@NuclearCosmo damn. Ill be honest I'm impressed with the commitment to being a total loser. You've commented this so many times it's either some real commitment or an obsession you should get help for
@@xotristan You're right. I don't have a life. I just work 5 days a week, hang out with my friends on the 6th day, and on the 7th I either relax at home or go out to my favorite shops to meet people. I should work on that. I need to get more out of life. Thank you, Tristan! You have opened my eyes with you half assed insult. I'm a new man from this day on!
@@xotristan Update: Today I went to Panera for the first time with all my friends from my D&D group. We chilled out and played some Yu-Gi-Oh and I also had some of the BEST DAMN PIZZA EVER! Like seriously, it was amazing. It really brought out the Italian in me. Then I came home and turns out I won an auction on eBay. What a great day I had. Tell me Tristan, what did you do today?
Shaymien is honestly OP. Bring back more shows with the two of them hosting! Write a GD sitcom or animated series already. This duo MUST take over the world. I refuse to live in any other reality.
"The NoFap community has a lot of respect for me" Well when your boss music is the Shogun Executioner from Red Alert 3, it doesn't take much to persuade one to bow down or else face the reckoning of a lifetime
Hey, I thought the Chosen worked at Best Buy or did he get fired because of all those rumors Jarvis something spread about him being in the hentai section?
The last part with Augustus and Chosen having a “psychic battle” is literally gamerkid version of “Let’s play Mermaids” and no one can tell me otherwise. 😂 10/10 need more Augustus and Chosen together content.
i know we all laugh at the exaggerated characters but if augustus tried to mansplain to me what a bosmer was he'd be getting these hands. it's just too real
Augustus asking Kimmy what her favourite TES game was and then proceeding to explain that very game to her... I expected your skits to be real, but not *this* real
Kimmy saying "I know" to Damien explaining Elder Scrolls races is literally gold. Also side note the fact that Courtney is a TES fan makes me feel so comfortable. If you can't recite lore to me THEN I DONT WANNA BE FRIENDS.
@@AzerTheDreamer It honestly doesn't really matter if the Prime games are canon or not since they all take place in between Metroid 1 and 2 (unless Prime 4 somehow changes that), so they ultimately have no impact on the overarching story.
I'm so glad the Spencer thing was finally addressed. It's bugged me every time The Chosen has appeared. Shayne won that name rightfully from Former Spencer, and he deserves the chance to consume the names of everyone at Smosh.
The wolf shirt completly sells Shanes character and everyone else is scary accurate lmao. The set you guys put up for these skits are always so impressive too
The chosen AND Augustus in this makes me feel that in the POV Series, a recurring smosh character will appear in each episode Also the chosen's name being Spencer is hilarious
I find the fact that Shane is the chosen hilarious because this character by all means should be a fat neck beard but the fact that it’s Shane being buff as hell makes you question whether what he saying is true like I would believe somebody has buff as Shane could do crazy ninja shit
This gave me flashbacks to working at EB games for 4 years. I once had a guy quiz me on Morrowind for over an hour because he didn't think I had really played it. Why would anyone lie about that 😂 Great video, very accurate.
"Yes we are still open, no our physical locations haven't all closed. Just a lot of them" - Toys R Us telling the media they're coming back and still alive in other countries, probably
I don’t play video games. Although, I love how Kimmy’s character knew all of the sexist questions that Damian’s character was already gonna ask, and how her character was just rolling along with his character’s blatant sexism. I love that.
I honestly love how this isn't just generic digs at game stores and just has a lot of fun gaming culture humor.... and that the main characters in the sketch are Chosen and Augustus
I know like 3 GameStops that are open. One is at my mall, one is in walking distance from where I live and one more by a Walmart. I literally only go there to look for funko pops because I can't afford a PlayStation anyway 🙃
Lost opportunity to say: “Have you heard of the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV? With an expanded free trial which you can play through the entirety of A Realm Reborn and the award winning Heavensward expansion up to level 60 for free with no restrictions on playtime.”
I swear, at every single GameStop I’ve ever been to, at least one employee is wearing that damn purple and black plaid button up. So mega props to wardrobe for the accuracy here 👏
I work at GameStop, pretty accurate. Except the trade value of the rare games. It was a little dishonest. It would’ve been 2 dollars in store credit OR 50 cents cash
"i love the power glove, its so bad" and "i married everyone in stardew valley" were my favorite lines🤣 - - oh and the "you probably think the main character of metroid is named metroid" line too
Gamestop is like Toys R Us for games, we went there when we were kids. Now we just buy the games online or digitally. I haven’t been to a Gamestop since sophomore year of high school.
To be fair, GameStop’s rewards membership IS actually how I finally got a PS5-members get alerted whenever they’re about to be in stock, and have a chance to order one before they become available to non-members. *The more you knooooooow*🌈⭐️
The last time I saw the power glove in a Smosh vid was Teleporting Fat Guy in the video “Anthony’s Resurrection”. That’s like years ago to Smosh in their prime
"I got this from a store called Elements of Earth" ...sounds like a store Toph Beifong would own...and apparently stole Sokka's space sword to sell to The Chosen. *Impressive* Also, the Blizzard trash bin is the chef's kiss
the sets alone in these skits do NOT get enough credit.
@Lite Cosmo OMG your channel is what I’ve needed my whole life. Up until now nothing has had real meaning fuuuuuuuuuuck
I know right!! every set is so good idk how the crew manages to make all of them so perfect! I mean I guess they are a company but it still amazes me
@NuclearCosmo damn. Ill be honest I'm impressed with the commitment to being a total loser. You've commented this so many times it's either some real commitment or an obsession you should get help for
@@TheVenomstrikex Or you know, it's a bot.
@Lite Cosmo wow! I took a look, and thanks to your channel, I decided to go and get a tetanus booster cause your content is dirt
i genuinely forgot that the chosen character was originally just created so Shayne could make fun of Spencer.
Loved some games
Wait, really? The Chosen reminds me of a bit Shayne did once during one of his Vines
@@mechadoggy His first appearance was in the Darts episode, and his full name is Spencer Agnew 😭😭😭
I thought Blackjack was earlier?
@@lkc101 Yeah, I was wrong lol but eh 🤷♀️
I didn't realize how much I needed the Chosen teaching Augustus about Nintendogs. Great job directing, Courtney!
You needed it?
@@sassydave3725 Life or death situation for sure.
@NuclearCosmo lol you average 3 views
@NuclearCosmo I beg to differ
@NuclearCosmo lmfao you got ratio’d
“Two birthdays, two Christmases, two Kwanzaas, two Hanukkahs” That family is either very progressive or very diverse.
Or they're progressive AND diverse
They're the type of agnostics that believe in every god just in case
@@crispyliza7050 just in case lmao
Noah playing the smol child is pretty great.
Also the blizzard skit, perfect.
@Fries same
The Roast lmao
“I married everyone in stardew valley” legend for including that.
I felt personally attacked
Oh shit, I just realized the “see you at GameStop tomorrow?” Thing wasn’t a joke
oh my god you're right, that's good planning on them
@NuclearCosmo no you don't
@@Scraggy.The.Scrapper there’s like 4 of these dudes.
I was just about to say that!
@NuclearCosmo Yet you are here 🤔
"You can't undo decades of company misconduct with a couple fine games."
Say what you want, but, against all odds, Augustus has my respect.
Not unlike most GameStop employees that’s somehow tolerate their own company’s policies, seriously that’s nerves of steel
I freakin loved that line
I need more Chosen vs Augustus in my life.
SENPAI NOTICED ME!
You don’t have a life.
@@xotristan You're right. I don't have a life. I just work 5 days a week, hang out with my friends on the 6th day, and on the 7th I either relax at home or go out to my favorite shops to meet people. I should work on that. I need to get more out of life. Thank you, Tristan! You have opened my eyes with you half assed insult. I'm a new man from this day on!
@@xotristan I love seeing a severe case of projection in the wild.
@@xotristan Update: Today I went to Panera for the first time with all my friends from my D&D group. We chilled out and played some Yu-Gi-Oh and I also had some of the BEST DAMN PIZZA EVER! Like seriously, it was amazing. It really brought out the Italian in me. Then I came home and turns out I won an auction on eBay. What a great day I had. Tell me Tristan, what did you do today?
Loved Noah being like “hey idiot we don’t have any PlayStations.” Dead.
Or the chosen “Xbox? Whats wrong with you?”
Shaymien is honestly OP. Bring back more shows with the two of them hosting! Write a GD sitcom or animated series already. This duo MUST take over the world. I refuse to live in any other reality.
"A Bosmer, that's a wood elf." "Uh-huh I know." That conversation is one of my gamer fears lol.
"The NoFap community has a lot of respect for me"
Well when your boss music is the Shogun Executioner from Red Alert 3, it doesn't take much to persuade one to bow down or else face the reckoning of a lifetime
@Lite Cosmo ratio
I always wondered how they get away with using so much EA music, a lot of Sims 3 and Red Alert 3.
I love that other people recognize the music from RA3, it's one of my favorite games of all time.
Hey, I thought the Chosen worked at Best Buy or did he get fired because of all those rumors Jarvis something spread about him being in the hentai section?
Anyone else read this in the chosen's voice?
The last part with Augustus and Chosen having a “psychic battle” is literally gamerkid version of “Let’s play Mermaids” and no one can tell me otherwise. 😂 10/10 need more Augustus and Chosen together content.
i know we all laugh at the exaggerated characters but if augustus tried to mansplain to me what a bosmer was he'd be getting these hands. it's just too real
It doesn't happen as often as it used to, but that kind of thing is definitely still a problem. Ugh.
At least Augustus would 100% help you take down Blizzard
I agree with that sentiment, but gods almighty do I hate that word
@@alchemist824 I would love to hear why.
@@lawrencefosterjenkins8216 "mansplain" is a stupid word
Augustus asking Kimmy what her favourite TES game was and then proceeding to explain that very game to her... I expected your skits to be real, but not *this* real
Kimmy’s squeals are at a frequency I can hear and I’m shocked.
@Lite Cosmo no lmao
damn bro how old r u
Me too, Andrea.
@Lite Cosmo I can vouch for this man his videos are far superior and anyone who says otherwise are just jealous
I'm using her to test my speakers.
Not an insult I'm just impressed.
Kimmy saying "I know" to Damien explaining Elder Scrolls races is literally gold. Also side note the fact that Courtney is a TES fan makes me feel so comfortable. If you can't recite lore to me THEN I DONT WANNA BE FRIENDS.
Shane definitely needs to make streams of the chosen gaming
I would totally watch that stream 😂
He would last approximately 10 seconds before breaking.
Yes!
While using his set up he shown to Kimmy.
@@pjuster2 if he gets to 15 seconds we should give him a cookie 🐬😂🐬
"Metroid Prime is not technically canon"
God damn if I haven't had that conversation at least 5 times since Dread came out
And I'm sure it's not even true?? They are canon in my heart at least
@@AzerTheDreamer It honestly doesn't really matter if the Prime games are canon or not since they all take place in between Metroid 1 and 2 (unless Prime 4 somehow changes that), so they ultimately have no impact on the overarching story.
I'm so glad the Spencer thing was finally addressed. It's bugged me every time The Chosen has appeared. Shayne won that name rightfully from Former Spencer, and he deserves the chance to consume the names of everyone at Smosh.
Haha yass
The wolf shirt completly sells Shanes character and everyone else is scary accurate lmao. The set you guys put up for these skits are always so impressive too
“i’ll see you at gamestop tomorrow” ah i understand now
It makes so much sense now! Oh the crossover😂
i don't. exxplain
@@supershinigami1 in a smosh games video released yesterday augustus battled the chosen and they said that at the end of the video
I understood right away 😅
😏
Pairing Augustus and the chosen was a brilliant move
"My mom is about to pick me up so"
"your mom is about to pick me up too"
Goddamn i laughed hard
He said "my mom is about to pick me up too," not "your mom is" lol
@@palmtree1958 oh, i guess he did… well, my version’s funnier
Augustus might be a gatekeeper but at least he properly sorts Blizzard games
Kid boss Noah that has diversified his funds is what this channel needs.
Everyone is talking about the Chosen and Augustus but I think we also need more of Noah’s character. It would be a great trio for try not to laugh
The chosen AND Augustus in this makes me feel that in the POV Series, a recurring smosh character will appear in each episode
Also the chosen's name being Spencer is hilarious
I find it funnier that’s it’s Spencer Agnew.
Literally named him after one of the editors.
I find the fact that Shane is the chosen hilarious because this character by all means should be a fat neck beard but the fact that it’s Shane being buff as hell makes you question whether what he saying is true like I would believe somebody has buff as Shane could do crazy ninja shit
4:40 they definitely just filmed shayne and damien having an argument
“I love the power glove, it’s so bad” I love that they used that iconic quote
“We almost exclusively sell funko pops now” I chokED 😂😂
Shayne: creates new character randomly during tntl
Smosh: LORE!!
The POV series is just Every Blank Ever but in our perspective.
@Lite Cosmo is that why you Aren't at a million subscribers or get 100k views per vid, or even have a full on company?
@Lite Cosmo
Rule 1: Never talk backlash to promote your channel
Bad promotion buddy
@Lite Cosmo all of them are age restricted.
I miss the old smosh
The Blizzard game thing had me cackling. This whole video was pure art and showcased why exactly I never go into GameStop, lol.
At this point, I pretty much just either download it, or get physical copies from Walmart
@@WinteryNeighborhoodWinterspell same. Amazon or steam for me
Or best buy
‘oh yeah we have the PS5 in stock what are your other two wishes … guy who rubbed my lamp’ should not be as funny as it was
Yea it was great delivery
This gave me flashbacks to working at EB games for 4 years. I once had a guy quiz me on Morrowind for over an hour because he didn't think I had really played it. Why would anyone lie about that 😂 Great video, very accurate.
I can definitely believe Damien as a gamestop employee
@Lite Cosmo I don't care
@NuclearCosmo No one cares
Kimmy being explained to about games is just how I feel when I enter a traditionally unfemale shop 😐
"Yes we are still open, no our physical locations haven't all closed. Just a lot of them"
- Toys R Us telling the media they're coming back and still alive in other countries, probably
probably lol
Shayne and Damian act so well off eachother 🤣🤣🤣
"I love the powerglove, it's so bad"
Nice reference lmao
I love that I don’t even need to check to see if Courtney directed anymore. She makes ART.
The roast to blizzard makes me happy.
You can't roast a blizzard. Too cold
I love “The Wizard” power glove reference at 4:00 ! One of my fav childhood movies
Directed by Courtney, Saige has writing credits? So dang good. Well done y'all!
"I've got the ice missiles"
Me: Write that down, *WRITE THAT DOWN*
Lol
@NuclearCosmo No one cares
I don’t play video games. Although, I love how Kimmy’s character knew all of the sexist questions that Damian’s character was already gonna ask, and how her character was just rolling along with his character’s blatant sexism. I love that.
"I've married everyone in Stardew Valley" xD I lost it
Same😭🤣
This is my first time visiting this channel since like 2014
The “my parents are divorced” line gets me 😂😂😂
"Oh my god, dude. My RAM would make you shit yourself."
God, that's so hot!
I WISH the employees of my local GameStop were like this. But at the end of the day, they are mostly all very nice.
Honestly the bits with Augustus and Kimmy isn't talked about enough LMAOOOO
SMOSH is basically just an improve show and I’m enjoying it
The blizzard bit was incredible, thank you
The Chosen is the best character Smosh has ever made.
I honestly love how this isn't just generic digs at game stores and just has a lot of fun gaming culture humor.... and that the main characters in the sketch are Chosen and Augustus
That part about getting a dollar for each of those games was 100% cap. They woulda gone 30¢ combined tops.
30 cents?! Maybe if ur talking about in store credit. If u want cash ur gonna get a dime and some pocket lint.
I thought you need to pay them if you want them to take the games
I love when Shayne breaks character for a few seconds and goes straight back into it! That's a real actor right there!
The part with Kimmy telling Damien she knows everything is legit something that happened to me at gamestop.
Please - there must be some amazing bloopers from this which we all need to see!
My local GameStop that I've been going to ever since I was a kid is still open surprisingly
How….
I know like 3 GameStops that are open. One is at my mall, one is in walking distance from where I live and one more by a Walmart.
I literally only go there to look for funko pops because I can't afford a PlayStation anyway 🙃
Agustus and The chosen are just carackters of shayne and Damien arguing about games
Why did you guys find it necessary to recreate a day in my life as a Gamestop employee? Pretty weird that you'd go to all that trouble.
As an employee from europe i agree
Keep coming back to this, everyone played such great characters.
Augustus and the Chosen have lot of chemistry 😏
"Hey idiot, we don't have anymore Playstations!"
"Yeah you just keep doing that."
Lost opportunity to say: “Have you heard of the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV? With an expanded free trial which you can play through the entirety of A Realm Reborn and the award winning Heavensward expansion up to level 60 for free with no restrictions on playtime.”
I swear, at every single GameStop I’ve ever been to, at least one employee is wearing that damn purple and black plaid button up. So mega props to wardrobe for the accuracy here 👏
Yes, the first Smosh main channel appearance of The Chosen. I love it!
He also was in a Shane's exes video
@@greensonickid3304 Yeah thats true, tho, I wish Courtney played The Chosen in that video, her impressions are the best!
this is truly just shane and damien just messing around on camera
1:37 if kimmy ever saw me
This is the best smosh video I’ve seen in awhile. These characters, this setting, the chemistry… All my favourite things in one video.
Okay Augustus actually has a good take on Blizzard games
The Power Glove lines are some deep-lore. Well done The Chosen, Cyber Warrior.
We are the characters in every game stop ever now.
8 years ago memories.
Shayne is too good as this character lol
This sounded like it was 70% improv which makes it funnier
Didn't expect the sudden uppercut to Blizzard there :O
This is just Shayne and Damien vibing as bffs.
You guys forgot the aggressive pitching for power up rewards cards
This feels like an The Office episode, I would totally watch this if it was made into a tv show.
Did they actually make chosen merch? That’s kinda amazing
3:03 I now have a new found appreciation for the chosen.
I work at GameStop, pretty accurate. Except the trade value of the rare games. It was a little dishonest. It would’ve been 2 dollars in store credit OR 50 cents cash
"i love the power glove, its so bad" and "i married everyone in stardew valley" were my favorite lines🤣
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oh and the "you probably think the main character of metroid is named metroid" line too
Was not expecting a The Wizard reference…Lucas would be proud🕹😎👍
Gamestop is like Toys R Us for games, we went there when we were kids. Now we just buy the games online or digitally. I haven’t been to a Gamestop since sophomore year of high school.
To be fair, GameStop’s rewards membership IS actually how I finally got a PS5-members get alerted whenever they’re about to be in stock, and have a chance to order one before they become available to non-members.
*The more you knooooooow*🌈⭐️
The last time I saw the power glove in a Smosh vid was Teleporting Fat Guy in the video “Anthony’s Resurrection”. That’s like years ago to Smosh in their prime
They just went to a Gamestop and filmed, no acting here
You guys need to make a cinematic origin story of all smosh characters.
The chosen is the best character ever
Kimmy’s bits were underrated , especially the second half.
Not gonna lie, the Blizzard reference got to me, well played
Real talk. The set design is phenomenal. I legitimately thought they were in an actual Gamestop until I saw Gran Tortetllino for the PS4
"I got this from a store called Elements of Earth"
...sounds like a store Toph Beifong would own...and apparently stole Sokka's space sword to sell to The Chosen. *Impressive*
Also, the Blizzard trash bin is the chef's kiss