I Followed Your Scent, Now You Are MINE

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  • Опубликовано: 3 июл 2024
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  • @XenaAlexander
    @XenaAlexander  17 дней назад +20

    For Content I cant post on this channel - www.patreon.com/MessedUpStories

  • @danielwiba8852
    @danielwiba8852 17 дней назад +135

    as someone who is extremely introvert if a girl knocked on my door and said they wanted to date and I was there's I would see this as an amazing win

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  17 дней назад +29

      Date delivery haha

    • @steverats5568
      @steverats5568 16 дней назад +7

      I would run. Like I run from any potential relationship. That is why I should not be given a choice.

    • @alemoxni7140
      @alemoxni7140 12 дней назад +4

      I would run, that's a trap, that would never happen

    • @Asillyfella21
      @Asillyfella21 2 дня назад +1

      *insert soundbite*
      That sounds like damn good deal

  • @Ded-Nside3825
    @Ded-Nside3825 16 дней назад +55

    Bro is living in a college town years into being in the workforce? This ain’t a kidnapping, this a rescue

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  16 дней назад +10

      RIGHT!! OMG I ran away from a college town before they even gave me my dipolma!

  • @IcarusMundi
    @IcarusMundi 15 дней назад +50

    I don’t care WHO the IRS sends to my door, I am NOT paying taxes!

  • @stinkachu6508
    @stinkachu6508 10 дней назад +6

    The anthro dog with the country accent I can’t bro I can’t😭

    • @stinkachu6508
      @stinkachu6508 10 дней назад

      I’m cooked

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  10 дней назад

      Aww sorry if it gave bad feels

    • @stinkachu6508
      @stinkachu6508 10 дней назад +1

      @@XenaAlexander no it doesn’t it’s just I’m cooked if bro finds out that this is one of my types😭 (type of girls, it’s mostly the accent)

  • @spectreking2868
    @spectreking2868 17 дней назад +55

    as many red flags as this sets up the part about coming home to a home cook meal sold me on this

    • @ashirothecamramen
      @ashirothecamramen 17 дней назад +9

      The only red flag I see is that of the USA

    • @spectreking2868
      @spectreking2868 17 дней назад +8

      @@ashirothecamramen America fuck yeah

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  17 дней назад +9

      Listen here... I really do love to cook haha!

    • @spectreking2868
      @spectreking2868 17 дней назад +4

      @@XenaAlexander okay im sold

  • @iangametion
    @iangametion 17 дней назад +33

    "...what?... what?... what?... what?" I Love That😂

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  17 дней назад +8

      best way to keep the censors at bay haha

  • @da-bee8
    @da-bee8 17 дней назад +25

    I smelled you, you're mine now.

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  17 дней назад +7

      Love to see you being so willing=D

  • @TheRockhead9
    @TheRockhead9 16 дней назад +12

    I’ve said before that if some cutie just showed up at my door and claimed me, I wouldn’t be able to say no.

  • @Druid_Dude
    @Druid_Dude 17 дней назад +11

    Well ignoring the red flags, she's sweet, loving, wants to do stuff together, likes your smell. And she knows what she wants, respect. Hard to find someone better. Also cuddles with a fluffy tail, sounds so cozy. The again, cross city tracking and no woman friends... Great VA work as always, especially the growls.
    The inspo was interesting. And soooo excited for the 30k livestream. While it's no surprise with the art your create, it's still so amazing to see how far you've come. And I know you'll go so much further!

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  17 дней назад +3

      Her red flags are more of an orangey green no ?? :P

  • @flavius2884
    @flavius2884 16 дней назад +8

    "Thicc tights saves lives" I guess your legs are packed.

  • @TheRealQuartz
    @TheRealQuartz 14 дней назад +7

    Southern accents are some of the best, rare to see it used in such a casual way 🦅🦅🦅

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  13 дней назад +1

      Its my normal accent haha, Im from Dallas. Figured just talk how I normally do

  • @Reiga6353
    @Reiga6353 12 дней назад +6

    "there so many "motivated "in this audio"
    Vergil : " hold my beer dante"

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  12 дней назад +1

      This comment gave me a smile haha

  • @johnmcgowen1501
    @johnmcgowen1501 16 дней назад +6

    🎶 Her heat is on 🎶

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  16 дней назад +2

      Its Summer but its hotter in her room

  • @NotFishFriendly2771
    @NotFishFriendly2771 7 дней назад +2

    This has to be one of the best asmr vids I’ve ever watched, the country accent just hits the spot

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  7 дней назад +1

      Aww that is some high praise! Thank you babe

  • @Blindluck92
    @Blindluck92 17 дней назад +9

    "Of course I'm a girl, how do you think I know all this?"
    Trust the expert on this one. 😅
    Her heart's in the right place. 🐶
    Thanks for the audio, Xena!

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  17 дней назад +4

      Been an expert on it since birth! Its in my DNA :P

  • @skeletor200x
    @skeletor200x 17 дней назад +12

    I was yours the second you said "Mine"

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  17 дней назад +4

      My heart was yours before the Stars formed

  • @oliversampson8835
    @oliversampson8835 17 дней назад +11

    Well, she is everything one would want it a partner, cute (love when you do that voice btw), energetic, happy, and a bit crazy. A bit crazy is always good. Although unless you caught me after a run that scent ain't me, it's Hugo boss.😂 Nice one, Xena. You're a legend. Also, big ups yourself at the end for talking to someone at the gym, these days that's brave. Only girl I approached this year was by the coast, she was wearing a cowgirl hat and leather boots, I had too.😂 good health and happiness to you.👍

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  17 дней назад +3

      Honestly close to my normal voice when im caffinated haa. Thank you for always being so supportive my darling!

  • @MidnightSmoke
    @MidnightSmoke 17 дней назад +11

    You: you're mine now. Me: this leash and collar says otherwise. It says that you are mine. Here is a like and comment for the story, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, to appease the great and powerful RUclips algorithm demon, and get you the recognition you deserve.

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  17 дней назад +6

      hehe, it will be a battle to see who actually owns who :P

  • @RavenMMori
    @RavenMMori 17 дней назад +5

    Quite the combination I can't possibly refuse that
    Have a wonderful day Xena ❤

  • @belm7448
    @belm7448 17 дней назад +6

    Ok maybe it's your voice, maybe it's the potential of a lifetime of home cooked meals, maybe it's just the character's adorableness or maybe it's that I can't remember the last time I dated a woman. But despite this character's "aggressiveness" I would give her a try. Well done as always, Xena. Happy Independence Day. 😎👍♥️

  • @Rein_Kun
    @Rein_Kun 17 дней назад +6

    Welp, you had me at Cuddles, Video Games, Anime and Walks :3 Love this Audio, makes me wanna give this dog girl all the scritches she wants. Amazing Audio Xena, also wishing you a Happy 4th of July and Looking forward to Celebrating you hitting 30K soon :)

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  17 дней назад +1

      Polar bear cuddles have to be the best, I am sure!

  • @odysseus31415
    @odysseus31415 17 дней назад +4

    Happy to hear you're in a better place mentally, audio was very cute. (:

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  17 дней назад +3

      Thank you cutie! Things are going so well lately

  • @greenonedragon7356
    @greenonedragon7356 17 дней назад +4

    Fantastic audio & so soon to the next milestone!

  • @Mandalorian_97
    @Mandalorian_97 17 дней назад +3

    Your dog girl stuff is always so great

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  17 дней назад +1

      Aww thank you! I should do way more of it

  • @obsidianblack7249
    @obsidianblack7249 День назад

    Gives off the "I saw you at a gas station and followed you back home across 6 different states and through god knows how many counties."

  • @Lostsoul05
    @Lostsoul05 16 дней назад +3

    For the first time, I got a tingling sense when someone said "Good Boy" I'm losing my mind.

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  16 дней назад +1

      Aww! Sorry if you disliked it. I know that phrase can upset some people

    • @Lostsoul05
      @Lostsoul05 16 дней назад

      @@XenaAlexander No, I'm not dislike it

    • @ReptillianStrike
      @ReptillianStrike 8 дней назад

      Me too.
      But I feel like it has more to do with how it was said - Close to the ear - than what was said.

  • @OlivierRiouxFournier
    @OlivierRiouxFournier 16 дней назад +1

    This is good to know you feel better since you have a new discord.
    I have the same ideology when it comes to people who already have a partner. Some of my friends have told me to give it a try, saying that "You can push a pawn", but from my point of view, pushing a pawn doesn't make you a king. Besides, I've always told myself that if I love someone, I should bring them happiness, not drama. This has sometimes led me into situations where I've helped form couples rather than declare my flame, but I'm fine with that.

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  16 дней назад

      I adore the new discord! Soo much more chill and more time for projects

  • @eclipsedragon4890
    @eclipsedragon4890 17 дней назад +1

    Really wonderful audio xena and so honestly this character was amazing and so can’t wait for you to hit 30k doing amazing xena

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  17 дней назад +1

      Thinking about doing her part two tomorrow haha, her video is really poppin off

  • @lenski8306
    @lenski8306 16 дней назад +2

    at first, seing the miniature i thought it was our old friend the dog turned dog girl x'D
    Also, the dog girl reacting to the neigbhour dog makes me think of how Goofy and Pluto see each other...

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  16 дней назад

      Honestly could be her haha, I need to bring that series back

  • @stephenvogt6689
    @stephenvogt6689 17 дней назад +2

    Thank you so much for the Lovely ASMR Audio 💖🌸🤍✨

  • @ProblematicHuman
    @ProblematicHuman 4 дня назад

    You don't need to ask me twice. Let's go short stack. You are great Xena. Wonderful audio

  • @killiandooley2831
    @killiandooley2831 17 дней назад +3

    “ ill keep your bell full of you keep mine- what?”
    😳😳….eh why not

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  17 дней назад +1

      HAHA yeah went left quick on that one haha :P

    • @killiandooley2831
      @killiandooley2831 17 дней назад

      @@XenaAlexander the discord link expired, can you share a new one?

  • @godzillalover2
    @godzillalover2 17 дней назад +3

    I really liked how you said how you respect others relationships. That is SO classy. And classy ladies are hot.

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  17 дней назад +1

      Aww darlin!! Yeah no, I would hate to have mine messed with and it is such a turn off (like not in a bad way) when I find someone has another. Like noo I cant touch ghat

  • @HunterKilleroffical
    @HunterKilleroffical 15 дней назад +1

    This.. how did you know what i needed deep deep down.

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  15 дней назад

      Aww darlin! Just speaking to through the experiences of the best men I have ever met haha

  • @geminijetsfan6495
    @geminijetsfan6495 12 дней назад +1

    I swear this is amazing like a wholesome southern mother wolf gonna be sleeping good tonight

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  12 дней назад

      Aww thank you Gemini! Hope you enjoyed it

  • @ArlindoBuriti
    @ArlindoBuriti 10 дней назад +2

    I'm going through your audios and i find that your characters are more charming, good stuff + the voice is the cherry on top of it.
    The fact the guy is talking to her at all tells me he is cooked, there is no escape from that and let's all be real, she is hot as fuck and is like... red flags? i don't know what this is...

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  10 дней назад +1

      My stuff is brain rot haha, I need to be sanctioned

    • @ArlindoBuriti
      @ArlindoBuriti 10 дней назад

      @@XenaAlexander hahaha a charming brain rot. Hahaha

  • @BanishedSilentShadow3318
    @BanishedSilentShadow3318 17 дней назад +2

    Ngl she has me sold.
    Also happy 4th of July Xena

  • @MarkRowell-eu7sx
    @MarkRowell-eu7sx 17 дней назад +2

    Happy 4th of July Xena I hope you having a good day😊

  • @Jake-pe2ud
    @Jake-pe2ud 9 дней назад +1

    I see this as an absolute win

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  8 дней назад

      Right? Like love just showed up at your door

    • @Jake-pe2ud
      @Jake-pe2ud 8 дней назад

      @@XenaAlexander plus video games and anime that's a bonus

  • @TimeLords910
    @TimeLords910 17 дней назад +1

    This was amazing story telling I actually sometimes relate to wolves and foxes they are adorable at times (she may look like a dog girl but she looks like wolf too me)

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  17 дней назад

      Aww thank you soo much darlin! So glad you like the story

  • @ajaxthesamurai724
    @ajaxthesamurai724 14 дней назад +2

    This is one of the things I ever wanted

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  13 дней назад +1

      Would be cool to have love show up on our doorstep haha

    • @ajaxthesamurai724
      @ajaxthesamurai724 13 дней назад

      @XenaAlexander absolutely and this is one of the things I'm completely fine with and then some lmao

  • @brycewilson8879
    @brycewilson8879 4 дня назад

    The ton of bricks got me☠️

  • @parkersmith8711
    @parkersmith8711 13 дней назад +1

    I mean a real anthro existing is a win right away

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  13 дней назад +1

      I keep crossing my fingers that it could be true haha

    • @parkersmith8711
      @parkersmith8711 13 дней назад

      @@XenaAlexander well eventually anything can be with science. We just have to hope.

  • @juanito7998
    @juanito7998 17 дней назад +2

    Thanks!

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  17 дней назад +2

      OMG JUANITO Babe, you didnt have to do this omg! Thank you soo much. I dont knwo what ot say!

  • @georgekyle6996
    @georgekyle6996 14 дней назад +2

    Thicc thighs save lives had me cracking up😂

  • @bacon_sandvich
    @bacon_sandvich 14 дней назад +2

    lord forgive me for this. What the dawg doin?

  • @RainyWeatherASMR
    @RainyWeatherASMR 13 дней назад +1

    Hey Xena, Loved the recording, you have a lovely voice. Mind if I ask what microphone you use ? 🖤

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  13 дней назад +1

      3dio and a 10 dollar one i got on aliexpress 10 ish years ago but somehow sounds great but sadly not made anymore

  • @CosmicTheShiba
    @CosmicTheShiba 17 дней назад +2

    You already sold me on the idea in the beginnin don't gotta keep convincin me. Also I get to lick back :P. Love ya Xena doin great as always 💙💙

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  17 дней назад +2

      OOO dont threaten me with a good time!

    • @CosmicTheShiba
      @CosmicTheShiba 17 дней назад

      @@XenaAlexander I promise you a good time ;P

  • @Sinvixity
    @Sinvixity 14 дней назад +1

    I like how you said what when about to say something that was not quite right

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  13 дней назад +1

      Gotta keep the RUclips gods happy with that haha

  • @arthurbyrd7493
    @arthurbyrd7493 17 дней назад +3

    Let me see...
    -a warm, furry, weighted blanket every night
    - protective
    -has her own home ready for both of us
    -can cook in the best style, southern
    -likes long walks together
    -super strong
    -patriotic (wanting her own 4th of July explosions❤)
    -wont ever leave
    - calls me a good boy👍❤
    IM IN! Let's get married and have a litter of puppies!! Lol
    Thanks Xena for the awesome audio. Dog girls are the best monster girls!
    Happy Independence Day!! Hope you have fun, stay safe, and you come back Home soon!!
    GOD BLESS yall and GOD BLESS the USA 🇺🇸 🎉!!

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  17 дней назад +2

      I hope you have a great holiday babe

  • @Entity3506
    @Entity3506 17 дней назад +2

    Honestly I was sold when she mentioned anime

  • @OPTERON_PRIME
    @OPTERON_PRIME 3 дня назад +1

    Well despite how crazy she comes off she sounds amazing lmao

  • @thundercheif2007
    @thundercheif2007 10 дней назад +1

    i see this as an apsolute win

  • @user-pt6tt3tm2u
    @user-pt6tt3tm2u 17 дней назад +2

    Kind protective gives great cuddles and she cooks I’m sold when do i
    move in😊

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  17 дней назад +1

      She will never let someone get near you!

  • @bingusreal
    @bingusreal 15 дней назад +1

    Little social experiment description. Very fun.
    Also getting sniffed and loved on sounds real good.❤❤

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  15 дней назад +1

      Yeah had a few in the first 2 seconds of flippin 20 min audios writing comments as if they did watch the whole thing haha. Glad you liked it

  • @alan_3380
    @alan_3380 17 дней назад +2

    holy moly

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  17 дней назад +1

      too much? i did too much didnt i haha?

  • @DavidSearle-it2ry
    @DavidSearle-it2ry 17 дней назад +2

    Love a good girl wolf girl/dog girl - gives head scritches and belly rubs- such a adorably sweet cutie audio as always ❤ love you Xena and hope you're having a great time

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  17 дней назад +2

      mmm belly rubs makes me weak haha :P I love being petted haha

    • @DavidSearle-it2ry
      @DavidSearle-it2ry 17 дней назад +1

      @@XenaAlexander I know as I rember thing's from all audio's ;) a good cuddles with your head and back getting slow attention are best ways to make Xena a happy lady

  • @Alexander2089
    @Alexander2089 17 дней назад +2

    Time to give xena her head pats and happy 4th of July xena and here's some fireworks for you since you're not in America 🎆🎆🎆

  • @demonmysterykid3343
    @demonmysterykid3343 17 дней назад +4

    So cool.

  • @Da_Fookin_Nekomancer
    @Da_Fookin_Nekomancer 17 дней назад +2

    Ahh yes, adorable stalker werewolf. My favorite archetype. Also it seems your first werewolf princess video was taken down. :(

  • @jays6575
    @jays6575 17 дней назад +1

    Sorry i don't comment a whole lot really, though i very much enjoy your audios.
    And as someone who is very introverted and has bad anxiety and is really still working on his self-image and confidence i don't really know how i would handle lovely girl knocking on my door saying she wants to date me.

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  17 дней назад

      No worries, I appreciate the fact that you even know my channel exists

  • @Greenstiker8975
    @Greenstiker8975 16 дней назад +2

    I don’t care how many red flags there are, I am going to use them for decoration at our wedding

  • @MarkBullimore-io6sd
    @MarkBullimore-io6sd 17 дней назад +1

    Followed home, she compliments your home, promises good food (texas girl can cook?), cute noises when she gets scritches. Yeah like any other pup you could bring home, it's now their home too.

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  17 дней назад

      If she is from Texas and can't cook, we will kick her out :P

    • @MarkBullimore-io6sd
      @MarkBullimore-io6sd 17 дней назад

      @@XenaAlexander I respect this, standards must be kept

  • @Hawkens4k
    @Hawkens4k 17 дней назад +2

    happy 4th of july everybody!

  • @brat1083
    @brat1083 17 дней назад +1

    You're Grace Queen Xena Another fun little upload with the dog girl I like these videos ever since Roxy it's been fun to listen to them thank you once again for all the effort you put into these uploads. Xena may your week be filled with happiness health and the love of friends
    💙💜💚💛

  • @tomspiegel5322
    @tomspiegel5322 12 дней назад +2

    Being sought after like that by a chick at a gym...pretty nice fantasy. Still just a fantasy though, especially since I would NOT smell that great. Anyway, this audio was super entertaining.

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  12 дней назад +1

      That is the thing with smell, you dont have to 'smell good' if someone is into it.

    • @ReptillianStrike
      @ReptillianStrike 8 дней назад

      Sweat also has your pheromones in it, and that will overcome the odor of sweat for someone who is attracted to it.

    • @tomspiegel5322
      @tomspiegel5322 8 дней назад

      @@ReptillianStrike Interesting.

  • @nobodyhere7761
    @nobodyhere7761 12 дней назад +1

    She comes off a bit sudden, but overall she might be a keeper.

  • @Wineox
    @Wineox 15 дней назад +1

    Genuine enough... 🤸🏻

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  15 дней назад

      Wine, I have no words! Thank you soo soo much

  • @praetordex
    @praetordex 17 дней назад +2

    Okay, #1: I wish this was a possibility. Finding a woman like this. #2: Fluppy? That's a new one. Mind,I'm the guy who uses the term "pluff" so I can't really talk...😅

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  17 дней назад +2

      Fluppy!!! I call my new puppy a Flupus all the time

    • @praetordex
      @praetordex 17 дней назад +1

      @@XenaAlexander that's adorable. What kind of pup?

  • @moonwolf6540
    @moonwolf6540 17 дней назад +3

    Happy fouth of july

  • @KilgourTrout64410
    @KilgourTrout64410 17 дней назад +1

    That accent is like honey😊 Possessive is Good.

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  17 дней назад +1

      Aww thank you babe! Most I know hate my accent haha

    • @KilgourTrout64410
      @KilgourTrout64410 16 дней назад

      @@XenaAlexander Are you Kidding me? Could listen to your musical lilt all day ☺

  • @wfirbolg
    @wfirbolg 17 дней назад +1

    Fun audio! I have the same keen sense of smell (my therapist called me a HSP - Highly Sensitive Person)! It can be fun, and a woman’s scent is really important to me-sometimes even more than her intelligence, humor, or beauty. My nose has never led me astray… well, actually, that’s not entirely true! Having a heightened sense of smell isn’t always great. Unfortunately, I can often tell if a woman is on her period-it’s not 100% foolproof, but it’s pretty close. And not to speak of other "scents"! As a former EMT, if you're HSP... don't be an EMT! :)

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  17 дней назад +1

      Oh htat is cool that there is a word for it!

    • @ReptillianStrike
      @ReptillianStrike 8 дней назад

      Where do you find these therapists?
      My therapist just feels like some random guy I talk to every week.

    • @wfirbolg
      @wfirbolg 8 дней назад +1

      @@ReptillianStrike I know what you mean. My previous therapist was like that. Maybe talk to him about it or looks for another therapist. I know it can be terrifying to even think of changing to a new therapist but it's worst it.

  • @MrRasta3600
    @MrRasta3600 17 дней назад +1

    The listener in this audio:
    Ayo!? Ten seconds later. Ayo!? Ten seconds later. Ayo!?. Ect 😂

  • @ChaplainBald
    @ChaplainBald 17 дней назад +6

    I've experienced that scent thingy once. I was buying groceries, picking up some bread, when I felt a small breeze in my neck and I could hear the sound of an inhale.
    There was this cute brunette sniffing me. So I turned around and the first thing that came out of my mouth was "What the F**k are you doing, you F**king looney!?"
    I don't remember exactly what she said but it was something along the lines of
    "I thought looked really good and you smell really nice so I thought to say hi, but then I got scared... *something* *something*" and then she dropped her shopping bag and started crying out loud and ran away.
    I was so confused at the time but when I got to my car and sat down I remember saying "Aww goddamnit, I'm a F**king idiot! Why did I have to be so rude!?"

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  17 дней назад +1

      Oh wow thats a different experience wow

    • @ChaplainBald
      @ChaplainBald 17 дней назад +1

      @@XenaAlexander I think I didn't dodge a mere bullet with her but rather an artillery shell.

    • @qaaris4280
      @qaaris4280 16 дней назад +2

      Bro fumbled the quirky girl

    • @ChaplainBald
      @ChaplainBald 16 дней назад

      @@qaaris4280 In my defence what she did was f**ing creepy and at the time I was three weeks away from being deployed to Afghanistan as a peacekeeper, so I really wasn't in a place to start dating.

    • @ReptillianStrike
      @ReptillianStrike 8 дней назад

      Definitely what she did was creepy as hell, and even further in your defense, you're a trained military officer. Someone sneaking up behind you will immediately trigger alarm bells in your head.
      That being said, there was definitely a missed opportunity there for someone with low standards lol.

  • @Jordan.A.07
    @Jordan.A.07 17 дней назад +1

    *Looking over clipboard*
    Okay-- so we have guaranteed daily cuddles, guaranteed tail snuggles, and maximum spoonage time. This all looks good. HOWEVER!
    *Flips page*
    I have absolutely ZERO confirmation on daily smooches. I'm sure this was just an oversight, but all the same, I am going to need "Daily Smooches" on this here contract-- in writing. That's "Daily Smooches;" which include, but are not limited to... brief pecks, cartoon mwah's, makeout sessions, miscellaneous kissies (like on the forehead or something), etc.
    *Flips Page*
    I am also gonna need guarantees of "Amorous Eye Contact" in our pairing agreement before we move forward. And I don't just mean looking at me. I'm talking full on, lovey dovey gazing, to the point where I'm a blushing-- stuttering mess, and you just keep staring; whilst maybe also biting on your lip, because it only takes a little bit of angel-like cuteness before you start to want to SIN.
    *Flips page*
    If I can get all of that in writing, and if you could just sign right here on the dotted line, everything I am-- and can be, will all be yours. Forever. And just an fyi, I show no mercy in mario kart. Be it friends, family, or even a lover... ALL WILL BOW BEFORE THE BLUE SHELL! 😉

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  17 дней назад +1

      I dont know I think the ear lickin means she will smooch!

  • @naxmorvigatore4168
    @naxmorvigatore4168 17 дней назад +1

    Yours? Mine? No no no, we are ours

  • @jasongoodman3495
    @jasongoodman3495 17 дней назад +1

    It's kinda creepy in a cute way.The best kind of creepy

  • @phenexgaming6094
    @phenexgaming6094 17 дней назад +1

    😂 this made my day she sounds realy nice hope u did see the super thansk and hope that it did help a little 😅 i dont have match my self at the moment but stil wanted 2 thank u and gift u some thing fore all the amazing audios i dont feel that big cis i live in the netherlands and i nowe peaple taller but i am stil 175 cm whit shoes on 😅

  • @phillippenny4919
    @phillippenny4919 17 дней назад +1

    very enjoyable ^^ Makes me wish I was the guy

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  17 дней назад +1

      Wish I could find a guy who would enjoy that much ... totally not possessiveness haha

    • @phillippenny4919
      @phillippenny4919 17 дней назад

      @@XenaAlexander I'd love to be that guy ^^

  • @MarkATorres1989
    @MarkATorres1989 15 дней назад +1

    Hahahahaha this is oddly true, despite me not believing it for a good while. People don't see value of others at first till it is gone. Using my own experience. Once I have acquired my own home away from New York; certain people started contacting me out of the woodwork asking for my company. Nope. Nope. Nope. They didn't want me before when I was 'low' value to them before, not this time; I'm flying hard and fast, they missed their chance.
    As for the video:
    To our adorable Doggirl: "Lady it's 2am." -notices the slobbering- "I question why you seeing me like a delicious hunk of meat, but I'll play along this late night visit."
    Also to Doggirl: "Huh, fireworks indoors? I can do that."
    Also... Scritches galore!

  • @charleswalker8262
    @charleswalker8262 17 дней назад +2

    Ok.........I ACCEPT. 8:54

  • @pulverize3
    @pulverize3 16 дней назад +1

    If the den has Wi-Fi then i accept

  • @Waterfall.2024
    @Waterfall.2024 17 дней назад +2

    👍👍🙂 cool video you are the best

  • @Monkey_Fru
    @Monkey_Fru 17 дней назад +1

    CAN I PET THE DAWG? Xena can we keep this one? I'll feed her and clean the place, but can we keep her pls?🥺
    And once again great vid bud keep it up✨💪

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  17 дней назад

      I think she is an outstanding choice haha

  • @lljw9455
    @lljw9455 17 дней назад +2

    ~ I hope you’re doing well! Great Video!!❤}+’

  • @tshadowwolft4293
    @tshadowwolft4293 17 дней назад +2

    Dog girl..pretty

  • @SkullDog-69
    @SkullDog-69 17 дней назад +3

    Love your new video keep it up your Amazing 😎😎😎😎😎💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯 she's cute 🐕

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  17 дней назад +1

      Thank you HellCat! So glad you enjoyed it

    • @SkullDog-69
      @SkullDog-69 16 дней назад

      @@XenaAlexander your welcome😺😺😺😺

  • @Random_Pacifist_Sans
    @Random_Pacifist_Sans 16 дней назад +2

    i have no clue how i ended up here 😭😭😭😭😭

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  16 дней назад +1

      The addresss is the strange side of youtube, we have seats at the table but understand if you run

    • @Random_Pacifist_Sans
      @Random_Pacifist_Sans 16 дней назад

      Fluffy girl: Yes
      Cooked meals: yes
      Only things needed

  • @darylsam9208
    @darylsam9208 17 дней назад +1

    So U smelled me how I smelled haha

  • @djhonoregaming7963
    @djhonoregaming7963 17 дней назад +1

    0w0? Who's a good girl?
    10:59 AYO?!

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  17 дней назад

      Yeah the innuendo was strong with this one

  • @kriptonitegamer777
    @kriptonitegamer777 11 дней назад +1

    Did? Did your dog almost ruin that recording? And did you play it off in the smartest and smoothest way possible?

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  10 дней назад

      I improv, so any noise that pops up I usually work in

  • @red-pm1lg
    @red-pm1lg 15 дней назад +1

    So many red flags… too bad reds my favorite color

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  15 дней назад

      just put on red tinted glasses and its all normal

  • @Lumoona_08
    @Lumoona_08 17 дней назад +4

    ❤️🩷💕
    hi
    ❤️🩷💕

  • @antoniotrejo272
    @antoniotrejo272 5 дней назад

    I dont know if it is the insomnia, i not a furry but hear me out... she got A LOT of good points to offer, even real me was like going to work every mornng covered in fur might not be that bad.😅

  • @pupperking4166
    @pupperking4166 13 дней назад +1

    My dear Lord she's a total 10. crazy, bold, likes walks, possessive, ball fetcher, I need this woman in my life. woof woof 🐾

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  13 дней назад

      crazy is just a pink flag, not red, im sure :P

  • @douglaspope-gz1eq
    @douglaspope-gz1eq 17 дней назад +3

    ❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @donaldrbromley8683
    @donaldrbromley8683 16 дней назад +2

    Sign me up

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  16 дней назад +1

      It isnt a half bad proposition no?

    • @donaldrbromley8683
      @donaldrbromley8683 16 дней назад

      @@XenaAlexander I meant sign me up for the dog girl I would love to be that dude's position in the story my bad I should be more accurate about what I say, sorry

  • @Thomas-nt2nq
    @Thomas-nt2nq 9 дней назад +1

    God damn wish😂

  • @draygonkeal307
    @draygonkeal307 17 дней назад +2

    After i listen to this audio made me think of this character as wife material with the support and home cook meals which would be awesome

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  17 дней назад

      It seems to be what she is itching for

    • @draygonkeal307
      @draygonkeal307 16 дней назад

      @@XenaAlexander so either way it's a win