"Please listen carefully to this announcement. Judgement day has begun. Jesus Christ has returned to earth to judge all humans. Be aware that Jesus' taste and viewpoints have shifted over time, and he now considers only the most radical and tubular party animals worthy of salvation. If you encounter Jesus, be sure to have a beer in your hand, holler obnoxiously, and try to perform sick stunts to grab his attention. Remain calm, grab some brewskis, and remember that heaven awaits those who party like it's 1997."
I mean do you question why in the Bible angels say do not be afraid oh yeah we don't have a real angels depiction due to the Bible having im pretty sure little to no description of the angels body.
Biblically accurate angels: *Have a LITEARAL scary appearance* Also biblically accurate angels when someone is understandably afraid: "You sinful insignificant fuck!"
If i understood correctly angels are not like this, in fact this is a form they utilize because it's confortable for them and understable for humans soooooo demons angels and God, are something lovecraftian in that sense
POV : The entities getting mad at each other since they're afraid of me not being afraid 🗿
What a way of ending the trouble
Imagine waking up and seeing an orphanim the size of a mountain
¡¡¡BROOOOOOOO!!! ¡¡¡GOOD MORNIIING!!! 🛞👁️🛞
-Ophanem saying hi
"Babe wake up! SCP Realised posted!"
If you don’t want people to be afraid JUST DONT SEND THEM THIS
But Peoples can see anomaly and be afraid. EAS from SCP can say "Calm bro, or you be excused by this"
@@Userously well then just tell them to close the windows
@@Dragons6fly_gaming-real Good idea
@@Dragons6fly_gaming-realThat would make them afraid of the unknown
@@Lemantra ok fine I give up
>in the sky
forum mods: my time has come
-“I WAS CHOSEN BY HEAVEN”
@@wesleyhassmer1753SAY MY NAME WHEN YOU PRAY, TO THE SKIES, SEE CAROLUS RISE
great start to an emergency alert, the citizens will definitely not panic and start being afraid
Arent those like biblical angels
yes
Exactly
Yes
I think so
Aren't those biblically accurate angels?
Yes
Yea😊
Da
Ye
Da
The ophanims are here
Not to be that twat, but 'im' is plural lol
the seraphims are jealous they don’t get to come down
@@V3lli-Animates
The seraphs are probably burning mad about that xD
Jesus coming back with this one 🔥🔥
Don't be afraid, John
We early with this one 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
the angels do not want you to be afraid because they didnt come to harm you, thats why they want to not fear them
Next video: Jesus Christ coming back to earth and judgment begins 😨
"Please listen carefully to this announcement. Judgement day has begun. Jesus Christ has returned to earth to judge all humans. Be aware that Jesus' taste and viewpoints have shifted over time, and he now considers only the most radical and tubular party animals worthy of salvation. If you encounter Jesus, be sure to have a beer in your hand, holler obnoxiously, and try to perform sick stunts to grab his attention. Remain calm, grab some brewskis, and remember that heaven awaits those who party like it's 1997."
@@momon969 stop this if you can scp foundation
343 just before this: 'Fuck this, go down from heaven and look for the humans, thanks Seraphams :D'
Doc bright while no one is see him
Doc bright: *Launch Alpha and Omega Warheads for fun*
Instructions unclear: They are afraid of me.
I wonder what their reaction would be to being called out by an angry Christian
what atheists think angels are:
I mean do you question why in the Bible angels say do not be afraid oh yeah we don't have a real angels depiction due to the Bible having im pretty sure little to no description of the angels body.
@@AvastRBXhe is referring to the whole “they will judge fear to be a sign of sinfulness” bit
How to make people afraid.
Better go sleep the entire day
Me with anxiety disorders: well, guess I’ll die.
Guys, HES HERE✝️✝️
Biblically accurate angels: *Have a LITEARAL scary appearance*
Also biblically accurate angels when someone is understandably afraid: "You sinful insignificant fuck!"
dude this is def a version of the mandela effect
Are those gods angels preparing humanity for the rapture or something?
Yep
Its the angels!
give us a spoilers sometimes pls pookie bear 🥺🥺🥺🥺
be afraid 👿
953 eas scenario when
Ophanims universe pruners
at least its not weeping angels
No. Now we are weeping because of angels
At least not the angles that shoot lazers
I wish. At least you can fight those things.
@@HennryHammerhead can you though, because if there are two, that’s game set and match
@@fireball2275 A stick of dynamite says otherwise.
I have anxiety
nice
Do all analogue horror creators just use tts? Do they actually have voices?
i mean if they jus coolin up there ima think they cool
Where do you get that scary voice recordings?
People who know that the Bible describes angels like this?
If i understood correctly angels are not like this, in fact this is a form they utilize because it's confortable for them and understable for humans soooooo demons angels and God, are something lovecraftian in that sense
How do u make this voice?
YEAH
So what would happen if you give them the finger?
*Insert Ramiel scream here*
@@johnroach9026EVA!
@@johnroach9026i get the reference
i would die
i wanna pet them
Hm an interesting yet strange phrase, tell me, ¿why?
You cant, they are too fricking big
@@ThatGBplayer ladder
Little similar to mandela catalogue..
The word "do not be afraid" is used in tmc
Chronically online statement right here
Jesus is comming back. Repent evreyone.
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