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  • I recently watched Temptation island season 1 and it's insane.
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  • @disimmanti5375
    @disimmanti5375 3 года назад +16205

    Why did Evan drop that trauma so casually lmaoooo. He put that shit out like free water at a table

    • @jaspereatsrocks
      @jaspereatsrocks 3 года назад +488

      Like free water at a table holy shit

    • @juwellwaller2505
      @juwellwaller2505 3 года назад +562

      Evan uses his trauma to manipulate women.

    • @Mona-kg6hy
      @Mona-kg6hy 3 года назад +402

      Have you not been on social media lately? At least half of 'gen z humor' is "lmao my dad left me / haha [blank] [blank] and [blank] happened to me" type shit. Honestly, that's becoming the new norm to the point where that'll be like a quarter of the comments on any tiktok showing a nice father or something

    • @honinakecheta601
      @honinakecheta601 3 года назад +115

      Producers/directors tell these people how to act and what to say in order to get the best reaction out of viewers...they also incite drama amongst the couples there, no doubt. Kinda smarmy tbh

    • @kiraanne3524
      @kiraanne3524 3 года назад +4

      @@kewlguysixtynine5513 is that a Rick Roll? 😂😂

  • @TheLordLexi
    @TheLordLexi 3 года назад +11736

    "He's not manly enough for me"
    Mans carrying the weight of his father's suicide and you want him to act all macho?

    • @lauratroy13
      @lauratroy13 3 года назад +1671

      And since when is doing outdoor activities something that is 'alpha'

    • @prest01
      @prest01 3 года назад +13

      @@lauratroy13 what

    • @lauratroy13
      @lauratroy13 3 года назад +524

      @@prest01 the woman constantly said she wants her future son to do outdoor activities but her man is too beta to do it with him

    • @prest01
      @prest01 3 года назад +153

      @@lauratroy13 oh i get what youre saying now. sorry, im a bit slow

    • @echo997
      @echo997 3 года назад +15

      on god

  • @krishan9611
    @krishan9611 3 года назад +3681

    Damn. That girl talking to the other guy about how her boyfriend isn’t alfa enough must have hurt... Jesus, imagine being the boyfriend watching that.

    • @PlasticDoll.
      @PlasticDoll. 3 года назад +297

      I'm not going to say anything about her character or if she's even acting. But I feel bad for him :( I know that all that "alpha" stuff is bs but like i think most of men wouldn't like to hear how they were abandoned/left for not being "alpha" enough even if they don't care

    • @jasonmillsom2981
      @jasonmillsom2981 3 года назад +8

      @@PlasticDoll. i think it does exist, however not that it just applies to just men, it's how you as an individual perceive someone imo and most likely in a social situation you can tell who can be considered an alpha, by their confidence f. E. 🤷🏻‍♂️ however that girl in this show is just an idiot

    • @sydders_4949
      @sydders_4949 3 года назад +75

      “alfa”

    • @Wet-Milk
      @Wet-Milk 3 года назад +196

      @@jasonmillsom2981 none of that shit exists man. The wholr alpha and beta shit is from a study about wolves that was disproven(by the man who did the original study)

    • @tylermcnally9931
      @tylermcnally9931 3 года назад +102

      Really what people mean when they say "alpha" is masculine. The more masculine traits that someone has, the more people will refer to them as "alpha". It has nothing to do with leading a pack of other betas around or anything haha. "Beta" would be considered a more feminine man. I think it's garbage though since there is a positive connotation with alpha and a negative connotation with beta, while both can be either decent or shitty people.

  • @xRinzlar
    @xRinzlar 3 года назад +6001

    man said “my dad cheated and got murdered for it”, hopped on the show and said “....I’ma cheat”

    • @adrianareyes8267
      @adrianareyes8267 3 года назад +601

      Then goes ahead and gets engaged to the woman he cheated with on the show then once again says, “I’ma cheat”

    • @newyorkkitty8307
      @newyorkkitty8307 3 года назад +178

      daddy issues fr

    • @potatopotatoeOG
      @potatopotatoeOG 3 года назад +360

      I mean... someone's gotta carry on the legacy.

    • @vals4207
      @vals4207 3 года назад +30

      @@adrianareyes8267 wait fr ? Frick now this guy just looks like a duche

    • @adrianareyes8267
      @adrianareyes8267 3 года назад +171

      @@vals4207 yes! He cheated on Morgan with girls on Instagram while he was being a bum and not brining in any income and using all her money

  • @sandydog426
    @sandydog426 3 года назад +5050

    That woman's ridiculous. "I do outdoor stuff and I want my sons to be outdoorsy so I need a rugged man." Here's an idea; why don't you--and just hear me out--teach them yourself??

    • @ssharkbait
      @ssharkbait 3 года назад +573

      But also why does she want to imprint her hobbies on her future children? What if they don’t end up liking outdoorsy stuff? She’s one of those people who have children so they can live vicariously through them.
      Like is that all she thinks a good father is? A dude that teaches their kids how to fish?

    • @skyethain1221
      @skyethain1221 3 года назад +152

      @Danbu Hsma so sons dont listen to or respect/ follow their mothers? Seems like a problem. Nothing makes a mother less capable or raising a healthy and happy son.

    • @GabbieCh
      @GabbieCh 3 года назад +19

      @@skyethain1221 I don't think that's what they mean. Fathers teach their sons what it means to be a man and that is a beautiful thing, unless the father is shitty.

    • @skylardesmire9585
      @skylardesmire9585 3 года назад +22

      @Jp Thats literally not what they said.

    • @v1ped
      @v1ped 3 года назад +115

      @@GabbieCh "what it means to be a man" lmfao i cackled

  • @sofiakent9904
    @sofiakent9904 3 года назад +787

    Mark L Walberg be like: 🧿👄🧿

  • @thunderclancat123
    @thunderclancat123 3 года назад +2054

    dude looking at that guys face while he was watching his girlfriend say he wont be a good father was already painful then he pulls out his father committed suicide? and his girlfriend knew about it? what the fuck is this show

    • @prest01
      @prest01 3 года назад +116

      the guys an alpha male alone just from not being more visibly sad

    • @fc7777fc
      @fc7777fc 3 года назад +2

      i cannot explain how it's good but it's good (the show, not that moment)

    • @SakuraEvangeline
      @SakuraEvangeline 3 года назад +48

      oh my god yes, all i could think about was someone give this man a hug

    • @SakuraEvangeline
      @SakuraEvangeline 3 года назад +54

      using cheating as a form of revenge sounds pretty fcked up to me but you do you i guess

    • @anna_banana414
      @anna_banana414 3 года назад +39

      it’s really giving me “well you didn’t have a dad so you wouldn’t be a good one either” type vibes, yk?

  • @Kirasanban
    @Kirasanban 3 года назад +7457

    Everyone think their relationship strong until Codel shows up

  • @cheynac7377
    @cheynac7377 3 года назад +15055

    I’m gonna petition for Noel to host a crying white women show this is just too good

    • @robynchellevold8688
      @robynchellevold8688 3 года назад +174

      Exactly! With his editing style/directing abilities, and creativity I feel like it would actually be hilarious. Cody could be the co-host haha, and Aleena will be like the sunglasses guy that showed up from that other video... can't recall his name.

    • @eb8747
      @eb8747 3 года назад +32

      This is a top tier proposition

    • @robynchellevold8688
      @robynchellevold8688 3 года назад +14

      @@eb8747 THE LOCKSMITH THAT'S THE GUYS NAME!!! I think... right? Also thank you. I feel like there should be some way to involve Kelsey too. Aleena would have to be the Locksmith though it's just so fitting.

    • @eb8747
      @eb8747 3 года назад +13

      @@robynchellevold8688 kelsey defo has to have a role she's too fantastic to not, maybe she runs the chat show related to it

    • @Ravael123X
      @Ravael123X 3 года назад +4

      I'll invest

  • @PETSEMATARYTWO
    @PETSEMATARYTWO 3 года назад +2287

    this show is fucking insane, theres a couple that had been together for 11 years that decided to go on the show like........

    • @shannonceleste5557
      @shannonceleste5557 3 года назад +342

      At that point though they’ve gotta be in on it together like they’re just going for the $$ and exposure

    • @minjaarsic3327
      @minjaarsic3327 3 года назад +152

      @@shannonceleste5557 damn I'd do some shit like that lmao like babe let's get ig sponsors for life lol

    • @kaylawilliams5896
      @kaylawilliams5896 3 года назад +97

      YES AND DIDNT THEY BREAK UP LMAOOO

    • @brianbethea3069
      @brianbethea3069 3 года назад +43

      And not married? They're either in on it together, or both of them are so afraid of confrontation that they've been holding onto this dead relationship for years and they finally both see a way out.

    • @aave216
      @aave216 3 года назад +55

      @@brianbethea3069 it's the latter. He completely blindsided her and left the island with another girl. Then *shockingly* fucked over that girl too. Look up Morgan Lolar she made RUclips vids about him

  • @Sofie2734
    @Sofie2734 3 года назад +6562

    John is literally built like ducking Andre the giant and she’s tryna say he’s not “manly”. AND he knows how to talk ab past traumas and be unashamed of his feelings??? If snatch him up right away

    • @sundeet
      @sundeet 3 года назад +687

      The fact that he’s with HER is crazy to me.. she seems mean and judgy

    • @scoott8605
      @scoott8605 3 года назад +94

      prime example of women not knowing what the fuck they want
      edit: I have posted cringe I will now show myself the door

    • @probityk
      @probityk 3 года назад +369

      @@scoott8605 calm down there Elliot

    • @user-we4qy3ky1v
      @user-we4qy3ky1v 3 года назад +108

      @@probityk FOULL 😭

    • @AureliaGlory
      @AureliaGlory 3 года назад +104

      @@user-we4qy3ky1v but deserved 💀

  • @TheColorfulPuppehKat
    @TheColorfulPuppehKat 3 года назад +5574

    The singles trying to look sexy when they were revealed was fuckn hilarious

    • @kara2125
      @kara2125 3 года назад +455

      the wavering smiles broke me

    • @h.r.9563
      @h.r.9563 3 года назад +235

      The Harry Potter hit the gym guy looks real cute tho

    • @p5yearsago931
      @p5yearsago931 3 года назад +2

      LMAOAOKSJKASDNS

    • @armoredp
      @armoredp 3 года назад +205

      I can't speak for the guys, but those girls were still way above average though. I wouldn't exactly call them anywhere near average.

    • @franciscoferraz6788
      @franciscoferraz6788 3 года назад +97

      @@armoredp Same. Idk where Noel is getting his "average" standard from but those are not average looking people. Maybe people in LA just look good lol

  • @preztonH
    @preztonH 3 года назад +12463

    “John isn’t manly” *pans to John, who happens to be built like a truck*

    • @zachmeyer2718
      @zachmeyer2718 3 года назад +1048

      This man looks about as alpha as is can get and definitely give soft that vibe. Like what do you want

    • @clarachambers783
      @clarachambers783 3 года назад +23

      @@zachmeyer2718 give soft?

    • @MrPsychicNoodles
      @MrPsychicNoodles 3 года назад +244

      @@clarachambers783 "gives off" i presume

    • @eurekamreum5458
      @eurekamreum5458 3 года назад +831

      That's the best combo imo, dude looks like an aLpHa but apparently is as soft as a teddy bear, that's a win!

    • @brianbethea3069
      @brianbethea3069 3 года назад +266

      @@MrPsychicNoodles For all in tents send porpoises, you're probably right. Bone apple tea.

  • @urmumsmistress1918
    @urmumsmistress1918 3 года назад +2941

    “I don’t understand how people watch this and are like, ‘yes i wanna see their emotional trauma’” Proceeds to watch it:

    • @gregothy9190
      @gregothy9190 3 года назад +6

      Gotta get content I guess🤷

    • @Al-zs1zh
      @Al-zs1zh 3 года назад +15

      I'm pretty sure people thrive on the drama

    • @awaister
      @awaister 3 года назад +7

      Probably because watching other people's failures make them feel good about themselves, that's the only thing I can think of honestly

    • @io2255
      @io2255 3 года назад +3

      im bored asf

    • @mrinsanity6063
      @mrinsanity6063 3 года назад

      @@awaisteryour right seeing people worse up. in relationships feels good

  • @silentg6865
    @silentg6865 3 года назад +14883

    I see the name Noel and I see the word “island” Banger confirmed.

    • @aimannorzahariwod
      @aimannorzahariwod 3 года назад +135

      I want tiny man gang Island to be a thing now

    • @arischechter3319
      @arischechter3319 3 года назад +31

      a fucking men

    • @myajanette
      @myajanette 3 года назад +30

      Just his name alone means it’s a banger if we’re being real lmaoooo

    • @Bijecarli
      @Bijecarli 3 года назад +2

      I'm Codell.

    • @kv7939
      @kv7939 3 года назад

      Noel island

  • @scrabbledad4886
    @scrabbledad4886 3 года назад +1640

    “they look like models for kohl’s” is the best backhanded compliment i’ve ever heard

    • @jenniekimscat7122
      @jenniekimscat7122 3 года назад +38

      Oh shit I live in Australia and I thought when he said Coles he meant a grocery store

    • @coollollipop2456
      @coollollipop2456 3 года назад

      @@jenniekimscat7122 same hahah

    • @bbebi6377
      @bbebi6377 3 года назад +2

      @@jenniekimscat7122 i was going around thinking “oh they have a coles too? they sell clothes??” 😆

    • @rena4857
      @rena4857 3 года назад +1

      ​@@jenniekimscat7122 Same here, I didn't even question it for some reason. lol

    • @brkh96
      @brkh96 Год назад

      I thought he said "a model for coals" and I was very confused

  • @angelofeliberty9258
    @angelofeliberty9258 3 года назад +16343

    This is the closest we’re ever gonna get to Love Island again

    • @piiiwo
      @piiiwo 3 года назад +322

      the sad reality

    • @dx7285
      @dx7285 3 года назад +17

      🥲

    • @avavisuals
      @avavisuals 3 года назад +104

      stop I’m crying

    • @carmenfyfe5868
      @carmenfyfe5868 3 года назад +10

      BAHAHAHA goood

    • @nxahsvidz
      @nxahsvidz 3 года назад +4

      @@piiiwo indeed ;(

  • @benmc9657
    @benmc9657 3 года назад +6870

    That picture of Evan’s family looks like the same exact person with 5 different haircuts

    • @stephhernandez7772
      @stephhernandez7772 3 года назад +209

      THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING....but in my eyes the haircuts also looked very similar lol

    • @lisbethmejia2150
      @lisbethmejia2150 3 года назад +225

      They’re all dangerously blonde

    • @charliepotts2103
      @charliepotts2103 3 года назад +77

      Why is his mom so jacked thougg

    • @ducklife5497
      @ducklife5497 3 года назад +69

      Hell I thought I was looking at a pic of 5 images of the same person. Weird

    • @haleyyyyyyy
      @haleyyyyyyy 3 года назад +26

      FRRR at least we know the mom didn't cheat

  • @cocobeanz19
    @cocobeanz19 3 года назад +1402

    All those singles staring like they’re here to hunt them for sport.

    • @katiepaigeh12
      @katiepaigeh12 3 года назад +17

      LMFAOOOOO BRO

    • @mandeltelefon952
      @mandeltelefon952 3 года назад +40

      I mean...they kinda are

    • @hannahbull
      @hannahbull 3 года назад +71

      The gleeful twinkle in their eyes as they prepare to destroy a relationship and be a homewrecker

    • @marion.saturn
      @marion.saturn 3 года назад +5

      The Hunger Games

    • @micaelamardones3861
      @micaelamardones3861 3 года назад +10

      @@marion.saturn The Thirst Games

  • @g1lol
    @g1lol 3 года назад +3067

    had to come back and watch this after cody and kelsey’s interview with mark

  • @lydia8399
    @lydia8399 3 года назад +2167

    The wildest thing for me is that they consider 6 years apart an “age gap relationship”

    • @Guus115
      @Guus115 3 года назад +88

      I found that very strange too.

    • @Gladiva19
      @Gladiva19 3 года назад +362

      If she was 18 and him 24 it would be incredibly inappropriate. But 25 and 31 are in the same stage of life so it's not that bad.

    • @toyamwarr
      @toyamwarr 3 года назад +121

      Same. I was expecting a 32 and 18 year old couple experiencing generational gap type stuff like what sometimes happens with my boyfriend (25) and myself (35).

    • @aislyn515
      @aislyn515 3 года назад +79

      I think at that age it's not dramatic but it's noticeable. I feel it in my relationship (28 to 32) andI'm a way different person than I was even 3 years ago. It can lead to some disagreements or different priorities.

    • @cherrytree91
      @cherrytree91 3 года назад +21

      Same, my bf is 6 years older and I’ve never thought of our relationship having an age gap.

  • @marmelaota1703
    @marmelaota1703 3 года назад +667

    John is a whole ass bear, how much more manly does he has to get for her? Feels like the other ladies appreciated him, at least his Texan bear package

    • @devilishly0angelic
      @devilishly0angelic 3 года назад +175

      yeah it was psychotic. she was literally upset that he had emotions and was kind lol

    • @lauratroy13
      @lauratroy13 3 года назад +65

      Feels like this woman watched 365 days way too much

    • @prest01
      @prest01 3 года назад +50

      "why isnt my boyfriend built like doomslayer?"

    • @SakuraEvangeline
      @SakuraEvangeline 3 года назад +6

      i'm guessing it was his character that she didn't like, not his looks?

    • @faddyzumot7480
      @faddyzumot7480 3 года назад +2

      Only alpha can be daddy

  • @sofiakent9904
    @sofiakent9904 3 года назад +479

    that one guy: pouring his heart out about his trauma
    mark walberg: alrighty! 🙂☝️

    • @candyllene
      @candyllene 3 года назад +44

      “Damn, that’s crazy”

    • @dextertravis2611
      @dextertravis2611 3 года назад +10

      Reminds me of that wendy williams clip lol

    • @prest01
      @prest01 3 года назад +14

      same energy as "oh no! anyway..."

    • @avocatobigpp4249
      @avocatobigpp4249 3 года назад +1

      Mark L Wahlberg is the mastermind behind this all,he probably messes with them all,but he tries to make it look like his just the host,but you gotta love him,he loves chaos

  • @klc517
    @klc517 3 года назад +3436

    I think Noel has been in LA too long for those people to be considered "average."

    • @Chipiliro613
      @Chipiliro613 3 года назад +369

      He has 'LA-goggles'.

    • @OEThe11
      @OEThe11 3 года назад +296

      They were above average people in terms of looks

    • @armoredp
      @armoredp 3 года назад +169

      They were well above average, he was responding like they were 5/10s. I mean if he himself stood in that line up, he would stand out as being the ugly one.

    • @daisyseungwoo6154
      @daisyseungwoo6154 3 года назад +389

      @@armoredp dang is it that deep??? Lol

    • @campbellsoup93
      @campbellsoup93 3 года назад +210

      They ain't that hot though. Like, they're all in great shape yeah, but face wise? They aint that hot.

  • @dxhyunjin
    @dxhyunjin 3 года назад +4433

    Why did the girl who wants an “alpha male” even get with her boyfriend if he’s not her type?

    • @zoeracette7686
      @zoeracette7686 3 года назад +265

      probably daddy issues, she cannot be alone and need a man to tell her what to do or else she is confuse and feeling self-conscious. She is all around very toxic

    • @joji1242
      @joji1242 3 года назад +169

      RIGHTT exactly my thought. doesn't even sound like she wants to be with him so do him a favor and break up with him if think that he's inferior and he'll be a bad dad (so won't be around long term), that's straight-up using him for temporary comfrot

    • @sundeet
      @sundeet 3 года назад +23

      RIGHT! Like if he’s not her type then what is she doing!

    • @REDinitial
      @REDinitial 3 года назад +117

      @@zoeracette7686 I have watched the show. Quite early on I also said that she strikes me as someone with daddy issues. She then tells one of the guys she heavily flirted with that he looks like her dad. Freud must've been pissing himself laughing in his grave. This is the man she also then says he seems "to be the man who can rock her world". She then proceeds to get together with a 3rd man, but I digress. In one of the episodes we do find out she did not have her dad in her life. Bingo!

    • @zoeracette7686
      @zoeracette7686 3 года назад +4

      @@REDinitial damnn thankss I appreciate so much. 🙏🏼

  • @4bigface
    @4bigface 3 года назад +1805

    spoiler for those who don’t care: what’s funny about Evan is that he constantly cheats so that sob story about his dad was solely for sympathy lmao

    • @khane2077
      @khane2077 3 года назад +305

      Apple didn't fall far from the tree huh lol

    • @mkrose4744
      @mkrose4744 3 года назад +516

      yeah he said all that, cheated on the girl he went on the show with, got engaged to the girl he cheated with, then also stepped out on her lololololol he’s fucked

    • @4bigface
      @4bigface 3 года назад +96

      @@mkrose4744 lmaoo i just looked up morgan’s twitter and it seems like they got back together and broke up again 🥱

    • @khane2077
      @khane2077 3 года назад +46

      @@mkrose4744 damn lol sociopath bois

    • @mohedaicebear
      @mohedaicebear 3 года назад +6

      I uhh don't think the death of your dad is equally to cheating on a show where they are constantly tempting you to cheat

  • @sari9645
    @sari9645 3 года назад +1322

    “Are these models for Kohl’s? They just seem so default”
    If they were a spice they’d 100% be salt

    • @actionjackson3522
      @actionjackson3522 3 года назад +19

      They'd be ketchup because, like ketchup, they are bland and flavorless and can't be considered spicy at all.

    • @joleenpeen6956
      @joleenpeen6956 3 года назад +52

      @@actionjackson3522 not even. at this point they're blanched flour

    • @jaredfontenot7672
      @jaredfontenot7672 3 года назад +4

      Bars

    • @macaylac9829
      @macaylac9829 3 года назад +1

      gubler profile pic😏

    • @isabellaserafin5431
      @isabellaserafin5431 3 года назад +1

      i love your profile picture

  • @rxxrcousin
    @rxxrcousin 3 года назад +419

    Can we talk about how Evan left his girlfriend of 10 years for a girl he knew for less than a month, then proposed to that girl 6 months later when he never proposed to Kaci???? BIG YIKES. I understand he was feeling trapped, I get that, but for him to handle it the way he did......oof.

    • @desladiablesse
      @desladiablesse 3 года назад +77

      it turns out he’s like a really emotionally abusive manipulator. both kaci and the girl he leaves with have posted some yt videos abt what a shitty dude he is

    • @rxxrcousin
      @rxxrcousin 3 года назад +15

      @@desladiablesse Yeah I was reading about that! What a POS.

    • @ALA516
      @ALA516 3 года назад +38

      He’s for the streets

    • @brrrrrrrrino
      @brrrrrrrrino 3 года назад +29

      Sounds to me like she dodged a huge bullet. Better to realize it later than never

    • @rxxrcousin
      @rxxrcousin 3 года назад +25

      @@brrrrrrrrino Investing 10 years in a relationship and having plans of marriage isn't exactly dodging a bullet lol. More like getting hit dead on.

  • @ArtsyHumanbean
    @ArtsyHumanbean 3 года назад +768

    Is 25 and 31 even that bad an age difference??? When you are post undergrad age (if you partook in college) you meet so many people of so many ages. If there’s chemistry and you both met as adults, what’s the big deal?

    • @kelseyz4751
      @kelseyz4751 3 года назад +57

      I agree but maybe he has more experience than her and that adds some insecurity idk

    • @ArtsyHumanbean
      @ArtsyHumanbean 3 года назад +110

      @@kelseyz4751 that’s fair! She did mention a different level of maturity and that could lead to insecurity. But this tv show is def not the place to work all that out lol

    • @bbybee
      @bbybee 3 года назад +138

      I was expected a much larger age difference lol

    • @mayvalley
      @mayvalley 3 года назад +38

      My sister and her boyfriend are 24 and 33 and it’s no big deal for them, so yeah I definitely expected a much larger age difference

    • @ArtsyHumanbean
      @ArtsyHumanbean 3 года назад +19

      @@mayvalley my partner (32) and myself (24) are kind of in that same boat! I think it’s a case by case basis, my relationship is great and it doesn’t come up!! When it does, it’s just in relation to like work experience or like... furniture lol. He has had way more time to accumulate furniture - but that doesn’t mean we can’t be a great couple!
      it sure doesn’t help to dwell on the perceived (made-up) or real differences. Relationships are about what you have in common and what you enjoy with n about the other :)

  • @elinevdv536
    @elinevdv536 3 года назад +766

    I love how the American version all state the singles "to be finding love" whilst in the Dutch version they just straight up call them the Seducers and the Seducers tell the camera that they want to break all the relationships up by trying to get with the couples 😂😂

    • @Judessin
      @Judessin 3 года назад +73

      I have noticed that in English language the word "love" does not have any meaning as it is just thrown around like this. "Love" in Finnish, and as my Dutch friend said in in your language too, is something serious.

    • @vilja6967
      @vilja6967 3 года назад +4

      @@Judessin Luulin että temptation insland on alunperin amerikkalainen ohjelma hämmennyin vitusti

    • @nameless3525
      @nameless3525 3 года назад +2

      Hahaha dat komt omdat wij altijd eerlijk zijn denkik. In welke setting dan ook 😂

    • @radhiadeedou8286
      @radhiadeedou8286 3 года назад +55

      American tv always pretends there's something wholesome even when it's obviously pure trash

    • @liamsmith331
      @liamsmith331 3 года назад +13

      That was my thought. what are you afraid of? Why do you have to say love. They're here to hook up with someone in a relationship. That's the entire premise of the show.

  • @goodgirl140
    @goodgirl140 3 года назад +7117

    People who use the term alpha and beta unironically is cringe.

    • @iidesolateii2837
      @iidesolateii2837 3 года назад +75

      Facts

    • @megavore97
      @megavore97 3 года назад +268

      100% truth, it’s usually those weird alt-right dudes that think they see things that others don’t.
      At least it makes it easy to ignore.

    • @saint_gales
      @saint_gales 3 года назад +266

      what's funniest about the whole thing is that the manosphere based this Alpha-Beta dycotomy on a study about wolf pack hierarchies, which coined these terms, as "proof" that there are men who are better than other men. Decades after the study was made, the author came out to say that the study isn't acurate, not just to humans, but to wolves aswell. Yet, these alt right pickup artists still believe this shit

    • @louisemiller7584
      @louisemiller7584 3 года назад +6

      True

    • @mikerowley7651
      @mikerowley7651 3 года назад +97

      if you have to mention how alpha you are on a daily basis..... we're assuming otherwise

  • @ineslapastora3308
    @ineslapastora3308 3 года назад +1139

    Noel talking about mark walberg while cody interviews him

    • @xnng
      @xnng 3 года назад +36

      lmao I just came from that vid too

  • @tonitalks
    @tonitalks 3 года назад +2918

    how does someone go on live tv and talk about how his dad’s infidelity led to him being MURDERED?! pls i don’t understand

    • @grmancool
      @grmancool 3 года назад +193

      The dad: *murdered*
      Evan: I can make so much money out of this!

    • @user-ov3zu7gw1h
      @user-ov3zu7gw1h 3 года назад +161

      As soon as a saw that picture of his family I knew the exact case he was talking about my mouth dropped😭

    • @Strawbri3
      @Strawbri3 3 года назад +60

      He said it a little too casual for me😧

    • @aektakallepalli7555
      @aektakallepalli7555 3 года назад +22

      @@user-ov3zu7gw1h bro wait, this was like a true crime podcast type deal? holy shit

    • @user-ov3zu7gw1h
      @user-ov3zu7gw1h 3 года назад +58

      @@aektakallepalli7555 yeah, just look up “the disgusting case of Gavin Smith” and it should pop up!

  • @simmerthreereturns221
    @simmerthreereturns221 3 года назад +4551

    It wasn't even children, just her SONS to be outdoorsy. I bet she would force her daughters into cheerleading and favor her boys for just being into hunting

    • @user-oh5ns7vw4f
      @user-oh5ns7vw4f 3 года назад +518

      Then she makes the daughter clean all the time and when she asks why the brothers don’t have to, she’d say “because I said so”

    • @MilkBreadASMR
      @MilkBreadASMR 3 года назад +266

      Watch what will happen when her "sons" come out as gay and transgender 😌

    • @Thesavagemeister77
      @Thesavagemeister77 3 года назад +13

      You don't have to agree with them, but the "traditional gender roles" aren't wrong either lmao. Fuck do you care what she wants?

    • @jahnaviraman5411
      @jahnaviraman5411 3 года назад +58

      candace owens would like her 😍

    • @simmerthreereturns221
      @simmerthreereturns221 3 года назад +254

      @@Thesavagemeister77 she's literally treating her boyfriend terribly over it and shamed him, and forcing anything on your kids is wrong.

  • @TimeBucks
    @TimeBucks 3 года назад +10451

    Noel's voice is so calming

    • @jonielyege3212
      @jonielyege3212 3 года назад +13

      Lol u not wrong

    • @faithk9787
      @faithk9787 3 года назад +44

      He needs to make ASMR vids👍🏼

    • @okaydokey2539
      @okaydokey2539 3 года назад +10

      Officially reached an equaliiubirum in my nervous system

    • @tinytaylor1109
      @tinytaylor1109 3 года назад +4

      i’m sayin

    • @jaked7163
      @jaked7163 3 года назад +12

      I listen to the podcast to help me sleep

  • @sara-jm6om
    @sara-jm6om 3 года назад +856

    This show makes me so worried about people in toxic relationships tbh. Like the girl bashing her boyfriend for not being manly like just break up then? People feel like it’s impossible to break up and better to stay in a relationship where no one is happy. It’s so infuriating.

    • @never5618
      @never5618 3 года назад +3

      @@andreashofmann1172 and hearing this trough a video wouldn't?

    • @user-mv1hv5ce3b
      @user-mv1hv5ce3b 2 года назад +10

      I knowww. And the fact that she wants to be a mother… I would hate her if I was her kid

  • @Everythingsfiiiiine
    @Everythingsfiiiiine 3 года назад +4823

    If those girls are 4's, I'm so far in the negative I don't exist.

  • @CocoBrowncoco
    @CocoBrowncoco 3 года назад +524

    the clip of the man seeing his gf say he's not "manly" enough genuinely made me sad and ruined my day. especially when he was dealing with his father's suicide jesus christ. hope he finds someone better

  • @kemp6510
    @kemp6510 3 года назад +1271

    Noel ✅
    An island ✅
    Crying women ✅
    Cody ❌
    Almost a clean sweep

  • @zz7733
    @zz7733 3 года назад +427

    10:06 wtf is this chick talking about?! Her boyfriend looks like a rugged lumberjack. She's just trying to lower his self-esteem because he might leave her for someone better. Not to mention, she's just flirting w/ other dudes to boost her own self-esteem and self-worth. Emotional manipulation is so insidious and damaging.

  • @floor_ceiling
    @floor_ceiling 3 года назад +831

    On the Dutch/Belgian version of this show, we had a guy who brought an engagement ring to give to his girlfriend after they made it through. Yeah...he ended up giving that VERY SAME RING to one of the singles. Ruthless.

    • @ciarajeanr
      @ciarajeanr 3 года назад +31

      I would absolutely love to see that season.

    • @floor_ceiling
      @floor_ceiling 3 года назад +30

      @@ciarajeanr season 10, if you're wondering haha 😉

    • @ciarajeanr
      @ciarajeanr 3 года назад +6

      @@floor_ceiling I will actually see what I can do to watch it. I'm in the US but I'll try to track it down.

    • @eloracamille1526
      @eloracamille1526 3 года назад +2

      Huh wie dan? Heb alleen de nieuwe seizoenen gezien (na 2015) dus was dit daarvoor dan?

    • @floor_ceiling
      @floor_ceiling 3 года назад +3

      @@eloracamille1526 Tim en Deborah uit S 10

  • @brianbadbrains
    @brianbadbrains 3 года назад +493

    Back in my day we didn’t need an island to cheat on eachother

    • @noellecannon1411
      @noellecannon1411 3 года назад +43

      All we needed was the happy hour at Applebee's.

    • @dextertravis2611
      @dextertravis2611 3 года назад +20

      Thats jus cheating with extra steps

  • @paulhobbs9123
    @paulhobbs9123 3 года назад +1359

    If these people are 4s I’m in huge trouble

    • @hannahbull
      @hannahbull 3 года назад +202

      RIGHT like shit I must be in the negatives

    • @alexjung9724
      @alexjung9724 3 года назад +93

      😂 I was thinking the same thing like damn Noel just flamed the fuck out of me

    • @queencleopatra007
      @queencleopatra007 3 года назад +45

      Same! I was like, what's wrong with them? I think they all look nice

    • @paulhobbs9123
      @paulhobbs9123 3 года назад +35

      @@queencleopatra007 hes just trying to make a funny take I’m sure but sorta missed the mark

    • @theartofmai281
      @theartofmai281 3 года назад +2

      This made me laugh way too hard

  • @willowoodz
    @willowoodz 3 года назад +665

    john literally looks like emotionally-available dad material wtf is she on about. people aren’t always lucky to have sensitive dads who are receptive.

    • @denied7616
      @denied7616 2 года назад +24

      jesus i came back here and that was the first thing i thought. he looks like the sweetest papa bear anyone could dream of. manly af, soft and emotional, not scared to be vulnerable. that girl was such a bitch i can't.. she's gonna raise her kids to be closed emotionally with completely warped sense of what it means to be a woman or man.

    • @cruella4341
      @cruella4341 2 года назад +43

      Yeah and like what if he takes what she said and just changes his whole personality into this emotionless baby maker

  • @corinnes178
    @corinnes178 3 года назад +1780

    but how is 25 and 31 that different 😭😭 does she act like a high schooler or smth

    • @godpilled9077
      @godpilled9077 3 года назад +84

      Right lol 6 years isn't nothing

    • @aminthemist
      @aminthemist 3 года назад +33

      @@godpilled9077 when u get older i guess 6 years is somehow alright

    • @darkseptigirl5851
      @darkseptigirl5851 3 года назад +48

      She was high key expecting him to cheat but I feel like she’s the one to do it

    • @JpOcDenver
      @JpOcDenver 3 года назад +85

      A mature 31 and an immature 25 can be worlds apart. Scenario: 31, no college, working full time since 18, climbing their way up through a company or two, or building their own business for well over a decade. versus: 25, graduated college at 23, is still on their first real job which they’ve had for about 16 months because they took some time off after college. Their life structures and values will be completely different.

    • @corinnes178
      @corinnes178 3 года назад +57

      @@JpOcDenver yes and there could be a 25 year old whose worked since 16 to support their family, and a 31 year old who went to college paid for by their parents, has a low stress job with good income and no real hardships. theres a million different stories just because they’re 6 years apart doesn’t mean their maturity will be super different. someone 25 can be way more mature than a 31 year old, and vice versa.

  • @cheri618
    @cheri618 3 года назад +336

    messed up how she keeps putting her boyfriend down for not being too manly. just break up with him damn. no body wants someone who constantly puts them down and tell them they aren’t strong enough. especially since his dad ended his own life. what a terrible person she is for that. i couldn’t watch this show i would get so angry. that really threw me off..i hope he finds someone better than her.

    • @nunpho
      @nunpho 3 года назад

      Samesies, I'd just feel angry.

  • @colored_printers664
    @colored_printers664 3 года назад +1413

    I feel so sorry for Katie's boyfriend tbh. You can tell he tries real hard to look like it doesn't hurt him a lot. Probably conditioned through his relationship

    • @pixiebomb28
      @pixiebomb28 3 года назад +76

      yeah like imagine having to hear that time and tme again, poor guy

    • @sipystrokijay3404
      @sipystrokijay3404 3 года назад +10

      There are multiple people reporting him being abusive. That was her going crazy cause he drove her crazy. Look it up, it’s crazy. :)

    • @colored_printers664
      @colored_printers664 3 года назад +6

      @@sipystrokijay3404 I don't really care to get into that rabbit hole, at least not right now. But it does make sense too

    • @everydayplayer61
      @everydayplayer61 3 года назад +50

      @@sipystrokijay3404 I googled their names with the word abuse and nothing or than articles for the show popped up. Also with the dynamics of their relationship shown on the show I'd be kind of shocked if he was abusive. She sits right next to the man and tells him he isn't man enough for her and that dealing with him makes her not want to have kids. Not a flicker of anger comes across his face, just pain.

  • @MrBazman1
    @MrBazman1 3 года назад +351

    Noel calling these people 'default' was definitely a hit to the self confidence I wasn't expecting today.

    • @nohandleformethx
      @nohandleformethx 7 месяцев назад

      Oh man for real. I thought they were all attractive.
      Guess this makes me a 1,lol. Thought I was a conservative 5 but ok.

  • @Pandulse123
    @Pandulse123 3 года назад +625

    Why is Kady with her man if he's not manly enough for her? Like literally she's wasting his time! Can she not be single for a little bit while she searches for her imaginary macho man?

    • @oight
      @oight 3 года назад +65

      tbf why would any serious couple go on this show, it's clearly for money/fame lol. nothing wrong w/ that but i'd take what they say with a grain of salt, TV loves to hate a really "bitchy" woman on these kind of shows so she's trying to play that part to get attention

    • @user-hu6tn7sh4k
      @user-hu6tn7sh4k 3 года назад +14

      *CLINK* TO JONS PACKAGE

    • @actionjackson3522
      @actionjackson3522 3 года назад +15

      @@oight Exactly it's the "bitch" character who creates all the drama and people will sympathize her man.

    • @cille3421
      @cille3421 3 года назад +10

      Yess! Toxic gender roles goes both ways!!!

    • @prest01
      @prest01 3 года назад

      its called a karen

  • @cl8403
    @cl8403 3 года назад +547

    This is just a highschool relationship going to separate colleges

  • @doorcharge0
    @doorcharge0 3 года назад +1097

    "Temptation Island" kinda sounds like a crappy mid-2000's Disney movie. *"Spy Kids 9: Temptation Island"*

    • @w1lDstYLe
      @w1lDstYLe 3 года назад +39

      That sounds less like a Disney movie and more like a "movie" the spy kids actors would do for Brazzers in an attempt to revive their careers.

    • @incognitooooooooooooo123spy
      @incognitooooooooooooo123spy 3 года назад +3

      LMAO FR😭😭

    • @CosminMariean
      @CosminMariean 3 года назад +1

      Funny saying that. The show was released in 2001 and had 3 seasons. Spot on

    • @logandecker4663
      @logandecker4663 3 года назад +1

      Facts

    • @alyssa-9171
      @alyssa-9171 3 года назад +1

      Am your 1000th like nice

  • @Vanisher
    @Vanisher 3 года назад +896

    She says he’s not manly then they just straight up panned to John and you see he’s built like a M7 Bradley Fire Support Vehicle

    • @lj0727
      @lj0727 3 года назад +56

      With an apparently huge package lol

    • @brrrrrrrrino
      @brrrrrrrrino 3 года назад +7

      Maybe she's referring to his personality. Lol

    • @persephoneblack888
      @persephoneblack888 2 года назад +22

      He's an absolute unit.

  • @mandymchale2767
    @mandymchale2767 3 года назад +899

    john’s gf: he isnt alpha enough
    single girls: john’s package was the best part of the day🤪

    • @user-mv1hv5ce3b
      @user-mv1hv5ce3b 2 года назад +46

      she was probably insecure about herself and had to lie about him lmao

  • @carolinaparanhos28
    @carolinaparanhos28 3 года назад +1613

    Alternative title: Me feeling bad for John for 14 minutes

    • @coralmorrison9759
      @coralmorrison9759 3 года назад +71

      I was really happy when 4 girls said "john was the highlight of the day" what a chad

    • @AnujaAriyaratne
      @AnujaAriyaratne 3 года назад +15

      @@coralmorrison9759 mans PACKIN

  • @xfreyawatson
    @xfreyawatson 3 года назад +539

    Evan: ‘my dad cheated on my mom’
    Me: my dad did that too omg
    Evan: ‘it led to him being murdered by the woman he was cheating withs husband’
    Me: oh-

  • @3dprintedhouse89
    @3dprintedhouse89 3 года назад +661

    "The most regular people you can imagine"
    So I must be an undersea creature then

    • @lrturner4141
      @lrturner4141 3 года назад +2

      😆

    • @adeer87
      @adeer87 3 года назад +14

      Undersea creatures are cooler than Kohl’s models.

    • @Pha_Kiew
      @Pha_Kiew 2 года назад

      It really affects how I perceive myself physically ngl

  • @barryallencoffee
    @barryallencoffee 3 года назад +288

    When noel says regular people but they all hotter than you

    • @liplock000
      @liplock000 3 года назад +11

      Right?!

    • @user-bo2jo7yb5z
      @user-bo2jo7yb5z 3 года назад +14

      Shit they are 4s? Does that make me a -4?

    • @marimikkola906
      @marimikkola906 3 года назад

      Also the thing about this show is that the singles are also supposed to form mental connections with the couples, and that's not really possible if they are just super hot people with no personality

    • @jahnaviraman5411
      @jahnaviraman5411 3 года назад

      like if these girls are average to him then he prob just has overly high standards

  • @irx119
    @irx119 3 года назад +619

    imagine being told mark walberg is hosting the show and when you pull up this guy is there

    • @kam-lw4ez
      @kam-lw4ez 3 года назад +48

      He literally took the L lmao

    • @avocatobigpp4249
      @avocatobigpp4249 3 года назад +14

      Mark L Walberg is famous for breaking up relationships on shows

    • @irx119
      @irx119 3 года назад +1

      @@avocatobigpp4249 😭

    • @nosiphodywili35
      @nosiphodywili35 3 года назад +1

      I think the other Mark's surname/last name has an "H" in it unless I'm mistaken.

    • @homunculusSZN
      @homunculusSZN 3 года назад +4

      Moment of truth!

  • @joyjoyjoy25
    @joyjoyjoy25 3 года назад +318

    You know Noel’s been in LA for too long when he calls that group of singles “the most regular people you’ve seen in your entire life” 😂 Where I’m from, they would be worshiped 💀💀

    • @eb8747
      @eb8747 3 года назад +23

      Lol man I live in a little town in the UK, these people be regular

    • @alexthomas7923
      @alexthomas7923 3 года назад +62

      @@eb8747 yeah they aren’t ugly or anything but they definitely aren’t out of this world hot

    • @eb8747
      @eb8747 3 года назад +24

      @@alexthomas7923 yeh like for sure they're attractive enough but it's not like I'd respond manically to them appearing in front of me

    • @TheJunky228
      @TheJunky228 3 года назад +9

      @@eb8747 I wouldn't respond to anyone like that lmao

    • @eb8747
      @eb8747 3 года назад +8

      @@TheJunky228 Yeh but I'm a Caprisun so I can't help it

  • @jacksongibbs8998
    @jacksongibbs8998 3 года назад +395

    Temptation Island: starring terrible people, by terrible people, for terrible people.

  • @6235river
    @6235river 3 года назад +218

    what i've heard about a lot cheaters is that they'll go for people not as attractive as their partner and, apparently, looks aren't as big of a factor in why people cheat as one might think

    • @trinityredford1415
      @trinityredford1415 3 года назад +46

      That makes sense. Cause (not all cases) they might be looking for emotional escapism that distracts them. So if it's a woman or a man that shows some sort of compassion then they'll be drawn towards it because it's better than their current situation.

    • @kiraanne3524
      @kiraanne3524 3 года назад +42

      I heard that some people who are very pretty go for “ugly” people to help their self confidence, because more often than not they will say yes. They don’t want to find someone like them for fear of being denied.

    • @KH-ks7si
      @KH-ks7si 3 года назад

      No I dont think this is true

    • @6235river
      @6235river 3 года назад +1

      @@KH-ks7si have you even bothered googling it?

    • @KH-ks7si
      @KH-ks7si 3 года назад

      @@6235river no thats why I said think...
      From what I have seen woman cheat when they have opportunities for having s*x w a man out of their league. I just googled it too and an article confirms it has to do w s*x. Regardless I dont think in most cases ppl would betray their partner for someone worse than their partner, if they wanted emotional stuff, I think they would talk ab it. Im no expert, regardless it is pretty terrible.

  • @lz__9147
    @lz__9147 3 года назад +487

    "I want my son to do outdoor activities cause I love doing that stuff" Girl then YOU do that with your son. Why don't YOU go chop some would with your son. These are your interests wtf does your man got to do with that

    • @hayes1035
      @hayes1035 3 года назад +10

      Women can't chop wood silly it will break their fingernails.

    • @meli1872
      @meli1872 3 года назад +23

      i used to do everything like that with my mom idk what the problem is with some ppl

    • @MN-vw2lo
      @MN-vw2lo 3 года назад +1

      @@hayes1035 they can chop would though.

    • @johanw2267
      @johanw2267 3 года назад

      @Winter Wyvern They can only chop wood if it's on instagram, aka fake

    • @baconsoda7011
      @baconsoda7011 3 года назад +4

      @@johanw2267 Love the blatant misogyny 😍

  • @ememh6539
    @ememh6539 3 года назад +64

    i wish we got like one couple that literally was completely unbothered. like no drama, just watched the other couples go down in flames like “oh damn look at that”

  • @StAssshole
    @StAssshole 3 года назад +390

    if shes into outdoor stuff so much, why wouldnt she just teach her kids about it herself lol

    • @Philostipher
      @Philostipher 3 года назад +12

      Because she's a white woman, she'll be spending all that time getting fat and drinking wine

    • @adeer87
      @adeer87 3 года назад +2

      @@Philostipher
      Wat

    • @chocolatecharley99
      @chocolatecharley99 3 года назад +2

      @@Philostipher you ok?

  • @rebeccayo
    @rebeccayo 3 года назад +525

    why date people if you’re gonna have this much to complain about??? if an age bothers you so much, why don’t they just not date the person lmao

    • @logandecker4663
      @logandecker4663 3 года назад

      Your not wrong

    • @TheJunky228
      @TheJunky228 3 года назад +32

      @@logandecker4663 *You're* wrong though.

    • @prest01
      @prest01 3 года назад +4

      @@TheJunky228 i see what you did there

    • @queencleopatra007
      @queencleopatra007 3 года назад +7

      Right?! Plus that age gap isn't even that big to begin with. Sounds like she's just looking for something to complain about

    • @phoenix-king779
      @phoenix-king779 3 года назад

      Ong

  • @sanjulkapoor6637
    @sanjulkapoor6637 3 года назад +121

    "tiktok is gonna be raising your kid"
    so true king. couldn't have said it better.

  • @ozzi2856
    @ozzi2856 3 года назад +266

    Me: " woahh these are good looking people"
    Noel: " they fill the set with the most regular ass people"
    Me:😶

    • @slothcerv
      @slothcerv 3 года назад +34

      I think it's the fact that they get revealed all togheter and so dramatically, when you look at them one by one you can see they are all decent good looking people but nothing too special. I've seen some prono for the Italian edition of the show and the singles are 15/10, I get what Noel is saying

    • @thebagofpants1597
      @thebagofpants1597 3 года назад +2

      Yeah I was like damn, these people on another level

    • @iheartjbgccb
      @iheartjbgccb 3 года назад +1

      @@thebagofpants1597 No, it's the makeup & lighting. They do could do it to you also

    • @V66912
      @V66912 3 года назад +1

      @@slothcerv do u know the video link to it?

  • @dionysustheaceson3457
    @dionysustheaceson3457 3 года назад +63

    Fun fact: Mark L Wahlberg was also a host on a gameshow called "The Moment of truth", where he questions contestants about their personal lives in front of an audience and their loved ones. Most of these ended really really badly.

  • @haroldandmod
    @haroldandmod 3 года назад +222

    I don’t think they understand how successful that’s cringe would be right now

    • @ss-hc7tb
      @ss-hc7tb 3 года назад +3

      MOONLIGHTT

    • @haroldandmod
      @haroldandmod 3 года назад +3

      @@ss-hc7tb best film of all time

    • @prest01
      @prest01 3 года назад +2

      @@haroldandmod that would actually be Threat Level: Midnight

    • @erikabutler522
      @erikabutler522 3 года назад

      you have good taste!!! moonlight & that's cringe both amazing

  • @halluc1Nat3
    @halluc1Nat3 3 года назад +453

    “The most regular people you ever seen” lol bruh you been in LA too long

    • @inamib.9786
      @inamib.9786 3 года назад +52

      When he called these people 4s :O
      Wouldn’t that put most of the population below 0?

    • @narcis3720
      @narcis3720 3 года назад +45

      I considered myself a proud 2 before but after hearing that I feel like I'm closer to a -7.3

    • @iheartjbgccb
      @iheartjbgccb 3 года назад +4

      No it's the makeup & lighting. They could do the same to you

    • @gavrochethenardier957
      @gavrochethenardier957 3 года назад +21

      The girls were cute but the guys weren't good looking

    • @ducklife5497
      @ducklife5497 3 года назад +5

      Yeah the dudes are bad the girls are decent

  • @PlatinumFlyTrap
    @PlatinumFlyTrap 3 года назад +1228

    "They all look so average" ???? Those singles are definitely all well above average in looks. Unless I'm really just that ugly..

    • @SaraLevins
      @SaraLevins 3 года назад +53

      Could be that... or theyre high in american standards lmao.

    • @omniman332
      @omniman332 3 года назад +47

      Yea i agree the guys and girls seem attractive imo

    • @jahnaviraman5411
      @jahnaviraman5411 3 года назад +124

      literally, like the guys, maybe, but definitely not the girls. the girls could literally be on beauty pageants

    • @ryan_uwu
      @ryan_uwu 3 года назад +205

      I think he meant average as in boringly attractive, like what you would picture if you were told to imagine someone attractive.

    • @nemo320
      @nemo320 3 года назад +7

      Hmm You should see the south america version of this.They have people from everywhere(ecuador,brazil,cuban) and the hot ones are literally gorgerous

  • @pinkopat
    @pinkopat 3 года назад +69

    I fucking love the bonfires, I love it when they pretend that they only have one short video to show them and then surprise it's a full feature film of their partner talking shit and flirting with randos

  • @seanaholic
    @seanaholic 3 года назад +37

    They literally took the heartbreaking concept of watching somebody you're in a relationship with slowly lose interest in you bit by bit and turned it into a show. Now that's fucked up.

  • @amir581498
    @amir581498 3 года назад +650

    White women crying pulls in a lot of money

    • @badbadchacha
      @badbadchacha 3 года назад +3

      “A white womans tears are ratings” - killer mike

  • @Max-vu1od
    @Max-vu1od 3 года назад +69

    Can we just talk about how calming Noel's voice is, even when he calls someone a "Baby Back Bitch"

  • @jambothy1677
    @jambothy1677 3 года назад +304

    I kinda want that guy who's not "alpha" enough to walk out of here with another girl

    • @eloracamille1526
      @eloracamille1526 3 года назад +69

      SPOILER: by the end of it, he has a thing going on with one of the singles and its honestly great. His girlfriend has this gross thing with one of the male singles and i fucking hated it. He and his girlfriend break up when they’re reunited again, but they both leave the island alone. He and the single are still friends but the distance made it too hard for them to be in a relationship

    • @synfull638
      @synfull638 3 года назад +5

      @@eloracamille1526 Question, why was her thing gross?

    • @eloracamille1526
      @eloracamille1526 3 года назад +22

      @@synfull638 their entire fling just made me cringe so much it. honestly cant even describe it but i, and most people who watched the show, hated seeing it

  • @trecoast
    @trecoast 3 года назад +1294

    I thought this was gonna be like the bachelor or something like that, but I actually got hooked on this show lol

    • @tirannoeric
      @tirannoeric 3 года назад +20

      They stole it from Italy lol, it is amazing

    • @purplegirl1083
      @purplegirl1083 3 года назад +6

      I thought it was stolen from the Dutch TV show Blind Vertrouwen (Blind Faith).

    • @9nicole137
      @9nicole137 3 года назад +1

      @@tirannoeric LOL is the original version better?

    • @tirannoeric
      @tirannoeric 3 года назад +4

      @@9nicole137 It is very trashy but fun as hell. They also have a celebrity version

    • @odeaneking4755
      @odeaneking4755 3 года назад

      me too

  • @shariandjaven
    @shariandjaven 3 года назад +720

    loved this so much and literally lmao...the only thing is my name is pronounced like “sorry” but with an h

    • @thenoelmiller
      @thenoelmiller  3 года назад +628

      Sorry Shari

    • @austinmoser8269
      @austinmoser8269 3 года назад +72

      @@thenoelmiller ya best be sorry you uncultured swine

    • @javii5323
      @javii5323 3 года назад +9

      @@austinmoser8269 bitch what??

    • @fkdjdjcmckdjdjf3728
      @fkdjdjcmckdjdjf3728 3 года назад +72

      @@javii5323 they were making a joke, not literally calling him an uncujltured swine. 'uncultured swine' is a joking insult people use whenever someone makes a small mistake- basically a humorous overreaction- but i get why it comes off as terrible if you're unfamiliar with it

    • @giraffe7604
      @giraffe7604 3 года назад +33

      My Canadian ass read this as "Shori"

  • @theGoldjey
    @theGoldjey 3 года назад +71

    In Germany we had "Celebrity" Temptation Island last year. Basically just "celebrities" who went broke and needed the money so desperately so they sacrifice their relationships. Very sad actually 👀

    • @ClubbersNL
      @ClubbersNL 3 года назад +8

      Lmao same for the Dutch version. They called it temptation island VIPS

    • @_arod1313
      @_arod1313 3 года назад +1

      that sounds incredible

    • @vanessa_lmao8219
      @vanessa_lmao8219 3 года назад +1

      Same in Italy. But ours is extremely dramatic and much longer (like 3 hours each episode). You really begin hating men and disliking women when you watch it. Overall it just puts you off romantic relationships and then you watch the italian version of The Bachelor and you are back at loving love.

    • @billieeilish9760
      @billieeilish9760 3 года назад +1

      In Balkan,Serbia we have reality TV called "Zadruga"that shit last 10 months!They put 40 people in one big house to live there life's for 10 fucking months !!It's kind like big brother but way crazy 🤪 !

  • @savannahmoon7744
    @savannahmoon7744 3 года назад +86

    Everyone talking about the “age gap” relationship making me think it’s going to be a good 15+ years and it’s only a * s i x * year difference ... huh???

  • @tuckerlippenholz7304
    @tuckerlippenholz7304 3 года назад +104

    The way he's clowning the regular people lmao

  • @liamtaylor5091
    @liamtaylor5091 3 года назад +40

    “These 24 people are here to find love” No Mark, these 24 people are here to compete for who’s the best homewrecker

    • @potmeetkettle
      @potmeetkettle 3 года назад +1

      Tune in for another episode of “Homewrecker Island!”

  • @marnie6967
    @marnie6967 3 года назад +57

    Noel: maybe your married, maybe it’s time to take the next step...
    Girl Defined: kissing.

  • @qualifiedarmchaircritic
    @qualifiedarmchaircritic 3 года назад +138

    Noel: "the most average people"
    me, finding each and every single person there hot: 👁👄👁

    • @Philostipher
      @Philostipher 3 года назад +16

      That's what happens when you live in LA. If he lived in the Midwest he'd be calling all these people 8~10s

    • @leahdavis9434
      @leahdavis9434 2 года назад +2

      Average doesnt mean ugly

    • @TumblrOzymandias
      @TumblrOzymandias Год назад +1

      @@leahdavis9434 Noel straight up said they were 4's, that's pretty unambiguous. If he'd wanted to say they look like average ass hot people then he would have said that.

  • @ellawylie2214
    @ellawylie2214 3 года назад +189

    Noel: All those people are a 4
    Me, from the midwest where all of them are at least an 8 👁👄👁

    • @katherinek3314
      @katherinek3314 3 года назад +16

      Bro im from Washington, living in missouri for the past few months for work and the people here are ugly as fuck compared to the coast lol

    • @coolkidig6193
      @coolkidig6193 3 года назад +7

      Being from the midwest,, confirmed. But more like a 6~7

    • @claranadine1086
      @claranadine1086 3 года назад

      @@coolkidig6193 agreed 😂

    • @Cub__
      @Cub__ 3 года назад +1

      @@katherinek3314 LMAOOO it's probably cuz it's cold asf up here

  • @haleywatts4970
    @haleywatts4970 3 года назад +490

    I watched a true crime video a while back about Evans dad. Shit is wild.

    • @saadliaq1590
      @saadliaq1590 3 года назад +18

      wait whats it called

    • @haleywatts4970
      @haleywatts4970 3 года назад +50

      @@saadliaq1590 ruclips.net/video/mq7mzAle4Mg/видео.html

  • @bibobia
    @bibobia 3 года назад +64

    In the Italian version the "tempters" are mostly models, all wearing swimsuits and before separating the couples, they give them a flower necklace and each partner needs to give it to the model who they find most attractive and most likely to pursue. 😂

    • @maxinoutlifewithmari
      @maxinoutlifewithmari 3 года назад +4

      they do that in this one too but it’s like beads and they’re def not models💀

  • @j0nathanfleming318
    @j0nathanfleming318 3 года назад +151

    Noel: god i really hate these love shows
    Also Noel: so this is Karl and Nicole, Javen and Shari, John and kady and Evan and Kaci.

  • @carmenfyfe5868
    @carmenfyfe5868 3 года назад +40

    The way Noel says Mark L Wahlberg's full name every single time 💀

  • @okok3620
    @okok3620 3 года назад +681

    my moms friends son is on this and he’s not even cute i don’t understand this show

  • @zimbabweking
    @zimbabweking 3 года назад +15

    The funny thing is if Evan became the "alpha" dude she wanted, the first thing he would do is dump her mean, insensitive, unappreciative ass immediately.

  • @Clisare
    @Clisare 3 года назад +361

    Thank you for introducing me to this show, I just binge watched it and loved it 😂

    • @nosiphodywili35
      @nosiphodywili35 3 года назад +7

      Almost watched all of it with my fiancé but we got turned off by them cheating in the end... And we just stopped .. We were hopeful that they'd stay together through all those singles. Lol

    • @organicallyhannah
      @organicallyhannah 3 года назад +3

      @@nosiphodywili35 I was totally underwhelmed

    • @absalomntshauba9785
      @absalomntshauba9785 2 года назад

      Which season is this?

  • @ktdarling9320
    @ktdarling9320 3 года назад +122

    Casually dropping that his dad killed himself.... and the other one saying how his dad’s infidelity caused him to get MURDERED... Out of all of the replies they could’ve given that’s what they choose lmaooooo

  • @joelefrancis8276
    @joelefrancis8276 3 года назад +135

    i think she confused being an outdoors person to being masculine 😐

  • @Amazatastic
    @Amazatastic 3 года назад +589

    why doesnt she just do outdoorsy activities with her kids she doesnt need a man to do that

    • @skyethain1221
      @skyethain1221 3 года назад +15

      Exactly

    • @jamesvanbergeyk2353
      @jamesvanbergeyk2353 3 года назад +4

      She wants a man that can raise manly sons. She said “kids” but she’s definitely talking about wanting tough boys. She cannot teach boys to be men, she wants a man to give her these boys/men.

    • @osnapitzmaia
      @osnapitzmaia 3 года назад +37

      @@jamesvanbergeyk2353 but why not just have kids with their own individual personalities and interests and not force them into a weird stereotype??? we all just confused

    • @jamesvanbergeyk2353
      @jamesvanbergeyk2353 3 года назад +1

      @@osnapitzmaia it’s not really about personality or interests. She isn’t forcing her kids to be anything other than boys.

    • @fluffywhitemanju
      @fluffywhitemanju 3 года назад +26

      @@jamesvanbergeyk2353 boys don’t “naturally” have any interests....interests are developed through childhood from exposure. if she wants them to have “manly” hobbies, she can choose to make them participate in those hobbies. it’s weird that she wants her husband to take full responsibility for this, when both parents are equally influential in childhood development. she sounds like she’d be a bad mom who blames her husband for everything her sons “lack”

  • @minhduc3335
    @minhduc3335 3 года назад +50

    "Everyone here is a 4"
    me looking at myself: "Yep, I'm a -10000000000"

    • @Svgarcanna
      @Svgarcanna 3 года назад +2

      Y’all really think these people are attractive? 😭

  • @justmarlen
    @justmarlen 3 года назад +53

    the relationship with the "age gap" isn’t even that big of an age gap, it’s pretty fucking normal over here, is this considered an abnormal thing in america??

    • @devons.3481
      @devons.3481 3 года назад +18

      imo not really?? it's weird how they're treating that like the defining characteristic of their entire relationship lmao but i think the point is supposed to be that at 25 & 31 you can be in very different places in your life, maturity-wise and otherwise. but it said they've been together for 3 years so i feel like being 22 & 28 would be a more noticeable difference, like just graduating college & turning 30 soon can be quite a striking difference. idk i suspect that if their age gap was more notable when they got together it'd be easy to carry that dynamic for the rest of their relationship.
      i'm trying to figure out why the show is making such a big deal out of it but the way they're talking about it is still weird nonetheless lmao

    • @TrentonF505
      @TrentonF505 3 года назад +11

      I'm in America and I feel like after college age gaps don't matter very much

    • @sansan89894
      @sansan89894 3 года назад +3

      The moment I heard that I was like : “you look 34 though ...”

  • @shannonceleste5557
    @shannonceleste5557 3 года назад +42

    Noel’s such a good actor. Like this dude is really just all by himself in a room but can do different characters and scenarios so frictionlessly 🥰

    • @TheJunky228
      @TheJunky228 3 года назад +3

      yeah seriously, that's one of the draws for me
      he's also clever and funny

  • @Depleted-Uranium
    @Depleted-Uranium 3 года назад +39

    Mark L. Walberg's got the same look in his eyes as that lady that chooses the people to participate in the hunger games

  • @user-gb9lz5ee7g
    @user-gb9lz5ee7g 3 года назад +358

    That "Johns package" part was weird imagine if it was a ton of dudes saying "Kady's rack" or something people would get hella mad

    • @lucascolombo975
      @lucascolombo975 3 года назад +18

      Doble standards, get used to them

    • @blesshim5634
      @blesshim5634 3 года назад +46

      On this show that would be very very normal lol the couples literally sign up to get sexualized n "hunted" by the singles

    • @adeer87
      @adeer87 3 года назад +24

      People wouldn’t get mad, there aren’t double standards here. These types of reality shows sexualize and objectify women a lot too. I feel like y’all haven’t watched many of these shows, or maybe we’re so used to them sexualizing women that we’re all desensitized to it.