HOW BLACK FAMILIES BE WHEN YOU’RE NO LONGER A GUEST

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  • Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
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  • @liluzivert2940
    @liluzivert2940 4 года назад +2574

    He said what all you want on that plate huh

    • @reginaldgreen6075
      @reginaldgreen6075 3 года назад +45

      Unc was on that real fast 🤣

    • @ontariohawkins141
      @ontariohawkins141 3 года назад +29

      i too watched the video

    • @reginaldgreen6075
      @reginaldgreen6075 3 года назад +2

      😂

    • @chunkycomet9117
      @chunkycomet9117 3 года назад +6

      @@ontariohawkins141 as did i

    • @jamesmayle4712
      @jamesmayle4712 3 года назад +13

      The meaning of life is our relationship with God. These four steps are the key to getting a Divine Revelation directly from him. They are something you'd eventually do if you took God seriously enough to read the Bible, while implementing its teachings. They are, forgive your parents, break down before Jesus, ask for forgiveness, and read three books of the Bible. Step four requires the first book of each testament, and one you chose yourself. The order is actually important. The steps build on each other. Each one primes your soul for the next. To be forgiven we must forgive. Mathew 6: 14-15. That's why forgiving others has to come before asking for forgiveness. Jesus will not forgive you until you've at least done the bare minimum, our parents. They're supposed to be easiest to forgive, because they've fed, housed, loved us to some degree. Our problems with them are supposed to represent our problems with God. This is why the bare minimum to receive the revelation is our parents. You'll still have to forgive everyone though, but that comes much easier after meeting God. I'm extremely serious and very literal. I'm not talking about signs, nor feelings, nor prayer. It's an actual literal pulled out of your body direct one on one conversation, nothing you can miss. nor misinterpretae. The vast majority of christans never bother to do what God wants seriously, so most never get this revelation. To most outside church their Bible is a paper weight, or at best a virtue signal. Their religion is in what other people think about them, not their relationship with God. Please do those steps I mentioned, there really is a Divine Revelation waiting for all of us. There's extraordinarlly important information we all desperately need in this revelation, but those who get it are forbidden to share it. The Truth that Jesus Christ is Lord is written on every human heart. We all have that knowledge inside us, but we bury it under mountains of pain and anger. Those steps clear away that garbage inside you, letting God heal you, so that his words boom clearly inside your soul. The entire point of our existence here is to Trust God enough that we pay him this mustard seed of Faith, so his Grace can remove the stain sin has left on our souls. Everyone that does not get this Grace is not forgiven of any of their sins, even if they turned around and we're the best person from 25 to death. Without Grace those first sins are still counted against you, tying you to the devil's punishment. It's not about being a good person, It's about being forgiven for when you weren't. The Bible is Truth. Please do those steps and see for yourself. Please take your salvation seriously. ,

  • @marquisethomas5611
    @marquisethomas5611 3 года назад +2089

    "Make her a plate" ! , when you not a guest nomore they yell at you "boy going look in that refrigerator you grown aint nobody about to feed you"

    • @angelmart08
      @angelmart08 3 года назад +13

      They joked on me talm bout it’s his Mexican “tradition” cuhhh

    • @marquisethomas5611
      @marquisethomas5611 3 года назад +30

      @@jamesmayle4712 can I ask why you feel the obligation to share this information in a reply to youtube comment on a video that has nothing to do with religion ?

    • @oxykotic2k635
      @oxykotic2k635 3 года назад +20

      @@marquisethomas5611 cause fuck you marquise that's why 😂

    • @isaiahfleming5998
      @isaiahfleming5998 3 года назад +9

      @@oxykotic2k635 aye chill man marquise aint do nothin

    • @mattechrome
      @mattechrome 3 года назад

      @@oxykotic2k635 lol stupid 😂

  • @kevp6488
    @kevp6488 3 года назад +4301

    "She bout bigger than a 84 Cadillac, ain't no way she only had a protein shake" 🤣🤣

  • @somenothing7914
    @somenothing7914 3 года назад +893

    u got the big, anxious girl vibe on point lol

    • @zenzelljohnson2141
      @zenzelljohnson2141 2 года назад +27

      “First of all she bout bigger then a 84 Cadillac” 🤣🤣💀

  • @sidjt
    @sidjt 3 года назад +795

    I’m sorry but him playing this big quiet girl is some of the funniest shit on the internet. Shits just spot on 😂

    • @fatkiefbowls
      @fatkiefbowls Год назад +3

      dude his mannerisms are insanely accurate.

  • @sinanuludag4083
    @sinanuludag4083 3 года назад +958

    Unlce Kenny had me crying at this one hahahahahahahaahahhaahah

    • @whyistherumgone5693
      @whyistherumgone5693 3 года назад +1

      Black guy with a Turkish name, thats rare bro you are a unicorn

    • @Honcho35
      @Honcho35 3 года назад +1

      His face when he realized he was lied to

    • @Heyu7her3
      @Heyu7her3 3 года назад +1

      Unk sounds like Bernie Mac

  • @1blackone
    @1blackone 3 года назад +487

    Yep! that's the threshold: Once they no longer ask if you want something, but instead say "Go ahead and help yourself you know where the cups and plates are", you are half a step away from having to pay a bill.🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheUnknownConstellation
    @TheUnknownConstellation 3 года назад +782

    Oop when you actually got a uncle Kenny

    • @ClownScript
      @ClownScript 3 года назад +40

      I am uncle Kenny lol

    • @busdriverjay
      @busdriverjay 3 года назад +7

      @@ClownScript 😂😂😂😂

    • @kira-exe3817
      @kira-exe3817 3 года назад +14

      When you are uncke kenny

    • @plutoporn
      @plutoporn 3 года назад +10

      I do too. He died from liver failure 😂😂😂

    • @Yasuragaii
      @Yasuragaii 3 года назад +7

      Kenny Ackerman is Typing...

  • @msokaii
    @msokaii 3 года назад +680

    he say dang my neighbors getting evicted🤣

    • @DestructionOfRome
      @DestructionOfRome 3 года назад +21

      Bro that shit is some of the saddest but lowkey funniest shit at the same time. Ever since COVID happened though its just depressing seeing it.

    • @InternalxHD
      @InternalxHD 3 года назад +16

      @@DestructionOfRome fr especially when ur tight with ur neighbors and they good people

    • @ryanbustamante8198
      @ryanbustamante8198 3 года назад +9

      -MAKE HER A PLATE?!

    • @bassesatta9235
      @bassesatta9235 3 года назад +2

      i thought he said “damn my neighbors getting thic-“ i can hear both tho

  • @kt11540
    @kt11540 3 года назад +142

    If yall got some absolute, I'm absolutely awake! 😆 lol

  • @VIpanfried
    @VIpanfried 3 года назад +111

    This guy is a keen observer of human beings. So entertaining!

  • @RicoMessiah
    @RicoMessiah 4 года назад +228

    😂😂😂😂 She ain’t no guest

    • @Dav-oc2jp
      @Dav-oc2jp 3 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @aja1108
    @aja1108 3 года назад +471

    You are ALWAYS a guest in my home because I don't want you helping yourself to NOTHING!!

    • @Rhiaanon
      @Rhiaanon 3 года назад +20

      👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾😂

    • @chocha4438
      @chocha4438 3 года назад +10

      Exactly!!!

    • @lucidcactus4042
      @lucidcactus4042 3 года назад +27

      I guess it depends on the home because some they be saying “help yourself” when you’re a guess. I don’t know if it’s to be taken literal so I still wait for them to offer me something and don’t really go up in everything like it’s mine.

    • @MrCchh7
      @MrCchh7 3 года назад +13

      Facts keep your unwashed hands out of my refrigerator and that was me before corona ….. nowadays I don’t even have guests lol

    • @atmant05
      @atmant05 3 года назад +1

      @@lucidcactus4042 landlord walk in and eat ya food wyd?

  • @taylorspastpresent1014
    @taylorspastpresent1014 3 года назад +44

    How does she hit on the girl and call her fat in the same breathe. I can’t 🤣

  • @brandyyolidio4213
    @brandyyolidio4213 3 года назад +185

    I absolutely HATE when the family discusses you like you are not even in the room 😑 I want to say "bye y'all rude mother.....s!!!"

    • @christopherhendrix4181
      @christopherhendrix4181 3 года назад +4

      😂😂😂😂

    • @kamarreingram5045
      @kamarreingram5045 3 года назад +8

      Nigga this comments is facts

    • @33GLOCK
      @33GLOCK 3 года назад +7

      Nigga just leave i do

    • @brandyyolidio4213
      @brandyyolidio4213 3 года назад +9

      @@33GLOCK
      I sure do! I got real good at it too. Would start patting myself like I lost my phone and say I'll be right back and go home for good

    • @msims1081
      @msims1081 3 года назад +4

      @@brandyyolidio4213 I have done that!

  • @jaytorres382
    @jaytorres382 3 года назад +141

    I be getting the ok to go in the kitchen and make a plate at the cookout and I still be scared 😂😩

  • @flawless_Cowboy
    @flawless_Cowboy 3 года назад +136

    Uncle Kenny took me tf out on this one💀💀💀

  • @tamanebp
    @tamanebp 3 года назад +99

    The mannerisms of all the characters are just spot on!

  • @shesautumngrace
    @shesautumngrace 3 года назад +100

    0:15 why uncle kenny sound like Bernie mac😭💀

  • @lesedimashinini1480
    @lesedimashinini1480 3 года назад +47

    We need more uncle Kenny episodes 😂😂😂

  • @gmen4x99
    @gmen4x99 3 года назад +27

    The 84’ Cadillac had me rolling 😂

  • @sharoncooper5381
    @sharoncooper5381 3 года назад +29

    The first time I went to my ex boyfriend's sister's house for a cookout, he told me don't go in the frig without her permission. I guess I passed inspection cause less than an half an hour later she told me to get something out of the refrigerator. She also had me cooking too. So much for being a guest.

  • @muzza2096
    @muzza2096 3 года назад +231

    Some of my white friends down the block had families like this lmaooo and some of my black friends up the block had families like this lmaooo, i swear all the poor people have similar backgrounds shit even some of my asian friends had families like this, it’s amazing how we can all come together regardless of culture and be unified by our situations

    • @localjunckieasmr9207
      @localjunckieasmr9207 3 года назад +34

      I mean I really don’t know wat this has to do with being poor but...okay....

    • @deejayforce2505
      @deejayforce2505 3 года назад +17

      @@localjunckieasmr9207 right! Like wtf? 🧐😬🤣🤣💀

    • @muzza2096
      @muzza2096 3 года назад +14

      @@localjunckieasmr9207 cancel me then tf? Why are you so rattled lmao cry me river

    • @localjunckieasmr9207
      @localjunckieasmr9207 3 года назад +33

      @@muzza2096 you seem upset cause ain’t nobody even say all dat young man😂

    • @jahnayawashington7919
      @jahnayawashington7919 3 года назад +11

      Nigga who said poor

  • @ncxymj8182
    @ncxymj8182 3 года назад +49

    “You gon have to s-“ 💀💀😭

  • @kaikaiser7365
    @kaikaiser7365 3 года назад +33

    Uncle Kenny: “Give her my seat?!!”.....
    Relative: “Yes, hurry up!”
    Uncle Kenny: ”Listen if you want this seat, you gon have to suck some”......
    Relatives: “UNCLE KENNY!”
    This got me laughing. 0:31 😂😂😂😂

  • @annamalonson
    @annamalonson 3 года назад +87

    exact thing happened in real life at one of the reunions back in the day 😭

    • @thejbo777
      @thejbo777 3 года назад +1

      Hey you single?

  • @tommt509
    @tommt509 3 года назад +24

    Man 😂😂😂 the best is "nuh uh you done been here and ate befo you know damn well you aint no guest"

  • @Dav-oc2jp
    @Dav-oc2jp 3 года назад +22

    😂😂😂😂 “Get up So She Can Sit.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @stacieball977
    @stacieball977 2 года назад +23

    I’m so glad I found this channel. You have single-handedly cured my blues! My son sent me one of your videos the very day after I subscribed. Wooo… 😮 He figured his old mom had never heard of you. When I told him that he said he was trippin’ 😂 He knows I have a great sense of humor. Laughter is how I deal with everything, even sometimes when it’s inappropriate. I can’t help it. I’m sure there are ppl out there who don’t know me but think I’m garbage. 😆

  • @paperpaper6434
    @paperpaper6434 3 года назад +30

    0:25 Oh my god the continuity in this story is giving me life👏🏾👏🏾

  • @gabbymccall
    @gabbymccall 3 года назад +16

    It's the "ain't seen you in a month of Sundays" for me 😂. My daddy say that ish every time I call.

  • @JS-ri8qc
    @JS-ri8qc 3 года назад +17

    this was hilarious but uncle kenny gotta chill with that kinda talk with guests over lollll

  • @michaelafleming5084
    @michaelafleming5084 3 года назад +13

    Man I was talking to this white guy and I kid you not he had a uncle named Kenny and his mama was like, “Now baby ion know how much seasoning you like on yo food but we seasons our food round hea. We got some cayenne pepper in the cabinet with some soul food seasoning, and a lil bit of paprika and some other seasoning. We ain’t yo average white folk ya hear?” 😂🤦🏾‍♀️

    • @ovan9114
      @ovan9114 3 года назад

      SHE THE REAL MVP 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 white people that can cook cook!! are dangerous lmao might convert a nigga over 😂

    • @michaelafleming5084
      @michaelafleming5084 3 года назад +2

      @@ovan9114 Lol look it made since cause her neighbor is a old black woman 😂

  • @lyrics2challenged
    @lyrics2challenged 3 года назад +22

    Not stopping the evicted sentence 😭😭

  • @novalove4790
    @novalove4790 3 года назад +24

    Is that draws on your head😂😂😂😂😂 baybayyyyy lmao 😂

  • @momtingz9447
    @momtingz9447 3 года назад +20

    Lmao if you got some absolute then I’m absolutely up 😂😂🤣

  • @niamiller7325
    @niamiller7325 3 года назад +6

    When he plays the drunk uncle he kinda sounds like Bernie Mac to me😂

  • @popohaat
    @popohaat 3 года назад +3

    I dont wanna be rude but there is something abouth fat dudes they always funny asl

  • @joevoyles2005
    @joevoyles2005 3 года назад +5

    Uncle Kenny is channeling that inner bernie mac!

  • @zinaverde5577
    @zinaverde5577 3 года назад +5

    This was how it was after I started visiting my SOs house bout everyday 😭.. after a while, thy don’t even bother to put on clothes

  • @mathewo07
    @mathewo07 3 года назад +8

    Bro I swear I can watch a whole movie with just you 😂🤣

  • @based9018
    @based9018 3 года назад +11

    Whenever he says plate I want a plate ‼️‼️

  • @BIadelores
    @BIadelores 3 года назад +7

    Weeknd let himself go real bad man

  • @VERSACE.1X
    @VERSACE.1X 3 года назад +6

    yup, one time over is good enough ; ppl ain’t trynna be polite every damn time 😂

  • @covertLLC
    @covertLLC 3 года назад +5

    He reminds me of my husband and his brothers. Big red boys thats the blackest light skinned folks you've ever seen.. 😆 🤣 😂 😹

  • @sheilapate7604
    @sheilapate7604 3 года назад +5

    Every body got that perverted uncle in the family lol 😂

  • @juanreyesjr580
    @juanreyesjr580 3 года назад +2

    This guy look like the over weight lover could be his pops. RIP Heavy D

  • @jazstyles8410
    @jazstyles8410 3 года назад +6

    Yo I love how you give us all the families personalities 😂

  • @davegokrazy
    @davegokrazy 3 года назад +5

    The way he spit the drank up dawg 😂😂😂✊🏾💯

  • @zackpeebles2372
    @zackpeebles2372 3 года назад +3

    If U wAnT tHiS sEaT huhuhu U gOn HaVe To....

  • @korbindallas8224
    @korbindallas8224 3 года назад +3

    U gon be puttin up LongBeachGriffy numbers here soon you keep this up

  • @luke2049
    @luke2049 3 года назад +3

    I used to feel nervous when i was a kid when it was like this (how i was riased) . Now im grown i respect the hospitallity and im still respectful, but just like to feel comfortable, as much as they are around me and can be part of how that family functions.
    Edit: and nothings worse than them freaky crazy families that make you come in and act so fake after that when your just their to pick up your younger brother. Iv never been so freaked out to be eating with other people. When i was just trying to do my thing pick up my brother and leave and eat the food i had cooking at my own house safe from i dont know what .

  • @thickuums7651
    @thickuums7651 2 года назад +1

    "1st of all, she bout bigger than ah '84 Cadillac, ain't no way the only thing she ate today was a protein shake... Dafaq" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @AboutMyIssue01
    @AboutMyIssue01 3 года назад +4

    Uncle kenny tweakin 😭😭😭😭

  • @marsheabyars3989
    @marsheabyars3989 3 года назад +3

    I just love this guy and his videos 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 makes my day brighter

  • @Itisdone.
    @Itisdone. 3 года назад +1

    Uncle Kenny sound like Bernie Mac. 😂😂😂😂

  • @uziwakeupp
    @uziwakeupp 3 года назад +1

    Uncle Kenny giving me the grandpa from madea vibes

  • @dankestone8359
    @dankestone8359 2 года назад +1

    Bring uncle Kenny back!!! He the best character

  • @jillianleda6732
    @jillianleda6732 3 года назад +2

    Omg I've been watching all your videos you're amazing talented and hilarious 💙💓💙 I can't believe how you cheer me up thank you 💓💙💓

  • @enigmaedits1559
    @enigmaedits1559 3 года назад +1

    The new eddie murphy style videos

  • @sydneyshaw6781
    @sydneyshaw6781 Год назад +1

    This dude is killing me. I cannot get enough of his videos.

  • @oneofone9552
    @oneofone9552 3 года назад +2

    Yes you are only a guest 1 time, after that you get it/find it yourself. 😂😂😂

  • @gjfhgkib4512
    @gjfhgkib4512 3 года назад +1

    I swear everytime I meet a dudes family 🤣this EXACTLY HOW IT GOES💯💯💯you need to write a movie with Tyler Perry or sum i swear to god

  • @katrinajones9016
    @katrinajones9016 2 года назад +1

    Uncle Kenny 🤣🤣off the chain

  • @Realmontexmonte
    @Realmontexmonte 3 года назад +2

    Funny how uncle Kenny is like my uncle Steve 😂

  • @Madenthewest
    @Madenthewest 2 года назад +1

    You are 100% brilliant

  • @juniyyaDarapper
    @juniyyaDarapper 2 года назад +1

    I'm absolutely awake

  • @RonellEvans
    @RonellEvans 3 года назад +1

    *SHE AIN’T GONE SPEAK?!*

  • @Artemis-eu5ql
    @Artemis-eu5ql 3 года назад +2

    Omg this is wholesome omg

  • @ShopimmortalReminder
    @ShopimmortalReminder 4 года назад +4

    On god!

  • @Ausnapify
    @Ausnapify 3 года назад +1

    If Fred Hammonds wasnt in church.

    • @AlatOnDemand
      @AlatOnDemand 3 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @chadsworthgigaII
    @chadsworthgigaII 3 года назад +3

    Shit bout funny asf

  • @ashinkusher6615
    @ashinkusher6615 3 года назад +2

    We got them same shower curtains at my mom's crib lol

  • @Ron3-30
    @Ron3-30 3 года назад +2

    You want this seat you going have to 😂😂😂

  • @dwalk713
    @dwalk713 3 года назад +1

    If yall takin a shot of absolute then I’m absolutely awake 😂😂😂

  • @BAYKING_316
    @BAYKING_316 2 года назад +1

    These videos make me laugh so hard 😂

  • @kills26
    @kills26 3 года назад +1

    I guess black folks are more friendly, me you are a guest, relax, I will get it. Code for please don't touch ma stuff, after maybe 12th visit, or if I'm drunk then you can get it yourself lol, oh and bring me a beer, cheers.

  • @AikiraBeats
    @AikiraBeats 3 года назад +1

    When he said that's Junior's girl I felt that

  • @yousefreno2089
    @yousefreno2089 3 года назад +1

    Druski always making them bangers

  • @tuptubered8249
    @tuptubered8249 3 года назад +2

    84 cadillac 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @josephdavis5044
    @josephdavis5044 3 года назад +1

    It’s funny how he has underwear on his head 😂

  • @richgunning8311
    @richgunning8311 3 года назад

    My Drunk Uncle:""Oh! i remember this pretty young face from her last guest appearance last kwanaza well guess what u a familiar now so you familiarize your feet wit the floor in the kitchen go fix yo own damn plate..........pretty ain't foolin me!...........shiiiiiiieeeeet i don turn lotta pretty faces to ugly bitches.........
    My Momma: ""Nigga she's a guess!...mind yo manners talkin like u pay the bills in my house......shiiiiieeeeeeeeet
    MY drunk Uncle ""Shiiiiieeeeeeeiiiit all that time I let use my lawnmower this my reup!""
    ME:""..............................................................................................................................................................................shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiit......................

  • @briobrio6047
    @briobrio6047 3 года назад +2

    84 Cadillac 🤣

  • @r.washington9146
    @r.washington9146 3 года назад

    I haven't heard months of Sundays in......damn...🤔months of Sundays lol🤣🤣

  • @curtiskittler4976
    @curtiskittler4976 3 года назад +1

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

  • @pranaypalande6846
    @pranaypalande6846 3 года назад +1

    Bruh make a body transformation video

  • @themalihaariel
    @themalihaariel 3 года назад

    I look at people this way the FIRST time they come over 😭😂
    I’m already hosting. Paying for all this shit. HELP YO FUCKING SELF 😂😭🤣💯 ON GAWD

  • @DJDUBBINTINE
    @DJDUBBINTINE 3 года назад +1

    The underwear on his head is so jokes 😂

  • @jc2fly591
    @jc2fly591 2 года назад

    “Damn my neighbors getting evicte- MAKE HER A PLATE??”

  • @keifer7813
    @keifer7813 3 года назад +1

    Idek what absolute is but that end killed me 🤣

  • @mr.bigglesworth2952
    @mr.bigglesworth2952 3 года назад

    I'm Mexican but have hella black family.
    And their side literally got a drunk "uncle Ken".
    He got a bit racist with me and got a love tap..
    Now he calls me "Canelo" 😐

  • @jimterryberry6507
    @jimterryberry6507 3 года назад

    Damn my neighbors getting evict- MAKE HER A PLATE?

  • @sahirsoomro2350
    @sahirsoomro2350 3 года назад +1

    "well I'm absolutely awake, huh uh huh" 🤣

  • @aneshaelizabeth
    @aneshaelizabeth 2 года назад

    This is funny, because I actually have an Uncle Kenny that loves to drink Crown Apple… and he can’t hear😂😂

  • @illmatic9454
    @illmatic9454 3 года назад

    Uncle Kenny sounds like the guy from Kanye's Late Registration skits ☠

  • @raftermanhoward1883
    @raftermanhoward1883 3 года назад

    Me when I visited a black friend for the first time: hey could I get something to drink?
    Him: fuck you talking about, you know where the fridge is, get your lazy ass up

  • @SoftIceQueen
    @SoftIceQueen 3 года назад +1

    Damn this was my first laugh all day. thank you

  • @Flashphotography15
    @Flashphotography15 3 года назад

    If this aint facts idk what is. If you've been over once, you are no longer a guest. You thirsty, you know where the fridge is, you want some chips, go check the cabinet, we just cooked and you hungry, you know where the plates knives amd forks are. Lol don't act like you aint been here before. Lmfao

  • @lotusaphroditeflower8119
    @lotusaphroditeflower8119 3 года назад +1

    Is that yo boxes on your head🤦😂😂

  • @careysharp8340
    @careysharp8340 3 года назад +1

    He's right, after the first visit you ain't no guest. 🤣🤣🤣🤣