Rapping on 12 different drugs

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  • Опубликовано: 16 янв 2025

Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @CrankLucas
    @CrankLucas  4 месяца назад +1414

    My album STONE COLD out on all platforms here: shorturl.at/EPxYb
    This beat "Top Down" is available @ cranklucas.com
    Whats your favorite drug?

    • @McDoubleMaximus
      @McDoubleMaximus 4 месяца назад +36

      Did you do the drugs or did you act like you did

    • @jjed002
      @jjed002 4 месяца назад +60

      @@McDoubleMaximuspretty sure dude was acting lmao

    • @queenleo3257
      @queenleo3257 4 месяца назад +12

      Lean , Cocaine , Sugar And Crack Got Ittt 😭😭😭

    • @AChi__
      @AChi__ 4 месяца назад +9

      DOPE! But where's the one for bhath saltzzz 😂

    • @PeterCocaine-gu7fp
      @PeterCocaine-gu7fp 4 месяца назад +9

      @slungus18 he would of died if he took all those drugs

  • @blackqweenmars
    @blackqweenmars 3 месяца назад +27607

    The title had me thinking that he was going to take every single drug and then start rapping for real

  • @aeblink1332
    @aeblink1332 4 месяца назад +14182

    alcohol just sounds like your drunk uncle who doesn’t even know hes drunk yet but is literally one more sip away from passing out

    • @icu3869
      @icu3869 4 месяца назад +158

      …Anyone who say I drink all the time be LYING. Only drink when I’m awake.,..

    • @AniyaGray-ox8we
      @AniyaGray-ox8we 4 месяца назад +33

      My uncle fr

    • @empyie666
      @empyie666 4 месяца назад +24

      this is me wtf this is so fucking funny

    • @DHunter_47
      @DHunter_47 3 месяца назад

      @@icu3869 The Kingdom of God is at Hand
      John 3:16
      King James Version
      16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

    • @EBKBooka_RM3L
      @EBKBooka_RM3L 3 месяца назад +12

      Lmfaoo I Literally Got A Unkle That Rap Like That

  • @theboywonder4302
    @theboywonder4302 4 месяца назад +19995

    You know perc was spitting hot fire in his head 😂

    • @blazingstar9638
      @blazingstar9638 4 месяца назад +158

      😂😂😂😂

    • @WolfRaven-jm1cm
      @WolfRaven-jm1cm 4 месяца назад +138

      No .. he absolutely was not ...

    • @Only_Ameen04
      @Only_Ameen04 4 месяца назад +80

      Hero and Fetan is also up there

    • @dashdash2939
      @dashdash2939 4 месяца назад +92

      shoulda dressed like Future or Yeat for that one fr

    • @citysick
      @citysick 4 месяца назад +2

      @@WolfRaven-jm1cmlolllllllll

  • @sabbyRina529.
    @sabbyRina529. 3 месяца назад +862

    "I'm disrespecting your house, I'm jumping on your furniture, fuck this house" lmao

    • @FrankGrimes-l1b
      @FrankGrimes-l1b 2 месяца назад +100

      He said "fuck yo couch"

    • @Johan-ig9jf
      @Johan-ig9jf 2 месяца назад

      Coc aine is a hell of a drug​@@FrankGrimes-l1b

    • @islandgirlnycbk
      @islandgirlnycbk 2 месяца назад +18

      Yeah, it was the line from Chapelle Show 😆

    • @ShadeOps45
      @ShadeOps45 2 месяца назад +14

      *"FUCK YO COUCH, CHARLIE MURPHY!!! THEY SHOULDA NEVER GAVE YOU NINJAS MONEY!!!!"*

    • @MultilinguistGlobalFitBlessed
      @MultilinguistGlobalFitBlessed Месяц назад

      @@islandgirlnycbk *Chappelle, not Chapelle. Since you’re a hypocrite, correcting your other dumb, brainless friends. No new friends here. My insult works anywhere on social media. Most notably under trailer trash crime videos and rap videos

  • @BastetMusic
    @BastetMusic 4 месяца назад +6569

    Lean being Chopped & Screwed is a god-tier touch

    • @SomethingToThinkAbout2002
      @SomethingToThinkAbout2002 4 месяца назад +30

      Yes!

    • @mlgdoge2209
      @mlgdoge2209 4 месяца назад +174

      RIP DJ SCREW

    • @lijjybabes4084
      @lijjybabes4084 4 месяца назад +8

      🔥🔥

    • @DHunter_47
      @DHunter_47 3 месяца назад

      @@SomethingToThinkAbout2002 The Kingdom of God is at Hand
      John 3:16
      King James Version
      16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

    • @yoshiyoshi6
      @yoshiyoshi6 3 месяца назад +41

      RIP DJ SCREW 🔩

  • @ThatVeganTeacherSlayer
    @ThatVeganTeacherSlayer 3 месяца назад +5006

    I love how literally any part of this video could be in an actual song

    • @RochellB46
      @RochellB46 3 месяца назад +47

      Right 😂 all of it is good

    • @BurloBrandoVonBando
      @BurloBrandoVonBando 3 месяца назад +41

      Well he engineers so probably heard so many bars by this time

    • @Ghost_Token
      @Ghost_Token 3 месяца назад +26

      Percocet included?

    • @0linde
      @0linde 3 месяца назад +32

      ​@Ghost_Token yep. instrumental break.

    • @digitaldissapointment
      @digitaldissapointment 3 месяца назад +2

      Also percocet?

  • @chrisdavis3551
    @chrisdavis3551 4 месяца назад +13034

    "my blood type is Nyquil." almost killed me

    • @WhosierDaddy
      @WhosierDaddy 4 месяца назад +98

      It’s a Texas thing. 😂

    • @QuintonBryant-v4c
      @QuintonBryant-v4c 4 месяца назад

      The prophet Isaiah saw the same picture Jesus described when He said, "I saw Satan falling from heaven as a flash of lightning!" (Luke 10:18). Because of Satan's pride and arrogance, he was cast out of heaven. He rebelliously and boldly asserted himself with five "I wills":
      "I will ascend to heaven and [I will] set my throne above God's stars. I will preside on the mountain of the gods far away in the north. I will climb to the highest heavens and [I will] be like the Most High" (Isaiah 14:13-14, bold added).
      How unthinkable it is for any creature to consider exalting himself above God! There in the veiled and shadowy reality of eternity past, God judged Satan's rebellion, and he was thrust like lightning from heaven!
      Only what is submitted to God can remain with God. May we never be found with pride, exalting ourselves above God. He alone will be exalted in heaven. "Be exalted, O God, above the highest heavens. May your glory shine over all the earth" (Psalm 57:11).Romans 10:11 NLT
      [11] As the Scriptures tell us, “Anyone who trusts in him will never be disgraced.”
      bible.com/bible/116/rom.10.11.NLT

    • @GrimyHoes
      @GrimyHoes 4 месяца назад

      fye bar🤣🔥

    • @JuanGarcia-zy8yw
      @JuanGarcia-zy8yw 4 месяца назад +18

      Bruh 😂😂😂

    • @DoubleOahSixers
      @DoubleOahSixers 4 месяца назад +6

      💪🏾💯🤙🏾

  • @guardinmusic
    @guardinmusic 3 месяца назад +60

    "my blood type is nyquil" had me wheezing

    • @RMSLtnick
      @RMSLtnick 5 дней назад

      shit not you tooo breathe bro

  • @kamikazyori2130
    @kamikazyori2130 4 месяца назад +12272

    That "weed" is a normal Wiz Khalifa vibe

  • @austinsutherland4365
    @austinsutherland4365 4 месяца назад +5701

    #1 Crack
    #2 Caffeine
    #3 Lean

    • @boboloko
      @boboloko 4 месяца назад +100

      I like the correct way you spelled 'caffeine.'

    • @austinsutherland4365
      @austinsutherland4365 4 месяца назад +224

      @@boboloko Yeah it's almost like phones correct spelling mistakes

    • @shaunthomas3826
      @shaunthomas3826 4 месяца назад +8

      Lmao perfect

    • @FATTY2019
      @FATTY2019 4 месяца назад +36

      caf-FIEND

    • @Michaelkaydee
      @Michaelkaydee 4 месяца назад +5

      Fentanyl...

  • @shyannabuckner8682
    @shyannabuckner8682 3 месяца назад +2666

    The fentanyl part omg😭

    • @taywiley5566
      @taywiley5566 3 месяца назад +51

      i cried 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

    • @meekserge6300
      @meekserge6300 3 месяца назад +55

      It killed me for real💀💀💀

    • @allankafue455
      @allankafue455 3 месяца назад +22

      I died 😂😂😂

    • @MrAceSpades
      @MrAceSpades 3 месяца назад

      @@meekserge6300killed him too

    • @kingmozes1620
      @kingmozes1620 3 месяца назад +18

      @@allankafue455 so did he-

  • @averyphillips8782
    @averyphillips8782 3 месяца назад +74

    3:15 “Ain’t no way I jus did all that in 5mins” lmfao 😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀

    • @tacotago000
      @tacotago000 2 месяца назад +4

      “Wait whose kids did I just pick up”

  • @CallMeVanEl
    @CallMeVanEl 4 месяца назад +9670

    "crack is the people's drug because you can smell what the rock is cooking OOO!" 😂

    • @alphavegas1
      @alphavegas1 4 месяца назад +114

      Bars 😂😂😂😂

    • @FATTY2019
      @FATTY2019 4 месяца назад +76

      Can't believe that went over my head at first 🤦‍♂️

    • @TheOnlyEv
      @TheOnlyEv 4 месяца назад +51

      That part took me out 🤣🤣

    • @yuanxiu37
      @yuanxiu37 4 месяца назад +2

      Good dope

    • @THEBARASSOCIATIONBRC-fe5vb
      @THEBARASSOCIATIONBRC-fe5vb 4 месяца назад +4

      Talk to themmmmm

  • @delphineblue
    @delphineblue 4 месяца назад +4750

    “Yo- im not as think as you drunk I am”. I was NOT prepared for that 😝😅😂

    • @mynameisnotgirl8184
      @mynameisnotgirl8184 4 месяца назад +71

      I couldn’t feel MY face anymore because I couldn’t stopI laughing for about 20 minutes straight and kept rewinding before moving forward, lol!!!!!

    • @600wheel
      @600wheel 4 месяца назад +3

      You must be a kid cause that’s fk as old!!

    • @shayobrien8759
      @shayobrien8759 4 месяца назад +89

      Stole that from Panic! 😉😂

    • @icu3869
      @icu3869 4 месяца назад +27

      …yOoou don evEn underSttand …🫵🤤🍻

    • @ForeFX
      @ForeFX 4 месяца назад +57

      panic at the disco reference

  • @davidsiatatgaming
    @davidsiatatgaming 4 месяца назад +2864

    alcohol is literally benzino crying about eminem a few months ago

    • @phillyBeats
      @phillyBeats 4 месяца назад +38

      I just noticed the referance

    • @mouhameduzi667
      @mouhameduzi667 4 месяца назад +6

      😹😹😹

    • @analogalien651
      @analogalien651 4 месяца назад +6

      Game too

    • @fira3reo
      @fira3reo 4 месяца назад +8

      I love you Maaaan!

    • @DHunter_47
      @DHunter_47 3 месяца назад

      @@phillyBeats The Kingdom of God is at Hand
      John 3:16
      King James Version
      16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

  • @Kerxxed.
    @Kerxxed. 3 месяца назад +338

    2:49 why is we beefing we supposed to be bros 😔

  • @andreasb8232
    @andreasb8232 4 месяца назад +2174

    The Lean sends me right back to 2005 southern hiphop

    • @snazzydrew
      @snazzydrew 4 месяца назад +55

      that lean threw me straight back to houston.

    • @A.D.907
      @A.D.907 4 месяца назад +89

      ​@@shaunthomas3826 When tf Houston become midwest

    • @shaunthomas3826
      @shaunthomas3826 4 месяца назад +10

      @@A.D.907 its the south, but when I lived in Texas people and jobs would say mid west. So I just went with it.

    • @A.D.907
      @A.D.907 4 месяца назад +13

      @@shaunthomas3826 Where in Texas were they saying that

    • @YourGraceMyLady
      @YourGraceMyLady 4 месяца назад +2

      @@shaunthomas3826texas ppl call it the Midwest? I always thought it was the sw. But I guess it makes sense. Minnesota isn’t the north west.

  • @temboyandougala9004
    @temboyandougala9004 3 месяца назад +1997

    0:23 the idiotic laughter is so accurate 😂

    • @Teutobrasileira
      @Teutobrasileira 3 месяца назад +25

      I LOVE your pfp (MCR fan)

    • @faqihrahdika
      @faqihrahdika 3 месяца назад +9

      ​@@Teutobrasileirawhat do you know bout MCR

    • @daario4278
      @daario4278 3 месяца назад +2

      Nice pfp

    • @Teutobrasileira
      @Teutobrasileira 3 месяца назад +15

      @@faqihrahdika what do you want to know? I dont know every detail, cause Im new to MCR, but I REALY like them

    • @s1storm
      @s1storm 3 месяца назад

      Tf you mean what do you know abt MCR🙏💀
      You can be a fan by enjoying their music.​@@faqihrahdika

  • @thatdudetrippp
    @thatdudetrippp 4 месяца назад +2810

    "Im not as think as you drunk i am"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    hell nah Crank!!

    • @Walen233
      @Walen233 4 месяца назад +3

      Kuba Knap in "Zbyt dziabnięty" already said "nie jestem tak myślisz jak pijany, że jestem"

    • @keep_it_low_bro
      @keep_it_low_bro 4 месяца назад +15

      😂😂😂😂 I'm glad I stopped drinking

    • @Walen233
      @Walen233 4 месяца назад +6

      @@keep_it_low_bro we all should

    • @KlixNKlitz
      @KlixNKlitz 4 месяца назад +1

      Devin the dude line…
      Does any beer want another body?

    • @AngelXStrong
      @AngelXStrong 4 месяца назад +40

      No this man did not hit a Panic! At The Disco. Imma need you to cut Beebo a check 😂😂

  • @The.Lady.Leighton
    @The.Lady.Leighton 3 месяца назад +246

    Caffeine went hard AF... that's me. 🤣 That and sugar. All of them were funny btw. Perocet, Heroin, and especially Fentanyl took me OUT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @MCO860
      @MCO860 18 дней назад +1

      it bout took me out to.

  • @mauikashh1722
    @mauikashh1722 4 месяца назад +15679

    The fentanyl part had me 💀

  • @psyche_therainsilk
    @psyche_therainsilk 3 месяца назад +710

    2:24 “I’m not as think as you drunk I am”, so wise.

    • @mstoi38
      @mstoi38 2 месяца назад +10

      😂😂😂

    • @qatquest
      @qatquest 2 месяца назад +19

      Panic at the disco line

    • @JackKendaddy_tangerine
      @JackKendaddy_tangerine 2 месяца назад +4

      ​@@qatquest YES

    • @meek6777
      @meek6777 11 дней назад

      Don't threaten me with a good time

  • @phil_gaming8477
    @phil_gaming8477 3 месяца назад +503

    cocaine turned him into gucci mane

    • @Spotleopard6665
      @Spotleopard6665 3 месяца назад +7

      I was thinking 2 chains

    • @fuckmeright
      @fuckmeright 3 месяца назад

      Oj da juice man

    • @REM1X2807
      @REM1X2807 3 месяца назад

      @@Spotleopard66652 Cheinz

    • @ErickaAllin-c5s
      @ErickaAllin-c5s 3 месяца назад

      But crack make him Kendrink Lamar crack part its fire 😂

    • @gatoiel
      @gatoiel Месяц назад

      Coke flow its like takeof,crack jayrock😂

  • @tonyvolley6365
    @tonyvolley6365 2 месяца назад +45

    Amazing. Alot of his work feels like could have been multiple Boondocks episodes, skits for The Chappelle Show, live comedy specials and actual writing for established or up and coming rappers

  • @andrewhollander654
    @andrewhollander654 3 месяца назад +1128

    “F**k yo couch” Rick James would be proud 😂

    • @coolerpieceofbeef
      @coolerpieceofbeef 3 месяца назад +26

      Jd Vance would be proud

    • @IAmYourDoom
      @IAmYourDoom 3 месяца назад +3

      ​@@coolerpieceofbeefMy thoughts exactly 😂

    • @Theweirdunicorn69
      @Theweirdunicorn69 3 месяца назад +8

      J.D Vance core

    • @TheLongDon
      @TheLongDon 3 месяца назад

      ​@@coolerpieceofbeefMan y'all love to make up disinformation when it benefits you and complain like babies when it doesn't 😂

    • @stickss22
      @stickss22 3 месяца назад

      I’m Rick James b*tch

  • @JT1698
    @JT1698 4 месяца назад +1916

    Ngl I thought Acid was just gonna be him screaming into the mic 😂

    • @CrazyBunniePanda
      @CrazyBunniePanda 3 месяца назад +37

      Sounded like Kanye to me 😭

    • @schplorgus
      @schplorgus 3 месяца назад +40

      ​@@Gorilla7738 Depends on the trip honestly

    • @rxblmao1167
      @rxblmao1167 3 месяца назад +22

      @@schplorgusno lol tf tpya L u taking 😊

    • @slursi2981
      @slursi2981 3 месяца назад +24

      @@schplorgusthat is not normal at all, having trip anxiety is completely different than screaming at the top of your lungs. I have never once seen anybody do that even whilst taking it at SCHOOL. screaming while on a substance like that is a one way trip to the psyche ward lol, not smart.

    • @sagiren
      @sagiren 3 месяца назад +7

      Nah but laying on your couch going "this ain't funny man" is more accurate for a bad trip

  • @AquariumBoy55
    @AquariumBoy55 3 месяца назад +1649

    0:00 Weed
    0:34 Cocaine
    1:11 Perocent
    1:18 Lean
    1:49 Crack
    2:16 Heroin
    2:21 Alcohol
    2:55 Caffine
    3:29 Fentanyl
    3:40 Acid
    4:10 Molly
    4:38 Sugar

  • @MenacefromNY
    @MenacefromNY 3 месяца назад +13

    4:38 “I just popped a Batman NaNaNaNaNaNa” 🦇 😂😂😂

  • @Me_Ayoka
    @Me_Ayoka 4 месяца назад +1103

    "Hit you with the flacka ka ka ka ka til you eh eh"
    I'm done🤣🤣🤣

    • @fashie_
      @fashie_ 3 месяца назад +26

      ts went hard for no reason tho fr 🔥🔥🗣

  • @toomanycactus3138
    @toomanycactus3138 4 месяца назад +651

    Loved the acid rap “It’s just something I can feel but can’t explain” was deep fr

    • @dasooka
      @dasooka 3 месяца назад +8

      yeah not everyone can understand this sh

    • @cassiepayne6704
      @cassiepayne6704 3 месяца назад +2

      He couldn't have said it any better! 😂

    • @kingsofwrestlingpicfed
      @kingsofwrestlingpicfed 3 месяца назад +4

      the background slowly moving the way it did was the perfect touch too

  • @RedPenguin2
    @RedPenguin2 4 месяца назад +2105

    "I'm gonna jump on yo furniture! Fuck yo couch!" 😂

  • @DosmoniqueFrank
    @DosmoniqueFrank 2 месяца назад +46

    1:30 Bun B vibes 😂😂

  • @IDoubleJ
    @IDoubleJ 4 месяца назад +2046

    Public Service Album

  • @YourGrannysThong
    @YourGrannysThong 3 месяца назад +323

    This dude is stupidly underappreciated and absolutely deserves more recognition and respect. Unbelievably talented. Theres not many artists who can jump on any beat and kill any style, any rhyme scheme, who can be serious or funny like Crank Lucas. Even when he's just clowing, making fun of other styles, he bodies it. Much respect

    • @MultilinguistGlobalFitBlessed
      @MultilinguistGlobalFitBlessed Месяц назад

      There ARE not many. (Not “there’s- or there IS- not many”. And it’s CLOWNING 🤡, not CLOWing. Proofread and learn elementary English.

    • @YourGrannysThong
      @YourGrannysThong Месяц назад +2

      @MultilinguistGlobalFitBlessed relax lil fella.

  • @mauikashh1722
    @mauikashh1722 4 месяца назад +3780

    The perc got him stuck 😂😂

  • @ashliej6557
    @ashliej6557 3 месяца назад +20

    "My blood type is Nyquil"😂😂😂
    "You can smell what the Rock is cooking" that sounds like all the new age rappers

  • @1tsdking
    @1tsdking 4 месяца назад +1335

    3:29 Fentanyl rappers 💀😭😭🤣🤣🤣

    • @DHunter_47
      @DHunter_47 3 месяца назад +35

      The Kingdom of God is at Hand
      John 3:16
      King James Version
      16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

    • @i2ottenBannana
      @i2ottenBannana 3 месяца назад

      @@DHunter_47Mane shut the hell up

    • @devonnabroadnax8576
      @devonnabroadnax8576 3 месяца назад +2

      😂😂😂😭

    • @StevenGasberry
      @StevenGasberry 3 месяца назад +44

      Percocet and herion was funny but fentanyl topped em all 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭

    • @tammystarr9145
      @tammystarr9145 3 месяца назад +3

      😂🤣😂🤣☠️☠️

  • @ianowens1905
    @ianowens1905 3 месяца назад +412

    “I’m not as think as you drunk I am” not me thinking panic!

    • @Joseph-t2t
      @Joseph-t2t 3 месяца назад +4

      Glad I’m not the only one that thought that lol. Love PATD

    • @anon0325
      @anon0325 3 месяца назад

      me too!

    • @azureblue.567
      @azureblue.567 2 месяца назад

      I've been thinking about this line for nearly a week since I've found this video 😂😂

    • @islandgirlnycbk
      @islandgirlnycbk 2 месяца назад

      Damn it, my dad's been saying this forever n I thought he had made it up himself 😂😂 where is it from?

  • @arrayastarr777
    @arrayastarr777 3 месяца назад +718

    Brooo!! 😩 The f’kin thumbnail already took me out.. ESPECIALLY when I saw fentanyl 😩🤣😭

    • @ReapingTheHarvest
      @ReapingTheHarvest 3 месяца назад +8

      Lmao same. This is the first vid I've seen of his. Had to sub after that.

  • @Jackson-jk9ff
    @Jackson-jk9ff 2 месяца назад +4

    Zeeeesh one of the best thingd I’ve seen on RUclips for a while!
    The lyrics, the deeper sense, the video, the beat, his flow, Amazing!
    Wonderful work!

  • @HolyMateria
    @HolyMateria 4 месяца назад +1055

    Acid was too real 🙌🏾😂
    "It's like everything's connected, made from the same. It's just something I can feel but I can't explain." 💯💯💯

    • @aesop2733
      @aesop2733 4 месяца назад +54

      Fuckin Run DMT lmfao

    • @budgiecat9039
      @budgiecat9039 4 месяца назад +102

      That's because that's literally what acid does.
      It connects neurons in the brain that are normally not connected.
      I did a whole college paper on this once where I built a physical representation of the neural nodes of the brain using pins, and connected string. And made a side comparison to one where you're not on it to show the difference.
      I'll read to you an excerpt from it I still have:
      "this is your brain on Psilocybin where the neural nodes of the brain have now increased in the hundreds. the added thickness to the lines show how robust the signals have increased to carry information processes within the brain, opening up new avenues. Over here however is your normal representation of interconnectedness of th nodes of your brain. These carry neurological signals within your brain usually 40 to 60 nodes"
      I got an A on that paper 😂

    • @Icky999
      @Icky999 4 месяца назад +5

      ​@@budgiecat9039 right foot creep ooh I'm walking w that heater

    • @SkeleSama
      @SkeleSama 4 месяца назад +2

      What the- Holy materia don't you got some shinobis to strike

    • @budgiecat9039
      @budgiecat9039 4 месяца назад +2

      @@Icky999 ahhh I hate that Fortnite emote 😤

  • @19birdgang33swoop
    @19birdgang33swoop 4 месяца назад +583

    Percocet,.....just let the beat ride

    • @angel_numbers
      @angel_numbers 4 месяца назад +48

      Heroin too 🤣🤣🤣

    • @2psycho888
      @2psycho888 4 месяца назад +18

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm sorry but that shit was hilarious 🤣🤣 I'm goin to hell

    • @RodhiShartedHarded
      @RodhiShartedHarded 4 месяца назад

      ​@@angel_numbersFentanyl too

    • @WolfRaven-jm1cm
      @WolfRaven-jm1cm 4 месяца назад +4

      He probably got one lyric in after a minute thirty of instrumental.

    • @RogerT-kt3zd
      @RogerT-kt3zd 4 месяца назад +2

      Thats an interesting way to put it, i was thinking more towards letting the ride beat

  • @Mayoabl
    @Mayoabl 3 дня назад +3

    "I aint acid rap but i rap on acid" -Eminem

  • @BLACKXOIV
    @BLACKXOIV 4 месяца назад +1043

    My blood type is NyQuil 😂😂💀💀 1:41

    • @TobiyahTafari
      @TobiyahTafari 4 месяца назад +11

      😂😂😂😂

    • @geniusjones4234
      @geniusjones4234 4 месяца назад +12

      BAR literally

    • @youtubechannel4792
      @youtubechannel4792 4 месяца назад +5

      I was just about to comment that line went pretty hard

    • @Blunt_Man
      @Blunt_Man 3 месяца назад +2

      Thought he was gonna say hi tech or actavis, I remember hearing those used to be the best manufacturers of lean lol

    • @Prod-MellowDrama
      @Prod-MellowDrama 3 месяца назад +4

      @@Blunt_Manyeah NyQuil isn’t lean but it does get u high (not safe do not try)

  • @12to12
    @12to12 3 месяца назад +419

    "Am not as think as you drunk I am"😂😂😂😂 bruh too emotional

    • @Jacob-2796
      @Jacob-2796 3 месяца назад +2

      It's an old gag. Birthday cards from auntie style, in fact

  • @Eddyeden11
    @Eddyeden11 4 месяца назад +491

    "I kicked her out in traffic when she told me to eat fruit." Savage. Bars. 😂

    • @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
      @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus 4 месяца назад +12

      The funny part is that fruit has gotten so high in sugar that they have had to stop giving it to zoo animals.

    • @dagtheking5739
      @dagtheking5739 4 месяца назад +1

      @@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus I like fruit sugar the most.

    • @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
      @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus 4 месяца назад +3

      @@dagtheking5739 I wanna make a joke so badly right now, I bet you do.

    • @RedBeard1620
      @RedBeard1620 4 месяца назад +4

      I mean, she didn't put respect on his sweetooth, what'd you expect him to do?

  • @TokaRivera
    @TokaRivera 3 месяца назад +52

    0:34 Josline Hernandez vibes 💀💀💀💀💀

  • @ChristopherSpeight-nn7lr
    @ChristopherSpeight-nn7lr 4 месяца назад +252

    The crack flow had me dying. The transmission line killed it😂

    • @MrKingkz
      @MrKingkz 2 месяца назад

      I know and the betamax line as well trust a crack ed to get things you havent seen since the 80s and try to sell you it lol

  • @fiyal6480
    @fiyal6480 4 месяца назад +1988

    Crack = Funniest
    Lean= best production
    Caffeine = spittin fire
    Fentanyl = cold
    Sugar = nasty wordplay
    👏🏾 👏🏾

    • @patrichpatterson5016
      @patrichpatterson5016 4 месяца назад +95

      Cold is a devious description for Fent 😂😂😂💀💀

    • @Kikasitsu
      @Kikasitsu 4 месяца назад +43

      I would say that Crack was *the smoothest* with the wordplay.
      References, jokes, things that actually do occur while you’re on the drug, and the finish.🔥🫡🔥

    • @Artsyca
      @Artsyca 4 месяца назад +3

      Is it for real???

    • @QuintonBryant-v4c
      @QuintonBryant-v4c 4 месяца назад

      The prophet Isaiah saw the same picture Jesus described when He said, "I saw Satan falling from heaven as a flash of lightning!" (Luke 10:18). Because of Satan's pride and arrogance, he was cast out of heaven. He rebelliously and boldly asserted himself with five "I wills":
      "I will ascend to heaven and [I will] set my throne above God's stars. I will preside on the mountain of the gods far away in the north. I will climb to the highest heavens and [I will] be like the Most High" (Isaiah 14:13-14, bold added).
      How unthinkable it is for any creature to consider exalting himself above God! There in the veiled and shadowy reality of eternity past, God judged Satan's rebellion, and he was thrust like lightning from heaven!
      Only what is submitted to God can remain with God. May we never be found with pride, exalting ourselves above God. He alone will be exalted in heaven. "Be exalted, O God, above the highest heavens. May your glory shine over all the earth" (Psalm 57:11).Romans 10:11 NLT
      [11] As the Scriptures tell us, “Anyone who trusts in him will never be disgraced.”
      bible.com/bible/116/rom.10.11.NLT

    • @QuintonBryant-v4c
      @QuintonBryant-v4c 4 месяца назад

      The prophet Isaiah saw the same picture Jesus described when He said, "I saw Satan falling from heaven as a flash of lightning!" (Luke 10:18). Because of Satan's pride and arrogance, he was cast out of heaven. He rebelliously and boldly asserted himself with five "I wills":
      "I will ascend to heaven and [I will] set my throne above God's stars. I will preside on the mountain of the gods far away in the north. I will climb to the highest heavens and [I will] be like the Most High" (Isaiah 14:13-14, bold added).
      How unthinkable it is for any creature to consider exalting himself above God! There in the veiled and shadowy reality of eternity past, God judged Satan's rebellion, and he was thrust like lightning from heaven!
      Only what is submitted to God can remain with God. May we never be found with pride, exalting ourselves above God. He alone will be exalted in heaven. "Be exalted, O God, above the highest heavens. May your glory shine over all the earth" (Psalm 57:11).Romans 10:11 NLT
      [11] As the Scriptures tell us, “Anyone who trusts in him will never be disgraced.”
      bible.com/bible/116/rom.10.11.NLT" (Isaiah 14:13-14,(Isaiah 16:4 NIV).

  • @allexanimation
    @allexanimation 3 месяца назад +288

    3:30 Man literally died for the video 💀

  • @IMNOTMTF
    @IMNOTMTF Месяц назад +3

    2:54 bro just motivated people to drink coffe😅

  • @fursakenedfool
    @fursakenedfool 4 месяца назад +245

    Crack definitely needs a full song

    • @lifer7774
      @lifer7774 3 месяца назад +6

      Hellyeah 🔥💯

  • @richiestarks609
    @richiestarks609 4 месяца назад +1042

    My blood type is NyQuil 😂😂😂😂😂 Crank Lucas doos dis.

    • @samwoods3430
      @samwoods3430 4 месяца назад +9

      S/O Screwston Texas baby 🤘🏿

    • @yoshiyoshi6
      @yoshiyoshi6 3 месяца назад +4

      R.I.P. DJ SCREW

  • @nicksmith1412
    @nicksmith1412 4 месяца назад +173

    That fentanyl was deadly bars lol...

  • @yeeaabooii9135
    @yeeaabooii9135 2 дня назад +2

    I can't believe I watched this 4 million times already.

  • @ChazBlanks
    @ChazBlanks 4 месяца назад +680

    The mega cut is amazing. Cocaine rapper is my favorite, with the Lean and Crack rapper coming in a close second and third, respectively.

    • @jeremymoton1552
      @jeremymoton1552 4 месяца назад +1

      Lol

    • @bappp0
      @bappp0 4 месяца назад +11

      crack rapper is just viper lmao

    • @rhcsw1682
      @rhcsw1682 4 месяца назад +12

      So, I did not want to admit that I liked the cocaine rapper too, then the caffeine rapper.

    • @ninaboosexy
      @ninaboosexy 4 месяца назад

      I'm straight weed and coffee ova here 🤣

    • @Delta-Noir
      @Delta-Noir 4 месяца назад +7

      Crack had the coldest flow to me haha and I got lean and caffeine coming in a close and far 2nd and 3rd, respectively. Lol

  • @RealizeRealeyz
    @RealizeRealeyz 4 месяца назад +159

    Percocet and H didn’t even spit a word 😂😂

    • @AntoinetteChanel
      @AntoinetteChanel 3 месяца назад +12

      And he nailed the facial expressions 🤣

    • @geraldmartinez8486
      @geraldmartinez8486 Месяц назад

      Nah, Perc was def spittin in his mind
      H will have you slept 10/10 times

  • @HermeticMushroom94
    @HermeticMushroom94 2 месяца назад +10

    2:40 Kendrick Lamar - God is Gangsta 😂😂😂

  • @loganmiller4919
    @loganmiller4919 4 месяца назад +169

    Love how the weed one is literally just a Wiz impression 😭🤣

    • @sanchez_luciano
      @sanchez_luciano 4 месяца назад +2

      nah currensy/2chainz

    • @haktanemirgurkan2010
      @haktanemirgurkan2010 День назад

      Wiz Khalifa probably died got cremated and got smoked by the crank Lucas guy for this

  • @rahmoore7682
    @rahmoore7682 3 месяца назад +447

    The "Fuck yo couch" had me 😅 Dave Chappell show "cocaine is a hell of a drug" rick james bitch lmao 😂

  • @jamnoise72
    @jamnoise72 3 месяца назад +435

    Sugar most legal drug out there! You can find it in everything you eat and drink!

    • @williamcompitello2302
      @williamcompitello2302 3 месяца назад +13

      Milk and ketchup has more than most people think.

    • @jamnoise72
      @jamnoise72 3 месяца назад +7

      @williamcompitello2302 Eveything they put it in. Even products that don't need it. In the US they even add sugar to bread!

    • @1kukis1
      @1kukis1 3 месяца назад

      Really , sugar is in everything we eat?? ketchup is made by tomatoes :) i can't belive it!! that must be a conspirace theory

    • @EASIllinois
      @EASIllinois 3 месяца назад +5

      lowkey thought sugar was slang for something else

    • @flarflecakes
      @flarflecakes 3 месяца назад +1

      @@jamnoise72 i mean yeah, most breads have at least some form of sugar.

  • @SonicUnleasher1
    @SonicUnleasher1 2 месяца назад +2

    3:26 whose kids did I pick up? Had me losing oxygen😂

  • @HaitianBxrbie
    @HaitianBxrbie 3 месяца назад +78

    LMFOAOAOOO “IM NOT AS THINK AS U DRUNK I AM” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ChristopherTrottier
    @ChristopherTrottier 4 месяца назад +95

    Every sober day living is a blessing.

  • @JustLivinItUp85
    @JustLivinItUp85 4 месяца назад +194

    The Perky got that man looking like he finna be hit with that Scorpion fatality 😂

  • @Sutelcapitalirs
    @Sutelcapitalirs 26 дней назад +32

    Psychedelics are just an amazing discovery. It's quite fascinating how effective they are for depression and stress..saved my life.

    • @calebsarah9985
      @calebsarah9985 26 дней назад +8

      Psychedelics definitely have potential to deal with health issues like anxiety and depression, I would like to try them but it's just hard to source out here.

    • @JoelMathew-qk1qh
      @JoelMathew-qk1qh 26 дней назад +8

      I'm feeling the same way too. I put so much on my plate and it definitelv affects mv stress and anxietv levels

    • @Edgarasmiskinis
      @Edgarasmiskinis 26 дней назад +4

      I was having this constant and unbearable anxiety because of university stress. Not until I came across Ted Winston, a very intelligent mycologist, He saved my life honestly.

    • @JordanRike
      @JordanRike 26 дней назад +2

      Is he on telegram?

    • @anitaknothy7572
      @anitaknothy7572 26 дней назад +4

      HE’S MOSTLY ON TELEGRAM, USING THE USERNAME

  • @RrraaDLeZ
    @RrraaDLeZ 4 месяца назад +359

    Bro was triping on HEROIN 2:17 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bawsbeauty1777
    @bawsbeauty1777 3 месяца назад +75

    “I wanna rock right now” @1:49
    Had me DYING!!!!!! 😂

  • @Rome_88
    @Rome_88 4 месяца назад +123

    "Pull up in the skiiiiirt, hop out with that yea yea, hit you with the flaka ka ka ka until you ehh ehh" 😂😂💀💀🔥🔥

  • @splycerrr
    @splycerrr 3 месяца назад +6

    Caffeine is the dad running around

  • @weakw1ll
    @weakw1ll 4 месяца назад +311

    0:45 MMMM NOT THE COUNTRY THE DISTRICT CAPITAL

  • @tonyreign5441
    @tonyreign5441 4 месяца назад +229

    Crumbling a Kit Kat in my milkshake sounds 🔥

    • @c.willie
      @c.willie 4 месяца назад +5

      No man. Don’t do it

  • @TexasBabyDee58
    @TexasBabyDee58 3 месяца назад +216

    1:40 “my blood type is nyquil” 😂😂 ik bro was doing some texas certified shit as soon as he sounded throwed 😭

  • @IllSpeakTheTruthForYou
    @IllSpeakTheTruthForYou 2 месяца назад +2

    I already knew bro was just finna be standing there for the percs😂

  • @fuchs9423
    @fuchs9423 3 месяца назад +53

    Props to that guy for taking all of these drugs for that video

  • @EsotericEric333
    @EsotericEric333 3 месяца назад +189

    This man actually cooking the mic up 😂🔥 fent clip had me weak!

    • @peacequeen_22
      @peacequeen_22 3 месяца назад +1

      I lost it at the fent clip 💀😂😂

  • @TheOnlyEv
    @TheOnlyEv 4 месяца назад +97

    Sugar Rapper underrated lmaoo "Candies, cookies, pies, yogurt, pudding cakes, I crumble up Kit-Kats in my milkshakes" 😂

  • @guitarteen2003
    @guitarteen2003 3 месяца назад +4

    2:23 why is this actually funny

  • @iheartstar_bandz
    @iheartstar_bandz 3 месяца назад +2552

    Alcohol: “I’m not as think as you drunk I am” 😭😭😭
    Like brooooo, I’m sooo dead rn😭😭😭
    Edit : tysm for all of the likes guys ilyyyy❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

    • @user-qq9pb9mg6m
      @user-qq9pb9mg6m 3 месяца назад +5

      Lmaoooooo

    • @nyx553
      @nyx553 3 месяца назад +6

      Lmfao 😂

    • @filipa99
      @filipa99 3 месяца назад +53

      isn't that a panic at the disco lyric

    • @sarahp2877
      @sarahp2877 3 месяца назад +25

      "And we all fell down. When the sun came up. I think we've had enough" it's from the song Don't threaten me with a good time.

    • @beatzsomirakulus5661
      @beatzsomirakulus5661 3 месяца назад +2

      I seen on a shirt n the fonts are all blurry on it. Ever since I seen that shirt. I always tell people I'm not as think as you high I am.😅pople like hi how are you? High....How are you?

  • @hondabikez
    @hondabikez 4 месяца назад +153

    The coke flow make me wanna listen to some gunplay!!😂

    • @reddsmoke904
      @reddsmoke904 4 месяца назад +2

      Gunplay do be sliding

    • @TheEnphamus84
      @TheEnphamus84 3 месяца назад

      that isht had me lit 🤣😂

  • @kmputertechsupplies2374
    @kmputertechsupplies2374 4 месяца назад +165

    Lean was clean af.
    But for the percc, you should have shouted momma

  • @ForsakenKingOfMurrica
    @ForsakenKingOfMurrica 2 месяца назад +1

    "Why is we beefin, we sposed to be bros" 😂

  • @antcan0376
    @antcan0376 3 месяца назад +42

    “I get high and fly I dont got to drive n drink” such a bar

  • @bluntblock
    @bluntblock 4 месяца назад +117

    "F#@% your couch" had me rollin'!!!
    😂😂😂

  • @JTPH1204
    @JTPH1204 4 месяца назад +255

    “I need a pound of sugar in my sweet tea, I like to call it iced diabetes✨.” NAH, THIS GOT ME CRACKING UP 😂😂

  • @rsoeykitkat
    @rsoeykitkat 3 месяца назад +1

    Respect to bro for dying from fentanyl and coming back to life to finish the video

  • @egg1645
    @egg1645 3 месяца назад +34

    I know a lot of folks have rightfully been shouting out how you transform between different speeds and styles, but I also gotta mention the creativity in your jokes

  • @youssefmeissara9609
    @youssefmeissara9609 3 месяца назад +278

    0:53 that ou ou aa aa was so true

    • @jellybelIy
      @jellybelIy 3 месяца назад +6

      ooo aaæ

    • @northendt8029
      @northendt8029 3 месяца назад +11

      Dog why I look at this when he said it

    • @Somebody0960
      @Somebody0960 3 месяца назад +3

      Well well well…

    • @luckzflwrs
      @luckzflwrs 3 месяца назад

      ​@@northendt8029 yt update

    • @x.x.x.x.x.0.0
      @x.x.x.x.x.0.0 3 месяца назад +1

      Came here for this bro lmaooooo

  • @hpblast
    @hpblast 3 месяца назад +77

    This is the perfect video for when you're having a bad day. The caffeine part has me in tears every time!

  • @mlggamer5296
    @mlggamer5296 4 месяца назад +181

    Hey , alcohol was just going through therapy session. The whole Rap session was a therapy session the whole time

  • @SSyymmoonnee
    @SSyymmoonnee 2 месяца назад +1

    “Alcohol “ is me fr. 😂😂🤦🏾‍♀️💯

  • @OpalChipp
    @OpalChipp 3 месяца назад +279

    1:49 Ayo why does Crack sound just like Doja Cat? Like that's her literal flow 💀💀

    • @Roshile8
      @Roshile8 3 месяца назад +24

      Must ain't heard of Danny Brown lol

    • @OpalChipp
      @OpalChipp 3 месяца назад +8

      @@Roshile8 I actually haven't so you're correct about your assumption

    • @goawth7931
      @goawth7931 3 месяца назад +6

      Sounds more like Kendrick

    • @OpalChipp
      @OpalChipp 3 месяца назад +2

      @@goawth7931 oohh I can hear that too!

    • @LUDATHESHOOTER
      @LUDATHESHOOTER 3 месяца назад +2

      It’s literally Rob Base flow on It Takes Two

  • @aal1y6h
    @aal1y6h 3 месяца назад +32

    For a second I thought he was actually do the drugs 😭 till I saw fentanyl

  • @LewdaCRITS
    @LewdaCRITS 4 месяца назад +134

    1:11 Bro’s stuck in the pause menu

  • @NicoRicoK
    @NicoRicoK 2 месяца назад +1

    “I like to call it ice diabetes”🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥4:42

  • @nynysnation2022
    @nynysnation2022 3 месяца назад +71

    3:39 You dead wrong and you know it 😂😂😂

  • @kennyb7403
    @kennyb7403 3 месяца назад +720

    Weed - Two Chainz
    Cocaine - Migos
    Lean - ASAP Rock, KLamar (Autotuned)
    Crack - Kendrick Lamar
    Alcohol - (?)
    Caffine - Schoolboy Q
    Acid - Kanye, Kid Cudi
    Molly - Dr. Dre, McEight
    Sugar - Young Dolph

    • @DJ_CARCINOGEN
      @DJ_CARCINOGEN 3 месяца назад +35

      Alcohol sounded like a few ODB songs

    • @BamaBoy556
      @BamaBoy556 3 месяца назад +79

      Crack was Danny Brown lol

    • @chotsmichael4345
      @chotsmichael4345 3 месяца назад +15

      Cocaine is definitely OT genesis😂😂😂

    • @horsepuncher95
      @horsepuncher95 3 месяца назад +34

      Alcohol legit sounded like when Benzino crying about Eminem in that interview

    • @seaportv2134
      @seaportv2134 3 месяца назад +2

      Na Lean Rick Ross. And Sugar is 2Chainz

  • @ohaiClemmy
    @ohaiClemmy 4 месяца назад +54

    It's the weed giggle for me 😂

  • @Itdoesntmatterr
    @Itdoesntmatterr 28 дней назад +1

    The lean chopped and screwed was fucking genius 😂