This was another case of an operation I recorded and had no plans to make a video out of but it turned out surprisingly unhinged so here we are lmao. Hope you enjoy our suffering! Edit: Target Destroyed.
I would love another series like HARRP, however I fully understand why there isn't one. Your content are all bangers, so keep up the amazing work. Discovered you when watching random Arma things, never looked back. Glory to Ignis Corp and the chaos they bring when trying to act like a coordinated team!
Ignis Corps, the only unit where any military vehicle is known to have less than five percent chances of surviving any ops completely unscathed. Bonus if Jay himself is there and says stuff like, "don't worry bros we're not gonna die we'll be fine" lmao
@@SquirrellyOtter .... I'm worried as to what happened at that time stamp for you to go skelly mode mate, and knowing Ignis and Jay it's bad, but I feel like this time it's one of them really bad moments.
80 men in one second? The Great Desync Wave has been dethroned XD "Movin' out!" "Got it!" "On my way!" Also, I love it when vets/active duty military get to play with their IRL toys in games.
Fun fact: Coaxial .50 cal mounted on top of the Abrams cannon is a real thing. It's primarily used for anti sniper duties when you need the range of .50 bmg and the power to penetrate wherever the sniper is hiding while not risking someone poking their head out to use the .50 cal mounted on the top. Also the "collateral is my favorite kind of damage" line is from the siege tank in SCII
3:20 The missile doesn't know where it is, it doesn't know where it's going, it doesn't know where it was. It is scared, it tries to return its tube of comfort
You know something I never noticed. When there is an explosion, and people turn to see the fireball. The next thing they do, is automatically look up. That's not a major thing to notice. But it goes to show how often it happens, that the split reaction is. "Thing is gone. I shall look to the sky for flying debris."
"Rock and roll" is something the Marines say. A better line would've been "Ready to roll out!", "Proceeding!", or "Delighted to, sir!" I think they missed some opportunities by not using lines such as "Identify target", "Need something blown up?", "Got no patience for sitting around!", "This'll be a blast!", "Music to my ears!", or "It's BOOM time!"
@@alexfrost2799 Oh don't worry, I said all of those with the exception of "Identify target" during the Op B) Also, according to the Wiki, "Rock and Roll!" is also a Siege Tank line, though it's been YEARS since I've played SC2, so I just trusted it and can't guarantee it's not just a Marine line.
@@QuailCompostie it is a siege tank line, i've played more recently and I distincly remember that both the siege and marine have those specific lines for move commands on a tangent, people should play SCII again, it's still really good
was listening to the beginning where he talks about the tank crew saying RTS voice lines and i say to myself "COLLATERAL? THAT'S THE BEST KIND OF DAMAGE" and then they say it in the video and im happy now
You know, you could have someone (who, for the sake of added hilarity, has never actually touched a RTS before), play out a mission, and then run with their gameplay choices as actual orders bellowed at you over the radio. "NEW ORDERS FROM HIGH COMMAND! FOCUS FIRE ON THAT TREE! THEY WANT TO SEE IF THERE ARE DESTRUCTION PHYSICS!" "NEW ORDERS FROM HIGH COMMAND! ADVANCE FOUR KILOMETER -" "NEW ORDERS FROM HIGH COMMAND! RETREAT SIX -" "NEW ORDERS FROM HIGH COMMAND! ASSUME DEFENSIVE -" "NEW ORDERS FROM HIGH COMMAND! DIG IN AND PREPARE TO FIGHT TO THE LAST! IF ONE OF YOU SURVIVES, WE WIN THIS BY DEFAULT!"
Considering the 70-man-mass-cass video was what introduced me to Rubix and that was an accidental video as well, I am greatly excited for this one. It's the next step in a legacy of honor and disaster.
You know, I'm fairly certain that Nod would have fielded a T-90 lookalike during the First Tiberium Wars. They had Commanches in Renegade, and in that same game you can see that Tiberium infested areas were starting to xenoform some areas.
1:45 Arma 3 tries not to send a ground/water vehicle to the moon challenge (impossible): 5:04 Dammit Jay! 6:45 “Tip touching is illegal” -Ygdryl, the eldritch lord… or something. (Idk the book no-clipped out of existence before I could finish.) 8:12 The natural laws do not apply here. Don’t you know Ignis changed their physics engine from NewTon to LooneyTunes a few years ago? 8:50 US drone strikes be like: 12:53 YOU CURSED THEM WITH YOUR WORDS
Now I wanna make an NPC soundboard with a bunch of Command and Conquer lines. Especially Commando lines. " Leave a little surprise under their Christmas tree. "
if you're taking suggestions, could you try doing a op as the security team on the Ishimura during the initial outbreak as I'd love to see the pure nightmare of dealing with necromorphs coming out of the vents when you're just trying to make it through the multi kilometer long ship to 1 blow the reactor and 2 get to the landing bays to evac, bonus points if the op ends with a fight down on the panet bellow the ishimura which got overrun with a colony's worth of necromorphs
I know Jay is likely hearing those voice lines in his nightmares as we speak however... they kinda made the video and I appreciate those unhinged few who committed to the bit, while simultaneously causing Jay irreparable psychological harm.
"I FEEL LIKE I'M IN DESERT STORM!!!!!" I mean, you ARE in an M1A1 Abrams MBT But at least you aren't getting friendly fired by say,,,, Quail or Tails piloting an A10 Warthog Hold the fuck up WAS QUAIL A M1A1 TANKER?!?!??!
Hey stupid question, but do the cars blow up alot in arma, or is it just that it looks good on camera? Also why do they blow up alot, if they do in fact blow up alot? Jank?
"This is the missile guidance system, I have good news and bad news, good news the missile guidance system knows where it needs to go and the bad news is it needs to go home."
Did somebody say "You're clear for CAS support"? CAS means Close Air Support. That's like saying full FFO, or full full fighting order. Or saying "be advised" when you call over the radio. Your CALL IS THE ADVISORY.
This was another case of an operation I recorded and had no plans to make a video out of but it turned out surprisingly unhinged so here we are lmao. Hope you enjoy our suffering!
Edit: Target Destroyed.
bruh
Hello, could you make a new video of Resistance Fall Of Man in Arma 3, please?
May I ask what sound mod(s) you are using?
May I ask how you shoot a cruise mussel into yourself?
TARGET DESTROYED
The 3 greatest threats to Ignis
-Desync sorcery
-Themselves
-Jays diabolical voodoo curse
Im surprised they win havf the missions they do.
Literally anytime runic opens his mouth bro
and occasionally, AI who has no business having access to high caliber rounds
-The Ignis Flight Corps
-The Ignis Artillery Core
-Quail
Hello profile brother
I would love another series like HARRP, however I fully understand why there isn't one. Your content are all bangers, so keep up the amazing work. Discovered you when watching random Arma things, never looked back. Glory to Ignis Corp and the chaos they bring when trying to act like a coordinated team!
The flashbacks hit harder than that amazingly good
speaking of haarp whens the remaster rerelease rubix cut coming?
Target destroyed
Ignis Corps, the only unit where any military vehicle is known to have less than five percent chances of surviving any ops completely unscathed. Bonus if Jay himself is there and says stuff like, "don't worry bros we're not gonna die we'll be fine" lmao
I read this at 12:54 and 💀
You forget the "are you ok?" You know its a death sentence when you ear that from him
@@arthurvaney6166definately
Nah, the VDV exist
@@SquirrellyOtter .... I'm worried as to what happened at that time stamp for you to go skelly mode mate, and knowing Ignis and Jay it's bad, but I feel like this time it's one of them really bad moments.
Take a drink everytime you hear "target destroyed" you may end up as brain damaged as Quail.
Amen, I'll drink to that
Target destroyed
Liver destroyed
Target destroyed!
80 men in one second? The Great Desync Wave has been dethroned XD
"Movin' out!" "Got it!" "On my way!"
Also, I love it when vets/active duty military get to play with their IRL toys in games.
g.i from RA?
TARGET DESTROYED
FIRING
It was more than one second, as the 4 hovercraft exploded at different times.
@@gabrielc7861 🤓👆
Ignis: Just trying to play games
Glorbodesh: ABOUT THAT BEER I OWED YOU
About that beer i owe you
@@Vejustinit's me barny from black Mesa
Fun fact: Coaxial .50 cal mounted on top of the Abrams cannon is a real thing. It's primarily used for anti sniper duties when you need the range of .50 bmg and the power to penetrate wherever the sniper is hiding while not risking someone poking their head out to use the .50 cal mounted on the top.
Also the "collateral is my favorite kind of damage" line is from the siege tank in SCII
yeah, i immediately thought of the siege tank when i heard it
IN THE REAR WITH THE GEAR!
@@noobsworld4217 That's an SCV...
@@noobsworld4217 for some reason that made me think of "Rogue Odin spotted! Bring it down!"
What even is SCII?
3:20 The missile doesn't know where it is, it doesn't know where it's going, it doesn't know where it was. It is scared, it tries to return its tube of comfort
The missile knows where it is because it knows where it isn’t
The missile has fucking had it
@@BackwardsPancake "I'm sorry Dave"
You know something I never noticed. When there is an explosion, and people turn to see the fireball. The next thing they do, is automatically look up. That's not a major thing to notice. But it goes to show how often it happens, that the split reaction is. "Thing is gone. I shall look to the sky for flying debris."
You know it's *B A D* bad, when checking for incoming Air-To-Ground-Debris has become fucking muscle memory. XDD
Don't forget the ragdolls
“Collateral is my favorite kind of damage”
“Ready to drop the hammer”
“Rock and roll” (I think)
SCII Siege Tank lines
"Rock and roll" is something the Marines say. A better line would've been "Ready to roll out!", "Proceeding!", or "Delighted to, sir!"
I think they missed some opportunities by not using lines such as "Identify target", "Need something blown up?", "Got no patience for sitting around!", "This'll be a blast!", "Music to my ears!", or "It's BOOM time!"
@@alexfrost2799
Oh don't worry, I said all of those with the exception of "Identify target" during the Op B)
Also, according to the Wiki, "Rock and Roll!" is also a Siege Tank line, though it's been YEARS since I've played SC2, so I just trusted it and can't guarantee it's not just a Marine line.
@@QuailCompostie it is a siege tank line, i've played more recently and I distincly remember that both the siege and marine have those specific lines for move commands
on a tangent, people should play SCII again, it's still really good
"TARGET DESTROYED"
"NUH UH"
had me dying of laughter
10:43 "Help destroyed"
*WHEEZE*
Man that killed me to be honest lol.
When a frigate launches a cruise missile into itself, that would probably be an omen to not anger the Gods of Arma Desync lmfao
I was thinking that the frigate realized that it was in a Ignis mission and decided to take the easy way out
was listening to the beginning where he talks about the tank crew saying RTS voice lines and i say to myself "COLLATERAL? THAT'S THE BEST KIND OF DAMAGE" and then they say it in the video and im happy now
you cannot go wrong with the kings of collateral, the SC2 Siege tanks
@@judahsmyth5398 indeed good sir I have so many fond memorys of just seeing how long i could survive against zerg AI
its just make me smile that people remember starcraft :D
As Gilgamabordesh's Mistress, I can confidently say I has a strong influence on the events of this mission.
You know, you could have someone (who, for the sake of added hilarity, has never actually touched a RTS before), play out a mission, and then run with their gameplay choices as actual orders bellowed at you over the radio.
"NEW ORDERS FROM HIGH COMMAND! FOCUS FIRE ON THAT TREE! THEY WANT TO SEE IF THERE ARE DESTRUCTION PHYSICS!"
"NEW ORDERS FROM HIGH COMMAND! ADVANCE FOUR KILOMETER -"
"NEW ORDERS FROM HIGH COMMAND! RETREAT SIX -"
"NEW ORDERS FROM HIGH COMMAND! ASSUME DEFENSIVE -"
"NEW ORDERS FROM HIGH COMMAND! DIG IN AND PREPARE TO FIGHT TO THE LAST! IF ONE OF YOU SURVIVES, WE WIN THIS BY DEFAULT!"
There needs to be a compilation of every "We gotta get outta here!" In RubixRaptor history.
What even was the origin of "We gotta get outta here!" I honestly dont even know how it started. Great bit though.
Check his best of 2023, it's in there
@@BladeEdge93 If memory serves, it was originally a line from the ARMA 3 campaign
Considering the 70-man-mass-cass video was what introduced me to Rubix and that was an accidental video as well, I am greatly excited for this one. It's the next step in a legacy of honor and disaster.
My IMMEDIATE thought was that it was a Russian T-90 crew trying to go up against a Bradley
I'm ngl that was the first thing that came to mind too 😂
You know, I'm fairly certain that Nod would have fielded a T-90 lookalike during the First Tiberium Wars.
They had Commanches in Renegade, and in that same game you can see that Tiberium infested areas were starting to xenoform some areas.
my sanity is forever altered by "friendly unit lost"
i recognize the "collateral is my favorite kind of damage" from SC2's siege tank, which is a tank that can turn into a stationary artillery and back
11:24 Who else expected the entire convoy to just explode.....
8:29 "Green Stuff!" And there goes my drink. 🤣
I got mental trauma from this reality splitting video
Target Destroyed !
That betrayal at the end was downright tragic. True bonds of brotherhood severed in an instant.
I never did get to build that mass grave, though I guess the exploding hovercraft took care of that.
TARGET DESTROYED
"Target Destroyed"
*Target is not destroyed*
"I missed"
*Target gets decimated*
1:45 Arma 3 tries not to send a ground/water vehicle to the moon challenge (impossible):
5:04 Dammit Jay!
6:45 “Tip touching is illegal” -Ygdryl, the eldritch lord… or something. (Idk the book no-clipped out of existence before I could finish.)
8:12 The natural laws do not apply here. Don’t you know Ignis changed their physics engine from NewTon to LooneyTunes a few years ago?
8:50 US drone strikes be like:
12:53 YOU CURSED THEM WITH YOUR WORDS
Missed opportunity to not have "WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE" as one of the tank crew voicelines.
Saying "We gotta get outta here!" on an ARMA op seems to be the most effective way to get yourself shot.
"Target destroyed"
"NUH UH"
Now I wanna make an NPC soundboard with a bunch of Command and Conquer lines. Especially Commando lines. " Leave a little surprise under their Christmas tree. "
Shocked that I know this, but 8:49 is a Starcraft 2 siege tank quote.
if you're taking suggestions, could you try doing a op as the security team on the Ishimura during the initial outbreak as I'd love to see the pure nightmare of dealing with necromorphs coming out of the vents when you're just trying to make it through the multi kilometer long ship to 1 blow the reactor and 2 get to the landing bays to evac, bonus points if the op ends with a fight down on the panet bellow the ishimura which got overrun with a colony's worth of necromorphs
Can't believe I miss ONE Op, because of Exams and we execute a perfect Convoy that doesn't implode on itself with 2 Minutes...
What the fuck...
11:23 after so many years we had to learn at some point
Army of femboys vs Rubix's Tank maxxers
I feel like every single vehicle that falls into the hands of Ignis Corps is the equivalent of a death's row inmate being handed over to Death itself.
I know Jay is likely hearing those voice lines in his nightmares as we speak however... they kinda made the video and I appreciate those unhinged few who committed to the bit, while simultaneously causing Jay irreparable psychological harm.
"Tip touchinnn'! :D"
- Fucking Blows Up -
The RTS lines are the funniest things ever seen in this game
I'll be honest with you Jay, that isn't a Mental Anguish tank.
That's the Fun Tank, and I'd join them in a heartbeat cause that's a mood
The arma gods are just the chaos gods in disguise
8:06 - I am sure that is the anti sniper upgrade; I am also sure you still have a coax AND that
Ah, I see you guys incurred the wrath of Clang, God of Game Engine Physics.
"Collateral is my favorite type of damage."
If you told me someone from Ignis made that quote up on their own I would mostly believe you.
I hope the RTS tank crew becomes this years big bit, its great
The synchronized "Target Destroyed" is so perfect
3:15 “You can’t handle the Uber instincts of my Uber autism. Observe”
Really wish to pick the brain of your mission makers one day for all the really damn cool things they figured out in arma 3.
"I FEEL LIKE I'M IN DESERT STORM!!!!!"
I mean, you ARE in an M1A1 Abrams MBT
But at least you aren't getting friendly fired by say,,,, Quail or Tails piloting an A10 Warthog
Hold the fuck up WAS QUAIL A M1A1 TANKER?!?!??!
Glad to see more C&C content
Wonder if there’s ever gonna be a red alert op
I hope "Target De-stroyed" becomes a bit. Almost spat out my drink.
My brain was tweaking at someone commenting on this 11 hours before it released
Hello, could you make a new video of Resistance Fall Of Man in Arma 3, please?
The Tib dawn music and the RTS lines made this amazing.
I can't tell if Command & Conquer ops are cursed or if some cosmic force makes them specifically nutty for our entertainment.
Rubix...
I think your playing the RTS version of Arma 3 at this point...
"I read my NOD Identification Pamphlet and he was on the enemy one!"
if they actually destroyed a target everytime they played the line I think the op would've gone by very quickly.
Oh hey Glorbodesh that's a name I ain't heard in a while
About that beer I owe ya
I needed a Jay and Ignis video today. Thank you for making my day a bit brighter, Jay.
That was great, now do a Red Alert op just so you can use the Hell March song XD
“Affirmative”
“Ackkkchtknoledged”
Will to live destroyed!
so THATS what those videos said.....was too busy getting obliterated by our hovercrafts exploding
9:20 This is what it's like to let the NPCs drive in a Halo game.
Hey stupid question, but do the cars blow up alot in arma, or is it just that it looks good on camera?
Also why do they blow up alot, if they do in fact blow up alot? Jank?
Its cus armas physics engine is very jank and yes they do
What app did they use to make their voices sound like that?
Im afraid to know what Jelqing means....
6:02 I don’t care how long or short it is, I NEED a compilation of every “We gotta get outta here” in Ignis history (Ignistory, if you will)
The NOD forces must be terrified at the forces of literal chaos approaching them.
Odd feeling we are gonna see "Target Destroyed" for the end of Year recap bit
12:56 song?
OH WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE
Famous last words
It appears that they can stop you 12:55
"I just get decapitated by a high caliber shell"
Apollo and the gift of prophecy: :)
"You know what, god? Sike on that one, please don't do that."
6:52 what happened we erm touched tips sir
How people already commenting
The constant "Target Destroyed" gave me psychic damage.
I was about to be disappointed no one used any of the Abrams quotes from World in Conflict but than I heard "Rolling out" and my day was saved.
Loved the RTS dialogue xD
Fury 2? Electric Boogaloo?
Exactly how I remember Tiberium Storm when I was kid. Even got the glitchy POS hovercraft down right.
0:10 ALL HAIL BORGUFLUNG
ALL HAIL BORGUFLUNG
ALL HAIL BORGUFLUNG
Wait this is the video cypher did?
"This is the missile guidance system, I have good news and bad news, good news the missile guidance system knows where it needs to go and the bad news is it needs to go home."
Beer I owe you destroyed!
How does one join Ignis?
Love your videos mate they are way too funny keep em up mate 😂
Y'all got hit with the wrath of Klang on them Hovercrafts, SHEESH
" *Target Destroyed!* "
The 'tips touching' humvee explosion make me choke on my drink.
Did somebody say "You're clear for CAS support"? CAS means Close Air Support. That's like saying full FFO, or full full fighting order. Or saying "be advised" when you call over the radio. Your CALL IS THE ADVISORY.
"!!!TARGET DEEESTROOOYED!!!"
I need Quail's list