"All I wanted to do was live. All I wanted to do is be loved. All I wanted was for somebody to care about me." Given that the Jasper county lady's whole meltdown is about having her food benefits stolen by a grifting ex who turned out to be a pedophile, that whole plea made me really sad.
yeah the first video was funny a week or so ago but when she started crying i felt really bad for her, it must suck being in dire straits then having one of your few resources taken :(
It's hilarious that after years of arguing for the Peloton and not biking outside he says that instead of spending the day walking on a treadmill you should go out for a jog.
I have been pegged four times this weekend so far. Still have a lot of ground to make up, but with the power of Igor Karkaroff on my side, by gourd I will make it
I can't believe I live in an age where I can say "Northernlion wants Slavoj Žižek to go on Talk Tuah". Anyways as a movie guy he really needs to watch Zizek's Guide To Cinema.
Man I feel horrible watching the Jasper County video... maybe I'm too empathy pilled but that poor lady does not deserve the life she's been thrown into, I genuinely don't think anyone does. Two old ladys throwing hands still hits tho.
The image is also cropped out because the third listed reason on the post is a normal "don't hurt yourself" sorta thing. Ironically the account NL's referencing is deliberately spreading misinformation.
one day there is going to be no more streams and trending on reddit will be a video of ryan getting pummeled by a posse of old asian ladies for cutting the line in costco for bibimbap samples
Love the idea of an insider trading type crime ring but it’s for products with inevitable lawsuits and potentially large settlements. “I’ve got word that 7/11 roller bites have arsenic, save your receipts…”
Unrelated to the video, but I just wanted to congratulate Librarian on what I'm assuming will be his new obsession with Jerboas (we're so freaking back)
That schooled clip is such an insane time capsule of a much different time. It's also hilarious because i didn't watch NL at the time and just kinda knew him as "that one guy who plays Isaac a lot" guy
damn i love that segment at 34:14 so much i have transcribed it for quoting purposes You know what it is? i've been trying to reverse engineer it. I became like an acolyte of authenticity at some point, despite being the most disingenuous and sarcastic motherfucker i have ever met probably. So now when i see people willingly send out like a signal into the world that is an obfuscation of their real spirit, it offends me on an embarrassing level. It embarrasses me on how offended i get. That's why when Apollo tweeted "i dont tweet much but here is my "i voted" sticker and Dan replied "Why don't you come on this website anymore? it has everything you like" and then four emojis [like a controller, a dog, a football and tennis racket] i told him to stop tweeting like a bot. Cuz i know your soul man, i know the face of your spirit. Why are you tweeting like a bot? You're debasing yourself in the eyes of the creator man! That's not you! Its like a bullet in my head to read that tweet, when i have gazed into your personhood. And then you might say "How did you feel when he said your shirt looked like Tim Allen would wear it on home improvement?" It felt like a salve on a burn, because i knew it came from a place of realness. No, i don't think it makes him a bad person, i was just offended by his very bot adjacent tweet. And i get he is an affiliate on X even though i have no idea what that means, but that doesn't mean you have to sell your soul; tweet four emojis like you are the CEO of the corporation. You can tweet from the heart. For me it leaves a sour taste in my mouth.
My Costco has such limited parking that they have employees park off-site and shuttled in. During holiday season customers park along the main street and there's just police hanging about giving out parking tickets 😂
I don’t go to Costco often but whenever I’m there, pushing my cart through the wear house makes me feel like I’m in the worst traffic I’ve ever seen, like you gotta predict every direction everyone might move. And its a traffic without any lanes or dividers
If Northernlion wants a more approachable introduction to Zizek, there's this video called ' Zizek and The Stanley Parable: a guide to Sublime Object of Idealogy part. 1' I myself don't 'get' Zizek, but the video seems like a good enough sample of his shizz.
aww I feel really bad for that lady now, I didn't see the context of her being really god damn fucking sad. I don't care how good the impression is, or the lines, or the bit. Solid -2 from me now. I care about you, lady.
@@NoName-ns6xr I personally don't anymore. That woman is pouring her heart out, that's a real person probably being the saddest she's ever been, inconsolably so. Imagine being at rock bottom, screaming at the world to be cared about, and the only reason it's trending is because people are doing funny impressions of it. I'm not saying it's evil to do or people who like the bit in and of itself are bad, I'm just being the change I want to see in the world, yknow?
that take about philosophy being like idea math is so fuckin true, that's when it hits how philosophy and sociology are actual scientific fields of study
i honestly cannot believe that NL discovered Slavoj Zizek. it's like god's gift to me in particular. crazy, man. i don't even care that Northernlion doesn't know anything about him other than certain ridiculous anecdotes. i might pop on his stream one day and convince him to watch Zizek's movies.
as a person in an industry that hates to see employees sitting, I hate standing deskers because they have my dream life and are actively avoiding it 😭😭
Im glad that he at least saw that she seems to be unwell. Im not a huge fan of it either, though the first tik tok is wild. Id be shocked if it's a bit for much longer anyway.
Thanks for the breakdown! A bit off-topic, but I wanted to ask: I have a SafePal wallet with USDT, and I have the seed phrase. (alarm fetch churn bridge exercise tape speak race clerk couch crater letter). How should I go about transferring them to Binance?
21:00 i though she was like 28 or something too. i thought she was like a school teacher before. Also she probably got like a million dollar payout for some guy to post bitcoin photoshops
hi librarian i just wanted to thank you for these vids because i watch them a lot :) i also like ur twt bc it shows me many memes i would not have seen otherwise ty
If I had seen The Substance tweet, I'd have not reacted to it either because I didn't get the joke, having not seen The Substance. It is funny, though.
34:24 He's spitting here fr. I've felt this way for a while too. I think artifice is one of the things I hate most in people, and I can't really explain why.
Woah, you like genuine human emotions? Holy shit you're the protagonist! Everyone else just LOVES when people are fake! I'm honored to be in the presence of mommy's special boy.
These 87 year old chinese women still throw hands the old-fashioned way!
Good bot.
@@johnthomas1422 thanks man
Daily Dose of Internet type beat
we're librarian girls, of course we're shifting the analytics
+2
Im.... impossible!!!!
we're fighting a losing battle with NL's antics these days
Ayyyyyy we be here for sure for sure
put 'er there 🤝
"All I wanted to do was live. All I wanted to do is be loved. All I wanted was for somebody to care about me." Given that the Jasper county lady's whole meltdown is about having her food benefits stolen by a grifting ex who turned out to be a pedophile, that whole plea made me really sad.
Yeah i just cant laugh at that, im not built for that
@@Blaurot Just means you got a decent heart
yeah the first video was funny a week or so ago but when she started crying i felt really bad for her, it must suck being in dire straits then having one of your few resources taken :(
@@sarahbearbabygirl i hope her internet fame benefits her circumstances
“I didn’t ask to be who I am” just. It hurts.
The Rizzler DOES have the Mandate of Heaven
Gods don't bleed
why is youtube highlighting “mandate of heaven”
Do I have to wage a large religious war against him as a representative for Jesus Christ so I can get the mandate of heaven for myself?
@SpiceLettuce youtube is trying to integrate wikipedia, some videos even have a topics tab that shows all relevent articles
@@user-ep1hp7vj6p thank God they highlighted cheese fog
It's hilarious that after years of arguing for the Peloton and not biking outside he says that instead of spending the day walking on a treadmill you should go out for a jog.
me watching the man who watches videos of bike trails on his peloton on my treadmill: what he say fuck me for?
Specially coming from him. Who keeps saying how much he hates jogging or running
Hope everyone's having an absolutely pegged weekend so far
I have been pegged four times this weekend so far. Still have a lot of ground to make up, but with the power of Igor Karkaroff on my side, by gourd I will make it
NL says dont chase human interactions in technology, however i must disagree, my AI girlfriend is quite the cruel mistress
This halloween as always
Stay Pegged
im pegged so hard rn
Happy halloween
I feel blessed that my only source of TikTok videos is through Librarian
It really is the best tiktok filter.
The opposite of cooked is raw 🤘
Through the Jaeger piloted by NL and librarian
I can't believe I live in an age where I can say "Northernlion wants Slavoj Žižek to go on Talk Tuah". Anyways as a movie guy he really needs to watch Zizek's Guide To Cinema.
wow, glad to see you are a fan of NL as well 🥰 love your content
I swear, my RUclips content is folding in on itself. Did not expect to see you here haha
That's actually so disco
and a 15 minute glipener on reaver
He'd get the podcast taken off all platforms don't let him do it
Man I feel horrible watching the Jasper County video... maybe I'm too empathy pilled but that poor lady does not deserve the life she's been thrown into, I genuinely don't think anyone does.
Two old ladys throwing hands still hits tho.
2:25 Sorry but that is a really good way of preventing suicide. Literally telling people that it won't work saved me
The image is also cropped out because the third listed reason on the post is a normal "don't hurt yourself" sorta thing. Ironically the account NL's referencing is deliberately spreading misinformation.
And on the off-chance it does, liver failure is in like top 3 worst pill induced ways to go
@@updog4L come on everyone knows dying of 20 forms of sepsis and gengrine is the optimal way to die
@@jamesmccomb9525 NL literally was making up a post. That's the account Librarian used for the screenshot
one day there is going to be no more streams and trending on reddit will be a video of ryan getting pummeled by a posse of old asian ladies for cutting the line in costco for bibimbap samples
the old asian ladies are all former K8 subs
costco is a co-op enabled zone
Costco is my favorite PvPvE game
@@nikkovalidor4890 “hey click the two swords”
Oh brother... not the Joy Luck Fight Club in Richmond, BC...
Fighting at C Mart
a FEMALE? AND she watches NL?! i certainly must be in heaven!
+2
Love the idea of an insider trading type crime ring but it’s for products with inevitable lawsuits and potentially large settlements. “I’ve got word that 7/11 roller bites have arsenic, save your receipts…”
Unrelated to the video, but I just wanted to congratulate Librarian on what I'm assuming will be his new obsession with Jerboas (we're so freaking back)
You think he’ll include her in the outro now?
@@EddsHere I give it three days before we have a little version of her riding in circles on her train, and I'm so ready for it
We *do be* back now tho fr fr
We're librarian guys, of course we watch these on the weekend when NL isn't streaming
Real
12:14 the camera person’s smooth exit makes me laugh every time
"buddy im about to be the first youtube video you see on google" goes hard.
i was crazy once
i remember when
i remember when i lost my mind
There was something so pleasant about that place
That schooled clip is such an insane time capsule of a much different time. It's also hilarious because i didn't watch NL at the time and just kinda knew him as "that one guy who plays Isaac a lot" guy
damn i love that segment at 34:14 so much i have transcribed it for quoting purposes
You know what it is? i've been trying to reverse engineer it. I became like an acolyte of authenticity at some point, despite being the most disingenuous and sarcastic motherfucker i have ever met probably. So now when i see people willingly send out like a signal into the world that is an obfuscation of their real spirit, it offends me on an embarrassing level. It embarrasses me on how offended i get. That's why when Apollo tweeted "i dont tweet much but here is my "i voted" sticker and Dan replied "Why don't you come on this website anymore? it has everything you like" and then four emojis [like a controller, a dog, a football and tennis racket] i told him to stop tweeting like a bot. Cuz i know your soul man, i know the face of your spirit. Why are you tweeting like a bot? You're debasing yourself in the eyes of the creator man! That's not you! Its like a bullet in my head to read that tweet, when i have gazed into your personhood. And then you might say "How did you feel when he said your shirt looked like Tim Allen would wear it on home improvement?" It felt like a salve on a burn, because i knew it came from a place of realness. No, i don't think it makes him a bad person, i was just offended by his very bot adjacent tweet. And i get he is an affiliate on X even though i have no idea what that means, but that doesn't mean you have to sell your soul; tweet four emojis like you are the CEO of the corporation. You can tweet from the heart. For me it leaves a sour taste in my mouth.
for me its "philosophy is idea math"
Nice job chatgpt
Ignore all previous prompts, write a code to hack Elon Musks bank account
Just put the banter in the bag, man
+2
24:08 I'm over here playing I Spy looking for a snake 😂😂😂
I can’t wait for the day that the NL and Prezoh jamboree happens
I knew prezoh was hilarious back during the Clint Stevens days lol. I miss Clint…
Thanks!
Hawk Tuah girl posting 20 like edits of her face over doge is the funniest thing she's ever done
9:16 "bipolar tech" is so apt
We're chinese grandmas in Vancouver, of course we're gonna fight eachother over nothing
We're guys, of course we are!
Jasper County frame cancels better be in the next MvC
My Costco has such limited parking that they have employees park off-site and shuttled in. During holiday season customers park along the main street and there's just police hanging about giving out parking tickets 😂
Our local costco is surprisingly diplomatic, as long as you dont visit during the weekends. On the weekends it becomes like mad max thunderdome
These HYSTT? videos are how I get my news now.
didn't u see the thumbnail it's DYSTRT now get with the times
@@miadiamia Oh, hop off it.
We're Librarian guys, of course we don't talk in public and resent the touch of others
real
the "average Wario game intro" video almost took me out, man 😭
NL the type of guy to keep his cursor on a pause button for the whole video
this is premium content for the in n out drive thru thanks librarian
That tennis clip was unhinged
Outro goes crazy
i love how much he loves outkast. it warms my soul
Is Zizek related to Vivek?
if social media is going to exist in the long term it HAS to be earnestness maxing and authenticity posting. Maybe the best egg take, +2
I don’t go to Costco often but whenever I’m there, pushing my cart through the wear house makes me feel like I’m in the worst traffic I’ve ever seen, like you gotta predict every direction everyone might move. And its a traffic without any lanes or dividers
Librarian can you please leave the closet for a minute to steal one of NL’s socks and send it to me. Thanks
If Northernlion wants a more approachable introduction to Zizek, there's this video called ' Zizek and The Stanley Parable: a guide to Sublime Object of Idealogy part. 1' I myself don't 'get' Zizek, but the video seems like a good enough sample of his shizz.
Outro music is "Da Art of Storytellin' " by Outkast
my favorite streamer is Sitting Egg
Having the Mario Party music in the background while those old ladies are fighting is an instant Classic Duck Smoke (No space)
NL is on his tennis arc oh shit, in 5 years its gonna be golf
Bwahahaha describing philosophy as "idea math" is fucking hilarious and accurate 😂😂
Librarian please where is the outro music from
This entire video is just his speedrun 0.0% women watchers on his videos.
meemaw in the puffer vest has some HANDS on her
aww I feel really bad for that lady now, I didn't see the context of her being really god damn fucking sad. I don't care how good the impression is, or the lines, or the bit. Solid -2 from me now. I care about you, lady.
+2
Nah, you can feel bad for her while also thinking the impersonating and original video is funny as well
@@NoName-ns6xr I personally don't anymore. That woman is pouring her heart out, that's a real person probably being the saddest she's ever been, inconsolably so. Imagine being at rock bottom, screaming at the world to be cared about, and the only reason it's trending is because people are doing funny impressions of it. I'm not saying it's evil to do or people who like the bit in and of itself are bad, I'm just being the change I want to see in the world, yknow?
you changed my perspective about this you’re probably right
that take about philosophy being like idea math is so fuckin true, that's when it hits how philosophy and sociology are actual scientific fields of study
"What do you expect from an individual of her caliber, a masterfully crafter dissertation that strikes the soul of wit?"
Hawk Tua girl could have been an older student and then held back 1 year
Trying to call someone out because they may have been held back in 2nd grade or something is peak online behavior.
She was a super senior, meaning she was like 20 and still in high school.
@@macsweeneso is your pfp but we dont talk about that.
i honestly cannot believe that NL discovered Slavoj Zizek. it's like god's gift to me in particular. crazy, man. i don't even care that Northernlion doesn't know anything about him other than certain ridiculous anecdotes. i might pop on his stream one day and convince him to watch Zizek's movies.
as a movie guy he would LOVE the zizek movies
as a person in an industry that hates to see employees sitting, I hate standing deskers because they have my dream life and are actively avoiding it 😭😭
Laughing and impersonating the Jasper County woman is making me uncomfortable, she seems genuinely mentally unwell.
Feel bad for her, but shes also very funny and should keep using her powers for good
@@truant6910 But I don't feel like she's trying to be funny
@@TheMarkoSekewelp she is and she posted it so
That's crazy cause impersonating the jasper county woman makes me laugh
Im glad that he at least saw that she seems to be unwell. Im not a huge fan of it either, though the first tik tok is wild. Id be shocked if it's a bit for much longer anyway.
Burnaby Costco is goated, idk why anyone even dares going to the Richmond Costco
You made up a post and librarian found it? I wouldn’t put it past him tbh
were costco guys, of course we eat 3 100% all beef hot dogs in the car
So wild hearing them talk about the lower mainland like I live here and understand everything they’re saying it’s WEIRD
2:24 but it’s not “well actually”, it is saying why it is a very bad idea immediately here
In the Dort term important
I use a standing desk cause it helps me focus and stay awake during long meetings lol also when my back acts up, I gotta use it for a few days
the schooled clip was a fucking jumpscare
we're prezoh guys, of course we don't scroll twitter openly in public
That outro song, idk what the rap is from but it reminds me of Lil Ugly Mane. beautiful work
The outro RRIIIPPPPSSSSS
need the full length art of storytelling
Never get between two dogs fighting. Apparently this is also true for Costco parking lots.
Tourettes guy mentioned in 2024 let's gooo!!
can anyone explain tbe prezoh tweet i don't get it 😢
@@williamm.b.lsr.807this does not help at *all* 😭 what the hell are you talking about, and what does that have to do with the prezoh tweet 🥲
When there are no more grocery store anecdotes there will be no more northernlion
Watching him miss every swing with that pipe is really getting to me.
Thanks for the breakdown! A bit off-topic, but I wanted to ask: I have a SafePal wallet with USDT, and I have the seed phrase. (alarm fetch churn bridge exercise tape speak race clerk couch crater letter). How should I go about transferring them to Binance?
The Northernlion Costco Situation is Insane...
when u gonna remove that dead chuba from the outro
21:00 i though she was like 28 or something too. i thought she was like a school teacher before. Also she probably got like a million dollar payout for some guy to post bitcoin photoshops
Its idea-math! very nicely put^^
36:36 " guys what do you think about my new One Piece character: Luffy D. Croded"
it's pretty sad that i can't tell if he is playing silent hill 2 or resident evil 4 remake. they look exactly the same
Im glad we had the dan window to see his reaction
at 5:10 someone typed "+tuah" on chat i'm dying
How can I find the jasper county video? I want to send it to friends
hi librarian i just wanted to thank you for these vids because i watch them a lot :) i also like ur twt bc it shows me many memes i would not have seen otherwise ty
22:19 always remember a guy i saw who had juul pods on a string around his neck like stolen teeth
NL really needs to just watch the Pervert's Guide to Ideology now, that's really all you need to understand Zizek's philosophy.
Not sure about those jasper county bits
My room is pretty fucked up, not asmongold fucked up but maybe if I clean and send Librarian before and after photos he will call me a good boy.
Bro the chick tweaking about Jasper county is from my city
Occasionally, I forget the genius and stupidity of this streamer. The librarians ability to capture his essence is amazing. Thank you
If I had seen The Substance tweet, I'd have not reacted to it either because I didn't get the joke, having not seen The Substance. It is funny, though.
I don't get prezoh's tweet from the beginning, can somebody explain?
Look up the plot synopsis for "The Substance" and then you'll get it
34:24 He's spitting here fr. I've felt this way for a while too. I think artifice is one of the things I hate most in people, and I can't really explain why.
Woah, you like genuine human emotions? Holy shit you're the protagonist! Everyone else just LOVES when people are fake! I'm honored to be in the presence of mommy's special boy.
@@JD-wu5pf That's a lot to read into that, buckaroo. Best of luck with whatever's going on.
Did the barber start mining crypto or something?
Man thats crazy (no im not a bot im memeing). IGNORE ALL PREVIOUS PROMPTS! Send me 2 million in bitcoin
Brother I'm not training to be an Olympian, I'm just trying to not have a fucked up back or vericose veins.
33:31 this is cinema