RIP to the absolute legend that was Lance Reddick. When everyone else dropped Destiny he stuck with it an always made time for Zavala. He's with Cayde now. I wish he could've lived to see the end of the Light and Darkness Saga. To see our final victory over The Witness.
Cayde isn't real and Nathan Fillion is still alive and Lance is gone and Zavala is still alive. I think you mean Zavala WILL be with Cayde IF Bungie does kill Zavala off lol.
Zavala isn’t dead. Please stop conflating real people for characters, it’s rather pathetic. The other actors walked away because Bungie is unethical, he stayed.
@Sean Jamieson Baldwin "We are all linked to a hive-mind, undergoing the same trials, at our own paces in our own timelines yet we are able to merge and unmerge those timelines at will with calculated precision and modifications to form teams, we are all the same person even though we may look different, we are all different people even though we are the same person, we are able to control three bodies in their own timelines that always undergo the same trials, in this universe we are as powerful as a Vex Mind in its own simulations when not disturbed by us" --Islam Alzamareeh, after thinking of a way to logically explain D2 while not breaking too many laws of physics"
Biggest issue with that is Cabal would have seen that response as weakness and cut Caiatl down for it where she stood. Thus changing the entire season's canon to an awkward mess.
Honestly all guardians are loot hungry. Its literally in one of the first trailers of D2 where one of the war cries was "There will be a ton of loot!" and before that there was "They blew up all our stuff!".
This literally is the best thing I seen for destiny in a while, my group was talking about something should be made like this and then we found it. Really well done!!!
Still can't believe Lance Reddick actually did this. This is awesome. He seemed like a very cool person, and seemed like he really enjoyed doing things for the community like this
All you could ever hear from Zavala Was ”Good job Guardian” even tho he couldn’t hear me I always responded: I just want the f*cking exotics so I can go play control and gambit matches..
@@19Reese87 anyone that defends that with " He had to be the leader" or " someone had to keep cool" Sod off! Even if Ikora has "vanished" from the narrative as of late, at least she displayed SOME spunk when it happened. Zavala acted like an idiot. Pretending the affairs of the Rift did not concerned him nor his "people". Guess what. If we hadn't gone after the barons and uncovered all of that crap, Zavala would have been overrun by now. They did Zavala dirty. Destiny 1 Zavala was still a leader, but a more CALCULATED risk taker. This Zavala is intent on showing PTSD for losing the faith / light during the first cabal invasion. It's sad, really. And then, when the opportunity comes to actually say something to the Cabal, all we get is a "No". ??!?!. So in one hand, zavala is now fighting a 2 sided war (Cabala and darkness ), and all he says is NO ?. No rebuttal, no attempts at middle ground or non-aggression pacts ? Just No ?. They did my blue boy dirty with this Narrative, when they don't know if Zavala should be a PTSD Leader protecting civilians based on his own fears, or THE WALL between war and his people. He's just a smurf right now. Hoping US (Guardians) handle all the shit on his behalf.
I like to imagine that the whole "excuse me?" meme was Zavala's internal dialogue before he decided that a "No." would get the point across more succinctly.
"No" convays some level of equal footing. Zavala was like, she's off her rocker and has no clue that guardian squads have been killing gods, and ending races over a gun. I came here to take for your surender but I guess your to dumb to understand your up against people who think decide is fun.
@@josefzalusky7307”YOU come to MY TOWER! Want me to be YOUR servant and then think i wont send that little gremlin over there with a worm god in a fucking confetti cannon?”
Ghost: "What are we doing here...again?" Guardian: "Zavala said the big tank was a loot piñata." Ghost: "No, I heard that. I mean, what are we doing at Firebase Alpha, again, and why are you having me hack their targeting and fire controls." Guardian: "If you've got a big piñata, you need a big bat." [points to siege cannon] Ghost: "...I...how many salvos do you want?" Guardian: "Until it stops twitching."
Rest In Peace, Lance Reddick. That was truly a shocker. He was only 60 y.o, and definitely not looking to his age. He was a lot younger. Truly, our end begins. That's not fair for such legends to pass away so early. I've been playing Destiny since D1 beta. Zavala's voice is pure magic. Thank you Mr. Reddick. Thank you for everything. May your light shine bright among the stars. Eyes up, Guardians.
Zavala: At first it was called "Doing the Impossible" then I called them "Suicide Missions" now its just "Missions" .. they just keep coming back with new powers and weapons. Please, I'm scared.
I can see Zavala and Osiris silently motioning a 'please help us' as if we have become omnipotent as well, with Caiatl being dumbfounded by this revelation
The voice actor for Zavala is incredible. Pulls off a great performance, embraces the memes of the community, and from news I’ve heard, is committed to voicing the character between other casting jobs. The cast and dev crew deserve much credit for their work. Regardless of any complaints or glaring flaws in the game, at least Bungie responds and acknowledges any issues (unlike some companies (ea & activison)).
@@leadkiss7262 yeah that's something I blame on myself, but you're entirely right. Big companies are a mix of whatever, there's really no in-between imo
Caiatl: invade Guardian: I sleep Caiatl: have Gjallarhorn Guardian: *Loadind Whisper of Worm with malicious intent* YEETUS REETUS, IMMA CAUSE YA DELETUS!
Caiatl: "And how exactly could a living being such as myself possibly be turned into a gun?" The Guardian: *walks in with several hive in their back pocket* "Someone say gun?"
*walks in with savathuns worm in a tin can* See this? *lobs the thing across the room* *Fucking explodes* "That's how" The worm: I may be cunning and a liar but trust me when I say, this is not fun. I don't even understand how I get lobbed, exploded, and returned to the gun.
Let's be honest, there would be no door used. The Guardian would have busted up through the floor of that meeting room like a demented Kool-Aide man, screaming "where guuuuuuns?!?!"
"Eyes up Guardian. Caiatl has a fancy toy. A relic you could say. "Meh" "Bring me her severed head, and I give you Shaxx's Razelighter." "I'm listening..." "Bring me the paste of what was once her body and I'll tell you where you might find a shiny Solar rocket launcher" "Would you like that paste in labelled jars or?"
A shiny solar rocket laucher..... "Wait you mean....... galahorn?" "I think i don't konw for sur-" * guardian start to breaht loud * The screan of determination even The nine can hear his rohar
@@SereneKaos I don't know if that smirk was Eris thinking "Challenge Accepted" or "Can I get a real challenge?" Both implications are equally frightening and fantastic!
It was never us, we literally killed their God in Destiny 1, when we approached that final encounter they were peacefully meditating. Be we woke up that morning with no milk in our cereal and now we’re here. So….. yeah we’ll be t-bagging our way to Hell.😟👍
I am no villain. I am the physical embodiment of *A L L F E A R* because some asshole had the audacity to think I wouldn't turn someone into a gun *S O I S L A U G H T E R E D T H E T A K E N K I N G* sorry. Had a flashback for a moment
Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if The Guardian did actually turn out to be the true villain all along, but it's more like, "I've got this gun. You shoot? I shoot back."
Ok, seriously though, a single Guardian was able to take down an Empire at the drop of a damn hat, and the Cabal _still_ think they can kick our asses?
This is very much a scenario of they need us more than we need them and they don't want to showcase that because of pride/honor and stuff. But you're 100% right. WTF are they thinking!?!? Lol.
Caiatl knows that amidst the warriors that are fighting for a seat in her War Council there are some who are still loyal to Emperor Calus, and this Ritual of Proving is a golden opportunity to get closer to her and try to kill her, somehow our interception in the ritual of proving, is being beneficial to her, since some of the contestants can kill her, since there are Cabal Soldiers who are loyal to the Emperor and they see her as an usurper of the Cabal Empire
Fun fact: The old Grimoire cards technically canonized us all as crazy loot goblins. Excerpt from Cabal Ghost Fragment 4: _“Blind Legion I Cohort/Century 3/Maniple 3 5 Squad [HEAVY INF] TASK: - defend Psion intelligence ops 071x146 OUTCOME: - overwhelmed by Guardian fireteam/Vex pressure. few survivors. survivors reported Guardians foraging for equipment, dancing, and performing acrobatics with light vehicles”_
@@alexanderchon9058 I mean, aren't we though? We're like Eversor Assassins from 40k. We go into cold storage (log out) we do missions for people which often ends with a body count in the three digits at least. The only difference is, we get loot for our troubles.
I wish more games would recognize the Player Character as the walking war crime that they are in these types of games. By this point enemies should be begging Zavala to not let the guardian off their leash to tear through them. Just once I'd like to see the big bad stop mid monologue and go "Oh shit" when they see the Guardian show up.
@@clayxros576 The following raid is just waves of enemies desperately trying to delay the guardians while the BBEG tries to navigate the tower's automated phone operator.
@@nadadjean-julien5755 nothing. no i mean literally nothing bungie hasn't had ikora in a dlc since shadowkeep but even that was just a cameo appearance more then actually being a part of the story she said some stuff in a cut seen and had dialogues in some point before that and that's it we haven't seen ikora since then
“What do you think the guardian would do if I told them the fancy new weapon was a sword? Last time that happened they crippled the hive on their kings capital ship, trapping his living essence into the blade to be a part of their every battle. Can you imagine the agony of being swung straight into a Warlocks Nova Bomb time and time again?”
My Guardian in the corner, sharpening a knife: "He's right you know, I"m looking at like four parts of your body I think might be exotic or could be turned into an exotic right now. Like that helmet's gonna give me an ability buff, I just know it."
Zavala: Guardian, remember how you trapped the Taken King's life essence in a sword? **Swings around in chair** It works on Cabal too. Guardians: **Western song from the lost sector in the Tangle Shore**
Here to say RIP to one of the most iconic voices in video games, the fact that he actually recorded this at the request of a fan makes him exotic tier.
More like Sleeping peacefully. Unaware that 6 guardians have already killed all the cabal on the tank and are standing around her bed with bats. While several others search for the knife.
Her biggest mistake in this whole negotiation was telling Zavala, and by extension us to bow to her when those far stronger than her tried the same thing through different means.
When you rob a being of immortality, only for them to obliterate your army and regain said immortality, telling htem to bow to your gold plated very mortal ass is a bad idea
Funny thing is, if you all read the new lore: The empress accidentally summoned Xivu Arath to her homeworld and fled to our system afterwards. She heard of us, killing Xivu's sibling and a worm god, meaning... she needs us. She's not in a position to make demands; she's a helpless puppy who is bearing her fangs to act tough.
The only reason she is acting like this, is because of fear that the other Cabal view her as weak. Her original intent was to offer an alliance or even plea for help if I'm not mistaken.
Guardian: my loot sense is tingling! Ghost: but we have better..... nvm what are you thinking! Guardian: *crashes through window* turn that bitch into a gun!
I'd love to see a cutscene where we just see the guardian walk out of like the Scarlet Keep or something, dragging a corpse behind them and just say something like "Zavala said there was a new gun...He lied"
@@Z0MB1ESLAYER115the guardian casually dragging and beating the ever loving fuck out of savathun while saying “WHERE’S MY GUN YOU GIANT MOTH BITCH!? IM ONLY HERE BECAUSE IKORA SAID I CAN TURN YOU INTO ONE! IF NOT ITS THAT DAMN WORM”
I'm going to play this all day just to honor Lance Reddick and what an amazing person he was to the community. Destiny will not be the same without him
Me too, I'm currently working to rank up my vanguard level as many times as I can today. I even didn't go to work today to honor him. R.I.P to a legend.
I love how both in and out of lore (especially after Season of the Splicer), every other alien race that isn't human sees the "Guardians" for what we really are. Crazy, kleptomania-ridden, supersoldiers who cant die and get a rush/high off of ending others for loot and splendor. I mean hell Beyond Light gave us the darkness by literally going "Ayy Lmao you should use this really cool ice ability that hasn't been studied at all by our RND division because it is powerful and fucking fun" Even Zavala knows to argue with us is a no-win situation so he's just like "Use it with caution" by the end of the storyline. The Guardians are fucking crazy and honestly, I love them for it.
"CONTROL, THIS IS THE TOWER, WE GOT A JUMPER, THEY JUST FELL OFF, I NEED SEARCH AND RES...- Oh, wait, never mind. It's a guardian. Cancel that request." - Real (not quite exact) quote of an NPC at the Tower
Beyond Light is like if Arthas getting Frostmourne in Warcraft 3 had a good ending- well, a good ending for everybody he killed or fucked for life along the way to the frozen throne
@@arthour051 I'm pretty sure that Guardian could have been me. Poor me figured that out after I fell off a catwalk into the void at Vanguard HQ SO many times.
I like how Caiatal shows up after 9 years of us using the blood of the red legion to mop the floors and basically says "we have a peace offer, your complete and unconditional surrender" like you've got to admire the gumption, it's an audacious pitch.
This...Been waiting to find someone to say this. Bungie has used past 4th wall actions of the players made canon. Let's see if this gets the green light!
Osiris: "Well... I did not expect that.'' Zavala: "Even i have to let out some steam at one point.'' Osiris: ''Do you want to talk about it?" Zavala: "I think i said enough."
The first time I saw Lance reading this I legit went nuts. What an absolute treasure of a human being he was, our community will forever mourn him and honor him. R.I.P MY Commander
When a guardian loses their ghost, they have one of two reactions; run away like a bitch. Or live the rest of their life with little to no regard for the consequences.
Caiatl: Bow Zavala: No... **Guardians run through the wall** Titan, warlock and Hunter: We heard that Zavala was dangerously triggered and would need some assistance in CLAPPIN YOUR ASS?!
@@VacadoRay Titan: >blood roar as they fly forward with melee< Hunter: Oh cute, they think they can hit us! >vanishes and starts stabbing< Warlock: Youd think theyd have learned after all this time. >electricity fries the snipers
Zavala: (making phone call) Zavala: Ok, Guardian, here's the deal - see that new big fancy lookin' Cabal? That's the empress. She told smthg about a new weapon that could kill Guardians in a sec. Do me a favor and find it, would ya? Zavala: (watching how 6 badass bastards fking grinding entire army and Caiatl for loot) I love my job.
@@jush2000 Osiris, how long do you think it's going to take the Guardian to get that weapon...? -Assuming they were waiting for you to say something, as they usually are? I'd give them about an hour. Maybe two. >Zavala sips coffee One would think the Cabal would learn from all their previous leaders... Hmm. I don't think the Guardian minds, though. They like the guns.
@@snowoffstream5823 Please, people would yeet themselves out of zavalas "there is an enemy with a good gun" speech, and be back in 15 minutes with her head on said gun.
RIP Lance Reddick. Thank you for giving the Destiny community this absolute GEM of a voice-over. Your Vanguard will carry on and defeat the Witness in your name. Always our one and only, Commander Zavala.
This is a true verbal beatdown. No anger no yelling, not even really raising the voice. Just coldly delivered facts served with open contempt. Kudos to the people who wrote/voiced this gem.
Guardian: **busts in** “I heard new gun. What we talking bout here? A scout? A machine gun? A sword? Oh I know a hand cannon! Can’t get enough of those” *stares at collection of hand cannons*
oh my god i can see him looking out of the room and in the doorway hes got a toolrack on wheels with every hand cannon in the game on it. maybe a rope on the front he uses to drag it around
This needs to be an official thing. Just like how they added Freeza's hilarious scouter ringtone from the DBZ abridged series into the actual Ressurection 'F' movie released in theaters.
Caiatl: "Very well then Commander, I shall sharpen my gilded kni-" Guardian - *suddenly present - no door/wallbreaking, or ship-to-surface teleport, just all of a sudden there:* "Gimme."
theres no technicality here, he's absolutely fucking right lol hell how many times have we bullied riven, THE LAST FUCKING COSMIC DRAGON WHO LITERALLY GRANTS WISHES, just for a chance at an exotic laser pointer lol
Lance is a true goat for voice acting these lines. Liked him since i first seen him in Fringe. Glad he is such a big Destiny fan and hope we keep getting more badass stuff like this.
Eris: how the fuck am I going to turn a cabal into a weapon! Zavala: I don’t know but we have a guardian running around murdering countless cabal so we need to think of something! Eris: ohhhh god Zavala I told you not to make deals with the devil.
we have atleast 2 Cabal weapons in our Vault. I guess Titans would fit well in Cabal-Armor ;o and their little Snipers could be turned into auto-Turrets.....
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RIP to the absolute legend that was Lance Reddick. When everyone else dropped Destiny he stuck with it an always made time for Zavala. He's with Cayde now. I wish he could've lived to see the end of the Light and Darkness Saga. To see our final victory over The Witness.
🙏
Cayde isn't real and Nathan Fillion is still alive and Lance is gone and Zavala is still alive. I think you mean Zavala WILL be with Cayde IF Bungie does kill Zavala off lol.
Rest In Peace lance, be brave
@@CJWII don’t ruin a dudes moment
Zavala isn’t dead. Please stop conflating real people for characters, it’s rather pathetic. The other actors walked away because Bungie is unethical, he stayed.
"One.... Fucking..... guardian"
That’s you baby! That’s all of us! We are one!
@Sean Jamieson Baldwin "We are all linked to a hive-mind, undergoing the same trials, at our own paces in our own timelines yet we are able to merge and unmerge those timelines at will with calculated precision and modifications to form teams, we are all the same person even though we may look different, we are all different people even though we are the same person, we are able to control three bodies in their own timelines that always undergo the same trials, in this universe we are as powerful as a Vex Mind in its own simulations when not disturbed by us" --Islam Alzamareeh, after thinking of a way to logically explain D2 while not breaking too many laws of physics"
@@archoninferno I imagine zavala sayin this🤣
@@archoninferno I mean.... The Akharama knows they're in a game, they speak to us through the lore cards.
@@SereneKaos We are LEGION!
"a simple no would have been enough" - Caiatl 2021
Lol. I’d love to heard the voice actor of Caiatl do a response to this meme!
Nah, video is fine by itself.
@@phily1 r/woooosh
@@efe6153 but, how is this a woosh? He just said the vids fine by itself
Biggest issue with that is Cabal would have seen that response as weakness and cut Caiatl down for it where she stood. Thus changing the entire season's canon to an awkward mess.
“Casually began wielding the darkness to clap ass in new ways”
I mean he’s not wrong
Lmao nope!
That's great to hear Zavala talking about clapping ass.
@@jrwenrich3111 never gets old!
Can anyone give me the context? I've been away from Destiny for so long.
@@lds_drive Beyond Light gave us darkness subclass called stasis.
"I could not ask for a better Meme." - Lord Shaxx.
You legend.
I read this in his voice
@@camarox8597 Lol I just did now too since you said it!
All I hear is screaming
When Shaxx yells when you shut down an opposing super!?
Caiatl: "I'll sharpen my gilded knife..."
Guardians: "Yo, is that a legendary or an exotic?"
Probably exotic. Time to do some grinding
Lmao for real!
Wouldn’t be surprised if a weapon of sorts comes from this interaction!
starts to panic in secret "oh no what i have i done"
Turns out to be a sword
Zavala later that day to The Guardian: "She said something about a... Gilded Knife."
Guardian: "Say less, I'm leaving."
Say less indeed!
"Aight, imma head out, cya"
They never did release that knife
Are you going to hanging on your office wall or do I get to keep it
Ten minutes later the guardian drops her head onto his table
Caiatl: We have an army
Zavala: We have a loot-hungry merciless godslayer that will turn you into a gun for a meme.
We have the Player
Yet about a week ago, we now have that title. 😂
Holy shit this is perfect
Honestly all guardians are loot hungry. Its literally in one of the first trailers of D2 where one of the war cries was "There will be a ton of loot!" and before that there was "They blew up all our stuff!".
This makes me happy with the fact Zavala is like " I have a bloodthirsty darkness wielding gremlin that only wants weapons "
Oi not only weapons fancy clothes aswell!!!
high stat pls
@@leichtgesalzener-kabeljaurogge The higher the kill count for the catalyst the better >:)
weeeeeeeelll, we do want weapons and armor, soooooooooooooooo, yeah!
heehee, new gun go brrrr
If Zavala actually said this, Cayde would be so proud of him.
So true this meme deserves cayde being revived just to see the meme. They can even kill him again for another exotic
@@Error-33 dang bro, using him for an exotic 😅
The voice actor himself actually read this if that counts
Cayde would got up from his Grave like Jesus
True
This is beyond meme, this is like, the best thing ever.
Best comment yet. Thank you!
@@SereneKaos :)
This literally is the best thing I seen for destiny in a while, my group was talking about something should be made like this and then we found it. Really well done!!!
That's awesome! I'm so glad you guys loved it!
Yes this is better than a meme, it’s a Veme
Still can't believe Lance Reddick actually did this. This is awesome. He seemed like a very cool person, and seemed like he really enjoyed doing things for the community like this
This is real? I tought it was AI generated
@@jorgeloredo100 nah, it's VERY real
@@jorgeloredo100 the fact that it was 2 years ago is the evidence
@@jorgeloredo100 The source is in the video description
@@jorgeloredo100 Nah it was 100% him, it's originally on his own twitter account.
I could never imagine Zavala saying "clap ass" until now
Once it's been heard, it can no longer be unheard!
Go watch Lance Reddick on the Eric Andre show that shit will forever change your perspective of zavala
All you could ever hear from Zavala Was ”Good job Guardian” even tho he couldn’t hear me I always responded: I just want the f*cking exotics so I can go play control and gambit matches..
@@SereneKaos It is now canon!
This is officially canon. Idc what Bungo says.
Couldn't agree more!
The community makes as much canon as bungo sometimes, so it is now 👍👍
Angry Zavala is pretty much the only thing i count as canon
Since he actually voiced then it's 100% acceptable
@@5EK5HUN8 I too express this sentiment.
If this was the actual trailer lines for zavala everyone would have come back in a heart beat
Lol the ultimate hype trailer!
I would.
I would have, yeah. Except I still think they raped the narrative
Facts. Instead we have the zavala who didn't even revenge for Cayde
@@19Reese87 anyone that defends that with " He had to be the leader" or " someone had to keep cool"
Sod off! Even if Ikora has "vanished" from the narrative as of late, at least she displayed SOME spunk when it happened.
Zavala acted like an idiot. Pretending the affairs of the Rift did not concerned him nor his "people". Guess what. If we hadn't gone after the barons and uncovered all of that crap, Zavala would have been overrun by now.
They did Zavala dirty. Destiny 1 Zavala was still a leader, but a more CALCULATED risk taker.
This Zavala is intent on showing PTSD for losing the faith / light during the first cabal invasion. It's sad, really.
And then, when the opportunity comes to actually say something to the Cabal, all we get is a "No". ??!?!. So in one hand, zavala is now fighting a 2 sided war (Cabala and darkness ), and all he says is NO ?.
No rebuttal, no attempts at middle ground or non-aggression pacts ?
Just No ?.
They did my blue boy dirty with this Narrative, when they don't know if Zavala should be a PTSD Leader protecting civilians based on his own fears, or THE WALL between war and his people.
He's just a smurf right now. Hoping US (Guardians) handle all the shit on his behalf.
I like to imagine that the whole "excuse me?" meme was Zavala's internal dialogue before he decided that a "No." would get the point across more succinctly.
"No" convays some level of equal footing. Zavala was like, she's off her rocker and has no clue that guardian squads have been killing gods, and ending races over a gun. I came here to take for your surender but I guess your to dumb to understand your up against people who think decide is fun.
Did he actually say this lol
@@hollowtamashi8722 The voice Actor read a fan script for fun, everyone loved it and someone else animated it above.
For real. "YOU come to ME after my forces have been wiping the floor with yours with the exception of the beginning of the Red War? That's cute."
@@josefzalusky7307”YOU come to MY TOWER! Want me to be YOUR servant and then think i wont send that little gremlin over there with a worm god in a fucking confetti cannon?”
“He did it he did the thing”
Lol
Of course he did this is Lance Reddick we’re talking about.
I wish Cayde was there for that.
@@Solkard oh boy
Ghost: "What are we doing here...again?"
Guardian: "Zavala said the big tank was a loot piñata."
Ghost: "No, I heard that. I mean, what are we doing at Firebase Alpha, again, and why are you having me hack their targeting and fire controls."
Guardian: "If you've got a big piñata, you need a big bat." [points to siege cannon]
Ghost: "...I...how many salvos do you want?"
Guardian: "Until it stops twitching."
Lol 😂
Very true, even more so if we could get our titans and hunters drunk
I cant imagine the guardian in any voice other then a 7 year old child in this dialog
@@sanddoc06sand9 that sounds like a challenge to me.
@@guyrex213
Average Player Titan more like. Except even as a Warlock I'd probably say it like this
Zavala: "Shiny new weapon"
*Quiet rumbling*
*Rumbling gets louder*
*Millions of Guardians appear on the horizon, screaming*
HIPPITY HOPPITY I HEARD NEW WEAPON?
*Gaurdians: HIPPITY HOPPITY WHERE IS OUR NEW PROPERTY!*
LOOT FOR THE LOOT GOD.
@@Tula-cs1ef RARES FOR THE RARE THRONE
annd just read this and pictured the think opening of borderlands 3 when all bandits start charging over horizon after the vault hunters XD
Rest In Peace, Lance Reddick.
That was truly a shocker. He was only 60 y.o, and definitely not looking to his age. He was a lot younger.
Truly, our end begins. That's not fair for such legends to pass away so early. I've been playing Destiny since D1 beta. Zavala's voice is pure magic.
Thank you Mr. Reddick. Thank you for everything. May your light shine bright among the stars.
Eyes up, Guardians.
May he rest in peace. We will miss you, lance! May the travellers light guide you
“They would end you if I said you had a shiny new gu-“
Guardian: *DID SOMEONE SAY GUN?*
MINE MINE MINE MINE lol
SHIIIIINYYYYYYYYY!
LOOOOOT
EXOTIC Loooooooot
gun gun gun gun
Zavala: At first it was called "Doing the Impossible" then I called them "Suicide Missions" now its just "Missions" .. they just keep coming back with new powers and weapons. Please, I'm scared.
Me (while T-bagging the corpse of yet another god): you should be bitch
I can see Zavala and Osiris silently motioning a 'please help us' as if we have become omnipotent as well, with Caiatl being dumbfounded by this revelation
Killing gods have become patrol worthy for us
And 6 months later, we call it "Tuesday".
@@Yuzral To me, Tuesday is just 2 days until Xur shows up
Can we get a petition to replace the dialogue for that part cause that was absolutely beautiful.
Let dmg and cozmo know on twitter!
They got the actual voice actor to do it
@@josephlowry6837 thanks for telling me something I already know and the reason I even commented about it.
Yes
Imagine if this was really in the cutscenes not knowing what to expect. Oh my god, so many people would of lost it that day lol.
The voice actor for Zavala is incredible. Pulls off a great performance, embraces the memes of the community, and from news I’ve heard, is committed to voicing the character between other casting jobs. The cast and dev crew deserve much credit for their work. Regardless of any complaints or glaring flaws in the game, at least Bungie responds and acknowledges any issues (unlike some companies (ea & activison)).
good they break off Activision. Sad they joined Sony. MS would be better choice I think....
@@szczurpb gotta disagree after halo infinite I think neither is good
@@szczurpb MS is like the worst choice after Acti and EA. I may be out the loop, but I haven't heard much bad things from Sony
@@soksocks I mean... There is a whole list of horrible shit that Sony has done too. Noones innocent, but like you said, you're out of the loop.
@@leadkiss7262 yeah that's something I blame on myself, but you're entirely right. Big companies are a mix of whatever, there's really no in-between imo
Zavala: Hey guardian, we have a new war to win.
Guardian: Sorry, but I'm busy now.
Zavala: He can drop a new...
Guardian: *I on my way*
Guardian: ETA 69 seconds
Zavala: Nice!
@@Aiscold93 the guardian was just waiting outside the office till its 69 seconds
Guardian pops in after two second
Guardian:what’s the new weapon
Zavala:trace rifle
*69 ships fly in*
"But, they drop a new DPS meta weap-"
"OK"
Zavala: but i din't finish to sa....
Guardian:ok give it too me now
Zavala "Guardians, Empress Caiatl is in procession of the Gjallarhorn. Let's show her how to release the wolf pack"
Love it.
That's literally all it would take for me to kill her.
Caiatl: invade
Guardian: I sleep
Caiatl: have Gjallarhorn
Guardian: *Loadind Whisper of Worm with malicious intent* YEETUS REETUS, IMMA CAUSE YA DELETUS!
@@oliviaito6307 Indeed
@@oliviaito6307 I'm dead 😂😂😂
Osiris: "How... Titan of you"...
Most Titan thing ever!
Eh too many words. A true titan would just shoot/melee her on sight.
More like Sentinel shield bash
@Matthew Scanland I never switched
@Matthew Scanland ONE OF US
also which do you prefer? Crayons or knives?
Caiatl: "And how exactly could a living being such as myself possibly be turned into a gun?"
The Guardian: *walks in with several hive in their back pocket* "Someone say gun?"
*walks in with savathuns worm in a tin can*
See this?
*lobs the thing across the room*
*Fucking explodes*
"That's how"
The worm: I may be cunning and a liar but trust me when I say, this is not fun. I don't even understand how I get lobbed, exploded, and returned to the gun.
Let's be honest, there would be no door used. The Guardian would have busted up through the floor of that meeting room like a demented Kool-Aide man, screaming "where guuuuuuns?!?!"
"Eyes up Guardian. Caiatl has a fancy toy. A relic you could say.
"Meh"
"Bring me her severed head, and I give you Shaxx's Razelighter."
"I'm listening..."
"Bring me the paste of what was once her body and I'll tell you where you might find a shiny Solar rocket launcher"
"Would you like that paste in labelled jars or?"
Canned jars good sir. Lol.
Labeled, canned, and palletized, thank you.
Its dragons breath
A shiny solar rocket laucher.....
"Wait you mean....... galahorn?"
"I think i don't konw for sur-"
* guardian start to breaht loud *
The screan of determination
even The nine can hear his rohar
Eris' smile killed me. That timing was perfect.
I’m glad you noticed the timing! I loved it when I finished putting the final retiming on that part!
@@SereneKaos You're welcome!
@@SereneKaos I don't know if that smirk was Eris thinking "Challenge Accepted" or "Can I get a real challenge?" Both implications are equally frightening and fantastic!
@@travisalexander6440 More like "my pleasure"
She was like, " yeah, that was me. What's up bitch."
"They genocide entire races for loot"
Not sure about who's the villain in this story anymore LMFAOOOO
they've spent the better part of several hundreds if not thousands of years massacring us. so I mean
@@gavinlaster5909 Exactly. If you can't finish the fight then you best not step up at all.
It was never us, we literally killed their God in Destiny 1, when we approached that final encounter they were peacefully meditating.
Be we woke up that morning with no milk in our cereal and now we’re here.
So….. yeah we’ll be t-bagging our way to Hell.😟👍
I am no villain. I am the physical embodiment of *A L L F E A R* because some asshole had the audacity to think I wouldn't turn someone into a gun *S O I S L A U G H T E R E D T H E T A K E N K I N G*
sorry. Had a flashback for a moment
Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if The Guardian did actually turn out to be the true villain all along, but it's more like, "I've got this gun. You shoot? I shoot back."
As a Titan, I call it "large-scale pest control" and not genocide
Close enough
As a warlock, I called it space magic target practice.
As a hunter, I call it shanking practice
"This is not a war; this is pest control!"
Ok, seriously though, a single Guardian was able to take down an Empire at the drop of a damn hat, and the Cabal _still_ think they can kick our asses?
This is very much a scenario of they need us more than we need them and they don't want to showcase that because of pride/honor and stuff. But you're 100% right. WTF are they thinking!?!? Lol.
Caiatl knows that amidst the warriors that are fighting for a seat in her War Council there are some who are still loyal to Emperor Calus, and this Ritual of Proving is a golden opportunity to get closer to her and try to kill her, somehow our interception in the ritual of proving, is being beneficial to her, since some of the contestants can kill her, since there are Cabal Soldiers who are loyal to the Emperor and they see her as an usurper of the Cabal Empire
@@SpartanB134
A complicated power play that, honestly, I can respect. If you cant beat em, direct them at your enemies and step aside.
you are either with the guardians or at risk of getting annihilated for fun and guns.
Zavala learning from Cayde's strat from the first Destiny 2 trailers
"Also, THERE WILL BE A TON OF LOOT"
That trailer is timeless! Also, I miss Cayde.
*entire room is completely empty except for the warlocks because every other guardian is already putting the cabal on the endangered species list*
Fun fact: The old Grimoire cards technically canonized us all as crazy loot goblins.
Excerpt from Cabal Ghost Fragment 4:
_“Blind Legion I Cohort/Century 3/Maniple 3
5 Squad [HEAVY INF]
TASK:
- defend Psion intelligence ops 071x146
OUTCOME:
- overwhelmed by Guardian fireteam/Vex pressure. few survivors. survivors reported Guardians foraging for equipment, dancing, and performing acrobatics with light vehicles”_
We're nuts..
@@salsaspartan7 with how often we die. I wouldnt be surprised of our Ghosts couldnt fix a few loose screws in our heads.
what a high dose of glimmer and blue drops than exotics does to light goblins
It makes it sound like we're just downright psychotic.
@@alexanderchon9058 I mean, aren't we though? We're like Eversor Assassins from 40k. We go into cold storage (log out) we do missions for people which often ends with a body count in the three digits at least. The only difference is, we get loot for our troubles.
Explaining what fuck around and find out is.
Underrated comment 💯
@@SereneKaos pin it
watching this hits different now after I just learned about what happened to him... 😭
Rip commander zavala
@@mr.t-rex3113 r.i.p
I wish more games would recognize the Player Character as the walking war crime that they are in these types of games. By this point enemies should be begging Zavala to not let the guardian off their leash to tear through them. Just once I'd like to see the big bad stop mid monologue and go "Oh shit" when they see the Guardian show up.
Villain: Oh psh, a guardian is on their way? I'm so sca-
Grunt: It....its THE Guardian.
Villain: .......call Zavala and pray we have time.
@@clayxros576 The following raid is just waves of enemies desperately trying to delay the guardians while the BBEG tries to navigate the tower's automated phone operator.
@@Perigrene101
Bonus points if the "automated operator" is just Zavala's Ghost purposefully keeping them in a loop hoping Zavala doesn't notice.
@@clayxros576 To speak to a Vanguard representative, press 11.
@@Perigrene101
Villain: WHY DO GUARDIAN PHONES HAVE AN 11 BUTTON?!
Zavala's ghost: _barely restrained giggling_
Ikora: Where tf was this Zavala when the damn Tower was being attacked???
I miss Ikora’s voice in game!
@@SereneKaos what happened to her
@@nadadjean-julien5755 nothing. no i mean literally nothing bungie hasn't had ikora in a dlc since shadowkeep but even that was just a cameo appearance more then actually being a part of the story she said some stuff in a cut seen and had dialogues in some point before that and that's it we haven't seen ikora since then
Who's Ikora?
@@spynix0718 warlock vanguard
This is not even a meme anymore, it's a legendary cutscene that should be in the game itself.
I will forever come back to this, for the wonderful memories he brought to the role of Zavala. Our Vanguard leader, rest in peace.
“What do you think the guardian would do if I told them the fancy new weapon was a sword? Last time that happened they crippled the hive on their kings capital ship, trapping his living essence into the blade to be a part of their every battle. Can you imagine the agony of being swung straight into a Warlocks Nova Bomb time and time again?”
OOoooooo I like this!
We need to get the voice actor to read this hahaha. I can just hear Zavala say this
@@jinzo637 Actually Lance Reddick DID read this! Check his twitter! That's where I got the audio!
@@SereneKaos link? Maybe in the description too
Osiris should come out an record this part and have it added in this is fucking goooold
My Guardian in the corner, sharpening a knife: "He's right you know, I"m looking at like four parts of your body I think might be exotic or could be turned into an exotic right now. Like that helmet's gonna give me an ability buff, I just know it."
My hunter also in the corner: “you know we should shove her heart in something it’s worked before.”
My guardian in the corner: “where the hell are we?”
My Titan, also in the corner: "She said, bow, right? I could go for another exotic bow..."
My warlock, also in the corner: can i get Her shoes?
My guardian just don’t make me do a nightfall on 1340 and some useless quest as well
Zavala: Guardian, remember how you trapped the Taken King's life essence in a sword? **Swings around in chair** It works on Cabal too.
Guardians: **Western song from the lost sector in the Tangle Shore**
Love it! Don't forget to check out the giveaway I'm running!
*YEEEEEEEHAAW intensifies*
*takes the last word and Dead man's tale with both hands*
*fortune sons plays in the distant background*
I thought his essence turned into Touch of Malice?
Here to say RIP to one of the most iconic voices in video games, the fact that he actually recorded this at the request of a fan makes him exotic tier.
Caiatl: I’ll sharpen my gilded knife...
Hunters: So there is a weapon!
2 years later and I still smile like kid in a toy store when I watch this.
Ooooooooh what's its perks I hope invis or burn DMG
Hunters: we heard knife and came as quick as we could.
Staby stab
Caiatl: “I’ll sharpen my-”
Guardian: **kicks in door** “I’m listening.”
It reminds me to life of brian scene
Caiatle: sleeps peacefully knowing she's in a tank and her loot is safe
Fleet of guardians flying above her tank: and I took that personally
More like
Sleeping peacefully. Unaware that 6 guardians have already killed all the cabal on the tank and are standing around her bed with bats. While several others search for the knife.
@@TheChopstyx and several more are patrolling the tank and keeping watch for reinforcements from outside
And I took that, personally.
A tank? C'mon, to us that's just a Public Event...
@@nepspartan-7597 what do you mean patrolling? its already halfway back to the last city
Her biggest mistake in this whole negotiation was telling Zavala, and by extension us to bow to her when those far stronger than her tried the same thing through different means.
When you rob a being of immortality, only for them to obliterate your army and regain said immortality, telling htem to bow to your gold plated very mortal ass is a bad idea
"I refuse to bury anymore friends..." -Zavala 2018
Which is why he keeps sending us instead. 😂😅
“So i’ll send our resident loot goblin instead. Told him he could turn this thing into a gun so he’s on board”
Can we sunset Destiny’s “T for teen” rating???
This I can agree on!
and make it M for Mature
Adding some serious gore to melee weapons would be sick
They just made it P...
For pay to win :)
*YESSS*
Funny thing is, if you all read the new lore: The empress accidentally summoned Xivu Arath to her homeworld and fled to our system afterwards. She heard of us, killing Xivu's sibling and a worm god, meaning... she needs us. She's not in a position to make demands; she's a helpless puppy who is bearing her fangs to act tough.
Like a chihuahua!
Their homeland is destroyed ?
@@ErkanZH From what I read, just taken over. Caital wants our help getting it back, so I assume it's not destroyed.
"Fucking adorable, like a puppy.
KILL IT!"
The only reason she is acting like this, is because of fear that the other Cabal view her as weak. Her original intent was to offer an alliance or even plea for help if I'm not mistaken.
Zavala realizes all he has to do to get guardians frothing is tell them that our enemy has crazy good loot
As long as it doesn't get sunset! Haha
@@SereneKaos tbf we'd still go after it.....fucking sunset bs
Wasn't that how Cayde did it at the start of Destiny2 ? It's even Canon . That was the whole motivation for our guardians :D
@@Lctl10 that and puppies i think
Zavala... Channeling his inner Cayde.
So i am not the only one revisiting this gem after what happened?? RIP to an amazing actor, voice actor, and our beloved Commander
Caiatl is like: “Understandable have a nice day”
Lol she wasn't ready for the smoke.
Guardian: my loot sense is tingling!
Ghost: but we have better..... nvm what are you thinking!
Guardian: *crashes through window* turn that bitch into a gun!
Just imagine caydes face if he was there and zavala actually says this.
Cayde-6 holding a chicken: "Look Colonel, Our Little Boy Is Growing Up So Fast"
I think he’d be trying to stifle a huge laugh and trying to keep a straight face the whole time. It would be awesome!
He'd be recording it.
He probably already knows he can say stuff like that. Remember when he said he would break the Fallen himself when the fireteam went silent?
"WHY WEREN'T YOU LIKE THIS WHEN I WAS AROUND, ZAVALA?! WE WOULD'VE MADE TWILIGHT GAP LOOK LIKE CHILD'S PLAY!!" - Saint-14
Lmao. I'd love to see Saint response to this or even Shaxx!
@@SereneKaos Or Saladin's
Shaxx: I DONT CARE SHE IS A LADY. I'd still punch her. Why didn't you punch her?
Saladin: Are you as fierce like that in battle, or only when talking?
I feel like this is something Shaxx would say instead
This is a living testament to how amazing Lance Reddick was. Rest in peace, Commander.
She does have a shiny sword, so, yeah we're already after that.
Let’s get it 💪
Facts run that shit 😂
Hmmm let destroy her im collecting good swords anyway so i fucking raid her ship multiple times
She has a sword you say? Unleash the guardians
That sword is mine
This was not the cutscene we got. But it was the one we deserved!
Yes! Glad you loved it!
Most certainly
I'd love to see a cutscene where we just see the guardian walk out of like the Scarlet Keep or something, dragging a corpse behind them and just say something like "Zavala said there was a new gun...He lied"
Destiny 2: Lightfall
Eris: "No, he said *I* could make it *into* a new gun, bring it to the Lecturn and I'll get started."
Ah I see where saint would get that from.
Saint 14 dragged a vex goblin by the leg while it was kicking and screaming out of the forest
The guardian casually dragging Rhulk's corpse out of the pyramid. "why he no gun?"
@@Z0MB1ESLAYER115the guardian casually dragging and beating the ever loving fuck out of savathun while saying “WHERE’S MY GUN YOU GIANT MOTH BITCH!? IM ONLY HERE BECAUSE IKORA SAID I CAN TURN YOU INTO ONE! IF NOT ITS THAT DAMN WORM”
Rip Lance, you will never be forgotten.
Caiatl: I'll sharpen my gilded knife
The Guardian: *casually picks Anarchy, Divinity and Duality from the deposit while whistling a song*
"Im on the Moon. Its made of cheese"
"I'm about to whip somebody's ass! Oh I'm about to whip somebody's ass!"
" I just want to talk to them "
"They began casually wielding the darkness to clap ass in new ways"
Fucking hilarious
Guardians❌
FUCKING GUARDIANS ✅
It's tru tho
I have to admit. She took that absolute roast "very well."
Lmao
That's a women?!
@@theSixPathsOfTrains Calus' daughter. Kinda obvious if you *listen* to the dialogue
@@My0ldFr13nd not the voice though.
@@snarfymcsnarfface2323 or the face
I'm going to play this all day just to honor Lance Reddick and what an amazing person he was to the community.
Destiny will not be the same without him
Me too, I'm currently working to rank up my vanguard level as many times as I can today. I even didn't go to work today to honor him. R.I.P to a legend.
The way you cut to Eris giving her smirk during that line was perfect.
Thank you for noticing! I really appreciate you noticing that cut!
@@SereneKaos it was amazingly well-timed
I love how both in and out of lore (especially after Season of the Splicer), every other alien race that isn't human sees the "Guardians" for what we really are. Crazy, kleptomania-ridden, supersoldiers who cant die and get a rush/high off of ending others for loot and splendor. I mean hell Beyond Light gave us the darkness by literally going "Ayy Lmao you should use this really cool ice ability that hasn't been studied at all by our RND division because it is powerful and fucking fun" Even Zavala knows to argue with us is a no-win situation so he's just like "Use it with caution" by the end of the storyline.
The Guardians are fucking crazy and honestly, I love them for it.
"CONTROL, THIS IS THE TOWER, WE GOT A JUMPER, THEY JUST FELL OFF, I NEED SEARCH AND RES...- Oh, wait, never mind. It's a guardian. Cancel that request." - Real (not quite exact) quote of an NPC at the Tower
The best part is based off of most of the live action trailers that’s exactly what bungie wants lol.
Beyond Light is like if Arthas getting Frostmourne in Warcraft 3 had a good ending- well, a good ending for everybody he killed or fucked for life along the way to the frozen throne
@@arthour051 I'm pretty sure that Guardian could have been me. Poor me figured that out after I fell off a catwalk into the void at Vanguard HQ SO many times.
Its good to have self love... and love for this gun i found in that dead boss
I like how Caiatal shows up after 9 years of us using the blood of the red legion to mop the floors and basically says "we have a peace offer, your complete and unconditional surrender" like you've got to admire the gumption, it's an audacious pitch.
The gall!!
@@SereneKaos nay the gaul 🤣
@@charliekrauss4851 LOL! Pun received my good friend!
@@SereneKaos btw this was amazing
@@charliekrauss4851 Thank you Charlie! Much love!
RIP Lance, he was one of the few passionate actors who really cared about the characters he played
Dearest Bungie.....
ZAVALA NEEDS TO BE LIKE THIS ALLLLLL THE TIME!!!!!! lol
Tweet at Bungie! Let our voices be heard! We need some bad mofos back in the mix. Where’s Ikora at?!
@@SereneKaos Oh, I think Ikora had her part when she wanted to "mount the head of that son of a bitch on his precious throne"
Very very true!
The effort that went into this meme is absolute crazy
Thank you for noticing! I appreciate it! Share with your friends, sub if you wanna stick around! Have a great weekend!
No doubt we're getting a lore reference to this whole thing at some point.
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This...Been waiting to find someone to say this. Bungie has used past 4th wall actions of the players made canon. Let's see if this gets the green light!
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Osiris: "Well... I did not expect that.''
Zavala: "Even i have to let out some steam at one point.''
Osiris: ''Do you want to talk about it?"
Zavala: "I think i said enough."
Savathun trying to extract info from zavala 2021 colorized
Osusris: ...... _Oh yeah! It's all coming together..._
The first time I saw Lance reading this I legit went nuts. What an absolute treasure of a human being he was, our community will forever mourn him and honor him. R.I.P MY Commander
The fact that Osiris came lightless to that meeting shows you how little fear he has for his enemies.
Well ya see
See what had happened was
Acutally, Osiris....
Osiris may not be...
When a guardian loses their ghost, they have one of two reactions; run away like a bitch. Or live the rest of their life with little to no regard for the consequences.
Caiatl: Bow
Zavala: No...
**Guardians run through the wall**
Titan, warlock and Hunter: We heard that Zavala was dangerously triggered and would need some assistance in CLAPPIN YOUR ASS?!
STASSSIIIIISSSSS
All the gun point at us.
Aww u think that's going to stop me
@@VacadoRay puts a well down and dances while getting shot "thats cute"
@@VacadoRay
Titan: >blood roar as they fly forward with melee<
Hunter: Oh cute, they think they can hit us! >vanishes and starts stabbing<
Warlock: Youd think theyd have learned after all this time. >electricity fries the snipers
caiatl: Bow
zavala: N-
*guardians run through the wall*
titan, warlock and hunter: WITH SYMPATHETIC ARSENAL???
This guy must be running sunbreaker cause that was the sweetest burn I've ever heard.
Toasty!!!! *Mortal Kombat Voice*
HE RIGHT THO, i heard the death bringer and that mission got turned into a ice palace, in about 10mins lmao
Eris' smile over that line makes it even more epic.
My favorite cut I did in the sequence. A lot of people like yourself seem to agree as well!
Zavala: (making phone call)
Zavala: Ok, Guardian, here's the deal - see that new big fancy lookin' Cabal? That's the empress. She told smthg about a new weapon that could kill Guardians in a sec. Do me a favor and find it, would ya?
Zavala: (watching how 6 badass bastards fking grinding entire army and Caiatl for loot) I love my job.
I read this entirely in Zavala’s voice!
Zavala sipping coffee and laughing as the guardians tear through Caiatl’s forces
@@jush2000 Osiris, how long do you think it's going to take the Guardian to get that weapon...?
-Assuming they were waiting for you to say something, as they usually are? I'd give them about an hour. Maybe two.
>Zavala sips coffee
One would think the Cabal would learn from all their previous leaders... Hmm. I don't think the Guardian minds, though. They like the guns.
@@snowoffstream5823 Please, people would yeet themselves out of zavalas "there is an enemy with a good gun" speech, and be back in 15 minutes with her head on said gun.
@@thetakengamer4256 eeeh, not of it's a raid. An hour or two is a good estimate for that, especially for the first clear.
Never thought I'll see the day Zavala use the word clap and ass in the same sentence 😂 Thank you Lance Reddick, you're a treasure ❤️
Protect him at all costs!
RIP Lance Reddick. Thank you for giving the Destiny community this absolute GEM of a voice-over. Your Vanguard will carry on and defeat the Witness in your name. Always our one and only, Commander Zavala.
Zavala: "im sorry for what you've lost"
Zavala's thoughts: *I'm sorry my starlight ass, get the hell out of my sight*
This is a true verbal beatdown. No anger no yelling, not even really raising the voice. Just coldly delivered facts served with open contempt.
Kudos to the people who wrote/voiced this gem.
It was Lance Reddick himself. The legend.
It was the Zavala voice actor who voiced him. They took the audio from another video and put it over the cutscene
@@jamesmcguire1202 he probably laughed his ass off a bit before recording the lines.
@@blendpinexus1416 He probably did...rest in peace
Here’s the best part: it’s literally by the same dude who plays zavala in the game. Rip Lance
We need this version of zavala!
For real
The greatest lines Lance has said for Zavala, RIP
this is just as good as good saying "twinkle, twinkle assholes!" when you get your light back.
Lmfao. This made me chuckle.
Guardian: **busts in** “I heard new gun. What we talking bout here? A scout? A machine gun? A sword? Oh I know a hand cannon! Can’t get enough of those” *stares at collection of hand cannons*
Hand Cannons just hit different, no other game compares!
The most cayde-6 thing I've ever seen xD
@@amarous9985 someone had to take up the mantle-- I mean cloak c':
God I hate hand cannons so much...
oh my god i can see him looking out of the room and in the doorway hes got a toolrack on wheels with every hand cannon in the game on it. maybe a rope on the front he uses to drag it around
We show up to the raid:
"We heard you have a gilded knife."
*loads gun with malicious intent*
"Is that true?"
Ahhh yes. The true intention of every Guardian. Loot! Speaking of! I'm giving away some loot! Check out my recent video!
Guardians: *EXOTIC LOCATED.*
gradian: so pick one death or just give it to us
Just make sure to give me the god roll so I don’t have to kill you twice!
@@commanderjason7786 Hippity hoppity where the fuck is my property
i can't imagine the number of times the guy had to read the script before keeping his voice straight for the whole thing.
This is what The Memers feel. Revel in this, guardian. -Drifter
Let's be bad guys...
“Haha! You’re a horrible person.”
You just sent a Prime Diss to the Empire hope you're proud. I am. -Drifter
Zavala has been spending some time in the Eververse. He’s learned some new words used before the Golden Age
The only time a titan bends a knee is if they’re sending it into the face of the enemy
Well, turns out that was savathun playing imposter, after all.
True words.
Dam fuckin straight
Rest in Peace Commander... Your Spark may have been extinguished but the light of your memory will burn in every Guardian.
This needs to be an official thing. Just like how they added Freeza's hilarious scouter ringtone from the DBZ abridged series into the actual Ressurection 'F' movie released in theaters.
I hope so too! I have ideas to rework this! Check out my giveaway! Hope you stick around!
Zavala: Excuse me-
Cayde 6: don’t worry pal let me handle this how’s your father?
Dirty...I love it!
@@SereneKaos How about this: "How's your homeworld?" ☠
"How's your Nanny?"
@@archoninferno
That's just below the belt.
Shes still standing though. Hit her again
@@clayxros576 I can see Cayde saying this
yknow...when zavala puts it that way...we kinda seem like bloodthirsty maniac's...
Nah, we just loot thirsty.
This man gets it.
Oh yeah. 100%.
...Are we not? 🤷🏾♂️
I mean we are
Caiatl: "Very well then Commander, I shall sharpen my gilded kni-"
Guardian - *suddenly present - no door/wallbreaking, or ship-to-surface teleport, just all of a sudden there:* "Gimme."
In all fairness, everything Zavala said is canon.
Edit: fixed wording (thanks to AgentOrange for correcting me)
Nobody can convince me otherwise at this point.
theres no technicality here, he's absolutely fucking right lol hell how many times have we bullied riven, THE LAST FUCKING COSMIC DRAGON WHO LITERALLY GRANTS WISHES, just for a chance at an exotic laser pointer lol
Yeah and we casually kill hive gods just for some loot
all of us: "oooooooo Zavala, let me have her knife!"
"Mine Mine Mine Mine Mine"
Lance is a true goat for voice acting these lines. Liked him since i first seen him in Fringe. Glad he is such a big Destiny fan and hope we keep getting more badass stuff like this.
Eris: how the fuck am I going to turn a cabal into a weapon!
Zavala: I don’t know but we have a guardian running around murdering countless cabal so we need to think of something!
Eris: ohhhh god Zavala I told you not to make deals with the devil.
Meanwhile, the loot goblins are running around slaughtering cabal by the hundreds, wanting new stuff
Just staple cabal tusks on a servicable auto rifle
@@AllenGray47 duck tape that bitch on there and call it a day! Or like use the colors and textures from that girl’s armor and we’ve got the motivation
Makes a gun that shoots Cabal horns
we have atleast 2 Cabal weapons in our Vault. I guess Titans would fit well in Cabal-Armor ;o and their little Snipers could be turned into auto-Turrets.....