Things You Wish For When You Get Older. J Chris Newberg

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  • Опубликовано: 9 июл 2024
  • The things you wish for when you get older are not the same as a young man's wishes, or at least that has been J Chris Newberg's experience in this clip from his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special. In this clip Chris talks about getting older and some of the things he wishes would happen on a daily basis. Whether you're someone who has a shoulder that pops, or you're just someone looking for a good laugh, this clip from J Chris Newberg is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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Комментарии • 73

  • @Roof_Pizza
    @Roof_Pizza 20 дней назад +56

    Spraining your ankle while taking a nap is so true.

    • @davidconklin9552
      @davidconklin9552 20 дней назад

      How?

    • @kirkchartier7141
      @kirkchartier7141 20 дней назад +3

      **Actually the time I twisted my back the worst was done while I was sleeping, and I did that in my late twenties.
      **Chiropractor x-rayed me the whole spinal column was twisted 15°. Never had that happen since.

    • @vulpo
      @vulpo 20 дней назад +2

      It could actually be an indication of an epileptic seizure. [But it was very funny when he said it.]

    • @edithdlp8045
      @edithdlp8045 19 дней назад

      ​@@davidconklin9552muscles get injured due to a lack of magnesium said my doctor. Eat foods rich in magnesium and you would not have muscle issues.

    • @denisemcdougal6445
      @denisemcdougal6445 19 дней назад

      I felt that 😂

  • @terfalicious
    @terfalicious 20 дней назад +31

    Funnier than heck - would love to see the whole set 🤩

  • @mycocoaone
    @mycocoaone 20 дней назад +18

    I got 3 mos free of Apple tv and my daughter jokingly said ,"oh a lifetime membership lol

    • @cjlive5182
      @cjlive5182 20 дней назад +2

      Very very sharp. She has 1 fan now.💋

    • @sharonhowell582
      @sharonhowell582 19 дней назад

      @@cjlive5182- Two 😂

  • @LadyVoldemort
    @LadyVoldemort 19 дней назад +5

    His cracking voice adds to the hilarity. And yeah, I'm starting to relate... 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @debrasnyder7695
    @debrasnyder7695 20 дней назад +10

    I laughed through this whole clip!😂🤣 ENCORE!!👏❤

  • @eagleeye2300
    @eagleeye2300 20 дней назад +11

    It's so weirdly true. I've woken up with a pulled muscle, whaaat?

    • @madtownangler
      @madtownangler 20 дней назад

      It was pulled before you went to sleep and the muscle wasn't warmed up anymore?

  • @suemankins1692
    @suemankins1692 20 дней назад +27

    I can so relate to a lot of this!!! I had no idea that I would age so fast!!!

  • @StJane
    @StJane 19 дней назад +3

    Too real! Thanks for making me laugh about it 👍

  • @jaysrandomnesschannel
    @jaysrandomnesschannel 20 дней назад +7

    Lol dude has nice build up and delivery 😂😂

  • @beverlyrose1352
    @beverlyrose1352 19 дней назад +3

    This guy is clean and FUNNY ! GREAT JOB BRO!

  • @b8sh
    @b8sh 19 дней назад +3

    Totally relatable

  • @lauriepeters5936
    @lauriepeters5936 19 дней назад +3

    He is really funny! I enjoyed this clip! Would like to see more of him!😂

  • @lindabeard488
    @lindabeard488 20 дней назад +4

    You’re so right. 💙💙💙

  • @RumbleFish69
    @RumbleFish69 19 дней назад +2

    He has an amazing Ted Talk! Gotta watch his Ted Talk. This dude is really great!

  • @Deborah28277
    @Deborah28277 20 дней назад +16

    I’m dying, man. At 68 I try really hard to not be that person but this is how it is ! Ugh

  • @conniebonds4957
    @conniebonds4957 19 дней назад +3

    Yep. Getting old ain’t for sissy’s. 😎❤️

  • @aloysiusmaina2625
    @aloysiusmaina2625 20 дней назад +2

    Great delivery 👌. Understated with a wonderful voice. 😂

  • @madtownangler
    @madtownangler 20 дней назад +7

    I wish I hadn't had a stroke that screwed up my left side. I can maybe now walk about two mph but glad I don't have to use a cane to walk

  • @audraarndt1824
    @audraarndt1824 20 дней назад +2

    Omg! Sadly very true.

  • @terrancekayton007
    @terrancekayton007 18 дней назад +1

    just turned 41😆and I refuse to relate to this 😂😂😂😂 but that underware joke I took a little to personally

  • @edithdlp8045
    @edithdlp8045 20 дней назад +3

    I am 49 and can sadly identify with most of what he just said

    • @flamingpieherman9822
      @flamingpieherman9822 20 дней назад +1

      Man just wait till you pass 50... Somewhere between 50 and 55. It all just hits you like a ton of bricks... And then it's just a free fall

    • @edithdlp8045
      @edithdlp8045 19 дней назад

      ​@@flamingpieherman9822 I can feel it already. My son is already 24 and it feels like it was not that long that he was a toddler. 👵

  • @user-se8pt8qx4t
    @user-se8pt8qx4t 20 дней назад +3

    Hilarious

  • @beverleyreid563
    @beverleyreid563 19 дней назад +1

    I did that just today with my underwear (leaned against the wall). Hilarious

  • @user-je9fe3ci5t
    @user-je9fe3ci5t 19 дней назад +1

    Newberg rules!

  • @Thr3ali
    @Thr3ali 20 дней назад +4

    He's amazing

  • @atphoenix2020
    @atphoenix2020 20 дней назад +3

    How true about your underwear!

    • @flamingpieherman9822
      @flamingpieherman9822 20 дней назад +3

      I have found that my bed has now become the best friend for putting on underwear and socks

  • @jerryalbert9784
    @jerryalbert9784 18 дней назад +1

    I've screwed up my shoulders by falling while mowing my lawn and most recently, enjoying working in the garden. If this guy is feeling it in his 50s, wait two more decades.

  • @user-yp6xu2fc1j
    @user-yp6xu2fc1j 8 дней назад

    Hilarious awesome baby 👍🔥🔥🔥

  • @russellfamilyfunnyfarm
    @russellfamilyfunnyfarm 19 дней назад

    Hilarious!!!😂🎉

  • @faithf5846
    @faithf5846 10 дней назад

    I relate totally putting your underwear on 😂 😂

  • @stm5578
    @stm5578 18 дней назад

    When you leave little bags of snacks on the floor everywhere around your house for when you fall down and can't get up for a while.

  • @thedreamer6930
    @thedreamer6930 19 дней назад +1

    Dry bar hasn't given us a full set in a long time. Guess you guys are too good for us now.

  • @lawrenceh.7011
    @lawrenceh.7011 20 дней назад

    Freakin' hilarious!

  • @lovetruth8549
    @lovetruth8549 19 дней назад

    This guy is so funny! 😄

  • @cleverty1959
    @cleverty1959 15 дней назад

    VERY funny 😂

  • @GregoryFoster-id8zd
    @GregoryFoster-id8zd 19 дней назад

    That's fu+king 😂😂

  • @chrisorchard8473
    @chrisorchard8473 18 дней назад

    Very funny guy

  • @nealdmiller
    @nealdmiller 19 дней назад

    more, please

  • @briano6115
    @briano6115 18 дней назад

    E X A C T L Y :)

  • @nicknomad7698
    @nicknomad7698 19 дней назад

    I gave up on underwear 😂😂😂

  • @LoriBanaszak-fy5uq
    @LoriBanaszak-fy5uq 19 дней назад

    Dealing with Stage 4 cancer is very scary and painful. Lori Banaszak/Haley/Zimmermann.

  • @donnabuckalew-wagner6431
    @donnabuckalew-wagner6431 День назад

    ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @thomassantiago3864
    @thomassantiago3864 18 дней назад

    Im over here thinking about my screwed of life, and my toe is clicking while I rub it cause I tripped trying not step on a kitten, Oml i hate typing!

  • @plasmamuffin1320
    @plasmamuffin1320 13 дней назад

    I've heard these same jokes more often than I've heard about my car's extended warranty
    They're not bad, just overused

  • @jaysrandomnesschannel
    @jaysrandomnesschannel 20 дней назад +6

    How in the HELL do these bots get in here??!

    • @mareezy
      @mareezy 20 дней назад +3

      There, I reported all the bots. I think their comments disappeared. Let me know if it worked 😊

    • @edithdlp8045
      @edithdlp8045 20 дней назад

      ​@@mareezy they are still here with their obscene butt profile.

    • @catlifechannel3886
      @catlifechannel3886 19 дней назад +2

      @@mareezywell done. All gone. Thank you.

    • @marshafick4006
      @marshafick4006 19 дней назад +2

      @@mareezy😂😂😂Thank goodness for pros!

  • @gwae48
    @gwae48 19 дней назад

    😅👍🏻

  • @holstorrsceadus1990
    @holstorrsceadus1990 20 дней назад +2

    GET OUT OF MY BRAIN

  • @terrycrews1760
    @terrycrews1760 12 дней назад

    This dude a freak lmao

  • @Bob-bb3ur
    @Bob-bb3ur 20 дней назад +8

    The debate showed the Joe Biden that Fox News has been showing for years 😅

  • @nicknomad7698
    @nicknomad7698 19 дней назад +1

    Hilarious