PROTECT THE KING! | Totally Accurate Battle Simulator #2

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  • Опубликовано: 23 дек 2024

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  • @katicazivanovic3292
    @katicazivanovic3292 3 года назад +11

    "SPRAY THEM WITH ARROWS GET THEM IN THE GROIN GET THEM IN THE FORHEAD" LOL 17:35

  • @carls5793
    @carls5793 5 лет назад +198

    Dan: good job mammoth
    Mammoth: I THOUGHT U NAMED ME HEROLD BOIII

  • @danielmonkeythomas574
    @danielmonkeythomas574 5 лет назад +1494

    Only OGs remember the chicken man

    • @luperamirez1527
      @luperamirez1527 5 лет назад +81

      Or the chicken man man

    • @hama4959
      @hama4959 5 лет назад +31

      Only Pgs remember the muskets

    • @hama4959
      @hama4959 5 лет назад +16

      OGs*

    • @hama4959
      @hama4959 5 лет назад +23

      Only OGs remember the muskets

    • @stevekwun
      @stevekwun 5 лет назад +53

      and when Dan broke his hand 💪

  • @Rbxkid21
    @Rbxkid21 2 года назад +9

    At 9:29
    Dan: He's celebrating in style!
    Bone Mage: Is my death a joke to you?

  • @ehgizle7268
    @ehgizle7268 5 лет назад +611

    Dan: he can't be beaten
    2 seconds later...
    *DEAD*

  • @SHDEMUSIC
    @SHDEMUSIC 5 лет назад +71

    It appears Dan has a new secret... He is the battle god in the new British mythology

  • @catroserade0851
    @catroserade0851 4 года назад +71

    3:37
    Herald...
    Bone mage...
    Me- If Herald farts... oh geez

  • @trainwreck237
    @trainwreck237 5 лет назад +159

    Dantdm wakes up from this dream yelling, “THEY’RE IN THE TREES!!”

  • @iming2512
    @iming2512 5 лет назад +1612

    This is how many times DanTDM needs to play tabs

  • @KingsGlaive42
    @KingsGlaive42 5 лет назад +131

    Totally Accurate Battle Simulator Confirmed by Military to be incredibly helpful in war tactics

    • @oliverc7348
      @oliverc7348 5 лет назад +6

      Yup,it's actully made by a military veteran

    • @johnlorenpelayo
      @johnlorenpelayo 5 лет назад +2

      And have a mammoth in a war

    • @kpb811
      @kpb811 5 лет назад

      Wait is this true???!!

    • @gamingwizard4268
      @gamingwizard4268 5 лет назад +2

      Ya my dad is in the military and he said his general made it

    • @KingsGlaive42
      @KingsGlaive42 5 лет назад

      @@kpb811 No, are u crazy!!!!!!!

  • @greyhoundman8389
    @greyhoundman8389 5 лет назад +278

    Boxing moves according to DanTDM:
    Left hook
    Right hook
    *Forehead*

  • @kahlilcalebb.hontanosas8863
    @kahlilcalebb.hontanosas8863 4 года назад +20

    5:25
    Dan: and we gonna need a Bard just in case we get bored in the Battlefield.
    Also Dan: *Didn't show the Bard*

  • @ZombiePlops
    @ZombiePlops 5 лет назад +86

    4:47
    Halfling Didn't Stick The Landing (12m)

    • @cheesee3049
      @cheesee3049 5 лет назад +5

      LoL

    • @beefstick3140
      @beefstick3140 5 лет назад +1

      I love how your profile pic is fortnite but you only play roblox no hate it’s kinda funny

    • @beefstick3140
      @beefstick3140 5 лет назад

      He fell for 500 damage lol

    • @RayAnimations..
      @RayAnimations.. 5 лет назад

      44 subs? Hey not bad =D

    • @ZombiePlops
      @ZombiePlops 5 лет назад +1

      @@beefstick3140 I play on PS4, and but I haven't figured out how to make videos on there and post them.. I do play Fortnite...

  • @mikevideotribute5426
    @mikevideotribute5426 5 лет назад +25

    1:19
    Dan: play the sad music please
    Editor: NO, deal with it

  • @lydiaheart5508
    @lydiaheart5508 5 лет назад +44

    The king looked so annoyed

  • @greengrassgaming2530
    @greengrassgaming2530 4 года назад +27

    King: swings down Dan: NO DONT SWING AT THE GROUND SWING DOWN! King: Swings Down Dan: NOOOOOOOOO SWING DOWN

  • @princesskatzen3988
    @princesskatzen3988 4 года назад +40

    Dan: puts in a catapult
    Me: I salute you, Lord Wonky-Eye!

  • @maxismad3732
    @maxismad3732 5 лет назад +61

    “They’re literally all in the trees!” *has Vietnam flashback*

    • @trihandsomeboy627
      @trihandsomeboy627 5 лет назад

      Ace Of Spades hài vlon

    • @JasCoolGaming
      @JasCoolGaming 5 лет назад

      is has i guess

    • @e.lnorry5807
      @e.lnorry5807 5 лет назад

      Ace of spades, long live cayde my favourite boi in destiny.

    • @codswollopye7287
      @codswollopye7287 5 лет назад

      Ace Of Spades Vietnamese Flashback
      P.S how did you get that black writing

    • @JVerde853
      @JVerde853 5 лет назад +2

      Marshmello Alone put this symbol * before and after the word without space

  • @NikkiKiritani
    @NikkiKiritani 5 лет назад +31

    Oh my goodness there is so many ~ DanTDM 2018-2019-2020

    • @kodmoecoins
      @kodmoecoins 5 лет назад

      haha

    • @JasCoolGaming
      @JasCoolGaming 5 лет назад

      when would there be Dan 2098

    • @kodmoecoins
      @kodmoecoins 5 лет назад

      hhhhaaaaahhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaa@@JasCoolGaming

    • @nickkeeth9602
      @nickkeeth9602 5 лет назад

      Its not 2020

    • @aidencastillo4872
      @aidencastillo4872 5 лет назад +1

      Itz Just Needle BFB Hey Idiot It Isn’t 2020 Or 2021 It’s 2019 Learn Ur Years Man

  • @theolenton6639
    @theolenton6639 5 лет назад +60

    Dan: teleports to a map called “tree” tribe
    Map: *is surrounded by trees*
    Dan: Where are they?

  • @bruhbruh210
    @bruhbruh210 5 лет назад +39

    Having war? A mammoth is all you need.
    *NUKE INBOUND RUN*

  • @frankharris9744
    @frankharris9744 5 лет назад +76

    "i'm not hearing no sound"
    that's a double negative

    • @vinyboo9699
      @vinyboo9699 5 лет назад +2

      1st comment for yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
      Badam badum badam badam
      The rest plays*

    • @mr.phoenix8691
      @mr.phoenix8691 4 года назад

      APotatoUMU ;-;

  • @athyena-
    @athyena- 5 лет назад +34

    Dan: The King is putting in work!
    Hoplite: Am I a joke to you?

  • @LightBlueKingYT
    @LightBlueKingYT Год назад +2

    17:12 why was it so cool when the valkyries went under the longship

  • @iheartsleepy
    @iheartsleepy 5 лет назад +24

    When your friend says Sword art online sucks
    You:
    4:56

  • @Silly.Alienz8
    @Silly.Alienz8 5 лет назад +67

    If you watch the video in the 0.25 speed the halfling dabs in 6:46

    • @shwrmsrm
      @shwrmsrm 5 лет назад +17

      6:50

    • @mrnerd6888
      @mrnerd6888 5 лет назад +8

      Dab police!!!

    • @KrYPTzx
      @KrYPTzx 5 лет назад +1

      @Stk_indoraptor 22 me too

    • @watRmelon
      @watRmelon 5 лет назад +1

      The dab police must arrest him fir dabing

    • @rahmatbanua7009
      @rahmatbanua7009 5 лет назад +2

      0 subs No videos weee

  • @thecommentdweller8074
    @thecommentdweller8074 5 лет назад +5

    14:16 “BATTLE for your country,battle for your snake Bedouin!”
    -your’s sincerely,Kelly cook

  • @CoolCat68
    @CoolCat68 4 года назад +27

    15:34 listen to the knight while he chops with his sound. it's so brutal

  • @potatoman4628
    @potatoman4628 5 лет назад +14

    TABS Rule #1: Never put any units (unless it's flying) in the way of the mammoth.

  • @fire_goon
    @fire_goon 3 года назад +41

    Dan thanks for playing hilarious games it makes my days way better and I'm not feeling too good right now but thanks for making me laugh.

  • @brodypeterson7993
    @brodypeterson7993 5 лет назад +13

    Omg, I am crying from laughing so hard hard🤣😂🤣😂😹 10:35

  • @Blaze00XD
    @Blaze00XD 2 года назад +1

    4:55 the squire didn’t even cut the halfling, he just bonked him and he died

  • @kiwijuice9387
    @kiwijuice9387 5 лет назад +109

    Dan one of the tabs units escaped your computer and got your vr gogles ignore the spelling mistake I know I could fix it but iam rather telling you to ignore it

    • @sherlockmuffin5570
      @sherlockmuffin5570 5 лет назад +4

      No u

    • @box5978
      @box5978 5 лет назад +3

      @@sherlockmuffin5570 lol

    • @rcece7609
      @rcece7609 5 лет назад +4

      OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH

    • @yourlunar
      @yourlunar 5 лет назад +2

      kiwi fruit 🥝

    • @Draeus_Prime
      @Draeus_Prime 5 лет назад

      *goggles

  • @davidsalazar3131
    @davidsalazar3131 5 лет назад +106

    You should make a totally accurate battle simulator series

  • @donnieanimates
    @donnieanimates 5 лет назад +26

    They should make Dan in a minecart for this game.
    Also great video Dan!
    You always make me smile. 😊

  • @frankielacorda9374
    @frankielacorda9374 5 лет назад +29

    Its stupid, I love it!
    -Dan 2019

  • @billtang4096
    @billtang4096 5 лет назад +6

    A wild clubman appear
    DanTDM : Headbutt i choose you
    Headbutt use tackle
    Wild clubman knock headbutt off the ring
    Headbutt got KO
    DanTDM : Pitchfork i choose you
    Pitchfork use pitchfork stab
    Wild clubman dodge the attack
    Wild clubman use swing attack
    Pitchfork got KO
    DanTDM : Knight i choose you
    Use charge attack
    CRITICAL HIT
    A wild clubman got KO

  • @aguilarsean6305
    @aguilarsean6305 5 лет назад +21

    Yay this game will have more episode (By Dan (of course ) )

  • @jannedrayadelained.magalan9322
    @jannedrayadelained.magalan9322 5 лет назад +16

    Dan: I don't think that you can defeat the minatour
    5second later dead

  • @sorisplanet4541
    @sorisplanet4541 4 года назад +2

    At 19:20 wow really smart putting far range in the front and close range in the back

  • @patrickcahill2760
    @patrickcahill2760 5 лет назад +55

    This game is so simple. But it’s amazing!

  • @rosymosca3886
    @rosymosca3886 3 года назад +32

    dan sees the name of potionseller: hMmM PoTiOnMaStEr

  • @souzafamily6654
    @souzafamily6654 4 года назад +31

    Man, this game is great to watch! You make it so much more funnier XD

  • @OfficialJ4ck
    @OfficialJ4ck 2 года назад +1

    10:23
    Farmer: just wait until i beat you with this rake!
    *swings bat at him* *farmer collapses to the ground* *faints*

  • @nj_K2_
    @nj_K2_ 5 лет назад +30

    On "Hay and pitchforks" you should say Hay Guys!
    *Pun intended*

  • @GameAddicter
    @GameAddicter 5 лет назад +6

    I'm not, but this is the earliest I have ever seen a newly updated video.

  • @stayhydratedVAL
    @stayhydratedVAL 5 лет назад +64

    Dan I Dare You To Make A Video Playing A Scary Game In Virtual Reality!
    WHOS WITH ME

  • @thorthegodofthunder2313
    @thorthegodofthunder2313 3 года назад +4

    1:19
    Play the sad music please!
    **plays one note**
    Dan: Yeaah

  • @SaadI0I
    @SaadI0I 5 лет назад +7

    16:39 Dan: Golden Mammoth can't be beaten
    1 second later: *Dies*
    Dan: Welp... There goes that.
    🤣🤣

  • @MeloniestNeon
    @MeloniestNeon 5 лет назад +16

    "play the sad music please" *SINGLE PIANO NOTE OF DESPAIR*

  • @testingphaze4853
    @testingphaze4853 5 лет назад +4

    Here's a little tip:
    If you're going to use ice archers, make sure you spawn dozens of them. Their large number can freeze up the enemy almost instantly. Its super effective

  • @marcuswong730
    @marcuswong730 5 лет назад +11

    This whole video is about bone mages friendly-firing down their own guys

  • @godlotus8329
    @godlotus8329 5 лет назад +154

    legend has say it if you early enough Dan will reply and give heart

    • @MilkAndCerealYTP
      @MilkAndCerealYTP 5 лет назад +6

      i dont believe that

    • @marvelanddclegosometimes4454
      @marvelanddclegosometimes4454 5 лет назад +1

      Dan tdm is the best

    • @NullyWard
      @NullyWard 5 лет назад +2

      Not With That Profile Pic

    • @user-np4iq8hb3g
      @user-np4iq8hb3g 5 лет назад +1

      Too bad he will not 💔🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @CorryWith2rs
      @CorryWith2rs 5 лет назад

      Yo dantdm is the man love your vid guys I started my youtube channel i just made a new vid if you could give me some feedback that's awesome thanks

  • @jackwang8218
    @jackwang8218 5 лет назад +5

    Dan! For that last level, place loads of ice archers at the back. They are REALLY strong!
    Edit: just don’t use any archers (except for snake archers) when the enemy have shields

    • @theodorteo1657
      @theodorteo1657 5 лет назад

      The ice from the ice archers go tru shields too

  • @maltloafking5007
    @maltloafking5007 5 лет назад +88

    Where's the vr. Dan needs to go scuba diving on vacation simulator

  • @Brandon-5cxqv
    @Brandon-5cxqv 9 месяцев назад +1

    4:56 - The Squire liked the Hafling's cut, G.

  • @elorayi9576
    @elorayi9576 5 лет назад +20

    Please keep this series going!! I freaking love how funny this is. 😂😂 Your personality just adds to it.

  • @owenbeebe5214
    @owenbeebe5214 5 лет назад +52

    Yas do more vids on this GAME plz T.A.B.S more

  • @ناصرالحربي-د5ظ
    @ناصرالحربي-د5ظ 5 лет назад +40

    10:34 Imagine if there was blood

  • @whoskryptic6688
    @whoskryptic6688 5 лет назад +2

    10:19
    When you're running from a monster but you were looking back at him.

  • @Chad-hl5vc
    @Chad-hl5vc 5 лет назад +16

    Please continue playing this!!!

    • @zampoloo
      @zampoloo 5 лет назад +2

      The highlighted comment has nothing to do with someone choosing it. Instead it bases the highlighted comment on where you can from. If it’s from a notification about your comment, it will be the highlighted comment. If it’s for another comment, it will highlight that one. It tends to highlight everyone’s own on their own screen more. Dan did not give you the highlighted comment

    • @thetwinstoychannel6075
      @thetwinstoychannel6075 5 лет назад +1

      Zampoloo TRUE! Your right

    • @chalkwarrior5542
      @chalkwarrior5542 5 лет назад +1

      @@zampoloo They didn't know that, and also, I wish they had their comment hearted.

    • @zampoloo
      @zampoloo 5 лет назад

      That’s why I told them. Also if every random comment that supports a channel gets a heart, no comment would be unique.

    • @Frontier327
      @Frontier327 5 лет назад

      you realize highlighted comment is when you get a notification involving your comment and you click on it? yeah he doesnt do that

  • @Leeknowgirl15
    @Leeknowgirl15 5 лет назад +58

    Sorry a bit late doing homework
    Hey Dan
    Love your vids

  • @laurenoliver-grieve1194
    @laurenoliver-grieve1194 5 лет назад +16

    Yay I really wanted part 2 thank u so much

  • @Nome2008
    @Nome2008 4 года назад

    7:25 Dantdm: The only thing their gonna do is provide us with musical tunes.
    Me: *_thEiR HUmpIng dA b0uLDer_*

  • @shrekinator1882
    @shrekinator1882 2 года назад +6

    i cannot get over how accurate this is

  • @valerieapril2471
    @valerieapril2471 5 лет назад +10

    Smash bros: final destination were here
    Dan: what’s smash bros
    Smash bros: 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @jessievelasquez
    @jessievelasquez 5 лет назад +5

    6:07 the king is getting washed away by an ocean wave

  • @Santiago-hj9dd
    @Santiago-hj9dd 3 года назад +1

    14:30 the archer aim is just spot on

  • @calderfeit7567
    @calderfeit7567 5 лет назад +12

    Every youtuber I've seen play TABS has mistaken greeks for romans. IM TRIGGERED!

  • @catroserade0851
    @catroserade0851 4 года назад +6

    9:53
    Dan: OK this is a little bit weird...
    Head-butter...
    Clubber...
    Me: Can I be the 1st to say “EW?”

  • @xaiverplayerxaiver2476
    @xaiverplayerxaiver2476 5 лет назад +10

    When your gonna put long range units I recommend you to put them very far from their target

  • @artistic_mess1258
    @artistic_mess1258 4 года назад +1

    4:56
    a clean bop on the head
    9:26
    a handstand in the air
    10:18
    one of the most cleanest defeats
    10:34
    ouch...-
    13:36
    huh? where did he go?
    16:52
    how dare you hit a priest
    *and that is what i found epic*👌

  • @kaitlynnm4138
    @kaitlynnm4138 5 лет назад +16

    I got VIP Meet & Greet tickets!! Cant wait to meet you 😄

  • @IHateObama388
    @IHateObama388 4 года назад +6

    They had Chieftains and Bezerkers you however just had Bezerkers, that's why the Chieftains kept 1shotting your team. PLZ make a series!!!

  • @caffeecup5319
    @caffeecup5319 5 лет назад +39

    **HEADBUTTER**
    _You Died_
    *-Headbutter* Headbutted the cobblestone

  • @jakov0903
    @jakov0903 4 года назад

    6:51 DanTDM Raps: Cmo'n guys, there are 2 haflings and u can't take them out,don't let them take your crown!

  • @studioaproductions6966
    @studioaproductions6966 5 лет назад +25

    Hey dan! Can u please play more tabs because u can now turn into one of the people that are fighting

    • @feras_133
      @feras_133 4 года назад

      THATS ANOTHER GAME

    • @cringedmossy5260
      @cringedmossy5260 4 года назад +1

      YA DAN PLEASE YOU MAKE ANY BORING GAME FUN!! Not saying this game is boring

  • @Knighted17
    @Knighted17 5 лет назад +4

    13:05 I DIED LAUGHING!!!

  • @hi.3647
    @hi.3647 4 года назад +10

    Dan:Come at me blues,were not even walking towards you!
    Red bonemages:
    Am I a joke to you?...

  • @AYZdrums
    @AYZdrums 4 года назад +1

    Dan: 12 sets of axes to bring down the greatest rulers of all time ME: it was 13

  • @rubypearce4815
    @rubypearce4815 5 лет назад +7

    The guys that sing actually make the enemy follow their tunes! Love your videos btw xx❤️

  • @jakeiguess5009
    @jakeiguess5009 5 лет назад +3

    9:21 bone mage goes flyin' 😂😂😂

  • @insertnamehere5996
    @insertnamehere5996 5 лет назад +8

    Please do another part!😊 this gameplay was so funny!

  • @travisscyd9251
    @travisscyd9251 2 года назад

    10:18 "the farmer way better than and he has a stupid" WHEEZE that is so funny

  • @ducku1839
    @ducku1839 5 лет назад +31

    Dan.... Range unit should in be in the back, not the front.

  • @lani247
    @lani247 5 лет назад +4

    Dan your amazing, I’ve watched your channel since 2012 (7 years)

  • @NoxadaAlt
    @NoxadaAlt 5 лет назад +6

    Was waiting for another TABS video!

  • @Flamingocoolboy
    @Flamingocoolboy Год назад +1

    I have never felt the same after he stopped this series stopped : (

  • @Barple_Bapkins
    @Barple_Bapkins 5 лет назад +32

    Dan when will you do Would you rather super sour challenge 2?

  • @whitedave1968
    @whitedave1968 5 лет назад +5

    Dan:They’re in the trees
    Grandad:”has a flash back”

  • @xxrainaxx1075
    @xxrainaxx1075 5 лет назад +61

    Eyyyyyyy I made it and I already liked the video ^^
    Love you dan

    • @ChuckyCharl
      @ChuckyCharl 5 лет назад +1

      Eye?

    • @xxrainaxx1075
      @xxrainaxx1075 5 лет назад +1

      OMFG did I srsly write eye? xD
      I didn't even realise omg, I saw it as Eyyy not Eyee
      Thanks y'all

  • @someone_____yes
    @someone_____yes 3 года назад +2

    8:01 The halfling is in timeout.

  • @cadenberry1972
    @cadenberry1972 5 лет назад +29

    After having a really tough day your videos bring a smile to my face Dan. Thanks

  • @theweirdestpartofyourday4518
    @theweirdestpartofyourday4518 4 года назад +6

    Dan:A farmer could do better than you.
    Farmer: took out in one hit.

  • @johnlorenpelayo
    @johnlorenpelayo 5 лет назад +17

    Roses are red
    Dan is blue
    He has a ring
    He protects the king

  • @DatBoi-lu9pt
    @DatBoi-lu9pt 2 года назад

    Dan: Why are the archers failing?!?!?
    Also Dan: Places them DIRECTLY IN FRONT of the people with melee weapons

  • @hippopotamus5737
    @hippopotamus5737 4 года назад +7

    Only real REAL OGS remember chicken man man

  • @chickenrunner34curtis49
    @chickenrunner34curtis49 4 года назад +11

    I laughed so hard when Dan said “look at him he’s a farmer and he’ll be better than you, and he even has a stupid hat! Come on, pitchfo- *farmer gets hit in the head with a club*

  • @captainzachary2477
    @captainzachary2477 5 лет назад +8

    Dan: The Mammoth cannot be beaten
    Mammoth: Dies instantly

  • @aidenmomtahan782
    @aidenmomtahan782 2 года назад +1

    I can't stop myself from watching this video over and over