Prepare for a Shower of Compliments from Holstaur Girlfriend!
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- Опубликовано: 14 окт 2024
- #f4m #holstaur #monstergirl
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You try to distract your holstaur girlfriend and keep asking her for some fun times while she tries to clean the house. Your family is coming over and you don't want to think about how judgemental they are at all! She keeps telling you it will be ok and says how much she loves you. After sitting you down and comforting you, you feel far better but you still want to head back to the room to give her a reason to clean it more... but you guess you will help prepare for the family members coming over. They are yours afterall
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That is one sweet heffer. Just adorable. The "more cowbell" joke was a nice touch. Great job, Xena. 😁👍
Im glad you know that reference!
"painting these warhammer mini's"
One of us, one of us!
I LOOOVVEE warhammer!
@@XenaAlexanderwhy are you so perfect, it's not fair
For the emperor!
Her: "Cuz I'm a cowgirl."
Me: "...On a steel horse you ride?"
Her: "I'm wanted (wanted)!"
Both: "Dead or alive!" 🎶
Sorry, too good a setup to resist. 😉
Thanks for the audio, Xena!
I love Bon Jovi!
Arms?? Udderly ridiculous. OK no more cow puns I'll see myself out. Xena you are awesome and thank you for everything you do.
Its ok I love how punny you are
8:37
"Baby, I wanted a unicorn at six years old...!"
WoUlD yOu LoVe Me MoRe If I wAs A uNiCoRn?!
QwQ
Aww I dont think she meant it like that haha
I had a shitty day and I had mental breakdown, this video helped me fully recover thank you for the love and compliments i was so lost in getting stuff done this finally help slow down
Im sorry to hear you had a rough day darlin
Awww, this was so damn sweet. The reassurances over not having everything figured out, the body positivity, the stuff about smiles, support with dealing with family, warhammer. So, so cute, and so, so loving. My kinda vibe (Also can't take compliments, couldn't be me)
Awesome you got the model funded! And yess, rocky. I would love to see those shorts.
Gotta show the guys love, so many think they arent worthy!
Id come home with a fresh bouquet of flowers everyday for her. This made me smile a lot ^^
aww you are soo sweet!
Spicy affirmations... uh... not a thing I thought I would enjoy. Thank you Xena ❤
Everyone deserves to hear how amazing them are, yeah amazing
I love all the solid life advise, surrounded by all the spicy innuendos.
I try to put some meta stuff in haha
"You are going to stay right here and accept every compliment until you start to believe it yourself"
Insert Spongebob 5 years later transition here
I love a good Spongebob reference!
For once, finally, the listener is the one making the innuendos. My fave type ❤
I do love the reverse sometimes haha, they dont do as well with the overall audience but they are fun!
Thank you this was wonderful & love the Warhammer minis reference!
Glad you enjoyed it!
_You mooove us with your compliments, Xena! Thank you for the whole milk audio_ 🐮🤍
I love me a good dad joke
8:45 "most people dont even figure out what they want to do until there in their 30s or 40"
I hope this is true, becuz I don't have it figured out but then I feel like it's already too late because so many younger people have it figured out while I took a long time
200% true. look up Colonel Sanders of KFC fame
This kind of support makes me unconfortable, I always turn the conversation to the other person and complement them. hahaha.This character sure is sweet, so positive and all, sure would make a guy do everything to make her happy. =D
IM sorry it gave you bad feels
Savage Garden as an opening? Yes!
Then talking about Warhammer minis? Madam!
And yes, Rocky should definitely be featured!
They are such a good band!!!
Ayo? A huggable, kissable, AND flusterable holstaur cutie? And SHE'S LEWD TOO? Be still mah heart!
She is a perfect 10 haha
Ironically, I started listening to this on a break from cleaning my house for family coming to visit tomorrow. Would've made it a lot more bearable to have a holstaur helper/distractor.
aww! I hope it wasnt too rough of a trip haha
@@XenaAlexander Well, the kitchen is back the way it should be and the light switches are all back in their proper positions, so I'm pretty satisfied now. Their visit was fun, too!
"If My Family Can't Understand JUST How Much I Love You..........Then They Can Just "MOOOOOOVE" On." He Said. 13:46
I love puns omg I love the puns
This holstaur is an angel, such a sweet and caring girl. Makes me wish that fantasy creatures like this were real🤍🖤🤍🖤
I like ot believe they are real, we just havent found em yet haha
the way my jaw fucking dropped when she said warhammer minis as i was literally dipping my brush into some paint LMAOOOO
I love warhammer soo much!
Now now now, remember 3 different types of Warhammer..... 40k right?
As the listener, I would always keep her satisfied by keeping "my gun in my holstaur". Also, I would got to the gym & work out or else she'll "go to Jim & workout". Cool audio Xena! LOVED IT!!!😊💚👍
(And yes, Rocky shorts would be excellent!😆🐶👍
Aww gonna have to post more pictures of my floppy boy
@@XenaAlexander Definitely!👍
1:51 .... Thy have summoned me..... prepare for the lore
Yesss x
I am the lore man, my lore usually correct
*Died from overload of things that's never gonna happen to me* ☠️
I am sorry my story made you feel that way
@@XenaAlexander don't be it's just life
Hey Xena, I wanted to say you have a great singing voice. The quick song intros are pretty nice.
Glad you think so!
Dam, this might be the most I’ve related to a listener. Loved this and all the sweet nothings whispered. Also rocky barking in the background is so cute.
Rocky is soo talkative haha!
Well if I could blush from all the compliments I would but like I said I won't
np
@@XenaAlexander it's because I don't know the feeling
Amazing and wonderful work again xena honestly you are truly are doing absolutely amazing
I'm glad you like it
I can now only imagine the listener's character as a sheep dog now... I guess you can call the listener a horn dog. lol
That could make for a cute audio
This was moooving! And you and I damn well know the great Grey Army of Shame will never get painted
but it willlllll it willl hahaha
🤍 the thumbnail and the audio
I love holstaurs! They're so sweet and caring! Are you and Star getting competitive regarding holstaur gf's? I also love a lot of the old song references from the 80s and 90s. Did you know there is a song called "Birdbrain?" It's by 90s indie band Buffalo Tom.
I have a beagle named Darby, she's sweet, friendly and howls.
I dont know that song no, will look it up. Noo me and Star could never be competitive. We love to share ideas
Was not expecting a Savage Garden song at the beginning. I almost posted a JoJo meme here.
haha! I love that band
Thank you so much for the wonderful and Fantastic ASMR Audio Xena 👏✨❤️💗💖
so glad you enjoyed it darlin!
Yay I won't say to compliments
Have a wonderful day Xena ❤
You deserve each one
❤ this is way too adorable you did way too good way cute. Thanks for the smiles😊
I can be somewhat wholesome sometimes :P
🎶Ooo, I want you, I don't know if I need you, but OOO, I'M DYING TO FIND OUT🎵
I liked it. Thanks ❤ 👍.
such a good song
Okay so,
-clean the house
-family gathering
-then we put bbq sauce on each other and eat😜
Got it 👍
Can it be buffalo sauce?
*Puts on flannel, ripped jeans and boots*
Its milkin' time! Also. . . I play Grey Knights but I vouch for this cowgirl abhuman, she is welcomed into the Imperium ❤
Gotta love a country bumpkin!
Another amazing video, you keep making new ideas for videos and I’m loving them all, keep up the amazing work
So glad you enjoyed it babe
Welp this is the first video to ever break me you should be proud xena and yes I would absolutely love to see rocky shorts
so glad you liked it
@@XenaAlexander no problem xena
Thanks Xena appreciate your work please keep doing a great job
Thank you too!
We open with hard Savage Garden, I'm in
OOO I want you haha. Love that song
Goggles, oxygen tank, raincoat
Need more Rocky but only so I can make bad puns, but for now ADRRRIIIAAAAAN
haha! rocky is such a brat, always barking
Bro was VIBING at the beginning✨
And ofc Glory to the god emperor a woman of quality🗿
She is def waifu material
@@XenaAlexander 💯
I absolutely love your videos Xena❤️❤️❤️❤️
Holstaurs and my favourite type monster girl for two big milk filled reasons
I love being complimented by my beautiful holstaur girlfriend. ❤🐄
I am sure she adores how you take care of her!
Great video keep up the great work also rocky shorts sounds pretty interesting anyway take care and have a wonderful day
ty darlin
Just a nice, wholesome slice of life with your loving partner.
One day... one day
She def knows show to treat her man!
The description Is the same😅 Amazing video Xena
Wow you watched an entire video in 1 mins :P speed watcher :P
@@XenaAlexander It's more, I watch AND reply at the same time
Another great video!
Thank you sugar!
I need this to be a real thing and not just satire. I need a gf so bad
I wouldnt say my audios are satire. But I do hope you find something that makes you happy soon babe
Pour some sugar on me! Great song!
Love that song soo much!
Moving are the house
Im lost on this comment haha
She looks nice.
ty
I love cow-girls, well them and bunny girls because both are horny (ha!) lately warming up to kitsune. Anyway, love the audio always looking forward to more.
Cow girls remind me of home, Fort Worth haha
Age of Sigmar painting over here so don't have a cow man leave her for me WEG
HAHA! I mean I think the two can mix
Welcome back ❤😂❤
Thank you
Well howdy cowgirl
*tips hat*
Hehehe She's adorkable 😊
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So cool miss xena.
Glad you liked it babe!
Just checking, the spicy version just isn’t up yet?
(I’m more used to people posting the spicy version, then posting the cut down version)
uploading now =D
Neko likes Holstaur girls
HOlstaurs are soo cute!
Idk how u come up wit all off this but i think ur mind is amazing i did think i was amazing comming up whit stuff but u make whole caracters / words ur accent i think is nice tho 😊
Aww thank you! I just tell my life stories in fictional form haha
@@XenaAlexander its so amazing tho i had a pritty mid 2 bit boring life did do some intresting stuff tho
Is the patreon only discord the blankey fort one or is there another?
It is indeed
Yay I love holstuar girls so sweet and cute
Right? They are so caring and nuturing
@@XenaAlexander yes so much🥰
This one too much too spicy 🥵 I hope you have a nice day bye😅
Oh this isn't spicy compared to my patreon haha
Are your deleted videos on your patreon I miss the amazoness ones
They will be, having to upload over 100 videos is a big ordeal haha
@@XenaAlexander damn I shall try to be patient keep up the great work
And remember that we all love you and your videos
pov: your parents discovered that you're a furry and got yourself a furry gf 😅😋
It is open ended, could be you are a monster boy =o
/I hope you’re doing well!! Great Video❤!!|\)
Thank you! You too!
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Thank you spike my darling
Meep
Meep? Hahaha
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thank you martin babe
Cutie want your knuffel hugs kiss ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤😊😊😊
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Thank you Void!
Is that a Jojo reference?
Not sure what you are referencing? I know I referenced a song and then SNL
😂😂😂😂
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thank you sweet Argo!!!!
3:15
If she's on top, then she's in control....
you arent wrong :P