The Wisdom of a Middle School Ass Man - Rachel Feinstein

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  • Опубликовано: 6 мар 2020
  • Rachel Feinstein thinks her mom was maybe a little too supportive growing up and shares the advice she got after getting insulted by her crush in middle school.
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  • @robertwright4220
    @robertwright4220 4 года назад +184

    Being an ass man in serious business and you do know you are at a young age! We are a passionate group.

    • @robertwright4220
      @robertwright4220 4 года назад +10

      BFboy86 Definitely a distraction! It’s even compromised my safety a couple times. Just a condition I’ve learned to live with!

    • @robertwright4220
      @robertwright4220 4 года назад +3

      @danger dork's ghost s It's serious, we need help, we should be a federally protected group!

    • @DBL304
      @DBL304 4 года назад +4

      Facccttsss, it’s a very fine-point perspective

    • @knowsee9647
      @knowsee9647 3 года назад +2

      "We are a passionate group." That made me burst out. Very funny bro.

    • @TheYamahog12
      @TheYamahog12 3 года назад +2

      I knew when I was in kindergarten.

  • @roccomanucci
    @roccomanucci 4 года назад +71

    I saw her in person at Helium Comedy Club in Buffalo NY this past Valentines Day.She's funny as hell and down to earth too.After her act she was hanging out at the bar talking to everyone and taking pictures with whoever wanted one.I would recommend anyone to go see her in person because you'll have a great time.

    • @ChibiSothe
      @ChibiSothe 3 года назад +2

      She really seems like a sweetheart!

  • @james35813
    @james35813 3 года назад +36

    Her impression of Andre is one of the funniest standup bits I've ever seen

  • @explorewithjude8469
    @explorewithjude8469 4 года назад +151

    That’s one woman in the crowd that could relate and died from laughing 😂

  • @Theomite
    @Theomite 4 года назад +80

    "THERE'S COCOA IF ANYONE'S GAY AND WANTS TO TALK ABOUT IT!" is a damn-near Taylor Tomlinson-level stellar soundbite.

    • @ALulzyApprentice
      @ALulzyApprentice 3 года назад

      Top shelf not for me or give back a little?

    • @jayjizzle8383
      @jayjizzle8383 3 года назад

      That one actually made me giggle like a kid for some strange reason

  • @turenrobinson1982
    @turenrobinson1982 4 года назад +373

    That kid is a prophet

  • @imhatchmantoo
    @imhatchmantoo 4 года назад +153

    He might have been 14.. but he was right. Haha

  • @Tkieron
    @Tkieron 3 года назад +4

    0:52 "You're a wild asshole. Stop doing that."
    I love that. I keep coming back to this video just for that.

  • @ForrealMwangi
    @ForrealMwangi 4 года назад +615

    You’re boy was Bootyologist, he had a high A.Q.

    • @m0thdm
      @m0thdm 4 года назад +29

      That A.Q. is important. I live my life developing, improving, addressing my A.Q. because there are always higher levels, bigger dreams.

    • @m0thdm
      @m0thdm 4 года назад +9

      @Richard Dangler You're a man who knows what's what, that's for sure

    • @m0thdm
      @m0thdm 4 года назад +3

      @Mr420Spy The goal is refinement sir. I remain humble, in the presence of my brothers of the world. :: tips hat ::

  • @ramona.vargas7298
    @ramona.vargas7298 4 года назад +224

    That Towel wasn't for his Face...

  • @maxb4289
    @maxb4289 4 года назад +291

    Andre was a brotha for sure!!!

    • @luvbig41
      @luvbig41 4 года назад +10

      LMAO!!! Indeed.

    • @AlkebulanLion67
      @AlkebulanLion67 4 года назад +8

      Yes and the way she described it was hilarious.

    • @tomstorm7926
      @tomstorm7926 3 года назад +5

      Then she would’ve called him Dre

    • @quincylockett7846
      @quincylockett7846 3 года назад +2

      @@tomstorm7926 🤣😂🤘🏿✌🏿

    • @antoinerideaux-porche5655
      @antoinerideaux-porche5655 3 года назад +2

      @@tomstorm7926 not all black men named andre like being called dre

  • @scottbutler5421
    @scottbutler5421 4 года назад +13

    I heard her on Comedy Central Radio today and turned on RUclips for her when I got home. So funny!
    Great Talent Show!

  • @floydammons5429
    @floydammons5429 4 года назад +107

    I saw her do this set live when she opened for Louis CK a few years ago...at the end she goes "...so anyways we've been married for 15 years now..."

    • @TheBmills415
      @TheBmills415 3 года назад +4

      That's so nice

    • @Telecasterfan
      @Telecasterfan 3 года назад +18

      @Okaro Shinn You're not going to believe this, but comedians will sometimes make up stories.

    • @iansamuel1811
      @iansamuel1811 3 года назад +6

      @@Telecasterfan that being said... still a legitimate question that has gone unanswered

    • @sjtv6565
      @sjtv6565 3 года назад

      @@iansamuel1811
      Not a legitimate question, are you her dad or something? It's none of your business and you're a creep for focusing any amount of energy into it

    • @winstonmarlowe5254
      @winstonmarlowe5254 3 года назад +6

      @@sjtv6565 you're a drama queen and take things literally on almost an autistic level
      good job buddy

  • @johnbalk6091
    @johnbalk6091 3 года назад +46

    I love her. I wish she had gotten the level of fame that Amy Schumer got.

    • @liligman
      @liligman 3 года назад +10

      It’d be nice to see a female comic without someone mentioning that poor excuse for one...by continuing to say her name you keep her relevant

    • @Tkieron
      @Tkieron 2 года назад +1

      @@liligman exactly. There have been dozens of female comics who have achieved game but all we hear about on RUclips comments is AS

  • @nebulousisgod
    @nebulousisgod 4 года назад +4

    This is one of my favorite bits of standup ever.

  • @shawngilliland243
    @shawngilliland243 4 года назад +28

    Andre was a genius; a man ahead of his years . . .
    "Long menopausal cape" - hilarious!

  • @CristinaCee
    @CristinaCee 3 года назад +6

    "You're a wild asshole..stop doing that." 😂 My own subconscious voice is Rachel Feinstein.

  • @jokeralphaoscar
    @jokeralphaoscar 3 года назад +9

    She’s gorgeous and hilarious! One of my new fave comedians

  • @sam29074
    @sam29074 3 года назад +4

    HER ACCENTS AND IMPRESSIONS ARE SO FUNNY

  • @badger1296
    @badger1296 4 года назад +4

    That is the best middle school story that I've ever heard!

  • @teaganna5970
    @teaganna5970 4 года назад +316

    "There's coco if you're gay, and want to talk about it!"
    I wish my parents were that liberal. Lol! Great laugh.

    • @teaganna5970
      @teaganna5970 4 года назад +3

      @the future the past Perhaps, to a certain extent. Lol

    • @lemaygaming6952
      @lemaygaming6952 4 года назад +1

      the future the past Why not?

    • @teaganna5970
      @teaganna5970 4 года назад +2

      @@lemaygaming6952 It is what it is. I guess. I'm happy with what I have. 🙏

    • @yeeeety6730
      @yeeeety6730 4 года назад +3

      Mine be like “there’s coco if you get a bf “

    • @teaganna5970
      @teaganna5970 4 года назад +2

      @@yeeeety6730 The coco will be cold whenever that happens. Lol

  • @toddadams8420
    @toddadams8420 4 года назад +93

    Long menopausal cape...hilarious!!

    • @crickettmoon7082
      @crickettmoon7082 4 года назад +3

      Todd Adams Get Menopause Todddd... Capes are NECESSARY!!! They are the closest thing we have to viagra. Suck it Todddd... JK... kind a

  • @thinkbeforeyoutype7106
    @thinkbeforeyoutype7106 11 дней назад +1

    This set never gets old haha

  • @zachtemoro2116
    @zachtemoro2116 4 года назад +145

    4:21 I guarantee that if someone were to edit Bernie Sanders and have this as a voice over, 80% of the people who watched it would think its real

    • @dancom3207
      @dancom3207 4 года назад +7

      ...or most guys from NYC.

    • @Ketoswammy
      @Ketoswammy 3 года назад

      That’s the dumbest comment I’ve seen in a very long time. Congrats.

    • @zachtemoro2116
      @zachtemoro2116 3 года назад

      Brian P. I mean 128 people agree, so whos the dumb one now?

    • @knowsee9647
      @knowsee9647 3 года назад

      She does sound like Bernie. Damn, that's true. Good catch.

  • @souhaalghashi7691
    @souhaalghashi7691 Год назад +1

    That man impression, head tilt, deep voice thing gets me every time 😄

  • @traviskale1313
    @traviskale1313 4 года назад +9

    "There's cocoa if anyone's gay..." LOL

  • @gamerboss13
    @gamerboss13 4 года назад +44

    I haven't always enjoyed her material, but this gave me some good laughs. I may have to give her another try.

    • @nancyhernandez2271
      @nancyhernandez2271 3 года назад +1

      Exactly my thought!! This made me literally guffaw

  • @JR-wn8cl
    @JR-wn8cl 4 года назад +18

    That young man had a great head on his shoulders. Bless his soul.

  • @ValentineS97
    @ValentineS97 3 года назад +2

    “thicker than a snicker” is definitely a new one on me. last time i heard one that good was “thicker than a bowl of oatmeal” 😅🙃

  • @tysonclarke012
    @tysonclarke012 4 года назад +57

    My dad does the accent thing.
    People can't understand him when he speaks English to begin with

  • @FinnJohnson
    @FinnJohnson 4 года назад +6

    The impressions were the highlight of the set imo

  • @TacShooter
    @TacShooter 3 года назад +22

    If she had sat in his lap, he would have written the sequel to the Book of Revelation.

  • @candicemirisha912
    @candicemirisha912 3 года назад

    I love her stand up

  • @tedgoulet7875
    @tedgoulet7875 2 года назад +1

    her mother sounds like a hoot to watch LOL (Rachel is great comedian, I love her old-time impressions)

  • @dominiczerafa8990
    @dominiczerafa8990 3 года назад

    I love her voices

  • @geofft.1959
    @geofft.1959 4 года назад +13

    She needs more recognition...

  • @jessica-fcm
    @jessica-fcm 3 года назад +6

    I wish I had a friend like André when I was 14 lol

  • @JohnnyC10071959
    @JohnnyC10071959 3 года назад

    Best standup clip I have ever seen - and I am old

  • @tl3082
    @tl3082 4 года назад +6

    that guys got the life filosophy down, and he seems like a supportive friend.

  • @Raymond-rr5iv
    @Raymond-rr5iv 3 года назад

    She's a humorous
    go-go dancer !!♡!!

  • @jamahlrawls3520
    @jamahlrawls3520 4 года назад +3

    Andre is my dawg 😂
    Also this lady is a prize.

  • @SirDistic
    @SirDistic Год назад

    I keep coming back time and time again for her line 0:52 "You're a wild asshole"

  • @AlexGarcia-jp7eu
    @AlexGarcia-jp7eu 3 года назад

    Still sooo good!

  • @damon19751
    @damon19751 3 года назад +2

    I love all her "mom" stories

  • @ProudJewishQueen1979
    @ProudJewishQueen1979 4 года назад +75

    Love the shoes and you're funny.

    • @DigitalDuelist
      @DigitalDuelist 4 года назад +7

      The dress is great too

    • @Arcaryon
      @Arcaryon 4 года назад +6

      I knew you were a real woman when you commented on the shoes. That or your are really being clever.

    • @Psychol-Snooper
      @Psychol-Snooper 4 года назад +2

      Ill fitting hot pink heels with an evening dress. I always wondered what female clown shoes would look like.

    • @scottcharney1091
      @scottcharney1091 Год назад

      That reads like you're telling someone that they aren't funny if they don't love the shoes! The lack of an "I" makes such a difference.

  • @no_spinbear5349
    @no_spinbear5349 4 года назад

    Wow! What a great thought, Owen!

  • @eks9225
    @eks9225 3 года назад +1

    This is really funny lol

  • @CedricsMom
    @CedricsMom 3 года назад

    I love this woman.

  • @mst3k54
    @mst3k54 4 года назад +18

    Love Rachel. She’s everyone’s Hebrew School crush!

  • @Girrrrrrrr
    @Girrrrrrrr 3 года назад +5

    When you find out a 14 year old from the past is your spirit animal. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Gweb52
    @Gweb52 2 года назад

    LOVE RACHEL!!!! She should get WAY more attention

  • @danimal967
    @danimal967 4 года назад +4

    "You are thicker than a Snickers", LOL!

  • @behappy-qq4kv
    @behappy-qq4kv 4 года назад +4

    Another phenomenal female comedian! More please

  • @Backup_Dice
    @Backup_Dice 4 года назад +11

    That push up bra doing work!!

  • @cliffy236
    @cliffy236 3 года назад +1

    “Thicker than Snickers”...what a line!

  • @remainfocused8570
    @remainfocused8570 3 года назад +1

    As a Nicaraguan American I approve this Message👁️👍🏼

  • @dclarkmusic
    @dclarkmusic 4 года назад +6

    Really funny! Hadn’t heard of her before

  • @jrbionic404
    @jrbionic404 4 года назад +2

    She's so funny 😂 😂 😂 😂

  • @wallacesheckells7095
    @wallacesheckells7095 4 года назад

    Man I love her.

  • @SeanSmith-cx8uy
    @SeanSmith-cx8uy 4 года назад +99

    Her mom and Kathy Griffin's mom should do a radio show (podcast. It's called a podcast)

    • @maryrosekent8223
      @maryrosekent8223 4 года назад +2

      Sean Smith
      I know there are still radio stations...

    • @johnbee4557
      @johnbee4557 4 года назад

      Sean Smith please this chick way funnier than kathy griffin and her mom 😂

    • @susuho675
      @susuho675 4 года назад +1

      Aww, Kathy Griffin’s sweet momma just died

  • @KingoftheJuice18
    @KingoftheJuice18 4 года назад

    She's fantastic

  • @monk33127
    @monk33127 3 года назад

    Tight work

  • @kearnydowns3171
    @kearnydowns3171 4 года назад +4

    Nicaragua😀😀 Welcome everybody🤗

  • @FeignRaven
    @FeignRaven 4 года назад +4

    Those shoes scream "I had nothing else to wear these with!"

  • @MichaelBarrett1984
    @MichaelBarrett1984 4 года назад +29

    She’s like the sign language woman in Curb

    • @Nomore304s
      @Nomore304s 4 года назад

      Michael Barrett so accurate

  • @ericcallender1575
    @ericcallender1575 2 года назад

    Andre knew the deal!

  • @jx5158
    @jx5158 3 года назад

    Haha best Talent Show ever!

  • @Synochra
    @Synochra 4 года назад

    Very funny 😊❤

  • @aaronburratwood.6957
    @aaronburratwood.6957 4 года назад +24

    I saw Amy Schumer a few years ago, I wish it was Rachel Feinstein. She’s so great.

  • @fernandorodriguez4382
    @fernandorodriguez4382 3 года назад

    Fine as hell

  • @TheReal_Pim_Tool
    @TheReal_Pim_Tool 3 года назад +1

    As someone that had a parent that embarrassed them a lot I relate to this.

    • @poops9o9
      @poops9o9 3 года назад +1

      I remember going to a restaurant with my family as a kid, my uncle (super pretentious) called the chef to our table after the meal to give him a few tips 🤦‍♂️😂

  • @tkhannibal2476
    @tkhannibal2476 4 года назад

    Solid

  • @eligalvan8515
    @eligalvan8515 3 года назад

    I feel I related too much too her Andre in this when I was 14 😂😂😂

  • @danielbarbee7712
    @danielbarbee7712 4 года назад

    Super funny and beautiful. Win win.

  • @DunmoresMovieMania
    @DunmoresMovieMania 3 года назад +5

    Man, that is a body by Botticelli.

  • @danieljensen2626
    @danieljensen2626 3 года назад +17

    She could be a decent voice actor.

  • @MbisonBalrog
    @MbisonBalrog 4 года назад +20

    She so beautiful

  • @m.a.3322
    @m.a.3322 4 года назад +15

    Damn, she's hilarious & beautiful! I'm sure she has a great career ahead of her 😊

  • @1josh4
    @1josh4 3 года назад

    “You’re a wild asshole” LMFAO

  • @rahmmenon224
    @rahmmenon224 4 года назад +2

    The dude knows his 🎂🎂🎂 specifications. I wanna be his friend.

  • @kyransawhill6650
    @kyransawhill6650 4 года назад +6

    Why do so many men in the comments seem to think that female stand-up comedians belong to a different species?

  • @marcy2443
    @marcy2443 4 года назад +12

    She’s pretty 😍

  • @KidCity1985
    @KidCity1985 4 года назад +125

    What she doesn't understand is that she's already becoming her mother.

    • @worldssmallestfan
      @worldssmallestfan 4 года назад

      Julie Anderson I saw both. Jay Pharoah was the best out of the group.

    • @galebh9715
      @galebh9715 3 года назад +1

      what makes you say that

  • @rickc2102
    @rickc2102 4 года назад

    Thicker than a snicker!!! 😂😂😂🤣🤣😭

  • @MrLandslide84
    @MrLandslide84 3 года назад

    Oh god yes, thanks to YT for recommending this.

  • @GMochileiro_42_
    @GMochileiro_42_ 4 года назад +1

    Shout outs to Dre for keeping it real about the ass lmao 🤣

  • @billrowden5917
    @billrowden5917 4 года назад +33

    Watched this whole thing just hoping her top would pop

  • @jacoblalomia8900
    @jacoblalomia8900 4 года назад +19

    There's cocoa if anyones gay and wants to talk about it!

  • @thinkbeforeyoutype7106
    @thinkbeforeyoutype7106 2 года назад +1

    HAHAHAHA She’s funny as hell

  • @gregoryuk
    @gregoryuk 3 года назад

    Yes. Absolutely Fine.

  • @dustinlilly2561
    @dustinlilly2561 4 года назад

    I’d watch that hole thing for an eternity

  • @christopherrandall8081
    @christopherrandall8081 6 месяцев назад

    Great

  • @jefferysmom696
    @jefferysmom696 4 года назад +4

    Does she have a Netflix ?...if not she should have one

  • @sidviscous5959
    @sidviscous5959 4 года назад +8

    her 14 year old boy sounds like the late great wrestler Dusty Rhodes . . .

  • @malaikamiteo
    @malaikamiteo 4 года назад +1

    I like her. She's funny

  • @vinnikodiak4779
    @vinnikodiak4779 4 года назад +2

    Good talent show

  • @khurr
    @khurr 4 года назад

    Damn her voice is real lmaooo...funny too

  • @nickhughes4800
    @nickhughes4800 3 года назад +1

    damn, I didn't know Rachel was stacked!

  • @SpiritofLiberty1775
    @SpiritofLiberty1775 4 года назад +5

    She is gorgeous 😍

  • @joeycottone7755
    @joeycottone7755 4 года назад +2

    Her hair looks so pretty and shiny