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Комментарии • 2 тыс.

  • @justslightly7794
    @justslightly7794 4 года назад +1448

    4:00 "laughed so hard he died"
    Me: *giggles*
    Me: oh no stop that stop that

    • @elias_xp95
      @elias_xp95 4 года назад +48

      Dying of laughter is legitimately the only type of death I'm afraid of.

    • @CamaroAmx
      @CamaroAmx 4 года назад +26

      “Stop that laughing. Do you want to end up like your cousins, the hyenas?”

    • @soilthestillborn4949
      @soilthestillborn4949 4 года назад +18

      @SigmaTauri2 I will laugh at my own jokes and you can't do anything about it reeeeee

    • @cptmike05
      @cptmike05 4 года назад +1

      Dies of too much funny

    • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
      @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 4 года назад +7

      Someone broke their ribs by laughing, once.

  • @Rosie.mp4
    @Rosie.mp4 4 года назад +3845

    Of course it's not common, it's a once in a lifetime event.

    • @OpenWgamer
      @OpenWgamer 4 года назад +79

      The more you know...

    • @MaxPicAxe
      @MaxPicAxe 4 года назад +15

      xDxDxD

    • @TheHelghast1138
      @TheHelghast1138 4 года назад +18

      I see what you did there 🙄

    • @elliotmurray8335
      @elliotmurray8335 4 года назад +8

      It’s 5G - not a virus

    • @ANWRocketMan
      @ANWRocketMan 4 года назад +5

      It's 8AM for me, good to know I'm safe for the next 16 hours at least!

  • @vycka7360
    @vycka7360 4 года назад +241

    When he told eating yourself to death, I literally thought, a dude ate his limbs and organs till he couldn't anymore.

    • @massivelegend5209
      @massivelegend5209 3 года назад +17

      I wanna do that just to be the first

    • @k3nz1e73
      @k3nz1e73 3 года назад +3

      Massive Legend k

    • @buckethatboi274
      @buckethatboi274 3 года назад +4

      Massive Legend how’s it going?

    • @lovefromthesouth91
      @lovefromthesouth91 3 года назад +2

      Buckethatboi27 he dead he can’t talk

    • @yeetedbot
      @yeetedbot 3 года назад +1

      i swallowed a tooth but by miracles of god i didn’t die of bloodloss and obesity

  • @kobedq1621
    @kobedq1621 3 года назад +49

    “The weirdest way you could die tomorrow”
    Me: getting killed by John Wick with a pencil?

  • @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access
    @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access 4 года назад +1357

    May: Write that down, write that down

    • @A70036
      @A70036 4 года назад +40

      Entire 2020 in a nutshell 🙄

    • @jos_hua
      @jos_hua 4 года назад +7

      LMFAO

    • @Anonymous-zu7dh
      @Anonymous-zu7dh 4 года назад +9

      Just Some Bigfoot With Internet Access how do you have internet access our mighty one

    • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
      @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 4 года назад +11

      I have an odd fear of being accidentally shot down by a stray bullet fired upward in celebration.

    • @jos_hua
      @jos_hua 4 года назад +4

      @@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 omg same

  • @neoxenoz3262
    @neoxenoz3262 4 года назад +550

    Valerian was roasted alive, but lived long enough to roast back.

    • @threeMetreJim
      @threeMetreJim 4 года назад +25

      I've always wondered where the phrase 'to roast someone' came from. Thanks to this channel I now know.

    • @Stoneman39488
      @Stoneman39488 3 года назад +6

      I want to like but your comment is on 420

  • @DappsJames
    @DappsJames 3 года назад +48

    The piano guy: going out on a high note.

  • @clips5103
    @clips5103 3 года назад +33

    “sudden unexplained nocturnal death syndrome”
    as i sit in bed on the edge of falling into a deep sleep... woke me up ngl

    • @triggered9131
      @triggered9131 3 года назад +1

      Good luck man. Good night

    • @theempire226
      @theempire226 3 года назад +1

      Tbh, would rather die of sunds than any other death. Sounds like a painless death, at least compared to others.

    • @ahmadsalmanalnor9911
      @ahmadsalmanalnor9911 3 года назад

      @@theempire226 You don't know how it happens though. Could be the most horrific death ever, like a demon killing you in your dreams or something.

    • @theempire226
      @theempire226 3 года назад

      @@ahmadsalmanalnor9911 yeah true, but i imagine it'll most likely be better than actually being murdered, or dying of certain illnesses that can cause a lot of suffering, or drowning in literal shit (yes, that actually happens). It's hard to determine the most painless deaths, but i think dying in your sleep will be one of the more 'painless' ones.

  • @taku-ruki
    @taku-ruki 4 года назад +422

    Imagine, vibing at home, and out of nowhere a metal plate from a factory across town hits you in the face

    • @freedomofspeech2867
      @freedomofspeech2867 4 года назад +38

      That's why you should live in a 1m thicc concrete soviet style apartment complex with few windows far away from where you're sleeping. A MOAB would probably not kill you.

    • @johnno.
      @johnno. 4 года назад +1

      @@freedomofspeech2867 communism is good.

    • @sambridhathapa4313
      @sambridhathapa4313 4 года назад

      If your time comes, you leave this place. No matter how strange the cause is.

    • @glidershower
      @glidershower 4 года назад +3

      Flattened in your flat, fitting

    • @ctakitimu
      @ctakitimu 4 года назад +5

      No matter where we are, one day we will wait just a little too long in one place, and Death that's been following you your whole life will finally catch up with you. And then once your dead, all you'll be is a memory. And one day, the last person will remember you for the last time and you'll truly be gone

  • @thomasdarby6084
    @thomasdarby6084 4 года назад +122

    One of the scariest deaths while asleep occurred in Florida a few years ago. While a man was in bed, a 200-foot-deep sinkhole opened up right below his bedroom. His remains were never found.

    • @t6amygdala
      @t6amygdala 4 года назад +2

      Thomas Darby proof?

    • @Kaledrone
      @Kaledrone 4 года назад +5

      @@t6amygdala Google the sentence from "While" to "found" if nothing shows up then this is fake, if something shows up, it's legit.

    • @thomasdarby6084
      @thomasdarby6084 4 года назад +3

      @@t6amygdala You could have Googled it yourself, but here it is: ruclips.net/video/oXCAFD7dcic/видео.html

    • @NefariousKoel
      @NefariousKoel 4 года назад +7

      Many of the sinkholes around the Caribbean basin, especially around the Yucatan peninsual (and cinotes) are the results of the meteor impact which killed the dinosaurs.
      The cracks in the earth's crust caused by the impact would get eroded by millions of years of rainfall, creating the slowly growing underground caverns. Under which the surface would sometimes collapse.
      Hope you have a good rest tonight!

    • @thomasdarby6084
      @thomasdarby6084 4 года назад +2

      @@NefariousKoel Lol. I am luckily on good Vermont marble. However much of Florida is riddled with limestone caverns, slowly eroding away because of water extraction for homes, industry, and farming.

  • @ram-is-herexd7930
    @ram-is-herexd7930 3 года назад +132

    "unless u live in Northern Syria"
    Me who lives in Syria right now: °-° Oh no....

  • @TheGunmanChannel
    @TheGunmanChannel 4 года назад +177

    This video is so funny.

    • @itsbright16
      @itsbright16 3 года назад +2

      What is wrong with you

    • @gram.
      @gram. 3 года назад

      Mhmm. K.

    • @sapienscraft2540
      @sapienscraft2540 3 года назад +4

      ik i feel so bad for laughing but it had me in hysterics. I think it's the happy music crossed between his casual tone-

    • @ninojanjeremygo463
      @ninojanjeremygo463 3 года назад +1

      Not if you ask a sadomasochist person.

  • @QueenetBowie
    @QueenetBowie 4 года назад +1568

    “I really need a good positive RUclips video to relax me during this deadly pandemic.... Oh Good, Thoughty2 released a new video!”

    • @christineparis5607
      @christineparis5607 4 года назад +16

      DOH!!!!.......

    • @charlesbaldo
      @charlesbaldo 4 года назад +4

      C G the last one I commented on,i ended up arguing with people. Half agreed half did not.

    • @ScandiNinja
      @ScandiNinja 4 года назад +12

      Barely 1 min into the video and we hear about death, how is this positive or relaxing? 😅🤣?

    • @christineparis5607
      @christineparis5607 4 года назад +15

      @@ScandiNinja
      It's irony...
      Ironic comments are a form of slightly self denigrating humor, where the person talking ruefully acknowledges that what they thought would be...is not what is, often almost humorously worse...

    • @ScandiNinja
      @ScandiNinja 4 года назад +6

      @@christineparis5607 ik what irony is but thanks for the explanation♥️. I didnt know CG was ironic. but good to know ☺️

  • @vedantsinha7374
    @vedantsinha7374 4 года назад +346

    All these deaths seem to be what would have happened to a person in *FINAL DESTINATION* movie series....

    • @alveolate
      @alveolate 4 года назад +19

      imagine a new final destination sequel featuring actual ways people have died in history...

    • @thejudgmentalcat
      @thejudgmentalcat 4 года назад +12

      @@alveolate The British kid's history show "Horrible Histories" had a segment called "Stupid Deaths" that was hilarious. Some historical figures died in disgusting ways.

    • @thejudgmentalcat
      @thejudgmentalcat 4 года назад +8

      Or the show "1,000 Ways To Die."

    • @CrowBag
      @CrowBag 4 года назад +2

      Robbie J how on earth is that relevant? Or have I just been whooshed

    • @richardmorgan3665
      @richardmorgan3665 4 года назад +2

      You know sometimes life is just a final destination movie with God as the director.

  • @randomefan4ul
    @randomefan4ul 3 года назад +23

    "Turn me over, I'm done on this side" god himself welcomed this legend in to immortality.

  • @YungOmni
    @YungOmni 3 года назад +152

    just think, someone could've went to sleep after watching this and just died for no reason, hell it might even end up being me, or you... ig we'll find out lol. goodnight.

  • @assistant2361
    @assistant2361 4 года назад +701

    Probably shouldn't have watched this before going to sleep...

    • @rockyp3917
      @rockyp3917 4 года назад +11

      Or just woken up

    • @cortexauth4094
      @cortexauth4094 4 года назад +12

      I'll protect you, perv scientist Christina!

    • @assistant2361
      @assistant2361 4 года назад +5

      @@cortexauth4094 I'm one more perv or banana comment away from screaming police, and my name's not "Christina".

    • @pyromaniac8194
      @pyromaniac8194 4 года назад +3

      Me2 now im worried im gonna die slitting my throat in a dream lol

    • @TechnoMinarchistBall
      @TechnoMinarchistBall 4 года назад +5

      @@assistant2361 *CHRIS STEEN NAH*

  • @Som3D
    @Som3D 4 года назад +398

    "the weirdest ways you could die tomorrow"
    Coffin dancers: "IS THIS A JOB FOR ME?"

    • @freedomofspeech2867
      @freedomofspeech2867 4 года назад +13

      Now this looks like a job for me*
      Such a missed opportunity.

    • @yaven8338
      @yaven8338 4 года назад +6

      @@freedomofspeech2867 thank youuu would you please stand up

    • @laggyfilms4768
      @laggyfilms4768 3 года назад

      Edit this so after freedom can delete comment and so can I and it’ll be a great joke

  • @abdullahabdulaziz
    @abdullahabdulaziz 4 года назад +25

    When he said eating yourself to death, I thought people eating themselves like their own body 😂

  • @KiingDa3rd
    @KiingDa3rd 3 года назад +8

    He said " lets start with eating" as im eating sunflower seeds. I almost choked. My breathing-

  • @camacaron06
    @camacaron06 4 года назад +41

    3:51 “I’m dying of laughter.... no wait” **ded**

  • @bp.pradhan9494
    @bp.pradhan9494 4 года назад +21

    9:21 here i am tucked up in bed watching this video at 2:30 am. That got me chills bro.

  • @thefalcon3230
    @thefalcon3230 3 года назад +6

    Me: ok, im gonna watch one more video before going to sleep!

  • @windowsmoke
    @windowsmoke 4 года назад +18

    7:41 damn I got lucky, when I was 2 I fell over and bit my tounge halfway across and they couldn't put stitches so I just had to live wit h a hanging tounge for a while lmao

  • @flatP_
    @flatP_ 4 года назад +168

    i feel like i'm being lectured by my distant british uncle twice removed

    • @marcdraco2189
      @marcdraco2189 4 года назад +3

      Arran is terrific isn't he!

    • @hueyiroquois3839
      @hueyiroquois3839 4 года назад

      I think he's actually Scottish.

    • @TehDawg
      @TehDawg 4 года назад +1

      Lancashire

    • @Crashandburn999
      @Crashandburn999 4 года назад +3

      @@hueyiroquois3839 British =/= English. Scots are British too.

    • @alkebulanawah4242
      @alkebulanawah4242 4 года назад +1

      I doubt it since u r like Japanese

  • @molochadui9939
    @molochadui9939 4 года назад +363

    guy roasted alive: turn me over, im done on this side
    Savage!

    • @user-we5zq6re9d
      @user-we5zq6re9d 4 года назад +6

      Famous last words

    • @agent-sz2qj
      @agent-sz2qj 4 года назад +18

      @Potato i don't really believe stories like these cause they are most likely just religious propaganda

    • @Zeekiel
      @Zeekiel 4 года назад +1

      Hah!

    • @joetroutt7425
      @joetroutt7425 4 года назад +4

      Yet he was the one roasting them.

    • @GamePath
      @GamePath 4 года назад +3

      @@agent-sz2qj Calm down, edge lord.

  • @saifabidalbloushi
    @saifabidalbloushi 3 года назад +5

    "I dreamt that i have it, i awoke to find it true"
    Me who dreamt of falling from a building several times: 😳

  • @tagaroyal1084
    @tagaroyal1084 3 года назад +17

    "turn me over i'm done on this side" LMFAOOO

  • @ckyle9759
    @ckyle9759 4 года назад +111

    Mentions the beer and syrup flood
    Me who watches Sam o Nella : I know that .

    • @sunnyjim1355
      @sunnyjim1355 4 года назад

      I already knew that, yet I've never heard of this Sam o Nella.

  • @theghostkillz8921
    @theghostkillz8921 4 года назад +82

    Actually when I was 1 year old my mother was overfeeding me with carrots (it was home made carrot juice, ~70% carrots ~30% water). My skin turned a little yellow and she thought I was just "sunbathing a lot", thankfully I had my doctor which looked at me and literally told my mother that she's crazy because she gave me (daily) equivalent of 10+ carrots a day for ~a week. So yeah I almost died of a liver failure.
    + two years ago I was so obese that my liver had fat in it (my x-ray doctor showed me the fat on life rentgen) so I actually almost died of liver damage TWICE in my (so far) 18 year life. Nice.
    (I'm czech so sorry for misspells or any weird arrangement of words)

    • @thestargateking
      @thestargateking 4 года назад +3

      TheGhostKillz did they take you away from your mothers care?

    • @theghostkillz8921
      @theghostkillz8921 4 года назад +1

      @Gavin Well I almost died but I didn't so it is a way to live, lol.

    • @theghostkillz8921
      @theghostkillz8921 4 года назад +2

      @@thestargateking Of course not... she was just a bit dumber in chemistry, biology and physics (when she was in school she almost failed...) so she couldn't really understand how much she could hurt me doctor just told her what she shouldn't do and that carrots do not help your eyes develop etc. She breastfed me till I was FOUR YEARS OLD, almost no mother does that yet it's the best for the child. Afterall of that I like my father more, he's more skilled (wood working, computing, fences, house building and repairing, he just knows a lot), caring and kind. (but not too kind, like giving me everything I wanted/want etc., ideal father in my opinion)

    • @theghostkillz8921
      @theghostkillz8921 4 года назад +2

      @Gavin Well... I'm just fat/overweight now (BMI of around 27) But I don't look fat so I guess I'm ok? :D
      Sidenote: if I wanted to lose weight I'd have to eat less than 1300 Kcal a day... Which is impossible for me (but I drink only water and restrict sugar and cholesterol because I want my heart to be healthy)

    • @kathryncarter6143
      @kathryncarter6143 3 года назад +2

      You did well. Glad you weren't kill by one too many carrots!

  • @MrAntice
    @MrAntice 4 года назад +5

    Thanks for making the stomach ulcher road to death a part of the list. Almost died from that myself. Aren't many that have even heard that this very common condition can become deadly if left untreated for too long. Actually dying from it nowadays is exceedingly rare. Most people get to the hospital pretty darn fast when they start throwing up large amounts of blood after all. And it's easy to treat with even over the counter medications as well.

  • @vanceheitman4407
    @vanceheitman4407 4 года назад +15

    My life in 2020: write that down! Write that down!!

  • @Iksvomid
    @Iksvomid 4 года назад +29

    This video made me realize something - don't leave for tomorrow what you can do today.

    • @MichaelOrtega
      @MichaelOrtega 4 года назад +1

      Iksvomid that’s how I live my life. Trust me, it makes life much more worthwhile

    • @apises2853
      @apises2853 4 года назад +1

      I'm so leaving my homeworks to do tomorrow

    • @joetroutt7425
      @joetroutt7425 4 года назад

      Except for bills

  • @jameskehoe1442
    @jameskehoe1442 4 года назад +26

    Get your toast out with a fork ?
    Do your own electrical work ?
    Teach your self how to fly ?
    Eat a 2 week old unrefridgerated pie ?

    • @AndyHappyGuy
      @AndyHappyGuy 4 года назад +1

      dUM wAIZ To DaI

    • @bibasik7
      @bibasik7 4 года назад +1

      So many dumb ways to die!

    • @BeanMachine360
      @BeanMachine360 4 года назад

      Yeah, i did............w-was that supposed to kill me? huh cool

    • @s1nnocense
      @s1nnocense 4 года назад

      i get my toast with a fork quite often, how is this dangerous?

  • @rgz2492
    @rgz2492 4 года назад +11

    Role the four guys with the coffin meme: ‘TUT TUTU TUT TUT TUTUTU’

  • @bosongod2830
    @bosongod2830 3 года назад +3

    King who ate himself to death
    Matt Stonie: bruh

  • @christineparis5607
    @christineparis5607 4 года назад +7

    When I was 6 years old, the elementary school on the next street had a gas leak over a three day weekend and when the temperature dropped at about 4 am after three days of natural gas filling the sealed up buildings, the pilot light came on and blew the entire school sky high. There was a literal crater in the ground where the school had been...
    For YEARS after, all you had to do to get out school was tell the teacher you smelled gas fumes. They would practically throw you out...we spent years in mobile home trailers that stood in for classrooms, but gas leak fears raged no matter what...
    It made such an impression on me that to this day, any smell of natural gas brings back vivid flashback memories of standing in the street outside our house, watching debris raining down and flames a hundred feet high...and our normally staid neighbors in their underwear and curlers (the 60s) having full on hysterics, thinking someone had dropped the bomb...

    • @christineparis5607
      @christineparis5607 4 года назад

      @Fhjthnl Lol Iuyo
      Actually, it turned out that if school had been open, someone would have smelled the gas and all the open doors and windows would have kept it from collecting.. it was a horrible series of events that kept everything sealed up tight for so long, a cold snap coming, a 3 day weekend, then the cold hitting right at the moment when the school had been filling with gas for 3 days, the perfect storm, or blow up...
      Nowadays, someone would have accused the principal of an "inside job", and claimed there is no way natural gas could have blown the school that completely away...
      (It was fully investigated in any case)

  • @B4R0N.
    @B4R0N. 4 года назад +292

    To everyone watching this in bed: sleep tight :D

    • @terraemerald5879
      @terraemerald5879 4 года назад +12

      I am soooooooo pray for me

    • @Priellmann81
      @Priellmann81 3 года назад +3

      Terra Emerald Pray for me too?

    • @k3nz1e73
      @k3nz1e73 3 года назад +6

      Pray for me but I don’t believe in God

    • @hep4085
      @hep4085 3 года назад +2

      Thanks...

    • @no322
      @no322 3 года назад +2

      Thanks I will 🦹🏼‍♂️🦹🏼‍♂️🦹🏼‍♂️🧝🏻‍♀️🧝🏻‍♀️🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️🎅🏻🧛🏾‍♂️🧛🏾‍♂️🧜🏻‍♀️

  • @Jilliberation
    @Jilliberation 3 года назад +2

    "Mind that bus!"
    "What bus?"
    >SPLAT

  • @PartyQuest
    @PartyQuest 4 года назад +7

    just another Thoughty episode, that always instill horrors into me. everytime i watch your videos, then it haunts me for days.

  • @partytimejew3771
    @partytimejew3771 4 года назад +70

    This guy predicted the corona virus so if he predicts I'm gonna die tomorrow, pray for me

    • @BeanMachine360
      @BeanMachine360 4 года назад +4

      Ill phone up the big man in the sky, "oi, i like this one, yeah lay of the meteor"

    • @twaynewade2544
      @twaynewade2544 4 года назад +2

      When did he predict corona

    • @partytimejew3771
      @partytimejew3771 4 года назад +3

      @@twaynewade2544 just before it happened

    • @imthrillz5255
      @imthrillz5255 4 года назад +6

      Tee Wade he made a video about the next pandemic 2 days before the first corona case was reported

    • @SwrveYT
      @SwrveYT 4 года назад +1

      Im Thrillz the first fears of COVID19 were found on November 11th 2019. But I can’t find a video from 42 on Nov 9th?

  • @ChickenPermissionOG
    @ChickenPermissionOG 4 года назад +21

    don't fear death it is gonna happen and fearing it won't change anything.

    • @BeanMachine360
      @BeanMachine360 4 года назад +1

      Do i have permission from de Chi-ken to not fear

    • @wolfzmusic9706
      @wolfzmusic9706 4 года назад

      Chicken Permission i feel like most people fear death

    • @siyacer
      @siyacer 4 года назад +1

      If we didn't fear death we would have been extinct long ago, there's a reason why animals have a self-preservation instinct.

  • @Ok-ct9hr
    @Ok-ct9hr 3 года назад +8

    gave me back that paranoia from when i was a kid watching final destination :(

    • @AmbiguousProxy
      @AmbiguousProxy 3 года назад

      I'm 27 and I still can't watch those movies.

  • @aljoschalong625
    @aljoschalong625 3 года назад +1

    That's my new favorite sentence, which put's Woody Allen's dying words of a hero of one of his storys, "No thank you, I already have a peguin.", into second place: "So you should be okay as long as you steer clear of poodles decending with terminal velocity." Thank you.

  • @osse1n
    @osse1n 4 года назад +54

    Being struck by a lightning is one of them - *bad luck Brian level 9000*

    • @edwardo2518
      @edwardo2518 4 года назад +4

      Very, 'Enlighting'! ( sorry can't help myself.)

    • @bp.pradhan9494
      @bp.pradhan9494 4 года назад

      At least you won't realise you are dead

    • @tiborklein5349
      @tiborklein5349 4 года назад +2

      The odds of being struck in your lifetime is 1 in 3,000. It's quite common.

    • @user-tw4yo7xk9n
      @user-tw4yo7xk9n 4 года назад

      Tibor Klein so common I bumped into a stranger who told me his story, he did inspirational speaches etc after it

  • @justaneditygangstar
    @justaneditygangstar 4 года назад +30

    Thoughty2 starting to look like a Rdr 2 NPC

  • @supercomputer0448
    @supercomputer0448 3 года назад +5

    13:07 I want to know exactly how he was hiding under the toilet.

  • @SugmaNatsu
    @SugmaNatsu 4 года назад +6

    "Beer tsunami" sounds like my dad's dream lol

  • @electgeeexe
    @electgeeexe 4 года назад +15

    Me: *Makes a joke*
    Thoughty2: "You can die from that!"

  • @4NDROM3D4
    @4NDROM3D4 4 года назад +33

    already dying with anxiety and this vid just-

  • @SithisXVII
    @SithisXVII 3 года назад +4

    I heard something like a weed eater going with the music and thought this track was kinda lit, then I paused and heard the weed eater outside :3

  • @karatewithelian9014
    @karatewithelian9014 4 года назад +9

    1:45
    me hows actually a Syrian that lives around homs: da freak is going down there in Damascus(also known as al sham) or up there in aleppo

  • @AtarAxy23
    @AtarAxy23 4 года назад +36

    Your the best channel to binge during this lockdown

  • @liamwright5021
    @liamwright5021 4 года назад +25

    I hope when I am directly above my gas heater it blows up sending it flying through the floor killing me

    • @AverageAlien
      @AverageAlien 4 года назад

      specific

    • @smoke4131
      @smoke4131 4 года назад +7

      Death with fire is the purest death
      - Melisandre

    • @AverageAlien
      @AverageAlien 4 года назад

      @@smoke4131 of course she'd say that

    • @fattyjaybird7505
      @fattyjaybird7505 4 года назад

      That would be death by high speed furnace 😁

  • @daveh9134
    @daveh9134 4 года назад +3

    Mate... I just want to say thank-you for your enthusiastic and hilariously factual videos. It makes my days on the planet more enjoyable and less full of anxiety in the current world situation. Thank you again.

  • @insertwittyprofilenamehere
    @insertwittyprofilenamehere 4 года назад +3

    Thanks for giving me a whole list of things that will def keep me awake all night

  • @miaalamaras6393
    @miaalamaras6393 4 года назад +7

    "I want to end on one incredible antidote that might just make you smile"
    *talks about someone being tortched over a gain grill*

  • @mattysancho8988
    @mattysancho8988 4 года назад +29

    Your chances of dying may be small but it’s never 0%
    Seen a meme of a money shooting a rifle, and it said your chances of being shot by a money is small but it’s never 0%
    So I thought it worked here... which it does lol

    • @mattysancho8988
      @mattysancho8988 4 года назад

      SAMURAI 武士 ... here’s the thing about numbers though, it’s not.
      If I said you can have 0.0002% of Apple’s annual income are you going to say “no that’s basically zero”??? Yeahhhh see how that works buddy ol pal lol!!

    • @mattysancho8988
      @mattysancho8988 4 года назад +1

      SAMURAI 武士 hahahahaha!!!!!!
      Boi get lost lol!!!!!!!

    • @pszych2445
      @pszych2445 3 года назад

      SAMURAI 武士 Apple is a trillion dollar plus company

  • @hawaiianpunch1813
    @hawaiianpunch1813 3 года назад +2

    thoughty2 really be saving my depression and mental state

  • @nathanolorcisimo7796
    @nathanolorcisimo7796 3 года назад

    Just searching something about arrihichion and saw this video. I already loved this channel. Very informative and explanation was so clear. Love it!

  • @user-vn7ce5ig1z
    @user-vn7ce5ig1z 4 года назад +12

    • The poodle chain of events is straight from _Final Destination_ .
    • The one where they guy killed himself in his sleep is terrifying because it could happen to anyone. Anyone can have a sleep-walking event even if you've never sleep-walked before. What if it happens while dreaming about doing something deadly like cutting yourself, jumping off the roof, or whatever. It sounds like something out of _Nightmare on Elm St._ . Also, he specifically wrote it wasn't suicide, but they still ruled it as a suicide. That's not fair (and potentially also screws over any beneficiary if he had life-insurance). 😒
    • Anton Yelchin's car slipped a gear. His family sued Fiat Chrysler because the Jeep had a known defect.
    • The video-game players that died were part of the genesis of the Polybius legend.
    • Larry Ely Murillo-Moncada didn't fall behind a water-cooler, he fell behind a cooler (fridge/freezer/etc.) in a No Frills grocery store where he worked. He was declared missing and only discovered when they renovated the store 10 years later. :-\
    • Where did you get the thing about King Ironside's assassin being _under_ the toilet? He was only said to have been stabbed while on the loo, there's nothing about the assassin being under it. (I suspect Tyrion killing Tywin was inspired by this.)
    • The piano in the Condor (strip) Club wasn't on a hydraulic motor, it was connected by cables so that performer Carol Doda could descend on it from the ceiling. (The girl survived because she was thin enough to still breathe until help came.)
    14:19 - That's "the rack" of torture infamy.

    • @AceFuzzLord
      @AceFuzzLord 4 года назад

      One of my brothers once was sleepwalking and got a sharp kitchen knife and went into my other brothers room. He was just a kid and could have easily killed him

    • @joetroutt7425
      @joetroutt7425 4 года назад

      The piano thing had me guessing

  • @AtrueRoman
    @AtrueRoman 4 года назад +11

    11:20 that turn dark soon

  • @yeetocheeto8102
    @yeetocheeto8102 4 года назад +2

    That first one was like
    .
    get ready to giggle a lot or something
    .
    "I've won but... at what cost"

  • @gordonbingeman1604
    @gordonbingeman1604 Год назад +1

    This video made me feel more relaxed about covid. It was a way of saying relax, anything can kill you randomly and to put our minds at ease about today's world and any troubles each day. A sick humour let's say, to make us feel less anxious and feeling overwhelmed and to say take a breath. We are still okay today. Thank you thoughy2 for this video! I wish more people thought this way, to stay in the present and focus on each moment

  • @Don-mw8rb
    @Don-mw8rb 4 года назад +36

    If death is around the corner I guess I’m good, I’m staying inside my house 😎

    • @norma8686
      @norma8686 4 года назад

      Your own home is not safe, there are a lot of ways you can die while inside.

    • @ritagomes7838
      @ritagomes7838 4 года назад +4

      No corners in your house?

    • @sandra98facebook
      @sandra98facebook 4 года назад +2

      if dead is around the corner just draw a circle around you like in that one spongebob episode

    • @Don-mw8rb
      @Don-mw8rb 4 года назад +1

      Rita Gomes nope. My house is made entirely out of curves, not one 90 degree angle in my house.

    • @ritagomes7838
      @ritagomes7838 4 года назад

      @@Don-mw8rb A jungle hut then? Got it...

  • @DaVeganZombie
    @DaVeganZombie 4 года назад +33

    8:33
    The fact you didn’t call it “Brewnami” is disappointing.

    • @larrymccarthy3068
      @larrymccarthy3068 4 года назад

      he also should have said "the great molassacre" for the molasses spill, can't confirm that the north end still smells like molasses on exceptionally hot days though.

  • @adammustafa3330
    @adammustafa3330 3 года назад

    Chrysippus' comment about the donkey, although evidently so hilarious that it even killed him, still seems very much like one of those "You had to be there" moments to really be able to appreciate it. I too chortle at my own jokes at times like a jackass but...holy crap.

  • @iNightz
    @iNightz Год назад +1

    I find myself watching your videos just before I go to bed and even your older vids I just love your content

  • @jayalbertcastigador9274
    @jayalbertcastigador9274 4 года назад +5

    12:06
    Everytime I step into an elevator, I always think of this

    • @clam4597
      @clam4597 4 года назад

      What, that you might discover a decaped head?

    • @NefariousKoel
      @NefariousKoel 4 года назад

      I've ended up in a stuck elevator twice in my life.
      The first time, I actually had to do that scary crawl-out with about a 2 or 3 foot tall space between the floor of the elevator and the ceiling outside. Like seeing yourself in a horror movie. Complete with the building guy, who manually opened the door from outside, telling us "it's perfectly safe to squeeze out. The elevator won't fall, I swear."

  • @cheyenneadams6834
    @cheyenneadams6834 4 года назад +16

    "Your stomach begins to eat it's self, that's exactly what happens when you have a stomach ulcer"
    And its so painful!!! I got the whole of lining of my stomach burnt last Monday, I had ulcers so bad ahh I felt like I was dieing

    • @ADerpyReality
      @ADerpyReality 4 года назад +4

      Sometimes lactose and other intolerances are caused by stomach ulcers and will go away if removed.

    • @NefariousKoel
      @NefariousKoel 4 года назад +4

      You really have to start worrying whenever your ulcer makes you vomit after every meal.
      Must mean that your body prefers to eat itself over actual food at that point.

    • @cheyenneadams6834
      @cheyenneadams6834 4 года назад

      Yeah I was at that point ... That's why I had the surgery. It was scarey as

  • @sandrooliboni
    @sandrooliboni 3 года назад

    YOU are killing me with "Puddle dissenting at Terminal velocity"!!

  • @DatOneCat
    @DatOneCat 3 года назад +3

    Can i just say, I gotta an AD for a spaghetti recipe at the section of "Eating yourself to death.".

  • @solvableplane3212
    @solvableplane3212 4 года назад +6

    Remember kids. don't go to sleep , you never know if you'll wake up.

  • @user-im4ch7lj4j
    @user-im4ch7lj4j 4 года назад +3

    WOO regular uploads 👏👏

  • @MuhammadAli-ve7mt
    @MuhammadAli-ve7mt 3 года назад +2

    Dude I was going to get myself a glass of water before watching this video
    Don't feel like doing it anymore

  • @nichts8200
    @nichts8200 4 года назад

    There was a case on a small island. A Taxidriver got a guest, they drove to a crossing; killing a scooter driver. Some time later, the same Taxidriver, killed the brother(riding a scooter) of the first scooter victim, at the same crossing..., with same guest on bord. The case with the suizidale Poodle rememberd me:)

  • @codyscott14
    @codyscott14 4 года назад +83

    Last time I was this early... my girlfriend was left severely dissatisfied

    • @urbanllama4208
      @urbanllama4208 4 года назад +9

      Well that's unfortunate.

    • @gerhardhermann1571
      @gerhardhermann1571 4 года назад +2

      Did you already change the girlfriend ?

    • @ritagomes7838
      @ritagomes7838 4 года назад +6

      Premature ejaculation jokes are tight... xDD

    • @ritagomes7838
      @ritagomes7838 4 года назад +1

      Also the word you were aimming at is ''unsatisfied''...

    • @codeylee8494
      @codeylee8494 4 года назад +1

      @@ritagomes7838 I see you're a man of culture

  • @blackdagger7332
    @blackdagger7332 4 года назад +3

    ...Every single one is understandable, but a flying metal plate flying for 3 kilometers...? God damn, that is what i call bad luck...

    • @rubio164
      @rubio164 4 года назад

      That it were on tarragona

  • @BioHunter1990
    @BioHunter1990 3 года назад +1

    Don’t forget about they guy being crushed to death during the Salem Witch Trials who kept saying “more weight!”

  • @PyroMancer2k
    @PyroMancer2k 3 года назад +1

    The guy who made the donkey joke and then fell down laugh followed by a fit sounds like he might of had a stroke. I've heard that in some cases people who have stroke/anurisum in the head start acting strange right before they collapse because the misfiring in the brain.

  • @benedictsamuel7254
    @benedictsamuel7254 4 года назад +12

    Ahh feels good to have a distraction from this whole pandemic, thanks Thoughty2 :)

  • @mbotela9979
    @mbotela9979 4 года назад +15

    This video isn't helping my anxiety 😭

    • @Oatsys
      @Oatsys 4 года назад +1

      SAME LOL

    • @user-we5zq6re9d
      @user-we5zq6re9d 4 года назад +1

      Don't worry I'm here to help
      Hug? ⊂((・▽・))⊃

    • @BeanMachine360
      @BeanMachine360 4 года назад

      Fear not, i will just quickly kill death,
      got some 7.62mm? im a bit low and that demon is looking at me strange

    • @hofmeister15
      @hofmeister15 4 года назад

      Sweat it out bud ur gana die get over it. U have to be happy for every monment and enjoy the torment. If ur feeling something then at least you know ur still alive

  • @maz5-870
    @maz5-870 3 года назад +2

    i feel like thoughty2 is my grandpa when he talks

  • @Mantellla
    @Mantellla 4 года назад +1

    0:45 "I've won... But at what cost?"

  • @DaveJansenTPV
    @DaveJansenTPV 4 года назад +3

    @9:20 That's fine, i wan't planning on sleeping tonight anyway.

  • @joeymorangarza
    @joeymorangarza 4 года назад +4

    Homer Simpson: Beer tsunami? Mmmm....(imagines wave of beer smashing into him)

    • @DacLMK
      @DacLMK 4 года назад

      Not just Homer, that's every European's dream, especially the Belgians and Dutch.

    • @massivelegend5209
      @massivelegend5209 3 года назад

      Beer? Smashing? Mmmmmm?!

  • @RappersDelight808
    @RappersDelight808 4 года назад

    Just ordered 'Stick A Flag In It' as a thank you for all the content and I get an awesome book too. Amazing. Thanks for all the hundreds of videos. Love them

  • @fabulousbrit
    @fabulousbrit 4 года назад +2

    I wish someone would name their band "Poodles Descending at Terminal Velocity"

  • @testosterone0003
    @testosterone0003 4 года назад +3

    11:17 as a kid the same thing happened to me except the end result was that I pissed myself

  • @nathan-iz2bq
    @nathan-iz2bq 4 года назад +271

    *I changed the comment so the replies won't make sense*

    • @brendarojas5613
      @brendarojas5613 4 года назад +1

      *an

    • @davidsnow2653
      @davidsnow2653 4 года назад +7

      i'm not obese and i don't live in Syria... so i'm 50/50 there mate

    • @sandra98facebook
      @sandra98facebook 4 года назад +2

      and died chocking on popcorn while watching a poodle fall from a building onto a woman that caused a man to get run over and another man to have a heart attack, what a life he had.. but hey at least he didn't get crushed by a piano while having intercourse with his girlfriend !!

    • @cenzgullo3097
      @cenzgullo3097 4 года назад

      nathan ormiston and gay.......

    • @SynKronos
      @SynKronos 4 года назад

      Sounds like the average US marine. shit no it was the terrorists that did it 😂

  • @leonardtreman6457
    @leonardtreman6457 4 года назад

    The best part of Corona virus is you making more videos Thoughty2

  • @seanrallis6714
    @seanrallis6714 3 года назад

    The guy slitting his throat in his sleep reminds me of a dream I have as a kid. I was being chased by a monster with big, long, blade-like claws. Finally, it caught me, and with one claw, slit my throat. Everything faded to black and I woke up, still utterly convinced that I was bleeding to death, and clutched my throat, screaming for my mom. It took her a good while to convince me that my neck was fine.

  • @alabasterfiretruck6046
    @alabasterfiretruck6046 3 года назад +4

    When I was 17 I died while climbing a ladder in shop class. They never gave me a clear diagnosis. They just said it was sudden death syndrome. So don't worry about dying in your sleep, it can just as easily happen when you're awake :)

  • @LiMCRiMZ
    @LiMCRiMZ 3 года назад +1

    I just realised that I definitely wanna die laughing far too much at one of my own jokes.

  • @kingsylvester6337
    @kingsylvester6337 Год назад

    I see the invisible dude from the final destination movies been busy in a really innovative way.

  • @poopiesmacks3807
    @poopiesmacks3807 4 года назад +3

    Never use the bathroom in a dream!

  • @yishi.4466
    @yishi.4466 3 года назад +3

    I wonder how many times he said "died" or "for example"...idk just wondering..
    *WOULD I DIE IF I COUNTED IT?!- I- I'm over reacting.. ;-;"*

  • @TheJege12
    @TheJege12 3 года назад

    5:25 that is THE FAKEST "biting" I have ever seen on that burger right there:'D

  • @GitGoodGaming
    @GitGoodGaming 3 года назад

    Sunds sounds like the best way to go tbh. Warm and cozy in your own bed dreaming until you dont.

  • @Quizzimo
    @Quizzimo 4 года назад +5

    King Adolf Fredrik died of a stroke btw. Jag är svensk och har kollat upp detta ( Im Swedish and Ive looked into it )