Family Guy - "Good-day shopkeep"

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  • Опубликовано: 27 сен 2024
  • From the episode "The story on page one".
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Комментарии • 363

  • @Christopher23451
    @Christopher23451 4 года назад +4591

    "I require a buzzsaw capable of sawing through a human sternum."
    Stewie may be smart, but he's not subtle.

    • @michaellee6821
      @michaellee6821 3 года назад +34

      What’s a strenum?

    • @misterdewott8766
      @misterdewott8766 3 года назад +80

      @@michaellee6821 The bone in the center of your ribs

    • @michaellee6821
      @michaellee6821 3 года назад +9

      @@misterdewott8766 does it hurt when you laugh too much?

    • @misterdewott8766
      @misterdewott8766 3 года назад +30

      @@michaellee6821 No. The bone is right between your pectoral muscles

    • @davids.3584
      @davids.3584 3 года назад +2

      @@michaellee6821 starts right below the neck

  • @AINGELPROJECT667
    @AINGELPROJECT667 3 года назад +4377

    You gotta admit though, Seth Green nailed Stewie's accent and mannerisms perfectly.

    • @919MIG0
      @919MIG0 3 года назад +71

      Seth green?

    • @AINGELPROJECT667
      @AINGELPROJECT667 3 года назад +151

      @@919MIG0 Chris' VA

    • @leonishikino6873
      @leonishikino6873 3 года назад +97

      @@AINGELPROJECT667 I thought Chris voiced Chris

    • @blob5907
      @blob5907 3 года назад +111

      its almost like hes a voice actor or something crazy

    • @tootyrnt5533
      @tootyrnt5533 3 года назад +10

      for a second i forgot it was seth speaking 😂

  • @GeneralCane
    @GeneralCane 6 лет назад +2060

    "Oh, blast, what the devil do they study?"
    XD

    • @cr4yv3n
      @cr4yv3n 6 лет назад +93

      Latin class.
      Dangerous

    • @90sNickfan91
      @90sNickfan91 4 года назад +32

      (Shudders) Sorry, kid. I can’t sell power tools to minors.

    • @TheRoomforImprovement
      @TheRoomforImprovement 3 года назад +23

      @@90sNickfan91 Now look here, you gourd bellied codpiece.

    • @jamesdanson6433
      @jamesdanson6433 3 года назад +28

      @@TheRoomforImprovementallow me to purcahse the provisions i demand or i shall transform your blue collar into a red one and-

    • @aaronbrown7217
      @aaronbrown7217 3 года назад +14

      @@jamesdanson6433 Who the duce are you?

  • @Caolan114
    @Caolan114 7 лет назад +2085

    who the deuce are you?

    • @darkmessengerofanotherworl2840
      @darkmessengerofanotherworl2840 6 лет назад +117

      No I don't have any spare change, where the hell I keep it, in my diaper?! Get out of here you hobo!

    • @DHAdArchivez
      @DHAdArchivez 6 лет назад +92

      Oh bloody hell, is this thing still on?

    • @MrGarbage52
      @MrGarbage52 6 лет назад +71

      *guy stands shocked at what he just heard*

    • @Feldoron
      @Feldoron 6 лет назад +38

      *I hit the replay button*

    • @JamesSCrockett1
      @JamesSCrockett1 4 года назад +8

      Caolan Robinson ask your mother

  • @mrvoorhees96
    @mrvoorhees96 3 года назад +1717

    "...Or I shall transform your blue-collar into a red one..." Damn Stewie.

    • @ILoveRavenclaw9
      @ILoveRavenclaw9 3 года назад +27

      bars

    • @doge2899
      @doge2899 3 года назад +28

      Who the deuce are you?

    • @Cjnw
      @Cjnw 3 года назад +4

      When you switch sides in #TENET 😀 #RedTeam #BlueTeam

    • @ZyxieRumor
      @ZyxieRumor 2 года назад +19

      For those who aren't familiar.
      *Blue collar* are relating to manual work or workers, particularly in industry.
      *Red collar* is a subgroup of white collar crime in which the perpetrator uses violence to avoid detection or prosecution
      So in short, Stewie was going to frame the shopkeep for murder if he didn't get what he wanted.

    • @phunguyen858
      @phunguyen858 Год назад +5

      That line was cold af

  • @Asukenick
    @Asukenick 6 лет назад +736

    The early episodes were the best.

    • @Cazz8203
      @Cazz8203 5 лет назад +8

      Fuck off

    • @TheFingledorf
      @TheFingledorf 4 года назад +42

      I agree, I cared until about S5 or 6.

    • @danielplays8568
      @danielplays8568 4 года назад +11

      Season 2 was really good until 17

    • @poop-kh7ir
      @poop-kh7ir 3 года назад +36

      @@Cazz8203 stfu you complain about seeing these comments yet seem to be actively seeking them out on literally every one of these videos, why don't you do something meaningful with your life instead of getting yourself angry over random RUclips comments?

    • @lordroy88
      @lordroy88 3 года назад +1

      Holy crap I see these all the time

  • @alexargueta5775
    @alexargueta5775 3 года назад +96

    That “who the deuce are you” was perfect

  • @monfe5532
    @monfe5532 3 года назад +535

    "Hobo" just doesn't seem like a word early stewie would say. Derelict, vagrant, or vagabond seems more appropriate

    • @TB4000
      @TB4000 3 года назад +82

      It shows that even for all his intelligence he's still a Griffin

    • @FalonGrey
      @FalonGrey 3 года назад +10

      Pretty sure those are all different things though.

    • @qcope
      @qcope 3 года назад +11

      tramp... is the dull but English translation of Hobo!

    • @rasmuseriksson1891
      @rasmuseriksson1891 3 года назад +4

      Or ragamuffin

    • @FamilyGirl566
      @FamilyGirl566 3 года назад +4

      He did say hobo in an earlier season 2 episode

  • @EugeneOneguine
    @EugeneOneguine 4 года назад +2041

    God the animation, dialogues and jokes were top notch at the time... now we get these robotized face dual-expressions with lazy mean insulting humor...

    • @Johnson09641
      @Johnson09641 3 года назад +62

      Indeed, when Seth was more involved in the creation and writing it was fantastic.

    • @JayStack5
      @JayStack5 3 года назад +28

      Don’t forget the slow zoom in

    • @FortunAdlaich
      @FortunAdlaich 3 года назад +17

      I prefer the newer seasons, not every joke is hilarious to me but it’s still funny and enjoyable in my opinion

    • @jerrodshack7610
      @jerrodshack7610 3 года назад +13

      What exactly is the high quality animation in this segment

    • @blob5907
      @blob5907 3 года назад +34

      @@FortunAdlaich then your part of the problem

  • @Originella
    @Originella 6 лет назад +303

    Chris: "Now look here you gourd-bellied codpiece!!"
    Me: "That escalated quickly..."

  • @c.galindo9639
    @c.galindo9639 6 лет назад +56

    The shopkeeps face is hilarious in his reaction to what he heard at the end XD

  • @LordKore
    @LordKore 3 года назад +60

    God I miss old family Guy

  • @jasonamil8820
    @jasonamil8820 2 года назад +34

    How Seth Green got through this without dissolving into a puddle of uncontrolled laughter is beyond me. I mean, I dare any of you to try reciting this into the mirror without cracking up. It's impossible.

    • @Ser-g5z
      @Ser-g5z 4 дня назад

      I wouldn't cause that'd be gay.

  • @angryferb1079
    @angryferb1079 Год назад +9

    I will admit "allow me to purchase the provisions I demand or I shall transform your blue collar into a red one" is a top tier threat.

  • @OmegaBlackHeart
    @OmegaBlackHeart 2 года назад +14

    "Now look here you gourd belly codpiece..."
    🤣

  • @kaijukid9644
    @kaijukid9644 3 года назад +165

    If this was modern family guy he would have murdered the casheer violently and graphically

    • @justsomedangerbigfootwithweb
      @justsomedangerbigfootwithweb 3 года назад +14

      Isn't stewie nicer in the newer seasons tho?

    • @__VQ__
      @__VQ__ 3 года назад +6

      "Later Family Guy is darker"
      Yes, haha, very original.

    • @kaijukid9644
      @kaijukid9644 3 года назад +2

      @@__VQ__ yeah and its goatshit too

    • @__VQ__
      @__VQ__ 3 года назад +5

      @@kaijukid9644 Daring today with these takes, aren't we?

    • @ruffruggednraw
      @ruffruggednraw 3 года назад

      Stewie is still evil in the newer seasons, it’s that he’s not acting like his old self

  • @Hauba1925
    @Hauba1925 3 года назад +23

    One of the best scenes in Family Guy's history

  • @mal_3157
    @mal_3157 3 года назад +14

    I love how the accent creeps in

  • @DenderFriend
    @DenderFriend 3 года назад +25

    Seth Green isn't especially known for his range but this seems like a good job at doing Stewie doing Chris.

  • @niff6177
    @niff6177 3 года назад +30

    It's crazy how at one point Chris has earrings and then he doesn't

  • @Mew_Master
    @Mew_Master 3 года назад +7

    I’m telling you, Family Guy, back in the day, was the best!!

  • @musicman76enator
    @musicman76enator 3 года назад +20

    Best Stewie-Chris gag ever. Makes me laugh every time I watch it. Brilliant.
    🙂👏👏

  • @gorrow1990
    @gorrow1990 6 лет назад +77

    Stewie's dialogue was so much better in these first few seasons.

  • @doublezero2001
    @doublezero2001 3 года назад +99

    When family guy was clever

  • @harrison6082
    @harrison6082 3 года назад +6

    I remember when I needed a buzzsaw capable of cutting through a human sternum for my latin class

  • @seanoleary4374
    @seanoleary4374 3 года назад +10

    My absolute favorite cutaway from the whole series!! 😂😂

  • @NoriMori1992
    @NoriMori1992 Год назад +7

    Seth Green was honestly really good at imitating Stewie.

  • @horsemoose1
    @horsemoose1 3 года назад +7

    All time favorite clip right here
    Hands down

  • @Sabis2365
    @Sabis2365 Год назад +2

    "Who the deuce are you? No, I don't have any change. Where the hell would I keep it, in my diaper?"

  • @denos1699
    @denos1699 7 лет назад +79

    a British Chris?

  • @benjaminex3009
    @benjaminex3009 3 года назад +3

    Rope, bombs?
    *.....Buzzsaw?*

  • @yussufhussein8859
    @yussufhussein8859 Год назад +2

    Is it just or did anyone else forget that Chris used to wear earings

  • @palosnes3147
    @palosnes3147 3 года назад +9

    0:31
    If miners can't use power tools then how are they going to mine efficiently

  • @Kawii_Kanji
    @Kawii_Kanji 3 года назад +4

    Been watching short family clips for like half an hour now

  • @radioactiverat8751
    @radioactiverat8751 3 года назад +12

    That was funnier than I remember

  • @Falconforge89
    @Falconforge89 3 года назад +15

    Judging by the shopkeeper’s face, he probably just gave Chris the power tool

  • @chrisc1553
    @chrisc1553 3 года назад +2

    as a latin student I can verify that its required I bring a textbook and buzzsaw capable of sawing through a human sternum to every class

  • @Originella
    @Originella 7 лет назад +68

    Latin class hahaha. We had Latin at my high school...

    • @tekkenz90
      @tekkenz90 6 лет назад +3

      Could have said biology class or woodshop, more believable.

    • @Originella
      @Originella 5 лет назад +2

      @@tekkenz90 That is so true.

    • @rtozier2011
      @rtozier2011 3 года назад

      @@tekkenz90 I also had Latin class at my high school. I mean, granted it was optional and taught by the headmaster, and was a ridiculously posh school, but still.

    • @rehydratedganondorf4244
      @rehydratedganondorf4244 3 года назад

      Man your everywhere lol

    • @Originella
      @Originella 3 года назад

      @@rehydratedganondorf4244 yes, I am

  • @chpman2013
    @chpman2013 3 года назад +5

    Hearing Stewie speak through Chris is hilarious beyond belief.

  • @charleskinsey2077
    @charleskinsey2077 3 года назад +5

    Best scene ever and its not even shown.

  • @jeremytung1632
    @jeremytung1632 4 года назад +2

    Hearing Chris talk like Stewie will never not be funny.

  • @McRocket
    @McRocket 3 года назад +4

    For me - this might be the funniest moment ever in Family Guy.

  • @papahudz69
    @papahudz69 3 года назад +7

    I miss old family guy, this scene nearly destroyed my sides 😂😂😂😂

  • @pennyboarder.4991
    @pennyboarder.4991 3 года назад +1

    this is the best family guy clip holy

  • @independentserioustayj9592
    @independentserioustayj9592 6 лет назад +20

    *"Family Guy quote"*

    • @revengefrommars
      @revengefrommars 6 лет назад +5

      "quote just a few seconds later in same video"

    • @canileal1863
      @canileal1863 5 лет назад +4

      "Make hateful remark about how the characters made the joke and announce that the fans are now quoting the characters in comments."

  • @52flyingbicycles
    @52flyingbicycles 3 года назад +4

    A rare case where telling was funnier than showing

  • @Caine7ify
    @Caine7ify 6 лет назад +25

    . . . Am I still on?

  • @melodygabrielle1920
    @melodygabrielle1920 3 года назад +1

    Good day shopkeeper. I am going into battle and require you strongest buzzsaw. YOU CAN' T HANDLE MY STRONGEST BUZZSAWS

  • @deionrobinson7341
    @deionrobinson7341 6 лет назад +9

    His Eyes Tho XD

  • @AaronDanieltenni
    @AaronDanieltenni 3 года назад +1

    This part never gets old...

  • @TalentHouseAd
    @TalentHouseAd 3 года назад +1

    Damn that british accent through the teenage voice. Props to the VA that's hard

  • @Rockonymous
    @Rockonymous 3 года назад +1

    The best way to leave someone thoughtless: go from evil genius to not making any sense in less than a minute 😂

  • @bartmanfantanfart36
    @bartmanfantanfart36 7 месяцев назад

    When i was between elementry and middle school
    This lived rent free in mu head

  • @dillonkinder9296
    @dillonkinder9296 5 месяцев назад

    Homeless Guy: Hey young man you have any spare change

  • @adamr-4343
    @adamr-4343 Год назад +1

    Kids these days don’t remember when Chris had an earring

  • @Brisbae
    @Brisbae 3 года назад +1

    Good day shopkeep

  • @doctorawesomeness6922
    @doctorawesomeness6922 3 года назад +1

    0:45 A hobo asking a baby to spare some change. XD

  • @RhysClark97
    @RhysClark97 5 месяцев назад

    Love that in this episode Stewie couldnt tell the difference between being big and being an adult, chris is still too young to be buying this stuff

  • @dudejoe24
    @dudejoe24 3 года назад

    This scene has been in my mind for 15 years

  • @bronsoverbrains586
    @bronsoverbrains586 3 года назад +1

    “Is this thing still on?”

  • @lieutenantlettuce8306
    @lieutenantlettuce8306 6 лет назад +2

    Me when I play Spelunky: good day shopkeep. *throws bomb*

  • @ry_jayy
    @ry_jayy 3 года назад +1

    Are we all just ignoring that botched line read by Seth? "Alright now walk up blhgf the counter".

  • @rockysolid4200
    @rockysolid4200 3 года назад +3

    He should’ve took control of Peter instead.

  • @GizmoBeach
    @GizmoBeach 7 месяцев назад

    Good day, apothecary. ⚕️

  • @towme_maybe
    @towme_maybe Год назад

    That's wild, son

  • @LiamEFC.
    @LiamEFC. 3 года назад +2

    why is a hobo asking a baby for change

  • @ricosauve5
    @ricosauve5 Год назад

    I love old family guy

  • @koronbracey1054
    @koronbracey1054 3 года назад +2

    0:48

  • @Haseo135
    @Haseo135 3 года назад +1

    I miss this humor!

  • @thenextdouglassbubbletrous1062
    @thenextdouglassbubbletrous1062 3 года назад +1

    Forgot how good this show used to be

  • @qharris1534
    @qharris1534 3 года назад +1

    I like this clip but we can't be putting ads on copyrighted stuff, that's not right

  • @BigOlSmellyFlashlight
    @BigOlSmellyFlashlight 3 года назад +1

    NEW FAMILY GUY BAD AMIRITE GIVE LIKE

  • @Vailnite
    @Vailnite 3 года назад +2

    I had forgotten how funny this show was, once upon a time... The humor in the later season is so juvenile that the show is just PAINFUL to watch now.

  • @n1c98
    @n1c98 3 года назад

    LMFAO! Absolute fucking golden. Family Guy never disappoints

  • @BzClaw996
    @BzClaw996 3 года назад

    It gets funnier later on when the mind control backfires lol

  • @willsutter5207
    @willsutter5207 2 года назад

    The cash register at 0:08

  • @danschneider9921
    @danschneider9921 3 года назад +1

    I was voted most likely to be a "gourd bellied codpiece" in high school. It was a lousy school though

  • @ading4742
    @ading4742 3 года назад

    At his front his eyes are fully open but when at his back their half open 0:31

  • @iaw7406
    @iaw7406 3 года назад +3

    I miss this stewie.

    • @Courage-In-All
      @Courage-In-All 3 года назад

      Pal stewie. Mr and mrs stewie. Peterminator.
      Seems you missed them 😂

  • @houseofmendoza5442
    @houseofmendoza5442 3 года назад

    I kinda miss this family guy

  • @codycartwright6998
    @codycartwright6998 6 месяцев назад +1

    "If this were modern Family Guy, they'd have (Insert violent imagery)"
    Look. Buddy, pal. I get it. New Family Guy violent. I get it. I agree with it, *but I get it.* I got it the first hundred times with every video having the exact same joke.
    Now, kindly do us all a favor, and stop inserting graphic comments for me to read through on every early season Family Guy video.

  • @Spheredalai
    @Spheredalai 3 года назад

    "oh bloody hell"

  • @Nolonger_exist10
    @Nolonger_exist10 Год назад

    0:42 "who the deuce are you 🤨"

  • @RevolutionaryPrepper-rg9kb
    @RevolutionaryPrepper-rg9kb 8 месяцев назад

    Omg, that's funny as hell! ROTFL!!! 😂

  • @noelfernandez1442
    @noelfernandez1442 3 года назад

    I googled what a cod piece was....made this dialogue 100x funnier 😂😂🤣

  • @relentlesschaos7445
    @relentlesschaos7445 3 года назад

    0:22
    His ear is gone

  • @Marelfan
    @Marelfan 3 года назад +1

    0:43 Who the deuce are you! No I don’t have any spare change where the hell would I keep it in my diaper? Get out of here you hobo! Oh bloody hell! Is this thing still on?

  • @MacenW
    @MacenW 3 года назад +1

    Whatever happened to Chris's earing?

  • @brandonhensley4335
    @brandonhensley4335 3 года назад +1

    Ahoy, there, Dean. I understand you're taking suggestions from students, eh? Well, me and my fourth-form chums think it would be quite corking if you'd sign over your oil well to the local energy concern.

  • @ericbana191
    @ericbana191 Год назад

    Funniest Family Guy so far 😂

  • @HeyItsDyl
    @HeyItsDyl 3 года назад

    Oblivion NPC

  • @TheTarrMan
    @TheTarrMan 3 года назад

    A sawzall would work better for that. A buzzsaw might be a bit unwieldy for sternums.

  • @HB-kx2nm
    @HB-kx2nm Год назад

    I cant dtop watching yhis

  • @olddip8662
    @olddip8662 3 года назад

    miss these old days when Stevie was so badass and would find any way possible to take down Lois

  • @lazerbeamspewpew4728
    @lazerbeamspewpew4728 3 года назад

    Hajahhaaaa..... I miss this Stewie too bad he grew up and became... well you’ve seen it already.

  • @watermelonhandz9003
    @watermelonhandz9003 3 года назад

    0:34 me when my mom says no to candy

  • @beringstraitrailway
    @beringstraitrailway 3 года назад +1

    Is this Stewie or Bertram in this episode?

  • @GrievousReborn
    @GrievousReborn 11 месяцев назад

    Stewie should have used Peter

  • @sermicha5324
    @sermicha5324 3 года назад

    stewie's eyes at 0:18

  • @trunk45000
    @trunk45000 3 года назад +1

    Minor can't buy power tool in America ?