Medic Voice Lines Team Fortress 2

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 13 янв 2025

Комментарии • 4,7 тыс.

  • @ryuzakithecrux9652
    @ryuzakithecrux9652 7 лет назад +6810

    *"KILL ZEM ALL"*
    "Hm, are you sure?"
    *"YES"*
    "Vell I'm convinced!"

  • @Mycanid3
    @Mycanid3 5 лет назад +6513

    Medic always sounds so stressed, it's a mood tbh.

    • @eatpant4ever
      @eatpant4ever 5 лет назад +694

      Well, he's one of the most stressful class to play as and everyone constantly calls for Medic's help, so I don't blame him.

    • @marienemozzarella8502
      @marienemozzarella8502 4 года назад +98

      U don't know the first thing abt him, pal

    • @milesium-487
      @milesium-487 4 года назад +205

      I mean... he is considered a mad scientist.

    • @Bonniethebunny
      @Bonniethebunny 4 года назад +114

      @@blank2556 as a medic main, i can confirm

    • @polakus9812
      @polakus9812 4 года назад +62

      Because it is a
      SIMPLY GERMAN XX

  • @itsjakesir622
    @itsjakesir622 7 лет назад +6718

    I think I've learnt more German from this game than from back in primary school.

  • @TinyDeskEngineer
    @TinyDeskEngineer 4 года назад +1653

    "ĶÏĻŁ ŤHƏM ĂŁĽ"
    "Hm, are you sure?"
    "ÝĘŠ"
    "Well, I'm convinced."

  • @killrcupcake2994
    @killrcupcake2994 7 лет назад +8745

    Are we ignoring literal demons are telling him to kill his own team?

    • @freddyfazbear1863
      @freddyfazbear1863 7 лет назад +322

      What about the cupcake with a knife?

    • @artchanandscillics249
      @artchanandscillics249 7 лет назад +101

      Freddy Fazbear there's a cupcake made of nightmare in fnaf 4

    • @BangersNAsh
      @BangersNAsh 7 лет назад +326

      oh no fnaf fans

    • @michaelfixedsys7463
      @michaelfixedsys7463 7 лет назад +87

      Killing Cupcake
      I don't think it's abnormal for him

    • @BossBen_
      @BossBen_ 7 лет назад +57

      Killing Cupcake that last thing we need is friendly fire

  • @mikalicious.
    @mikalicious. 4 года назад +4333

    medic sounds like he's having a panic attack all the time

  • @audru8962
    @audru8962 6 лет назад +4227

    *I want to hear him say “We’re going to steal... THE MOON”*

    • @Fiizypopdrinkk
      @Fiizypopdrinkk 5 лет назад +92

      I'm afraid to like this perfection. 69 likes

    • @howdy.8979
      @howdy.8979 5 лет назад +135

      Tbh I wouldn’t be surprised if medic stole the moon lmao

    • @koolaids6609
      @koolaids6609 5 лет назад +37

      Well richtofen blew up the moon... And the earth...

    • @PentaromaLMA0
      @PentaromaLMA0 5 лет назад +93

      "IM PISSING ON THE MOON"

    • @shardsofvoices3412
      @shardsofvoices3412 5 лет назад +8

      Omg... Yes

  • @OktoberfestTf2
    @OktoberfestTf2 2 года назад +1063

    7:35 I like how medic quickly grabs all the money from the dead bodies of his friends

    • @oscardong8795
      @oscardong8795 Год назад +72

      *Insert joke about American Healthcare System*

    • @donix2109
      @donix2109 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@oscardong8795 german

  • @kaylenvee8150
    @kaylenvee8150 7 лет назад +3259

    Dude the Medic's voice cracks a shit ton and it's still awesome XD

    • @keeganroessler6713
      @keeganroessler6713 6 лет назад +104

      Katy 777 its supposed to to show he os screaming

    • @1classikai
      @1classikai 6 лет назад +178

      Are you kidding me that's what MAKES it awesome lol

    • @NiallHoranMonkey
      @NiallHoranMonkey 6 лет назад +27

      Honestly mood

    • @silverlion1269
      @silverlion1269 6 лет назад +90

      he’s the best character in this whole game

    • @dezgasting
      @dezgasting 6 лет назад +103

      He's not only the best character, but also considered that one class that makes a difference in the team. A team with a good medic (and someone good on an attack class) can win much faster and easier than without him.
      Also good medic mains are considered "gift from the heavens".
      But yeah, he's obviously the best character. Literally the main reason why I main Medic is because I like screaming at my teammates with german accent xD
      UPD: Alright, it's a bad idea to spam "negative/jeers" voicecommand. Literally everyone (MvM, that's why) left after I was looking at my teammates while spamming these two commands. But it was legit the funniest thing that ever happened during my TF2 play.

  • @h0pelthejammoenjoyer382
    @h0pelthejammoenjoyer382 4 года назад +4630

    7:18
    Scout is dead!
    Spy is dead!
    Heavy is dead!
    Soldier is dead!
    Medic is dead!
    Demo is dead!
    Pyro is dead!
    Sniper is dead!
    Engi is dead!
    1 sec later*
    FREE MONEY FREE MONEY!!!

  • @FakeShrubs
    @FakeShrubs 7 лет назад +3941

    "I AM THE ANGRY BIRD GOD OF THE BIRD LANDS!! FEAR ME!!!!"
    I am scared but also dying of laughter.

  • @osmanak6930
    @osmanak6930 3 года назад +263

    14:50 "You are... * tries to think of an insult * * can't find it * *SCHTEWPID* "

  • @vaporgayve
    @vaporgayve 7 лет назад +1100

    3:50 - He's even sassy to himself lmao

    • @ilikecurry2345
      @ilikecurry2345 6 лет назад +72

      Well, not worry, I'm not up at night about it.

    • @THATONEFEM
      @THATONEFEM 5 лет назад +25

      More like when the demons start 😂

  • @jamieprescott2550
    @jamieprescott2550 5 лет назад +4727

    14:36
    "I healed the man that will kill you"
    The line itself is already pretty strong but the way he says it makes it so intense and raw

    • @WaltMondy
      @WaltMondy 4 года назад +192

      But on the other hand I healed the man that killed me.

    • @Hectopath2006
      @Hectopath2006 4 года назад +43

      @@WaltMondy *sPy*

    • @aboredfellow1448
      @aboredfellow1448 4 года назад +80

      @@WaltMondy Those spies, backstabbing-

    • @WaltMondy
      @WaltMondy 4 года назад +13

      @@aboredfellow1448 Mind of I ask you a question? Do you play pyro?

    • @egeaslan5872
      @egeaslan5872 4 года назад +9

      @@WaltMondy Honhonhon,you are the worst doctor I have ever seen!

  • @atlas7736
    @atlas7736 7 лет назад +941

    You are dominated!
    I have bird head!!
    We are both having a bad day...

  • @MoonCheesecake
    @MoonCheesecake 3 года назад +787

    4:18
    Medic: I’m ready my friends!
    Secop: KILL ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS
    Medic: Oh, good idea!

    • @Originally_catchy
      @Originally_catchy Год назад +51

      Schizophrenia:

    • @PunkKimz
      @PunkKimz Год назад +36

      emesis blue

    • @yannick290107
      @yannick290107 11 месяцев назад +5

      Scout:OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!
      Soldier:AAAAAAHH!!!
      Pyro:(muffled screams)
      Demoman:DAAAAAAAA!!!
      Heavy:OHH NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
      Engineer:HELP ME!
      Sniper:AAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
      Spy:oh no...

  • @blusix8275
    @blusix8275 4 года назад +4532

    3:30
    Secop : PUSH HARDER...
    Medic : Oh shut up
    Secop : KEEP PUSHING...
    Medic ...Why don’t you push?

  • @gargoylegray7725
    @gargoylegray7725 6 лет назад +1030

    Some of his sound clips sound like he's having a heart attack

    • @illioptopede
      @illioptopede 5 лет назад +73

      soldier: *"I A M H A V I N G A H E A R T A T T A C K"*

    • @strangerontheinternet7358
      @strangerontheinternet7358 5 лет назад +31

      especially 11:51

    • @jaydavis799
      @jaydavis799 4 года назад

      Ikr

    • @WaltMondy
      @WaltMondy 4 года назад +8

      I gave a person a heart attack already, literally and in game.

    • @notsooriginsonic2350
      @notsooriginsonic2350 4 года назад

      @@strangerontheinternet7358 On 11:51 there is beta (alpha?) voicelines.

  • @scarf-chan3749
    @scarf-chan3749 6 лет назад +3309

    I can only imagine medic screaming "PUSSSHH" at a lady giving birth

  • @DenvaProbablyDraws
    @DenvaProbablyDraws Год назад +266

    10:12 favorite medic voiceline I say, its so sweet sounding, like uncharacteristically. The "danke shoen" one (AKA, Thank you very much)

    • @alienbonez
      @alienbonez Год назад +1

      he sounds like a girl he liked just complimented him

    • @madam-mint
      @madam-mint Год назад +16

      I think it’s a reference to the song Danke Schoen by Wayne Newton

    • @TheJazziestNightwood
      @TheJazziestNightwood 10 месяцев назад +3

      I FOUND YOU IN THE WILD

    • @CountDookles
      @CountDookles 9 месяцев назад +13

      Ackshually, it's Dankeschön

    • @coolestkidontheblock111
      @coolestkidontheblock111 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@CountDooklesTechnically "schoen" is also correct. It's just an old-timey version that nobody uses

  • @moogobIin
    @moogobIin 7 лет назад +3188

    *Hears a medic say 'Charge me, herr doctor!'*
    I have now heard everything.

    • @moogobIin
      @moogobIin 7 лет назад +130

      I meant as in ive heard everything when a medic calls for ubercharge.

    • @digitaltoaster4956
      @digitaltoaster4956 7 лет назад +31

      +Amateur001 Or "Charge Me, Head Doctor"

    • @heavy4141
      @heavy4141 7 лет назад +84

      not yet medic : WHERE ARE YOUR PAPERS NOW!
      now you heard a medic cap intel now you heard everything

    • @uchuuu
      @uchuuu 7 лет назад +23

      He says "Charge me here Doctor!"

    • @heavy4141
      @heavy4141 7 лет назад +6

      damn

  • @giantatom
    @giantatom 7 лет назад +964

    WHO STOPPED PUSHING ZE CART? I VANT NAMES!

  • @ariadevera9131
    @ariadevera9131 6 лет назад +1289

    I wonder how his voice actor's throat is still alive after shouting for so long

    • @WaltMondy
      @WaltMondy 4 года назад +46

      @Am I the only one who'd die for Medic?
      Richtig! Lass uns meinen guten Freund trinken

    • @crow3879
      @crow3879 4 года назад +31

      German are made the scream. I would know

    • @warpey5632
      @warpey5632 4 года назад +19

      _I have no idea!_

    • @JustthatoneguyWhoisjustthere
      @JustthatoneguyWhoisjustthere 4 года назад +2

      H O W

    • @Itsmeyourfather
      @Itsmeyourfather 4 года назад +10

      Especialy after the death voiceline

  • @moodymoosh
    @moodymoosh 3 года назад +829

    Medic's voice can go down to about scout attempting to do a low voice, but most of the time he sounds like his body cant decide if hes gone through puberty or not

    • @itsmuffintimei
      @itsmuffintimei 3 года назад +137

      he sold his puberty voice to satan for 50 years

    • @CheddarCheese.
      @CheddarCheese. 2 месяца назад +5

      This fits with my trans medic theory lol

    • @romalea
      @romalea Месяц назад

      ?

  • @fiazbot5921
    @fiazbot5921 4 года назад +1817

    Dorothy: Accidentally spills her water
    The wicked witch of the west: 0:41

    • @MangleFoxy
      @MangleFoxy 4 года назад +7

      XD

    • @FenNekk
      @FenNekk 4 года назад +7

      If you play it over and over again it sounds better than Justin Bieber

    • @McFlakies
      @McFlakies 3 года назад

      @StaticVaporwave did you watch it?

    • @McFlakies
      @McFlakies 3 года назад

      @StaticVaporwave good

    • @MonologueWiththeMoon
      @MonologueWiththeMoon 3 года назад

      What did he say

  • @TheG_Boy
    @TheG_Boy 7 лет назад +867

    0:16
    *Arstotzka national theme starts to play*

  • @minihalkoja590
    @minihalkoja590 7 лет назад +3710

    14:46 My doctor said this exact line with a pretty good Medic voice. Best doctor ever.

    • @M4x_P0w3r
      @M4x_P0w3r 7 лет назад +719

      minihalkoja You should check if your doctor still has his medical license. And if he tells some tale about malpractice, don't laugh. Run

    • @helperonie6791
      @helperonie6791 7 лет назад +191

      Max Power Now, now, let's not overthink this. Lemme tell you a tale about my doctor license...

    • @nejlaakyuz4025
      @nejlaakyuz4025 6 лет назад +180

      You shoudl check to be sure that you have all of your internal organs at the right place

    • @M4x_P0w3r
      @M4x_P0w3r 6 лет назад +87

      Nejla Akyuz Or if you have a dove stuck in your chest

    • @1classikai
      @1classikai 6 лет назад +99

      You mean to tell me that your doctor quoted TF2?? AWESOME

  • @supersnow17
    @supersnow17 2 года назад +303

    Medic really is the angriest of the entire team simply because he HAS to deal with everyone else's insanity 24/7. Imagine being him, day in and day out experiencing the chaos that is the life of a TF2 Merc. My god it sounds fun as hell but also stressful to no end.

    • @The-su4pj
      @The-su4pj Год назад +17

      He stole somebody's entire skeleton

    • @FlyingFlowewe
      @FlyingFlowewe Год назад +6

      WHERE DID IT GO

    • @lastchanc3stars
      @lastchanc3stars 11 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@FlyingFloweweinto his collection

    • @meatman2203
      @meatman2203 6 месяцев назад +3

      Average medic main experience.

    • @catsinwonderland7473
      @catsinwonderland7473 11 дней назад +1

      The moment you switch to Medic, it feels like your team is deliberately trying to take as much damage as possible. Do not call for “Medic!” and then continue charging into the front lines!!!

  • @cookieboat1319
    @cookieboat1319 5 лет назад +898

    “The Medic is a spy!”
    Medic has forgotten who he is

  • @FourDozenEggs
    @FourDozenEggs 4 года назад +4514

    For those wondering about 11:50.
    This is how all of the Classes sounded like before they got official voice actors. This was just a placeholder voice.

    • @skibur848
      @skibur848 4 года назад +670

      Ok but it was so jarring I was just going thru comments then a obvious american voice screamed MEDIC into my ear

    • @dxd51
      @dxd51 4 года назад +407

      Imagine scout just pressing e in game with that voice

    • @derpyspy6055
      @derpyspy6055 4 года назад +135

      @@dxd51 And then we question ourselfes why we have the same voice

    • @xxsunsetheavenxx6946
      @xxsunsetheavenxx6946 4 года назад +91

      MOODIC

    • @Yougotcaged102
      @Yougotcaged102 4 года назад +94

      Thank GOD they made the change

  • @krispynuggies6204
    @krispynuggies6204 6 лет назад +3186

    Medic: I am ready, my friends!
    Secop: Kill all your friends...
    Medic: Oh, good idea!

    • @disnagburnazog9552
      @disnagburnazog9552 5 лет назад +34

      What is Secop?

    • @Jaiimee.
      @Jaiimee. 5 лет назад +69

      @@disnagburnazog9552 is the Second opinion.

    • @gmardog
      @gmardog 4 года назад +5

      The Ace of Spades are you the man behind the slaughter???.?11 😳😳😳😳😳

    • @WaltMondy
      @WaltMondy 4 года назад +6

      @@gmardog That may be me *Hides my bloody bonesaw* I promise I will "heal" you!

    • @aboredfellow1448
      @aboredfellow1448 4 года назад +8

      @@gmardog Well you just predicted a meme. Congratulations, you are psychic.

  • @TemmieTheCat12345
    @TemmieTheCat12345 3 года назад +695

    Teacher: Its ok to answer wrong
    Also the teacher when kid answers wrong: 14:50

  • @arontotemokawaii
    @arontotemokawaii 6 лет назад +313

    7:36 I think losing his medical license even made him fall into bankruptcy.

  • @andrasfogarasi5014
    @andrasfogarasi5014 6 лет назад +3777

    1:36 Cold war Germany in a nutshell.

  • @NickolasNinja
    @NickolasNinja 5 лет назад +1311

    i love how the thumbnail just says "death"

    • @joditiarsutrisno5556
      @joditiarsutrisno5556 4 года назад +5

      Stop it already

    • @NickolasNinja
      @NickolasNinja 4 года назад +50

      @@joditiarsutrisno5556 death

    • @joditiarsutrisno5556
      @joditiarsutrisno5556 4 года назад +5

      @@NickolasNinja I came here to cured not depressed

    • @WaltMondy
      @WaltMondy 4 года назад +21

      @@joditiarsutrisno5556 Then let me help you to be not depressed.
      Watch this..
      m.ruclips.net/video/-SJywvgaJEI/видео.html

    • @joditiarsutrisno5556
      @joditiarsutrisno5556 4 года назад +3

      @@WaltMondy Thanks Doc !!!

  • @strange.natal1e
    @strange.natal1e 4 года назад +316

    I love these lines so bad.
    He's literally the happiest yet stressed mercenary.
    Just listen to him in the Conga :D

  • @IC-23
    @IC-23 7 лет назад +802

    9:34 how to annoy engineers 101

    • @glocktane5743
      @glocktane5743 6 лет назад +55

      IC23 ZE DISPENSAH GOES HYA

    • @squall-n2o
      @squall-n2o 6 лет назад +6

      Reminds me of my teacher -.-

    • @ilikecurry2345
      @ilikecurry2345 6 лет назад +10

      The Dispenser/Sentry/Teleporter goes here!
      On that note, ruclips.net/video/pue35uzXnCY/видео.html
      The Sentry goes *_MEDIC!!!_*

    • @Kelvin-um6qx
      @Kelvin-um6qx 5 лет назад

      nein

    • @dioxide39
      @dioxide39 5 лет назад

      Me playing as Medic in MvM be like

  • @greenisthedevilscolor784
    @greenisthedevilscolor784 4 года назад +3512

    "Hey doc, what do you wanna eat?"
    *"ZE SOULS OF ZE INNOCENTS"*
    "A sandvich"
    *"N O-"*
    "Two sandvich-"

    • @justsomewoomywithamustache4481
      @justsomewoomywithamustache4481 4 года назад +59

      This is perfect

    • @grim-2363
      @grim-2363 4 года назад +29

      NOOOOO

    • @WaltMondy
      @WaltMondy 4 года назад +76

      I feed on the tears, fear, and blood of those who try to get away from my grasp as I topple over them with my bloody ubersaw while I wat- *heavy shoves sandviche in my mouth* Heav- *nom*

    • @theuserjoan
      @theuserjoan 4 года назад +14

      Your humble Doctor ok doctor, very cool

    • @mango4723
      @mango4723 4 года назад +4

      HAHAHA

  • @cheekycheetah9125
    @cheekycheetah9125 6 лет назад +473

    6:53 HAH **snort**
    THIS MEDIC AS A SPY! 1!1!1!

    • @thycringe
      @thycringe 4 года назад +29

      Blu Spy: I'm right here-
      RedSpy: He's no Spy. He's making a new Support class tradition!
      Medic: Vait vhat-
      Sniper: Bloody hell...

    • @corickal_zacky3739
      @corickal_zacky3739 4 года назад +1

      @Some Random Tf2 fan, so far, this is my favorite comment of this year

    • @thycringe
      @thycringe 4 года назад +1

      @@corickal_zacky3739 Lol

    • @asukakinnie6666
      @asukakinnie6666 4 года назад +2

      i think it's cute-

  • @lenakan8990
    @lenakan8990 Год назад +103

    His death screams are genuinely the most uncomfortable and hard to hear, Robin really made his throat *bleed*

  • @randomContentHere93228
    @randomContentHere93228 7 лет назад +386

    WHO STOPPED PUSHING THE CART
    I WANT NAMES

    • @crazinventorirl
      @crazinventorirl 3 месяца назад +1

      This is one of my favorite lines for him, lol

  • @Chill_lxrd
    @Chill_lxrd 5 лет назад +740

    “PUSH HARDER”
    “Shut up”
    “KEEP PUSHING”
    “Why don’t u push?”
    Why did I start laughing at that?

    • @jaydavis799
      @jaydavis799 4 года назад +3

      I laughed at that to

    • @Chill_lxrd
      @Chill_lxrd 4 года назад +2

      @Floof boi yes you can *SQUAWK* weakling

    • @Chill_lxrd
      @Chill_lxrd 4 года назад +2

      @Floof boi YOU WILL PUSH THE CART *SQUAWK*

    • @Chill_lxrd
      @Chill_lxrd 4 года назад +3

      Hey look
      I found my own comment
      I want a cookie now

    • @PoisonProductions_
      @PoisonProductions_ 4 года назад +1

      We all know

  • @komb4806
    @komb4806 7 лет назад +703

    7:40 Oooh, money!

  • @lepsonical4763
    @lepsonical4763 4 года назад +321

    I love how it sounds like it sounds like he's saying "cat" when he says cart, because it just sounds like Medic is trying to get his team to push a really stubborn cat on the battlefield.

    • @AdrianDaWeeb
      @AdrianDaWeeb Год назад +13

      MOVE! SCHNELL!
      EINE KATZE IST SEHR DUMM! >:{

  • @none1337-m6d
    @none1337-m6d 5 лет назад +764

    My favorite part is at 10:13 where he’s singing “danke sheön”

  • @iwantedtobethatanomaly2270
    @iwantedtobethatanomaly2270 5 лет назад +1206

    5:21 I love it when Medic says "Ssssh" and "Sh-sh-sh!" To Zombie arcamedes

  • @senf0ia516
    @senf0ia516 4 года назад +3535

    12:06 this is absolutely adorable

  • @riz1567
    @riz1567 3 года назад +142

    4:23 he sounds genuinely concerned when he says "also i have to kill you all", poor guy. Yes I'm sympathizing with a character who's literally going mad leave me alone

  • @Mixeriiiiiing
    @Mixeriiiiiing 5 лет назад +1390

    "Kill them all!"
    "Hmmm, are you sure?"
    "Yes!"
    "Well i'm convienced"
    That is basically me

    • @thycringe
      @thycringe 4 года назад +10

      You didn't do it with his accent!

    • @justarobloxnoob2678
      @justarobloxnoob2678 4 года назад +3

      *farts * uh oh i think i jave to SHIT....
      WE MUST STOP LITTLE CAR

    • @sirtchamp8033
      @sirtchamp8033 4 года назад

      @@justarobloxnoob2678 k

    • @alucard2419
      @alucard2419 4 года назад +4

      @@thycringe i Will traduce It in his accent
      Secop: *KILL ZHEM ALL*
      Medic: mmmh are u sure? -_-
      Secop: *YES* l:(
      Medic: vell i'm convinced nvn

    • @thycringe
      @thycringe 4 года назад +1

      @@alucard2419 Truly a hero. Thank you.

  • @zeprettybrainlessamalgamat7232
    @zeprettybrainlessamalgamat7232 4 года назад +3801

    He is speaking english with a german accent and speaks german with an english accent.
    Wundervoll

  • @blusniper5289
    @blusniper5289 7 лет назад +426

    Is it just me or does Medic scream TERRIFYINGLY LOUD when he dies!?!

    • @iamnobody1734
      @iamnobody1734 5 лет назад +60

      As a medic main, this might be just how I feel but the sound actually crushes my hearth with its intensity.

    • @dunslax3
      @dunslax3 5 лет назад +69

      It's on purpose, so that when a spy backstabs him, his pocket heavy/soldier can immediately tell.

    • @lacroustillenecroustillepl2637
      @lacroustillenecroustillepl2637 4 года назад +7

      he scary as hell

    • @bottomgayminguwu
      @bottomgayminguwu 4 года назад +17

      Engie dies: Auugh!
      Medic dies: AAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHH!

    • @WaltMondy
      @WaltMondy 4 года назад +8

      @@iamnobody1734 Team doesn't keep me alive :(

  • @LilGuyDelta
    @LilGuyDelta 11 месяцев назад +62

    10:03 I just can't stop thinking about the "GET BEHIND ME DOKTOR"... It's tattooed on my mind .

    • @Mitangoxx
      @Mitangoxx 4 месяца назад

      Me to buddy me to😔

    • @Sam18244
      @Sam18244 Месяц назад +1

      thank you for saying that now its been replaying in my mind for about 20 mins now

  • @amethystpenguin3924
    @amethystpenguin3924 6 лет назад +809

    am I the only one who wants to give medic a award in screaming

  • @murr1785
    @murr1785 5 лет назад +501

    2:20 is the BEST medic voice line that I've never heard

    • @greenmedic29
      @greenmedic29 4 года назад +10

      would you like a second opinion?
      YOU ARE ALSO UGLY

    • @madam-mint
      @madam-mint Год назад

      Thank you for timestamping this, I immediately cracked up.

    • @alienbonez
      @alienbonez Год назад

      i need to know where that voice clip plays lmao

  • @lft3254
    @lft3254 4 года назад +506

    3:21 “I toiled in god’s domain! AAAAAHHH”

  • @tnnt1263
    @tnnt1263 3 года назад +82

    0:00 this is the most terrifying thing you can hear in this game if the other team has two medics

  • @jakejesmond6066
    @jakejesmond6066 7 лет назад +3216

    Mercy got nothing on this Crazed German speaking Docktor!

    • @H3Vtux
      @H3Vtux  7 лет назад +208

      Man you were punctual tonight!

    • @SonicAdventureEnjoyer
      @SonicAdventureEnjoyer 7 лет назад +66

      Jake Jesmond DAMN, YOU BEAT ME TO THIS. ill let you have this.

    • @H3Vtux
      @H3Vtux  7 лет назад +83

      Oh shoot! I just realized this wasn't you ness... Sorry going to have to ban you... :/

    • @SonicAdventureEnjoyer
      @SonicAdventureEnjoyer 7 лет назад +22

      H3Vtux ;( papa I failed you..

    • @jakejesmond6066
      @jakejesmond6066 7 лет назад +15

      what have i done?

  • @annprime2998
    @annprime2998 5 лет назад +907

    Handsome german doctor screaming into my ears for 15 minutes while I'm laying and trying to sleep?
    Hell yeah baby.

    • @monokui
      @monokui 4 года назад +48

      yep handsome alright.

    • @WaltMondy
      @WaltMondy 4 года назад +29

      So me screaming is more important than your personal needs?

    • @pyraffin
      @pyraffin 4 года назад +38

      Well, he also sings there for a little bit
      10:13

    • @monokui
      @monokui 4 года назад +1

      Green_TeaMochii wait what-

    • @WaltMondy
      @WaltMondy 4 года назад +3

      @@monokui :3

  • @Barlemon
    @Barlemon 7 лет назад +585

    6:26 is what im looking for

  • @someguyonyoutube906
    @someguyonyoutube906 2 года назад +111

    "Charge me here doctor!" - Said no Medic ever.

    • @DespOIcito
      @DespOIcito Год назад +11

      you underestimate the power of ubersaws and uber chains

    • @PizzaSmiter
      @PizzaSmiter 5 месяцев назад

      Have you heard of Class Wars?

  • @raze1023
    @raze1023 7 лет назад +648

    And that's why you should never get a second opinion.

    • @jakejesmond6066
      @jakejesmond6066 7 лет назад +21

      Raze No you must always have a second opinion

    • @bankutibence2688
      @bankutibence2688 7 лет назад +31

      Imagen a secop in real life like:
      Teacher: you got an F on this test
      You: okay
      Secop: _Go fuck yourself_

    • @jellymoose7091
      @jellymoose7091 5 лет назад +1

      Too bad I already have one

  • @tirny1468
    @tirny1468 5 лет назад +600

    7:32 Engi is dead! CoME oN cOllEcT tHe mOneY

  • @barrysteakfriessimp_real
    @barrysteakfriessimp_real 6 лет назад +770

    "eVERYONE I AM ON FIRE"
    Yes this guy just went to the extend that he just let everyone know that he is literally dYINg
    EDIT: also, i absolutely love the fact that here 10:14 it sounds like hes getting further away, that fucking made my day

  • @somedude162
    @somedude162 3 года назад +107

    I love how medic sounds stressed out all the time, and that embodies the fact that playing medic is frustrating

  • @thatonemedic9091
    @thatonemedic9091 7 лет назад +411

    0:42 "I AM MELLTTIINNNG"

  • @breadthealien
    @breadthealien 6 лет назад +760

    11:50 medic finally hit puberty

    • @ilikecurry2345
      @ilikecurry2345 5 лет назад +73

      Yes :3
      MAHDAAAHHHC
      MAHDAHC

    • @jotawife
      @jotawife 4 года назад +31

      thats not actually medic screaming lol

    • @erronhammesvar5168
      @erronhammesvar5168 4 года назад +9

      anj who is it?

    • @WaltMondy
      @WaltMondy 4 года назад +5

      I didn't go through puberty, I went through it.

    • @tameronica
      @tameronica 4 года назад +1

      @Ze Medic
      My peanut sized brain is still trying to understand what you said.

  • @max.cr33p
    @max.cr33p 5 лет назад +205

    Medics are so condescending when they talk to engineers like I'll be doing my thing, and I hear "the sentry goes _here_ !" It feels like I just showed my parents a bad report card

    • @killerkirby366
      @killerkirby366 4 года назад +11

      We are still mad about that attach of time when everyone was protecting you engineers and we where just getting killed left and right

    • @titsoutforlusikka
      @titsoutforlusikka 4 года назад +2

      Nice pfp, kamerad

  • @user-hn4zn9nx3c
    @user-hn4zn9nx3c 3 года назад +66

    2:48
    he's going through a whole character development arc

  • @MR-MARSHALL
    @MR-MARSHALL 6 лет назад +519

    "THE BOMB CARRIER LOOKS ANGRY!"
    "AH! THE BOMB CARRIER LOOKS ANGRIER!"
    "OOH! THE BOMB CARRIER IS FURIOUS!"
    I'm dead

  • @reddrahvett623
    @reddrahvett623 4 года назад +714

    "Who stopped pushing the cart? I want names!"
    What's he going to do to his teammates if they stop pushing the cart?

    • @bread4360
      @bread4360 4 года назад +77

      And you dont want to know either.

    • @Jack-E_Lantern
      @Jack-E_Lantern 4 года назад +103

      steal their skeletons and organs

    • @janegamez13
      @janegamez13 4 года назад +43

      That experimental surgery he was wanting to test

    • @starrykailani
      @starrykailani 4 года назад +55

      Reverse heal

    • @HTSI
      @HTSI 4 года назад +22

      If you see meet the medic you see he puts a diferent heart on ALL charathers to heal them ... I guess he has an auto destruction Button that blow up and everyone dies

  • @hamzareiz6598
    @hamzareiz6598 4 года назад +249

    7:20 Bro that sounds like someone trying to bring hope in a movie but then the medic hits the sad facts to face.

    • @theflash-lx8pb
      @theflash-lx8pb 3 года назад +26

      "No one panic. We still got this. All we need to do is find Gray Mann and shut down the robots. It's gonna be ok."
      "...Ok? YOU THINK IT'S GONNA BE OK???!!! You may not have noticed but 7:19 "

    • @sandraiaraaraujo8174
      @sandraiaraaraujo8174 Год назад +4

      The voiceline litterally after:
      FREE MONEY FREE MONEY

  • @soup_2210
    @soup_2210 4 года назад +42

    Why his "yes, it is" on 5:06 make me smile? It sounds so...pacifically, damn, i like it

  • @darksparkle6087
    @darksparkle6087 5 лет назад +371

    "Kill all your friends"
    "Oh, a good idea!"
    All Second Opinion's conversations about killing the other mercs are kind of funny

  • @pyraffin
    @pyraffin 4 года назад +351

    5:03
    Archimedes: that's harambe!
    Medic, defeated: yes... it is.

  • @StonksNZ
    @StonksNZ 4 года назад +927

    Medic: "in my medical opinions that-" Me: *_"T H E H E A V Y I S D E A D!!!!!"_*

    • @scribblemeeps
      @scribblemeeps 4 года назад +15

      Heard the same thing

    • @noone3708
      @noone3708 4 года назад +25

      My medical opinion?
      He was killed!

    • @drdespair3651
      @drdespair3651 4 года назад +8

      Doc, what happened?

    • @StonksNZ
      @StonksNZ 4 года назад +8

      @@drdespair3651 in my professional opinion that HEAVY IS DEAD!!!!!

    • @drdespair3651
      @drdespair3651 4 года назад +10

      @@StonksNZ Oh god! *discussion happens*

  • @catsinwonderland7473
    @catsinwonderland7473 11 дней назад +3

    2:20 “Confidentially, doctor to patient, that is a STUPID HAT!!!” He sounds so angry lmfaoooo
    So many voice cracks

  • @mikehawk7613
    @mikehawk7613 5 лет назад +317

    6:53 I've never heard medic s n o r t before

  • @user-bl2so5bz6n
    @user-bl2so5bz6n 7 лет назад +373

    11:50 MODECCCCCCCC

  • @popsicIes
    @popsicIes 5 лет назад +253

    i appreciate how the thumbnail is this german dude smiling crazily at me with the caption "DEATH"

  • @oxxuel8713
    @oxxuel8713 3 года назад +31

    this man is hot and i can no longer deny that

  • @skrelemor
    @skrelemor 7 лет назад +300

    3:26 did he say "I AM THE ANGRY BIRD GOD OF THE MAD LANDS", because that's what I heard....😂

  • @suburbanoctopus4517
    @suburbanoctopus4517 4 года назад +2456

    “this pyro is a spy!”
    “this scout is a spy!”
    “this demo is a spy!”
    “this spy is a double agent!”
    i wanted him to say this spy is a spy

  • @sappzz4553
    @sappzz4553 7 лет назад +597

    The scout is a spy!
    The soldier is a spy!
    The pyro is a spy!
    The demoman is a spy!
    The medic is a spy!
    The sniper is a spy!
    The heavy is a spy!

  • @Spooktato
    @Spooktato 3 года назад +58

    11:06 is definitely one of my favorites

  • @newepos
    @newepos 6 лет назад +597

    1:34 OKTOBERFEEEEST

    • @mag8533
      @mag8533 5 лет назад +13

      Oktobafeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

    • @rogerroger5283
      @rogerroger5283 4 года назад +5

      *_º ĸ Ţ º B Ĕ ŕ ł º l_*

    • @WaltMondy
      @WaltMondy 4 года назад +1

      This hurt my throat.

  • @sinnamorolls
    @sinnamorolls 7 лет назад +180

    Did... did he just say "turn your head and cough?!" LMAO

  • @borkedluck
    @borkedluck 7 лет назад +184

    "ze spy is a double agent" I'd have laughed if he said "ze spy is a double spy"

  • @GOOFYGOOFING
    @GOOFYGOOFING Год назад +25

    13:40 has just woken something new in me and im not shure what to feel now.

  • @chloewilkins7558
    @chloewilkins7558 7 лет назад +209

    If Medic could stop losing his temper, maybe he would have more patients...

    • @drgabe2908
      @drgabe2908 7 лет назад +3

      That means........there would be a 10th class in Tf2

    • @LtViper
      @LtViper 7 лет назад +5

      Dr Gabe the tenth class would be gaben

    • @melissaarcade1283
      @melissaarcade1283 7 лет назад +4

      He has no patience

    • @werl_01
      @werl_01 6 лет назад +6

      Maybe if he wasn’t _certifiably insane_ he’d have more patients.

    • @vc_whatever
      @vc_whatever 5 лет назад

      Is... is that an unintentional pun?

  • @tireddoggo734
    @tireddoggo734 6 лет назад +383

    D I D T H E M E D I C *S N O R T*

  • @deadleaves140
    @deadleaves140 7 лет назад +326

    I AM THE ANGRY BIRD GOD OF THE BADLANDS! *FEAR ME!!!*

  • @sarahsnostalgicdream
    @sarahsnostalgicdream Год назад +25

    I bet Robin couldn’t keep a straight face when doing zombiebird

  • @giaprincess5309
    @giaprincess5309 6 лет назад +326

    14:55
    “I vill heal you :3”

  • @marchive3671
    @marchive3671 7 лет назад +392

    Notice how he exaggerates his speech in the Mann vs Machine ally down when Heavy dies? It's almost as if he were horribly... Upset?

    • @xxxcoruptcion5012
      @xxxcoruptcion5012 6 лет назад +17

      Maddog Da Bomb is that Russia in your profile picture?

    • @ohboi8244
      @ohboi8244 6 лет назад +5

      Hetalian spotted

    • @rossamsam
      @rossamsam 6 лет назад +48

      Damn actually listening to it gives goosebumps, you can really feel it in his voice. MvM also takes places when Gray Mann took over Mann Co so that's probably why medic exaggerates because it's important they don't let the robots win.

    • @ratman4635
      @ratman4635 5 лет назад +2

      I'd like to imagine that tbh

    • @cozmo_Comet
      @cozmo_Comet 5 лет назад +23

      Sorry for this comment turning into hetalia
      Anyways
      We all know medic loves heavy lmao so yeah he’d be *horribly upset*

  • @michaelfixedsys7463
    @michaelfixedsys7463 7 лет назад +261

    I love this guy!
    He knows what he's doing but has no idea, like me!

  • @fanta4life360
    @fanta4life360 Год назад +16

    as a medic main, when he shouts 'Auf wiedersehen" at 14:28, and in game, i just feel like i'm invincible and proceed to kill a demoknight with blutsauger. also, the sound of the vaccinator charging someone and then he says that triggers that about 10x more.

  • @jasperwatch7399
    @jasperwatch7399 6 лет назад +124

    It's cute how he calls Engineer Engie in that one line that "Engie is dead"

  • @troi7748
    @troi7748 6 лет назад +99

    IT'S A BIRD!
    IT'S A HEAD!
    *IT'S A BIRD HEAD!! HA HA!*
    PLEASE HELP ME!

  • @osmanak6930
    @osmanak6930 4 года назад +228

    Medic: 6:53
    Eveyone: * turns to him *
    14:47

  • @Louzey_TheHuman
    @Louzey_TheHuman 3 года назад +58

    Medic: I did it!
    His demon: I҉ D̸I҉D҉ I҉T̸
    Medic: Yeah yeah whatever..
    4:09