Ready or Not, Here Comes Parenthood!
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- Опубликовано: 5 сен 2024
- #f4m #spicy #flirty
You are God and your wife ha been begging you for a baby forever, literally forever. She wants a spicy night with you and no is not an acceptable answer. She tries to be sweet and nice but when she sees everything you have been creating, she snaps and demands it. You keep trying to talk her out of it, you have so much to get done but her aggression hits peak and she practically drags you off. That is when you snap and bam! She is pregnant! This isn't acceptable as she wanted the PROCESS of it all too... putting her foot down and getting rather upset (hormones am I right!?!), you realize you have to go take care of her.
For the Super Spicy Version go to - / messedupstories
"Babe, I already have one kid I don't see. I don't need more..."
ooo that would be playing with fire, that response haha
beat me to it, lol
X.A: *grabs by the ankles, begins to drag G to the bedroom* "YOU ARE COMING WITH ME! NOW!!!!"
G: *nails digging into the floor* "No please!!! The mind is willing, but the flesh is weak, spongy, and i have so muchtodopleasehavemercyidontwannagoooooyeeetttnoooooooooo....."
Im such a workholic I get it
Lol. I love the silly new words you come up with. Also someone help this poor women her ovens about to overheat. Need to throw a bun in there to siphon some of it out.
Right? She just wants a real family.
Serious girlfriend i had years ago wanted 6 - 8 kids. Our finances and everything did not line up for that, especially on her side. I told her 1 maybe (heavy maybe) 2. We didn't last very long after that.
Lol i imagine if i said 1 or 2 kids to this lady she'd hit the roof. If we could compromise without her trapping me for more that would be awesome. I think she'd make a great mom.
Oh yeah gotta have the resources for kiddos, wise to know your limits
@@XenaAlexander Heh, she didn't think so. 😅
8:34 "What in the...Virgin Mary is going on right now?"
First time I heard that made me chuckle. 😁It's rather fitting, given the context.
So glad it made you giggle! I had too much fun with that phrasing!
As the oldest of 7 myself who wants kids, I completely understand.
I love large families soo much!
If I was God I would've populated the whole Earth by giving her the "process". She'd have to fly like an angel, because she wouldn't be able to walk.😆
Cool audio Xena! LOVED IT!!!😊💚👍
I love how off the wall this audio was. Thank you Xena ❤
Completely unhinged haha
*looks at title* "please don't be clickbait, please don't be clickbait"
hope you dont feel it was haha
it is fine, I have probably just spent too much time on youtube
And this kid is where thunder comes from!
Gotta keep it clappin haha
I hope you do get that family you wanted and continue to create these entertaining stories. Ill just keep listening to them
Aww ty. Im pretty good where I am honestly.
"gimme that nyquil ding dong" 😂YES MA'AM
I need help haha!
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Why didn't I give her an "off" switch?!
Design flaw :P
You: You think I'm short, you should see my patience! Me: Mah ha hah ahaha ha..... Here is a like and comment for the story, for the laugh, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, to appease the great and powerful RUclips algorithm demon, and get you the recognition you deserve.
😅 I have no patience haha
@@XenaAlexanderthat's why you don't do doctor asmr ... no patients for it 😅
_Snapping For a Baby!_
I’m snapping my fingers with joy for this playful story, Xena! For once the storks didn’t deliver the baby! You and God are really getting creative in the nursery room! 🤍
I thought it could be a fun one instead of actually detailing a fun night haha
You did a _divine_ job with this audio Xena 💙
Babe I love your puns soo much!
Thank you, Xena for explaining at the end. I was laughing while imagining the audio and wondering the hints!
No worries! I usually put the inspo in if I can
Hope you get some good rest, thanks for the audio.
I hope you do too darlin
Hope you get some sleep soon! And love your babbling in the end. Really enjoyed the video! Made me smile! I And also wanted a big family but I'm now likely too old (45) for any of that! Sweet dreams!
So glad you like the babbling! It means alot!
Are you ok? Baby fever is a helluva drug it seems. Now I'm dreading the day when I'm married and a teacher and have to grade a bunch of papers/assignments and the Mrs. is like "You, me, bed, NOW!"
haha this!
BLUE BELL MENTIONED RAAAAHHHHH😆😆😆😆😆😆
I see you too are a True Texan!
Oh no, here we go again. (inhales deeply as I press the play button) 😅👀
Its totally unhinged haha
@@XenaAlexander Makes it all the better lol 😂
Greatly appreciate your videos though
Seems like you wanted the process more then the result. 😅 Amazing audio
The speaker had an interesting take for sure
Women am i right, first they want you to stop talking to your ex the void, then they want you to make several galaxies so she can show off to her friends, now she's asking to collaborate in the making of several new sentient species. Better not tell her that even though i love her dearly sometimes i miss the peace and quite of being with the void. All she wanted was to sleep and consume all existence
im telling ya! there is no winning!
And it came to pass that Zena Hurricanna, The First, born him 8 son. These are the sons of the Wither. Markon, Zebbron, Allston, Colbonus, Orthadontus, Nathe, Marzark, and Margibion. When they grew in strength, they were given dominion over the galaxes that their father had given them. For there are eight. Nathe, the sixth born grew envious towards his brothers and wage war with them. The Wither, angered of his son was on the path of destroying him but the tears of Zena dampened his wrath. Nathe was striped 2/3 of his strength and he and his galatic kingdom was isolated to rot.
pssst Xena. With an X
@@XenaAlexander my bad
❤ the audio
Damn! I wasn't expecting that. The Nyquil joke got me rolling🤣🥵 and what a wife! ❤
So glad it got you gigglin
Your audios are always awesome to listen to xena. You did a fantastic job on this one. I am supporting you all the way xena. Keep up the awesome work.
Thank you Philip
@XenaAlexander you're welcome xena
that was... interesting, one of you best. lmao, i died laughing
Soo unhinged haha
4:18 would you kindly....powerful phrase.....familiar phrase?
Unsure what you mean?
@@XenaAlexander Oh it's just a reference...
A hint for You, if You are curious - search for it with a name "Andrew Ryan".
@@XenaAlexander Just a game reference
😂😂😂😂😂😂 THIS AUDIO TO FUNNY IM DYING LAUGHING HERE HAHAHA 🤣🤣👍
So glad to give you a giggle!
bro's grinding her gears. Win he should grind her gears. 😏
Have a good day xena!
Love that double meaning haha
@@XenaAlexander
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Glad ya laughed
If she doesn’t get it the way she wants she doesn’t want it at all even after him making her pregnant in an peculiar way although I guess it’s kind of special to do the process with the intent on creating new life so she does have every right to be angry, great video can’t wait to see what else you come up with
She justs wants a nice of passion haha
Thank you so much for the Lovely and Excellent ASMR video Xena ✨💖❤️👏🤍
I'm glad you like it
Ma'am this is Wendy's
Have a wonderful day Xena ❤
Love that joke
Great video as usual
Appreciate that
Great video plus yeah that was super lewd nothing wrong with that just unique also your friend lacy is a great singer and you are too anyway take care now and have a wonderful day
Thank you
Loved it💚
Not as much as I love you
when i saw this title i thought you where pregnant
Oh any stories on my channel are just that lol. If I were pregnant let alone dating I would announce that on my community tab.
@@XenaAlexander ok thaks for there clarification ive never been replied to by a creator so thank you for replying
Me: what do you mean we have them ( angels and humans) ours childrens
You : i know but i want mine be pregnant ect
Me: you know i have to make sure the humans are safe and good and i can't effort myself to be distracted or the whole multi-universal will be destroyed 😁
There is alot going on in this story for sure haha
babe i mean i would not mind it but we erm we have 7.9 almost 8 billion kids...
NOOO you made those, they arent MIIINNNNEEEE
@@XenaAlexander fair
Wait... she's married to GOD ???!! BOY DID SHE EVER AIM HIGH ! 😳 And since when has THE LORD been married ??? Lol. And to be fair, after what the world did to his FIRST son, I'd be leary of having another child too. 😳🤣
she got extremely lucky with that match haha
Oh momma
Love Johnny Bravo
Xena is at it again (and I love it ) 🎉
haha, totally unhinged
Did that wolf alpha experiment video finally got taken down? 😂
I personally deleted a bunch of videos, they are on patreon though.
Hey Xena I'm sorry I missed you yesterday I was just so busy I hope you have a great day😊🎉❤
Missed me? I didnt livestream haha and no worries, hope you liked the video
Thank you 👍
Happy Life, Happy Wife...............Even For Gods. 15:05
Thank you Charles!
'Reads title' ... this gonna get nuked isnt it?
Unsure, we shall see
Well if you don't mind with us lowering the stand of living we can have as much kids you want...
and that is who i walked Ex-girlfriends back on this having kids thing... so you don't really want kids,hum? hahaha
this one was really kind of interesting, the dude didn't give the complete experience. 2 days with no sleep, bruh.
So glad you found this video to be silly haha
Hear me out but xena is 100% wife material despise past stuff anyways I hope you're having a good day today xena
ty
@@XenaAlexander your welcome
So cool.
Thank you demon babe!
Me: Strange, when I created various aliens in a very large galaxy the visual apperence of indirected created aliens ended up ranging from almost human apperence to completely Alien (Not Lovecraften).
Love your pfp
Well she asked to be left thor so the heavens be rolling an clapping... and this my lil demigods is how i made your mother 😂
I soo love that series
@@XenaAlexanderI knew you would get the reference 😮 also as fellow insomnia sufferer I get the mind go brrrr! Feeling 😅
Ohh you want kids that's a lot of responsibility to take care of a baby dealing with a lot of kids asking for things that kids wantto have things to be distracted and not being able to disturb you while relaxing and chilling.😁🚫🚭😎😌😊❣️💘😀
Aww a family that the dream
Right away ma'am
Good God :P
Is baby fever a thing for men? Or is that weird?
I wouldnt say werid. Wanting a baby I think is something anyone can want
Well Xena...To be fair, I'm a god so...
That you are
God is just a guy hanging around in his apartment with his girlfriend. I love it.
Wife WIFEE haha :P
This was brilliant beautiful and amazing really awesome loved it really amazing and having kids would be amazing as well 🔥
Thank you so much 😁
You are god! Do you sit in the clouds or within a temple?
...no... I pay rent and live up the road with my wife...
Cheers
noo its wife :P
Love your new video keep it up your Amazing 😎😎😎😎😎💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
Thank you cutie
@@XenaAlexander your welcome 🤗😘
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Totally understand it
hmmmm
Thank you Chad
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adore you Void !
🤍🧡💙💜❤️🩵
Adore you Spike!
❤️🩷💕
hi
❤️🩷💕
hey cutie