Lyrics by Suraht (aside from the random riffing which was ad libbed): On the searing sands highway Cool air on my 'stasche Sweet smell of cake batter Caught my nose in a flash Up ahead in the distance I saw a power star's light My mouth was drooling and my stomach growled I had to stop for a bite There she stood in the doorway Under the super bell I was thinkin' to myself This could be one-one or pachinko hell Then she held up a fireball And let it guide the way I heard voices behind star-locked doors I thought I heard them say Welcome to the hotel Wahnifornia Such a lovely place Such a lovely face Plenty of room at the hotel Wahnifornia Any time of year You can find it here Her mind is Spring Mushroom twisted She's got her Kuribo shoe She's got a pair of pretty plumber boys That she gives cake too How they fight for their princess And her precious throne One fights for her honor One fights to be known So I called out to Toadsworth "A superball would be fine" He said "We haven't had that power up since 1989" And all those spirits call out as they turn away Creep behind unless you turn around to look Just to hear them say Welcome to the hotel Wahnifornia Such a lovely place Such a lovely face Plenty of room at the hotel Wahnifornia Any time of year You can find it here Stained glass on the ceiling 1-up shrooms on ice She said "We have all of this splendor here through their sacrifice" And on the stairwell platform Bowser came for the fight They stomp him with their steel-lined boots But they just don't have the might Last thing I remember I was running for the door I had to find the warp pipe back To the place I was before "Relax" said the Dry Bones "We are programmed to deceive You can check out any time you like But you can never leave"
Lyrics by Suraht (aside from the random riffing which was ad libbed):
On the searing sands highway
Cool air on my 'stasche
Sweet smell of cake batter
Caught my nose in a flash
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a power star's light
My mouth was drooling and my stomach growled
I had to stop for a bite
There she stood in the doorway
Under the super bell
I was thinkin' to myself
This could be one-one or pachinko hell
Then she held up a fireball
And let it guide the way
I heard voices behind star-locked doors
I thought I heard them say
Welcome to the hotel Wahnifornia
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the hotel Wahnifornia
Any time of year
You can find it here
Her mind is Spring Mushroom twisted
She's got her Kuribo shoe
She's got a pair of pretty plumber boys
That she gives cake too
How they fight for their princess
And her precious throne
One fights for her honor
One fights to be known
So I called out to Toadsworth
"A superball would be fine"
He said "We haven't had that power up since 1989"
And all those spirits call out as they turn away
Creep behind unless you turn around to look
Just to hear them say
Welcome to the hotel Wahnifornia
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the hotel Wahnifornia
Any time of year
You can find it here
Stained glass on the ceiling
1-up shrooms on ice
She said "We have all of this splendor here through their sacrifice"
And on the stairwell platform
Bowser came for the fight
They stomp him with their steel-lined boots
But they just don't have the might
Last thing I remember
I was running for the door
I had to find the warp pipe back
To the place I was before
"Relax" said the Dry Bones
"We are programmed to deceive
You can check out any time you like
But you can never leave"
I'll take "Things I Shouldn't Take Pride In" for $100, Alex.
Madlad.
I'm happy I don't live in America so that I can listen to this.
Samee