Prolly cuz it’s the 2nd channel? I’ve gotten every notification from this channel, the main I get probably every other one or so maybe a lil less then that.
Fr they treat it like fucking hard drugs when in reality the only legal drugs in Texas are alcohol and tobacco, which have killed MILLIONS, yet our leaders are still “reefer madness”
Gob you gotta make this a series and just rate states you've lived at or places you've visited even if not often I'd be so nice to have a lil series for this channel
ngl moving from washington state, that's the first thing I noticed. other than nobody using their fucking turn signals and constantly merging into the wrong lane when turning, people generally seem to leave a lot more space than other major cities and the driving problems are more issues of complacency than aggression. since moving to austin last year, I've had drivers give me courtesies I didn't even know existed. I think people who grew up in texas just see the negative driving more, but if you ever go to california, NY, washington, illinois, etc. you might appreciate texas drivers a bit more
the dallas legal thca scene is wild i hope this improves the culture. i see it even in small rural smoke shops and quality varies by extraction and grow. stay safe and responsible y’all 🤠
Gobs im mostly sober now cause i got a "real job" that drug tests but i was watching ur shit in HS and college and ts always had me vibing when i wasnt hanging with friends just smoking in my apartment blowing through essays delivering pizza and this vid brought me back just wanted to say thank you made my life better
Not that I have any kind of insight on creating content, but this is the kind of stuff I’d love to see goblin transition into. He’s got stories for everything, but most come from his youth and will eventually be told but this typa content is non-perishable. Just observational stonerisms it’s almost intellectual.
Lemme tell u something Gob, next time ur in Dallas you need to go to Terry Black’s BBQ. Best Brisket and Beef Ribs I’ve ever had. Good nighttime scene down there too.
Leander Texas police are really chill about weed from my experience my student resource officer walked in on me smoking a cart in the bathroom and didn’t give two shits
I’m from Texas bro, you honestly didn’t have to do all that, just smoke where you want, you were just paranoid lol we smoke in the car, the sidewalk, in front of the corner store, walking down the street 😂
U gotta go to Austin/San Antonio. More relaxing to smoke and the river walk is a vibe. DFW is mainly suburbs and businesses. Houston is a decent mix of everything.
@@norboru7204 That shits funny as hell those companies call themselves cbd companies while only having thc, not gonna look good when they actually start fixing the laws
Goblin as a native Dallas Texas man we smoke weed like it legal and if u get caught wit it they throw it in tha trash unless it’s more than 4 zips relax my G
Lmaoooo, I went to Texas from Pa in like 2019, I brought my gravity bong thru tsa, they literally shut that shit down in pa but they let me thru after I said it was for cbd use, bro the whole like area just fucking reeked it was not a good look but I made it thru, and in Texas they didn’t even really check that thoroughly so it wasn’t a big deal. I think I forgot I had my PlayStation with my gravity bong, I had all in my carry on, and I knew if I took out my PlayStation the whole area was gonna reek, when they do the carry on check thru the lil scanner, you’re supposed to even take out your keys everything, all your electronics, but I knew my gravity bong was in with my PlayStation so I was just like fuck it I just let my PlayStation go thru go thru the scanner. They prolly thought I had a bomb now that I think about it lmaoooooooooo, plus I’m half Pakistani, you can just tell by name so prolly wasn’t a good loook lmaoooooooooooooo. But they took out everything our the whole area reeked it was obviously weed but I was like nah it’s for cbd, I was like do you need to see the cbd I brought with me and she was like no you’re all good and they just let me thru. Like honestly has to be one of my crazier stories. Then I landed and had a Xanax script ready to go in Texas, good times
"Respectful Drivers" is wild I haven't drove in texas but I have rode through the place. Its the only place where they have the highest speed limit highway in the ENTIRE country and people still pass you left and right because god forbid 85 miles an hour be good enough.
I remember the highways in Dallas being crazy big and spread out, but at least that traffic moved. You'd like ATL, is it the most smoke friendly city in the South hands down. Unfortunaely here tho the traffic does not move and people get road rage and have unregistered firearms..
Great Texas review gobby. I’m in OKC and you’re crazy for smoking out by Highland Park that’s too nice over there to be doing all that lmao ! They gonna fry ur ass up
I’m from Dallas brother and let me say a few things, yes the Mavs are the fucking shit, our pride and joy rn (besides the rangers but technically they Arlington) yes it weird af to smoke in public, people do not care for around here but it’s chill to smoke at home or your usual spot, I have every day for 11 years here. And the traffic thing is way off, plp drive like shit here, you must have had a good day on the roads here which is so rareeee Lmaoo The city seeming like a ghost town is very true, it super weirdly. Except on the weekends and at night it gets Livley af lmao glad you came to our city and we will always love to have ya back Gotta say you gotta go to San Antonio and the river walk
Trying to be a stoner here sucks man😭 all we got is sketchy plugs or farm bill alternatives and if you gon smoke here, its gotta be in the place your stayin or sketch spots unless your willing to go for a big drive to find a good one💀
As a Texan Im happy with an 8/10 I don’t smoke but it should be legal here also maybe try going to a smaller town like Abilene or San Angelo with like 100k-150k ppl Dallas is too big for me but I also like San Antonio Latino women everywhere the Alamo is there u got a mix of Mexican and Texas food Tex mex food is where it’s at
My sister spent 3 days in jail for having a roach in the ashtray of the uhaul she was driving...and the Houston airport is the biggest bar I've ever seen.
Best burger at whataburger is the patty melt add bacon shit is god tier but glad u enjoyed ur trip gobby hope to see you and the boys do a meetup next time yall come around 🤠
Sorry I’m late but, I haven’t even watched the video yet as I’m writing this but as a California born stoner that moved to Texas: There’s words I can’t say on a yt comment that describe the tree laws out here, it’s so damn aggravating to say the least, the paranoia you get picking up or driving with it is so unnecessary and gut wrenching🙃 I used to walk to school smoking a blunt now I’m too scared to even smoke on my front porch (I had a close call with that) Every singe plug advertises as having “Cali bud” EVERY SINGLE ONE. I won’t lie, 2 of my guys do have nice shit that gets you right so if you find the right person, you’ll get some good quality. Prices suck, I was getting an ounce of some fireeee for 60 back home and I’m paying 120 atleast for one out here🫠 All and all I’ve been out here since August and I’m moving back to socal in 3 months cause Texas just ain’t the place for me😂💯 (Everything said in this comment was said for entertainment purposes and should not be taken seriously)
As a Texan and also a stoner I would strongly recommend moving or visiting a bordering town with Oklahoma weed is more accessible and higher quality and more acceptable by the towns folk
As a st Louisiana thank you for shouting out our rather unknown barbecue but goblin the best ribs in Texas are gonna be in San Antonio go there for ribs and if u come back to St. Louis come during 4/20 for 4/20 on the loop and try salt and smoke
they don’t call Houston the wild, wild west for nothing. Once I was in Houston, and thought I was doing molly but instead found out it was mëth. Couldn’t sleep for 24 hours straight.
Next time, if you ever come back down here to Texas, go check out Waco and go check out the Dr Pepper Museum over there. If you love Dr Pepper Gobby, you will LOVE the museum. You can even sample some of their stuff over there. 👌
Lived in Texas for all my life, past 3 years ive lived in New Mexico i dont regret it. I love Texas but i also love being able to grow my own weed and not go to jail.
You gotta come down to Houston and sip lean and look around the city at the top of a parking garage at night while smoking. It’s honestly a different experience
I hope yall enjoy! This is my official review of Texas.
I love you goblinnn💙💙💙💙
Hi how's it going watching from Broomfield Colorado I love Texas I have family from there
Nebraska review when?
My man goblin it sounds like you went to DICKIES BBQ PIT
Same here
First algorithm video I've been fed by you in forever
Prolly cuz it’s the 2nd channel? I’ve gotten every notification from this channel, the main I get probably every other one or so maybe a lil less then that.
Same wtf
Facts I have to search for his shit
Same lol I was tripped out seeing this on my homepage
YES THE ALGORITHM IS WORKING AGAIN
bro weed is aight but getting caught with thc pens is like getting caught with fent
Make it make sense 🤦♂️
Fr they treat it like fucking hard drugs when in reality the only legal drugs in Texas are alcohol and tobacco, which have killed MILLIONS, yet our leaders are still “reefer madness”
if you only have one its probably not worth their time to test if its illegal. so many people have delta 8 & thc-p and stuff that they can never tell.
a dab you mean?
I’m sayin I got caught wit tha ts got a felony for tha bs🤦♂️😭
Gob you gotta make this a series and just rate states you've lived at or places you've visited even if not often I'd be so nice to have a lil series for this channel
💯 man. I enjoyed this one a lot
PLZ
"if that brisket was on the desk, I'd fuck it"-Goblin 2024
Cream of brisket 😩
😭😭😭😭😭😭
Relatable
I read your comment while he said it and holy fucking shit😭😭😭
“People drive very respectfully in Texas” LMAO
Lol
You know gob is an absolute menace if he says people are respectful when driving
@@ericdeleon1615 lmao fr
ngl moving from washington state, that's the first thing I noticed. other than nobody using their fucking turn signals and constantly merging into the wrong lane when turning, people generally seem to leave a lot more space than other major cities and the driving problems are more issues of complacency than aggression. since moving to austin last year, I've had drivers give me courtesies I didn't even know existed. I think people who grew up in texas just see the negative driving more, but if you ever go to california, NY, washington, illinois, etc. you might appreciate texas drivers a bit more
@@Sarcastitonea yah Midwest is bad but at l say they got speeders
the dallas legal thca scene is wild i hope this improves the culture. i see it even in small rural smoke shops and quality varies by extraction and grow. stay safe and responsible y’all 🤠
Damn my state gets an entire review let’s goooo😂😂🔥
My thoughts exactly lol
this rookie shi dawg i live in florida 😭😭😭
Lol fr
ongggg😂 he was pretty accurate with everything too in 36 hours 🤣
@@ashniles4280bruh isn’t weed legal there tho
Father walks it to the entire brisket explanation, looks at me like I’m a disappointment, and leaves.
Ur dad is not a true barbecue enjoyer if he wouldn't oil up the brisket and give it some rough backshots
@@elonmusknews9652beastiality 😭😭
“The brisket was sexual” 😭😭
As a dfw native this video is 100% valid. Smoking in public is like a damn horror movie but aye at least we got hella guns🤠
Ay shouts out from the 214 my texas brother 💪
Come to Oklahoma we got all the same guns plus weed👍
im from dallas too n ian never had problems wit it. Might be what part of dallas im at doe.
@@Cohen-m2k nah I felt that, I live mostly the Arlington-FW area and they be tweaking about the grass
214 gotta be the worst place to be a stoner, evidence: my pfp
Didnt even know I was subbed to the second channel but when gobby uploads its always hoot
I didn’t either 😭 guess we were just too high when we subbed 🤷🏻♂️😂
as a dfw native i’ve never been so proud of you in my life goblin you ordered the perfect meal im lost for words rn and tbh DFW is better than houston
Did Gob really put banjo music at the end? 😂😂😂 as a Texan, I approve 😅
As a native Texan I approve of this message.
WE GETTING RECOMMENDED WITH THIS ONE
Should upload here more, got recommended this joint on my main feed lmao
7:49 that lil brisket rant wtfff 🤣🤣
Gobs im mostly sober now cause i got a "real job" that drug tests but i was watching ur shit in HS and college and ts always had me vibing when i wasnt hanging with friends just smoking in my apartment blowing through essays delivering pizza and this vid brought me back just wanted to say thank you made my life better
I miss Texas 😢 I live in Arizona now! But I miss going to the rivers and seeing the wild peacocks and deer 🦌
Love these types of videos, honest opinion on hilarious topics.
That brisket bit got real dark real quick
dude ive been waking up vomiting and falling back asleep for like 18 hours straight and this video is a godsend bro
Hope you're not dying
same
@@Tehflamflambro😭
yo u dead?
fellas i made it, ima alive, have a new vic script too bb
as a stoner that just moved to texas the laws are crazy and i’ve never seen a better take on whataburger that is so spot on
Laws here are up for argument meaning it's lawless
The background music at the end of the video💀💀💀💀
Not that I have any kind of insight on creating content, but this is the kind of stuff I’d love to see goblin transition into. He’s got stories for everything, but most come from his youth and will eventually be told but this typa content is non-perishable. Just observational stonerisms it’s almost intellectual.
Not intellectual more literary, video essay type shit
Lemme tell u something Gob, next time ur in Dallas you need to go to Terry Black’s BBQ. Best Brisket and Beef Ribs I’ve ever had. Good nighttime scene down there too.
nah fr Terry Blacks the real deal shit slaps every time
Leander Texas police are really chill about weed from my experience my student resource officer walked in on me smoking a cart in the bathroom and didn’t give two shits
just finished rolling impeccable timing
i love the second chanel content the community definitely feels more closely knit
I’m from Texas bro, you honestly didn’t have to do all that, just smoke where you want, you were just paranoid lol we smoke in the car, the sidewalk, in front of the corner store, walking down the street 😂
Gob you should totally review Tennessee next! I was once arrested there for having half a G of weed.
Lmao I live in Texas and I can buy weed online at 17 they don’t id at all
@@cannabi0"weed"
The thing with dallas downtown is the city comes alive in the deep night and weekends 😂
U gotta go to Austin/San Antonio. More relaxing to smoke and the river walk is a vibe. DFW is mainly suburbs and businesses. Houston is a decent mix of everything.
Smoking in public is pretty common in SATX
Smoking the river walk is chill but can definitely be sus depending on what part you at
Usually when I visit San Antonio and walk down river walk or down town I always puff a on J like it’s legal😂
Its cause its decriminalized here in austin so they don’t really be trippin about it like dat
@@TexasBabyDee58 decriminalization is definitely not taking place in the state of Texas 😭
Video made me happy as a Texan gobby viewer!
Listening from central Maine at 7:30 AM and can’t stop getting hunger pains from gobby talking about TX BBQ
just packed a bowl i'm gobblin' for some good goblin content yeehaw
Green Cross CBD in Austin Texas has 40 strains of fire THCa flower in big ass jars!
@@norboru7204 That shits funny as hell those companies call themselves cbd companies while only having thc, not gonna look good when they actually start fixing the laws
Goblin as a native Dallas Texas man we smoke weed like it legal and if u get caught wit it they throw it in tha trash unless it’s more than 4 zips relax my G
Seeing you in H3cz vlog is crazy. Watching both of y’all for years
Goblin, you and Erick went to one of my local gun ranges. Kind of a yuppie range but they have full auto so its cool
Forget this video the last one is wild 🤣🤣🤣
I didn't even know you had a second channel.
Gobs a ride or die for Dr Pepper 😂😂😂
I haven’t tuned in to the videos in awhile good to hear the story with my bowl, and the things about my state 🤠!
Smoking in public in Texas is an art form. A skill you build up over years
I’ve never seen a non-Texan not hate Whataburger 😂 finally a man of culture
Best part about Texas is the gun laws let’s be for real, we have gun forums where we just sell each other guns 🤣🤣
i was about to say Goblin, if you disrespected Whataburger we we're gonna have some issues XD loved the video bro - true Texan here
@@blackveil3669 whataburger is lowkey mid if your not getting the special burgers, the fries aren’t very good
Lmaoooo, I went to Texas from Pa in like 2019, I brought my gravity bong thru tsa, they literally shut that shit down in pa but they let me thru after I said it was for cbd use, bro the whole like area just fucking reeked it was not a good look but I made it thru, and in Texas they didn’t even really check that thoroughly so it wasn’t a big deal. I think I forgot I had my PlayStation with my gravity bong, I had all in my carry on, and I knew if I took out my PlayStation the whole area was gonna reek, when they do the carry on check thru the lil scanner, you’re supposed to even take out your keys everything, all your electronics, but I knew my gravity bong was in with my PlayStation so I was just like fuck it I just let my PlayStation go thru go thru the scanner. They prolly thought I had a bomb now that I think about it lmaoooooooooo, plus I’m half Pakistani, you can just tell by name so prolly wasn’t a good loook lmaoooooooooooooo. But they took out everything our the whole area reeked it was obviously weed but I was like nah it’s for cbd, I was like do you need to see the cbd I brought with me and she was like no you’re all good and they just let me thru. Like honestly has to be one of my crazier stories. Then I landed and had a Xanax script ready to go in Texas, good times
"Respectful Drivers" is wild
I haven't drove in texas but I have rode through the place. Its the only place where they have the highest speed limit highway in the ENTIRE country and people still pass you left and right because god forbid 85 miles an hour be good enough.
Don’t be a left lane camper only reason to be there is to pass
@@Micahslooseearlobe left and right was an adage, we were in the right lane
Yeah Austin drivers are wild, but San Antonio drivers are even worse they’re feral bro
I remember the highways in Dallas being crazy big and spread out, but at least that traffic moved. You'd like ATL, is it the most smoke friendly city in the South hands down. Unfortunaely here tho the traffic does not move and people get road rage and have unregistered firearms..
goblin in my recommended lmao I love it keep up the good vibes dawg
Looks like the algorithm has blessed me with excellent Goblin content! As a Texan, I am happy that you liked it down here. 🤠
found your channels a few weeks ago and i've been BINGEING
Just for that Dr P comment you gotta make a soda tier list
Great Texas review gobby. I’m in OKC and you’re crazy for smoking out by Highland Park that’s too nice over there to be doing all that lmao ! They gonna fry ur ass up
7:55 probably one of the most out of pocket things i've heard in my life 😂
Three little brisket babies 💀
never would’ve thought goblin would do a review on tx
The banjo music fade in at the end sent me bro 😭😂
I’m from Dallas brother and let me say a few things, yes the Mavs are the fucking shit, our pride and joy rn (besides the rangers but technically they Arlington) yes it weird af to smoke in public, people do not care for around here but it’s chill to smoke at home or your usual spot, I have every day for 11 years here. And the traffic thing is way off, plp drive like shit here, you must have had a good day on the roads here which is so rareeee Lmaoo The city seeming like a ghost town is very true, it super weirdly. Except on the weekends and at night it gets Livley af lmao glad you came to our city and we will always love to have ya back Gotta say you gotta go to San Antonio and the river walk
Trying to be a stoner here sucks man😭 all we got is sketchy plugs or farm bill alternatives and if you gon smoke here, its gotta be in the place your stayin or sketch spots unless your willing to go for a big drive to find a good one💀
@@OdysseySynth thca all the way thru 😂 honestly fuck a plug whenever you can just order it online
First time the algo fed me one of your vids sense 2016
As a Texan Im happy with an 8/10 I don’t smoke but it should be legal here also maybe try going to a smaller town like Abilene or San Angelo with like 100k-150k ppl Dallas is too big for me but I also like San Antonio Latino women everywhere the Alamo is there u got a mix of Mexican and Texas food Tex mex food is where it’s at
The outro song getting louder and louder 😭😭
My sister spent 3 days in jail for having a roach in the ashtray of the uhaul she was driving...and the Houston airport is the biggest bar I've ever seen.
Best burger at whataburger is the patty melt add bacon shit is god tier but glad u enjoyed ur trip gobby hope to see you and the boys do a meetup next time yall come around 🤠
was not expecting this a whole review for the state I live in
“I visited for 36 hours”😂😂
I just stayed at the homewood suites in Dallas and me and my people’s were burnin constantly and no one seemed to give a shyt
Sorry I’m late but, I haven’t even watched the video yet as I’m writing this but as a California born stoner that moved to Texas:
There’s words I can’t say on a yt comment that describe the tree laws out here, it’s so damn aggravating to say the least, the paranoia you get picking up or driving with it is so unnecessary and gut wrenching🙃 I used to walk to school smoking a blunt now I’m too scared to even smoke on my front porch (I had a close call with that)
Every singe plug advertises as having “Cali bud” EVERY SINGLE ONE. I won’t lie, 2 of my guys do have nice shit that gets you right so if you find the right person, you’ll get some good quality.
Prices suck, I was getting an ounce of some fireeee for 60 back home and I’m paying 120 atleast for one out here🫠
All and all I’ve been out here since August and I’m moving back to socal in 3 months cause Texas just ain’t the place for me😂💯
(Everything said in this comment was said for entertainment purposes and should not be taken seriously)
As a Texan and also a stoner I would strongly recommend moving or visiting a bordering town with Oklahoma weed is more accessible and higher quality and more acceptable by the towns folk
@@soberdover3716 who gaf what the ppl around them think?
As a st Louisiana thank you for shouting out our rather unknown barbecue but goblin the best ribs in Texas are gonna be in San Antonio go there for ribs and if u come back to St. Louis come during 4/20 for 4/20 on the loop and try salt and smoke
Dayuuuuuuum I already know this ish bout to smack. Goated title lmaoo
Good vid Gob. As always ❤. You should also review countries outside from US in the future
Love from Texas bro and fr hopefully it’s legal soon
Well we all know who has to get voted out for that to happen.
As a born and raised Texan. You straight lyin about 90% of all this.
As a long time viewer from San Antonio Everything you speaking is fax😂💯
bro talking about the brisket has me dead lmao
they don’t call Houston the wild, wild west for nothing. Once I was in Houston, and thought I was doing molly but instead found out it was mëth. Couldn’t sleep for 24 hours straight.
Aye my man goblin speaking facts about the Dr but that shit be expensive af nowadays smh
consistent goblin is peaking my serotonin
As someone born and raised in dallas you got us nailed bro lmao although LA traffic must be fucked if you think we're respectful drivers😂
I have only driven through dallas twice but I was thinking the same thing, some wild shit happens when it hits 5pm
Bro no fucking way a 2nd channel upload let's go
gotta get the honey butter chicken strip sandwich from whataburger absolute classic
Holy ball knower. Those things slap so fucking hard
Next time, if you ever come back down here to Texas, go check out Waco and go check out the Dr Pepper Museum over there. If you love Dr Pepper Gobby, you will LOVE the museum. You can even sample some of their stuff over there. 👌
We got Whataburger in Arizona Goblin. Closer to cali and weeds legal, pro tip
This dude can really describe food in the perfect way to get a stoner foaming at the mouth with ravenous hunger.
Goblin we need a Nashville Tennessee review and then review all cities
Damn, I had to resubscribe (or is this a backup, & I missed it?). This is such a weird story to a Canadian like me.
As a Texan, barbecue Whataburgers and guns definitely does qualify you for this review
Goblin, come to Atlanta and review the city bruh. Our traffic is ass but you can smoke in public as long as you’re in the city and surrounding areas ✅
of course Gob is playing hell diver2. loving it.
Serious input here numbers 1-5 can be great for a good fill
He said that brisket could take the channel, thats why he uploaded it here. 😂😂
Lived in Texas for all my life, past 3 years ive lived in New Mexico i dont regret it. I love Texas but i also love being able to grow my own weed and not go to jail.
lived in texas just about my whole life too, I've visited nm and had their weed tho mannnn it's good
Coop’s bbq in Austin got some pressure
Something I’ve noticed about bbqs, they all have something they’re great at, most things are good and then an item they are SHIT at
You gotta come down to Houston and sip lean and look around the city at the top of a parking garage at night while smoking. It’s honestly a different experience
This was on my for you page thing . RUclips had this high up on it too.