This was another case of an operation I recorded and had no plans to make a video out of but it turned out surprisingly unhinged so here we are lmao. Hope you enjoy our suffering! Edit: Target Destroyed.
Ignis Corps, the only unit where any military vehicle is known to have less than five percent chances of surviving any ops completely unscathed. Bonus if Jay himself is there and says stuff like, "don't worry bros we're not gonna die we'll be fine" lmao
@@SquirrellyOtter .... I'm worried as to what happened at that time stamp for you to go skelly mode mate, and knowing Ignis and Jay it's bad, but I feel like this time it's one of them really bad moments.
3:20 The missile doesn't know where it is, it doesn't know where it's going, it doesn't know where it was. It is scared, it tries to return its tube of comfort
80 men in one second? The Great Desync Wave has been dethroned XD "Movin' out!" "Got it!" "On my way!" Also, I love it when vets/active duty military get to play with their IRL toys in games.
Fun fact: Coaxial .50 cal mounted on top of the Abrams cannon is a real thing. It's primarily used for anti sniper duties when you need the range of .50 bmg and the power to penetrate wherever the sniper is hiding while not risking someone poking their head out to use the .50 cal mounted on the top. Also the "collateral is my favorite kind of damage" line is from the siege tank in SCII
"Rock and roll" is something the Marines say. A better line would've been "Ready to roll out!", "Proceeding!", or "Delighted to, sir!" I think they missed some opportunities by not using lines such as "Identify target", "Need something blown up?", "Got no patience for sitting around!", "This'll be a blast!", "Music to my ears!", or "It's BOOM time!"
@@alexfrost2799 Oh don't worry, I said all of those with the exception of "Identify target" during the Op B) Also, according to the Wiki, "Rock and Roll!" is also a Siege Tank line, though it's been YEARS since I've played SC2, so I just trusted it and can't guarantee it's not just a Marine line.
@@QuailCompostie it is a siege tank line, i've played more recently and I distincly remember that both the siege and marine have those specific lines for move commands on a tangent, people should play SCII again, it's still really good
You know something I never noticed. When there is an explosion, and people turn to see the fireball. The next thing they do, is automatically look up. That's not a major thing to notice. But it goes to show how often it happens, that the split reaction is. "Thing is gone. I shall look to the sky for flying debris."
was listening to the beginning where he talks about the tank crew saying RTS voice lines and i say to myself "COLLATERAL? THAT'S THE BEST KIND OF DAMAGE" and then they say it in the video and im happy now
Considering the 70-man-mass-cass video was what introduced me to Rubix and that was an accidental video as well, I am greatly excited for this one. It's the next step in a legacy of honor and disaster.
You know, you could have someone (who, for the sake of added hilarity, has never actually touched a RTS before), play out a mission, and then run with their gameplay choices as actual orders bellowed at you over the radio. "NEW ORDERS FROM HIGH COMMAND! FOCUS FIRE ON THAT TREE! THEY WANT TO SEE IF THERE ARE DESTRUCTION PHYSICS!" "NEW ORDERS FROM HIGH COMMAND! ADVANCE FOUR KILOMETER -" "NEW ORDERS FROM HIGH COMMAND! RETREAT SIX -" "NEW ORDERS FROM HIGH COMMAND! ASSUME DEFENSIVE -" "NEW ORDERS FROM HIGH COMMAND! DIG IN AND PREPARE TO FIGHT TO THE LAST! IF ONE OF YOU SURVIVES, WE WIN THIS BY DEFAULT!"
You know, I'm fairly certain that Nod would have fielded a T-90 lookalike during the First Tiberium Wars. They had Commanches in Renegade, and in that same game you can see that Tiberium infested areas were starting to xenoform some areas.
I would love another series like HARRP, however I fully understand why there isn't one. Your content are all bangers, so keep up the amazing work. Discovered you when watching random Arma things, never looked back. Glory to Ignis Corp and the chaos they bring when trying to act like a coordinated team!
1:45 Arma 3 tries not to send a ground/water vehicle to the moon challenge (impossible): 5:04 Dammit Jay! 6:45 “Tip touching is illegal” -Ygdryl, the eldritch lord… or something. (Idk the book no-clipped out of existence before I could finish.) 8:12 The natural laws do not apply here. Don’t you know Ignis changed their physics engine from NewTon to LooneyTunes a few years ago? 8:50 US drone strikes be like: 12:53 YOU CURSED THEM WITH YOUR WORDS
I know Jay is likely hearing those voice lines in his nightmares as we speak however... they kinda made the video and I appreciate those unhinged few who committed to the bit, while simultaneously causing Jay irreparable psychological harm.
Hearing someone talk about command and conquer brings me so much joy. I’ve never watched one of your videos before but a friend sent me this specifically because of the command and conquer theme and needed to watch.
Now I wanna make an NPC soundboard with a bunch of Command and Conquer lines. Especially Commando lines. " Leave a little surprise under their Christmas tree. "
if you're taking suggestions, could you try doing a op as the security team on the Ishimura during the initial outbreak as I'd love to see the pure nightmare of dealing with necromorphs coming out of the vents when you're just trying to make it through the multi kilometer long ship to 1 blow the reactor and 2 get to the landing bays to evac, bonus points if the op ends with a fight down on the panet bellow the ishimura which got overrun with a colony's worth of necromorphs
5:54 i for one appreciate Ignis representing the pure insanity that a player's army goes through when you decide to micro them to death to kill an enemy.
"This is the missile guidance system, I have good news and bad news, good news the missile guidance system knows where it needs to go and the bad news is it needs to go home."
Came back to this video three months after it released after watching the ENTIRE HAARP series to understand what you were talking about and I get it now.
When I first saw this video's title, I was just like "Yeah, that's typical Ignis." Then I saw what Jay meant, and I'll just say it's impressive how Ignis is able to constantly one-up their own cursed existence.
I love the music you guys found, as someone who spent probably too much time as a kid playing CnC tiberium dawn and Red Alert It was so perfect. also... TARGET DESTROYED!
I think jay has the curse of the main character at this point. He brings tragedy to side characters around him but somehow survives when he should die lmao
Honestly, I really enjoy the "desert storm, but also JUST far enough into the future for SOME cool stuff to start to appear" vibe this operation had. The Orcas and fictional tanks looked just plausible enough that you could have roughed up their textures and sold them as real things. There's also something inherently funny to operators with riced out SOPMOD M4s fighting over giant World of Warcraft magic crystals.
the boat scene reminds me of an op i had a few months back, the idea was to load up some cargo and armored trucks into the boats and extract in them, well it was more of an ejection as the boats proceded to make 0 to light speed in 0.1 seconds and kill everyone on board
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This was another case of an operation I recorded and had no plans to make a video out of but it turned out surprisingly unhinged so here we are lmao. Hope you enjoy our suffering!
Edit: Target Destroyed.
bruh
Hello, could you make a new video of Resistance Fall Of Man in Arma 3, please?
May I ask what sound mod(s) you are using?
May I ask how you shoot a cruise mussel into yourself?
TARGET DESTROYED
Ignis Corps, the only unit where any military vehicle is known to have less than five percent chances of surviving any ops completely unscathed. Bonus if Jay himself is there and says stuff like, "don't worry bros we're not gonna die we'll be fine" lmao
I read this at 12:54 and 💀
You forget the "are you ok?" You know its a death sentence when you ear that from him
@@arthurvaney6166definately
Nah, the VDV exist
@@SquirrellyOtter .... I'm worried as to what happened at that time stamp for you to go skelly mode mate, and knowing Ignis and Jay it's bad, but I feel like this time it's one of them really bad moments.
The 3 greatest threats to Ignis
-Desync sorcery
-Themselves
-Jays diabolical voodoo curse
Im surprised they win havf the missions they do.
Literally anytime runic opens his mouth bro
and occasionally, AI who has no business having access to high caliber rounds
-The Ignis Flight Corps
-The Ignis Artillery Core
-Quail
Hello profile brother
Take a drink everytime you hear "target destroyed" you may end up as brain damaged as Quail.
Amen, I'll drink to that
Target destroyed
Liver destroyed
Target destroyed!
3:20 The missile doesn't know where it is, it doesn't know where it's going, it doesn't know where it was. It is scared, it tries to return its tube of comfort
The missile knows where it is because it knows where it isn’t
The missile has fucking had it
@@BackwardsPancake "I'm sorry Dave"
Ignis: Just trying to play games
Glorbodesh: ABOUT THAT BEER I OWED YOU
About that beer i owe you
@@Vejustinit's me barny from black Mesa
80 men in one second? The Great Desync Wave has been dethroned XD
"Movin' out!" "Got it!" "On my way!"
Also, I love it when vets/active duty military get to play with their IRL toys in games.
g.i from RA?
TARGET DESTROYED
FIRING
It was more than one second, as the 4 hovercraft exploded at different times.
@@gabrielc7861 🤓👆
Fun fact: Coaxial .50 cal mounted on top of the Abrams cannon is a real thing. It's primarily used for anti sniper duties when you need the range of .50 bmg and the power to penetrate wherever the sniper is hiding while not risking someone poking their head out to use the .50 cal mounted on the top.
Also the "collateral is my favorite kind of damage" line is from the siege tank in SCII
yeah, i immediately thought of the siege tank when i heard it
IN THE REAR WITH THE GEAR!
@@noobsworld4217 That's an SCV...
@@noobsworld4217 for some reason that made me think of "Rogue Odin spotted! Bring it down!"
What even is SCII?
“Collateral is my favorite kind of damage”
“Ready to drop the hammer”
“Rock and roll” (I think)
SCII Siege Tank lines
"Rock and roll" is something the Marines say. A better line would've been "Ready to roll out!", "Proceeding!", or "Delighted to, sir!"
I think they missed some opportunities by not using lines such as "Identify target", "Need something blown up?", "Got no patience for sitting around!", "This'll be a blast!", "Music to my ears!", or "It's BOOM time!"
@@alexfrost2799
Oh don't worry, I said all of those with the exception of "Identify target" during the Op B)
Also, according to the Wiki, "Rock and Roll!" is also a Siege Tank line, though it's been YEARS since I've played SC2, so I just trusted it and can't guarantee it's not just a Marine line.
@@QuailCompostie it is a siege tank line, i've played more recently and I distincly remember that both the siege and marine have those specific lines for move commands
on a tangent, people should play SCII again, it's still really good
You know something I never noticed. When there is an explosion, and people turn to see the fireball. The next thing they do, is automatically look up. That's not a major thing to notice. But it goes to show how often it happens, that the split reaction is. "Thing is gone. I shall look to the sky for flying debris."
You know it's *B A D* bad, when checking for incoming Air-To-Ground-Debris has become fucking muscle memory. XDD
Don't forget the ragdolls
was listening to the beginning where he talks about the tank crew saying RTS voice lines and i say to myself "COLLATERAL? THAT'S THE BEST KIND OF DAMAGE" and then they say it in the video and im happy now
you cannot go wrong with the kings of collateral, the SC2 Siege tanks
@@judahsmyth5398 indeed good sir I have so many fond memorys of just seeing how long i could survive against zerg AI
its just make me smile that people remember starcraft :D
"TARGET DESTROYED"
"NUH UH"
had me dying of laughter
10:43 "Help destroyed"
*WHEEZE*
Man that killed me to be honest lol.
When a frigate launches a cruise missile into itself, that would probably be an omen to not anger the Gods of Arma Desync lmfao
I was thinking that the frigate realized that it was in a Ignis mission and decided to take the easy way out
There needs to be a compilation of every "We gotta get outta here!" In RubixRaptor history.
What even was the origin of "We gotta get outta here!" I honestly dont even know how it started. Great bit though.
Check his best of 2023, it's in there
@@BladeEdge93 If memory serves, it was originally a line from the ARMA 3 campaign
As Gilgamabordesh's Mistress, I can confidently say I has a strong influence on the events of this mission.
my sanity is forever altered by "friendly unit lost"
Considering the 70-man-mass-cass video was what introduced me to Rubix and that was an accidental video as well, I am greatly excited for this one. It's the next step in a legacy of honor and disaster.
i recognize the "collateral is my favorite kind of damage" from SC2's siege tank, which is a tank that can turn into a stationary artillery and back
11:24 Who else expected the entire convoy to just explode.....
You know, you could have someone (who, for the sake of added hilarity, has never actually touched a RTS before), play out a mission, and then run with their gameplay choices as actual orders bellowed at you over the radio.
"NEW ORDERS FROM HIGH COMMAND! FOCUS FIRE ON THAT TREE! THEY WANT TO SEE IF THERE ARE DESTRUCTION PHYSICS!"
"NEW ORDERS FROM HIGH COMMAND! ADVANCE FOUR KILOMETER -"
"NEW ORDERS FROM HIGH COMMAND! RETREAT SIX -"
"NEW ORDERS FROM HIGH COMMAND! ASSUME DEFENSIVE -"
"NEW ORDERS FROM HIGH COMMAND! DIG IN AND PREPARE TO FIGHT TO THE LAST! IF ONE OF YOU SURVIVES, WE WIN THIS BY DEFAULT!"
My IMMEDIATE thought was that it was a Russian T-90 crew trying to go up against a Bradley
I'm ngl that was the first thing that came to mind too 😂
You know, I'm fairly certain that Nod would have fielded a T-90 lookalike during the First Tiberium Wars.
They had Commanches in Renegade, and in that same game you can see that Tiberium infested areas were starting to xenoform some areas.
That betrayal at the end was downright tragic. True bonds of brotherhood severed in an instant.
8:29 "Green Stuff!" And there goes my drink. 🤣
I never did get to build that mass grave, though I guess the exploding hovercraft took care of that.
I would love another series like HARRP, however I fully understand why there isn't one. Your content are all bangers, so keep up the amazing work. Discovered you when watching random Arma things, never looked back. Glory to Ignis Corp and the chaos they bring when trying to act like a coordinated team!
"Target Destroyed"
*Target is not destroyed*
"I missed"
*Target gets decimated*
I got mental trauma from this reality splitting video
Target Destroyed !
The synchronized "Target Destroyed" is so perfect
TARGET DESTROYED
Saying "We gotta get outta here!" on an ARMA op seems to be the most effective way to get yourself shot.
Missed opportunity to not have "WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE" as one of the tank crew voicelines.
"Target destroyed"
"NUH UH"
1:45 Arma 3 tries not to send a ground/water vehicle to the moon challenge (impossible):
5:04 Dammit Jay!
6:45 “Tip touching is illegal” -Ygdryl, the eldritch lord… or something. (Idk the book no-clipped out of existence before I could finish.)
8:12 The natural laws do not apply here. Don’t you know Ignis changed their physics engine from NewTon to LooneyTunes a few years ago?
8:50 US drone strikes be like:
12:53 YOU CURSED THEM WITH YOUR WORDS
I know Jay is likely hearing those voice lines in his nightmares as we speak however... they kinda made the video and I appreciate those unhinged few who committed to the bit, while simultaneously causing Jay irreparable psychological harm.
I feel like every single vehicle that falls into the hands of Ignis Corps is the equivalent of a death's row inmate being handed over to Death itself.
I'll be honest with you Jay, that isn't a Mental Anguish tank.
That's the Fun Tank, and I'd join them in a heartbeat cause that's a mood
The Tib dawn music and the RTS lines made this amazing.
11:23 after so many years we had to learn at some point
Hearing someone talk about command and conquer brings me so much joy. I’ve never watched one of your videos before but a friend sent me this specifically because of the command and conquer theme and needed to watch.
6:02 I don’t care how long or short it is, I NEED a compilation of every “We gotta get outta here” in Ignis history (Ignistory, if you will)
Now I wanna make an NPC soundboard with a bunch of Command and Conquer lines. Especially Commando lines. " Leave a little surprise under their Christmas tree. "
The RTS lines are the funniest things ever seen in this game
"Tip touchinnn'! :D"
- Fucking Blows Up -
The arma gods are just the chaos gods in disguise
Ah, I see you guys incurred the wrath of Clang, God of Game Engine Physics.
if you're taking suggestions, could you try doing a op as the security team on the Ishimura during the initial outbreak as I'd love to see the pure nightmare of dealing with necromorphs coming out of the vents when you're just trying to make it through the multi kilometer long ship to 1 blow the reactor and 2 get to the landing bays to evac, bonus points if the op ends with a fight down on the panet bellow the ishimura which got overrun with a colony's worth of necromorphs
I needed a Jay and Ignis video today. Thank you for making my day a bit brighter, Jay.
The NOD forces must be terrified at the forces of literal chaos approaching them.
"Collateral is my favorite type of damage."
If you told me someone from Ignis made that quote up on their own I would mostly believe you.
Glad to see more C&C content
Wonder if there’s ever gonna be a red alert op
Shocked that I know this, but 8:49 is a Starcraft 2 siege tank quote.
man the C&C songs take me back being able to grow up with the first red alert and playing each and every one as they came out such a good time
The constant "Target Destroyed" gave me psychic damage.
I hope the RTS tank crew becomes this years big bit, its great
I was about to be disappointed no one used any of the Abrams quotes from World in Conflict but than I heard "Rolling out" and my day was saved.
Exactly how I remember Tiberium Storm when I was kid. Even got the glitchy POS hovercraft down right.
5:54 i for one appreciate Ignis representing the pure insanity that a player's army goes through when you decide to micro them to death to kill an enemy.
You have one of my favorite editting styles for games.
"I read my NOD Identification Pamphlet and he was on the enemy one!"
8:06 - I am sure that is the anti sniper upgrade; I am also sure you still have a coax AND that
Really wish to pick the brain of your mission makers one day for all the really damn cool things they figured out in arma 3.
"This is the missile guidance system, I have good news and bad news, good news the missile guidance system knows where it needs to go and the bad news is it needs to go home."
Did no one talk about how great that little clip was with the real guy talking?
Y'all got hit with the wrath of Klang on them Hovercrafts, SHEESH
Can't believe I miss ONE Op, because of Exams and we execute a perfect Convoy that doesn't implode on itself with 2 Minutes...
What the fuck...
The flashbacks hit harder than that amazingly good
The 'tips touching' humvee explosion make me choke on my drink.
3:15 “You can’t handle the Uber instincts of my Uber autism. Observe”
I hope "Target De-stroyed" becomes a bit. Almost spat out my drink.
Came back to this video three months after it released after watching the ENTIRE HAARP series to understand what you were talking about and I get it now.
When I first saw this video's title, I was just like "Yeah, that's typical Ignis."
Then I saw what Jay meant, and I'll just say it's impressive how Ignis is able to constantly one-up their own cursed existence.
Jay mentioning haarp took me back
TAGET DESTROYED
I love the music you guys found, as someone who spent probably too much time as a kid playing CnC tiberium dawn and Red Alert It was so perfect.
also...
TARGET DESTROYED!
I think jay has the curse of the main character at this point. He brings tragedy to side characters around him but somehow survives when he should die lmao
Love the Halo Wars 1 tank call out audio
I knew something was up with the hovercraft the second I saw it, that boy was getting funky
" *Target Destroyed!* "
Honestly, I really enjoy the "desert storm, but also JUST far enough into the future for SOME cool stuff to start to appear" vibe this operation had. The Orcas and fictional tanks looked just plausible enough that you could have roughed up their textures and sold them as real things. There's also something inherently funny to operators with riced out SOPMOD M4s fighting over giant World of Warcraft magic crystals.
4:30 Failed opportunity for a “We gotta get outa here!”
Chaotic teammates + Numerous accidents = Perfect videos!!!
That ships cruise missile reminds me of the tragedy of arx tyrannus
*C&C Humvee Driver when under attack* "We gotta get outta here!"
The RTS Lines bit is so fucking good dude
"There's a woman screaming in my separate ear."
That's marriage for ya Jay.
The command & Conquer and Red Alert yes sir affirmative will always be traumatizing
"I just get decapitated by a high caliber shell"
Apollo and the gift of prophecy: :)
"You know what, god? Sike on that one, please don't do that."
9:20 This is what it's like to let the NPCs drive in a Halo game.
Loved the RTS dialogue xD
outro was a vibe, i think we all want moe.
Losing 80 people in a hovercraft accident sounds too real. I think I just somehow felt PTSD from events I've never experienced.
Odd feeling we are gonna see "Target Destroyed" for the end of Year recap bit
the boat scene reminds me of an op i had a few months back, the idea was to load up some cargo and armored trucks into the boats and extract in them, well it was more of an ejection as the boats proceded to make 0 to light speed in 0.1 seconds and kill everyone on board
Ive just started preemptively liking your videos because i know theyll be good
It's like he knows when I'm about to go on lunch break, and he waits to post till then.
I couldn't stop laughing when the video got to the RTS lines when you were in the tank. My tummy hurts after so much laughter
Thanks for the video. Just what I needed to get out of some depression
That was great, now do a Red Alert op just so you can use the Hell March song XD
“Affirmative”
“Ackkkchtknoledged”
6:52 what happened we erm touched tips sir
Target Destroyed