@@ThatScottishAtlantic57 What did their integrity buy them, I wonder? By which I mean, “how much sex could something that small and worthless have bought them?”
Those pictures of the crew trying to scavenge for nails from their hammocks and ship is hilarious. Just the way the looks on their faces gradually escalating and getting more and more anxious and/or excited and/or worried is funny as all hell ROFLMFAO XD.
I was literally just recommended a short video ranking Red Dead Redemption II shotguns. Guess the sawed-off shotgun was the worst of the 5 that are in the game.
@@connormclernon26 people really forget how dangerous the act of sex was back in the day with the french/spanish/dutch/english/[insert ethnic group here] disease around and very easy to "gift" to others
Okay, to be fair, this was the 1700s where ship voyages were pretty long, so these guys lasting months without seeing a woman would make them act really unwise when they'd arrive in a populated island.
Wallis' crew also handed out a whole lot of venereal disease, which the French found out about......because reasons. The women in Tahiti also the main reason for the mutiny aboard the HMS Bounty. Fascinating story. I wrote a paper on this in college.
Really? What happened with the HMS Bounty? I also have to imagine in addition to VD, there were probably a lot of little half British babies after that as well. Fascinating story.
Arthur: It was your idea to go to Tahiti. I’m just reaping the benefits. John: (enters) Arthur I woke up on the floor without my hammock and an IOU note. Care to explain?
Just hope you don't believe this hon hon hon thing to be genuinely French, because it isn't, no French has never ever said this. Only exception is when a French says it to make fun of english speaking people that, for some stupid reason only their english speaking brain can understand, want to add an N at the end of "ho ho" or "oh oh".
@@misterthemad994 Jesus christ calm down. I know they don't actively say it that's the reason why we say hon hon hon because that's one of the few stereotypes we've established for them. Not everyone believes or thinks they actively say that as a serious way.
"Stones failed to deconstruct that vessel. Let's just take their nuts and nails instead." "You mean their 'nuts and bolts', ma'am?" "I said what I said."
I can imagine one Tahitian in the council meeting going "Guys... GUYS! I have a plan, listen, just hear me out, okay? It's gonna sound crazy, buuuuut..."
Maybe not-so-fun fact: A few years after this incident, there was an outbreak of syphilis in Tahiti. It’s ended up being blamed on the French, but chances are it was actually Wallis’s crew who were the culprits
Nickname for syphilis is "getting the nail"...and for doing sexytime, is "getting nailed". But for getting drunk, really really drunk, it's "getting hammered".🤔hmm...
Wallace: "You fools! If you don't stop behaving like this, we're going to be stranded here!" The crew: "oh nooooooooo that'd be terrible..." *pries more nails*
@@ourimaler No one says hon its a stereotypical french laugh wrote out into words for the internet mostly seen on TV shows little mermaid has a perfect example of this "Les Poissons 1989"
@@fictionfan0 every term in blue collar work is an innuendo for either getting drunk, fucked, or some combination thereof. nail screw hammer pound shaft nut lube etc
Of course you can. You just need to look what is the price of a nail,see how much they collected and then tax the %. In lack of money we can take back the number of nails of ≈ value.
A showing of overwhelming force is a pretty standard method to quickly end hostilities(especially if said overwhelming force just flat out kills all the hostiles).
British ship sails next to Spanish galleon carrying gold British ship: " gives us your nails or prepare to be boarded " Spanish: " you will never get our gol wait what did you say nails not gold " English: " you heard us"
“why has the ship broken apart into pieces and I’m getting reports of desertion!?” “Uhhhhhhhh…” -Conversation between Captian Samuel Walls and his crew, 1767.
Chameleons do pushups to impress their potential mate, sometimes even to the point of death by exhaustion. So I guess men disregarding their personal wellbeing for some "action" is a cross-species phenomenon.
Praying mantis female: so, you do know that I plan to bite your head off after you cum, right? Praying mantis male: you wait till AFTER?! HOW LUCKY AM I?!?
It would make sense that evolution - in the form of their female counterparts - selected for similar things in similar species. And it is easy to see how it did and does benefit them and their children, if not the guys.
For historical figures that nailed it check out our "Exploring the Pacific" Series ruclips.net/video/Y1suZVUoxCA/видео.html
i feel baited
Please do Texas revolution please extra history
Nailed it.
You used the wrong flag for the brits.
THIS IS A GREEK MYTH
“To win one hundred victories in one hundred battles is not the acme of skill. To subdue the enemy without fighting is the acme of skill.” ~ Sun Tzu
Subdue the key word
@@thebestteammate6528 Some folks pay extra for that.
And some folks get forced to do that
In this case: Prostitution!
Always have a safe word when you do subdue them
"Fearing for the Dolphin's Integrity"
Because the crew's integrity were long gone.
Lmao they never had integrity to lose 😂
@@Danheron2 they have as much integrity as a discord mod
They sold their integrity to the natives as well......
They have as much integrity as our chances of paying off all worldly debt
@@ThatScottishAtlantic57 What did their integrity buy them, I wonder?
By which I mean, “how much sex could something that small and worthless have bought them?”
"I just want to say... I am DEEPLY disappointed in you boys."
- Captain Wallis (probably)
"Was it worth it boys? Okay well..maybe a little"
*Walks away with a box of nails
"But Captain Wallis what happen to the nails to your Hamnik! Sus 🤨
"Eh, i'd sleep on dirt another month if i had to."
But captain hear me out
Me watching bro run towards the time machine with several boxes of nails: 👁️👄👁️
Don’t judge him
@@ar5611facts
Plot twist he will use the nails to ensure the boat is not at risk so the english never abbandon the region
"I am sorry captain, that Tussy made me act unwise."
-every mariner aboard the Dolphin, later to Wallis.
That Tahussy got 'em wildin
that's what they get for naming the boat after the horniest creature in the sea
@@1224chrisng LOL
@@extrahistory 💀💀💀💀
@@1224chrisng I dunno, I would give that title to the narwhal
I see why Dutch was so enthusiastic about Tahiti
Dutch just need the Money Enough to go to Tahiti and Buy the Nails Later 😂
Yeah, to farm mangos of course!
Yes sir
We just need a bit of money for a few nails!
To anyone wondering, this is about a character called Dutch from one of the best games of all time - Red Dead Redemption 2❤
The expression of the IRS man is GOLDEN.
"... what... in... gods.. holy.. FU-"
Like the Python sketch where they discuss taxing “thingy.”
It's not golden. It's iron
It’s pure fear and confusion under a cracking mask of professionalism.
I’ve rewatched that one part about 10x already 😂
Those pictures of the crew trying to scavenge for nails from their hammocks and ship is hilarious. Just the way the looks on their faces gradually escalating and getting more and more anxious and/or excited and/or worried is funny as all hell ROFLMFAO XD.
*downbadness intensifies*
“ARTHUR, WE GOTTA GO TO TAHITI!”
Nailed it
But Dutch! Abigail is still kidnapped and John's dead! Do you want Jack to be grown up like Micah?
@@lucky_cult5268Micah had a dad, Micah is actually a jr.
@@PIDI_by2010 He’s even Micah the third. I think that would sound better in Sean’s accent though.
“Micah tuh Turd”
I was literally just recommended a short video ranking Red Dead Redemption II shotguns. Guess the sawed-off shotgun was the worst of the 5 that are in the game.
Of course the French came running up when they heard about horny island.
I would say Napoleon was on board but he wasn't born yet
they stay "longer",you cant beat the french when it comes to "love"
They must have brought more iron.
That is the best title for it
@@JonMow love and French shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
“Arthur, John! I have a plan… we just need some nails.”
-Dutch Van Der Linde
“What happened to money Dutch?”
“Why the hell did we need Nails anyways, Dutch?”
Who even lives on Tahiti? Tahitians?
"You always got a plan, dutch."
We just need nails... and time
“Why did your expedition fail?”
“Um…poor crew management?”
(Looks back at crew)
“Yeah…poor management.”
Poor screw management.
*ship loudly falls apart in background*
*You searched:*
*Iron nails in bulk*
*Flights to Tahiti*
*How to sneak nails past airport customs*
Time travel
@@Rekkenze rocket science
Might want to add: Is this practice still a thing?
@@Hoshimaru57 Irrelevant, we got a time machine. Now hop in, and don't forget your nail
@@chaomatic5328 me and the boys going out to get that tahussy
Thats legitimately a genius plan on the native's part. "Ok. The guys plan failed. Time for plan V."
Venereal disease?
Plan x
@@connormclernon26 people really forget how dangerous the act of sex was back in the day with the french/spanish/dutch/english/[insert ethnic group here] disease around and very easy to "gift" to others
The v stands for vagi-
Are we sure it was a plan ?
"Captain that Tahussy got me questioning my loyalty to the crown"
Sir take my like and leave.
I wasn't prepared for this reference and now I can't stop laughing
You. You get a like. This is gold.
Funniest sh1t I've ever seen
@@ERAA-on-YT it's not, just universal
The French getting word of an island where nails get you some cooter:
"ZAT EZ DESGUZTENG! WHERE??"
"Horny British seamen lose a Colony to the French due to Down Bad disease"
The British be spilling seamen over Tahiti
It's sea MAN
- Seaman
You nailed that joke
Haha seamen
@@isolehommemisreable bone apple teeth 💀💀💀
And thus, the verb "to nail" was born.
haha! edit: thx for the likes!
😭
same thought lol
😂
Is it acc the origin?
"So how did you save your country from the British invasion ?"
"Sex...lots of sex"
"We fucked them.".
The British: 😐
The colonies: 😏
Well, being part of the French colonial empire wasn't really a better deal.
@ Because French had more nails ? 😆
@@leduoanime9156 the French came prepared
"We will be harvesting mangos in Tahiti in no time, Arthur"
Imagine losing your claim to a Island because your crew were horny lol
That every navy ship
yea but if anyone told me this happened i would believe it
Lol
Okay, to be fair, this was the 1700s where ship voyages were pretty long, so these guys lasting months without seeing a woman would make them act really unwise when they'd arrive in a populated island.
They got screwed out of that one.
English Captain: Oh no! My crew is gonna take apart our ship to get nails for sex
French Captain: Gentlemen, disassemble the ship
The same captain: Ship is temporary,pussy is forevor.
That just absolutely hilarious
Ngl I would be the French captain🥖 who is with me
i laughed way to hard at this
*french intensifies*
POV: You are a Tahitian man wondering where your wife goes to get her nails done
Goes to get herself done for nails*
I heard they are ok with that since it's cultural.
Also I love puns XD
Pffft nailed it 🤣🤣🤣
💀
Commenter is genius and a world treasure
“Slingshot me once, shame on you, slingshot me twice, I obliterate you with multiple cannons.” -Captain S. Wallis
The British: “Oh… this is a problem”
The French:”ONH HONH HONH OUI OUI!”
😂
I read this in a freaking French accent too😭😭😭
@@swastikqjana7128 as you are legally required to do
I'm a native French speaker and this made me laugh 😂
I was thinking the same thing 😂
The IRS face was awesome. He wasn't sure what to make out of this. Either he was too disgusted, too shocked, too jealous or everything at once.
IRS: How the hell do we tax this?
EDIT: Have the entire crew pay child support lol
He was probably thinking: "Damn, why didn't we come up with that first?"
@@aaroncabatingan5238I guess there are faiths worse than death
@@SirToaster9330 fates*
Tahitian women took the love for one's country to a new level.
And love for someone else's country considering how many half-English kids were probably running around nine months later.
Wow
yeah.. I think they were nailing it
Lets be honest there was some male bussy involved too
Wallis' crew also handed out a whole lot of venereal disease, which the French found out about......because reasons.
The women in Tahiti also the main reason for the mutiny aboard the HMS Bounty. Fascinating story. I wrote a paper on this in college.
Really? What happened with the HMS Bounty? I also have to imagine in addition to VD, there were probably a lot of little half British babies after that as well. Fascinating story.
"Arthur, you wouldn't happen to have any nails would you?"
Arthur: It was your idea to go to Tahiti. I’m just reaping the benefits.
John: (enters) Arthur I woke up on the floor without my hammock and an IOU note. Care to explain?
No. Lost em all.
“Miss abigal i fear you might not be needed here anymore “
Rember folks, its a good thing micah was a rat, so we can avoid this timeline
So that's why dutch wanted to go to Tahiti
English crew: Make sure we tell nobody-
French crew: *HON HON HON*
Underrated
Just hope you don't believe this hon hon hon thing to be genuinely French, because it isn't, no French has never ever said this. Only exception is when a French says it to make fun of english speaking people that, for some stupid reason only their english speaking brain can understand, want to add an N at the end of "ho ho" or "oh oh".
@@misterthemad994 Jesus christ calm down. I know they don't actively say it that's the reason why we say hon hon hon because that's one of the few stereotypes we've established for them. Not everyone believes or thinks they actively say that as a serious way.
@@misterthemad994 I'm french and we actually laugh like that.
@@purplebrickwall I'm French and I don't actually laugh like that.
“Dutch why the hell did you spend half our money on nails!?”
“I got plans in the making Arthur, have some god damn faith for once”
RDR2 reference
Micha told me something arthur
Arthur- “NO DUTCH YOU BETTER NOT GET US KILLED JUST SO YOUR NO LONGER A VIRGIN”
@@thebestteammate6528 wait Dutch is a virgin? I thought he had something with the O'shear lady
Sorta
„And who lives there?”
„Tahitians, i guess”
DONT FORGET THE QUARTER
LENNEH MY BOY
DORS THIS TROLLEY GO TO TAHITI
AH, I BROKE THE GODDAMN WHEEL
JESUS WHAT IS THAT
Welp, it's official. I've decided to name my band Tahiti Sex Nail
I’d buy tickets to that concert.
Please tell me one of your songs involves a tale of men denailing a ship so that they could get nailed.
@@pegmay7209 call it "Nailed for Nails"
@@shaggy4real97 That's a little on the head.
@@mrmusicgamer5319 you nailed that
"Stones failed to deconstruct that vessel. Let's just take their nuts and nails instead."
"You mean their 'nuts and bolts', ma'am?"
"I said what I said."
And should they take all there glue ma'am
“Dutch remind me to bring nails” - Arthur Morgan
"we just need some N A I L S"
When I saw this. Been playing RDR2. I see why dutch want to go here
Mangoes in Tahiti orthur we just need some money and a little more goddamn FAITH
Man no wonder the Van der Lindes never got to Tahiti. Dutch was all about MUNEH when it should have been about NAILS.
AUUUUUUUUUUUURTHOOOOOR
Give the animator a raise please. The eyebrows, the eyes panning up, the increasingly desperate expressions. Amazing. 10/10
Imagine almost losing a ship because your crew was too horny.
*Imagine losing a whole ass island because your crew wasn't horny enough.*
wait wut, whats that second part's context.
@@dorkfish1275 Britain lost the island cos they weren't horny enough to risk staying there
@@dorkfish1275 if they were hornier and kept dismantling the ship for nails, they'd be stranded in the island, preserving the UK claim on it
nah just the captain wanted to go home for some reason
@@nurainiarsad7395 probably remembered he had a wife.
Tahitian: getting nails
Wallace’s crew: getting nailed
Hmm Yes But actually yes
he’s got a point
Nailing*
@@PainDude-vh6nk lol
" *50-50 EVERYONE IS HAPPY* "
" *TIT FOR TAT* "
So that's why Dutch van der Linde wanted to go to Tahiti so badly.
“Arthur ARTHUR we must get that Tahussy Arthur”
@@ThatoneComrade-444 S H U T -
-Arthur and John collectively, probably
The camp funds box is just full of nails.
Arthur Morgan after watching this Video: So that’s why we bought 50,000 nails
Please Arthur! Just have some GODDAMN FAITH!
so this is where the term "getting nailed" comes from
apptly...
*“I TOLD YOU I HAD A PLAN, ARTHUR!”*
STOOOOPPPP 😆😆😆😆😆💀💀💀💀💀
LMAO
@@TheOriginalRedBowlno
@@num2009nate :[ wha.....
@@TheOriginalRedBowl red dead redemption memes are funny
I can imagine one Tahitian in the council meeting going "Guys... GUYS! I have a plan, listen, just hear me out, okay? It's gonna sound crazy, buuuuut..."
"You just gotta have some FAITH!"
"Hear me out..."
"Just hear me out on this one.."
"might seem crazy what I'm bout to saaaay-"
"No, no! You guys just don't understand!"
Maybe not-so-fun fact: A few years after this incident, there was an outbreak of syphilis in Tahiti. It’s ended up being blamed on the French, but chances are it was actually Wallis’s crew who were the culprits
nah the french probably got in on the nail action too
The British got their revenge
Martyr perk
Nickname for syphilis is "getting the nail"...and for doing sexytime, is "getting nailed". But for getting drunk, really really drunk, it's "getting hammered".🤔hmm...
This made me laugh
Now I know why Dutch wanted to go to Tahiti so bad 💀💀💀😭
Thats crazy💀
Such a wholesome story about people coming together
💀💀💀
Bro 🤣🤣
"Coming"
Ayooo
And ships coming apart.
"Hey how many nails did y'all trade for sex?"
"Yes."
😂😂😂 Thank you so much for the support!
@@extrahistory No problem happy to help!
2 nails
That's why I still got no bi****s
@@freezolman8780and is better from your pfp too
I have no nails but does finger nails count?
“Uhh captain? I don’t think these are the Virgin Islands” 💀
Not anymore
It's just called islands now
Hahaha
when the crew unvirgins the island
Golden ✨
So much for “harvesting mangoes”, now we know the real reason dutch wanted to go to tahiti
Lesson learned today is that horniness can prevent colonization
Unless it’s with the French.
@@evanlight2550and Spanish
Prevent British colonisation, you mean. To the french on the other hand that sweetens the deal
Conquistadors: Allow us to intruce ourselves
Not for the spanish
Wallace: "You fools! If you don't stop behaving like this, we're going to be stranded here!"
The crew: "oh nooooooooo that'd be terrible..." *pries more nails*
E
"Quickly, crew! We need ALL THE NAILS! ALL OF THEM!!!"
9 months later.
“Captain! We need to get out of here!”
Meanwhile, Wallas 😑
The crew after they're stranded and finally out of nails:
"oh no this is terrible"
What happens when all the nails are gone?
“Hey guys, did you know there’s iron in blood?”
“Hey guys, did you know there’s blood’n’iron wait I said that wrong-“ *accidentally starts the Napoleonic wars*
@@DonglehutI know the reference!
@@DonglehutEVERYONE PICK PARTISAN
RISOTTO NERO AND METALLICA
@@quinny98I CAN'T ESCAPE JOJO
The slow realisation and subsequent penetrating stare of the IRS worker is gold.
😂😂😂
The British on arrival: Our new territory.
The British after a month: Tahiti got us acting unwise.
The French once the British left: “don’t tell our wives 🤫”
I didn’t know the British also did it with the natives like the Spanish did
@@josem588They really didn’t, which is what makes this story significant.
Give a man a ship and he'll disassemble it for trade, teach a man to forge nails and he'll live like it's a isekai harem
Bruh , you genius.
The french with bags of nails:
HON HON HON OUI OUI
Gentleman bring out the fine nails
That one sailor: I will accept my entire paycheck in nails.
...I've lived most of my life in France. I've NEVER heard anyone say "HON HON".
😂😂😂
@@ourimaler No one says hon its a stereotypical french laugh wrote out into words for the internet mostly seen on TV shows little mermaid has a perfect example of this "Les Poissons 1989"
"Arthur, where are the nails" - dutch 1989
"You see kids, this is the first historical instance of hardcore simping"
i dont think it counts as simping if you're actually getting it. I think this is more like industrialized prostitution
@@theduke7539 so the British managed to industrialise sex...
Yeah, sounds about right!
Um…(recalls the literal wars that occurred because of simping)…no?
@@theduke7539There was an entire Greek war over a woman
@@NotAdachiPeople Ofc it's the Greek
WAIT... is that why it's called getting nailed?
Yes I can confirm I got a PhD in Haitian history.
@@cyrusthegreat7030 Tahiti ≠ Haiti, they are separated by Central America and over 5.5 thousand miles of water.
Nah, it’s called getting nailed because getting nailed requires getting hammered
@@fakjbf3129 that's the joke
@@FF-ds9xw What's the punchline? Which part is supposed to be the funny part?
“WE NEED MORE NAILS ARTHUR!” -dutch van der linde, 1899
So that’s why Dutch needed more money he was spending it on nails
Gawddammit Dutch, not another plaan...
“DUUUUUTTTCCCHHH, WE GOTTA GET TUH TAHITI NOW DUUUUUUTTCCCCCHH
gives a whole new meaning to nailing somone down.
It’s just “nailing someone” I don’t think down is apart of it
Ey bro
@@slicingonions4398yeah, usually it’s up
They really took "make love not war" to another level.
This gives the phrase “ A want for a nail” a whole new meaning
Their claim to the island for want of a nail... er, for want of getting nailed
I'd imagine that the crew's wives might've had a few questions.
Adds a whole new meaning to getting nailed 😏
Too bad it wasn't screws. That would have worked on so many levels.
I was just about to make this joke. XD
@@fictionfan0 every term in blue collar work is an innuendo for either getting drunk, fucked, or some combination thereof.
nail screw hammer pound shaft nut lube etc
Nailed it!
The French, upon hearing of England’s experience: “We are going to SAIL to TAHITI!”
*a wild rhulk appears!*
"WE NEED TO DISASSEMBLE THE SHIP! THESE NAILS AREN'T ENOUGH!"
“Does this ship go to Tahiti?”
DUTCH WE MADE IT TO TAHITI
Can't you say that in French?
The IRS man is like: yo can we tax this?
I mean, they WILL audition OnlyFans thots if you denounce them and if they haven't declared their income.
Of course you can. You just need to look what is the price of a nail,see how much they collected and then tax the %. In lack of money we can take back the number of nails of ≈ value.
The Federal Government: No, because Tahiti wasn't ours and it wasn't ours then.
@@NJFireDepartment Imagine? The Federal Government, nay, the IRS, actually having moral scruples 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀
@@Startbreak12 The what is wrong with you?
I can't stop laughing at the IRS agent's expression! 😅
"A nail for a nail" is quite effective branding
"Thank you for your service, sailor."
The service:
Best sevice in the world
"No sir, thank you.' 😂😂
Alternate Title:
British Captain retreats from Tahiti after prostitution causes crew to demolish ship
😂😂😂
"Is this trolley going to Tahiti"-Duch 1899
“Well, Where the hell is Tahiti?” - Arthur 1899
Imagine being so threatened by a stone being thrown at your ship, you respond with a literal CANNON
A showing of overwhelming force is a pretty standard method to quickly end hostilities(especially if said overwhelming force just flat out kills all the hostiles).
Similar things happen with modern militaries. Though the broadsides are a bit larger.
Slingshot can kill. Or at least have your eye out.
That's why you never conquered any islands
Disproportionate acts of retaliation are kind of a staple move of Empires...
British ship sails next to Spanish galleon carrying gold
British ship: " gives us your nails or prepare to be boarded "
Spanish: " you will never get our gol wait what did you say nails not gold "
English: " you heard us"
Lmfao
Spanish: "Nails aren't worth much, what do you mean?!"
@@UH-60_Blackhawk "You'll understand the day you go to Tahiti"
@@hiredmurderer6228 " I hear a lot of yapping but not enough nail getting" points five pound cannon at captain
@@AC-hj9tvthis is the first time I seen someone use his Reddit pfp as his RUclips pfp 💀
Anyone serving in the military can absolutely attest that hornyness has jeopardised a mission at least more than once
I mean if you trust Homer horniness caused the bronze age collapse 😅
Well this explains why the USMC was made now.
I am your 169th like.
A very appropriate number.
So that's why the navy is the way it is
@@hurgcat Wait. How does that work? Serious question, here.
Gives a whole new meaning to "lose lips, sink ships"
"What are you giving?"
"Iron."
"How much?"
"😩"
Bro literally said “give me a nail to get nailed”
take my like and go take a celebratory meal and shower
“Diplomatic relations improved” lol
“We are gonna sail… To Tahiti!”
Dutch Van Der Linde
The facial animations had me absolutely rolling. Good job as usual. See you on Nebulae!
Thanks so much for watching! We'll send your kind words along to the artist!
They be setting up a nail factory the second that Industrial Revolution hits
I don’t think the the natives were still there by that point with all the genocide going on
@@jacksonbarrett5561what, why would they kill up them there was no reason
@@Alexandrek1922come on what do you get when you mix empires, the colonial age and underdeveloped people
@@nightninja7012 Ni.. Nice amounts of money, 👴🏻
I like to imagine that the French moved there specifically because they heard the stories
They were able to preserve their ships by packing extra nails for the journey 🤣🤣
Nails ❌
Nailed ✅
"And the French who had fewer hangups-" 😂 😂 😂 😂
The french heard about it and were prepared.
The French brought more nails
Tahiti men: “I don’t know what’s worse, my wife cheating on me for nails or that it got rid of the English better than we did”
XD
How to live knowing that I wonder kekkkkkk
“why has the ship broken apart into pieces and I’m getting reports of desertion!?”
“Uhhhhhhhh…”
-Conversation between Captian Samuel Walls and his crew, 1767.
"Few onboard captain?"
"Yes." ( Loads full nails on the deck and cabin )
Tahiti women:wants nails for some “special services”
The entire crew when they see a nail: *whispers* it’s free real-estate
Ha I remember the video
@@apsoypike1956 It's free as long as you don't have *gasp* a moral compass 😉
I’m gasping for air over here at the dude biting his lip in impatient anticipation wiggling his hammock nails out for the cheeks 💀😭😂
I thought he was holding the nails he had already pried out on his mouth. He was planning for a good time!
"I have a plan Arthur, we just need nails!"
"Does these nails will help us get to the Tahiti, Dutch ?"
Mr. Nails
Dutch
Tahiti: trades s3x for nails
Me: buys every single type of nail in Home Depot
ARTHUR, WE NEED NAILS ARTHUR NAILS AND MONEH BOAH
JESSE! WHO IS ARTHUR AND WHY TAHITI?!? WE NEED TO COOK NOW!
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT CaRl WE NEED TO RUN FROM THIS ZOMBIE HORD
*DUTCH WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKIN ABOUT DUTCH*
Chameleons do pushups to impress their potential mate, sometimes even to the point of death by exhaustion.
So I guess men disregarding their personal wellbeing for some "action" is a cross-species phenomenon.
Praying mantis female: so, you do know that I plan to bite your head off after you cum, right?
Praying mantis male: you wait till AFTER?! HOW LUCKY AM I?!?
Remember there are plenty of animals that die after mating or where the female eats the male
@@speedy01247 Men will do anything for sex😂
It would make sense that evolution - in the form of their female counterparts - selected for similar things in similar species.
And it is easy to see how it did and does benefit them and their children, if not the guys.
@@speedy01247 why would the female eat males
English captain: No, we will not give in to our carnal temptations!
french: *Hon Hon Hon*
Wait, Tahiti?. Oh no
Dutch: WE NEED MONEEEH ORTHER. MONEY FOR TaHiTi
'DOES THIS TROLLY GO TO TAHITI!?"
"I HOPE SO!"
“CMON BOYS WE GOTTA TAKE APART THE SHIP NOW”
Captain Wallis: “WTF CREW MY GOD”
This is one of those "people have always been people" stories. Love it