LORD WONKY EYE SAVES US! | Totally Accurate Battle Simulator #3

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  • @ColinTheCarrot
    @ColinTheCarrot 9 месяцев назад +16

    Lord wonky eye still exists in tabs! I found him a couple days ago and he's still really good

  • @ashhplayz9489
    @ashhplayz9489 Год назад +201

    its been 3 years, and i am still watching this one specific video when i am bored, goes to show how entertaining and fun this video is exactly

  • @KiraEditz12
    @KiraEditz12 2 года назад +27

    “PETER I TOLD U THE WAR IS NOT FOR U!”
    the best part

  • @UserPenguin
    @UserPenguin Год назад +14

    I love the Lord wonky eye he has once saved me in TABS as well

  • @markgrauer1699
    @markgrauer1699 5 лет назад +17

    18:08 And his name is Halfling!

  • @artistic_mess1258
    @artistic_mess1258 3 года назад +34

    6:24
    the king does the best pose a king could ever do
    *start taking pictures people*

    • @Luke-dt8lc
      @Luke-dt8lc 3 года назад

      He’s tlitched

    • @joeanderson3853
      @joeanderson3853 3 года назад

      @@Luke-dt8lc you mean glitched?

    • @t4burnok
      @t4burnok 3 года назад

      Look the wizard is dabbing

  • @cyborgcat4634
    @cyborgcat4634 Год назад +2

    "Launch the boulder! Send it flying my friend and this game is over."
    -Dantdm 2019

  • @ZIQ27
    @ZIQ27 Год назад +4

    The bald old man screening because
    The lord wonky eye throwing the Rock!! 13:32

  • @DarKHolo
    @DarKHolo 4 года назад +129

    “The catapult hit our donkey”
    -Dantdm playing TABS 2019

  • @gdmcmlbb5131
    @gdmcmlbb5131 5 лет назад +10

    10:35 Celebrating too early

  • @Mario_the_menace
    @Mario_the_menace Год назад +2

    Dan: harold you suck
    Harold: I DID HALF THE WORK

  • @thepickel
    @thepickel 10 месяцев назад +2

    The headbuter made a good risk to keep the army alive

  • @fredhesse9945
    @fredhesse9945 3 года назад +449

    IT HAS BEEN A YEAR. WE NEED MORE OF THIS.

  • @Shrine_of_Karma
    @Shrine_of_Karma 3 года назад +58

    15:41 Lord wonkey eye is preparing the Ka-me-ha-me-ha

    • @spongey1x998
      @spongey1x998 3 года назад +3

      Lol

    • @hazzesanimations8212
      @hazzesanimations8212 3 года назад +1

      Haha

    • @lilruggedplays561
      @lilruggedplays561 3 года назад +1

      Dude do not get him a warning ⚠️

    • @Shrine_of_Karma
      @Shrine_of_Karma 3 года назад

      @@lilruggedplays561 yea or else he might blast a spirit bomb at us

    • @lilruggedplays561
      @lilruggedplays561 3 года назад

      @@Shrine_of_Karma dude What if he brings in that purple cat I don’t know his name but what if he shows up and destroys our planet

  • @dabbyplayz601
    @dabbyplayz601 2 года назад +20

    IT HAS BEEN 2 YEARS WE NEED MORE OF THIS

  • @Beans-on-toast
    @Beans-on-toast Год назад +41

    theres only one reason how dan gets all his views its because when people get bored they go back and watch his vids:)

  • @ivanplays755
    @ivanplays755 3 года назад +113

    "our catapult hit our own donkey"
    Gets me everytime I watch this part

  • @sackboygaming9896
    @sackboygaming9896 4 года назад +29

    Harold: kills whole army of blues
    Wonky eye: Kills one King
    Dantdm: Harold you suck

  • @sammorgan550
    @sammorgan550 2 года назад +1

    "subscribe if your new, that's what the mammoth would do"
    me: *clap* *clap* *clap* "well done Dan"

  • @DaljitSingh-sx3et
    @DaljitSingh-sx3et Год назад +2

    "The guy with the twitchy foot would be easy to deal with" . Almost gave Wonky Eye a scare

  • @ragnen2155
    @ragnen2155 5 лет назад +33

    Dan- HAROLD, IM CALLING UPON YOUR BROTHA...AND
    Dan-...your mother!

  • @annabelayala5941
    @annabelayala5941 3 года назад +22

    “Where I command my little blue or red I thinks it’s blue... oh it’s red I knew it was red”

  • @32gameplayer11
    @32gameplayer11 2 года назад +10

    Dan: "The king leads us to victory" Me: "The kings leans us to victory: Also Me: "He was leaning" 😂

  • @azraeescobar9232
    @azraeescobar9232 2 года назад +5

    Dan: Send it flying my friend; And this game is over.
    Lord Wonky Eye: Yes sir!

  • @hunterbarrett3738
    @hunterbarrett3738 5 лет назад +841

    i will tell you the history of wonky eye. once there was a boy named wonky he was made fun of because of his name they called him wonky eye but one sunny day the duel wilders attacted no one could beat them but wonky eye beleved they could do this so he got his dad's caipult and snake archers sqiers joined and wonky eye led them to victory after that day every one called him lord wonky eye.

  • @yvonbasuel9440
    @yvonbasuel9440 5 лет назад +238

    0:28 - 0:35
    Dan: I think it's blue...
    7 seconds later...
    Dan: I knew it was red!
    *You silly dummy.*

  • @jacksonu9531
    @jacksonu9531 2 месяца назад +1

    " our catapult hit our own donkey "
    - Dantdm 2019

  • @gigilohrmann
    @gigilohrmann Год назад +4

    i loved this stage LOL 16:57

  • @SWBPro
    @SWBPro 4 года назад +7

    16:16 use your head
    If you don’t get it, it is a toy story reference

  • @properpeanut1763
    @properpeanut1763 5 лет назад +52

    One of the bards was riding his banjo

  • @user-fo1mz4gy7c
    @user-fo1mz4gy7c 6 месяцев назад +2

    It been 4 years and I still love his old videos

  • @fleurbradley8099
    @fleurbradley8099 2 года назад +35

    At this point when dan posts we know we are gonna have a good day, this is so funny it made my day 😂

    • @tycetubetoys1817
      @tycetubetoys1817 2 года назад +2

      I agre this is hilarious this is one of my favorite video

    • @plazlx
      @plazlx 2 года назад

      yea

    • @jayplash24
      @jayplash24 Год назад

      @@tycetubetoys1817 I laughed almost the whole video not even gonna lie

    • @tycetubetoys1817
      @tycetubetoys1817 Год назад +1

      @@jayplash24 I know right!

  • @lxstful2795
    @lxstful2795 5 лет назад +18

    12:10 when that mammoth is playing inazuma eleven (SHOOT CHAIN!)

  • @goldengamer923
    @goldengamer923 3 года назад +9

    Watch 15:42 in .25 speed with the sound off and epic action music in a different tab all the way to 15:46 an that's the best action sequence ever.

  • @jaquelineflores9111
    @jaquelineflores9111 2 года назад +19

    19:08 I laughed so hard when I saw the squire killed his teammate and dan said cold blooded

    • @House-uo2zg
      @House-uo2zg 2 года назад

      We need more of this been 2 years

  • @rhishadeocampo92010
    @rhishadeocampo92010 2 года назад +1

    DanTDM says: a protective bubble.
    Me: hmmm that sounds sooo... Familiar....
    *Good faction vibes*

  • @edouardlocatelli829
    @edouardlocatelli829 3 года назад +205

    This is how many times dan laughed in this vid
    ⬇️

  • @oofyxd647
    @oofyxd647 Год назад +13

    Dan has always made us laugh and smile
    Dont cry because its over, smile because it happened
    How time flies when you're having fun
    Dan shaped all our childhood, and made us happy
    Dan made us laugh.

  • @prittykittyzm7520
    @prittykittyzm7520 2 месяца назад +1

    1:49 "ye old bald one" is a quote that I still use till this day..... don't ask 🤣

  • @yeetskeetcicle
    @yeetskeetcicle 3 года назад +5

    15:37 the most tense scene in any movie

  • @pandorasbox2.061
    @pandorasbox2.061 4 года назад +61

    Dan: Our catapult hit our own donkey
    Me: *laughing so hard that someone else near by laughs to*

    • @mobsquad9921
      @mobsquad9921 4 года назад

      Yea I know HALARIOUS
      XD

    • @raystoybox9368
      @raystoybox9368 4 года назад

      yes

    • @LandonTheGod99
      @LandonTheGod99 4 года назад +1

      I peed my pants😂😂

    • @11uxier
      @11uxier 4 года назад

      James Is an Aussie
      xd me too

    • @tperm4072
      @tperm4072 4 года назад

      James Is an Aussie i read this once he said that

  • @Beastly_AS
    @Beastly_AS 7 месяцев назад

    I love we he used lord wonky eye. Puts a smile on my face and probably the 3rd time watching this after 2 years

  • @BeeSwarmFan
    @BeeSwarmFan 5 месяцев назад +1

    This is one of my favorite videos from Dan. I’ve watched it for 4 years and it’s still good every time.

    • @duckk._.
      @duckk._. 3 месяца назад

      its true

  • @calicowgirl74
    @calicowgirl74 4 года назад +44

    Dan: I bend the knee if I was not in a chair
    King:get out of the chair

  • @biteyfish8610
    @biteyfish8610 3 года назад +339

    We need more of this

  • @Kamploop_TheGREAT
    @Kamploop_TheGREAT Год назад +7

    thanks Dan for the amazing content and i remember this video i used to watch it over and over again.😀

  • @foreveroccurring475
    @foreveroccurring475 2 года назад +1

    Dan: Knock that heart off rhythm, and their dead
    Me: bit morbid

  • @ExoticBobcat
    @ExoticBobcat 5 лет назад +9

    I love you dan I watched you since Minecraft days

  • @deysimora7742
    @deysimora7742 3 года назад +4

    15:50 was epic!

  • @nitulthapar
    @nitulthapar 2 года назад +8

    "The war is just not for you peter" gets me everytime

    • @_galax
      @_galax 2 года назад

      He really needs to do more of this

  • @littleeggmanchungy9928
    @littleeggmanchungy9928 8 месяцев назад

    Love you dan you never disappoint me

  • @thatartistnox
    @thatartistnox 3 года назад +154

    17:54 dan turns away for a second
    Halfing: here is a tutorial on how to fly

  • @genkaevtimova6964
    @genkaevtimova6964 4 года назад +29

    dan: the catapult hit our own donkey
    me: dan its a mammoth

  • @scition6139
    @scition6139 Год назад

    "I've heard the bards do some stinkers"
    -Daniel Franklin Middleton 2019

  • @slyther_2198
    @slyther_2198 2 года назад +2

    Love this series

  • @megarayquaza9054
    @megarayquaza9054 5 лет назад +4

    19:33 me on saturday nights

  • @Freddy_1
    @Freddy_1 3 года назад +16

    OUR CATAPULT JUST HIT OUR OWN DONKEY LOL IM DYING

  • @Edan_T
    @Edan_T 2 года назад +1

    Dan + catapult = DESTRUCTION

  • @LoveLifeShorts
    @LoveLifeShorts 2 года назад +1

    Hi dan, your videos have got me through my dog dying and my grampa dying as well so I just want to say I love your videos

  • @luciusbutson1036
    @luciusbutson1036 4 года назад +8

    People say dantdm the worst but he’s the best youtuber ;)

  • @toymariofficial217
    @toymariofficial217 3 года назад +59

    Yo, Dan! I think you should come back to this game, there's more content, more campaigns, better units, custom content, all that stuff!

    • @oofyxd647
      @oofyxd647 Год назад

      Yeah, it is better now

  • @TactBaby_
    @TactBaby_ 2 года назад

    Bro this is my favorite tabs vid
    Dan keep doing what you are doing 👍

  • @MindlessComnmenter
    @MindlessComnmenter Год назад

    One of my three favorite DanTDM videos

  • @banicma
    @banicma 4 года назад +140

    Dan: the headbutter! *HE* could do it!
    A few seconds later...
    Dan: *SHE* did it!!

  • @darkmatter4400
    @darkmatter4400 3 года назад +78

    Dan: “ your brother and ..... (pause for effect)....... your mother!

    • @sturz3333
      @sturz3333 3 года назад +2

      What did he want to say...

    • @poosay269
      @poosay269 3 года назад +2

      THE BIG H!

  • @BlitzEditz356
    @BlitzEditz356 Год назад +4

    petition for dan to start playing tabs again
    👇
    👇
    👇

  • @manojkt9389
    @manojkt9389 2 года назад +5

    A pack of Doritos, Some Dipping Sauce and a DanTDM Tabs vid is all you need to have a relaxing night.

  • @chonkee473
    @chonkee473 4 года назад +9

    17:59 bard mortorcycle!

  • @cheicks4275
    @cheicks4275 5 лет назад +98

    14:02
    Dan:Add dragons to the game please
    Me:There is a dragon coming in the Asian faction, but, not the dragon you would expect

  • @someweirdlumpofmeat158
    @someweirdlumpofmeat158 2 года назад

    "That.. that didn't go-"
    _"Head and shoulders supreme, ever felt li-"_

  • @denisebartlett6138
    @denisebartlett6138 Год назад

    i love that when ever he was battling 3 sythes 2 bear people and one king one of the protectors shield hit one of the sythe peoples head

  • @beeluvampie
    @beeluvampie 5 лет назад +34

    DanTDM, "our catipalt hit our own donkey"
    Fan, "That is not a donkey"
    I laughed so hard when you said that. Big fan

  • @PatrickDavis-up3tl
    @PatrickDavis-up3tl 3 года назад +11

    This is the amount of people that want Dan to play this game again
    :

  • @charmainegillespie-west1281
    @charmainegillespie-west1281 2 года назад +1

    7:52 mammoth really said "yall aint allowed in here guys".

  • @mangoboy2155
    @mangoboy2155 2 года назад

    Halfling: Sees bard
    Also Halflihg: It's time to flyyyy

  • @surfingjayb77
    @surfingjayb77 3 года назад +5

    “ Hit the mammoth in the butt and sent our own troops flying.”
    DanTDM- 2019

  • @PerceptivePogi
    @PerceptivePogi 5 лет назад +10

    Ep. 5 on T.A.B.S dantdm. you got your prayer answered

  • @adambuszka8421
    @adambuszka8421 11 месяцев назад +2

    Come on donkey 😂😂😂
    Keep up the good work Dan! ❤❤

  • @ChucktheBuck-lj1kf
    @ChucktheBuck-lj1kf 11 месяцев назад +2

    I just watched the danTDM video titled "LORD WONKY EYE SAVES US! | Totally Accurate Battle Simulator #3" and it was so entertaining! I loved seeing Lord Wonky Eye in action and how he saved the day. The battles were intense and I was on the edge of my seat the entire time. DanTDM always knows how to make his videos exciting and fun to watch. I can't wait to see what he has in store for us next! Thanks to a.i.

  • @dogevader388
    @dogevader388 4 года назад +80

    Dan: he hit the donkey an- wait. It’s not a donkey
    *slaps himself*
    Also Dan: ow

    • @star-of-all-time
      @star-of-all-time 3 года назад +3

      DogeVader lol
      XD

    • @yserag7507
      @yserag7507 3 года назад +1

      XD

    • @gulsaar
      @gulsaar 3 года назад +1

      DanTDM:That what the mamoth will do
      Mamoth:"slaps dan"

    • @gulsaar
      @gulsaar 3 года назад +1

      Im a donkey dan

    • @TheUnistat76
      @TheUnistat76 3 года назад +1

      SlllllllllllllllllllaP PPPPPPPP

  • @JackTheProYt
    @JackTheProYt 3 года назад +53

    When Dan said our catapult hit our own donkey I laugh so hard😂😂😂😂

  • @Pyrope756
    @Pyrope756 2 месяца назад

    Me and my brother love to watch this together, thank you for never failing to make us laugh ❤

  • @LeoTyman-Hudson-zz4fu
    @LeoTyman-Hudson-zz4fu 7 месяцев назад +3

    Lord wonky eye

  • @Joe-wz3dj
    @Joe-wz3dj 5 лет назад +11

    14:03 they are adding a Chinese dragon.

  • @maheshb2986
    @maheshb2986 3 года назад +23

    10:00 lord wonkey eye makes a perfect shot and saves the kingdom

  • @TheGDMaster421
    @TheGDMaster421 Год назад

    Love this vid Dantdm HAIL LORD WONKY EYE

  • @hades-nova
    @hades-nova 2 года назад

    This is one of my favorite videos of his

  • @PizzaPieee
    @PizzaPieee 5 лет назад +20

    18:00 DAB POLICE SLO-MO

  • @alemih6152
    @alemih6152 5 лет назад +38

    *What is he doing?! SNIFFING THEIR FARTS!?!*

  • @jaxsonhicks4470
    @jaxsonhicks4470 2 года назад +3

    10:44 top 10 anime betrayals

  • @eduwigenreyes3004
    @eduwigenreyes3004 Год назад +1

    Back after 3 whole years crazy how I watched this when it came out thanks for raising my childhood 🙂

  • @Angel-km9jv
    @Angel-km9jv 4 года назад +15

    Dan: Our own catapult hit our own donkey? (haha)
    Harold: am i a joke to you?

  • @txr_red
    @txr_red 3 года назад +37

    Protect the donkey....
    Wait he’s not a donkey
    Dan: slaps himself into the 69th dimension

  • @emmasmaerk7561
    @emmasmaerk7561 3 года назад

    Here's come narration for 17:20 to 17:33
    A bard and a head butter are out for a walk. The head butter trips and knocks the bard off the cliff. The head butter then tries to save the bard but also ends up falling off the cliff herself and they both die. The end.

  • @wallythewaffle5173
    @wallythewaffle5173 2 года назад +4

    Sandbox: *exists* Dan: “i can’t figure out how to beat these duel wielders”

  • @messinator007
    @messinator007 5 лет назад +35

    Dan - Please add dragons to the game please.
    Landfall - Ok new dragons in the dynasty faction.

  • @MegaBytes257
    @MegaBytes257 5 лет назад +5

    17:52
    Looks away, turns back
    "I AM A MAGICIAN"

  • @yesfcsuhhhnus7795
    @yesfcsuhhhnus7795 2 года назад

    IT HAS BEEN TWO YEARS. WE NEED MORE OF THIS.

  • @loribauer5969
    @loribauer5969 2 года назад

    That's the funnest thing I've heard all day

  • @Christian-qn7ve
    @Christian-qn7ve 5 лет назад +282

    Who else wants the game but can't get It cause of weak computer