PROTECT THE KING! | Totally Accurate Battle Simulator #2
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- Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024
- protect him from the small people at all costs!
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"SPRAY THEM WITH ARROWS GET THEM IN THE GROIN GET THEM IN THE FORHEAD" LOL 17:35
Dan: good job mammoth
Mammoth: I THOUGHT U NAMED ME HEROLD BOIII
thought that too, .-w.-
...
-Dan 2019
Yea
Yea
3:37
Herald...
Bone mage...
Me- If Herald farts... oh geez
BONE MAGE R.I.P
Lol
🤣🤣
Lol
😂😂🤣🤣
Only OGs remember the chicken man
Or the chicken man man
Only Pgs remember the muskets
OGs*
Only OGs remember the muskets
and when Dan broke his hand 💪
It appears Dan has a new secret... He is the battle god in the new British mythology
Lol
lol
2024 anyone?
2024
2024
Here
Here❤❤
Here
Dan: he can't be beaten
2 seconds later...
*DEAD*
Wow
Dan: *UUUHH N-NEVERMIND GUYS*
...
lol
Haha
At 9:29
Dan: He's celebrating in style!
Bone Mage: Is my death a joke to you?
4:47
Halfling Didn't Stick The Landing (12m)
LoL
I love how your profile pic is fortnite but you only play roblox no hate it’s kinda funny
He fell for 500 damage lol
44 subs? Hey not bad =D
@@beefstick3140 I play on PS4, and but I haven't figured out how to make videos on there and post them.. I do play Fortnite...
The king looked so annoyed
1:19
Dan: play the sad music please
Editor: NO, deal with it
dan is the editor
JasCool Gaming Lol
he edits his own videos
5:25
Dan: and we gonna need a Bard just in case we get bored in the Battlefield.
Also Dan: *Didn't show the Bard*
It's in the back
This is how many times DanTDM needs to play tabs
⬇
iming2512 That....makes no sense.
Correction:
This is how many times DANTDM needs to play tabs.
You forgot the word "times"
65 Wow I Uh.....
150!?
151
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator Confirmed by Military to be incredibly helpful in war tactics
Yup,it's actully made by a military veteran
And have a mammoth in a war
Wait is this true???!!
Ya my dad is in the military and he said his general made it
@@kpb811 No, are u crazy!!!!!!!
Boxing moves according to DanTDM:
Left hook
Right hook
*Forehead*
Nice
I watched this video instead of uploading a RUclips video.
*i regret nothing.*
Yep
Good job
@Nguyen Niko yeah
King: swings down Dan: NO DONT SWING AT THE GROUND SWING DOWN! King: Swings Down Dan: NOOOOOOOOO SWING DOWN
No sense
@@thesinginghobgobling3023 i died at that part
Oh my goodness there is so many ~ DanTDM 2018-2019-2020
haha
when would there be Dan 2098
hhhhaaaaahhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaa@@JasCoolGaming
Its not 2020
Itz Just Needle BFB Hey Idiot It Isn’t 2020 Or 2021 It’s 2019 Learn Ur Years Man
13:05 I DIED LAUGHING!!!
I wish I could get this game
Dan: puts in a catapult
Me: I salute you, Lord Wonky-Eye!
Wrong video
@@Mocheal_Mo_health Who cares
LORD WONKY EYE
Dantdm wakes up from this dream yelling, “THEY’RE IN THE TREES!!”
lol
Heck no
Mystic Alchemist Hey you make vids
Vietnam intensifies
@@ScotlandGeo I do too
If you watch the video in the 0.25 speed the halfling dabs in 6:46
6:50
Dab police!!!
@Stk_indoraptor 22 me too
The dab police must arrest him fir dabing
0 subs No videos weee
Dan: I don't think that you can defeat the minatour
5second later dead
dan sees the name of potionseller: hMmM PoTiOnMaStEr
Ah yes,the floor here is made of ceiling.
Yay this game will have more episode (By Dan (of course ) )
And lazarbeam
I got VIP Meet & Greet tickets!! Cant wait to meet you 😄
Did u meet him?!
U mm
3 yrs ago he won't say anything
yooo did you meet dantdm
“They’re literally all in the trees!” *has Vietnam flashback*
Ace Of Spades hài vlon
is has i guess
Ace of spades, long live cayde my favourite boi in destiny.
Ace Of Spades Vietnamese Flashback
P.S how did you get that black writing
Marshmello Alone put this symbol * before and after the word without space
Dan: teleports to a map called “tree” tribe
Map: *is surrounded by trees*
Dan: Where are they?
Theo Lenton he meant the enemy team
its a joke
Exactly
@@apocdeathtoall3996 he actually didn’t know for a little
@@Zapp-thorne rer
14:16 “BATTLE for your country,battle for your snake Bedouin!”
-your’s sincerely,Kelly cook
Kelly Cook lol.
A wild clubman appear
DanTDM : Headbutt i choose you
Headbutt use tackle
Wild clubman knock headbutt off the ring
Headbutt got KO
DanTDM : Pitchfork i choose you
Pitchfork use pitchfork stab
Wild clubman dodge the attack
Wild clubman use swing attack
Pitchfork got KO
DanTDM : Knight i choose you
Use charge attack
CRITICAL HIT
A wild clubman got KO
"i'm not hearing no sound"
that's a double negative
1st comment for yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Badam badum badam badam
The rest plays*
APotatoUMU ;-;
Dan thanks for playing hilarious games it makes my days way better and I'm not feeling too good right now but thanks for making me laugh.
Hope you're doing well 💗
😮
This game is so simple. But it’s amazing!
I now
You "now"?
@@marcusbluestone2822 he "now"
But I don’t “now”
Good job
I'm not, but this is the earliest I have ever seen a newly updated video.
Yeah, me too..
Every youtuber I've seen play TABS has mistaken greeks for romans. IM TRIGGERED!
IKR SAME
1 word
Baronvongames
Actually it isn't either it's medieval.
only og’s remember craig the mail man
Yas do more vids on this GAME plz T.A.B.S more
Owen Beebe no I want vacation simulator
True
yessssssss
Omg, I am crying from laughing so hard hard🤣😂🤣😂😹 10:35
"that was a painful place ti get a sword my friend"-DanTDM
same
Dan one of the tabs units escaped your computer and got your vr gogles ignore the spelling mistake I know I could fix it but iam rather telling you to ignore it
No u
@@sherlockmuffin5570 lol
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
kiwi fruit 🥝
*goggles
Its stupid, I love it!
-Dan 2019
Dan! For that last level, place loads of ice archers at the back. They are REALLY strong!
Edit: just don’t use any archers (except for snake archers) when the enemy have shields
The ice from the ice archers go tru shields too
Yay I really wanted part 2 thank u so much
Dan.... Range unit should in be in the back, not the front.
The Scarecrow for instance }:0
yes
Hi
Dan: The King is putting in work!
Hoplite: Am I a joke to you?
Yes, the it is a joke to the it. Dan is joking
rnene
You should make a totally accurate battle simulator series
David Salazar no I want vacation simulator
yeah!
NoBoDy 451 no I want tabs
Smart
MAYOR OF MEMES:I Agree! Dantdm: But the pugs
Dan I Dare You To Make A Video Playing A Scary Game In Virtual Reality!
WHOS WITH ME
Me!!!! Omg yaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!✨✨✨✨✨✨✨
Me
Not me
Me obviously!
Another one?
"play the sad music please" *SINGLE PIANO NOTE OF DESPAIR*
Yes
This whole video is about bone mages friendly-firing down their own guys
TABS Rule #1: Never put any units (unless it's flying) in the way of the mammoth.
They should make Dan in a minecart for this game.
Also great video Dan!
You always make me smile. 😊
me to
Maybe a reskin of the Wheelbarrow or the Long Ship
Same
Luckily for you in the future we have unit creator
On "Hay and pitchforks" you should say Hay Guys!
*Pun intended*
Hi
🤔 i dont get it said nobody ever
U TRATIOR
15:34 listen to the knight while he chops with his sound. it's so brutal
When your friend says Sword art online sucks
You:
4:56
Please continue playing this!!!
The highlighted comment has nothing to do with someone choosing it. Instead it bases the highlighted comment on where you can from. If it’s from a notification about your comment, it will be the highlighted comment. If it’s for another comment, it will highlight that one. It tends to highlight everyone’s own on their own screen more. Dan did not give you the highlighted comment
Zampoloo TRUE! Your right
@@zampoloo They didn't know that, and also, I wish they had their comment hearted.
That’s why I told them. Also if every random comment that supports a channel gets a heart, no comment would be unique.
you realize highlighted comment is when you get a notification involving your comment and you click on it? yeah he doesnt do that
17:12 why was it so cool when the valkyries went under the longship
At 19:20 wow really smart putting far range in the front and close range in the back
1:19
Play the sad music please!
**plays one note**
Dan: Yeaah
Ee
Eeeeeeeeeee
Having war? A mammoth is all you need.
*NUKE INBOUND RUN*
No you need lord wonky eye
Wut
Lol
16:39 Dan: Golden Mammoth can't be beaten
1 second later: *Dies*
Dan: Welp... There goes that.
🤣🤣
Hey dan! Can u please play more tabs because u can now turn into one of the people that are fighting
THATS ANOTHER GAME
YA DAN PLEASE YOU MAKE ANY BORING GAME FUN!! Not saying this game is boring
9:53
Dan: OK this is a little bit weird...
Head-butter...
Clubber...
Me: Can I be the 1st to say “EW?”
Yes
Lol
Sorry a bit late doing homework
Hey Dan
Love your vids
It's ok you aren't the only person who is late :/
Me 2
Love his videos
I have school to
Where's the vr. Dan needs to go scuba diving on vacation simulator
Who’s watching this during corona and have nothing to do but watch old videos
I
V
Me
@@fbinate3010 same m8
Me
@Caleb Hojnowski why did u say it twice!
legend has say it if you early enough Dan will reply and give heart
i dont believe that
Dan tdm is the best
Not With That Profile Pic
Too bad he will not 💔🤦🏽♀️
Yo dantdm is the man love your vid guys I started my youtube channel i just made a new vid if you could give me some feedback that's awesome thanks
You should put ranged people in the back for more effect
I laughed so hard when Dan said “look at him he’s a farmer and he’ll be better than you, and he even has a stupid hat! Come on, pitchfo- *farmer gets hit in the head with a club*
Dan pls heart this ❤️
Dang u late
Here’s my fave line from this series
The cannon ball hit our own donkey
@@mobsquad9921 The "Catupult not cannon
He just DIED
Them protecters protecc he attacc most importantly he smacc
Dan when will you do Would you rather super sour challenge 2?
Idk I hope tomorrow
The red one has been chosen flashbacks
Penguin King 👌🏻I remember
He did
Man, this game is great to watch! You make it so much more funnier XD
You forgot about The Adventure Pals, Spider-man, Miitopia, tomodachi (idk how to spell) and detective Pikachu
Who remembers these series!!
Meh
btw spiderman is over
Also the unnamed Minecraft survival series?
Also CrazyCraft?
Me
Mmmmeeeeee plz Dan more more
They had Chieftains and Bezerkers you however just had Bezerkers, that's why the Chieftains kept 1shotting your team. PLZ make a series!!!
10:34 Imagine if there was blood
ناصر الحربي oh no
Yes yes yes.l!
Wow this comment has been a year
Oh why
I cliked on the timestamp and got a disney plus ad
Here's a little tip:
If you're going to use ice archers, make sure you spawn dozens of them. Their large number can freeze up the enemy almost instantly. Its super effective
i agre
Dan:Come at me blues,were not even walking towards you!
Red bonemages:
Am I a joke to you?...
Hahahahahah
i cannot get over how accurate this is
16:41 lmao i laughed so hard XD
Dan you are the best
Smash bros: final destination were here
Dan: what’s smash bros
Smash bros: 🤦🏻♂️
ARCHER,WHEELBARROW PERSON,FIREWORK ARCHER,POTION MASTER,HALE BALER,PROTECTOR,
Was waiting for another TABS video!
Dan:They’re in the trees
Grandad:”has a flash back”
Lol
15:42 Dan you have a wife
3:21 red: why is the hale speaking bluese?
When your gonna put long range units I recommend you to put them very far from their target
1:19
That's just a piano note not sad music
Roses are red
Dan is blue
He has a ring
He protects the king
Ya mean Dan king! XD
This doesn’t make sense he has a ring he protects the king wut 😤
BOOOO GET A JOOOOBBBB
Only real REAL OGS remember chicken man man
*C h i c k e n s*
6:07 the king is getting washed away by an ocean wave
Please keep this series going!! I freaking love how funny this is. 😂😂 Your personality just adds to it.
Please do another part!😊 this gameplay was so funny!
The fact that Dan said right hook the moment the halfling did a right hook
Dan your amazing, I’ve watched your channel since 2012 (7 years)
Sammme
**HEADBUTTER**
_You Died_
*-Headbutter* Headbutted the cobblestone
Dan next time you need to put ur army farther back if they can do damage from distance
4:55 the squire didn’t even cut the halfling, he just bonked him and he died
2views 31likes really
RUclips is drunk
And this comment is over used
2 views means 2 people who watched the whole thing u dumb
I guess the 55 people who disliked failed at protecting the king😂😂😂
You mean 200
Olivia Moreira you mean 209
@@deannatorres8150 you mean 345
Heather Mclean it’s so true
55 people won
Totally EPIC battle Dan
T.E.B.D
8:01 The halfling is in timeout.