Film Theory: How To BEAT Michael Myers (Halloween)

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    Halloween is a CLASSIC horror movie - the granddaddy of the slasher genre. It introduced to the world the iconic Michael Myers. Who, when you think about, seems like some kind of SUPER human. That got me thinking, how does he keep escaping death? Theorists, today we figure out how to BEAT Michael Myers once and for all!
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  • @DeadMeat
    @DeadMeat 5 лет назад +35875

    You could probably just pump a dog full of radiation and leave it out for Michael to eat. Man, he loves eatin' dogs.

    • @devont7444
      @devont7444 5 лет назад +2138

      Welcome to the kill count, where we tally up the victims in all of our favorite horror movies. I’m James A. Janisse and today we are looking at...

    • @jordanjoestar3474
      @jordanjoestar3474 5 лет назад +544

      Such a genius man...

    • @personperson271
      @personperson271 5 лет назад +374

      Wouldn't the dog just loose all of his stem cells and nothing more would happen cuz isn't he supposed to be exposed to the radiation

    • @sandranguyen4759
      @sandranguyen4759 5 лет назад +121

      Dead Meat hallo james

    • @adagioredshift1149
      @adagioredshift1149 5 лет назад +92

      Dead Meat hot dogs without the hot

  • @DragonPuppsEntertainment
    @DragonPuppsEntertainment 5 лет назад +10208

    Just ask him how he's doing and he'll probably open up to you and not want to kill you. Maybe he's just upset everyone asks him what he's doing and not how he's doing.

  • @ZayMaster321
    @ZayMaster321 Год назад +1253

    I like how Matt came up with this confusing way of killing him and all Laurie strode needed was three knives and a fridge😂

    • @robjassal6638
      @robjassal6638 Год назад +32

      Lmfao exactly what I was thinking

    • @axela8438
      @axela8438 Год назад +58

      I expected more from the movie

    • @thecrew7700
      @thecrew7700 Год назад +9

      @@axela8438 yep

    • @invintedwalnut
      @invintedwalnut Год назад +9

      @@axela8438 it was better than kills at least

    • @allgerfan
      @allgerfan Год назад +10

      @@invintedwalnut no it wasn't

  • @remyyasui4771
    @remyyasui4771 Год назад +228

    My best friend was diagnosed with Leukemia about a year ago and has been going through a lot. Thankfully she has recovered and is done with her main treatment. I really appreciate Mat covering Leukemia and what people suffering from it goes through. Thanks Mat!

  • @johnconnor3963
    @johnconnor3963 3 года назад +5598

    How to beat Michael Myers:
    1. Be the cameraman

  • @Gojirawars03
    @Gojirawars03 2 года назад +3722

    “He’s human.”
    Halloween Kills: _”Is he though?”_

    • @nekogamer2508
      @nekogamer2508 2 года назад +107

      People forget he's possessed by the devil

    • @hiracoverband
      @hiracoverband 2 года назад +79

      @@nekogamer2508 he still has a mortal body tho..

    • @neiloconnor7776
      @neiloconnor7776 2 года назад +109

      @@hiracoverband through but the more he kills the stronger he gets and he can't be killed

    • @someguyinazoo
      @someguyinazoo 2 года назад +86

      @@nekogamer2508 thats not cannon,Halloween 1978,Halloween 2018,and Halloween kills are canon

    • @kristaherrin4527
      @kristaherrin4527 2 года назад +1

      Right?? He literally is not human lmao

  • @jamestomato1744
    @jamestomato1744 Год назад +302

    I think the luring part might be the toughest. As slow as he is, he can be surprisingly clever.

    • @somethingenglish9723
      @somethingenglish9723 Год назад +33

      That’s the scariest part of Michael for me. He clearly has no empathy, doesn’t speak, it would have been so easy for him to be basically a walking zombie. But no, he’s intelligent. He lures people, stalks them, thinks through his advances. There’s a mind behind the mask.

    • @Thegodsunwantedchild
      @Thegodsunwantedchild 11 месяцев назад +17

      True, he's not an idiot. There's a good chance he'd be able to surmise what you're up to, and find a way around it.

    • @CheesyJesse
      @CheesyJesse 5 месяцев назад +3

      But he IS able to be knocked unconscious, so if you do that and get him into the room fast enough this theory could work

    • @giselafonseca6656
      @giselafonseca6656 5 месяцев назад

      We could have a dead dog go in

    • @Raviel_lvansia
      @Raviel_lvansia Месяц назад

      You need to find a good actor

  • @BRADSFUNFACT
    @BRADSFUNFACT Год назад +342

    Every single villain fears Matpat

  • @blake2697
    @blake2697 3 года назад +6017

    How to beat Michael Myers:
    1. walk faster than 0.5 mph
    2. Don't go inside
    3. just wait until November 1st
    Edit: 4. Don't trip

  • @jaymee5610
    @jaymee5610 4 года назад +2894

    Never forget, you're considered a human if you;
    A: Eat dogs
    B: Can breathe

  • @HawkieVFX
    @HawkieVFX Год назад +34

    There was a theory by Laurie that the more he fights and kills the stronger he gets. He’s basically a pokemon. And the more he kills and the higher the xp gets. He also has a health bar, if he gets hit too hard he has a recharge period of seconds to 10 yrs. Michael in the old man timeline can’t grow back his limbs or heal from permanent injuries.

    • @denisiisi5983
      @denisiisi5983 Месяц назад

      Bahahahahahaha he's a pokemon! Love that!

  • @sallypumpkin8201
    @sallypumpkin8201 Год назад +44

    A friend of mine wanted to be Michael Meyers for Halloween our senior year and his mom bought him a cat in the hat...hat and he wore it like a badge of honor

  • @nyteblayde9049
    @nyteblayde9049 4 года назад +1548

    "He's not murdering muppets"
    ... yet

  • @RRIVER_CLAWS
    @RRIVER_CLAWS 4 года назад +2757

    How to beat Michael:
    - use spine chill
    - loop him for 5 gens
    - open the exit gates
    > escape

  • @Thisisjuansaccount
    @Thisisjuansaccount Год назад +13

    Huge Grinder be like: Am I joke to you?

  • @nexxyart3614
    @nexxyart3614 9 месяцев назад +24

    This theory single handedly made a better ending than the one they actually gave us

  • @clyff4008
    @clyff4008 5 лет назад +19500

    Just use a reverse Uno card

    • @josies2804
      @josies2804 5 лет назад +455

      +4 🤣

    • @geo5378
      @geo5378 5 лет назад +403

      Swap hands

    • @C0mplicat3d
      @C0mplicat3d 5 лет назад +112

      Ikr 😂😂

    • @soupepictrek1397
      @soupepictrek1397 5 лет назад +398

      Michal Meyers: * Reveals hand full of blue, green, yellow and red reverse cards. *

    • @zelyt
      @zelyt 5 лет назад +426

      *Michael about to kill you*
      *Pulls out reverse card*
      *Michael kills himself*

  • @Ghostkillaz
    @Ghostkillaz 3 года назад +2430

    When I was younger I used to think Michael Myers was Jason's Dad. Lol

  • @andrewwilson5104
    @andrewwilson5104 Год назад +53

    Also the original 1978 Halloween movie is still the best movie in the franchise

  • @s_i_m_pp
    @s_i_m_pp 9 месяцев назад +8

    The fact matpat made this and now in Halloween ends it’s as easy as knocking him unconscious and then putting him in a huge shredder 💀

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 года назад +6092

    You can literally run like Barry Allen, but Michael will always walk faster than you

    • @loguspogus9226
      @loguspogus9226 2 года назад +208

      Searched u up on google, you literally have your own Wikipedia page and multiple images

    • @noddlelebowski1074
      @noddlelebowski1074 2 года назад +27

      2nd on one of your comments yoooo

    • @-therealryangosling-
      @-therealryangosling- 2 года назад +31

      yo who even are you lol I see you everywhere

    • @Monke0
      @Monke0 2 года назад +10

      4th yeah

    • @spam2680
      @spam2680 2 года назад +23

      Please you need to tell me what you are. I'm going insane

  • @luxypher7475
    @luxypher7475 4 года назад +735

    When he said acid, I fr thought we were about to get this boy high

    • @stevenmorales7814
      @stevenmorales7814 3 года назад +25

      LMAOOOOOOO

    • @randomstuffnow1171
      @randomstuffnow1171 3 года назад +33

      Good idea get him high then throw him into the radiation room then zap them nuts why am I not removing that text well i need some food

    • @tonyjohnson3717
      @tonyjohnson3717 3 года назад +3

      Give him about 6 tabs and tell him to buckle up.

    • @mariyahgamez6755
      @mariyahgamez6755 3 года назад

      AAAAAA

    • @unnecessaryjourney634
      @unnecessaryjourney634 3 года назад +2

      I mean... we could probably do something like that if you really want?

  • @Moon_dude_offical
    @Moon_dude_offical 2 месяца назад +4

    Matt Pat was like “poor him in radiation” Meanwhile Laurie just needed a couple knives in the fridge.

  • @titusbarsczewski7653
    @titusbarsczewski7653 8 месяцев назад +6

    The best way to kite him and get him into the radiation room is by taking his mask and tossing it into the room, when he loses his mask that becomes his priority number 1

  • @thesilverduke
    @thesilverduke 5 лет назад +776

    “His own personal little MIKE-rowave”
    Why waste all that radiation when you can just kill him with bad puns?

    • @Laki2006
      @Laki2006 5 лет назад +16

      Micheal is too powerful, he won't cringe at the puns and the puns will kill you instead

    • @MrGuy-xq5uv
      @MrGuy-xq5uv 5 лет назад +16

      Cuz he'll whip out that goddamn reverse card

    • @peepock7796
      @peepock7796 4 года назад

      Waste radiation?

    • @jimbo_guy
      @jimbo_guy 4 года назад +3

      @@MrGuy-xq5uv But Then Respond With "No U Infinity"

    • @candlestone5397
      @candlestone5397 4 года назад +3

      Ok, ive thrown six jokebooks at him and he aint slowing down, now what?

  • @jaxbartlett4068
    @jaxbartlett4068 4 года назад +832

    Micheal Myers: finds a shotgun
    Also Micheal Myers: I’m too used to stabbing, so I’ll do it again

    • @TheFerretofEarth
      @TheFerretofEarth 3 года назад +27

      Jax Bartlett Imagine if they make a new movie and he finds a spoon

    • @forestlol6865
      @forestlol6865 3 года назад +14

      Corgi Reach he’d be 64x more effective

    • @helenhensman
      @helenhensman 3 года назад +8

      @@forestlol6865
      Just give him a sandal that's pure nightmare fuel and the worst pain

    • @GAn1ms
      @GAn1ms 3 года назад +2

      *can’t teach an old dog new tricks*

    • @undeadneko20gaming25
      @undeadneko20gaming25 2 года назад

      @@TheFerretofEarth lol this was my reaction to Alice madness returns aka these one enemies have spoons and I was on call like wtf is a spoon gonna do

  • @SirScroatyPeniasMcCheese
    @SirScroatyPeniasMcCheese Год назад +7

    1:18 In the words of JonTron: "That one didn't age quite so well"

  • @maksymhuskinson6337
    @maksymhuskinson6337 Год назад +11

    The reason that there are so many Michael Myers things that cancel each other out is because there’s a bunch of different Michael Myers universities but most of them start with Halloween one

  • @marcelikesthepals8490
    @marcelikesthepals8490 5 лет назад +599

    The way to kill Michael Myers is by showing him RUclips rewind

  • @brymetheous2387
    @brymetheous2387 2 года назад +1581

    after watching Halloween kills, this is particularly relevant

    • @titan5045
      @titan5045 2 года назад +32

      This movie has been scaring the crap out of me so I was like "ah something that'll make me less scared"

    • @natethejit5304
      @natethejit5304 2 года назад +18

      @@titan5045 ik you’ve probably heard this before but just know it’s not real and you will feel better, my parents made sure I knew that

    • @brandonsavitski
      @brandonsavitski 2 года назад +61

      Anyone notice that in Halloween H20 Michael Myers puts his mask and outfit on a random normal guy. That guy gets ejected through the windshield of the Van, Gets up like it's no big deal just like he's actually Michael Myers, rammed by the huge van head on, knocked / tumbles down a few hundred feet down a ravine, van lands on top of his back not snapping his spinal cord, and is still alive like an actual bossanova until he gets beheaded. That man doesn't get enough love. Michael Myers would have been proud of him.

    • @shreks_ex_wife3271
      @shreks_ex_wife3271 2 года назад +5

      I laughed the whole time

    • @titan5045
      @titan5045 2 года назад +5

      @@natethejit5304 thanks it was my first one of these which made it worse but yeah it should be better soon

  • @Well-rounded-rifleman
    @Well-rounded-rifleman Год назад +2

    The hermit joke got me imagining r
    The Muppets against Michael myers. Priceless

  • @rmbwemanplays5567
    @rmbwemanplays5567 Год назад +2

    “Burning doesn’t effect him” also micheal: stays in coma for 10 years

  • @benjieabbas3322
    @benjieabbas3322 5 лет назад +602

    I've heard "Leukemia" countless times. But only here did I learn what happens and how it's actually treated. That's nice. Thanks Mattpat.

    • @WoulouIII
      @WoulouIII 5 лет назад +2

      Same, thanks matpat

    • @r2nzx0
      @r2nzx0 5 лет назад +5

      actually currently the main treatment for leukemia is chemotherapy and bone marrow transplants

    • @chrisallen9638
      @chrisallen9638 5 лет назад +11

      @@r2nzx0 Yeah, but chemotherapy still does basically the same thing, destroying cells, just chemically rather than with radiation

    • @Highwayman21
      @Highwayman21 5 лет назад +2

      #ThankYouRoman

    • @x6xconnorx9x
      @x6xconnorx9x 5 лет назад +4

      Conor Dolan I was thinking the exact same thing #ThankYouRoman

  • @somethingedgy2185
    @somethingedgy2185 3 года назад +1887

    So the last movie in the series should be called "Michael Goes to Chernobyl"

    • @TheMulToyVerse
      @TheMulToyVerse 3 года назад +46

      Are you insane? Even the radiation mentioned in the theory would prolly end up giving him extra strength, the ability to run and who knows what other powers.
      Chernobyl would absolutely give him a power-up. Not based on science, just based on slasher-movie logic
      -----
      Even look at TMNT 2: Secret of the Ooze...
      What took days or possibly even weeks to turn the turtles humanoid and Tokka/Rahzar humanoid only took about 2 minutes to take full effect on Shredder...
      And despite *drinking* the last vial of ooze, it mutates his clothes, his armor/helmet and even his flip’n cape, lol
      -----
      Then there’s the *best* and sometimes top-contender for cheesiest slasher ever; Jason (who’s actually not a bad guy, his is the superhero tale for abstinence)
      Anyway, those nano-bots regenerated a new mask for him for some reason... as if his mask was literally a genetic extension of him... I mean, I’m sure it has plenty of genetic material on it, but seriously? An über-mask? 😂🤣😅

    • @gwenbrazier5057
      @gwenbrazier5057 3 года назад +5

      love the profile pic

    • @Franz0818
      @Franz0818 3 года назад +9

      *CHEEKI BREEKI INTENSIFIES*

    • @paris5663
      @paris5663 3 года назад +8

      @@TheMulToyVerse jesus I can't tell if you're for real or you just don't know that this is a joke.

    • @TheMulToyVerse
      @TheMulToyVerse 3 года назад +3

      red kinda sus
      100% both
      I know it’s a joke, but I’m also playing it serious as if there were actual stakes in the real world
      😛

  • @helRAEzzzer
    @helRAEzzzer Год назад +4

    If Rasputin was a horror movie monster, he'd be Michael Myers.

  • @Acatandanomad
    @Acatandanomad Год назад +5

    I feel like the basic answer of simple suffocating could work too. Without oxygen, your stem cells, and all of the cells, start to shut down. Full suffocation, like, say, being buried alive while he's unconscious, it could work.

  • @StickMaster500
    @StickMaster500 5 лет назад +643

    And then he survives the radiation poisoning because movie logic

    • @JayJay-jd4vl
      @JayJay-jd4vl 5 лет назад +7

      Lol

    • @dorugoramon0518
      @dorugoramon0518 5 лет назад +34

      And mutates into a t-rex.

    • @JayJay-jd4vl
      @JayJay-jd4vl 5 лет назад +22

      @@dorugoramon0518 then forms shreks face and becomes the "shrek-asauros" because movie logic

    • @andhikasoehalim3170
      @andhikasoehalim3170 5 лет назад +9

      Just Chuck him into a Nuclear Waste disposal facility and lock him in there, he'll melt eventually and since he can't teleport, stay there

    • @lutris6887
      @lutris6887 5 лет назад +8

      @@JayJay-jd4vl then forms into part elmo into a shrelmo-saurus because movie logic (whats wrong with me?)

  • @LithiumThiefMusic
    @LithiumThiefMusic 5 лет назад +645

    MatPat's criteria for establishing whether something is human or not:
    1. Does it eat dogs?
    2. Does it breathe?
    If you answered "yes" to both, it is indeed a human.
    seems legit

    • @jancukasu
      @jancukasu 5 лет назад +2

      cringeteria

    • @cassualtea2040
      @cassualtea2040 5 лет назад +44

      I guess he's just kinda saying that Michael is in fact alive and mortal since he needs sustenance and oxygen. Unlike Freddy or Jason who can just keep on trucking. Which makes the solution for Michael much different from Freddy or Jason because Michael could still theoretically die.

    • @jkbutterfly3142
      @jkbutterfly3142 5 лет назад +12

      1. it eats
      2. it breathes
      3. it grows
      MRS GREF PPLS!

    • @quantumblauthor7300
      @quantumblauthor7300 5 лет назад +9

      If he breathes and eats dogs, he's a thot.

    • @mileskimasktheslumpgod
      @mileskimasktheslumpgod 5 лет назад +6

      but what if they only do one of the things?
      i mean i eat dogs but i definitely dont breathe so whats up with that

  • @corpselizzy
    @corpselizzy Год назад +5

    Matpat honestly roasting Michael Meyers walking is just amazing😂

  • @tabathawalker5745
    @tabathawalker5745 Год назад +8

    going back and watching this after watching halloween ends. this is better

  • @redjirachi1
    @redjirachi1 5 лет назад +248

    The real reason he survives is why all major slasher villains survive. Paraphrasing Dreadpool, "your power isn't regeneration, it's popularity"

    • @jackleavens1661
      @jackleavens1661 5 лет назад +19

      John Porteous I see that you have read "Deadpool Kills the Marvel Universe." Finally, a man of culture.

    • @justyoureverydayskater3110
      @justyoureverydayskater3110 5 лет назад +2

      Killogy less go sherlock holmes and shiii

    • @nikaash1
      @nikaash1 5 лет назад

      Just Your Every Day Skater fear does at the man things touch

    • @jimmy-ou4fm
      @jimmy-ou4fm 5 лет назад

      No the real reason is because it's a movie

    • @eckobesteckofromyoutubebes4896
      @eckobesteckofromyoutubebes4896 5 лет назад

      @@jimmy-ou4fm yah dud

  • @thehappyaipom6302
    @thehappyaipom6302 3 года назад +985

    So, funny enough, in Dead By Daylight, Michael is the only killer in the game who has literally Forced his way into the entities realm, and seems to be there and traversing of his own free will. It's a very nice nod to how super ambiguous Michael Myers is, and how truly dark of an entity he now is.

    • @cdxxlxil9159
      @cdxxlxil9159 2 года назад +100

      Also, other than Pyramid Head, he is the only killer in the game that seems to be able to get away with killing survivors directly without consequences or permission

    • @thatoneantoid51
      @thatoneantoid51 2 года назад +31

      @@cdxxlxil9159 meanwhile Pinhead just showed up too

    • @Josh-gn7tz
      @Josh-gn7tz 2 года назад +8

      Love that game

    • @thehappyaipom6302
      @thehappyaipom6302 2 года назад +24

      @@thatoneantoid51 see without more I thought it was kind of implied that the entity took the lament configuration, and in turn would eventually bring Pinhead or a cent bite at least, when eventually found by a survivor. It's vague but it would seem the Entity planned it this way.

    • @Ser_Embo
      @Ser_Embo 2 года назад +12

      The blight did force himself in to the realm by searching for it

  • @BronzeBendyOfficial
    @BronzeBendyOfficial Год назад +29

    11:45 you might wanna fact check, he can run, and hes so fast if you blink you'll die before noticing him. If you watch one of the flashback scenes in Halloween kills you'll see how fast he can run, and if he has incredible durability, he could run faster than a car and catch up to you.

    • @thewolvessquad4045
      @thewolvessquad4045 Год назад

      Wouldn't he die if his head was chopped off

    • @daviddow3705
      @daviddow3705 8 месяцев назад

      He cannot outrun a car tf?

    • @yahnah9116
      @yahnah9116 7 месяцев назад

      No he cant

    • @BronzeBendyOfficial
      @BronzeBendyOfficial 7 месяцев назад

      @@daviddow3705 he's inhuman, he can't feel pain which means he could physically push himself to run at any speed and not tire out.

    • @Prebuilt_Room901
      @Prebuilt_Room901 Месяц назад

      This video came out before Halloween Kills

  • @katistix7004
    @katistix7004 10 месяцев назад +1

    Least useful, most entertaining dbd build guide to counter Micheal I've ever seen

  • @lukeforce123
    @lukeforce123 5 лет назад +582

    Just loop him for the whole game then escape through the hatch

  • @extrememode6455
    @extrememode6455 5 лет назад +419

    No matter how fast you run, Michael Myers will always walk faster than you

    • @andrejoss475
      @andrejoss475 5 лет назад +59

      lol imagine Flash running at top speed, zooming across the world and everytime he looks back he just sees Myers casually walking towards him at pretty much the same speed that Flash is running
      just some slow 50 mile steps

    • @therealglop8424
      @therealglop8424 5 лет назад

      teleport*

    • @kirboysgaming6937
      @kirboysgaming6937 5 лет назад

      Extrememode lol

    • @JCResDoc94
      @JCResDoc94 5 лет назад +5

      everyone forgets the teleportation run is a power

    • @kirboysgaming6937
      @kirboysgaming6937 5 лет назад +1

      Helllllllllooooooooooooooooooo 😄

  • @PeaceUpH-Town
    @PeaceUpH-Town Год назад +6

    Who’s here after Halloween Ends
    👇

  • @Toriapress.007
    @Toriapress.007 Год назад +1

    I swear these voiceovers always have me cackling for one reason or the other 😭😭 3:18 aint now way this man just said "Halloween water"😭😭🤣

  • @DeadDropGamer
    @DeadDropGamer 5 лет назад +519

    I'm gonna be real here MatPat. The second you started talking about lethal radiation I was ready for you to talk about nuking him.

    • @e.j.wizerd2000
      @e.j.wizerd2000 5 лет назад +10

      ikr

    • @345635356
      @345635356 5 лет назад +10

      That would be overkill xD

    • @ItsYaBear
      @ItsYaBear 5 лет назад +18

      It would be affective however...

    • @PowerOf47
      @PowerOf47 5 лет назад +15

      Tactical nuke! Incoming! Boo Weep! Boo Weep!

    • @DelinquentChibi
      @DelinquentChibi 5 лет назад +13

      Old style Atom Bomb. Nothing left of the guy.

  • @michaelgleghorn9779
    @michaelgleghorn9779 3 года назад +3103

    I don't think Michael has super healing, I think that he's just filled with DETERMINATION.

    • @Destroyer-uz3qb
      @Destroyer-uz3qb 3 года назад +94

      No no no he not willaim afton

    • @oofman6744
      @oofman6744 3 года назад +25

      Harry Reid boi I can’t tell if that’s a joke

    • @piperboatright7132
      @piperboatright7132 3 года назад +28

      Omg I have no idea why this made me laugh so much

    • @jennypickle
      @jennypickle 3 года назад +53

      @@Destroyer-uz3qb That's from Undertale, not FNAF. I get why you think of William, though.

    • @theemeraldking3251
      @theemeraldking3251 3 года назад +17

      You could say he has an iron will to live 🤔

  • @williamwells434
    @williamwells434 7 месяцев назад +5

    So i should take Michael on a nice stroll through the Chernobyl concrete dome.

  • @rosekeyes3189
    @rosekeyes3189 Год назад

    I just discovered this channel and love it. Now I'm bringing them.

  • @TheJMReedy
    @TheJMReedy 5 лет назад +3401

    Thanks MatPat for your shout out to Leukemia Patients/Survivors! Coming up on 14 years Leukemia free myself and your description of the treatment I went through is spot on! I might actually refer people to this video when I describe it to people. Love everything you and Team Theorists do! Fun Fact: Because I was a kid during treatment, I was allowed to bring a stuffed animal with me to radiation treatment, so I legitimately have an irradiated stuffed rabbit named Mr. Bun Bun!

    • @youraverageguy2495
      @youraverageguy2495 5 лет назад +32

      Pinned, 1 like and 0 comment

    • @Drake-uk5rv
      @Drake-uk5rv 5 лет назад +63

      I am also a survivor. I was 11 when I got it.

    • @nz_am5859
      @nz_am5859 5 лет назад +37

      We all support you

    • @kemps574
      @kemps574 5 лет назад +12

      Funny for me Halloween was yesterday I'm in NZ

    • @imjustlumi1687
      @imjustlumi1687 5 лет назад +7

      Are u okay?

  • @jamespotter8467
    @jamespotter8467 5 лет назад +702

    I have a friend whose name is actually Michael Myers. His parents had a strange sense of humor. whenever we have a substitute they always do a double take when they read his name.

    • @spinecollector2054
      @spinecollector2054 5 лет назад +29

      Oh god well I guess that’s annoying

    • @emmajaubert6249
      @emmajaubert6249 5 лет назад +24

      r/thathappened

    • @jkbutterfly3142
      @jkbutterfly3142 5 лет назад +18

      One of my friends last names is krueger! 0.0

    • @harmc2301
      @harmc2301 5 лет назад +13

      James Potter I would so do that to my kid...

    • @unreal1019
      @unreal1019 5 лет назад +24

      @@emmajaubert6249 You can look it up, people have names like Michael Myers and even Freddy Krueger, you dumbass.

  • @aangtroy5176
    @aangtroy5176 Год назад +2

    Matpat's requirements for being human 1. eats dogs 2. breathes

  • @Dora_the_explorer._.
    @Dora_the_explorer._. Год назад +4

    Idea for surviving him...
    Don't be a baby sitter.

  • @lili-zv8zi
    @lili-zv8zi 5 лет назад +484

    No matter how fast you run,
    Michael Myers can walk faster.👀
    Motivational post of the day!🤗

  • @devillarratt4134
    @devillarratt4134 5 лет назад +485

    Imagine Myers coming after you with baby legs like Deadpool

  • @Mokey_MokeyLordofPuns
    @Mokey_MokeyLordofPuns Год назад +2

    I think the next death battle will prove you can just lock him in a room with Jason Voorhees

  • @SamuelGarcia-xp8mu
    @SamuelGarcia-xp8mu Год назад +2

    After watching holloween ends, he went from being called the shape to the out of shape

  • @theadequatebee7422
    @theadequatebee7422 4 года назад +551

    Just give him John wick’s dog
    A knife might not kill but a pencil will

    • @BrendaSueCook
      @BrendaSueCook 4 года назад +37

      The new crossover of the century. Micheal Myers VS. John Wick coming to theaters near you

    • @Chris_Brill
      @Chris_Brill 4 года назад +4

      TheAdequateBee don’t do that don’t give him ideas

    • @biurosutendozmei7906
      @biurosutendozmei7906 4 года назад +2

      @Max Katsiotis if u would watch Halloween movies and see that Michael Myers is fucking invincible , and John Wick is just a figher , James Bond , Steven seagal , jason statham , sylvester stallone will beat John Wick lol , even in real life.

    • @LuckyDucky1122
      @LuckyDucky1122 4 года назад +1

      John wick would unload 2 mags on him jab him with a pencil throw 3 knives 2 at his eyes and one at his stomach them finish him off by snapping his neck on a book

    • @ianis5631
      @ianis5631 4 года назад +3

      Movie makers: write that down. Now!

  • @rocksgio
    @rocksgio 5 лет назад +415

    Wait, if you cut Michael in half do both halves of his body regenerate? Could you potentially accidentally clone Michael Myers in an attempt to kill him?

    • @ninjtim1133
      @ninjtim1133 5 лет назад +26

      Gio oh shit

    • @BeckyNosferatu
      @BeckyNosferatu 5 лет назад +40

      That's one theory I've explored, yes... Which is fucking terrifying.

    • @Rob_Thorsman
      @Rob_Thorsman 5 лет назад +53

      Perhaps, but the lower part would have to grow a new brain and thus might not be psychotic.

    • @wooferjr169
      @wooferjr169 5 лет назад +27

      Some asshole would just line them up inside a slaughter house and then have it saw in like a small room of 1 and saw him in half to be 2 then 4 then 8 then 16, 32, 64, 128, etc. And let them all free.

    • @salamandersharp3387
      @salamandersharp3387 5 лет назад +5

      that is a very good and also terrifying question

  • @kingkit4856
    @kingkit4856 Год назад

    watched halloween in my horror film class, came back to watch this!

  • @bombasticbaconbro7748
    @bombasticbaconbro7748 Год назад +2

    Even moving doesn’t help because in the new Halloween ends movie, Laurie moves along with her granddaughter some where else but Michael still ends up following them.

  • @Versaucey
    @Versaucey 5 лет назад +776

    Man, Michael Myers has nothing against moms, if they whip out their flip flops or belt, done it'll be the end of him.

  • @michaeljcdo335
    @michaeljcdo335 2 года назад +1249

    Even after all these years, this is still my favourite film theory. The humour is on point and the graphics and editing accentuate and add to the humour.

    • @raptorjesus2516
      @raptorjesus2516 2 года назад +21

      I love this one mostly for the kermit joke

    • @GregGallagher
      @GregGallagher 2 года назад +8

      All these years? It’s literally been less than 3 years

    • @imHim710
      @imHim710 2 года назад +3

      All these years? Bruh you serious 🤣😭😂

    • @mattw8350
      @mattw8350 2 года назад +3

      @@raptorjesus2516 why you so easily amused 😐

    • @raptorjesus2516
      @raptorjesus2516 2 года назад +7

      @@mattw8350 I'm a simple person

  • @takumifujiwara1998
    @takumifujiwara1998 Год назад +1

    I hope he makes more Michael Myers theories

  • @kymaniplayz1766
    @kymaniplayz1766 Год назад +4

    Eh. They'll just make another timeline or pull a Resurrection and say thst it wasn't actually Miachel who died. But in the new one they just shoved him into a meat grinder.

  • @IzumiChan
    @IzumiChan 5 лет назад +718

    *Its obvious he carry's flex tape with him wherever he goes*

    • @devon7514
      @devon7514 5 лет назад +27

      He coveres himself with FLEX TAPE

    • @whawha8808
      @whawha8808 5 лет назад +7

      Obviously

    • @sincerecinnamon
      @sincerecinnamon 5 лет назад +31

      Michael Myers: * eyes get shot out* Flex tape guy: That's a lot of damage!

    • @benjaminwertz2379
      @benjaminwertz2379 5 лет назад +10

      *"THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TRY TO PLAY GOD!"*

    • @Foxy02016
      @Foxy02016 5 лет назад +8

      RUclips Reject HE IS FLEXTAPE

  • @josephl7930
    @josephl7930 5 лет назад +373

    Number 1 way to stop all monsters, vengeful ghosts, and evil villains, in its tracks:
    Low box office ! ! !

    • @joeburgess2464
      @joeburgess2464 5 лет назад +4

      Ah the old don't look at it and it'll go away. Jk

    • @chadfalardeau9162
      @chadfalardeau9162 5 лет назад +2

      Too late, it broke the box office.

    • @alexanderm8975
      @alexanderm8975 5 лет назад

      Just give him his candy and a cookie

    • @deathkiller2894
      @deathkiller2894 5 лет назад

      Chop him from the head to feet and you will still have a brain and lungs

    • @m1ssingnote
      @m1ssingnote 5 лет назад

      BRILLIANT 😂👏

  • @harperpopik
    @harperpopik 11 месяцев назад +1

    I love how in the newest movie Halloween ends the fact the he basically just gets hit with an axe is hilarious

  • @silvercatshadow
    @silvercatshadow Год назад +2

    He says “to do it, we’ve gotta be really really smart” but my brain thought he was gonna say “to do it, we’ve gotta be really really stupid” 😹😹😹

  • @mysticmimir1684
    @mysticmimir1684 5 лет назад +602

    I can’t believe he missed the opportunity to say Michael-Wave instead of Microwave

    • @dylpickle2559
      @dylpickle2559 5 лет назад +4

      Daniel Ilbråten one, yes it is
      Two, why the fucking f u c k would you call someone a slur because they made up a funny pun, jealous you couldn’t do it yourself or some shit?? Shut it easy bake oven

    • @barackobama8309
      @barackobama8309 5 лет назад +2

      @@Saucysaucevibe woah chill out my dude

    • @Saucysaucevibe
      @Saucysaucevibe 5 лет назад

      @@barackobama8309 Ok, sorry.

    • @todorokishoto2176
      @todorokishoto2176 4 года назад +2

      @Rockness cool you my sir ma'am are a genius

    • @mushroombivh848
      @mushroombivh848 4 года назад +5

      That is a very good pun.😂

  • @jzoid1351
    @jzoid1351 5 лет назад +375

    He is gonna use a gun as a knife?
    This dude really is a madman

    • @oxilef8471
      @oxilef8471 5 лет назад +6

      And he use a dynamite like a cigarette

    • @ezgameezdoge1915
      @ezgameezdoge1915 5 лет назад

      Lol

    • @brysonadams7040
      @brysonadams7040 5 лет назад

      Skwooks just take his gun away and shove it in his heart not even that maniac can live if something happened to his hart

    • @phrog2125
      @phrog2125 5 лет назад

      r/madlads

    • @ghostlylinks3422
      @ghostlylinks3422 5 лет назад

      How

  • @Nickray11
    @Nickray11 Год назад +2

    The movies mentioned from 2:57 to 3:34 are different storylines for the series

  • @Brasswatchman
    @Brasswatchman 7 месяцев назад +1

    2:55 Man, wouldn't that have been a fun Muppet Show episode...

  • @Youtoober-ru4lf
    @Youtoober-ru4lf 4 года назад +1040

    I'm an X-ray technician.
    Unfortunately, hospital x-ray machines won't output that much radiation in the time before he escapes. A single flouroscopy machine can emit about 1 gray in approximately 5 minutes. However, there are so many variables to this. If you put the machine on max dosage it may be closer to 3 minutes for a gray. You would need to have the machine pointed directly at him like a gun for him to receive that dose. Another thing to this, the x-ray machines would more than likely overheat after a single gray at full power and would need to be shut off for 30 minutes.
    Radiation works like millions of tiny bullets. They can ricochet and scatter all over the room just like bullets and will break apart when they hit stuff just like bullets. So if Michael isn't under direct line of fire, the radiation will attenuate (dissipate) on the lead infused walls and floors.
    In other words, you would need to have about 30 flouroscopy machines in a single room, which most hospitals don't carry a fraction of that amount. You would have to move them all to that single room, where flouroscopy machines are big, heavy, and take forever to turn on. Lastly each machine needs an operator to hold a button to emit radiation. You know, all while having a killer chasing you.
    To achieve that much of a radiation dose, you would need to take him to a nuclear deadzone, or a nuclear power plant.

    • @TheRoadhammer379
      @TheRoadhammer379 4 года назад +172

      so basically, he needs to be dumped in the heart of chernobyl

    • @b0t_345
      @b0t_345 4 года назад +38

      That’s about 1 fortnite player full

    • @leviboom0932
      @leviboom0932 4 года назад +30

      Send nukes

    • @snowangel92100
      @snowangel92100 4 года назад +66

      Well.. We take him to Springfield then. They have a functional nuclear power plant, extreme lack of security and so much neclear material and waste its not a surprised if it's dumped in a lake every other Tuesday. Or make the same plan just for a nuclear facility. I just perfer the Simpsons route.

    • @polkadotskirt
      @polkadotskirt 4 года назад +2

      Steven Libbon This is too long•_•

  • @rpaleg
    @rpaleg 3 года назад +728

    Micheal is attacking everybody because he wants to find someone like him that's "immortal", all he wants is a friend.

    • @arafe.1012
      @arafe.1012 3 года назад +35

      the cult movie says he gets immortallity if he keeps on killing cause of cult powers

    • @WavyFH
      @WavyFH 3 года назад +46

      Call Jason

    • @Aeros005
      @Aeros005 3 года назад +2

      Elmo

    • @Skyler2k5
      @Skyler2k5 3 года назад +19

      @@WavyFH Michael x Jason otp

    • @3121Bana
      @3121Bana 3 года назад +7

      Literally call Jason or Fnaf or chucky heck I'll talk to him

  • @DemonWolfLov45
    @DemonWolfLov45 Год назад

    with the new movie: Halloween ends, you should make another one of these theory vids!

  • @annakassabian3885
    @annakassabian3885 Год назад

    Omg while I was watching this video I got a ad for a new Halloween movie 🍿 🎥 🎃

  • @coolstory6193
    @coolstory6193 2 года назад +425

    I feel like if he’s chasing you, and you get in a car and get on an airplane to go to another state or country and Michael Myers will be right there waiting for you. Lol. Dude took Gokus instant transmission technique.

    • @w1ndgeneral226
      @w1ndgeneral226 2 года назад +64

      Now I'm imagining him holding a sign with your name on it.

    • @Ben7892
      @Ben7892 2 года назад +8

      @@w1ndgeneral226 now I’m imagining it aswell

    • @towertorturials3950
      @towertorturials3950 Год назад +5

      "Hmm, trying to run I see?"

  • @jesterjacks3933
    @jesterjacks3933 5 лет назад +312

    Don't you know?
    Powerwalking is the most efficient mode of travel.

    • @thatcrystalpie
      @thatcrystalpie 5 лет назад +10

      Steadily staring at someone while power walking toward them from a long distance is the most intimidating mode of travel.

    • @themap5482
      @themap5482 5 лет назад +1

      Jason, Michael, and 2 million other slashers aprove.

    • @branislavkocic3518
      @branislavkocic3518 5 лет назад +1

      Captain Holt of Brooklyn 99? xD

    • @notreal5826
      @notreal5826 5 лет назад

      Or driving, or biking, or you know, uber, basically anything but walking, or crawling

  • @BelgorathTheSorcerer
    @BelgorathTheSorcerer Год назад +1

    "Doctor" House in a law enforcement position is a hundred times scarier than anything Michael Myers can do.

  • @In.the.mood.2
    @In.the.mood.2 Год назад +3

    The reason I think the hospital radiation won’t work is because we’ve seen him smash through doors and walls what’s stopping him from doing exactly that. And brutally murdering you. Because as you said he needs to be exposed to thirty grays in that time he could most definitely smash his way through the door.

  • @andreingramakadjscrewrip7372
    @andreingramakadjscrewrip7372 3 года назад +628

    I always thought that he was unkillable because he's a metaphor for human evil

    • @madisonjames6917
      @madisonjames6917 3 года назад +10

      No that can’t be it

    • @rhemedyextract7688
      @rhemedyextract7688 3 года назад +21

      @@madisonjames6917 yes he is literally a demon or the devil

    • @xthepotatowolfx2334
      @xthepotatowolfx2334 3 года назад +61

      Yeah the original creators of Halloween said that Michael Myers is a metaphor for human evil and that there’s no way of stopping it.

    • @Welsh7133
      @Welsh7133 3 года назад +6

      @@rhemedyextract7688 what are you doing here? I thought you were dead...
      How’s Lenny?

    • @rhemedyextract7688
      @rhemedyextract7688 3 года назад +9

      @@Welsh7133 lenny is drinking and here is arthur

  • @izak4459
    @izak4459 5 лет назад +295

    But you forgot one power that makes him invinicble. This special power is the power of main character. It allows them to survive ANYTHING

  • @PovYourReadingMyHandle
    @PovYourReadingMyHandle Год назад +2

    This is a really good video but even if we do all this you still have to worry about the curse of thorn, A curse in which gives the user super human abilities such as the healing factor Michael has.

    • @daviddow3705
      @daviddow3705 8 месяцев назад

      That isn't canon anymore

    • @PovYourReadingMyHandle
      @PovYourReadingMyHandle 8 месяцев назад

      @@daviddow3705 i get that i was just adding in that micheal to see how that could be killed

  • @Enver-Roncos
    @Enver-Roncos Год назад +2

    Michael Myers is such a speed walker

  • @lawrencepoole9724
    @lawrencepoole9724 2 года назад +581

    Michael Myers is so deadly on Halloween Kills. The Avengers could find the Halloween universe within the multiverse, convince Thanos to move to Michael’s hometown, and wait for Halloween. Michael Myers would take care of Thanos no problem.

    • @lazyliongames6660
      @lazyliongames6660 2 года назад +27

      Or thanos snaps him dealing with Michael as well

    • @Isildurwasbetrayed
      @Isildurwasbetrayed 2 года назад +9

      Yeah no you tripping

    • @lucalives96
      @lucalives96 Год назад +15

      @@lazyliongames6660 either way its a win for one of the universes

    • @theoneandonlykyle9800
      @theoneandonlykyle9800 Год назад +6

      lmao even goku would have a hard time with him lol

    • @sixthesoulreaper1411
      @sixthesoulreaper1411 Год назад +9

      @@theoneandonlykyle9800 Goku would close his eyes and evaporate him you only need a power level of 10,000 to destroy a planet and Goku is so beyond that I can't describe it

  • @nith4126
    @nith4126 3 года назад +743

    You could also trap him in multiple inescapable traps. He’s been in jail, so we are capable of getting him into small rooms. Fill the room with molten lead/melting plastic, until it completely encases him. Then put that into a steel cage, then put that as far underground as possible. Even if he does make it out of 1, theres no way he escapes all 3

    • @sneakysnakesss829
      @sneakysnakesss829 3 года назад +46

      good luck with that he has a god like strength. He's not going to wait like a good boy for you to put him in a cage. He can literally lift an adult 30 cm high in the air with just one hand

    • @jeanremi8384
      @jeanremi8384 3 года назад +70

      @@sneakysnakesss829 read the first lines, he's been in jail, we are capable of puting him into small rooms

    • @alexthegreat8001
      @alexthegreat8001 2 года назад +42

      @@sneakysnakesss829 yeah, but apparently he's been knocked out before, just organize a squadron of ploice units to create a blockade, riddle him with bullets until he falls over, tie him up with metal chains, dunk him into a box and throw him into the ocean, or put him in stasis.

    • @norouziman8748
      @norouziman8748 2 года назад +10

      @@jeanremi8384 you are capable of putting Myers in a small room? you get that he's also extremely smart right? the mask doesnt show it but under neath his mask he's probably as smart as Jason when it comes to planning and stealth, how do you know he will fall for it and how do you know the trap wont fall on you, the man has broken out of cuffs before

    • @jeanremi8384
      @jeanremi8384 2 года назад +13

      @@norouziman8748 well, i dunno, but since he has been in jail before, he can be caught.

  • @samurexatlas7373
    @samurexatlas7373 Год назад +2

    So, this year's Halloween movie is supposed to be the last one _Michael's Actor_ is gonna be in, so maybe they actually finally *FINALLY* finish the job.

  • @AlicesOdyssey
    @AlicesOdyssey Год назад +1

    9:53 my mom went through Leukemia last year and beginning of this year. She’s in remission now but it was scary

  • @DeadBelowZer0
    @DeadBelowZer0 5 лет назад +382

    Film Theory: There are only two canon movies.
    Also Film Theory Literally 5 Seconds Later: *Uses all the other non-canon films to describe his abilities*

    • @BrassFeline
      @BrassFeline 5 лет назад +9

      BOI I hope matpat reads this 😂😂😂

    • @alyssadurante8739
      @alyssadurante8739 5 лет назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @austinsetser6081
      @austinsetser6081 5 лет назад +12

      Sometimes it just be like that

    • @supdude1498
      @supdude1498 4 года назад +5

      Facts lmao
      Then uses THE MOST noncannon movie as a way to explain how everyone knows Michael's story even though it's literally a different universe.

    • @Robhearts_
      @Robhearts_ 4 года назад

      Right?!

  • @Moose133_
    @Moose133_ 5 лет назад +426

    Micheal Myers lives so long because his suit is made out of flex tape

  • @bananacupcakes6790
    @bananacupcakes6790 Год назад +1

    theory: what if the movies are different realities and or dimensions, showing different versions of his story... like the many worlds theory?
    would also explain why he is supposed to be 21, but, in one movie, it says he is 23...

  • @marcosvg0843
    @marcosvg0843 2 часа назад

    Some curious data, the Elephant's Foot in chernobyl produces from 80 to 100 grays per hour.

  • @HandmadeGoose97
    @HandmadeGoose97 5 лет назад +530

    According to the Andrew WK version, watching classic horror movies is also a way to not get killed

    • @DanielS2001
      @DanielS2001 5 лет назад +25

      Daniel Staples Tell that to Randy in Scream 2.

    • @freshchris9457
      @freshchris9457 5 лет назад +7

      Daniel S Randy "turn around turn around"
      why so meta

    • @formulagamers6689
      @formulagamers6689 5 лет назад +2

      Daniel Staples really?

    • @largething5834
      @largething5834 5 лет назад +1

      Wait Andrew wk look at my username what are the odds of that

    • @ihavenosubscribers8845
      @ihavenosubscribers8845 5 лет назад +1

      Daniel Staples the question wasn’t how to survive the question was how do you BEAT him

  • @mr.cheezit4031
    @mr.cheezit4031 5 лет назад +145

    *hAve YOu TriEd TuRnin g it oF anD oN agaiN* thankz for the likes

    • @bruticus3117
      @bruticus3117 5 лет назад +1

      What is this an IT crowd episode

  • @KIKITHESDC
    @KIKITHESDC Год назад

    I seriously need that motivation poster on my wall

  • @slendygirl3894
    @slendygirl3894 Год назад

    Mattpatt can you do another Halloween theroy cause I'm confused about Halloween ends