Kidnapped By Somali Pirates For 2 YEARS😦
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- Опубликовано: 28 май 2023
- Kidnapped By Somali Pirates For 2 YEARS😦 #joerogan #jre #joeroganexperience #kidnapping #story #storytime
Joe Rogan - He Was Kidnapped By Somali Pirates!! Michael Scott Moore
Joe Rogan Experience #1149
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Why didn't he build an iron man suit?
iron is not real😂
iron man*
and first in Somalia Piraten doesn't has a iron he could build do i really know Somalia 😅
do u really know Somalia
bc i Somalia
"20 MILLION DOLLARS? Who you think you kidnap Chelsey Clinton" 🤣🤣🤣
Was this rush hour? 😂
@@melman9020yeah 😂
Who u think u kidnapped, Chelsea Carter?!
Chris
“You want any 5’s with that”🤣
Poor guy…… they even gave him a Manchester United shirt, pure torture.
😂😂😂
Nowadays being a United fan is a torture. I'd rather be locked up by these Somalis than being fan of my rival club...
😂😂😂😂😂
British banter just shits in anything us Americans say lol
Bet it was manU that paid 1.6 mil to have him as well 😂😂
They also make you smile to assure the captive is not hurt when they ask to see if he is ok
Ok
@@MultiPeyton22you saying okay adds nothing and makes no sense
@@Yuhboi1okay
@@Yuhboi1ok
@@Yuhboi1 ok
Nobody would trade a pack of toothpicks for me
I'll trade a pack of toothpicks, if you'll do the same for me.
U would be surprised what people will pay for a warm arsehole.
@@theriddlerUSA I’ll trade a 10 piece McNugget with a Big Mac and medium fries if you would do the same for me
I'd trade a pack of toothpicks for you. Shame man.
Jesus did! I would ❤
Me explaining to my boss why I was late
🤣
“It took them forever to come down to 1.6$ million or I would have been here sooner, I swear.”
Note to self, wear glasses when about to be attacked by pirates so they think i need them ✍️
Note to self, don't go to Somalia ✍️
Note to self, don't leave the house... no, don't leave the bed. ✍️
@@ipassingthroughnote to self,, don't leave unconsciousness. NEVER wake up.
@@GGGxenote to self, don't exist
@@neonbelly4 note to self...... don't.
Dont go to $hitty places if you're rich!!!
Are u saying Somalia 🇸🇴 is a shitty place 😬
@@cutiemaruu4710it is
@@cutiemaruu4710fuck
Yes
It doesn’t matter if your rich or not. Nationality is all the matters. There’s a documentary on these pirates and they say that they don’t like capturing Indians because the Indian government doesn’t pay much if at all. Americans and europeans are what their after since they pay much more.
@@cutiemaruu4710Yes, it objectively is a shitty place. Problem?
Legends say he never wore any glasses again from that day.
White privilege is real. White man back home safe
Dude contacts…
@@WaterLover007dude contacts aren't glasses...
Gay
jelly
It's episode 1149 of the Joe Rogan podcast. You're welcome
not all hero's wear capes 🙌🏽
where JRE streaming and when?
@@herrmanncsspotify
Legend
Alright bro you got the cake, don't need the crumbs buddy, pal.. (episode 1149 at 54:48) You're welcome@@herrmanncs
Damn two years as a hostage. That had to be rough. Glad he made it out alive.
he is just playing the victim card , when in actually he came in my beloved country Somalia to get some information for the government, 😊
The toyota battle wagon is actually an engineering marvel. One of the best machines ever produced.
It's called a "technical". . . I fn guess...
To who? 3rd world countries?
With a black powder cannon
It's called "Station", with double tanks it's unstoppable.
@@Chris-yq3kpbruh the “battle wagon” he’s referring to is most likely a hilux. So yeah, the preferred vehicle of militants with zero logistical supports since they just don’t fucking die.
Wearing that football shirt, I'd say he's a lifetime hostage!
Nah that aint football 😂😂.. That sport is refered to as either "Soccer, or Pu$$yFoots"
It’s futbol not American football who has a timeout every 5 seconds.
@@YourMothersMan you clowns call it "soccer" the 200+ nations that kick a proper football call it "football". Btw there was more fans watching the checkertrade final against 2 league two teams than those watching the super bowl. Your sports are absolutely pisssss poor 😂😂😂🤡
@@robert2588 Each team only has 3 timeouts to use for 30 minutes. And the timeouts only exist to "Stop the clock from running", not to give the players a break.. In Soccer the time keeps running, but its made up for in "Injury time" at the end of the game.. Also in Football players are giving each other concussions and knocking the hell out of each other. Unlike Soccer where a player BARELY gets touched and then screams on the ground while holding their leg.. AKA (The Softest sport in the world)
Coming from someone who clearly can’t play the game. American football players are over padded and everything. They have a commercial break every minute every few plays have to review this play and that play. Futbol time is added back on at the end of the game you still have to play your 90 min plus. You got guys like Watson for our s**t browns. Pay him how many millions and “can’t play”. Futbol is the worlds sport American football is that American yes there’s other leagues but it will never be on the same level. You will cry and complain about this comment over and over again. But in the end it’s the truth more people watch el Classico which is a regular league game then. People watch the “SUPERBOWL” facts are facts and you will be butt hurt about that
2 years ....I think this the watered down version
No man will tell the true horrors they endured
Probably because its a RUclips SHORT.. 😂😂😂.. TF!?.. Maybe watch the whole interview and listen to the entire story, then it wouldnt be watered down, obviously.. lmao
@@YourMothersMan where? Is it on netflix?
@@praise1220he’s literally on a podcast that’s where you can watch it
@@praise1220on the Joe Rogan channel?..
Omg.. I relate to the glass thing so much. Take my glasses & I’m basically incapacitated & useless. Totally horrifying 😭
Contacts as backup when random places is best.
You fine af whats yo ig
Damn not only the trauma of 2 years hostage in somalia but also the face at the end saying and now i know my worth. Damn
I wouldn’t be ashamed to have a milly and a half on my life. It’s not what *I* think my life is worth. I’d be in debt for the rest of my days to say I’m worth 10+ million. But it’s what others are willing to pay for me.
@@AzeOfSpadez put urself in his situation and think like that good luck, also life cannot be weighed in cash and to see your life being put down from 10mil to 1,5 over the course of years must be the most demoting thing you could imagine
So he was eventually marked down to "clearance."
They should make one of those revenge style movies where a guy goes through this, gets back home, and starts planning how to go back and take out all of his former captors. I guess Old Boy is kind of like that.
Great idea !
Caesar actually did this for real.. x)
@@eqVestriswas gonna say the same thing lol
Similar movie has already been made. "the covenant", directed by Guy Ritchie. I highly recommend.
That's what Caesar did
I was deployed on the USS Iwo Jima when this man (Michael Scott Moore) was being held captive. We brought on our two top tier 1 teams to go and grab him. They were on our ship for weeks prepping and training…then when it was game time, Obama pulled the plug and they all went home and left this man. I think it was another 18 months before he was freed.
Wow thTs messed up
@@thetrendbot that’s how we all felt when we left the area
Aaah, not even a little suprised. Just Obama showing his true colours again; bend over backwards to protect the banks and drone strikes, but fuck the citizens of your country.
It all adds up wars are for the money. Fighting conflicts supposedly to stop terrorists but then they do a terrorist thing, it isn't worth the effort. Finally get out of the 2 decade long wars and politicians demand we have to jump in the middle of 2 more wars, probably 3 oncd Taiwan is invaded.
@@djustinfowlerwtf that is actually fucked up, imagine being freed and reading that info somewhere online, I would air it out 😂😂😂
Rogan should do more of these interviews
you daft or something? maybe research first then ask.
they were trying to find the one piece
😂
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
wdym i know one piece but wdym
@@Darkeditz_2Usdfu bruh you slow
I dont think the pirates ever really understood exactly what they were asking for. Just over 500 Somali Shilling (SOS) is $1USD. If they asked for 20 million SOS that would be ~$35,173USD. an average person COULD save that much. 20 million USD on the other hand would be 11,410,000,000 SOS. not only would nobody hand over $20mil, but nobody HAS that much lol. These pirates should at least make reasonable requests if they expect money. Thank goodness he got free. Unfortunately only after they realized how ridiculous their request was.
Nobody has $20 mil..?
Aim for the star, and you land on the moon type shxt lmao
@oofowie8882 Yeah, *SOME* people have 20 mil but not the average Joe. I didn't forget that billionaires exist, but I'm gonna assume they weren't holding a billionaire's friend.
@mohamedAli-kj6fb can't say the pirates didn't try lol
@@ddsh1618 when kidnappers make these types of demands they are usually expecting/hoping that the ransom will be paid by the government of the home country
God bless you brother
Glad that wasn't me... how many years would they of held me for £20 😂
Imagine being held captive for TWO YEARS!!!! and your government doesn’t give 2 shits but will trade a terrorist for some one who can’t follow the rules of another country and goes to prison where they knew the consequences of their actions and still did it
What a shame the United elites of America cares more about woke reputation than their law abiding citizens who don’t commit crime and get punished for breaking the law and get the same sentence as EVERYBODY ELSE!!
I love how you’re talking about “consequences of your actions” like this guy didn’t knowingly and willingly travel to Somalia, which is very well known to be one of the sketchiest fucking countries on the planet to go to.
They could have bought a LOT of chicken feet for 20 mill
We don eat 🐔 MF we camel,you are what you eat (🐖🐷 boy )
No chickens in Somali deserts, only camels
Bro played Far Cry 3 irl
Ff the butterfly effect has Man United held in captive since 2013 😢
When you find out how much your life is worth to your friends back home
Yeah because his friends can spawn in 20 milion dollars from thin air
@@brunolovivo6514i can
@@kianjsbro gimme sum
Or maybe your friends are broke lol
@@goblinslayer7096dude you don’t even have friends or job shut up little timmy, mommy needs youre help unloading groceries btw pish posh hurry up
1.6m/12ppl = $133,333../2 years = $66,667 cash which in pretax in most US states tax bracket is around 90k. That’s more money than 87% of employed adults in the US. Business is good
except when you realize it was an entire squadron of pirates that you need to split the money with. Still a lot of money for Somalia, but very little if you're living in the US.
Not just good, *thriving*
Not him wearing a Man Utd shirt as well lol
HOLY SHIT! ANOTHER one giving credit to the jre episode you grabbed this clip from. THANK YOU!
Did they order you new glasses? Imagine not seeing clearly for two years. Now that's torture
Depending on how bad your sight is, I believe. I have -4 +/- sight. I can manage pretty well even at night. My eyes usually adjust after about an hour.
I met a couple pirates after they came to the US and got money for college. They were the nicest people at my school always smiling and happy. It wasn’t until one of them showed me the bullet wounds in his torso and explained he got them jumping in front of bullets meant for his brother (the bullets ripped through him and killed his brother anyway) by a rival tribe and that killing becomes like a video game that I understood circumstance is EVERYTHING! Before you joke he was just some random Nigerian pre med student messing with me know that my friend received honors from Harvard for surviving tribal and pirate wars in Somalia as a child and teen and thriving at University now!
Who gives af
you are crazy bro
Yea sure they're "nice" people.. Get off it idiot
Lmaooo
@@Mackavelli96joe mama
Joe should invite more people with extraordinary life stories.
What a horrifying ordeal he had to go through just to accurately find out his own net worth.
I like that the road block was lions 🦁
😂😂😂
20 million, 20 zebras 🦓 and 20 wildebeest... and a well 😋
the dude is literally posing and smiling in those pictures.
Two years dude. He needs to survive. Fake befriending is one way.
@@NiklasEjnar
I'd rather have my head chopped off than be a prisoner for two years or more
@@theseattlegreen1871 Okay. I wouldnt. Also what does that have to do with him playing nice?
@@NiklasEjnar Don't even listen to that guy, lol. If ANYONE had an AK to their head when they fought back, or were fed when they complied, the vast majority would choose to live, especially when this is much shorter than most prison sentences. You can't come back for revenge if you're dead...
I know I would just play along. I guess some people are just way more badass than I am 😂
@@derikroy5
That's for sure
he still waiting to get his glasses back
"Hey... Look at me, I'm the captain now".
Every time I think of Somalia the only image that comes to mind is rep. Omar marrying her brother. Thanks Somalia.
thats so embarrassing as a Somali most Somalis dont even like her
Where’s a Dr.Evil emoji when you need one
Bro had the chance to become a farcry character
I am from Somalia , from bottom of my heart ❤️ I really sorry what happened to you 😢😢😢
Aww that was sweet. You didn’t do it though..🙏🏻
I am not 😂😂😂 he shouldn't go there. What was he doing there? Nothing good.
Eyy i from somalia too (waqooyi ama koonfor)
@@remix-yy1hshe was working for a magazine and had to travel for work😅. Some of us have jobs buddy
@remix-yy1hs how do u figure he was up to "no good " ?? He was there for work genius!! 😂😂😂
Does anyone know what episode this is from
Episode #1149 - Michael Scott Moore :D
I'm almost positive that Chris Voss was actually the lead hostage negotiator who helped to get that man out of there! 😎👌🏽
And that kids is how the green arrow became the green arrow
Oh they broke his glasses?! They went too far!
Glasses are a part of the body for people who can’t see
Imagine your country not wanting to pay 20 million for your life
Mine wouldn't pay 100$ for me😂
A government willing to pay for its citizens ransom? Only democratic countries would do that probably. This idea is unimaginable for citizens of most counties. Most countries don’t care and would never pay anything.
You know how ridiculous that would be? Citizens abroad would just get kidnapped everywhere and make 20 million off them. Hell give me 10% I’ll get kidnapped again next year too..
It would just promote the activity further and become a ridiculous amount of sustainable income for criminals. And would just let them get away with whatever they wanted.
That’s just beside the ridiculous sum of money that they’d be paying out.
That 1.6 million could have got him out of there in so many different ways with the pirates getting nothing
Like a must read. The Sand and the Sea? First person history. He was a reporter/journalist in Somalia.
I was kidnapped and held hostage for 15 years and had a lifetime earnings ransom on my head, never got out much and my family wanted proof of life so we would get together and make videos on occasion…never really knew where I was being held and all my basic decisions were being made for me …like what I’d wear or what I’d eat and my day to day schedule….anyway our divorce was finalized in 2020 and I was returned to my loved ones …a little wore out but thankfully still alive 😅
Marriage hahahahaha
Lol. Been engaged 4 times to just 2 people. Marriage is for life, definitely get to know someone properly first. I'm gonna be like 60 before I get married the way I'm going😄
Time on hands
I know the feeling.
Cap
I’m Somali but I’m not a pirate
No ur not stop it lol
fr i Somalia and i not a pirate
@@kaozbl2562I'm Somali but I'm not a pirate
Im somali and a pirate.
Sounds like something a Somali pirate would say.
And he hasn't gotten his glasses back since
No way bro's rocking the macawiis
What episode
1149
Episode #1149 Michael Scott Moore
Ty
Legend
Thank you
You’re a g
Dude looks tired AF
Not the broken glasses 😅
Meanwhile our gov sends 100s billions of dollars to support two wars we aren’t even in. But they gambled with this guys life and made him wait two years. That’s so sad.
The problem is, if they pay then alot of people will go to these countries hatch a plan with some militia groups and pretend to be hostage and get millions from the goverment, bit of a catch 22, but yes I agree billions for wars that doesn't even concern them
@@JordanMac79 and when you’re captured by terrorists, you’re going to say the same thing? “Nahh don’t save me yet that’s too much money to spend”. You’re a hypocrite while I’m realistic. And btw, whenever our gov does end up paying, that’s still negotiating guy.
@@JordanMac79 I think I pretty obviously got you on this one lol. Want to redact?
20 million to save one life....100 billion to Ukraine to take lives...something is wrong here?
To be fair if you give 20m you are going to encourage more Americans to get kidnapped.
Aid to Ukraine is saving lives at a much cheaper price. Probably tens of thousands of people have been saved through air defence, medical equipment, body armour, armoured vehicles for medevac etc.
@@what4288 I envy your ignorance
oh look its chamberlain
reminds me roundup at the beginning lol
When he returned home to find out how bad man utd had become
It was all a scam till he realized they wasn’t gonna pay $20M so he took the pocket change
Now he can write a best seller
Never break a man’s glasses 🤓
We wont pay the 20 million to get a fellow American out of a shit situation but we’ll spend billions of taxpayer dollars to save some other country from getting taken
I cant imagine losing my glasses in a situation like yhat and living the next 2 years "blind"
"Jamie pull up that video of the bear kidnapping somalian pirates. "
Shouldn't have worn that man u top
"I offer you 1.6 million USD for 100% equity" Him probably
"He wants to free himself and for that reason I'm out" y'all know who it is😂
bro is the real life Athelstan from Vikings
I felt it when be said his glasses were broken and now he going to be blind..😢I need my glasses go find my glasses.
Poor guy went through absolute hell
They made him wear a Manchester United shirt
🤣
I’m sorry, how in the fuck did America pay that much to pirates , instead of paying the seal team or asking Royal Marines to go and rescue them
Hhhh they already try that shit with us but it was Vietnam second edition hhhhh
@@hassantheone9443😂 facts its not like any country can just go where ever they like looking for somebody and Even having hope in finding them. They can’t search the whole fucking country, Even then every fucking underground tunnels etc. mission inpossible
@@KudownYeah some people are a special kind of stupid 😂😂😂.. The reason the "Captain Phillips Mission" worked so well, was because they did everything in a very timely matter. They never let the Pirates reach shore, because they knew it would be difficult once that happened
what you say who is royal what fuck talk about hellow you tell your granater what hepped 1993 royal dalta group what happen black holdown bror somalia is our land isnot amirca is africa we free peaple before usa say your father tell us real history you not thing we dont know usa Western we know our way olny
Democrats were in office
Nothing scarier than telling somali pirate kidnappers youre broke
Joe before telling pretty much just any story : "One of most disturbing and craziest stories I think I ever read"
I’m gay
get well soon
@@adriankunz3395💀
Bro thats rough
Pretty sure this is a troll comment, but if its not, thats wassup. Keep gaying bruh! Do what makes you happy
no one’s perfect keep your head up u got this
Those damn Toyota trucks are too powerful.
A fine example of haves vs have nots
bro said 'for some reason they dropped down' after 1 year...lol
I can't believe the unbelievable horror he went through.
I'm keeping my a$$ at home.
he did bargain 🤣🤣
They would of been in for a shock when they kidnapped me asking for millions and I opened my bank app and it was minus….. and in a overdraft 😂😂😂
I was waiting for the song to start „hey Macarena „
People : Why Didn't he build an iron man suit
Me : Bcoz He Is Not Fucking Robert Downey Jr
School ...lol.. he's little Wayne
Me doing more as An Athlete: This dude Needs Humbling Session.
You and Terry Waite and many more are heroes and thank you for telling your story 🙌
Can’t blame them, he had a United shirt on.
Wearing a United shirt, just for total humiliation.
This guy is so lucky they didn't gave him Arsenal shirt instead of Man United 😅
2 years without glasses 👓 helped him regain his sight. They did him a favor
Bro I got a soft spot for glasses, makes me emotional when someone breaks or loses theirs
Then they broke my glasses.....sounded like the last straw.
His book was wild
They probably discovered they were going to spend more than 20 million if they kept him
Pawn stars was running the negotiations
“Best i can do is 1.6 million”
Same thing happened to my father though. He was a seafarer and captured by the somali pirates for 2 years and 4 months. He said it was hell out there. No news ever released in our country.
I wish he’d talk about more where they lived and stuff - what life was like for the two years…fascinating and terrifying at the same time.