MLM TOP FAILS #28 | This is creepy, working nonstop, being in an MLM gives you thick skin

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Комментарии • 539

  • @MKE_Mike
    @MKE_Mike 2 года назад +469

    As middle aged man who is often half naked and blurry even I have too much pride to participate in someone's MLM stream.

    • @IFBBProYeo
      @IFBBProYeo 2 года назад +6

      This is gold 👏👏👏

    • @agood1
      @agood1 2 года назад +1

      lol

    • @claudiastanescu2998
      @claudiastanescu2998 2 года назад +8

      I never comment on yt but this made me laugh so hard I couldn’t help myself. Best thing i’ve seen today 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @HolldollMcG
      @HolldollMcG Год назад +13

      I too am always blurry when mostly naked. My doctor prescribed a cream, but the oily huns say they they can cure me naturally and without chemicals.

    • @chaseohara4781
      @chaseohara4781 Год назад +2

      I am in love with this. Just like... What was the thought process behind this? I desperately need to know 😂

  • @maria-aquariusunbound
    @maria-aquariusunbound 2 года назад +493

    "I'm not a doctor, but I play one in an MLM." - an essential oil hun

  • @Cangi92
    @Cangi92 2 года назад +182

    This lady with her uncle in the speedo really just went the "pay me to stop" route huh?

  • @MelanieTheSuperHero
    @MelanieTheSuperHero 2 года назад +292

    I feel a special type of rage when MLMs target people with mental health issues and tell them not to listen to their doctors and buy their products instead. It’s so deeply disturbing, dangerous, and selfish.

    • @HannahAlonzo
      @HannahAlonzo  2 года назад +39

      100% agree. As someone who struggles with anxiety, that really bothers me too

    • @haven311
      @haven311 2 года назад +10

      HATE. HATE. HAAAAAAATE.

    • @victoriashevlin8587
      @victoriashevlin8587 2 года назад +12

      It should be illegal.

    • @leeprice133
      @leeprice133 2 года назад +9

      @@victoriashevlin8587 it actually is illegal in the UK, or at least is a (serious) breach of advertising regulations. The Code of Practice for advertisers in the UK states that "some medical conditions should only be referenced in ads if the advice, diagnosis, or treatment of that condition is to be carried out under the supervision of a suitably qualified health professional."
      The phrase 'some medical conditions' here refers to most potentially serious illnesses for which medical attention should be sought, including most, if not all, mental illnesses. Basically the only people who should be making claims about being able to treat mental illnesses are doctors, clinical psychologists and other approved mental health professionals, and even they should only be prescribing licensed and recognised treatments.

    • @michelleprieur1
      @michelleprieur1 Год назад +5

      Absolutely. Sorry I'm late to the party, just found this wonderful jewel. I'm a nurse and people like this are genuinely a danger. I can't count how many times I've seen and treated patients who tried to take their own lives after not getting help. I've seen people who have cancer being told not to get professional treatment. 🙄 It's almost as bad as anti vaxxers.

  • @Bjacqueline934
    @Bjacqueline934 2 года назад +75

    One of my favorite things about my 9-5 (I’m a baker so it’s actually 4-1) is that once I clock out I NEVER spend a single second thinking about my job. I never worry about it until I’m getting paid to. I couldn’t imagine living, breathing, and obsessing about making money 24/7.

    • @redlamb
      @redlamb Год назад +7

      ayy! I just switched from tutoring in public school to baking baguettes and pastries full time (3am-11am) and I agree, it’s a blessing to leave work at work. I couldn’t imagine never clocking out and calling it time freedom

  • @chaseohara4781
    @chaseohara4781 Год назад +41

    "Check in on your MLM friends, because they are not okay." - Hannah, 2021
    Just like... Quote of the decade there.

    • @hallo.kitteh13
      @hallo.kitteh13 3 месяца назад +1

      I loved that too! I almost commented with her same quote 😂

  • @KvDenko
    @KvDenko 2 года назад +72

    My favorite part "I didn't have goals..2 seconds later.. I've always been a goal oriented person"

    • @HannahAlonzo
      @HannahAlonzo  2 года назад +11

      OMG I didn’t catch that 😂😂

    • @KvDenko
      @KvDenko 2 года назад +1

      @@HannahAlonzo it's the one around the 18 minute mark, maybe a little before

    • @jennifergeorge7280
      @jennifergeorge7280 2 года назад

      Classic

  • @AllLifeIsTravesty
    @AllLifeIsTravesty 2 года назад +133

    6:44 _"And was told I would be mentally ill the rest of my life."_
    Okay, as someone who has been professionally psychiatrically diagnosed...I highly doubt that statement.
    Yes, many if not most mental illnesses are lifelong *but* never has any mental health professional told me that I'll be "mentally ill the rest of my life" or implied I was only a "diagnosis", that's not the language they ever use, at least not in my experience.
    They always talk about learning to cope and handle your illness, whether that's strictly through therapy or with the help of medication, and they *never ever* endorse that you will be "like this forever". There's _always_ room and hope for improvement and they push for that always.
    Maybe she encountered bad doctors, maybe she misinterpreted what they said, maybe she's lying. But to me what she's really pushing is the narrative not to trust "professionals", that they're making up your diagnosis to keep you doped up with "unnatural" meds or because they don't care. At least that's how it comes off imo.

    • @HannahAlonzo
      @HannahAlonzo  2 года назад +16

      Wow YES thank you for pointing that out! So so important.

    • @victoriashevlin8587
      @victoriashevlin8587 2 года назад +11

      These Huns have no idea what they're talking about. I have doubts about her stay as an inpatient- either it happened VERY differently to how she described, or even happened at all. If someone is highly depressed and has expressed serious su1cidal intent, the doctors wont pop them back out the door with a rubber stamped diagnosis of 'mentally I'll for the rest of my life '. 🙄
      Nothing she was saying actually lined up.
      She's a scammer. Her upline probably told her to drastically embellish a time when she was depressed. So she would have a tragic sob story,and be able to appear vulnerable and relatable.

    • @unkemptsnugglepepper
      @unkemptsnugglepepper 2 года назад +4

      Working in and being a consumer of mental health services, I agree.
      I mean, it's a big mess to remove a diagnosis. But you can be in recovery, where your meds are right and therapy is going well or in some cases, you have "graduated" from both. I've never been told that there isn't hope, that I will be a mess forever. I was always told that recovery would require therapy and meds and taking care of myself - eating well, exercise, sleep, avoiding drugs and alcohol.
      I saw a site that talked about alternative treatment for borderline. It listed the oils to calm when angry and such. But it never mentioned DBT, which is the most recommended therapy for that diagnosis. It mentioned music therapy and oils. (Music therapist are only licensed for music therapy, not talk therapy like an LCSW or LPC. No shade to the music therapist, but the programs I've seen don't go into a lot of detail in psychology outside of music's effect). I'm sorry, I don't see where oils can take away the fear of abandonment that sort of defines the illness.

    • @mael2039
      @mael2039 2 года назад +7

      Im not going to lie. I was sat down by my mental health professional that my personality disorder will never go away. But that there is very good treatment for it and that it can be very well managed and I won't struggle my entire life like I do now just because I've been diagnosed with something that won't go away. It's not curable but it's very much treatable. That's not the case for every psychiatric disorder or mental illness but it is for some and good psychiatrists will be honest with you and tell you what to expect.

    • @1976mcfarlane
      @1976mcfarlane 3 месяца назад +1

      My psychiatrist actually told me the same thing. Back in the 1990s often the mental health professionals would tell you that you will have your "chemical imbalance " for the rest of your life and most likely need to stay medicated indefinitely. I actually got very healthy, fixed my gut health and i broke out of the antidepressant rollercoaster in 2016. Been healthy ,happy and stable every since.

  • @annea.4173
    @annea.4173 5 месяцев назад +8

    That smoke detector squeak scared the crap out of my cat. LOL

    • @kendraprivratsky5182
      @kendraprivratsky5182 Месяц назад +1

      I had to rewind to make sure it was on the video and not my own haha

  • @lane6216
    @lane6216 2 года назад +179

    Based on being raised in a cult, here’s my two cents on why these people defend the MLM so heartily. Because their own outcome is tied to the MLM/cult/high control group. That’s what these groups do. They tie your own personality, goals, self-esteem, and more to them. So, the way you see them is the way you see yourself. They’re not truly defending the MLM, they’re defending their own choices. And, a lot of these people stay in these groups, bottom line, because they don’t want to admit they were so very wrong. It comes down to fear and pride. That’s why the MLM’s begin with your pain point. They link your vulnerability to themselves to trauma bond you to them. They love bomb you to strengthen that bond. They teach you that any criticism against them is really a threat to yourself. And, because you’re linked, you defend.

    • @HannahAlonzo
      @HannahAlonzo  2 года назад +34

      This is so beautifully written and I completely agree! ❤️

    • @th8257
      @th8257 2 года назад +6

      The psychologist, Dr Ramani, has recently made a video here on RUclips in which she comments on how MLMs have all the dynamics of narcissistic abusive relations. The flying monkeys, the love bombing, the future faking, the manipulation, the ostracizing if you don't comply.

  • @tcort
    @tcort 2 года назад +97

    I get that she’s talking about her personal mental health journey but for a business call she really needs to have a disclaimer in there about the oils not being proven to treat suicidal ideation. It would be terrible if someone feeling that way tried the oils and felt hopeless and unfixable when the oils didn’t work.

    • @HannahAlonzo
      @HannahAlonzo  2 года назад +11

      I completely agree! Very happy to hear about her mental health improving, but it’s not all thanks to oils and to imply that can be very dangerous 💔

  • @yolandaponkers1581
    @yolandaponkers1581 2 года назад +51

    I just can’t understand people trusting oils over legitimate, scientifically formulated and tested medical treatment. Imagine sincerely thinking that doctors know less than a woman who dropped out of college to sell lavender oil on Facebook.

    • @jennifergeorge7280
      @jennifergeorge7280 2 года назад

      Hahaha yes. Unfortunately blind trust in doctors can also lead you astray. Sometimes I've felt like my health journey with doctors was more like witchcraft than science. Try this med, try this med, try this med... Nothing worked. I've had medical doctors tell me I just had "bad luck". 😳

  • @jeanieolahful
    @jeanieolahful 2 года назад +30

    Her uncle was having WAY too much fun! Why would you think that would sell ANYTHING? That was difficult to watch. Yikes!

  • @stacyfakename
    @stacyfakename 2 года назад +18

    It's truly the boss babes who can't even change the battery in their fire alarm for me

  • @briannawright6460
    @briannawright6460 2 года назад +45

    Ironic that she said, “success is built on failure” sadly in the MLM model this is true. The “failures” of those who don’t do well pay for the success of others above them.

  • @awetistic5295
    @awetistic5295 2 года назад +17

    No, I'm not my diagnosis, but I still need medication and therapy for my mental health issues. If you have a heart attack, your not your heart attack either, but it needs treatment. All that essential oils would give me is a headache because I can't stand strong smells.

  • @Gingersnaps1978
    @Gingersnaps1978 2 года назад +63

    The phrase “hater” is one of the worst things to come about. It’s so glib and reductive. It over simplifies the criticism of structures and systems to the pettiness of an individual. I hate it SO much

    • @dqverify6797
      @dqverify6797 2 года назад +1

      Why are you such a hater about the word hater?

    • @cgreen399
      @cgreen399 2 года назад +3

      I agree! In my opinion when I hear the word being used I instantly think “oh there is someone that does not agree totally with everything I just said”. Yea, that’s how the world works!

    • @creatrixZBD
      @creatrixZBD 2 года назад

      Only because, like so many terms that have been turned around and mis-defined by the very people for whom those terms were made to describe, the word gets misused for the purposes of defensive, passive-aggressive gaslighting. “Karen” is another one, also “karma” etc. Huns take disingenuous to the nth degree 🙄

    • @FullMoonOctober
      @FullMoonOctober 2 года назад +1

      @@creatrixZBD No, no--the term was first pioneered by people wanting to dodge criticism and vilify those that spoke out against them. No changes or mis-definitions about it. Just look up the old South Park episode about it. Same energy from day one to now.

  • @sunnyscott4876
    @sunnyscott4876 2 года назад +77

    I am a 73 year old lady, college educated, Army veteran, military spouse.
    How did I make it all these years without once finding out about these or being approached by anyone in one?
    I am literally learning just now about them and it is fascinating. Wow!

    • @paulaeversole5936
      @paulaeversole5936 Год назад +8

      It’s all over the bases now. MLMs are portrayed as the best way for military wives for take their careers with them wherever they are stationed (at least that’s how it was around Marine Corps bases).

    • @Pen.nail.timate
      @Pen.nail.timate Год назад +4

      Avon and Mary Kay were the biggest MLM’s in the 80’s and 90’s

    • @didomilan1725
      @didomilan1725 3 месяца назад

      Tupperware?

    • @user-ho3cf2yh2c
      @user-ho3cf2yh2c Месяц назад

      I think you gave off some VERY INTELLIGENT / CONFIDENT WOMAN vibes, and no one dared to think you would be tempted !! MLM immune ! :)

  • @makeupwithsandra5801
    @makeupwithsandra5801 2 года назад +44

    🗣 If you feel depressed: please go see your doctor and have an open, honest conversation. They are here to help you. Unlike these predators

  • @yelmite_
    @yelmite_ 2 года назад +103

    DOWNLINE MEMBERS RISE UP

    • @HannahAlonzo
      @HannahAlonzo  2 года назад +9

      AJ 😂😂

    • @kristyrussell1748
      @kristyrussell1748 2 года назад +7

      Can we bonus buy?

    • @HannahAlonzo
      @HannahAlonzo  2 года назад +19

      You see, this is a productless pyramid scheme so all you have to do is recruit to rank up (like Monat Australia) 😂

    • @huntertainment2
      @huntertainment2 2 года назад +12

      How many spots are left I wonder? 🤔

    • @tcort
      @tcort 2 года назад +19

      I got in on day one, so I’m going to be one of the first to rank up. Such a life changing opportunity. #blessed #bossbabe

  • @Im_Laura_Jones
    @Im_Laura_Jones 2 года назад +37

    A friendly reminder from this mental health counselor- you (whoever you are) are a whole and beautiful person, and no amount of struggles or obstacles you might face is ever enough to take even one tiny piece of your intrinsic worth away from you. And please- enjoy that essential oil diffuser all day long, but also seek the services of ethical licensed professionals. That describes most of us- we can help and we WANT to! ❤️

    • @HannahAlonzo
      @HannahAlonzo  2 года назад +2

      I LOVE this Laura! Thank you!! 🥰

  • @allthatvrjazz
    @allthatvrjazz 2 месяца назад +2

    Hearing the reason behind the gemstone icons was hilarious. I didn't make that connection when i joined😂

  • @SelinaShaw
    @SelinaShaw 2 года назад +44

    OMG THANK YOU for pointing out the difference between "personal development" and "professional development." That grinds my gears every time!

  • @sarahdoanpeace3623
    @sarahdoanpeace3623 2 года назад +9

    “Time freedom is the freedom to work all the time” yep! That about sums it up!

  • @Darbae7
    @Darbae7 Год назад +9

    I have depression and anxiety and major mood swings. If I wasn’t prescribed my medication and instead given oils to smear on my body I would probably be dead or in a straight jacket in a padded room.

  • @Lisa85
    @Lisa85 2 года назад +38

    If I had to add "spice" to my mlm lives with having my mostly naked uncle interrupt I'd be flat broke. Self awareness mist be thrown out the window during mlm onboarding.

    • @HannahAlonzo
      @HannahAlonzo  2 года назад +5

      I really don’t understand who thought this was a good idea 😂

  • @courtneycrawford8120
    @courtneycrawford8120 2 года назад +14

    the gemstone rankings made me ugly laugh lmaooo

  • @AllLifeIsTravesty
    @AllLifeIsTravesty 2 года назад +23

    25:12 Ngl this "hater" sounds like someone who knows her and is desperately trying to reach her while also venting about their personal frustrations.

  • @bethanydouglas9514
    @bethanydouglas9514 2 года назад +6

    I am dying at the fact that when I heard the first two smoke alarm beeps, I wasn’t looking at my phone and thought it was in my own home. I paused the video to listen for the next beep to figure out which one it was, and then when it didn’t beep again I thought I was going crazy. I wasted so much time on that, and then got distracted with a task and didn’t play the rest of this video for hours. Only then to discover that the beep was part of the video. 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

  • @ozmathegreatand
    @ozmathegreatand 2 года назад +13

    If I hear the word “mindset” one more time… 😤

    • @haven311
      @haven311 2 года назад +2

      Didn't you know?! With the right mindset, you can do anything! I jumped off my roof and flapped my arms and believed really hard!! I had the right mindset to fly!! Boss baaaaaabe!
      ...The doctors say I'll be in traction for another 6 months. Haters.

    • @laurielynne2006
      @laurielynne2006 2 года назад

      The mindset of the CULT you are involved in 😂

  • @jackfeather5115
    @jackfeather5115 Год назад +2

    The pure comedy of trying to convince people you have a luxurious, lucrative lifestyle but not even having the time to record a clean video without notifs going off, without time running out, while you're in the car, with your KIDS in the car, or while you cant manage to change the batteries in your smoke alarm...it speaks for itself.

  • @davekaio5934
    @davekaio5934 2 года назад +26

    Now gurl you KNOW i normally love me a semi blurred half naked man in speedo's . But this? THIS?? Oh hellllll nooooo

    • @HannahAlonzo
      @HannahAlonzo  2 года назад +8

      Oh come on Dave! I put that clip in there just for you! You didn’t like it? 🥺

  • @verucasalt4535
    @verucasalt4535 4 месяца назад +2

    I honestly do not care what a person has to say when all I hear in the background is an obnoxious high pitched beeping sound from a smoke detector. It conveys laziness and it's rude to the people that come to watch your MLM pitch. Thank you for pointing it out & editing the noise out.

  • @WickedSunflower
    @WickedSunflower 2 года назад +20

    Not the merchandise, Uncle Larry…..NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THE MERCHANDISE. Even if I wanted crappy, tacky, contact dermatitis inducing costume jewelry, Uncle Larry’s demonstration kinda made me want to smash my iPad. Just….NO. 🤮🤮🤮

  • @missamelissa84
    @missamelissa84 2 года назад +85

    I just joined! Sooooo happy to be in your downline! You're the ultimate boss babe!
    Ack! Words I never thought I'd say BUT I am happy to support you and how respectfully you spread the word about how bad MLMs are!

    • @HannahAlonzo
      @HannahAlonzo  2 года назад +5

      Awww yay! Thanks for your support Melissa!! ❤️

  • @ME-tp8em
    @ME-tp8em 2 года назад +9

    The smoke detector 😱 how does one become so oblivious

  • @agentkurt
    @agentkurt 2 года назад +19

    My dog thanks you for editing out the smoke alarm chirp, she’s an anxious old gal and that first chirp had her concerned haha

  • @crye_o
    @crye_o 4 месяца назад +2

    Even with your warning for that Paparazzi Speedo clip I was nOT PREPARED

  • @minnime390
    @minnime390 Месяц назад +1

    The Monat rep talking about how you only have to spend an hour a day, but you really should spend a lot more than that really reminds me of the flair in Office Space!

  • @princesspeppermint007
    @princesspeppermint007 Год назад +1

    The whole “development” is also to remind you that you are not trying enough and there should be no reason you can’t make it up here.

  • @amberwolf5371
    @amberwolf5371 2 года назад +7

    I really hate when people use mental health to try and sell their MLM products. Especially as a replacement for medication. It is so dangerous. They really help stabilize my mood and make it so I can function throughout the day. When I forget to take my meds it is like a night and day difference. If I didn't have my meds there is a chance I wouldn't be here today. And the thought of someone trying to convince someone to buy their oils as a cure to their mental health is just so gross.

  • @raychul33
    @raychul33 2 года назад +7

    That first clip, omggg hahahah im dying.
    Eta: Wait! That’s her uncle?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @HannahAlonzo
      @HannahAlonzo  2 года назад +4

      Knowing that it's her uncle makes it 100x worse!!

  • @rachellee7735
    @rachellee7735 2 года назад +3

    Your face when he came into frame made my whole day

  • @sarahyount9927
    @sarahyount9927 2 года назад +11

    Using the fact that she “gets to” work at 1am “because of other time zones” as a selling point is the WEIRDEST thing to me. Like I am a night owl and often choose to work at night (I ACTUALLY have my own business) but I don’t do it all the time, and when I do it’s because I genuinely am in the mode and want to. I would never use it as a selling point for having your own business because it’s a me thing, it’s how I work best and when I think best, not the same for everyone and wouldn’t work for everyone depending on what they do for work.

  • @december108
    @december108 Год назад +9

    Hannah I am cracking up about your membership ranks, you clever girl. I've been binging you for weeks on end, I am literally addicted. Thanks for putting these out for us. Love your videos!

  • @MouserNerd
    @MouserNerd 2 года назад +33

    omg. so glad you said that, I thought I had a dead battery in a smoke detector somewhere. I paused the video and looked at all of mine...thought I was crazy, came back and unpaused video and then you said that and I was like OOOOOOO okay im not crazy. how does she live with that? must be overworked and overtired.

    • @HannahAlonzo
      @HannahAlonzo  2 года назад +3

      Hahaha I did the same thing the first time I watched it!!

    • @smartanajones4u
      @smartanajones4u 2 года назад

      I have that same sound in a rental property I own. I didn’t know what the heck the sound was so thanks for teaching me something in addition to the unethical nature of MLM’s. Ill go change the battery this weekend lol

    • @juliekennedy9891
      @juliekennedy9891 2 года назад +2

      When American schoolchildren went mostly online, that was one of the biggest surprises teachers had. So many people just live in homes with the smoke detector battery going off for days, weeks, even months.

    • @feebee5557
      @feebee5557 2 года назад +3

      @@juliekennedy9891 that would drive me crazy. I can't stand it for the 5 minutes it takes me to find a new battery.

    • @lpronovost84
      @lpronovost84 2 года назад

      So did I 🤣

  • @meganfranco8850
    @meganfranco8850 2 года назад +24

    I died when you said you badly want to shake them. 😂😂😂 Also you should have said you only had 7 memberships left! 🤣

    • @HannahAlonzo
      @HannahAlonzo  2 года назад +6

      Only 7 spots left, get in now!! 😂

  • @kellyspryszak80
    @kellyspryszak80 2 года назад +51

    This is the BEST anti-MLM video I've ever seen, and I've been consuming this kind of content for well over a year. Bravo, Hannah! I can't join just yet, but I'm watching the ads all the way through until I can!
    Excellent job. Truly! 🙌

    • @HannahAlonzo
      @HannahAlonzo  2 года назад +7

      You’re awesome Kelly!! Please no pressure to join the channel membership, ever ever ever. You being here is more than enough! ❤️

    • @davekaio5934
      @davekaio5934 2 года назад +1

      Damn straight 😍

  • @shanncimakasky6836
    @shanncimakasky6836 2 года назад +4

    It’s sad how their upline manipulate these girls into quitting their job that pays you to decade your life to volunteer for an MLM.

  • @LMurphy
    @LMurphy 2 года назад +6

    I swear their smoke detector batteries always need to be changed 😂

  • @JENipherLyn
    @JENipherLyn 13 дней назад

    "oh wow, it looks like we care alot!" made me laugh. Thank you for hanging out with me while I work. :)

  • @meganmoy507
    @meganmoy507 2 года назад +3

    Just joined!!
    HOW in the world does half naked Uncle Larry entice people to purchase?! Will be put another piece of clothing on with each purchase?! Reminds me of senior year when the school blasted MMMBop over and over and over during lunch and wouldn’t stop until we raised enough money for some funding or another.

  • @chaseohara4781
    @chaseohara4781 Год назад +2

    I just laughed until I cried on the first clip. Again, not a comment on her, just the situation. Like how did it even occur? So bizarre.

  • @kaylarealtalk_safespace5127
    @kaylarealtalk_safespace5127 2 года назад +21

    The first one is the uncle in the speedo omg I am dead 💀🤣 Hannah your top fails are the best in my opinion

    • @channel69gorlworldnews66
      @channel69gorlworldnews66 2 года назад +5

      Dude the first time I saw that I almost spit out my Lavender London Fog like omg 😳🤮😂😳

    • @kaylarealtalk_safespace5127
      @kaylarealtalk_safespace5127 2 года назад +4

      @@channel69gorlworldnews66 out of curiosity what is a Lavender London Fog?

    • @HannahAlonzo
      @HannahAlonzo  2 года назад +4

      I am so sorry your eyes had to witness that 😂

  • @caro-Tati-soma
    @caro-Tati-soma Год назад +1

    The GEM STONE rank created by you made me burst out laughing 😂

  • @itslikehistory
    @itslikehistory 2 года назад +3

    I'm sure others have said this, but in my many, many years of having depression and anxiety, I have not once been told 'you will have this mental illness for the rest of your life' by a healthcare professional. Now, this YL rep might have had other mental illnesses which are considered less treatable than depression/anxiety, but I think being told 'this is your lot forever' on the same day as diagnosis, is very, very unlikely.

  • @sowhatchajen2846
    @sowhatchajen2846 2 года назад +6

    If you have to get up earlier or go to bed later than usual you are not working it into your schedule.

  • @shaynalightfoot1414
    @shaynalightfoot1414 2 года назад +5

    @1:57 if you get three friends to join the membership and one friend becomes ruby in the same month, you become double diamond! 💎 💎

  • @maddiegallagher5895
    @maddiegallagher5895 2 года назад +2

    I’m an esthetician and i’m in a few groups on fb for esthetician’s and this mlm hun was seeing her esthetician and then went on to promote on her socials that her mlm skincare helped her skin. I hate it

  • @cabrielleholden
    @cabrielleholden Месяц назад

    Oh come on, that lady getting help from her Uncle is HILARIOUS!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @kristyrussell1748
    @kristyrussell1748 2 года назад +5

    You're welcome for subjecting you to the Pappa hun and her uncle 😂😂😂😂

    • @HannahAlonzo
      @HannahAlonzo  2 года назад +4

      I love/hate you for that 😂 now we all have to suffer

    • @kristyrussell1748
      @kristyrussell1748 2 года назад +1

      @@HannahAlonzo hehehe I'm so happy you put this in there! 😂

    • @DocBree13
      @DocBree13 2 года назад

      @@kristyrussell1748 I can’t decide if I love you or hate you for that 😂

  • @alchapopapo
    @alchapopapo 2 года назад +8

    Wow.. uncle speedo is just next level... 🤣🤣 holy heck I'm traumatized even with blur. It's your UNCLE girrrrl 🤣🤣

    • @raychul33
      @raychul33 2 года назад +1

      If my uncle was walking around like that, there is no way in hell I’d be putting that on the internet hahah

  • @aliciamazingg
    @aliciamazingg 2 года назад +17

    Love your commentary extra in this one! A lot of these huns remind me of the show Becoming a God in Central Florida. It's a dark comedy about an MLM in Florida, it's SO good. I watched it in a day and they do such a good job of showing the dark sides of MLM's that really don't seem too far off.

    • @HannahAlonzo
      @HannahAlonzo  2 года назад +5

      I have heard about that show! I need to watch it!

  • @SyntaxError83
    @SyntaxError83 2 года назад +1

    Emoji idea: a picture of the scene when Jim drew a diagram of a triangle on The Office.😄

  • @channel69gorlworldnews66
    @channel69gorlworldnews66 2 года назад +8

    Part of the top 1% 😂 Love your channel Hannah 🤍

    • @HannahAlonzo
      @HannahAlonzo  2 года назад

      So happy you joined my team!! 😂😂

  • @doubleh4039
    @doubleh4039 2 года назад +6

    The emojis are the BEEEESSST

    • @doubleh4039
      @doubleh4039 2 года назад +1

      Can you imagine if he was supposed to be dressed and she's like "oh fine just wear whatever" (barf)

    • @HannahAlonzo
      @HannahAlonzo  2 года назад

      LOVE them

  • @archervine8064
    @archervine8064 2 года назад +2

    I agree with you regarding DMing MLM participants. ‘Everyone is a Buddha, but many if not most are sleeping Buddhas, and like any sleeping person will not like being awakened before their time’.

  • @florencebastien2162
    @florencebastien2162 2 года назад +7

    When I was teaching middle school and students would have an argument and then go on and on to me about how they “didn’t care”, I would always tell them “people don’t usually spend a lot of time talking about something they don’t care about” 🤣 It’s okay to care! Just admit that it upset you but in the long run you’ll get over it!

  • @melissaj1310
    @melissaj1310 2 года назад +9

    After the downfall of BOO I hope the essential oil MLMs are next.

  • @jessicasteingass
    @jessicasteingass 3 месяца назад +1

    Watching the sick MLM working sick, while working on my actual personal business while sick. Ironic.
    I have a greenhouse business and our opening day is in less than 2 weeks. I'd rather do that than have to recruite people and manipulate them into buying products.
    I'm currently listening to your RUclips channel and the birds singing at the same time and I get to play in dirt.

  • @YellowFreesias
    @YellowFreesias 2 года назад +1

    Personal Development is also an excuse for failure. When youre not succeeding they'll blame it on your lack of PD, so you do more PD instead of realizing the MLM is bull$hit

  • @spencesational22
    @spencesational22 2 года назад +4

    First of all, I have no idea how I haven’t seen the episode with the person feeding their baby Arbonne supplements with coffee. I want to be surprised, but I come from Kentucky where “mountain dew mouth” was prevalent in children growing up. 🙃

  • @brettneygibbs9047
    @brettneygibbs9047 2 года назад +3

    I agree with not jumping in their DM!!! Because like you said, they're gonna act like this, then you're gonna have their whole MLM loving posse ALLLLLLLLLL OVERRRRRRR you!

  • @elizabethmccoy272
    @elizabethmccoy272 2 месяца назад +1

    Omg I had to work from bed on modified bed rest (and I had to get special permission because mean ol’ corporate America does NOT mess around with medical experts telling you to slow down).
    Never again. I tried during quarantine and it gave me the worst flashbacks of that time.

  • @kelsey5863
    @kelsey5863 2 года назад +4

    Paparazzi huns truly do the wildest things 💀

  • @KG-kn6xo
    @KG-kn6xo 2 года назад +3

    I'm so glad you said that was her smoke detector. I thought it was mine! I was about to hunt for which one.

  • @misplacedfran
    @misplacedfran 5 месяцев назад

    Hannah's reaction at 17:38 because of that hun's little speech is priceless 😂

  • @annacurry6701
    @annacurry6701 2 года назад +5

    I absolutely love all of your reaction faces on this one, Hannah! So relatable! I'm sure I was making the exact same faces. Thank you for all your great content. I love it!

  • @graceamodeo1587
    @graceamodeo1587 2 года назад +5

    Oh man, we basically inherited a warehouse full of my grandmother's young living oils, so my mom casually looked into them before selling most of it on ebay. Supposedly this one blend is supposed to help with depression and period cramps if you rub it on the base of your skull. I tried it since I didn't have to pay for it, and after a few weeks of it, I concluded it didn't work. Big pharma's stuff is much more affective. lol Also I can't even imagine being a rep for an essential oil mlm. All those oils put together stinks up the entire house. It's disgusting!

  • @LifeOfAMakeupAddict
    @LifeOfAMakeupAddict 2 года назад +6

    yayy you used my clip :)) yes haha the lady around 13:00 is in fact in monat i also thought it was just so fun how there are so many contradictions hahaha thank you for these!💓💓

    • @HannahAlonzo
      @HannahAlonzo  2 года назад

      Thank you for sending it Elena!! ❤️

  • @Bee-ol1xr
    @Bee-ol1xr 2 года назад +8

    I follow the mlm boss babe and I feel you, Hannah 😂 that first clip is vomiting inducing 🤢 specifically the 2nd time when the uncle says she'll sell all of it when he shows his """goods""" oh god 🤮🤮🤮

  • @meghanpeters5054
    @meghanpeters5054 2 года назад +3

    I have a co-worker who is in Paparazzi and now I guess I will have to live in fear of not just being asked to join her team but to model in one of her lives

    • @haven311
      @haven311 2 года назад +2

      If she asks, agree and tell her your fees for modeling/social media sharing/consulting are $200 per pic/post/hour.
      Guarantee she might get salty about it, but she won't ask you again.

  • @bangervlogs8751
    @bangervlogs8751 2 года назад +4

    Omg why do soooooooo many women in these "company's" seem to not replace their smoke alarm!!! I've honestly seen atleast a handle ful of videos that the same thing is happening! Never seen it with any other "influencers" lol

    • @francinejones2524
      @francinejones2524 14 дней назад

      Because they’re super successful they can’t afford a battery for their smoke alarm.

  • @stormieo4252
    @stormieo4252 2 года назад +4

    I'm ready to rise in the ranks!! I'm in early so this better work out for me 😤

    • @HannahAlonzo
      @HannahAlonzo  2 года назад

      Yesss Stormie welcome to the team!! 🤩

  • @QueenKaleGardener
    @QueenKaleGardener 2 года назад +1

    Videos with the smoke detector chirps are the worst! My dogs are always like "ahhhh! What was that!?"

  • @hallo.kitteh13
    @hallo.kitteh13 3 месяца назад

    Hahahaha I can't even with the first clip! "Half-naked uncles!"

  • @tkmax2119
    @tkmax2119 Год назад +12

    I once heard a doctor say, "Your bed should be for sleep and sex only."

  • @amandarahfaldt8022
    @amandarahfaldt8022 2 года назад +4

    I played every ad full length for you babe!

    • @HannahAlonzo
      @HannahAlonzo  2 года назад

      Amanda you ANGEL!

    • @linaush
      @linaush Месяц назад

      I do that as well, every single time on every video i watch ❤

  • @AllLifeIsTravesty
    @AllLifeIsTravesty 2 года назад +20

    First clip and already we flew into semi bordering on outright incest territory and somehow I'm not even slightly surprised.

    • @HannahAlonzo
      @HannahAlonzo  2 года назад +3

      Would we expect anything less?

  • @amyelizabeth135
    @amyelizabeth135 2 года назад +2

    Her UNCLE?! "STARES IN CPS"

  • @corinne4562
    @corinne4562 2 года назад +5

    Man it breaks my heart to see the girl at the end wrapped up in a blanket feeling sick.. that’s just so unnecessary...

    • @corinne4562
      @corinne4562 2 года назад +6

      Ok as i kept watching the sympathy kinda started to go away. 😂😂

    • @HannahAlonzo
      @HannahAlonzo  2 года назад +3

      HAHAHA I knew this was coming

    • @kristyrussell1748
      @kristyrussell1748 2 года назад

      Amen! I felt kinda bad for her.

  • @CarboneCat
    @CarboneCat 2 года назад +11

    Savannah Marie interviewed ex-Paparazzi huns and they told her that on top of recruiting, the incentive to sell as many jewelry as possible is immense.

    • @HannahAlonzo
      @HannahAlonzo  2 года назад +3

      YES! I love her paparazzi videos!! 😱

  • @michelmcgregor1684
    @michelmcgregor1684 2 года назад +1

    The best part of these videos is Hannah’s facial expressions!!!! 😅😅

  • @TheThriftyBroad
    @TheThriftyBroad 2 года назад +5

    One thing I can't stand is when one of these mlm huns, (happens in the reseller community as well /wave from a fellow reseller

  • @Cazzdevil
    @Cazzdevil 3 месяца назад

    I've binged dozens of your videos over the past week or so (no prior interest in the topic, but I love how you present it), and I feel like I've been subject to some BF Skinner-esque operant conditioning so now every time I hear the words "opportunity" or "entrepreneur" I automatically scowl and my eye twitches.

  • @chelsikay13
    @chelsikay13 2 года назад +3

    That first story had me double take and just as I'm coming down I get hit with the the uncle plot twist and now I've got to sit down for a bit.

    • @HannahAlonzo
      @HannahAlonzo  2 года назад

      Hahaha so many twists and turns!!

  • @gingerjessietalks7685
    @gingerjessietalks7685 2 года назад +2

    Omg 😂😂 your facial expressions when the speedo guy first came on were SO much like Kiki Chanel 😂 maybe not so much on her anti-MLM content but definitely in her vlogs. LOL

  • @veronikamajerova4564
    @veronikamajerova4564 Год назад

    What gets me on all the MLM is how they all LOVE their company a business model. I mean, when you talk about work with someone working average job, he usualy has a few things to complain about, even if the job itself is good, like that one colleague that gets on their nerves, incompetent manager, new dumb desicions made by the higher-ups, etc. But when you talk about work with MLM "workers", even in private if you have one as a friend/family, then everything is always sunshine and roses. And the worst thing is they believe it, and when problems inevitably arise, they think it´s all their fault, that they didn´t work hard enough, and hurts them much more on personal level.

  • @mindbodyhome102
    @mindbodyhome102 2 года назад

    OMG...I thought it was my smoke alarms, stopped the video, and went searching ..LOL

  • @Alyssa_M513
    @Alyssa_M513 2 года назад +4

    Totally random but this is not the first time I've seen a video with someone's smoke detector chirping for low battery. It is such an infuriating sound and I don't understand how these people don't change it right away or at least take care of the situation before they record a video. Honestly it's a red flag to me.