Our Flag Means Sex - Exploring the Pacific - Extra History

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  • Опубликовано: 7 ноя 2024

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  • @extrahistory
    @extrahistory  Год назад +8135

    For historical figures that nailed it check out our "Exploring the Pacific" Series ruclips.net/video/Y1suZVUoxCA/видео.html

  • @ryanedgerton1982
    @ryanedgerton1982 Год назад +8145

    “To win one hundred victories in one hundred battles is not the acme of skill. To subdue the enemy without fighting is the acme of skill.” ~ Sun Tzu

  • @K9TheFirst1
    @K9TheFirst1 Год назад +24891

    "Fearing for the Dolphin's Integrity"
    Because the crew's integrity were long gone.

    • @Danheron2
      @Danheron2 Год назад +716

      Lmao they never had integrity to lose 😂

    • @painvillegaming4119
      @painvillegaming4119 Год назад +414

      @@Danheron2 they have as much integrity as a discord mod

    • @ThatScottishAtlantic57
      @ThatScottishAtlantic57 Год назад +201

      They sold their integrity to the natives as well......

    • @thebestteammate6528
      @thebestteammate6528 Год назад +91

      They have as much integrity as our chances of paying off all worldly debt

    • @TheAKgunner
      @TheAKgunner Год назад

      @@ThatScottishAtlantic57 What did their integrity buy them, I wonder?
      By which I mean, “how much sex could something that small and worthless have bought them?”

  • @Cartoonicus
    @Cartoonicus Год назад +11183

    "I just want to say... I am DEEPLY disappointed in you boys."
    - Captain Wallis (probably)

    • @DirtySoulsTV
      @DirtySoulsTV 10 месяцев назад +413

      "Was it worth it boys? Okay well..maybe a little"

    • @pantman687
      @pantman687 9 месяцев назад +235

      *Walks away with a box of nails

    • @imnugget8085
      @imnugget8085 9 месяцев назад +98

      "But Captain Wallis what happen to the nails to your Hamnik! Sus 🤨

    • @AZGamezYT
      @AZGamezYT 9 месяцев назад +40

      "Eh, i'd sleep on dirt another month if i had to."

    • @Bingsoc
      @Bingsoc 9 месяцев назад +27

      But captain hear me out

  • @ThePonderingOrb
    @ThePonderingOrb 4 месяца назад +1001

    Me watching bro run towards the time machine with several boxes of nails: 👁️👄👁️

    • @ar5611
      @ar5611 2 месяца назад +47

      Don’t judge him

    • @ghillieman-nq2pr
      @ghillieman-nq2pr 11 дней назад

      ​@@ar5611facts

    • @martinnavarrete5279
      @martinnavarrete5279 5 дней назад +17

      Plot twist he will use the nails to ensure the boat is not at risk so the english never abbandon the region

  • @giacomoromano8842
    @giacomoromano8842 Год назад +12321

    "I am sorry captain, that Tussy made me act unwise."
    -every mariner aboard the Dolphin, later to Wallis.

    • @Rippertear
      @Rippertear Год назад +1595

      That Tahussy got 'em wildin

    • @1224chrisng
      @1224chrisng Год назад +2879

      that's what they get for naming the boat after the horniest creature in the sea

    • @extrahistory
      @extrahistory  Год назад +1698

      @@1224chrisng LOL

    • @homesteadddddd
      @homesteadddddd Год назад +222

      @@extrahistory 💀💀💀💀

    • @Mogeli
      @Mogeli Год назад +128

      @@1224chrisng I dunno, I would give that title to the narwhal

  • @Joaquin_Peyronel
    @Joaquin_Peyronel Год назад +7778

    I see why Dutch was so enthusiastic about Tahiti

    • @dogeweeb3779
      @dogeweeb3779 10 месяцев назад +228

      Dutch just need the Money Enough to go to Tahiti and Buy the Nails Later 😂

    • @ramblinnernd5905
      @ramblinnernd5905 9 месяцев назад +111

      Yeah, to farm mangos of course!

    • @JhonAronAdevino
      @JhonAronAdevino 8 месяцев назад +30

      Yes sir

    • @justanotheranimeprofilepic
      @justanotheranimeprofilepic 7 месяцев назад +33

      We just need a bit of money for a few nails!

    • @earthling_parth
      @earthling_parth 7 месяцев назад +19

      To anyone wondering, this is about a character called Dutch from one of the best games of all time - Red Dead Redemption 2❤

  • @alexs1954
    @alexs1954 Год назад +6614

    The expression of the IRS man is GOLDEN.

    • @mixtape9123
      @mixtape9123 Год назад +277

      "... what... in... gods.. holy.. FU-"

    • @jameswolf133
      @jameswolf133 Год назад +232

      Like the Python sketch where they discuss taxing “thingy.”

    • @jorgec98
      @jorgec98 Год назад +64

      It's not golden. It's iron

    • @philiphockenbury6563
      @philiphockenbury6563 Год назад +98

      It’s pure fear and confusion under a cracking mask of professionalism.

    • @foxmind2490
      @foxmind2490 Год назад +28

      I’ve rewatched that one part about 10x already 😂

  • @fameasser123
    @fameasser123 6 месяцев назад +971

    Those pictures of the crew trying to scavenge for nails from their hammocks and ship is hilarious. Just the way the looks on their faces gradually escalating and getting more and more anxious and/or excited and/or worried is funny as all hell ROFLMFAO XD.

  • @prankest7440
    @prankest7440 7 месяцев назад +7085

    “ARTHUR, WE GOTTA GO TO TAHITI!”

    • @GuestGamez214
      @GuestGamez214 6 месяцев назад +238

      Nailed it

    • @lucky_cult5268
      @lucky_cult5268 5 месяцев назад +152

      But Dutch! Abigail is still kidnapped and John's dead! Do you want Jack to be grown up like Micah?

    • @PIDI_by2010
      @PIDI_by2010 5 месяцев назад +42

      @@lucky_cult5268Micah had a dad, Micah is actually a jr.

    • @averycheesypotato
      @averycheesypotato 5 месяцев назад +45

      @@PIDI_by2010 He’s even Micah the third. I think that would sound better in Sean’s accent though.
      “Micah tuh Turd”

    • @chocov1233
      @chocov1233 5 месяцев назад +10

      I was literally just recommended a short video ranking Red Dead Redemption II shotguns. Guess the sawed-off shotgun was the worst of the 5 that are in the game.

  • @pipebombpete.6861
    @pipebombpete.6861 Год назад +42526

    Of course the French came running up when they heard about horny island.

    • @painvillegaming4119
      @painvillegaming4119 Год назад +1868

      I would say Napoleon was on board but he wasn't born yet

    • @JonMow
      @JonMow Год назад +1116

      they stay "longer",you cant beat the french when it comes to "love"

    • @bobpiss3400
      @bobpiss3400 Год назад +591

      They must have brought more iron.

    • @tashacooper1753
      @tashacooper1753 Год назад +168

      That is the best title for it

    • @ryanmarlin2974
      @ryanmarlin2974 Год назад +213

      ​@@JonMow love and French shouldn't be used in the same sentence.

  • @redsled2269
    @redsled2269 Год назад +6016

    “Arthur, John! I have a plan… we just need some nails.”
    -Dutch Van Der Linde

    • @henryishenry2972
      @henryishenry2972 10 месяцев назад +175

      “What happened to money Dutch?”

    • @dogeweeb3779
      @dogeweeb3779 10 месяцев назад +152

      “Why the hell did we need Nails anyways, Dutch?”

    • @lonewolf745
      @lonewolf745 9 месяцев назад +90

      Who even lives on Tahiti? Tahitians?

    • @Postaldude2003
      @Postaldude2003 9 месяцев назад +70

      "You always got a plan, dutch."

    • @nicolasdequadros2734
      @nicolasdequadros2734 9 месяцев назад +48

      We just need nails... and time

  • @error4v0r47
    @error4v0r47 6 месяцев назад +743

    “Why did your expedition fail?”
    “Um…poor crew management?”
    (Looks back at crew)
    “Yeah…poor management.”

    • @smawrtygowty5269
      @smawrtygowty5269 14 дней назад +4

      Poor screw management.

    • @squid_cake
      @squid_cake 9 дней назад +2

      *ship loudly falls apart in background*

  • @oilybat3269
    @oilybat3269 Год назад +2494

    *You searched:*
    *Iron nails in bulk*
    *Flights to Tahiti*
    *How to sneak nails past airport customs*

    • @Rekkenze
      @Rekkenze Год назад +112

      Time travel

    • @chaomatic5328
      @chaomatic5328 Год назад +35

      @@Rekkenze rocket science

    • @Hoshimaru57
      @Hoshimaru57 Год назад +49

      Might want to add: Is this practice still a thing?

    • @chaomatic5328
      @chaomatic5328 Год назад +63

      @@Hoshimaru57 Irrelevant, we got a time machine. Now hop in, and don't forget your nail

    • @ballistictip9301
      @ballistictip9301 Год назад +41

      ​@@chaomatic5328 me and the boys going out to get that tahussy

  • @bodaciouschad
    @bodaciouschad Год назад +4204

    Thats legitimately a genius plan on the native's part. "Ok. The guys plan failed. Time for plan V."

    • @connormclernon26
      @connormclernon26 Год назад +265

      Venereal disease?

    • @thecreatorofthedark
      @thecreatorofthedark Год назад +52

      Plan x

    • @alexandrub8786
      @alexandrub8786 Год назад +341

      ​@@connormclernon26 people really forget how dangerous the act of sex was back in the day with the french/spanish/dutch/english/[insert ethnic group here] disease around and very easy to "gift" to others

    • @xX_Frogii_Xx
      @xX_Frogii_Xx Год назад +78

      The v stands for vagi-

    • @painvillegaming4119
      @painvillegaming4119 Год назад +26

      Are we sure it was a plan ?

  • @devinstatesman2478
    @devinstatesman2478 Год назад +8054

    "Captain that Tahussy got me questioning my loyalty to the crown"

    • @epsilonarcaneresearch1945
      @epsilonarcaneresearch1945 Год назад +420

      Sir take my like and leave.

    • @ERAA-on-YT
      @ERAA-on-YT Год назад +245

      I wasn't prepared for this reference and now I can't stop laughing

    • @flowercrowny4056
      @flowercrowny4056 Год назад +81

      You. You get a like. This is gold.

    • @subartic
      @subartic Год назад +43

      Funniest sh1t I've ever seen

    • @paperhat_boi
      @paperhat_boi Год назад +11

      @@ERAA-on-YT it's not, just universal

  • @tomasfeduniak271
    @tomasfeduniak271 4 месяца назад +97

    The French getting word of an island where nails get you some cooter:
    "ZAT EZ DESGUZTENG! WHERE??"

  • @RabdoInternetGuy
    @RabdoInternetGuy Год назад +7395

    "Horny British seamen lose a Colony to the French due to Down Bad disease"

    • @isolehommemisreable
      @isolehommemisreable 9 месяцев назад +318

      The British be spilling seamen over Tahiti

    • @aspebb
      @aspebb 8 месяцев назад +142

      It's sea MAN
      - Seaman

    • @jayewrite1256
      @jayewrite1256 8 месяцев назад +87

      You nailed that joke

    • @LevitheEldritchAbomination
      @LevitheEldritchAbomination 8 месяцев назад +43

      Haha seamen

    • @aran_200
      @aran_200 8 месяцев назад +27

      ​@@isolehommemisreable bone apple teeth 💀💀💀

  • @Nevict
    @Nevict Год назад +22349

    And thus, the verb "to nail" was born.

  • @mohammadsharif9192
    @mohammadsharif9192 Год назад +17885

    "So how did you save your country from the British invasion ?"
    "Sex...lots of sex"

    • @leduoanime9156
      @leduoanime9156 Год назад +5

      "We fucked them.".

    • @dereckdanechallonergascond1374
      @dereckdanechallonergascond1374 Год назад +1372

      The British: 😐
      The colonies: 😏

    •  Год назад +621

      Well, being part of the French colonial empire wasn't really a better deal.

    • @leduoanime9156
      @leduoanime9156 Год назад +498

      @ Because French had more nails ? 😆

    • @sunset2.00
      @sunset2.00 Год назад +449

      ​@@leduoanime9156 the French came prepared

  • @joaovb5824
    @joaovb5824 4 месяца назад +125

    "We will be harvesting mangos in Tahiti in no time, Arthur"

  • @Blazingstudios882
    @Blazingstudios882 Год назад +69717

    Imagine losing your claim to a Island because your crew were horny lol

    • @MrJMB122
      @MrJMB122 Год назад +2506

      That every navy ship

    • @sonicdueler
      @sonicdueler Год назад +1190

      yea but if anyone told me this happened i would believe it

    • @KyuSpectrum
      @KyuSpectrum Год назад +193

      Lol

    • @ember2933
      @ember2933 Год назад +1356

      Okay, to be fair, this was the 1700s where ship voyages were pretty long, so these guys lasting months without seeing a woman would make them act really unwise when they'd arrive in a populated island.

    • @jameswolf133
      @jameswolf133 Год назад +435

      They got screwed out of that one.

  • @witchboy44
    @witchboy44 Год назад +64826

    English Captain: Oh no! My crew is gonna take apart our ship to get nails for sex
    French Captain: Gentlemen, disassemble the ship

  • @samuellawrencesbookclub8250
    @samuellawrencesbookclub8250 Год назад +8338

    POV: You are a Tahitian man wondering where your wife goes to get her nails done

    • @xx_darklord747_xx6
      @xx_darklord747_xx6 Год назад +741

      Goes to get herself done for nails*

    • @haven_lady675
      @haven_lady675 Год назад +243

      I heard they are ok with that since it's cultural.
      Also I love puns XD

    • @DrummerrDuckie
      @DrummerrDuckie 11 месяцев назад +105

      Pffft nailed it 🤣🤣🤣

    • @anastaziaqtt
      @anastaziaqtt 10 месяцев назад +16

      💀

    • @nadiarey4196
      @nadiarey4196 10 месяцев назад +26

      Commenter is genius and a world treasure

  • @nattananchunbunluesook8474
    @nattananchunbunluesook8474 5 месяцев назад +85

    “Slingshot me once, shame on you, slingshot me twice, I obliterate you with multiple cannons.” -Captain S. Wallis

  • @lordwoods8631
    @lordwoods8631 Год назад +8145

    The British: “Oh… this is a problem”
    The French:”ONH HONH HONH OUI OUI!”

    • @josephquinonez2652
      @josephquinonez2652 10 месяцев назад +98

      😂

    • @swastikqjana7128
      @swastikqjana7128 9 месяцев назад +233

      I read this in a freaking French accent too😭😭😭

    • @Konpekikaminari
      @Konpekikaminari 9 месяцев назад +189

      @@swastikqjana7128 as you are legally required to do

    • @cheezarose
      @cheezarose 9 месяцев назад +91

      I'm a native French speaker and this made me laugh 😂

    • @maniox9772
      @maniox9772 9 месяцев назад +21

      I was thinking the same thing 😂

  • @michaellohmeier6427
    @michaellohmeier6427 11 месяцев назад +975

    The IRS face was awesome. He wasn't sure what to make out of this. Either he was too disgusted, too shocked, too jealous or everything at once.

    • @aaroncabatingan5238
      @aaroncabatingan5238 9 месяцев назад +71

      IRS: How the hell do we tax this?
      EDIT: Have the entire crew pay child support lol

    • @Analog_Anarchist
      @Analog_Anarchist 9 месяцев назад +34

      He was probably thinking: "Damn, why didn't we come up with that first?"

    • @SirToaster9330
      @SirToaster9330 8 месяцев назад +11

      @@aaroncabatingan5238I guess there are faiths worse than death

    • @Rolando_Cueva
      @Rolando_Cueva 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@SirToaster9330 fates*

  • @raresdumitras3291
    @raresdumitras3291 Год назад +934

    Tahitian women took the love for one's country to a new level.

    • @prestonjones1653
      @prestonjones1653 Год назад +105

      And love for someone else's country considering how many half-English kids were probably running around nine months later.

    • @zacharyarnettentertainment7503
      @zacharyarnettentertainment7503 Год назад +11

      Wow

    • @martijn3015
      @martijn3015 Год назад +1

      yeah.. I think they were nailing it

    • @Carols989
      @Carols989 9 месяцев назад +2

      Lets be honest there was some male bussy involved too

  • @cloud2018
    @cloud2018 4 месяца назад +46

    Wallis' crew also handed out a whole lot of venereal disease, which the French found out about......because reasons.
    The women in Tahiti also the main reason for the mutiny aboard the HMS Bounty. Fascinating story. I wrote a paper on this in college.

    • @megan5867
      @megan5867 15 дней назад

      Really? What happened with the HMS Bounty? I also have to imagine in addition to VD, there were probably a lot of little half British babies after that as well. Fascinating story.

  • @kzlmao
    @kzlmao Год назад +5485

    "Arthur, you wouldn't happen to have any nails would you?"

    • @TheForbiddenChode
      @TheForbiddenChode Год назад +272

      Arthur: It was your idea to go to Tahiti. I’m just reaping the benefits.
      John: (enters) Arthur I woke up on the floor without my hammock and an IOU note. Care to explain?

    • @KingArthurWs
      @KingArthurWs Год назад +41

      No. Lost em all.

    • @lenny9672
      @lenny9672 Год назад +71

      “Miss abigal i fear you might not be needed here anymore “

    • @Casual_guy1234
      @Casual_guy1234 Год назад +25

      Rember folks, its a good thing micah was a rat, so we can avoid this timeline

    • @gisi5276
      @gisi5276 Год назад +31

      So that's why dutch wanted to go to Tahiti

  • @selectivystupid.1030
    @selectivystupid.1030 Год назад +1479

    English crew: Make sure we tell nobody-
    French crew: *HON HON HON*

    • @da-random-user
      @da-random-user Год назад +7

      Underrated

    • @misterthemad994
      @misterthemad994 Год назад +7

      Just hope you don't believe this hon hon hon thing to be genuinely French, because it isn't, no French has never ever said this. Only exception is when a French says it to make fun of english speaking people that, for some stupid reason only their english speaking brain can understand, want to add an N at the end of "ho ho" or "oh oh".

    • @selectivystupid.1030
      @selectivystupid.1030 Год назад +44

      @@misterthemad994 Jesus christ calm down. I know they don't actively say it that's the reason why we say hon hon hon because that's one of the few stereotypes we've established for them. Not everyone believes or thinks they actively say that as a serious way.

    • @purplebrickwall
      @purplebrickwall Год назад +28

      @@misterthemad994 I'm french and we actually laugh like that.

    • @misterthemad994
      @misterthemad994 Год назад +3

      @@purplebrickwall I'm French and I don't actually laugh like that.

  • @thestateofdelaware8057
    @thestateofdelaware8057 Год назад +3650

    “Dutch why the hell did you spend half our money on nails!?”
    “I got plans in the making Arthur, have some god damn faith for once”

    • @history-jovian
      @history-jovian Год назад +50

      RDR2 reference

    • @kunalsanwal
      @kunalsanwal Год назад +38

      Micha told me something arthur

    • @thebestteammate6528
      @thebestteammate6528 Год назад +50

      Arthur- “NO DUTCH YOU BETTER NOT GET US KILLED JUST SO YOUR NO LONGER A VIRGIN”

    • @gisi5276
      @gisi5276 Год назад +8

      ​@@thebestteammate6528 wait Dutch is a virgin? I thought he had something with the O'shear lady

    • @thebestteammate6528
      @thebestteammate6528 Год назад +3

      Sorta

  • @maciekboronski601
    @maciekboronski601 4 месяца назад +104

    „And who lives there?”
    „Tahitians, i guess”

  • @MaxMckayful
    @MaxMckayful Год назад +2459

    Welp, it's official. I've decided to name my band Tahiti Sex Nail

    • @Southern_Crusader
      @Southern_Crusader Год назад +70

      I’d buy tickets to that concert.

    • @pegmay7209
      @pegmay7209 Год назад +87

      Please tell me one of your songs involves a tale of men denailing a ship so that they could get nailed.

    • @shaggy4real97
      @shaggy4real97 Год назад +82

      ​@@pegmay7209 call it "Nailed for Nails"

    • @mrmusicgamer5319
      @mrmusicgamer5319 Год назад +27

      ​@@shaggy4real97 That's a little on the head.

    • @shaggy4real97
      @shaggy4real97 Год назад +23

      @@mrmusicgamer5319 you nailed that

  • @Sapheiorus
    @Sapheiorus Год назад +954

    "Stones failed to deconstruct that vessel. Let's just take their nuts and nails instead."
    "You mean their 'nuts and bolts', ma'am?"
    "I said what I said."

    • @joel-uw2lg
      @joel-uw2lg Год назад +50

      And should they take all there glue ma'am

  • @demosuarusyt3227
    @demosuarusyt3227 Год назад +2283

    “Dutch remind me to bring nails” - Arthur Morgan

    • @gisi5276
      @gisi5276 Год назад +70

      "we just need some N A I L S"

    • @PFGFrankly
      @PFGFrankly 11 месяцев назад +39

      When I saw this. Been playing RDR2. I see why dutch want to go here

    • @ralsei8249
      @ralsei8249 11 месяцев назад +24

      Mangoes in Tahiti orthur we just need some money and a little more goddamn FAITH

    • @Chimjjl
      @Chimjjl 10 месяцев назад +12

      Man no wonder the Van der Lindes never got to Tahiti. Dutch was all about MUNEH when it should have been about NAILS.

    • @alpacaofthemountain8760
      @alpacaofthemountain8760 9 месяцев назад +1

      AUUUUUUUUUUUURTHOOOOOR

  • @Bllue
    @Bllue Месяц назад +8

    Give the animator a raise please. The eyebrows, the eyes panning up, the increasingly desperate expressions. Amazing. 10/10

  • @kat8295
    @kat8295 Год назад +3243

    Imagine almost losing a ship because your crew was too horny.
    *Imagine losing a whole ass island because your crew wasn't horny enough.*

    • @dorkfish1275
      @dorkfish1275 Год назад +53

      wait wut, whats that second part's context.

    • @Threezi04
      @Threezi04 Год назад +1

      ​​@@dorkfish1275 Britain lost the island cos they weren't horny enough to risk staying there

    • @MashZ
      @MashZ Год назад +333

      ​@@dorkfish1275 if they were hornier and kept dismantling the ship for nails, they'd be stranded in the island, preserving the UK claim on it

    • @nurainiarsad7395
      @nurainiarsad7395 Год назад +42

      nah just the captain wanted to go home for some reason

    • @dorkfish1275
      @dorkfish1275 Год назад +75

      @@nurainiarsad7395 probably remembered he had a wife.

  • @marksandinoespera2570
    @marksandinoespera2570 7 месяцев назад +21971

    Tahitian: getting nails
    Wallace’s crew: getting nailed

    • @jamesbrooks2179
      @jamesbrooks2179 7 месяцев назад +286

      Hmm Yes But actually yes

    • @TGACmapper11
      @TGACmapper11 7 месяцев назад +145

      he’s got a point

    • @PainDude-vh6nk
      @PainDude-vh6nk 6 месяцев назад +106

      Nailing*

    • @jamesbrooks2179
      @jamesbrooks2179 6 месяцев назад +18

      @@PainDude-vh6nk lol

    • @Reppo80085
      @Reppo80085 6 месяцев назад +74

      " *50-50 EVERYONE IS HAPPY* "
      " *TIT FOR TAT* "

  • @NOAHGG10
    @NOAHGG10 Год назад +1421

    So that's why Dutch van der Linde wanted to go to Tahiti so badly.

    • @ThatoneComrade-444
      @ThatoneComrade-444 Год назад +283

      “Arthur ARTHUR we must get that Tahussy Arthur”

    • @ramenbomberdeluxe4958
      @ramenbomberdeluxe4958 Год назад +54

      @@ThatoneComrade-444 S H U T -
      -Arthur and John collectively, probably

    • @michaelbarnes5223
      @michaelbarnes5223 Год назад +77

      The camp funds box is just full of nails.

    • @thebestteammate6528
      @thebestteammate6528 Год назад +37

      Arthur Morgan after watching this Video: So that’s why we bought 50,000 nails

    • @Masolaaine
      @Masolaaine Год назад +36

      Please Arthur! Just have some GODDAMN FAITH!

  • @avaskaracitta
    @avaskaracitta 3 месяца назад +25

    so this is where the term "getting nailed" comes from

  • @bigbones90
    @bigbones90 Год назад +1212

    *“I TOLD YOU I HAD A PLAN, ARTHUR!”*

  • @idnyftw
    @idnyftw Год назад +1938

    I can imagine one Tahitian in the council meeting going "Guys... GUYS! I have a plan, listen, just hear me out, okay? It's gonna sound crazy, buuuuut..."

    • @dog1sauce123
      @dog1sauce123 11 месяцев назад +159

      "You just gotta have some FAITH!"

    • @happydonkey5333
      @happydonkey5333 11 месяцев назад +93

      "Hear me out..."

    • @Mr.Prussuan
      @Mr.Prussuan 11 месяцев назад +84

      "Just hear me out on this one.."

    • @PurpleCreates
      @PurpleCreates 10 месяцев назад +74

      "might seem crazy what I'm bout to saaaay-"

    • @inkersbrew6370
      @inkersbrew6370 10 месяцев назад +56

      "No, no! You guys just don't understand!"

  • @aspinthesnake5636
    @aspinthesnake5636 8 месяцев назад +10139

    Maybe not-so-fun fact: A few years after this incident, there was an outbreak of syphilis in Tahiti. It’s ended up being blamed on the French, but chances are it was actually Wallis’s crew who were the culprits

    • @harrietjameson
      @harrietjameson 7 месяцев назад +1091

      nah the french probably got in on the nail action too

    • @erik299188
      @erik299188 7 месяцев назад +284

      The British got their revenge

    • @jacaredosvudu1638
      @jacaredosvudu1638 7 месяцев назад +101

      Martyr perk

    • @roringusanda2837
      @roringusanda2837 7 месяцев назад +443

      Nickname for syphilis is "getting the nail"...and for doing sexytime, is "getting nailed". But for getting drunk, really really drunk, it's "getting hammered".🤔hmm...

    • @SpencerMadrid-c8z
      @SpencerMadrid-c8z 7 месяцев назад +22

      This made me laugh

  • @piratekingreq3661
    @piratekingreq3661 5 месяцев назад +13

    Now I know why Dutch wanted to go to Tahiti so bad 💀💀💀😭

  • @TheCompleteMental
    @TheCompleteMental 10 месяцев назад +658

    Such a wholesome story about people coming together

  • @YippeKaYay420
    @YippeKaYay420 Год назад +4669

    "Hey how many nails did y'all trade for sex?"
    "Yes."

    • @extrahistory
      @extrahistory  Год назад +361

      😂😂😂 Thank you so much for the support!

    • @YippeKaYay420
      @YippeKaYay420 Год назад +46

      @@extrahistory No problem happy to help!

    • @freezolman8780
      @freezolman8780 Год назад +17

      2 nails
      That's why I still got no bi****s

    • @Benniememes
      @Benniememes Год назад +5

      ​@@freezolman8780and is better from your pfp too

    • @iamlouis1495
      @iamlouis1495 Год назад +7

      I have no nails but does finger nails count?

  • @WojtaDaCat
    @WojtaDaCat Год назад +8903

    “Uhh captain? I don’t think these are the Virgin Islands” 💀

  • @PDMwastakenapparentley
    @PDMwastakenapparentley 3 месяца назад +15

    So much for “harvesting mangoes”, now we know the real reason dutch wanted to go to tahiti

  • @RedEyesSV
    @RedEyesSV Год назад +3777

    Lesson learned today is that horniness can prevent colonization

    • @evanlight2550
      @evanlight2550 Год назад +234

      Unless it’s with the French.

    • @cann0708
      @cann0708 Год назад +124

      ​@@evanlight2550and Spanish

    • @str2010
      @str2010 Год назад +141

      Prevent British colonisation, you mean. To the french on the other hand that sweetens the deal

    • @redzard2015
      @redzard2015 Год назад +43

      Conquistadors: Allow us to intruce ourselves

    • @eltrevixd
      @eltrevixd Год назад +9

      Not for the spanish

  • @BlokHeadAnim
    @BlokHeadAnim 7 месяцев назад +8484

    Wallace: "You fools! If you don't stop behaving like this, we're going to be stranded here!"
    The crew: "oh nooooooooo that'd be terrible..." *pries more nails*

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 5 месяцев назад +46

      E‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

    • @TopsideCrisis346
      @TopsideCrisis346 5 месяцев назад +271

      "Quickly, crew! We need ALL THE NAILS! ALL OF THEM!!!"

    • @hydraman246
      @hydraman246 5 месяцев назад +257

      9 months later.
      “Captain! We need to get out of here!”
      Meanwhile, Wallas 😑

    • @innersight6070
      @innersight6070 5 месяцев назад +119

      The crew after they're stranded and finally out of nails:
      "oh no this is terrible"

    • @codygames5415
      @codygames5415 5 месяцев назад +14

      What happens when all the nails are gone?

  • @MogaTange
    @MogaTange Год назад +915

    “Hey guys, did you know there’s iron in blood?”

    • @Donglehut
      @Donglehut Год назад +67

      “Hey guys, did you know there’s blood’n’iron wait I said that wrong-“ *accidentally starts the Napoleonic wars*

    • @Gabo_XD175
      @Gabo_XD175 Год назад +8

      ​@@DonglehutI know the reference!

    • @erikapalacios7415
      @erikapalacios7415 Год назад +10

      ​@@DonglehutEVERYONE PICK PARTISAN

    • @quinny98
      @quinny98 Год назад +8

      RISOTTO NERO AND METALLICA

    • @onioncutterninja1535
      @onioncutterninja1535 Год назад +4

      ​@@quinny98I CAN'T ESCAPE JOJO

  • @audreyquinn73
    @audreyquinn73 5 месяцев назад +12

    The slow realisation and subsequent penetrating stare of the IRS worker is gold.
    😂😂😂

  • @mastadonking3816
    @mastadonking3816 7 месяцев назад +1732

    The British on arrival: Our new territory.
    The British after a month: Tahiti got us acting unwise.

    • @notproductiveproductions3504
      @notproductiveproductions3504 5 месяцев назад +50

      The French once the British left: “don’t tell our wives 🤫”

    • @josem588
      @josem588 4 месяца назад +11

      I didn’t know the British also did it with the natives like the Spanish did

    • @warweasel2832
      @warweasel2832 2 месяца назад +1

      @@josem588They really didn’t, which is what makes this story significant.

  • @shanehunt3019
    @shanehunt3019 Год назад +325

    Give a man a ship and he'll disassemble it for trade, teach a man to forge nails and he'll live like it's a isekai harem

  • @Johnnysboy3987
    @Johnnysboy3987 8 месяцев назад +2265

    The french with bags of nails:
    HON HON HON OUI OUI

    • @SNSth3creat0r
      @SNSth3creat0r 7 месяцев назад +96

      Gentleman bring out the fine nails

    • @nochillwill4667
      @nochillwill4667 6 месяцев назад +83

      That one sailor: I will accept my entire paycheck in nails.

    • @ourimaler
      @ourimaler 5 месяцев назад +32

      ...I've lived most of my life in France. I've NEVER heard anyone say "HON HON".

    • @joeypledger4253
      @joeypledger4253 5 месяцев назад +6

      😂😂😂

    • @TWEAKLET
      @TWEAKLET 5 месяцев назад +30

      @@ourimaler No one says hon its a stereotypical french laugh wrote out into words for the internet mostly seen on TV shows little mermaid has a perfect example of this "Les Poissons 1989"

  • @GLUE-eater37
    @GLUE-eater37 4 месяца назад +10

    "Arthur, where are the nails" - dutch 1989

  • @CDSCRATCH10
    @CDSCRATCH10 11 месяцев назад +3905

    "You see kids, this is the first historical instance of hardcore simping"

    • @theduke7539
      @theduke7539 10 месяцев назад +284

      i dont think it counts as simping if you're actually getting it. I think this is more like industrialized prostitution

    • @BM-13_KATYUSHA
      @BM-13_KATYUSHA 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@theduke7539 so the British managed to industrialise sex...
      Yeah, sounds about right!

    • @donpacificbobcat9er615
      @donpacificbobcat9er615 10 месяцев назад +82

      Um…(recalls the literal wars that occurred because of simping)…no?

    • @NotAdachiPeople
      @NotAdachiPeople 10 месяцев назад +97

      @@theduke7539There was an entire Greek war over a woman

    • @Theguywholikesblueberries
      @Theguywholikesblueberries 10 месяцев назад +45

      @@NotAdachiPeople Ofc it's the Greek

  • @johncoyle2382
    @johncoyle2382 Год назад +3371

    WAIT... is that why it's called getting nailed?

    • @cyrusthegreat7030
      @cyrusthegreat7030 Год назад +341

      Yes I can confirm I got a PhD in Haitian history.

    • @fakjbf3129
      @fakjbf3129 Год назад +547

      @@cyrusthegreat7030 Tahiti ≠ Haiti, they are separated by Central America and over 5.5 thousand miles of water.

    • @ravenblood1954
      @ravenblood1954 Год назад +299

      Nah, it’s called getting nailed because getting nailed requires getting hammered

    • @FF-ds9xw
      @FF-ds9xw Год назад +60

      ​@@fakjbf3129 that's the joke

    • @romancatholicgameing
      @romancatholicgameing Год назад +41

      ​@@FF-ds9xw What's the punchline? Which part is supposed to be the funny part?

  • @nico-plays-games
    @nico-plays-games 9 месяцев назад +259

    “WE NEED MORE NAILS ARTHUR!” -dutch van der linde, 1899

    • @Supersauly2
      @Supersauly2 5 месяцев назад +6

      So that’s why Dutch needed more money he was spending it on nails

    • @BattleshipOrion
      @BattleshipOrion 5 месяцев назад +4

      Gawddammit Dutch, not another plaan...

  • @SomeAsianGuy262
    @SomeAsianGuy262 4 месяца назад +10

    “DUUUUUTTTCCCHHH, WE GOTTA GET TUH TAHITI NOW DUUUUUUTTCCCCCHH

  • @gilgabro420
    @gilgabro420 Год назад +573

    gives a whole new meaning to nailing somone down.

    • @slicingonions4398
      @slicingonions4398 Год назад +6

      It’s just “nailing someone” I don’t think down is apart of it

    • @rodrylcaborneda
      @rodrylcaborneda Год назад +2

      Ey bro

    • @PansyPops
      @PansyPops Год назад +1

      @@slicingonions4398yeah, usually it’s up

  • @nathanr.9507
    @nathanr.9507 Год назад +173

    They really took "make love not war" to another level.

  • @jsmoothd654
    @jsmoothd654 Год назад +282

    This gives the phrase “ A want for a nail” a whole new meaning

    • @DownWithBureaucracy
      @DownWithBureaucracy Год назад +20

      Their claim to the island for want of a nail... er, for want of getting nailed

  • @alicialexists
    @alicialexists 2 месяца назад +16

    I'd imagine that the crew's wives might've had a few questions.

  • @rynatic101
    @rynatic101 Год назад +945

    Adds a whole new meaning to getting nailed 😏

    • @fictionfan0
      @fictionfan0 Год назад +36

      Too bad it wasn't screws. That would have worked on so many levels.

    • @chartypeplays2396
      @chartypeplays2396 Год назад +7

      I was just about to make this joke. XD

    • @averagejoey2000
      @averagejoey2000 Год назад

      ​@@fictionfan0 every term in blue collar work is an innuendo for either getting drunk, fucked, or some combination thereof.
      nail screw hammer pound shaft nut lube etc

    • @Citsatpans
      @Citsatpans Год назад +5

      Nailed it!

  • @NorthSeaRaider
    @NorthSeaRaider Год назад +708

    The French, upon hearing of England’s experience: “We are going to SAIL to TAHITI!”

    • @Biggerman159
      @Biggerman159 8 месяцев назад +5

      *a wild rhulk appears!*

    • @SoapySoappp
      @SoapySoappp 7 месяцев назад +22

      "WE NEED TO DISASSEMBLE THE SHIP! THESE NAILS AREN'T ENOUGH!"

    • @alejandroe3616
      @alejandroe3616 6 месяцев назад +2

      “Does this ship go to Tahiti?”

    • @theterminator9293
      @theterminator9293 6 месяцев назад +8

      DUTCH WE MADE IT TO TAHITI

    • @jinhunterslay1638
      @jinhunterslay1638 6 месяцев назад

      Can't you say that in French?

  • @okilemema
    @okilemema Год назад +473

    The IRS man is like: yo can we tax this?

    • @sirnikkel6746
      @sirnikkel6746 Год назад

      I mean, they WILL audition OnlyFans thots if you denounce them and if they haven't declared their income.

    • @alexandrub8786
      @alexandrub8786 Год назад +36

      Of course you can. You just need to look what is the price of a nail,see how much they collected and then tax the %. In lack of money we can take back the number of nails of ≈ value.

    • @NJFireDepartment
      @NJFireDepartment Год назад +20

      The Federal Government: No, because Tahiti wasn't ours and it wasn't ours then.

    • @Startbreak12
      @Startbreak12 Год назад +18

      @@NJFireDepartment Imagine? The Federal Government, nay, the IRS, actually having moral scruples 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀

    • @UsernotFound2018
      @UsernotFound2018 Год назад +2

      ​@@Startbreak12 The what is wrong with you?

  • @gregoryvn3
    @gregoryvn3 4 месяца назад +6

    I can't stop laughing at the IRS agent's expression! 😅

  • @StudioFOYFOY
    @StudioFOYFOY 7 месяцев назад +219

    "A nail for a nail" is quite effective branding

  • @the_infinexos
    @the_infinexos Год назад +261

    "Thank you for your service, sailor."
    The service:

  • @fictionfan0
    @fictionfan0 Год назад +550

    Alternate Title:
    British Captain retreats from Tahiti after prostitution causes crew to demolish ship

  • @Labcookie860
    @Labcookie860 3 месяца назад +7

    "Is this trolley going to Tahiti"-Duch 1899

  • @Flame-rp6yq
    @Flame-rp6yq Год назад +1281

    Imagine being so threatened by a stone being thrown at your ship, you respond with a literal CANNON

    • @RipOffProductionsLLC
      @RipOffProductionsLLC Год назад +224

      A showing of overwhelming force is a pretty standard method to quickly end hostilities(especially if said overwhelming force just flat out kills all the hostiles).

    • @SioxGreyWolf
      @SioxGreyWolf 11 месяцев назад +46

      Similar things happen with modern militaries. Though the broadsides are a bit larger.

    • @kevinoliver3083
      @kevinoliver3083 11 месяцев назад +27

      Slingshot can kill. Or at least have your eye out.

    • @thecatfromgarfield6818
      @thecatfromgarfield6818 11 месяцев назад +32

      That's why you never conquered any islands

    • @CollinMcLean
      @CollinMcLean 11 месяцев назад +47

      Disproportionate acts of retaliation are kind of a staple move of Empires...

  • @themistikcrow
    @themistikcrow Год назад +308

    British ship sails next to Spanish galleon carrying gold
    British ship: " gives us your nails or prepare to be boarded "
    Spanish: " you will never get our gol wait what did you say nails not gold "
    English: " you heard us"

    • @AC-hj9tv
      @AC-hj9tv Год назад +8

      Lmfao

    • @UH-60_Blackhawk
      @UH-60_Blackhawk Год назад +19

      Spanish: "Nails aren't worth much, what do you mean?!"

    • @hiredmurderer6228
      @hiredmurderer6228 Год назад +15

      ​​@@UH-60_Blackhawk "You'll understand the day you go to Tahiti"

    • @themistikcrow
      @themistikcrow Год назад +9

      ​@@hiredmurderer6228 " I hear a lot of yapping but not enough nail getting" points five pound cannon at captain

    • @New_frisk
      @New_frisk Год назад +1

      @@AC-hj9tvthis is the first time I seen someone use his Reddit pfp as his RUclips pfp 💀

  • @dersuddeutschesumpf5444
    @dersuddeutschesumpf5444 Год назад +242

    Anyone serving in the military can absolutely attest that hornyness has jeopardised a mission at least more than once

    • @hurgcat
      @hurgcat Год назад +29

      I mean if you trust Homer horniness caused the bronze age collapse 😅

    • @bishopking6266
      @bishopking6266 Год назад +6

      Well this explains why the USMC was made now.

    • @EvilPaladin11
      @EvilPaladin11 Год назад

      I am your 169th like.
      A very appropriate number.

    • @obrienjackson6907
      @obrienjackson6907 10 месяцев назад

      So that's why the navy is the way it is

    • @Bloodlyshiva
      @Bloodlyshiva 3 месяца назад

      @@hurgcat Wait. How does that work? Serious question, here.

  • @maxcaptain4407
    @maxcaptain4407 5 месяцев назад +7

    Gives a whole new meaning to "lose lips, sink ships"

  • @Pedro-m3up4un0se0Ku
    @Pedro-m3up4un0se0Ku 8 месяцев назад +213

    "What are you giving?"
    "Iron."
    "How much?"
    "😩"

  • @StupidMarioBros.
    @StupidMarioBros. 10 месяцев назад +370

    Bro literally said “give me a nail to get nailed”

    • @userunknown5322
      @userunknown5322 7 месяцев назад +8

      take my like and go take a celebratory meal and shower

  • @nomnomnooma
    @nomnomnooma 10 месяцев назад +286

    “Diplomatic relations improved” lol

  • @Razorcrusher
    @Razorcrusher 3 месяца назад +3

    “We are gonna sail… To Tahiti!”
    Dutch Van Der Linde

  • @TheDizzieC
    @TheDizzieC Год назад +190

    The facial animations had me absolutely rolling. Good job as usual. See you on Nebulae!

    • @extrahistory
      @extrahistory  Год назад +25

      Thanks so much for watching! We'll send your kind words along to the artist!

  • @Greeneon6073
    @Greeneon6073 Год назад +328

    They be setting up a nail factory the second that Industrial Revolution hits

    • @jacksonbarrett5561
      @jacksonbarrett5561 Год назад +6

      I don’t think the the natives were still there by that point with all the genocide going on

    • @Alexandrek1922
      @Alexandrek1922 Год назад +1

      ​@@jacksonbarrett5561what, why would they kill up them there was no reason

    • @nightninja7012
      @nightninja7012 Год назад +3

      ​@@Alexandrek1922come on what do you get when you mix empires, the colonial age and underdeveloped people

    • @Alexandrek1922
      @Alexandrek1922 Год назад +1

      @@nightninja7012 Ni.. Nice amounts of money, 👴🏻

  • @jonbong8547
    @jonbong8547 Год назад +192

    I like to imagine that the French moved there specifically because they heard the stories

    • @347Jimmy
      @347Jimmy Год назад +8

      They were able to preserve their ships by packing extra nails for the journey 🤣🤣

  • @mdragon12
    @mdragon12 4 месяца назад +13

    Nails ❌
    Nailed ✅

  • @aff77141
    @aff77141 Год назад +154

    "And the French who had fewer hangups-" 😂 😂 😂 😂

    • @Armendicus
      @Armendicus Год назад +17

      The french heard about it and were prepared.

    • @misterghoul9457
      @misterghoul9457 Год назад +7

      The French brought more nails

  • @moustachemoustache6179
    @moustachemoustache6179 Год назад +340

    Tahiti men: “I don’t know what’s worse, my wife cheating on me for nails or that it got rid of the English better than we did”

  • @sarge691
    @sarge691 Год назад +124

    “why has the ship broken apart into pieces and I’m getting reports of desertion!?”
    “Uhhhhhhhh…”
    -Conversation between Captian Samuel Walls and his crew, 1767.

  • @mid_na_tayo3960
    @mid_na_tayo3960 3 месяца назад +4

    "Few onboard captain?"
    "Yes." ( Loads full nails on the deck and cabin )

  • @Randomperson-ne3kp
    @Randomperson-ne3kp Год назад +614

    Tahiti women:wants nails for some “special services”
    The entire crew when they see a nail: *whispers* it’s free real-estate

    • @UsernotFound2018
      @UsernotFound2018 Год назад +3

      Ha I remember the video

    • @Human-san
      @Human-san Год назад

      ​@@apsoypike1956 It's free as long as you don't have *gasp* a moral compass 😉

  • @cjthebeesknees
    @cjthebeesknees Год назад +267

    I’m gasping for air over here at the dude biting his lip in impatient anticipation wiggling his hammock nails out for the cheeks 💀😭😂

    • @kevinoliver3083
      @kevinoliver3083 11 месяцев назад +17

      I thought he was holding the nails he had already pried out on his mouth. He was planning for a good time!

  • @Tacitus_Kilgore_
    @Tacitus_Kilgore_ Год назад +191

    "I have a plan Arthur, we just need nails!"

    • @owerty
      @owerty Год назад +9

      "Does these nails will help us get to the Tahiti, Dutch ?"

    • @enere66
      @enere66 Год назад

      Mr. Nails

    • @jimmyresendiz7035
      @jimmyresendiz7035 Год назад +1

      Dutch

  • @WaffleBunsGaming
    @WaffleBunsGaming 5 месяцев назад +3

    Tahiti: trades s3x for nails
    Me: buys every single type of nail in Home Depot

  • @jessepinkman3155
    @jessepinkman3155 Год назад +174

    ARTHUR, WE NEED NAILS ARTHUR NAILS AND MONEH BOAH

    • @colecummings5104
      @colecummings5104 Год назад +11

      JESSE! WHO IS ARTHUR AND WHY TAHITI?!? WE NEED TO COOK NOW!

    • @VilikuliHarris-hg7de
      @VilikuliHarris-hg7de Год назад +3

      WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT CaRl WE NEED TO RUN FROM THIS ZOMBIE HORD

    • @oilybat3269
      @oilybat3269 Год назад +2

      *DUTCH WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKIN ABOUT DUTCH*

  • @sars910
    @sars910 Год назад +269

    Chameleons do pushups to impress their potential mate, sometimes even to the point of death by exhaustion.
    So I guess men disregarding their personal wellbeing for some "action" is a cross-species phenomenon.

    • @Geolaminar
      @Geolaminar Год назад +1

      Praying mantis female: so, you do know that I plan to bite your head off after you cum, right?
      Praying mantis male: you wait till AFTER?! HOW LUCKY AM I?!?

    • @speedy01247
      @speedy01247 Год назад +36

      Remember there are plenty of animals that die after mating or where the female eats the male

    • @fullmetaltheorist
      @fullmetaltheorist Год назад +1

      @@speedy01247 Men will do anything for sex😂

    • @ViolosD2I
      @ViolosD2I Год назад +8

      It would make sense that evolution - in the form of their female counterparts - selected for similar things in similar species.
      And it is easy to see how it did and does benefit them and their children, if not the guys.

    • @UH-60_Blackhawk
      @UH-60_Blackhawk Год назад

      ​@@speedy01247 why would the female eat males

  • @germanscience7246
    @germanscience7246 Год назад +212

    English captain: No, we will not give in to our carnal temptations!
    french: *Hon Hon Hon*

  • @THEANIMATIONTHEATER
    @THEANIMATIONTHEATER 5 месяцев назад +6

    Wait, Tahiti?. Oh no
    Dutch: WE NEED MONEEEH ORTHER. MONEY FOR TaHiTi

  • @dartmonkeyreal
    @dartmonkeyreal 8 месяцев назад +133

    'DOES THIS TROLLY GO TO TAHITI!?"
    "I HOPE SO!"

  • @flodsire
    @flodsire 8 месяцев назад +159

    “CMON BOYS WE GOTTA TAKE APART THE SHIP NOW”
    Captain Wallis: “WTF CREW MY GOD”

  • @brianholmes1812
    @brianholmes1812 Год назад +47

    This is one of those "people have always been people" stories. Love it