[Vinesauce] Joel - Spooky Saturday: Signal Simulator Mini-Cut #8
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- Опубликовано: 5 окт 2024
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I feel like for every one person trying to give joel legit advice there's like five people screwing with him.
"Joel check the bathroom"
Those five other people
@@darksoulsismycity not gonna say anything else but the bathroom people aren't screwing with him
@@andreyp_z *_no, no no no, no._*
Dark Souls is my city
As you can see in a later video there’s something there
Only five? Must have been a slow day.
Joel: *jokingly transmitting messages*
Grey: "hi"
Joel: D:
Joel:
⢀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣤⣶⣶ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣀⣀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠉⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠉⠁⠀⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⠿⠿⠻⠿⠿⠟⠿⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⢰⣹⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣭⣷⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠈⠉⠀⠀⠤⠄⠀⠀⠀⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢾⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⡠⠤⢄⠀⠀⠀⠠⣿⣿⣷⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢄⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿
Aliens: *We know you've been calling us boomers dickhead*
Grey: stonks
What's terrifying from Joel's perspective is that the dorito apparently looks extremely similar to the UFO he saw as a kid years ago. So for him it probably felt like a reunion with the beginning of his greatest fear.
Its his one true fear come to life in a videogame can you blame him XD
Lmfao it found him
@@SugarPopLauren "JOBEL, I HAVE TRANSCENDED CYBERSPACE TO--wait why is he screaming?"
"We come in peace"
"AAAAAHHH NEEJ NEEJ!!!!"
When is this
@@thomasira6103 The "We come in peace" message appears in the computer before the UFO shows up.
@@thomasira6103 7:52
It's great too because I just imagine the part where he's driving the golf cart I could see them being like "aw he's so excited he had to do a lap around the antenna arrays."
They didn't come in peace though, they kidnapped the player's coworker before the start of the game and made them kill their family. So his reaction is....... justified.
Aliums: Hello Earthman, how are yo-"
Joel: _Drives around in golf cart panicking and shouting in incoherent Swedish while swinging crowbar around like a maniac_
Aliums: So who's idea was to respond to him?
@@squirrelguy2195
It was Steve's idea. He always had poor social skills.
local SETI scientist witnesses giant dorito in the sky
This is underrated
SETI?
@@toaster575 Search for Extra Terrestrial Intelligence, basically the real life version of what's going on in the game.
It's the perfect character development. Around the first one, Joel was joking about being scared of the moon. Now he is.
I wonder if Joel ever watched Local 58...
8:57 You know everything is wrong when Jorbel start screaming in swedish
Joel: Sees a giant dorito in the sky
Also Joel: *NEEEEEJ, NEEEEEEEJ, NEEEEEEEEEJ*
Nej*
@@Lakarak Oh sorry, I will edit it
Also when he gets quiet. Joel is never quiet.
nae nae
@@Lakarak gay*
Joel: I could call this the finale
Everyone: :(
He doesn't know that there is actuslly bigger things
It should not be the finale unless he gets beamed up a spaceship and gets his ass probed
This is really sad tbh and it was so much fun watching him playing it
But I respect that it really scare him
I can't believe after all this time of nothingness, he's going to end right after something has finally happened
I think I heard that he's going to continue signal simulator in this week's spooky saturday? idk
In this one, Joel gets scared by:
-A UFO (8:56)
-The noise of a UFO (7:02)
-Intense music (8:48)
-A UFO taking off (10:38)
And also:
-Thunder (13:00)
-A helicopter (13:12)
-A shadow of a helicopter (3:50)
-A bugged sunset (13:03)
-The red light of a golf cart (11:00)
-The Moon (10:26)
-A light in the night sky (8:25)
-A space transmission (2:51)
-Text on a screen (4:00)
-Hitting a rail in a golf cart (10:03)
-Text on a screen again (7:58)
-A computer noise, twice (0:58)
-The front of a car (12:06)
-A garage (Every episode)
-A model loading in (11:55)
-An FPS drop (6:05)
-Him turning off the lights in a room (5:22)
-Literally appearing in a room (13:35)
-A model bug on a satellite dish (4:36)
do it in order
An FPS drop lmao
The "computer noises" was the signal sound
Really hope joel continues SS just so he see's T H E C U B E S
Bathroom resistance is futile.
what are T H E C U B E S?
What about the huge eye in the sunset?
@Rafael Suprayogi Nope, he's referring to the giant fuckoff eye that can appear and blot out the sun.
@@Mate_Antal_Zoltan A shit ton of borg ships from Star Trek show up.
"I've seen the biggest thing ever. How can I top that?" Oh, Joel... You have no idea.
Aliens are just gamers in disguise
*they just can't go the bathroom*
That explains why their UFO was shaped like a Dorito
*_GO TO THE BATHROOM! YOU'RE SHITTING YOURSELF!_*
Brainwave 101 n-nooo just one more probe...
*DISGUSTANG!*
Hate to be that guy, despite the name, but, "they just can't go TO the bathroom"
Warning: Bottom right is mega spooky this video. Please do not look if you are a worried boy.
Dude, I got *2* crowbars
I ain't scared of shit!
shit
Omg I just looked nd funnee screamed
On this episode Joel gets scared and turns into a horse.
The issue with chat trying to get Joel to the bathroom constantly is that if you're too slow between triggering the event and opening the bathroom door nothing happens. Chat has to tell Joel multiple times before he starts moving and by then it's already too late.
Same with the garage, can't see the alien if you leave the door open or if you're too slow.
Finally, there are spookier shit still in the game so I hope Joel does more streams of it.
Wait, you mean there actually are aliens in the bathroom?
@@duuqnd Ye :) Outside the bathroom window.
I feel like he knows about the bathroom ecchi hence why he refused to meet it.
@@raito6689 the bathroom excuse me
The war of the worlds Tripod shit scared the fuck outta me when I played.
Oh man I can’t wait until Joel sees the other event signals.
I think he's done playing the game unfortunately.
He got another one, but didnt go out and see the gaiant triopod
@@jesusramirezromo2037 when was that?
L
i want him to see the giant robot dude from in the horizon, the cubes and the mother ship
Went to check this game out on steam and the very first review for it I see just says "Joel, check the bathroom please"
9:13
Joel: See a flying spicy Dorito
Also Joel: *make the Jojo's Technique*
Nigurundayooo chat!!!
In this video: Viking gets scared by space dorito
And says nej and dual wields crowbars
Thank you for supplying us with bite-sized Jobels.
Joel whenever he sees a measly flying saucer
*turns into a distressed horse*
I've been waiting for this mini-cut. That reaction of Joel blacking out from panic and having to check the clips to see what he did leaves me in tears.
Now we see truely scared Joel, and I love this side of Joel
"Is bitcoin as a currency dying?"
Well uh
You know joel has soiled pantaloon when he reverts back to swedish NEJ NEJ NEJ
I hope we get to see more of this game. It was an amazing playthrough and it was one of the few I followed up on everytime it was on my feed. It was the perfect mix of just Joel shooting the shit without much happening with chunks of absolute insanity
7:55 Right when that sound played the street lights outside my house turned off
Alien: _I, blorg gazorpgazorp have a dream..._
I felt for joel in this one. I genuinely thought that there wasn't gonna be any big alien scares and then bam all at once.
Never have I seen a game scare Joel as much as this. It's glorious.
It taps directly into his personal fears, so it definitely is getting a reaction out of him.
When joel sees the price of bitcoin and dogecon...
I thought that this game wasnt scary only give that feeling but this is some serius spooky stuff
Joel: *shitposting*
Aliens: Yo whats up
Joel: NEEJ NEEJ NEEJ
Teacher: Okay Kids what sound do horses make?
Jobles: 8:58
Bruh that knuckle crack sounded like a glow stick breaking (2:43)
8:23
"You cannot sleep when enemies are nearby."
9:10 (ish) *Asks where the golf cart is while passing the car*
Nah, that car doesn't have an engine. That's why ya can't use it.
I like how the transmission said 'Grey: We have detected a transmission from Earth' or whatever. Like a screenplay. Like something not even trying to be realistic at this point.
This game doesn’t really have any intense horror but Joel’s freakout and his crazy imagination make it so much more fun.
Still love how concerned he was with locking the doors just to run outside as soon as an actual thing happened
*FINALLY, THE ALBIYENS HAVE COME*
New crypto: Jobles
Jobless
instead of having the crowbar, he should have the super shotgun from doom 2
Yeah I don't even feel safe having it while playing Half-Life
maybe something more like the Gravity gun, so it feels more like Gmod, like it's all a sandbox and nothing really matters
Nah he needs the Tau Cannon now that there's UFOs floating over his base
@@Eira_ id love to see a recreation of the map and then you could use the gravity gun for fun
Nah, the one from Doom 2016
@@Soulraven2735 but the one in Doom 2 is more overpowered
I like how Joel reverts to Swedish and starts saying "nej nej nej" instead of "no no no"
Greys: We come in peace.
Joel: *going fast as fuck in the golf cart while slowly losing his sanity just to avoid any contact*
Joel: *sends transmission *
Alien: *see transmission, come to Joel *
Joel: NEJ! NEJ! NEJ! *runs *
He's like a kid fucking around with a radio then the army shows up.
Imagine if Joel got knocked out and brought to the IRL array this game is based on and everything was set up like the game
he would probably go nuts and eject himself from the mortal coils
I think if Joel was forced to watch the film *The Fourth Kind* it would actually kill him.
0:27 joel managed to perfectly recreate the bonk sound
'No! My STONKS! I put my house up for Dogecoin!'
The prophet has spoken!
Jesus joel acts like hes actually going to be abducted
I'm proud of Joel, he's a real Joestar, he used the secret technique
that beginning joke aged like a fine wine
Now watch me whip
Now watch me 8:58
The aliens: We come in peace, now we ask you to vacate your construction of communication and-
Joel: NAY NAY NAY NAY NAY NAY I’M GETTING IN THE FUCKING GOLF CART AND LEAVING NAY
I still think "Horse Joel" is the greatest reaction ever to the UFO.
Joel's fear of everything makes every small spook that much more relatable like you're there with him escaping from the aliens
Swedish Manchild contacts aliens. Aliens question why they responded.
The ship is a giant Dorito because they come from the Cheese planet
Joel: “I’m locking all of the doors!”
Also Joel: *Runs past car and uses the golf cart to escape*
Joel: talks shit about ayy lmaos
Ayy Lmaos: we gonna pull up on yo crib
Joel: *scared swedish noises*
I hope Joel comes back to this game. These slow burn streams are both comfy and hilarious.
During his awards stream he brought up his alien jumpscare prank and mentioned that he would be coming back to this game!
Take a shot whenever Joel hits the pause button, but make sure you have 911 on ready dial
"I'll have the crowbar ready in case we need extreme violence"
*aliens show up*
*Joel runs far away*
the sweet, sweet irony of joel saying "don't visit me" to the aliens and then having a category 6 sweden moment.
Best freakout ever
The sound I heard when my dad went into the stable with a giant stick as well as the horse : 8:58
This is the second-best thing of watching people freaking out on a game! The first? Womble playing Alien: Isolation, obviously.
Imagine you’re the aliens and say you come in peace then you just see Joel dashing off
UFOPORNOOOOOOOOOOO better make the next mini-cut or i'll riot
I watch this going "haha Joel it's only a game" while im sitting with my back to the wall and all the lights on,windows closed, and door barricaded
8:56 a look through the eyes of a very startled horse
Giant Dorito in the space won't be the first thing he will be scared of this hard. There will be something even more interesting coming from above.
Jorbel : I guess that's it, how can we top that?
Oh you silly goose
I love this serie so much
>how can I top that?
By checking the bathroom!
It's remarkable how realistic this game is. The alien ship matches the descriptions given by actual witnesses across the world.
2:26 FORESHADOWING
i really wish this game had a community around it and the dev put more events into it, i would love if at some point youd get aliens your base for 1 night and youd have to hide or smth,,and if they get you it just loses your night's progress, smth thats not in your face but still kind of a *danger* to certain events yknow?
or just a mob to fuck with joel or smth
This game is actually genius
These streams are so damn entertaining, jesus
NEJ NEJ NEJ NEJ NEJ NEJ NEJ NEJ
Joel: "I'm going to play a game that is designed around Aliens and a degree of horror and suspense!"
Also Joel: "I AM GOING TO IGNORE LITERALLY EVERYTHING."
I do love watching Jobel play Signal Simulator, but **MAN** is he a coward.
8:45 If this bit ever gets animated I kinda want to see him turn into a horse as soon as he spots the space dorito. And then show him driving around in the little golf cart like a small panicked animal while the ship-thing just looms there unmoving.
"We could call this the FINALE of signal simulator, how can we top that?"
sure Joel
I watched the whole playlist 4 times now. It's sad that he decided not to stream signal simulator anymore
Please dont be the finale, these are so good!
3:05 strong bad reference on point 👌🏽
As interesting as this game is its severely hindered by the fact that there is no death state or any actual threat to it. All of the events and other crazy things that can happen are just that, events. Something big and scary shows up, it hangs out for a bit, and then it leaves.
It can be fun to discover these and they can still be fairly creepy but They lose a significant amount of there intended reaction when you realize that they’re harmless. People still do enjoy this game a lot and I’m not gonna tell them what they can and cant like but i feel like an option to have these events pose some kind of danger that the player has to at least hide from would make things a bit more interesting. It doesn’t even necessarily have to be something that kills you.
Maybe for the giant dorito event if you stay inside or around the base you get abducted and the screen fades to black only for you to wake up the following morning.
Im not saying the game has to turn into a friggin shooter every time aliens show up. It just feels like there should be more to the events then just something weird and usually fucking massive showing up and then leaving. It would be way more impactful if they did something or left their mark on the base in some way.
I think this game needs an abduction scene similar to the one in 'fire in the sky'
The game is Signal Simulator. The aliens are just a bonus to spook you in an otherwise chill game
Roope.T. Hoo boy that in first person would be amazing. Imagine using the bed and suddenly you wake up surrounded by aliens digging around in your chest. That shit would be horrifying. Maybe even after that event triggers random beeps and boops sometimes start coming from your body and you can see better in the dark or somthing
0:25 joel can see into the future
this is so fuuny😻love you joel, thanks man👽
Joel being Scared is so refreshing, like fuel for my Soul.
*THE ALIENS ... THEYRE FRENCH*
The best fcking episode, holy shit
I think the game's goal will be to catch all the paranormal activity (maybe by a camera).
"How can I top that?"
HE DOESN'T KNOW OMEGALUL
Ayyleyen has been identified
It seems like Joel missed the spookiest event in the game, in which a tripod from War of the Worlds appears on the horizon, simply because he was too scared to look outside. I love his streams, but man, does he piss me off sometimes.
Nahh, spookiest event is the UFO that got shot down by the US gov
Dude literally has childhood ptsd regarding aliens so yeah, it's excusable here kinda.
Considering Joel didn't like the Aliens Easter egg, it probably would have been the same way with this
that was just his adoptive dad coming home to watch veggietales with him
>soulless Godless Demons
This but Unironically is what aliens really are.
If only Joel actually put stocks in Doge