Hitler and the fuel crisis

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  • Опубликовано: 19 дек 2024

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  • @capo8509
    @capo8509 3 года назад +338

    “Even in darkness I can see your lies.”
    Wow that line is so powerful.

    • @gengarzilla1685
      @gengarzilla1685 3 года назад +27

      Sounds like something you'd hear from Star Wars.

    • @disneyfan0639
      @disneyfan0639 2 года назад +9

      @@gengarzilla1685 Or Kingdom Hearts.

  • @sulphurous2656
    @sulphurous2656 3 года назад +260

    "Here is Berlin."
    "EVEN IN DARKNESS I CAN SEE YOUR LIES!"
    Why is this dialogue not a meme yet?

  • @ronschramm9163
    @ronschramm9163 3 года назад +331

    Just a historical note: the Third Reich had a fuel crisis. That's one of the reasons he attacked the Soviet Union. He needed the oil resources in the Caucuses.

    • @artpod3251
      @artpod3251 2 года назад +10

      But then Berlin was splited into East and West

    • @Diego-tm3dj
      @Diego-tm3dj 2 года назад

      In reality the attack against the Soviet Union was preventive, the German intelligence believed that the Soviet Union would invade western Europe because they were making a huge amount of tanks and planes, the German government believed that it would be impossible to contain a Soviet invasion because it had population and natural resources N times greater than the Reich, so the surprise and quick attack was the only way to defeat the communist army. There is a conversation between Hitler and the Finnish Prime Minister talking about this, look it up on youtube.

    • @justiceadams6623
      @justiceadams6623 2 года назад +11

      HE could of just asked him

    • @hetecks1385
      @hetecks1385 2 года назад +17

      ​@@justiceadams6623 yeah he could, but I'm sure the man made a vow to never work with a communist, you know the 20th century.
      Plus Stalin did ask for a meeting between him and mustache man that could've lead to a alliance between Russia and Germany- if not that than maybe keeping good relations with Germany

    • @justiceadams6623
      @justiceadams6623 2 года назад +13

      @@hetecks1385 he should have never invaded stupid move

  • @Andrew.C1
    @Andrew.C1 3 года назад +213

    "I'm not afraid of the dark, unlike my fish."
    Cmon man it was right there

  • @Wonderguard1
    @Wonderguard1 3 года назад +141

    Part 2 of this should have "Everyone who knew that Fegelein stole the fuel for his spaceships, please leave now"

  • @HatCreature
    @HatCreature 3 года назад +320

    The amount of creativity is just glorious, I love this.

  • @andrewpestotnik5495
    @andrewpestotnik5495 3 года назад +51

    "My situation is worse. My pet fears the dark"
    That made me laugh more than it should have

  • @FlyingPigChannel
    @FlyingPigChannel 3 года назад +413

    this is hilarious. I love how they constantly put out content even after all these years, dedicated to the meme :D

    • @pantherplatform
      @pantherplatform 3 года назад +9

      Every day almost

    • @davidsigalow7349
      @davidsigalow7349 3 года назад +17

      HRP is a great filmmaker. It takes real skill to be able to edit and manipulate only two hours of source material into hundreds of great parodies.

    • @Argonotheidiot
      @Argonotheidiot 2 года назад +2

      i think i will disappoint you, but HRP(Hitler Rants Parodies) is being ran by one person.

  • @Marcelelias11
    @Marcelelias11 3 года назад +296

    Jokes aside, this is one of the most realistic HRP episodes. I'm pretty sure this is almost exactly how the real Hitler would react to a fuel crisis.

    • @JJfromPhilly67
      @JJfromPhilly67 3 года назад +35

      Particularly Josef Goebbels.

    • @monsieurdubitatif8567
      @monsieurdubitatif8567 2 года назад +1

      its more like the fact that our leaders are actually quite like this. just now, they are prepping up a war against russia...

    • @hannahargon1813
      @hannahargon1813 Год назад +2

      Ist lustig

    • @jarredpickle4916
      @jarredpickle4916 Год назад +2

      How he DID react. During the late stages of the war Germany had 0 fuel

    • @papamidnite9282
      @papamidnite9282 Год назад +2

      ​@@jarredpickle4916he was waiting for Steiner attack 😂

  • @michaelconnors7668
    @michaelconnors7668 3 года назад +56

    Berlin occupied by the Red Army on May 2, 1945.. "Gas, water and electricity [services] had ceased to function, and telephone service was virtually unknown. Untreated sewage created a further problem. Buses and street cars were no longer in operation, and transportation from one part of the city to another was impossible." The Defense of Berlin, By Jean Edward Smith 2019.

    • @robertagren9360
      @robertagren9360 3 года назад +3

      Jean Edward Smith must be around 95-100 years old

    • @michaelconnors7668
      @michaelconnors7668 3 года назад +3

      @@robertagren9360 That was the publication date of the edition I used. Sorry for the confusion.

    • @jimmypenrose1401
      @jimmypenrose1401 3 года назад +5

      And in those ruins Georg Neumann created what is still considered today to be one of the finest microphones ever made: The U-47.

  • @RTOneZer0
    @RTOneZer0 3 года назад +26

    "Even in darkness I can see your lies!"
    That's powerful.

  • @gengarzilla1685
    @gengarzilla1685 3 года назад +114

    After 76 years of being bombed by the Soviets, it's a wonder the bunker still has power or fuel at all.

  • @watcher1258
    @watcher1258 3 года назад +179

    Love how Hiller said he couldn't look for Berlin in the dark & was told even the sun couldn't help him.
    Also Hiller not taking responsibility for the crisis. Reminds me of way too many politicians 😅

    • @professord1522
      @professord1522 3 года назад +23

      Not taking responsibility for the crises he creates is the hallmark of the Biden Presidency.

    • @gb18407
      @gb18407 3 года назад +20

      @@professord1522 and the current Australian prime minister

    • @oliverreedslovechild
      @oliverreedslovechild 3 года назад +9

      @@gb18407 As well as Boris Johnson the UK fuckwit in chief

    • @klown463
      @klown463 3 года назад +21

      IRL Germany really did have a fuel crisis and his general’s were in fact responsible for not taking more fuel in the Urals and North Africa so this is probably the most accurate Hitler rant to date lol

    • @monsieurdubitatif8567
      @monsieurdubitatif8567 2 года назад +8

      and lets not forget trudeau, the real man's man.. lol

  • @EyeStorrm
    @EyeStorrm 3 года назад +46

    I like how Dr. Skeletor remains blindly loyal to the Failure. 😂

    • @janne9034
      @janne9034 2 года назад +11

      I like how everyone rolls their eyes when Göbbels talks, even Adolf.

  • @stryfe7467
    @stryfe7467 3 года назад +149

    Considering how der Failüre runs the Reich, this was inevitable as Thanos

    • @cosmicleo3671
      @cosmicleo3671 3 года назад +11

      Der Failüre: I am inevitable.
      Fegelein: And I am the Antic Master.

  • @tuchjay
    @tuchjay 3 года назад +24

    After all these years, HRP is still comedy gold. Love it!

  • @nogod7184
    @nogod7184 3 года назад +38

    This should be double fun for people who speak German and English. The conversation and the subtitles are world apart.

    • @chuckbuckbobuck
      @chuckbuckbobuck 2 года назад

      Yes what little high school German I remember differed quite greatly from rhe doctored subtitles. What a hoot!

  • @AnkaraMessi-p8g
    @AnkaraMessi-p8g 3 года назад +16

    It's breathtaking that the quality of these videos have been increasing overtime and this has been going on for more than a decade.

  • @nethuanoj8003
    @nethuanoj8003 3 года назад +29

    My fish fears the darkness 😂😂

  • @zaynevanday142
    @zaynevanday142 3 года назад +32

    I’m pissing myself laughing ….those little switch noises 😂

    • @Mark-uv6sm
      @Mark-uv6sm 2 года назад

      Yes I had to change my adult diaper, so funny indeed.

  • @ayanforever
    @ayanforever 3 года назад +12

    4:04 "You're wrong my Fuhrer"
    5:24 "Wenk will come"
    The most german english! 😄

  • @j1233191
    @j1233191 3 года назад +30

    I really loved this, this is one of your greatest parodies so far! 👍

  • @nycot107
    @nycot107 3 года назад +6

    Hitler doesn't need an army to fart into the wind turbines, he has Goring

  • @gabrielbalbec883
    @gabrielbalbec883 2 года назад +5

    I think this is my favorite Hitler rants parody so far. The Speer - Eva Braun dialogue 'are you going yo Space ?' 'yes, i am' is absolutely surreal.

  • @movieshortssociety
    @movieshortssociety 3 года назад +66

    These skits are totally funny, but we have to take one moment to apreciate the actor playing Hitler.

    • @mikel4879
      @mikel4879 2 года назад +3

      Gabriel / Yes, he was perfect in the movie.

    • @The_DuMont_Network
      @The_DuMont_Network 2 года назад +5

      He absolutely OWNED that role. Brilliant.

  • @karlfontanari2169
    @karlfontanari2169 3 года назад +15

    Brilliant and really cracked me up getting the troops to fart in front of the wind turbines ;-)

  • @alexmason3602
    @alexmason3602 3 года назад +42

    I honestly think In 2050 people will still be using this clip for memes😂

    • @whitezombie10
      @whitezombie10 3 года назад +3

      This is the thousand years meme

  • @allarkuus7661
    @allarkuus7661 2 года назад +10

    Best parts are "What happened to wind power??" And "we mostly produce dirty energy"
    Well placed 👌

    • @erikthenorviking8251
      @erikthenorviking8251 Год назад

      Wind power and Dirty energy... They could've hooked 'dolfy' s arse up to the gas mains. Proem solved. .

  • @joawash
    @joawash 3 года назад +8

    Thank you for your creativity and dedication to these hilarious parodies.

  • @blutto43
    @blutto43 3 года назад +6

    This is one of the very best Hitler reacts videos. Great work.

  • @needham831
    @needham831 3 года назад +116

    This is the best satire of how things are in the UK right now. You have to laugh or you'd cry!😢😂

    • @sirloin8745
      @sirloin8745 3 года назад

      Try this too though?
      ruclips.net/video/PLITXTXBS1s/видео.html

    • @Scrat335
      @Scrat335 3 года назад +1

      I feel for Britain. Hopefully I can visit Liverpool soon.

    • @christianvega12341
      @christianvega12341 3 года назад +3

      Same here in puerto rico. But instead of the fuel, is the power plant. The goverment of puerto rico didn't give the maintance the power plant need.

    • @lifeisastruggle5517
      @lifeisastruggle5517 2 года назад

      in Sweden too and even in Germany and many other countries. this Green New Deal will will cause many nations to experience energy crises.

    • @charlescarabott7692
      @charlescarabott7692 2 года назад +3

      Not just the UK but the entire EU as well

  • @klown463
    @klown463 3 года назад +7

    Unironically the most realistic Fuher rant parody of all time

  • @mrsmith4662
    @mrsmith4662 3 года назад +7

    All credit to you guys making this stuff. This is brilliant - haven't laughed so much in ages. And with any good humour, there's some truth in what's being said.

  • @DeathOnSernpidal
    @DeathOnSernpidal 3 года назад +12

    How terrible for poor Burgdorf that delivery of his booze was delayed. He can't live without his booze.

  • @cloudyday1617
    @cloudyday1617 2 года назад +4

    2:09 i can hear "Garbage!" 😂

  • @Catharguy
    @Catharguy 3 года назад +23

    Nothing changes except the fact that our fuel shortages could have been avoided in 2021.

    • @MrChewbone69
      @MrChewbone69 2 года назад

      they could have been avoided on Nov. 4 2016..

  • @gb18407
    @gb18407 3 года назад +30

    I'm sure it's Mussolini's spinning hand of theft that stole all the fuel tankers🤣

    • @robertagren9360
      @robertagren9360 3 года назад +1

      The majority of all tank losses are from encounters with the borders in the eastern front where most casualties were made by bad intel. It was common that reports of theses losses of tanks were never reported since it was considered a human error of the tank driver and crew.

    • @sadness3337
      @sadness3337 2 года назад +1

      I am sure his spinning hand will power the tuebines

  • @jordanc.3405
    @jordanc.3405 3 года назад +22

    Hitler must be having problems trying to find JET Petrol Gas Stations in Berlin with this parody!!🤣😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @samwalker3441
    @samwalker3441 3 года назад +3

    Brilliant. Just brilliant. One of your best ones.

  • @Erick-ev5zt
    @Erick-ev5zt 2 года назад +6

    This is the first time I laughed so hard since school days. Now that I'm old, I never thought Hitler would be funny as hell!

  • @MATFarm22
    @MATFarm22 3 года назад +27

    You know things went bad whenever Dolfy rants about it :D

  • @CK-oe8cf
    @CK-oe8cf 2 года назад +1

    "My situation is worse. My pet fears the dark." :-D

  • @johngibson2884
    @johngibson2884 3 года назад +5

    6:50 Der Fuhrer:" I thought REICH.ON was becoming a green energy producer."
    REICH.ON : " no we mostly produce dirty energy"😅

  • @TheUrobolos
    @TheUrobolos 3 года назад +13

    Really like this "crisis" video series. Really suits all the movie scenes and dialogues, as Berlin 1945 was indeed a crisis situation

  • @Matthew-he3jw
    @Matthew-he3jw 2 года назад +2

    @Hitler Rants Parodies This is absolutely brilliant 🤣🤣🤣 possibly the best you've ever done. There's potential for a couple of sequels, maybe a series.

  • @pabloheinpereirastolle1887
    @pabloheinpereirastolle1887 3 года назад +2

    Isn't there a 'RUclips nomination for the best parody of 2021? Great one! Thanks!

  • @Meiledora
    @Meiledora 3 года назад +23

    Minoa? The lost civilization based around the Ancient Greek Islands? Oh my! If only the Failüre can master an entire civilization itself than his Reich can muster. And yet, they can’t even find Berlin.

  • @DrillimationSystems
    @DrillimationSystems 3 года назад +6

    This parody came just a few weeks after I suffered multiple power outages that lasted 8 - 12 hours.

  • @MikuFan3931
    @MikuFan3931 Год назад +1

    2:08 That’s the best one. 😂

  • @winterwonderwasteland
    @winterwonderwasteland 2 года назад +5

    Hitler's immediate reaction when the power goes out is absolutely priceless

  • @iknowaboutroaches8078
    @iknowaboutroaches8078 3 года назад +18

    You could quite easily replace the fuhrer with Boris…lol…

  • @TF2Scout..
    @TF2Scout.. 2 года назад +2

    This is one of my favorite episodes.

  • @joanmelnick1704
    @joanmelnick1704 3 года назад +2

    Absolutely love the multiple lights out. LMAO! 🤣💡

  • @majordisappointment8692
    @majordisappointment8692 2 года назад

    Guy this is the funniest video everytime the power goes out Mr. Hilter see what i did there misspelled intentionally lol he flies off into a rant. Thanks you made my day.

  • @sureshrajbalaraman7917
    @sureshrajbalaraman7917 3 года назад +2

    This was the best one yet! Brilliant!!

  • @BillyNoMates1974
    @BillyNoMates1974 3 года назад +2

    this has got to be the best parody
    great work guys

  • @meeeka
    @meeeka 2 года назад +1

    Three years before the Islamic Revolution in Iran, they were having a major energy crisis in Tehran. The engineers of the national power company, Tavanir, used to play games or draw straws to decide whose turn it was to choose the neighborhoods to switch off. And most times, the married men would turn off the neighborhoods of their in-laws; unmarried men? the neighborhoods of old girlfriends. Or past bosses. My friend at the time who worked there would regale me daily with the stories.

  • @OmegaForte
    @OmegaForte 3 года назад +4

    "During power cuts, I feel like I'm in space."
    I'm dead

  • @marcusfranconium3392
    @marcusfranconium3392 3 года назад +6

    16 years on and never gets old

  • @kenshaw1964
    @kenshaw1964 3 года назад +49

    God this is a perfect parity of the Biden admistration,love this shit...lol

  • @The_DuMont_Network
    @The_DuMont_Network 2 года назад +1

    All these times and these keep appearing. And NEVER get old. My laugh of the day.

  • @drgeoffangel5422
    @drgeoffangel5422 3 года назад +1

    Effing marvelous!! LOL funny thank you ,just when you thought you couldn't do any more, that it was all done, along comes a new gem!! thank you

  • @qui-si-sana
    @qui-si-sana 2 года назад +1

    Hilarious...I had to pause to catch my breath...I was choking from laughter

  • @seattlesix
    @seattlesix 3 года назад +12

    My green credentials 😂 I’ve heard this before

  • @Xiangling.24
    @Xiangling.24 2 года назад

    The ones that get me the most is the unintentional misheard Englishes in this parodies

  • @KaushikMajumdarKopiteForever
    @KaushikMajumdarKopiteForever 3 года назад +4

    I laughed my head off hilarious!!!!

  • @ianmalcolm3215
    @ianmalcolm3215 2 года назад

    Great stuff again, nice little gem that made me laugh. At 2.01 "Ah Mohnke, report". After giving a dire report Hitler comes out with "It will be resolved my dear Mohnkey"

  • @upcastthunder35
    @upcastthunder35 3 года назад +11

    Hitler going green is interesting

  • @angloaust1575
    @angloaust1575 2 года назад +2

    The germans also used horse transport
    Also in battle of bulge fuel depots
    Were prime objectives!

  • @kennyrester1032
    @kennyrester1032 2 года назад +1

    This is awesome.Can't laughing.The actors you have are fantastic.This actor playing hitler is perfect.Thanks

    • @BillSikes.
      @BillSikes. 2 года назад

      These clips are taken from a genuine film called "Downfall" it's a brilliant film, released about 20 years ago, its about Hitlers last few days in his bunker

    • @kennyrester1032
      @kennyrester1032 2 года назад

      Thanks for the info. Really enjoy these guy's.Will look up the film,take a look at it.

  • @stunnerj73
    @stunnerj73 3 года назад +2

    Man I love these videos

  • @zaynevanday142
    @zaynevanday142 3 года назад +3

    I can’t help myself I keep getting drawn back to watching this one 😂 😂 😂

  • @kylevidetto1115
    @kylevidetto1115 Год назад +1

    To an extent, parts of this parody actually did get mentioned in the real movie, though it was about distant German fuel centers that the Russians had already sabotaged along the way to reaching Berlin in the film's present time. Such amazing connections!

  • @SeamlessShelf35
    @SeamlessShelf35 3 года назад +15

    This is a bit funny, but it’s actually true.

  • @strenesperu9956
    @strenesperu9956 3 года назад +9

    Andddd this is why you should buy a candle or a torch

    • @mikelastname1220
      @mikelastname1220 3 года назад

      A torch? You must be from England. I find it always amusing when I see you say torch instead of flashlight, and I reckon you think us Americans are silly for not saying torch! In our heads, to say torch makes it sound so cave man like, carrying fire on a stick. We can't visualize a flashlight from that, but we see people trying to storm Dracula's castle. :) Rule Britannia! From your American cousins.

    • @strenesperu9956
      @strenesperu9956 3 года назад +1

      @@mikelastname1220 no, i'm Peruvian, but I learned british english

    • @mikelastname1220
      @mikelastname1220 3 года назад

      @@strenesperu9956 Ha!!! Well, I guess it all still makes sense to you. That torch always made me laugh. We thought the Brits were carrying a big stick on fire and then one day I learned it meant a flashlight! I don't think it is wrong, but just funny to me. You sure write English well. I can speak some German but nowhere as good as you do English. I'm an Italian American. Grandfather came from Italy and married a Cherokee Indian woman here. I live in Kentucky and she was from North Georgia. I may be related to you through some kind of "traveling Indians" and their DNA! Haaaaaaa! The best to you!

    • @strenesperu9956
      @strenesperu9956 3 года назад

      @@mikelastname1220 Thanks. Same to You sir.

  • @superyamky
    @superyamky 3 года назад +8

    I knew it was Fengelien's group who had stolen the fuel

  • @shashwatsinha2704
    @shashwatsinha2704 3 года назад +5

    This is a masterpiece. A lot of hard work must've been put into it. Great job man!

  • @jefferydraper4019
    @jefferydraper4019 3 года назад +3

    The blackouts are killing me.

  • @Ozziemick
    @Ozziemick 3 года назад +3

    Very good and funny..😎👌 I’m waiting for a scene where all his bunker generals starts farting all inside the bunker. Then Dolfy will lose it to a record high level, while complaining about the farts and smelly rooms.

  • @davidjohnpalawar5986
    @davidjohnpalawar5986 3 года назад +3

    This is the most hilarious hitler rant parody 😅😂

  • @spencerhicks3927
    @spencerhicks3927 3 года назад +2

    This channel has replaced the media as my news outlet😂

  • @colinsmith3217
    @colinsmith3217 2 года назад

    Brilliant I’m struggling to read the subtitles for laughing 😂 superb

  • @scottf7081
    @scottf7081 2 года назад

    Good work thank you so much 😊

  • @roxy5588
    @roxy5588 2 года назад +1

    Everytime the power went out I died!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

  • @hexbinoban6170
    @hexbinoban6170 3 года назад +1

    LoL, he can't see his precious map.

  • @triplestar100
    @triplestar100 3 года назад +9

    ...and in this short, all of a sudden 1945's Germany had become current Dominican Republic, which had been like this since 1985! I should know... I'm from over there! (in case y'all ask how's my English so good: I was raised here since adolescence.)

  • @Ephraim225
    @Ephraim225 3 года назад +5

    7:22 wait a minute, power goes out but the phone is still fine???

    • @buyerbware25
      @buyerbware25 2 года назад +3

      Nazis never got an atom bomb, but had phones without electricity in the 1940s. 😆

    • @LopezAlabama
      @LopezAlabama 4 месяца назад

      Landline phones can actually still work even during a power outage!

  • @grahamking1036
    @grahamking1036 2 года назад +2

    The level of rage is hilarious.

  • @fletch4813
    @fletch4813 2 года назад

    Best writing yet. Well done.

  • @timhart3302
    @timhart3302 2 года назад +2

    They couldn't be hitting the nail on the head than comparing the idiotic goings on in the present day White House scenario. I'd venture to say it's an exact replication.

  • @andyharman3022
    @andyharman3022 2 года назад +2

    As far as I can recall, the screen going black has never been used for comedy before. The timing is masterful.

  • @uktravel8341
    @uktravel8341 3 года назад

    Thanks for posting.

  • @danmccarron0
    @danmccarron0 3 года назад +1

    These get better and better year after year...subtitles have gotten very elaborate and even convincing if you don't speak German. Problem is that I know German well enough to understand everything they say and I can't read these particular subtitles with the audio on without getting "thrown off" because they require more "brainpower" to process, and when they talk it pulls your thoughts away from it in a completely different direction (i.e. the movie).
    When they were dumb and goofy (like "Hitler is pissed about powerlifting" and such) it was much easier to separate "fact from fiction" because it was simple and over-the-top nonsense which you could process together. Unfortunately, this isn't as funny with the sound off because it negates the creativity in making it "look" like that is possibly what they said, because it's pretty well done. LOL

  • @RMS-Titanic1912.
    @RMS-Titanic1912. 3 года назад +5

    Fuel The nightmare Of Boris Bommerson

  • @vishveshtadsare3160
    @vishveshtadsare3160 2 года назад +1

    'even with sunlight you will not be able to find Berlin' epic

  • @krisfrederick5001
    @krisfrederick5001 3 года назад +3

    One of the greatest World War 2 movies of all time...and it gets to be funny. Bonus

  • @pizzaplanettruck9761
    @pizzaplanettruck9761 2 года назад +1

    Parody idea: Hitler gets interrupted by power cuts.

  • @albert9784
    @albert9784 3 года назад +3

    Boris will bite the duster

  • @Atopico8
    @Atopico8 3 года назад +3

    Nice parody.

  • @quantomic1106
    @quantomic1106 2 года назад +1

    At least Hitler didn't blame the Soviets for the fuel shortage.