I'll say definitely no one has ever made a game as pathetic,one-sided, historically inaccurate rushed cut Corner game before in fact I have found tons of mess-ups and half a$$$ things.. you know where there's trees floating above the ground? just knowing that alone shows that the game was rushed and why would a billionaire Rush something... obviously because they don't care about your opinion but you'll still stand here and try to defend this b******* Still never even answered the simple question ... So never mind fella
Killing Jack makes it so Arthur doesn't get TB. Micah gets lynched by the gang. John, Arthur, and Uncle fight a zombie horde together. The lawmen completely forget about Dutch and the gang, and they all end up in Tahiti.
John: Oh God my boy!!! My poor little boy... my poor little problem boy... my poor little accident... my God damn annoyance.......... thank you Arthur. Now, let me take back my candies
I thought it was like stuck cause he isn’t able to walk across corpses and for some reason wasn’t able to walk back either. And actually it would be funny if the reason he looted the corpse is to get across
@@Reddead_redemption267 I got him though, but I don't get the point of your comment. Either you are one of the gen alphas who have broken humour, or you are just begging for likes and attention through this stupid comment.
The NPC looks, as his programmed son lies dead at his feet, without a command nor animation, the NPC John is uncapable to reach for him and he can't do anything about his child bleeding dry with a shotgun blast in his head. The option is there, NPC John would do anything to ask for forgiveness to his son, _"Loot"_ is the only thing that allows him to reach for him but as it turns out, is the most perverted and heartless action anyone outside of his mind could ever perpetrate, the only touch he could do, while in his mouth he forcibly utters the words _"mind if I borrow this?"_ is the only scripted action the engine allows him to say. Such a cruel world, such a cruel existance, the player is the only one capable of breaking the rules while NPC John can only watch, have his heart broken and suffer an unimaginable pain on the inside while shutting up about it, and then everything is forgotten and his dead son rises again like nothing happened, only to keep reliving the same programmed tale. Another one of those pranks aimed towards the NPCs. This time, John was at the end of the stick, but his son was the one who paid the price.
Bro stole his own kids lunch money 💀
Here is a shiny nickel
Its not stealing if they’re dead
And remember kids
If someone is dead, stealing will be your prize
@@whispersmusic6173bro I boxed someone in rdr2 in public and it was legal then someone called the law on me bc I looted his corpse
@@kyber2830 And? Did you get locked up?
developers were not ready for this
Hahahah çok doğru kim bir çocuk öldürebilir ki...deliden başkası değil
Actually man !! 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
You aren't able to kill him in the game, so yes, you're correct.
@@Ronin_0796 what language is that bro??
@@ezstackz1009 Türkçe kardeşim
Bro looted his son 💀
father.exe is not working
im fuckin dead 💀
@@smoothsnailing2161so is his son😭
Dead son
@@TheUniversalRepublic then he can loot me too
Kills his son.
"ONE OF THESE DAYS"
He says.
THAT DAY SHOULDVE BEEN THE DAY 😂
Facts 😂
Ill tell you the day mr yo
"I swear Arthur, if you murder one more of my children in front of me then I'll really start to get mad"
@@jratenate😂😂😂
@@jratenateWe never got to know how John's daughter died
John was so shocked he started bugging so fucking hard that he ended robing his own child.
That was the best comment ive ever read i just burst out laughing
holy fuck. Thats my best comment yet.
This comment I VERY VERY underrated
😂😂😂
Literally dying of laughter 😂
Stages of Grief
1. Denial
2. Grief
3. Bargaining
4. Depression
5. Acceptance
6. Robbery
He just skipped straight to 6
😂😂😂😂
More like stage 1. to 6.
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
"One of these days." Then he starts picking his own dead son's pockets. The worst father I have ever seen.
The best father ever 🗿
At least he was there until the end for his son 😂 He didn't dip out like most loser parents, just watched him be shot and steal his sh**. Lol
Don’t worry he’s just borrowing it
Needed funds for the funeral
Author: Its just a prank
The prank:
author 💀
Author more gun
I was looking for this comment 😂
Author is my favorite rdr2 Characer 😊
Author
Taking back his child support.
You. You get my like.
😂😂
He’s only doing it to buy some milk for himself. Kids never ask if their dad needs milk. Nor do they buy milk for their daddy’s’’’.
This is gold
😂😂😂
Okay I was not expecting him to rob him
“Mind if I borrow this”💀💀💀
John was like: Let me get back that piece of candy I gave you.
Its not robbery hes just borrowing it
Dude 😂 wtf 😂
Well he destroyed the games codes and physics that was bound to happen
John making sure he collect enough for Tahiti
This is why they don't add kids in GTA
They could've done the same thing in this game where minors cannot be shot or killed
Arthur: "I just killed your son!"
John: "Let me make sure..."
Nice pfp
@@king_of_frauds SCHUM
@@king_of_frauds FOOLISHNESS YOU DELETED THE COMMENT
@@The_real_son_of_sparda Foolishness. You speak to nobody.
@@The_real_son_of_spardathe accident was years ago you have to let it go
Jack: *gets murdered*
John: *wHaT’s YoUr PrObLeM?*
probably the best comment. frtho
Dads be like: so dramatic.
*MIND IF I BORROW THIS*
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jack: I’m sad today
I love how every gang member is programmed to loot dead body’s so if you kill his wife or child he’ll just loot them 😂😂
Why do you like that?
This just shows that the multi-million dollar company waste y'all money every year just to recycle the same bs ...
Sad really
@@JoeyGambella it was intended to be done for non related ppl they didn't work it out for a kid or relative dying
@JoeyGambella are you autistic? It's a out law cowboy game. It's all robbing and killing. The ai is programmed to do so.
@@JoeyGambellaand nope. No game like read dead 2 has ever been made.
I'll say definitely no one has ever made a game as pathetic,one-sided, historically inaccurate rushed cut Corner game before
in fact I have found tons of mess-ups and half a$$$ things.. you know where there's trees floating above the ground?
just knowing that alone shows that the game was rushed and why would a billionaire Rush something...
obviously because they don't care about your opinion but you'll still stand here and try to defend this b*******
Still never even answered the simple question ...
So never mind fella
Other games : We CaNnoT kILliNg ChiLdS
Rockstar :
This is probably the first child I've seen in Rockstar games since Bully.
high on life
Rockstar doesn’t even let you
Rockstar doesnt let you kill kids dude
Child in Palestine...😢 zero words
*Jack dies*
John : mind if I borrow this
💀💀
We heard it.😐
@@Picklepeen wait really? 😮
@@koldhearted_ yes
Stages of mourning for john.
Stage 1: suprised
Stage 2: confusion
Stage 3: rob your dead son
stage 4: acceptance and walking away
Step 5: jail time for 50 years
😭😭💀
😂😂😂
Bruh went full on copium
He starts dancing for a second lol then takes his sons money
He was happy cause he knew he was getting that child support money back 🤑😂
"Mind if I borrow this?" 😆
Even AI started to freak out 😂😂
😮😂 buy Ai is smarter then us
@FootballLegendGod but*, than*
Maybe smarter than you.
@@liamx6636now that he made this typo u know he's human.
@@pR0ManiacSI’ll use this when people call me out for making a typo 😂
AI : "when how the fuu....?" 😵💫
"one of these days" 💀
Savage
What does it mean?
@@ismaillaidani oh thank you
@@lauralanthalasa797actually it means if Arthur keeps pulling shenanigans like that, one of these days he's gonna snap.
@@CompletelyUnknownPersonbut not this time. Wasn't important enough to make him snap yet.
My reaction when he shot Jack:🤬🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡
My reaction when he robbed him:🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
John: "Welp, atleast I don't have to pay child support now, now where's my money I gave him as lunch money?"
Bro wanted his son's chocolate bar 💀
832 and no replies lemme fix it
Lmao 💀💀
Why I'm Feeling Weird Reading This
Weird And Nostalgic
John be like you killed my kid ok i need to loot him
🤣🤣🤣
No need for any spaghetti now.
Game sense
Force of habit 😂
@@Mount.Troglodyte hvala
John:Jesus mind if borrow this?
John:"Must have been the wind..."
Did.... Did John just loot his son's corpse?
Yes…yes he did
@@Demonslayer23435 "Mind if I borrow this?" 😂
Hahahaha I know right
javier son
@@34mphbrick “Not at all” 💀💀
That broke NPC John's brain. He didn't know wtf to do. 😅
😂😂😂😂😂
bro was stumped
Wolves broke his brain
bro was flabbergasted, discombobulated if you will
"That's fatherhood at it's best"💀 As one man said
Blud was flabbergasted
John is like thanks bud, no more child support, in fact, let me check to see if I can get some of it back.
LMFAO!
No lmaoo
John’s been waiting to get his money back. He’s been saying, “One of these days.”
You just altered the whole timeline dude 😂
Red Dead Reset XD
Red Dead Retcon 2
Change the Future. (Objective Completed)
@@ikramqamar7786
I wonder if the future would be changed if Arthur didn't get TB.
Just wondering.
Killing Jack makes it so Arthur doesn't get TB. Micah gets lynched by the gang. John, Arthur, and Uncle fight a zombie horde together. The lawmen completely forget about Dutch and the gang, and they all end up in Tahiti.
Nooooooo, he did not just check his son's pockets and said, mind if I borrow this. THAT'S CRAZY!
I laughed so hard when he looted the body 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 deadbeat dad, pocketing my own money, 😂😂😂😂
"Mind if I borrow this" 😂
My god, just gunned Jack down like an animal and his father robs him afterwards…
Jack won't need it anymore...
Never harm animals ❤
Outlaws through and through... 😂😂
i feel like this is something peter griffin and quagmire would do.
It's not called the Wild, Wild West for nothing.
And that's how agent Ross is still alive.
looting your own son is CRAZY
John dont have to have a plan to get milk now 👍💀
The fact that it’s jetstream Sam makes it even more funny
He did try when he was gone for a year, though 👍
@@littleaqua32he was searching for the best milk
“Well he probably wasn’t mine anyway”
Lo peor es que podría ser
This comment deserves way more likes 😂
"We ALL had her, but YOU married her." - Dutch in RDR 1
@@miguelpatino3856omg did he actually say that lmao
@shendleredqueenofwonderlan1449 yeah, in the first game
I did not expect john to loot jack💀
Jonn reacted like Arthur just knocked over his drink😭
When NPC’s bug out, I like to think they’re trying hard to beyond their programming until they give up
Damn 💀
hope not 😔
Pues si Tiene Nova strmies Mejor
So it's like Detroid's androids but goes badly
😂😂😂
John: Oh God my boy!!! My poor little boy... my poor little problem boy... my poor little accident... my God damn annoyance.......... thank you Arthur. Now, let me take back my candies
Underrated comment 😂
"Okay, I'll catch ya later then! 🤠"
Underrated in this context
He doesn't seem too beaten up about it
Bro went from shock to anger to "Shit, gotta loot my son’s corpse real quick."
Award for doing most twisted thing even the programmers didn’t imagine happening😂
O foda foi ver o John Saqueando o Jack Depois 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
They did though, modders didn’t create entire animations and stuff for kids dying, they’re usually not that good, it was already in the files.
John speedran the stages of depression like his dead eye and then went back to his life 😂😂😂
John: See his son brutally murdered in front of him
Also John: “Well I guess he won’t be needing these anymore”
Jack: *dies*
John: *loots jack*
Jack’s spirit: dad why you loot me
Looted his own kid 😂
I don't think if Abigail would like this
The fact he walked pass Arthur with the “Speak nothing of this” face
john looting jack's body at the end was the best 😂
This is why Abigail thinks John failed as a father😂
You’re a good man Arthur Morgan.
Jack: gif me your lunch money Me:bye bye
Father of the Year😂
LoL 😂
john: "poor kid"
javier:"YOU WILL PAY FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO MI HIJO"
**wips out chancla**
Arthur: 😮
Bro doesn't even care about his son and robs his own son😂😂😂
Bro needed that birthday money
John robed his own child
I don’t think the devs expected anyone to be that much of a pos.
Nonsense lol.
Right
😂
It's rockstar, they most definitely did.
it’s a mod, you can’t shoot kids in rdr2. i remember in saint denis i got robbed by a gang of kids and tried blowing them up and nothing happened
“I’ve been waiting for you to do that” 😂😂
When he looted him 😭😭 lol 😂
It's weird almost like the commuter knew something was wrong and tried to crouch down
I thought it was like stuck cause he isn’t able to walk across corpses and for some reason wasn’t able to walk back either. And actually it would be funny if the reason he looted the corpse is to get across
Them commuters getting smarter everyday
“Mind if I borrow this?💀”
(Arthur killing his son in Front of him) John: "One of These Days." (Robs his son)
He looted him before Arthur could😂 that’s so FKN stupid
John casually robbing his kid and walking away like nothing happened
Dropped him like a sack of potatoes
@@dr.bright6272 💀💀
At that point he understood that the only thing to do was to kill Abigail too
Well its one of these days u know
John really didn't want the kid
Is canon
Lmfao 😂😂 "mind if I borrow this".... Then *SLAM* 🤣🤣🤣 Hearing his body flop to the floor was hilarious!
You are a silly man John Marston
He literally didn't care, looked his dead son, and left. Parent of the year
LMFAO PARENT OF THE YEAR IS WILD
@@6raa6aah6 how is that so funny? What's your age?
Took back the kids allowance 😂
keep in mind that he says "one of these days" so that possibly could mean hes killed hundreds maybe thousands of little jack clones
Just John things😂
Bro said let’s see about this and kills john’s son💀
Yeah that was literally what happened. I dont get your comment.
@@thauanalberto97 I don’t get u either
@@Reddead_redemption267 I got him though, but I don't get the point of your comment. Either you are one of the gen alphas who have broken humour, or you are just begging for likes and attention through this stupid comment.
Jack: 😐
John:😑
Arthur:🤠💥
Arthur: i killed your son
John: thanks arthur
John: .....well, he doesn't need it anymore, could as well just take it then 🤷🏻♂️
The fact you can do that is fucking crazy😂
With mods
The NPC looks, as his programmed son lies dead at his feet, without a command nor animation, the NPC John is uncapable to reach for him and he can't do anything about his child bleeding dry with a shotgun blast in his head. The option is there, NPC John would do anything to ask for forgiveness to his son, _"Loot"_ is the only thing that allows him to reach for him but as it turns out, is the most perverted and heartless action anyone outside of his mind could ever perpetrate, the only touch he could do, while in his mouth he forcibly utters the words _"mind if I borrow this?"_ is the only scripted action the engine allows him to say. Such a cruel world, such a cruel existance, the player is the only one capable of breaking the rules while NPC John can only watch, have his heart broken and suffer an unimaginable pain on the inside while shutting up about it, and then everything is forgotten and his dead son rises again like nothing happened, only to keep reliving the same programmed tale. Another one of those pranks aimed towards the NPCs. This time, John was at the end of the stick, but his son was the one who paid the price.
You’re a sick fuck and I love you for that
Best thing I've read all month
Damn son!!!!!!!
This is genius....and also kinda the plot to Westworld
Now that's really sad to think about, damn
John never like Child Support XD anyways....
Vergil: nice
Jack will just respawn at the nearest hospital
Aurthor shoots John's kid....John's reaction:what's ur problem 😂
Im surprised this hasnt been taken down by RUclips.
Cause some of us know wats real and wats not😂😂😂😂😂 u need a Shepard in your life
@@youngjmaryland3729 Funny of you to assume that Im offended by this video. Please grow a brain before commenting.
Wow… both of you need to get your priorities straight instead of attacking…
@@acesamm Agreed.
@@youngjmaryland3729it happened when a gamer killed a "feminist" NPC, RUclips took it and similar videos down.
Blud wasn't prepared to pay Child Support
John was literally: **Arthur, this ain’t in the script, I ain’t knowing to be sad or not.**
He pick pocketed his own kid 😂😂😂
Technically it was his stuff anyway
*son gets shot*
"mind if I borrow this?"
*walks away*
the way jack drops to the ground audibly after getting looted 😂
This is so wrong bug the fact that he looted him 😂
Back in those days that would have been father of the year.
He literally said if you listen good enough- “ mind if I borrow this?” 💀💀
“You’re a good man Arthur Morgan”
The height of realism.
Its a fucking mod. Don't try to say anything against RDR2, or I will abuse you.