You know what? Her logic is fair. We cut down her home and moved its remains into *our* home, so... she lives here now. 😂 Lol, thanks for the audio, Xena!
very cute audio, just a little correction, squirrels, as any wildlife, would not refuse meat if offered, its just they are not exactly made to chase prey
Aww, look at this monster girl!! And she has the cutest voice to ho with it. She's welcome to stay lol she's like Belle, and I'm like what is the beasts name in beauty and the beast? Need to google this, one sec.😂 Its actually not that clear So I'll just go with the beast.🤪 Ty and take care Xena.
Sorry Xena, I hope you don't get "sycamore" puns like this but for her to try to move in with the listener? That's "chesnuts". But I'm not going to "pecan" her. Instead, "almond" my own business, even though she "maple" this trick on others. Cool audio Xena! LOVED IT!!!😊💚👍
_Mi Casa Es Su Casa!_ Xena, you are nuttier than a professor and I adore you for it! The Only Nuts joke had me cracking out of my peanut shell. If I could, I would squirrel you away for all my winter days 🤍
(Edit: Yes I am aware treehouses exist.)Anyone else imagining the tree and burrowing species of monster girls can change their size? Because that must of been one hell of a tree to fit a girl taller than 2ft.
1. Shouldn't the thing Say Yandere Squirrel girl not whatever that says because it doesn't exactly make sense. 2. The first one is because it was a little confusing 3. A lovely Yandere Can't wait to cuddle her.
Character: I won’t be suckered in with good food Me: shut up she is willing to cook for her, if she is willing to watch anime with me that is all my requirement for me to marry her
Hmm Hows about an anglerfish girl saves you from drowning. She takes us to a cave and kind of obsesses over us, She's got poor vision and she just like feels the listener all over to get a better idea of what we look like. Also she's like our light in the dark literally the cave we're in is dark. She's a tad creepy but sweet (maybe spicy.❤) we might get a little romantic Maybe it ends with her coming back with us and she spends a lot of time in the tub/pool . (God i miss having a pool)
More so just like idea shooting i be broke af, but if you can use it for inspiration or something that's cool. (But hey maybe some one with money will see this lol.)
So you have a job / make money so you can help with the expenses and you cook, welcome aboard roomie. Here is a like and comment for the story, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, to appease the great and powerful RUclips algorithm demon, and get you the recognition you deserve.
Ohh what a beautiful cute sweet Adorable Yandere Squirrel girl doing here, I didn't mean to chop down your tree 🎄 well there's a bedroom 🛏️ down the hallway to the right, but squirrel girl you can just say here for now until I'll plant a New Tree 🌴 that you can enjoy your new place.
@XenaAlexander thanks for the comfort. Because sometimes, I get the feeling that if and when I like something, people might think it's wired like my liking for female yanderes
@@Dragoon-ob3mgIRL, Groundhogs are literally the size of house cats. Squirrels know to stay away from them and if they fight each other, it's strictly territorial, not carnivirous.😊
@@XenaAlexander In the animal kingdom, one creature fights & kills another for only 2 reasons. #1. You're food & I wish to eat you #2. You threaten my offspring & I need you off my property. (Zoology 101).🤣🤣🤣
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You know what? Her logic is fair. We cut down her home and moved its remains into *our* home, so... she lives here now. 😂
Lol, thanks for the audio, Xena!
Right! fair trade!
Only Nuts ??? Really ??? LMAO God this was hilarious Xena. Well done. 🤣
Im not right in the head I swear!
@@XenaAlexander 🤣
Thank you Xena for this Squirrel Girl she has made me hungry for those crabcakes & always love the references!
I need to cook for you!
To be fair, she makes alot of sense. interesting personality and onlynuts, that was funny.
Onlynuts was too much fun to not include haha
As long as I can cuddle with her fluffy squirrel tail, I don’t mind living with her. ❤🐿️
I am certain she is ok with this!
Love Your approach to different types of monster girls, especially those unorthodox ones.
Wonder what would You make of sugar glider one....
Aww ty! You can put in requests on my patreon!
I feel called out for my diet choices. Lovely audio hope you have a good rest of the day.
hehe babe! So you like good country food?
As long as you're not like my Abusive ex-girlfriend, I'll allow Anything Xena😊
Edit:Sadly true by the way...😢
I hope you enjoyed listening to the story Silver
@@XenaAlexander Thanks Xena
She had me at crab cakes and biscuits
Arent they gooooddd!!!
I guess you can just stay for as long as you like. Wonderful audio
Soo would oyu say forever?
@@XenaAlexander for you Xena I would
...As long as she doesn't eat from my bird feeders, we'll get along fine.
Oh I would destroy those!
This was great hope this becomes a series
Considering it, series depend on views
this was good sorry i didn't have time to watch yesterday i noticed this seem to be a series it's amazing
Nope not a series
You tempt me with crab cakes?? Okay you're no longer allowed to leave.
Reverse yandere =o
This squirrel was less risqué then expected.
Yeah didnt want to get smacked by RUclips haha, but the patreon version is downright .... insane :P
very cute audio, just a little correction, squirrels, as any wildlife, would not refuse meat if offered, its just they are not exactly made to chase prey
Meh I never keep it that deep haha. Just have fun with ad libbin
Well technically she's got a point but this is nuts 🥜 (and i loved the energy if this character ngl)
HAHA I love being a bit Nutty
I mean, she does have a cute tail. So she gets a pass.
Just a lil nutty haha
Xena! Is been a long time since I seen a squirrel like you before.
I love this joke soo much!
Aww, look at this monster girl!! And she has the cutest voice to ho with it. She's welcome to stay lol she's like Belle, and I'm like what is the beasts name in beauty and the beast? Need to google this, one sec.😂 Its actually not that clear
So I'll just go with the beast.🤪 Ty and take care Xena.
Aww if you are beast then I could see why Belle stayed
Great story Thankyou Xena!!!
Thank you soo much James
Haha! YES! Thank you Xena! Love a Squirrely Girl.
One of my favorite monsters!
You and me both, perfect for hugging.
Really amazing work xena and every time you mention your cooking definitely makes me hungry lol again amazing work
Happy to hear that!
Well done on another great audio xena, keep up the good work
So glad you like it my Jacob!
Finally, a human-animal hybrid that neko can overpower. He has a chance of surviving.
HAHA! I have a few mouse girls and I think this is my 3rd squirrel? This one is not related to the other story haha
Sorry Xena, I hope you don't get "sycamore" puns like this but for her to try to move in with the listener? That's "chesnuts". But I'm not going to "pecan" her. Instead, "almond" my own business, even though she "maple" this trick on others.
Cool audio Xena! LOVED IT!!!😊💚👍
The sycamore joke sent me!
@@XenaAlexander 🤣LOL🤣 I busted my *ss to come up all this!🤣🤣🤣
ok, how in the hell is a squirrel a Gordan Ramsey level chef?!
Who cares?
Lots of Only Acorn prep
_Mi Casa Es Su Casa!_
Xena, you are nuttier than a professor and I adore you for it! The Only Nuts joke had me cracking out of my peanut shell. If I could, I would squirrel you away for all my winter days 🤍
I was waiting for that comment! Yo hablan Espanol!
She's Cute, Adorable, And She Can Cook? She's Quite A Catch. 7:14
I am nuts about her :P
Thank you so much Xena for the wonderful ASMR video I hope you have a great weekend 💖✨⚡️❤️💗👏😃
Thank you too!
Dis squirrel girl is absolutely insane 7:52
Also I ain’t cute!! >:( dat is lies!
She is pretty nuts haha!
@@XenaAlexander Damnit haha!!
*CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP!*
How the hell did a squirrel get in the house!?
Itss a seeeecreeet
She's cute I'll allow it, hopefully it won't end like when I did this yikes
Have a wonderful day Xena ❤
I like to think it will end well
I am glad you can do daily uploads again
Its my happy place when I can!
Awesome video I guess you could say it was a "nutty" audio/video welp have a wonderful day
Love the puns!
(Edit: Yes I am aware treehouses exist.)Anyone else imagining the tree and burrowing species of monster girls can change their size? Because that must of been one hell of a tree to fit a girl taller than 2ft.
Think this girl is soo adorable
1. Shouldn't the thing Say Yandere Squirrel girl not whatever that says because it doesn't exactly make sense.
2. The first one is because it was a little confusing
3. A lovely Yandere Can't wait to cuddle her.
I hope you enjoyed the story Tricky, thank you
@@XenaAlexander I did
I don't think this squirrel girl was living in that dead tree at all, she's lying about Forest law! somebody call a barrister beaver!
That's one way it could go
Lots of squirrels dig holes. Ground squirrels are a thing. Also, squirrels are omnivores. They eat baby birds.
Truth
Character: I won’t be suckered in with good food
Me: shut up she is willing to cook for her, if she is willing to watch anime with me that is all my requirement for me to marry her
bu bu its soo goood food
Are kitchen? What are we pirates?
Nice video xena and only nuts that's a new one😂
thank you darlin
@@XenaAlexander your welcome xena
look i can get the whole moving in with good food, but did you really have to track mud on my favorite rug? after breaking my window?
I dont think I mentioned either of those in the improv of this audio?
@@XenaAlexander
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... that was probably me then
Grab your bags ok ,u moving in Xena
:D
Hmm Hows about an anglerfish girl saves you from drowning. She takes us to a cave and kind of obsesses over us, She's got poor vision and she just like feels the listener all over to get a better idea of what we look like. Also she's like our light in the dark literally the cave we're in is dark. She's a tad creepy but sweet (maybe spicy.❤) we might get a little romantic Maybe it ends with her coming back with us and she spends a lot of time in the tub/pool . (God i miss having a pool)
I take requests on my patreon
More so just like idea shooting i be broke af, but if you can use it for inspiration or something that's cool.
(But hey maybe some one with money will see this lol.)
only nuts is such a funny idea
RIGHT? I wish it was a real thing!
Since when were we smooth operators
Oh its just part of the improv I did for the story
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adore you sugar face
So cool.
Thanks babe!
This sound like a fun one 🤣
Hope you enjoyed the story!
Definitely enjoyed the audio. These types af yandere are the best ,like i should be concerned but you have food 😂😂@XenaAlexander
Lets just move on to dessert
I could see the character enjoying that
Question: Is she squirrel sized or human sized?
If squirrel-sized: tiny bean, keep and protecc
If human-sized: Huggable bean, keep and protecc
I leave stuff like that up to each listener
@@XenaAlexander Got it, both interchangeably: Keep and protecc
So you have a job / make money so you can help with the expenses and you cook, welcome aboard roomie. Here is a like and comment for the story, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, to appease the great and powerful RUclips algorithm demon, and get you the recognition you deserve.
Right? Perfect Score!
A very energetic gal I seen ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Probably caffeinated haha
Algorythm!
Thank you Zirilan darlin!
@@XenaAlexander I hope your pillow is always cool and soft^^
okay fine you can stay just erm can i hug your tail sometimes?
I think the character would be fine with that
Ohh what a beautiful cute sweet Adorable Yandere Squirrel girl doing here, I didn't mean to chop down your tree 🎄 well there's a bedroom 🛏️ down the hallway to the right, but squirrel girl you can just say here for now until I'll plant a New Tree 🌴 that you can enjoy your new place.
You are so hospitalable =D
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thank you Void
is that Risu in the thumbnail?
It is AI art that I generated
I love it !!! Only Nuts Lmao
Ive been wanting to use that joke for a while!
anytime I see something to do with female yandere, I tend to watch it. I have a strange liking towards female yandere, and i don't know why.
Everyone likes what they like, no worries
@XenaAlexander thanks for the comfort. Because sometimes, I get the feeling that if and when I like something, people might think it's wired like my liking for female yanderes
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hi
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Hi Glory!
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Thank you SPike, you are always supportive
That was so suck I'm sorry
Im sorry you thought the story sucked,
The pronunciation of most of the words in this pissed me off. I don't know if it's intentional or not.
My natural accent isnt meant to intentionally piss you off. Sorry you dislike how I speak
@@XenaAlexander To be clear I'm not hating. I like the majority of your vids. This one in particular rubbed me the wrong way.
Can she kill groundhogs ?
I live out in the country
@@Dragoon-ob3mgIRL, Groundhogs are literally the size of house cats. Squirrels know to stay away from them and if they fight each other, it's strictly territorial, not carnivirous.😊
Most likely
@@XenaAlexander In the animal kingdom, one creature fights & kills another for only 2 reasons.
#1. You're food & I wish to eat you
#2. You threaten my offspring & I need you off my property.
(Zoology 101).🤣🤣🤣