John 14:6 "Jesus answered, 'I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.' " Jesus does love yall, and he'll get you through dark places. God bless yall in Jesus's name, amen ✝️🙏🏻🫶
John 14:6 "Jesus answered, 'I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.' " Jesus does love yall, and he'll get you through dark places. God bless yall in Jesus's name, amen ✝️🙏🏻🫶
i will tell you the history of wonky eye. once there was a boy named wonky he was made fun of because of his name they called him wonky eye but one sunny day the duel wilders attacted no one could beat them but wonky eye beleved they could do this so he got his dad's caipult and snake archers sqiers joined and wonky eye led them to victory after that day every one called him lord wonky eye.
Dan has always made us laugh and smile Dont cry because its over, smile because it happened How time flies when you're having fun Dan shaped all our childhood, and made us happy Dan made us laugh.
John 14:6 "Jesus answered, 'I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.' " Jesus does love yall, and he'll get you through dark places. God bless yall in Jesus's name, amen ✝️🙏🏻🫶
Dan, this will probably get lost in the comments, but I just wanna say, I love your videos, they always make me laugh, so, thank you :) Have a nice day :)
And on Harold's grave, it reads; *Here lies the mighty Harold, has served so well...* *he died with no father, and his mother has fell...* *hahah we can just buy another one*
I just watched the danTDM video titled "LORD WONKY EYE SAVES US! | Totally Accurate Battle Simulator #3" and it was so entertaining! I loved seeing Lord Wonky Eye in action and how he saved the day. The battles were intense and I was on the edge of my seat the entire time. DanTDM always knows how to make his videos exciting and fun to watch. I can't wait to see what he has in store for us next! Thanks to a.i.
Dan there is a secret you can find new units 1st. Executioner is in the (medieval 1 map) find a. Axe in a trunk 2nd Mace Spinner is in the (medieval 2 map) find in a tower with chickens surrounding two Maces 3rd is Artemis wich you can find in Ancient 1 where you can find behind a tower in the balcony..
thanks dan you crack me up with your jokes. Especially "Protect the donkey.... Wait he’s not a donkey" , "she sleeps with the fishes now and "what is he doing sniffing there farts if you do that you just run a risk of dieing"
its been 3 years, and i am still watching this one specific video when i am bored, goes to show how entertaining and fun this video is exactly
Me too
Ikr same
lol same
It's just....nostalgic aswell
who votes dan brings tabs back?
Lord wonky eye still exists in tabs! I found him a couple days ago and he's still really good
Awesome bro
John 14:6 "Jesus answered, 'I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.' " Jesus does love yall, and he'll get you through dark places. God bless yall in Jesus's name, amen ✝️🙏🏻🫶
“PETER I TOLD U THE WAR IS NOT FOR U!”
the best part
your also watching old dantdm?
😀
life am i right dont be rude
AYYY IM NOT THE ONLY ONE
@@bonsense1915 of course
It been 4 years and I still love his old videos
“The catapult hit our donkey”
-Dantdm playing TABS 2019
I just wet myself
I hate can
Do you mean dan not can
nostalgia
John 14:6 "Jesus answered, 'I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.' " Jesus does love yall, and he'll get you through dark places. God bless yall in Jesus's name, amen ✝️🙏🏻🫶
"our catapult hit our own donkey"
Gets me everytime I watch this part
same
Me too
And my sis
Me toooooooooo
Same
Fr
6:24
the king does the best pose a king could ever do
*start taking pictures people*
He’s tlitched
@@Luke-dt8lc you mean glitched?
Look the wizard is dabbing
I love the Lord wonky eye he has once saved me in TABS as well
15:41 Lord wonkey eye is preparing the Ka-me-ha-me-ha
Lol
Haha
Dude do not get him a warning ⚠️
@@lilruggedplays561 yea or else he might blast a spirit bomb at us
@@Shrine_of_Karma dude What if he brings in that purple cat I don’t know his name but what if he shows up and destroys our planet
0:28 - 0:35
Dan: I think it's blue...
7 seconds later...
Dan: I knew it was red!
*You silly dummy.*
Lol
More lol
LOL LOL
LOL
Pop Playz is it heck or hell
i will tell you the history of wonky eye. once there was a boy named wonky he was made fun of because of his name they called him wonky eye but one sunny day the duel wilders attacted no one could beat them but wonky eye beleved they could do this so he got his dad's caipult and snake archers sqiers joined and wonky eye led them to victory after that day every one called him lord wonky eye.
Love it
Best story ever
‘O’
True so true
😁😁😁🤩🤩
Respect Lord Wonky Eye 😠
The bald old man screening because
The lord wonky eye throwing the Rock!! 13:32
IT HAS BEEN A YEAR. WE NEED MORE OF THIS.
True
Yes
Couldn’t agree more
Ture
Yes
18:08 And his name is Halfling!
*Insert John Cena Intro*
Ta,tata,taa taa
“Where I command my little blue or red I thinks it’s blue... oh it’s red I knew it was red”
I do this as well
theres only one reason how dan gets all his views its because when people get bored they go back and watch his vids:)
Underrated Comment.
true
Accurately said
Watch 15:42 in .25 speed with the sound off and epic action music in a different tab all the way to 15:46 an that's the best action sequence ever.
Dan- HAROLD, IM CALLING UPON YOUR BROTHA...AND
Dan-...your mother!
:/
@@phoenix_joshua8083 ?
14:02
Dan:Add dragons to the game please
Me:There is a dragon coming in the Asian faction, but, not the dragon you would expect
People wearing a dragon costume
The best type
Lol
Yea
You don’t understand the
Dan:
Me:
Section.
It is for *funny* things
Dan has always made us laugh and smile
Dont cry because its over, smile because it happened
How time flies when you're having fun
Dan shaped all our childhood, and made us happy
Dan made us laugh.
Me at a funeral after I'm reading this: ●v●
Gave me chills
Dan: Our catapult hit our own donkey
Me: *laughing so hard that someone else near by laughs to*
Yea I know HALARIOUS
XD
yes
I peed my pants😂😂
James Is an Aussie
xd me too
James Is an Aussie i read this once he said that
Yo, Dan! I think you should come back to this game, there's more content, more campaigns, better units, custom content, all that stuff!
Yeah, it is better now
DanTDM, "our catipalt hit our own donkey"
Fan, "That is not a donkey"
I laughed so hard when you said that. Big fan
Alex&Max ya (click) noice. 😜
He said wait
wut is an catipalt
XD
@@FarmerJoeZer- whaaaaat???
:)
At this point when dan posts we know we are gonna have a good day, this is so funny it made my day 😂
I agre this is hilarious this is one of my favorite video
yea
@@tycetube1987 I laughed almost the whole video not even gonna lie
@@jayplash24 I know right!
17:54 dan turns away for a second
Halfing: here is a tutorial on how to fly
Lol
That is way to true
He found the flying bard
Lol
Not true stupid
Dan: the headbutter! *HE* could do it!
A few seconds later...
Dan: *SHE* did it!!
Jack: R O G E R
Coryxkenshin: Havo the rock
8 bit Ryan: Afro dude
DanTDM: L O R D W O N K Y E Y E
Nanokumo nanokumo: TABS WORLD DEFENDER
Boy or girl?
BaronVonGames: Zvihander
I think its a she
12:10 when that mammoth is playing inazuma eleven (SHOOT CHAIN!)
"Launch the boulder! Send it flying my friend and this game is over."
-Dantdm 2019
Harold: kills whole army of blues
Wonky eye: Kills one King
Dantdm: Harold you suck
Sackboy gaming an army of blues is worse than the king
Prototype Nick lies
Because it's true
@@Blurr1d0. he's a prototype of course he was wrong
Dan: I bend the knee if I was not in a chair
King:get out of the chair
Bruh
*In* a chair. Get *out* of the chair.
Dan: HAHA WHAT!
This is how many times dan laughed in this vid
⬇️
Clipy 21
WOW wow WoW wOw
93
109
He laughed a lot of times😂😂😂
Dan: harold you suck
Harold: I DID HALF THE WORK
John 14:6 "Jesus answered, 'I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.' " Jesus does love yall, and he'll get you through dark places. God bless yall in Jesus's name, amen ✝️🙏🏻🫶
Dan, this will probably get lost in the comments, but I just wanna say, I love your videos, they always make me laugh, so, thank you :)
Have a nice day :)
2end for me
Oi
Number 1 for me
wholesome
2nd for me
16:16 use your head
If you don’t get it, it is a toy story reference
We need more of this
Ik
we NEED MORE
We do need more bitey fish ur right
Yeessssssss wwwwweeeee do😡 dann? Please
Definitely!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1:49 "ye old bald one" is a quote that I still use till this day..... don't ask 🤣
Protect the donkey....
Wait he’s not a donkey
Dan: slaps himself into the 69th dimension
Nice
Lol
When Dan said our catapult hit our own donkey I laugh so hard😂😂😂😂
Yeah I agree with you 😂😂😂
Yes
Lol
OK babe I will be there on Friday
@@jarrodstewart4128 has
10:00 lord wonkey eye makes a perfect shot and saves the kingdom
What?
Watch that clip and you will see what I mean
Dan: "The king leads us to victory" Me: "The kings leans us to victory: Also Me: "He was leaning" 😂
I am watching it in 2022 as well
Dan: “ your brother and ..... (pause for effect)....... your mother!
What did he want to say...
THE BIG H!
One of the bards was riding his banjo
Mr.Wabbit ! What time?
Yeet
@@izwastuff1996 yeet
10:35 Celebrating too early
Are you still here
19:08 I laughed so hard when I saw the squire killed his teammate and dan said cold blooded
We need more of this been 2 years
14:19 “we could bring in Harold again but he’s let us down”
Harold: all I did was get stuck under a bridge
Lukas B yep
Weird, right?
oscarito2012 ye
Lukas B xD
15:37 the most tense scene in any movie
And on Harold's grave, it reads; *Here lies the mighty Harold, has served so well...*
*he died with no father, and his mother has fell...*
*hahah we can just buy another one*
Griefendor dude Dan is awesome I found a book about him and I really want it but Dan rocks and I never comment a one of his videos
Ok. ._.
@@rogerzendejas6588 ?
._.
I’m a bad person... sooo LOLOLOLOLOLOL
7:56 “man withe real twitchy foot” got me dying 😂😂😂😂
Sorry “with”
17:52
Looks away, turns back
"I AM A MAGICIAN"
Lol I didn't realize that
I'm laughing so bad
17:50
Dan: What is he doing sniffing there farts???
Me: *Laughs so hard and plays clip again and again* ITS TO FUNNY! 😂😂😂😂
I read this as he said this
It wasn’t super funny for me
What do you mean?
I have to thank u for ur name I LOVE CATS
17:59 the halfling has having some fun there!
OUR CATAPULT JUST HIT OUR OWN DONKEY LOL IM DYING
Dan: Send it flying my friend; And this game is over.
Lord Wonky Eye: Yes sir!
Dan - Please add dragons to the game please.
Landfall - Ok new dragons in the dynasty faction.
Yes I am mocking you
Lol
4:37 Manny, Ellie and Peaches from Ice Age: Collision Course.
Wait he called the mammoth fat in the game and they call manny in ice age fat
He’s not fat he’s poofy
Dan: he hit the donkey an- wait. It’s not a donkey
*slaps himself*
Also Dan: ow
DogeVader lol
XD
XD
DanTDM:That what the mamoth will do
Mamoth:"slaps dan"
Im a donkey dan
SlllllllllllllllllllaP PPPPPPPP
"The guy with the twitchy foot would be easy to deal with" . Almost gave Wonky Eye a scare
18:51
These Bards were killed for playing music without a license.
lol
Ok this is what happened after the hunter Barrett story
Wonky eye gained many friends *THE END*
What A Happy Ending (・o・)
LOL😂
The legend of lord wonky eye will live on for centuries to come. Praise to the wonky eye, eye of gods.
You mean god of eyes
Izzy Cainsey yep
The fight at 16:51 makes me laugh sooo hard every time I watch this video and I have watched this many times
I was having a bad day but Dan just made my day. Even years later Dan still makes my smile
me too
Beautiful
Same
It is true I could watch his oldest video and still smile to it
WONKY EYESSSSSSS
*What is he doing?! SNIFFING THEIR FARTS!?!*
Dan: What is he doing? Sniffing their farts?
Halfling: Bleh.
yep
XD
not anymore have sex
7:54
Smile room: i'm the best door trap ever!!!
Door mammoth: i'm about to end this whole mans career!!!
TRUEEeeE
H
So true 🤡🖐🏻🌚💥🏳️🌈🧠🧒🏼🇺🇸😍😇😅🥵😰☠️👽😈💩👺👹👿👾🤖👻😻🎃✊🏻🐬
L O L
17:56 Dan turns away for 1 second.
Halfling: /tp halfling to stone wall direction: Y+
“Time to fly”
Dan:WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Seeing the DanTDM The Contest ad at the start of this brings nostalgia, especially bc I only got to see it in theaters.
14:03 they are adding a Chinese dragon.
They did
This is one of my favorite videos from Dan. I’ve watched it for 4 years and it’s still good every time.
its true
8:04 when Lord Wonky Eye was screaming I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I don’t get it :/
It is not a joke
Same 😂😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
afzafar LOL
Dan: HEADBUTT HIM OFF THE CLIFF!
Headbutter: *does as she’s told*
Dan: Oh, you are so stupid!
soooo true
YEAH!!!!!!!!
Timestamp?
@Dino Is Good nah I’m to lazy u do it.
Dino Is Good 17 somethin
Wonky eyes should be in every history book and art.
Boring
@Epic Hunter DO NOT DISRESPECT MR WONKEY EYE!!!!!!!!!
Epic Hunter yea it ain’t boring wonky eyes is the best war general
David Hinojosa lo
Correct
"subscribe if your new, that's what the mammoth would do"
me: *clap* *clap* *clap* "well done Dan"
AYYO CLAP CLAP
How many times dan said "Lord wonky eye"
\/
Manat Tiles 1 time?
Finally, an early comment
Idk
Not that many........
160
Dan: Your being promoted!
Dan: ..if we can find your face..
Catapult Dude: Well, I’m not being promoted then.
Popsy he found him
Popsy his name is Lord of the wonky eye
Lol
@Nykyrian Young I prefer Catapult dude.
@elena Montgomery....r/woooosh
11:53 This cracked me up that I spit all over me
Come on donkey 😂😂😂
Keep up the good work Dan! ❤❤
Ep. 5 on T.A.B.S dantdm. you got your prayer answered
Dan: Can they bring in dragons?
Tabs: Ok so lets not add dragons.
Dan: Ok, you asked for it. Discord! Attack!
Well, now they do
Actually now they do
They better do it.
Dan: "I'd bend the Knee if i wasn't in a Chair."
Me : "aren't your knees already Bend while you sit?"
True and Lol
Unikitty20124 ..?
I just watched the danTDM video titled "LORD WONKY EYE SAVES US! | Totally Accurate Battle Simulator #3" and it was so entertaining! I loved seeing Lord Wonky Eye in action and how he saved the day. The battles were intense and I was on the edge of my seat the entire time. DanTDM always knows how to make his videos exciting and fun to watch. I can't wait to see what he has in store for us next! Thanks to a.i.
2023
Dan there is a secret you can find new units
1st. Executioner is in the (medieval 1 map) find a. Axe in a trunk
2nd Mace Spinner is in the (medieval 2 map) find in a tower with chickens surrounding two Maces
3rd is Artemis wich you can find in Ancient 1 where you can find behind a tower in the balcony..
Dan: Peter I know the war was not for you
Me: Peter Parker but he’s spider man
I think he meant HAROLD >•
Fortnite Army
He’s left now
What
I HATE FORTNITE
Don’t mess with people that have scythes. Just don’t.
Unless your Lord Wonky Eye, then you can.
Yeah✌️😏
Unless your a PewDiePie as well
Lord wonky eye from DanTDM vs jacksepticeye's best troop Rodger the archer
What If The Scythe Is the Grim Reaper?
A pack of Doritos, Some Dipping Sauce and a DanTDM Tabs vid is all you need to have a relaxing night.
You are correct
Underrated Comment
This is the amount of people that want Dan to play this game again
:
17:51 when the halfling just straight up spanks the bard. 🤣😂🤣
Dan: The catapult hit our own donkey
Dan's head: Contemplates life choices.
Wise choice of words Dan...
M Scholz ?
@@bubbygamermode8094 Problem?
" our catapult hit our own donkey "
- Dantdm 2019
18:00 DAB POLICE SLO-MO
where?
thanks dan you crack me up with your jokes. Especially "Protect the donkey....
Wait he’s not a donkey" , "she sleeps with the fishes now and "what is he doing sniffing there farts if you do that you just run a risk of dieing"
Wow you have a very high level of grammar 🤩
Dying not dieing
dan: the catapult hit our own donkey
me: dan its a mammoth
I will I will give you $1000
i loved this stage LOL 16:57
12:28
DanTDM: Harold, you suck!
Harold: I did most of the work you oofer.
Yeah oofer because he OOFED XD
17:59 bard mortorcycle!
pretty sure the sarissa is the spear/pike he's wielding
8:23 use mammoth to block the door, and place archers on top
Sir Faolan smart
@@karonsimmons3239 thanks
**confused noises**
I love seeing Dantdm play this game even though it’s been 5 years 😭
fr
Dan: Our own catapult hit our own donkey? (haha)
Harold: am i a joke to you?
angel Perez Garcia Doge
Omg lol
He realized that it was a mammoth it was a mistake (watch the video before making a comment)
@@jspaceman r/wooosh
Tracy Higgins r/justcorrectingaperson
8:01 poor mammoth....he died while stuck in a doorway
Lol
Red:
Lord wonky eye
Twenty priests healing him
And ten shields in front
Blue:
Ten squires
Two jarls
5 archers
PS ur videos r sikkk
Dan: “goes to the zoo and sees a elephant”
Also Dan: oh look at the donkey
17:25 *Fallen kingdom plays in distance*