MLM TOP FAILS #19 | Ranting about the workforce, a Real Housewife selling Modere?

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  • Опубликовано: 21 окт 2024

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  • @HannahAlonzo
    @HannahAlonzo  3 года назад +1105

    Swear jar: 98

    • @emmatfink
      @emmatfink 3 года назад +338

      If she had a dollar for every time she swore in this video, she’d be making more money than she makes with Monat

    • @HannahAlonzo
      @HannahAlonzo  3 года назад +135

      @@emmatfink And THAT… Is the hardcore truth based on the income disclosure statement 🥲

    • @jeanieolahful
      @jeanieolahful 3 года назад +5

      😂

    • @nicolecarter5367
      @nicolecarter5367 3 года назад +7

      @@emmatfink 🤣🤣🤣🤣💯

    • @hubabaloop
      @hubabaloop 3 года назад +2

      WOW

  • @machinegunkellykapoor
    @machinegunkellykapoor 9 месяцев назад +392

    "I dont like a mean girl." Ma'am, you just bullied me for 20 minutes nonstop.

    • @SummerFace
      @SummerFace 4 месяца назад +6

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Artchick1972
      @Artchick1972 3 месяца назад +1

      HAHAHA

  • @kristaw483
    @kristaw483 2 года назад +270

    The woman swearing is actually scaring me like she is so incredibly aggressive WHO in their right mind would see that and think “oh ya she seems cool I’ll message her” 💀

    • @oliviah.5846
      @oliviah.5846 6 месяцев назад +21

      Hahaha exactly! When she was talking about getting fired over “one bad day” at her corporate job, I can pretty much imagine why🫣 this is UNHINGED.

    • @shihchunting
      @shihchunting Месяц назад

      lol exactly, never seen anyone getting so angry over who doesn’t want to not join their company

  • @ShearsOfAtropos
    @ShearsOfAtropos 3 года назад +843

    "if I wanted your man I could take him" ok ma'am weren't you supposed to sell me some shampoo or something

    • @lauramacini6811
      @lauramacini6811 6 месяцев назад +14

      😂😂😂

    • @rosedawn21
      @rosedawn21 5 месяцев назад +26

      Oh my gosh, seriously! I was like "did I miss something??? I thought we were talking about your 'job'!"

    • @sarareid1432
      @sarareid1432 3 месяца назад +13

      Is it bad I busted out laughing when she said that

  • @Soleil5291
    @Soleil5291 7 месяцев назад +276

    The casual pie eating on the side while this woman is being so aggressive is hilarious

  • @d1r2l
    @d1r2l 3 года назад +1105

    "This job doesn't feel like work to me" that's because you're not getting paid sis

    • @awpanda3459
      @awpanda3459 3 года назад +54

      Good point! I don’t feel like an employee when I’m the customer at target either

    • @jessummlee8866
      @jessummlee8866 3 года назад +2

      Hahahaha

    • @_Laura.Marie_Sierra.Destiny_
      @_Laura.Marie_Sierra.Destiny_ 3 года назад +36

      YESSSS literally lmfao. “$50 an hour really ain’t shit. It’s REALLY not.” Like… yeah neither is your $50 a week… or more like $50 a year. Lmfao

    • @raychul33
      @raychul33 3 года назад +1

      Lmao

    • @schrdngrskat3847
      @schrdngrskat3847 2 года назад +1

      LOL

  • @plaguemaiden
    @plaguemaiden 5 месяцев назад +40

    her swearing syntax is like how a 4th grader swears when they first discover they can swear

  • @alisonjordan303
    @alisonjordan303 3 года назад +931

    She probably needs to take her $9 paycheck she earned from her MLM and invest it in anger management therapy.

    • @Karen_of_Kanada
      @Karen_of_Kanada 3 года назад +33

      I snorted at this. This hun was so unbearable to listen to, and this comment really summed up all my feels about it! 🤟

    • @mashaj9785
      @mashaj9785 3 года назад +32

      Wildly, a lot of corporate jobs offer medical benefits that include therapy (for free or discount). So it's literally her aversion to a standard 9-5 with benefits that prevents her from getting the help she so clearly needs.

    • @Karen_of_Kanada
      @Karen_of_Kanada 3 года назад +14

      @@mashaj9785 Brilliantly said. Exactly this. Her denigration of "corporate jobs" is just a kind of MLM rightthink that keeps her in this headspace, IMO.

    • @CarminaVillamizarBeautyDiva
      @CarminaVillamizarBeautyDiva 2 года назад +1

      Totally agree

    • @georginasmith
      @georginasmith 2 года назад

      LOL!!! OMG

  • @void-vl7jy
    @void-vl7jy 2 года назад +66

    "You're only making £20 an hour..."
    GIRL. That's not a bad wage!

  • @daniharling3632
    @daniharling3632 3 года назад +598

    Does... this girl not understand that the *government* takes that money from her paycheck ... not her employer? Like... does she know about ... taxes?

    • @brithneynewberry
      @brithneynewberry 2 года назад +49

      I think this is what happens when MLMs are your only job and no one educated her

    • @cardine5376
      @cardine5376 2 года назад +15

      Yeah that was wild lmao. It hurt my soul

    • @Makeup4ever5
      @Makeup4ever5 2 года назад +16

      She’s probably internally mad that she’ll owe taxes when tax season comes

    • @lexwithbub
      @lexwithbub 2 года назад +26

      She's gonna have quite a few "bad days" if she ever gets audited 😳

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley Год назад +18

      If not taxes, then you might have deductions for insurance...and I agree with another comment that maybe if she had health insurance, she could use it to get the help she really needs as she's clearly not doing well emotionally, if not also mentally.

  • @judithcampos4777
    @judithcampos4777 2 года назад +610

    Can you please do a Where Are They Now, you take the most unhinged reps and check up on them in a few months to see what rank they are at 😂😭

    • @HannahAlonzo
      @HannahAlonzo  2 года назад +196

      This is an incredible idea 😂

    • @ayydengreyy
      @ayydengreyy 2 года назад +12

      love this idea plssss

    • @novalidavenport1994
      @novalidavenport1994 2 года назад +9

      Omg that’s a great idea

    • @lovejoyradio
      @lovejoyradio Год назад +17

      @@HannahAlonzo I need an update on the first girl!

    • @Dreaming5
      @Dreaming5 Год назад +8

      Yesss update on her please!

  • @MathStar100
    @MathStar100 3 года назад +303

    "Why would you want to slave away in a 9-5 corporate job when you could just work on your phone?". "Working corporate is easy. You just show up and get paid!". Which one is it, sis??

    • @ErrickaHager
      @ErrickaHager 3 года назад +7

      Right 😂😂😂

    • @energizer7354
      @energizer7354 3 года назад +23

      Yeah she switched narratives in the middle there. And then switched again...ugh

    • @MissWascallyWabbit
      @MissWascallyWabbit 3 года назад +17

      And then after saying working corporate is easy she goes on to talk about her gruelling 7 day a week, 14 hour a day schedule at her previous job...

    • @Mels0103
      @Mels0103 2 года назад +20

      They ALWAYS contradict themselves multiple times in the same video/live they're doing.

  • @livinonacloud
    @livinonacloud 2 года назад +51

    MLM Sales 101: Swear at people, insult them, call them bitches, and generally be abusive and condescending. Where do I sign up?! 🙄
    Who is she talking to and why is she so angry?

    • @sarareid1432
      @sarareid1432 3 месяца назад

      A lot of shitty jobs and bad bosses I was wondering who hurt her after that speech

  • @briannahatcher9422
    @briannahatcher9422 3 года назад +901

    I mean in this the least judgemental way possible... This feels like a full blown manic episode. The self inflation, the big grandiose dreams/promises, just... All of it says mania to me. I hope she finds what she is looking for 💜

    • @HannahAlonzo
      @HannahAlonzo  3 года назад +78

      I hope she does too ❤️

    • @marysuze
      @marysuze 3 года назад +16

      Good insight.

    • @marsha5826
      @marsha5826 2 года назад +47

      I posted before I read your comment. I 100% agree. Manic episode- no doubt.

    • @just.jaimie.
      @just.jaimie. 2 года назад +90

      Came here to say this. Either unmedicated bipolar and manic or possibly she’s very depressed and self medicating with drugs. Either way she’s clearly in a lot of pain and in need of professional help and I do hope she finds her way to that help, very sad.

    • @jenns5274
      @jenns5274 2 года назад +19

      Agree with the mania

  • @aimeesparkles2152
    @aimeesparkles2152 2 года назад +43

    I'm so convinced that a lot of these people have not had "corporate" jobs. "Corporate" is such a buzzword for the huns and I'm pretty sure none of them have been anywhere near an office building and if they have, they've probably had to be escorted off of the property by security.

  • @parentingadabsurdum
    @parentingadabsurdum 3 года назад +498

    When she said “I took money out of your paycheck, even though you could have made six grand, you only made four,” was she talking about TAXES and BENEFITS? Does she think she doesn’t have to pay for those????

    • @HannahAlonzo
      @HannahAlonzo  3 года назад +119

      Honestly that might be what she’s talking about now that you say that! I didn’t fully understand what she was trying to say at the time but…… I hope she doesn’t think that joining Monat means avoiding taxes….

    • @rachelmdiamond
      @rachelmdiamond 3 года назад +54

      And is she saying that making $8k a month after taxes is BAD? I would love to make even $3k a month!

    • @krystin0004
      @krystin0004 3 года назад +19

      I know! I was like wait...does she not pay taxes??

    • @_Laura.Marie_Sierra.Destiny_
      @_Laura.Marie_Sierra.Destiny_ 3 года назад +19

      Not to mention the government also takes taxes out of her MLM money…. Lmfao

    • @TheRonnieaj
      @TheRonnieaj 3 года назад +52

      @@_Laura.Marie_Sierra.Destiny_ Well that’s the thing. The government ISN’T taking taxes out of her Monat earnings because she’s a 1099. She’s responsible for paying them, and she’s gonna get one helluva penalty if she hasn’t been. 😬😬

  • @SeveRobinson2
    @SeveRobinson2 Год назад +81

    Imagine if she had that same energy for forming labor unions

    • @taybyers
      @taybyers 2 месяца назад

      !!

    • @unreadaethel6878
      @unreadaethel6878 12 дней назад

      Right? "Guess what, guys? Your boss doesn't care about you." Oh, word? You're saying the capitalist class doesn't care about the needs and desires and dreams of the proletariat? Shit, maybe you should get together with some other workers and do something about that.

  • @mx.heavenly4767
    @mx.heavenly4767 3 года назад +296

    A girl I work with SNAPPED and cussed out our boss and got immediately fired. I feel like that's how this first girl's "one bad day" at her job went

  • @w0345776
    @w0345776 5 месяцев назад +48

    Monat PR: “listen Alyssa, that video made our company look bad!”

  • @Alyssa_M513
    @Alyssa_M513 3 года назад +457

    "Do you guys realize that you get literally one life?"
    I literally did not realize that 🙄

    • @Allisonsaul
      @Allisonsaul 3 года назад +7

      😂😂😂

    • @Alyse_bell
      @Alyse_bell 3 года назад +12

      Exactly, we only have one life and I don’t want to waste my time and money on a crappy MLM that’s set up to rip ppl off. I’d rather be an ethical person and not work for a company that cares more about money than they do about the ppl that ‘works’ for them.

    • @Maria-ml2kc
      @Maria-ml2kc 3 года назад +19

      No, I actually thought I had 9 lol, I guess not.

    • @aleciarose26
      @aleciarose26 3 года назад +6

      I laughed out loud reading this comment

    • @gaylenewill6465
      @gaylenewill6465 2 года назад +4

      Learned something, eh?
      At least she uses the word "literally" correctly. It annoys me when people get 'literally' and 'figuratively' incorrectly. ie. "I literally died when I heard that."

  • @missdee7173
    @missdee7173 2 года назад +35

    Nobody is jealous of you, girl . I promise you ❤

  • @kyndall2833
    @kyndall2833 2 года назад +22

    So busting your a** for 20 an hour for a corporate job is absolutely outrageous but busting your a** for 20 dollars for the entire year is the way to go…. I’m so glad I found this channel I love it ❤️

  • @ridiculousspider
    @ridiculousspider 3 года назад +293

    "I don't like mean girls." She just insulted so many women. But she isn't a mean girl? Okay.

    • @Okkkkkkk-ol5kz
      @Okkkkkkk-ol5kz Год назад +7

      Yeah how many times can she literally say “fuck you” and then say “I want sweethearts.”

  • @kst4878
    @kst4878 5 месяцев назад +6

    I was a licensed clinical therapist and I saw clients like that first chick alllll the time. Usually court ordered.

  • @ricardvs7329
    @ricardvs7329 2 года назад +75

    Saying "if you hate your job join an MLM" is like saying "if your leg hurts then go ahead and cut it off"

  • @seagullj6476
    @seagullj6476 Год назад +21

    I feel like she sat down to make a nice recruitment video, and when she started comparing it to "corporate jobs" she flew conpletely off the handle and started an extremely bizarre and nonsensical manic rant.

  • @rachelmdiamond
    @rachelmdiamond 3 года назад +225

    Omg, she’s so ANGRY. Like you said, plenty of professions SHOULD be paid more, but that’s no reason to be yelling “F*CK YOU!” at your phone and then POSTING IT ON SOCIAL MEDIA

    • @fc7307
      @fc7307 2 года назад +16

      She is mad because nobody wanted to join her team.

  • @ashly2699
    @ashly2699 Год назад +17

    You need a “where are they now” follow up series. Because I’m invested in the swear jar Alyssa needs to invest in.

  • @emilysnow6757
    @emilysnow6757 3 года назад +447

    Well, after that cheerful pep talk, I totally want to join her team!

    • @melissafraser2190
      @melissafraser2190 2 года назад +11

      Fuck yeah!

    • @SarahPhotographyFL
      @SarahPhotographyFL 2 года назад +1

      Omg fuck yeah, but no maybe no, you are a mean b***h, but maybe I want to join, don’t be a jealous b***h
      Okay now have a good day

    • @kellys1458
      @kellys1458 2 года назад +7

      So likeable.

    • @_stillborn
      @_stillborn Год назад

      I much rather hear 98 fucks than the fake nice n caring tone of many other mlm women

    • @BrokenFootRailfan
      @BrokenFootRailfan Год назад +2

      😂

  • @maybemeganjane
    @maybemeganjane Месяц назад +2

    All of her stories make sense. Her personality is so out there. I can see why she has problems with friends, why she doesn’t like a 9-4, why she was fired for “one bad day”, so much adds up!

  • @ZenitsusDad
    @ZenitsusDad 3 года назад +172

    When she said "I wanna take care of my kids....if I have them!" reminded me of Michael Scott saying "Beautiful kids. I have a few of my own I want someday."

    • @lalimoreno1
      @lalimoreno1 2 года назад +8

      Lol true. I was thinking, "Please don't have any"

    • @annuShetzi
      @annuShetzi Год назад +3

      Not gonna like that was very funny

    • @smarlywarly
      @smarlywarly 3 месяца назад +2

      I thought she said "when I have them" like there's a custody issue which .... After this video seems entirely plausible lol id bet she's thrown hands at some point

    • @8507Queensblvd
      @8507Queensblvd Месяц назад

      Omg! I was about to comment the same thing!!! 🤓

    • @jlpkbrb1086
      @jlpkbrb1086 Месяц назад

      @@smarlywarlyshe said "when I have them" lmao she def has partial custody

  • @liesl7485
    @liesl7485 6 месяцев назад +10

    I was married to a narcissist who looked down on everyone (including myself) who had achieved a state of contentment. We weren't good enough because we weren't discontented with our lot in life. We weren't good enough because we weren't constantly striving to be rich and famous. This first woman is bringing back so many bad memories. It's such a toxic attitude 😢

  • @apbaker366
    @apbaker366 3 года назад +397

    I love how Monat huns are so professional we need a language warning. I can't even imagine my CEO speaking to us like that. 😂

    • @HannahAlonzo
      @HannahAlonzo  3 года назад +57

      I think that was the most F bombs I’ve heard in a single video 😂

    • @amyelizabeth135
      @amyelizabeth135 3 года назад +10

      @@HannahAlonzo definitely needed a swear counter 😆

    • @katyr2382
      @katyr2382 3 года назад +9

      @@amyelizabeth135 I started to try to count but couldn't keep up

    • @anij80
      @anij80 3 года назад +5

      She is swearing more than a Sailor lol.

    • @sapphicsiren
      @sapphicsiren 3 года назад +10

      Can you imagine this privileged hun telling folks in poverty or working class folks that they should stop complaining and get new jobs. Like wow I'm sure they never thought of the idea of leaving their shitty jobs, it's not like there are bigger issues that are preventing them from changing their circumstances.

  • @cannawhite7485
    @cannawhite7485 5 месяцев назад +11

    the fact that the first girl is filming this and taking the time to write caps and then still decides to post that.

  • @AshatHome
    @AshatHome 3 года назад +148

    I cuss like a drunken sailor on a good day but her speaking like that seems so forced like a teenager who just discovered cuss words.

    • @kero78
      @kero78 6 месяцев назад +15

      Thank you, yes! I swear and feel like i barely even register swear words anymore and yet I found her whole diatribe so jarring, awkward, and embarrassing..

    • @ashriihi
      @ashriihi 4 месяца назад +6

      I like when she suddenly tried shifting into a new accent to sound even tougher. I had no idea that Monat sells amphetamines!

    • @m.c.7920
      @m.c.7920 4 дня назад

      @@ashriihiright! it was the repetitive “I don’ give a fuU**” girl you sound like a 5th grader on the playground after school tryin to sound hard lol

  • @manuelatokarczyk5836
    @manuelatokarczyk5836 3 месяца назад +6

    “It’s really testing me” was my favourite part of this 😂 She is so delusional… and so full of anger… she has to be an amaizing sale person 😅
    I am really glad I don’t know her in personally 😅

  • @kimr6482
    @kimr6482 3 года назад +280

    The first Monat girl- that was truly the most uncomfortable thing I’ve *ever* watched/heard. I can’t help but feel so incredibly sad for her. She has clearly been through the RINGER in every aspect- previous jobs, friends, “mean girls”, jealousy…….. wow wow wow.
    On what PLANET would anyone ever watch that video and be jumping at the opportunity to work with someone like that. I have the worst mouth ever and the way she spoke was just disgusting to me. I am just absolutely floored. Wow. Wow wow wow.

    • @Nocturnalux
      @Nocturnalux 3 года назад +25

      I know, it's just so distressing. Her pain is palpable and I bet she has reasons for it.
      Sadly, her MLM "friends" are not helping her nor are they pointing her toward actual professional help which would do her a ton of good!
      That's one of the scariest things about MLMs. Apart from the truly dangerous health claims that get people killed, they try to patch up serious issues- that so many people have, I know I do- with a book of self-help and a zoom call. Those things are simply not enough and can backfire, royally, on one.
      Because if you are immersed in an environment in which being enthusiastic and upbeat will fix all your problems...what happens your problems remain?

    • @kimr6482
      @kimr6482 3 года назад +1

      @@Nocturnalux couldn’t agree more darling!!

    • @CarminaVillamizarBeautyDiva
      @CarminaVillamizarBeautyDiva 2 года назад +3

      Honestly people who are bitter with life like her will want to be on her team

    • @dqverify6797
      @dqverify6797 2 года назад +10

      I don’t think she’s been through the ringer. I think she’s built the ringer, and thrown everyone who’s ever been so unfortunate as to get near her through it.

    • @laishahrivera8661
      @laishahrivera8661 2 года назад +1

      I really had to fast forward that video that girl language is super disgusting 🤮🤮🤮🤢I don't know what's the point of been cursing that much, I just watched Hannah's comments,

  • @SweetlyHome
    @SweetlyHome 4 месяца назад +4

    I was in an MLM a few years ago and worked my way to the second from the top level of the company. It took me a few years to get to that point. It was becoming harder and harder as people in our area joined to make sales. Well, a girl who was on a reality tv show who lived in my city joined and went to the top of the company within months because she had such a large social media following...and for all the reasons Hannah said as to why someone would join a celebrities MLM. That was sort of the last straw for me and I quit my business because it was just too frustrating to try and authentically build through relationships and someone else could get what I was working for in a matter of months. She's still in the company all these years later and I'm happy I chose different avenues.

  • @destructokat
    @destructokat 3 года назад +144

    I love they say they're "starting their business from the ground up" when they haven't made the products, haven't picked their business name, they don't ship the products, they don't determine the prices, etc.

    • @raychul33
      @raychul33 3 года назад +5

      I know right? It’s hilarious

    • @MollyFC
      @MollyFC 2 года назад +7

      Definitely don't file their taxes as a business lmao

  • @hattrickk15
    @hattrickk15 Год назад +17

    Imagine if she took that passion and drive and started a union to fight exploitation instead of trying to become a hyper exploiter

  • @moarticia
    @moarticia 3 года назад +34

    That’s a whoooole lotta words for “I just learned how to say ‘fuck’ and I also want you to join my pyramid scheme” 😅

  • @DoraSometimes
    @DoraSometimes 2 года назад +13

    Woah....unhinged is definitely an understatement here 🤦🏻‍♀️
    The saddest thing is her self-delusional thinking that she has TRUE friends when we've seen countless times how quickly a person is excluded from that "fabulous friendly community" when they make even a tiny mistake. Jeez, this was one bloody insane "ride".
    Or, from another stance- "someone forgot to take her meds in the morning...!"

  • @erinw8787
    @erinw8787 3 года назад +79

    ‘Starting a business from the ground up ‘ 😂. Girl you became a volunteer salesperson for an already established company and sometimes they throw you scraps .

  • @amyfernandez3275
    @amyfernandez3275 8 месяцев назад +5

    This girl is stressing me out. I curse often too but damn I can't handle her. Really makes ya want to join her team.

  • @lauraeliza1997
    @lauraeliza1997 3 года назад +52

    *The hun going off about not being able to travel or have time off with a corporate job*
    Me, having just come back from 22 days abroad where I didn't even open email once and getting paid the whole time: 🤔

  • @danpeters6874
    @danpeters6874 2 года назад +3

    You don’t have to be a parent to know that you shouldn’t be giving kids cold brew coffee

  • @rachclare8245
    @rachclare8245 3 года назад +80

    That first girl has me feeling like the Finding Nemo scene where Squirt is giving Marlin and Dory exit instructions and Marlin says “It's like he's trying to speak to me, I know it.”

    • @licerazob
      @licerazob 3 года назад +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 so accurate 😂😂😂😂 your comment made me laugh hard! Thank you 😂😂😂😂

    • @lizziakemi2763
      @lizziakemi2763 3 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣💀😭 accurate!

    • @jlpkbrb1086
      @jlpkbrb1086 Месяц назад

      😂😂

  • @janetmariededick6061
    @janetmariededick6061 Год назад +5

    I thought I used the f word to much. I don’t hold a candle to this woman! How unprofessional.

  • @kittea1804
    @kittea1804 3 года назад +176

    she doesn't need an MLM she needs a professional

    • @ladylark10884
      @ladylark10884 2 года назад

      home girl needs to be sent to arkham asylum 😭😭

  • @jill_the_organized_hoarder
    @jill_the_organized_hoarder 2 месяца назад +3

    Ok…we need an update on this first hun!!

  • @suzannestone5050
    @suzannestone5050 3 года назад +133

    Wow I’m a big cusser,but that was just pure anger and insecurity and lots of pain. Wow I’ve been in 3 MLM’s and I for sure would run like hell away from her!

    • @jordanalandry1866
      @jordanalandry1866 2 года назад +9

      Me too I'm also a prolific cusser but there's definitely times and places I turn it off, or turn it down, and that would def be one of them, she sounded hella ignorant hella bitter hella immature hella contradictory I was confused af

    • @suzannestone5050
      @suzannestone5050 2 года назад

      Jordan are you from San Francisco?

  • @elizabethmccoy272
    @elizabethmccoy272 5 месяцев назад +5

    I think I can see why corporate job didn’t work out for her. If you just sit there they aren’t going to want to pay you that much 😂

  • @MaggieMumblesThings
    @MaggieMumblesThings 3 года назад +52

    I’m not qualified to diagnose someone but she should probably see someone who can.

  • @jenniferfriesen7691
    @jenniferfriesen7691 2 года назад +2

    The anger, ridiculous cursing and mentioning prior failed attempts to “build a business from the ground up” - who in their right mind would sign up to work with/under this person. She’s planet bananas!

  • @bdawnhorror
    @bdawnhorror 3 года назад +92

    If you act like the first girl, no wonder people don’t care about them as an employee. Nasty attitudes equal nasty jobs

  • @brittanylynn6395
    @brittanylynn6395 Год назад +3

    Okay, I related so much to Hannah eating pie while this lady started to unravel. That was me eating lunch watching this video. Unreal

  • @erinlovescoffee
    @erinlovescoffee 3 года назад +51

    “If you have an ugly personality…” sweetheart, do you believe this behavior is pretty? Good lord 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @tballin92
      @tballin92 2 года назад

      For real 😂😂😂 Girl, here is a mirror for you to look into 🪞 she is so delusional

  • @LorraineRo
    @LorraineRo 5 месяцев назад +1

    "I think we might be lacking some self awareness here." loved this comment! So spot on 😂

  • @krystin0004
    @krystin0004 3 года назад +80

    That first girl sounded like me, trying to write a college essay with a minimum word requirement. Just rambling about nothing and hoping I find my way into a paragraph that makes sense. Her rant took a lot of twists and turns 😳

  • @kimf1993
    @kimf1993 7 месяцев назад +3

    Sour patch saying “ I want sweet hearts”

  • @danielletorelli1405
    @danielletorelli1405 3 года назад +122

    This first woman has a performance that literally rivals Heath ledger's Joker performance in batman. It's truly terrifying. This is about so much more than an MLM or Monat. She sounds unhinged unglued and extremely unstable. There is no way that I can see her recruiting anyone from this insane soliloquy. It's obvious that many many bad things have happened to this woman in her life. She truly is to be pitied.

    • @leedalee3572
      @leedalee3572 2 года назад +3

      Ah thanks for using soliloquy. My nerd brain is happy 🤓

    • @supernova11711
      @supernova11711 2 года назад +6

      She doesn’t need your pity, she needs your compassion.

    • @jakzine540
      @jakzine540 2 года назад +5

      And pity her I shall, and count myself lucky that I ain't her.

    • @komalnawal210
      @komalnawal210 4 месяца назад

      Update on her - She quit her MLM business and is doing onlyfans now

    • @jill_the_organized_hoarder
      @jill_the_organized_hoarder 2 месяца назад

      @@komalnawal210OMG…Is this fact??

  • @mwillis7791
    @mwillis7791 3 месяца назад +2

    I don’t care about cussing and have a potty mouth myself but this girl has made it her whole personality.

  • @parentingadabsurdum
    @parentingadabsurdum 3 года назад +106

    I like swearing as much or even more than the next person, but this shows a serious lack of vocabulary.

    • @bdawnhorror
      @bdawnhorror 3 года назад +3

      Totally agree.

    • @luvzdogz
      @luvzdogz 3 года назад +13

      It was just random, misplaced swearing. LOL go ahead and swear! But it didn't even make sense!

    • @Alyse_bell
      @Alyse_bell 3 года назад +9

      Definitely I am the same way. It’s also off putting in certain situations. Some times you just have to talk without dropping
      f-bombs all over the place. It’s like she carpet bombing her audience with the f word 😂

  • @kelleywood3026
    @kelleywood3026 2 года назад +4

    That was completely unhinged behavior! It sounded like a drunk rant, just going in circles! I was cringing for ever other word! My husband’s favorite word is the “f” word and I think she has him beat! Wow! I feel sorry for her!

  • @bangervlogs8751
    @bangervlogs8751 3 года назад +139

    Holy crap. I honestly think this is totally the cringiest hun behavior that I've ever seen. Wow. It's almost sad that she says she hated mean girls and how ugly people are but yet she was pretty much explaining herself, well atleast in my opinion

    • @beyourownsunshine5548
      @beyourownsunshine5548 3 года назад +6

      ive been watching these kinds of videos since March 2020 and I have to agree I've never seen anything more cringey

    • @dqverify6797
      @dqverify6797 2 года назад +6

      No, you’re completely correct. It’s not hard to read between those thick black lines she’s drawing, and see that she is attributing to others her own feelings and thoughts. Malignant narcissists cannot conceive of the fact that other people do not think or feel like they do, so you can always tell what they really think by asking why they think someone else did something. Like, “Why do you think Lisa complimented Joe?” And instead of saying, “because she thought he looked nice,” her response will be, “she wants something from him. She thinks if she sucks up to him, he’ll help her.” To them, any criticism is jealousy; any kind gesture is manipulation; any favor demands repayment and endless gratitude; any modesty is attention-seeking; any success was gained by cheating; and anyone who claims to believe that integrity and honor, morals and ethics, are important, is lying because they’re the biggest cheaters there are. (These people themselves have none of those things, so they assume no one else does. These are the people who read articles about adultery, for example, and insist that Everyone cheats on their spouse, it’s a fact, anyone who says they’ve never cheated or would never cheat is a liar.
      They are a gangrenous limb in the body of any social or professional group. The sooner they are removed from said body, the better.

  • @murisah
    @murisah 2 года назад +14

    alyssa: “i dont like mean girl’s” also alyssa: “oh you? and you’re still working the SAME JOB you’ve had for several years???”

  • @brasiljesp
    @brasiljesp 3 года назад +73

    I'm pretty sure they base their opinion of corporate work on the movie "Office Space" 😅

    • @LaLa-xf7ku
      @LaLa-xf7ku 3 года назад +2

      "Give my stapler! I just want my stapler!"
      "You want flair?? I will give you flair!! "🖕
      " Do you like Karate?"
      " I love Karate!"
      Okay, who's next??

  • @lexyhartmann4396
    @lexyhartmann4396 2 месяца назад +3

    “I have friends who aren’t FAKE”… until you leave your MLM…. 😂

  • @mashaj9785
    @mashaj9785 3 года назад +44

    My partner is in the same room as this video was playing, and when the first Monat girl said "I can take your man!" I heard him mutter, "not willingly."
    Girl is unHINGED and I hope I never cross paths with her, she needs serious help.

    • @HannahAlonzo
      @HannahAlonzo  3 года назад +10

      Omg he’s hilarious!! 😂

    • @supernova11711
      @supernova11711 2 года назад +4

      This was actually really funny. Your partner sounds like a gem!

  • @eliciagoguen
    @eliciagoguen 2 года назад

    "building a business from the ground up" LOL WHAT

  • @yesiamsharon
    @yesiamsharon 3 года назад +52

    Oh my word. She doesn't realize she's poisoned her own well. I'm at a loss here.

    • @yolandaponkers1581
      @yolandaponkers1581 3 года назад +4

      Perfectly stated. People who act like this and then post the behavior all over social media are only holding themselves back, in the end.

    • @yesiamsharon
      @yesiamsharon 3 года назад +1

      @@yolandaponkers1581 So true and so well put.

  • @nataliemcgovern5823
    @nataliemcgovern5823 2 года назад +4

    I have reached a level of second hand embarrassment that I didn’t even think was possible. In what Business would doing this be acceptable? none! This girl needs urgent help!

  • @ScarlettKay494
    @ScarlettKay494 3 года назад +51

    I actually find it comical how she says all these positive things about “corporate America” like they’re bad things. Like what she considers easy work for guaranteed pay? Sign me up!

  • @honeylis7
    @honeylis7 Год назад +2

    We desperately need a Where Are They Now episode for the first one. I hope she's okay. That rant was sad and worrisome.

  • @holliegriffin5361
    @holliegriffin5361 3 года назад +92

    God, I want know what it’s like going to hire people for a corporate job and finding this in their background check.

    • @hockeysteph
      @hockeysteph 3 года назад +12

      Right! Before I was hired to my current job, my boss looked at my social media. I don't think these girls realize that employers look at this stuff now. Employers want to see who you really are and your character outside a brief interview where you're on your best behavior. If I came across even a single video like this when considering someone for a position, this would immediately eliminate them from the candidate pool. This type of thing speaks volumes about character and I wouldn't want to work with someone like that.

    • @higunner00
      @higunner00 2 года назад +2

      MLM is usually a non plus, is like having a hole in your employment. Your social media however is weighted very heavily if you are front of house or HR. Backroom and support people can stand it a little more but I somehow don't think she qualified highly enough to withstand a social media background check

    • @jlpkbrb1086
      @jlpkbrb1086 Месяц назад

      I hire, I consider time with an MLM a resume gap.

  • @ExSharkV
    @ExSharkV 2 года назад +5

    Hearing about Modere brought up the memories of why I left my old taekwondo school...The instructors' wives/girlfriends/fiancees and the female instructors all sold for Modere and their pushy sales pitches caused nearly all the adult students to quit (myself included). I was once asked to attend a one-on-one with the head instructor for what I THOUGHT was going to be an opportunity to become an assistant instructor but NOPE his wife wanted me in her down-line and he was asking me on her behalf (I was 29 and one of the few women who didn't have a child in the school's youth program). I respectfully told him I wasn't interested in the business opportunity nor would I be renewing my membership with the school when it expired the following month.

  • @Analaigh22
    @Analaigh22 3 года назад +84

    I’m genuinely concerned for that first woman. I hope she truly has people in her life who can help her, who aren’t Huns trying to make money off her.
    Also I’m pretty sure it’s illegal to work seven days a week, 14 hours per day for multiple weeks. There are labor laws that set limits on things like that.

    • @jakzine540
      @jakzine540 2 года назад +3

      Something makes me wonder...what demented third-world sweatshop was she working for? Or, here's an even scarier thought...what if it never happened? What if she worked a, at most, 40 hour week 5-day shift and just went batshit insane because someone snarled at her for insufficient sauce cups?

    • @Mollyrae0607
      @Mollyrae0607 Год назад +3

      In the pharmacy I was doing 14 days straight 14hr days and the manager told me it wasn’t illegal when I told her I need a day off. I finally left after she made me go a whole month without a day off

    • @jenniferjump7865
      @jenniferjump7865 6 месяцев назад

      It might depend on where you are, where I am there is a law called ODRISA-one day rest in seven-making it against labor laws to work 7 days in a week

  • @BetweenTheShelves20
    @BetweenTheShelves20 4 месяца назад +2

    Hannah! OMG! This woman is insane. It's really funny, because she's suppossed to be selling why working on an MLM is great and all that, but instead she just ranted, yelled, cursed every two words, and just went bat poop crazy! "So, there's that" perfectly summarises that woman!! 🤣

    • @iijules
      @iijules 4 месяца назад

      Came here to say this LOL I curse as much as the rest of them but this was over the top. It came off as aggressive and annoying. Even if I was considering joining some kind of scammy MLM, which of course would never happen, it wouldn’t be with her. 😂

  • @kbyrd5495
    @kbyrd5495 3 года назад +79

    As a full time working mother in a corporate job, it really drives me crazy to hear them talk down on us. I work my butt off at work so I can provide a good life for my child. I receive a paycheck every Friday. I have good health insurance. My child is very well taken care of at a daycare and he is thriving. They make it sound so black and white and it's not.
    Also, a LOT of people can't "make a little money to (possibly) make more later". What she doesn't specify is a little means "nothing". It's so frustrating to hear them say that because it's so ignorant. Many mothers and fathers need to make something every week.

    • @HannahAlonzo
      @HannahAlonzo  3 года назад +17

      Thank you for saying this! Not every mother can/wants to stay home with their kids and that’s perfectly okay! I hate that overgeneralization about what mothers “should” do.

    • @carrieshirley6167
      @carrieshirley6167 3 года назад +6

      @@HannahAlonzo YES!! I would make a terrible sahm! I don't want to work from home.

    • @PunchyPink87
      @PunchyPink87 3 года назад +6

      I'm not a mom so I can't speak on this personally, but am in 1,000% agreement. The mom shaming that goes on in mlm's is insane and reflects the fact that they've all been reading the same page out of the Tupperware playbook written for the post-war housewife.

    • @kbyrd5495
      @kbyrd5495 3 года назад +4

      The shame of working moms has become ridiculous. I completely understand the feeling of saddness and guilt that someone else is raising your child but once I worked through that and realized that I am still the mother and I am still raising my son (I'm just not with him 24/7) then the guilt and sadness went away. Sure he is in daycare during the day but I am teaching him how to brush his teeth, I am teaching him how to put on his clothes, but most importantly I am teaching him how to love unconditionally and how to be a good person.
      I know what these people say is not true and I shouldn't listen to them but when it is constantly being throw at your face it is kinda hard to not think about. ❤

    • @ridiculousspider
      @ridiculousspider 3 года назад +7

      Having been a working mom, I agree with you 100%. Other people taking care of your child(dren) for, let's say, 8 hours a day isn't the same as them raising your kid. A daycare doesn't raise children any more than a regular school does. What it can do is teach your child how to interact with other children and adults. Daycare left my kid prepared for actual school.

  • @w0345776
    @w0345776 5 месяцев назад +2

    They don’t support you. They NEED you!!!!

  • @AllLifeIsTravesty
    @AllLifeIsTravesty 3 года назад +44

    I gotta say, that first Hun doesn't sound like she's living her best life right now in her MLM. The amount of frothing rage she's spewing tells me her life hasn't really improved substantially and she obviously hasn't processed whatever trauma she's experienced. I will also say her rant sounds very similar to a manic episode of some sort, like it reminds me *exactly* of how I talk when I'm having an episode. Girl needs to see a therapist and/or a psychiatrist STAT.

    • @supernova11711
      @supernova11711 2 года назад +5

      It honestly breaks my heart. I hope she finds the right help and the proper meds if she needs them. Everyone deserves peace.

  • @jewelrymaven2302
    @jewelrymaven2302 2 года назад +6

    I would NEVER work for a person like her! she really needs help.

  • @yolandaponkers1581
    @yolandaponkers1581 3 года назад +25

    Like, imagine being in a normal business meeting and your boss just starts dropping F bombs about every third or fourth word. It just doesn’t happen in legitimate professional settings!

    • @LaLa-xf7ku
      @LaLa-xf7ku 3 года назад +1

      I thought about that for a minute to picture it and laugh but then I realized she isnt qualified to walk in the building and somehow that is everyone else's fault!

  • @kyunghi
    @kyunghi Год назад +1

    i just love watching Hannah's horrified expression with the first girl! so cute and hilarious!

  • @thepinkdragongirl
    @thepinkdragongirl 2 года назад +1

    The best thing I got from her video, is I need to cut back on my swearing, big time, so I dont sound like this ever. Thanks hun. 🤣🤣

  • @jessummlee8866
    @jessummlee8866 3 года назад +33

    She sounds like a kid who just learnt that word and wants to sound cool.

  • @llovley
    @llovley 6 месяцев назад +2

    "But if you want to get far you also don't work this #&$* job when you're trying to get money."
    She hit the nail on the head!! 🔨

  • @CarboneCat
    @CarboneCat 3 года назад +37

    That first girl is absolutely unhinged. It’s clear she’s pissed at her situation because, as she said, she at the third time trying to climb the pyramid and she’s failing at it. I did understood that she works a job on top of it as she’s not earning enough with Monat. She’s spiteful at the workforce because we’re everything she despises. She needs to grow up ASAP or she’ll be beyond miserable.

  • @psmlrd
    @psmlrd 2 года назад +1

    something about u eatin pie and casually watching these mental clips has got me good😂 i love your energy!!

  • @AyshaDancer
    @AyshaDancer 3 года назад +11

    OMG, the second-hand embarrassment I feel right now, is HIGH! What just happened?! The young woman in the first clip is so angry!

    • @kristyrussell1748
      @kristyrussell1748 3 года назад +2

      Omg I was just gonna send this to you!! 😂😂

    • @AyshaDancer
      @AyshaDancer 3 года назад +2

      @@kristyrussell1748 Haha! Great minds! That was terrifying to watch!

  • @charlottehernandez8803
    @charlottehernandez8803 2 года назад +3

    I hope this girl gets help. She can’t be taken seriously!

  • @Nocturnalux
    @Nocturnalux 3 года назад +32

    That first woman...I think it all too obvious that she needs help. I'm not saying this to be mean to her, virtually everyone will need help at some point in their life but the amount of hurt and pain coming through makes me genuinely worried for her. Worse, by her own admission, she does these rants frequently.
    This is, of course, not the MLM's fault as you so aptly pointed out but toxic positivity has hijacked everything and I am sure it made it harder for her to get actual therapy. Instead, the MLM has taken over her life as a solution to deep, deep problems that need to be actually addressed.

  • @honeylis7
    @honeylis7 Год назад

    The way you stare at the screen @11:15 is HYSTERICAL

  • @christiannaauthor
    @christiannaauthor 3 года назад +44

    That first girl made no since! If she is having such a great life why is she so angry 🙄. As a mom who works full time I was just insulted by everything that came out of her mouth

    • @HannahAlonzo
      @HannahAlonzo  3 года назад +3

      Yeah I really didn’t like the undertone of “if you’re a mom you have to stay home with your kids” throughout that clip 😕

    • @amyelizabeth135
      @amyelizabeth135 3 года назад +3

      @@HannahAlonzo sounds like shes trying to guilt trip mums and mums to be, man she gets angry towards the end 🤣

    • @supernova11711
      @supernova11711 2 года назад +3

      She’s clearly sick. It’s best to try not to take things personally.

  • @glamourchick21
    @glamourchick21 2 года назад +1

    I swear I have watched this video fifteen times because the first woman fascinates me so much.

  • @wintermistique3399
    @wintermistique3399 3 года назад +16

    "Oh she's swearing left and right this must be a serious opportunity" says no one!

  • @lizmsim1
    @lizmsim1 11 месяцев назад +1

    Well done on listening to all this level of crazy! Oh my goodness! She sounds like she needs counselling & medication. I hope she finds what she needs.

  • @CourtneeRae
    @CourtneeRae 3 года назад +59

    Ummm....I cuss like a sailor but Alyssa was doing THE most. Angry hunbot was angry. Maybe she should reach out to an oil hun bc she could use some aromatherapy.

    • @Karen_of_Kanada
      @Karen_of_Kanada 3 года назад +6

      She needs that YL one that cleanses the evils (from the last MLM horror stories).

    • @rebeccaford5397
      @rebeccaford5397 3 года назад +1

      I thought I had a potty mouth! Not even close.

    • @sammacfiggen1275
      @sammacfiggen1275 2 года назад +1

      I screamed at this comment 😂😂 Hun inception

    • @Ann-jx7hp
      @Ann-jx7hp Год назад

      @@Karen_of_Kanada Where's an Amare hun when you need one? Girl needs some "mental health " supplements 🤣 Honestly, this girl needs professional help. She is suffering and these rants are proof of that. I hope her loved ones see this and help her get the help she needs.

  • @toryalyn
    @toryalyn 10 дней назад +1

    That one lady sounds like a middle schooler that just started experimenting with swearing lmao

  • @Sportsgirl128
    @Sportsgirl128 3 года назад +8

    There is so much anger.. and her words are so sharp, but with venom and not grace. This was something else..