Joe Rogan - He Was Kidnapped By Somali Pirates!!

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  • Опубликовано: 2 фев 2025

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  • @yasserabdullah5809
    @yasserabdullah5809 6 лет назад +9665

    I’m Somalian and he’s not telling the truth we don’t kidnap ships we just borrow them and don’t give them back unless you pay us

    • @vincentenciso536
      @vincentenciso536 6 лет назад +424

      Yasser Abdullah shut up 😂😂😂

    • @brehanflanagan2520
      @brehanflanagan2520 6 лет назад +510

      Yasser Abdullah i fuckin love u😂😂😂

    • @Nasir1492
      @Nasir1492 6 лет назад +79

      😭😭😂

    • @READERSENPAII
      @READERSENPAII 6 лет назад +244

      yeah that's called kidnapping for ransom.

    • @yasserabdullah5809
      @yasserabdullah5809 6 лет назад +220

      Andres Franco yeah what has religion have to do with it how comes when white ppl kill innocent ppl in Jewish worship place there excuse is always mental health I never hear religion unless it fits ppls agenda and propaganda Islam perfect human beings are not

  • @evanplauche5370
    @evanplauche5370 5 лет назад +4541

    If journalists like this guy didn’t exist, we wouldn’t know about all the bad things in the world. Thank you for risking your life to expose the stories hidden in the darkness of the world.

    • @michaelstraubinger6687
      @michaelstraubinger6687 5 лет назад +56

      Still don't know all the bad things happening. Its not people we need to hear from, its groups of people

    • @matguerra333
      @matguerra333 5 лет назад +7

      So no one can do anything about it.

    • @WrensAutoServicesNewOrleans
      @WrensAutoServicesNewOrleans 5 лет назад +3

      True

    • @seymourellis6863
      @seymourellis6863 5 лет назад +31

      Haven't heard the whole episode so I'll refrain from being unequivocal. No mention of the part played by over 25 years of US military interference in helping to create this "dark" situation.

    • @kiloub
      @kiloub 5 лет назад +1

      You're welcome

  • @willk5413
    @willk5413 6 лет назад +1474

    This guy has one of the most genuine smiles I've seen.

  • @filfil9960
    @filfil9960 4 года назад +723

    This man is extremely strong mentally. To be able to still function during his captivity is amazing. This man impresses me and I hope he made a ton of money with his books

    • @David-vb8tg
      @David-vb8tg 2 года назад +16

      Hardly anyone reads that type of literature. I doubt I'll meet anyone in my life who has read one of his books. But yeah. I hope so too.

    • @somalifamily6591
      @somalifamily6591 2 года назад +7

      He’s exaggerating more of the story and not telling the hold truth.

    • @jaredk748
      @jaredk748 2 года назад +61

      @@somalifamily6591 my initial reaction was “and how the fuck does this guy know?!!” Then I saw your name 😂😂😂

    • @slynn5138
      @slynn5138 2 года назад

      This guy is beyond full of shit. Kidnapped for 2 years? I’m sure that a bunch of broke ass fishermen took it upon themselves to add this guy to their already starving family. Then they kicked him down some of their drugs?
      I think I watch this guy’s kidnapping on a movie.

    • @clutch7548
      @clutch7548 2 года назад +14

      @@David-vb8tg lets face it you or people you know dont read much in general

  • @jeffb.175
    @jeffb.175 3 года назад +271

    He survived to tell his story. RIP to those who didn't.

    • @highrollerdiscs805
      @highrollerdiscs805 2 года назад +5

      Everyone in Minnesota

    • @Bell_plejdo568p
      @Bell_plejdo568p 11 месяцев назад

      @@highrollerdiscs805what do u mean

    • @ShittyBill88
      @ShittyBill88 6 месяцев назад

      @@Bell_plejdo568pSomali immigrants in MN are wrecking the place

    • @JesseStevenTrumm3992
      @JesseStevenTrumm3992 Месяц назад

      @@Bell_plejdo568pThere’s tons of Somalian immigrants festering in Minnesota. Heard they live in ghettos and reek havoc on the citizens

  • @electrodoktor666
    @electrodoktor666 6 лет назад +3442

    Joe's not listening...he's imagining how he'd conduct an unarmed one man assassination squad using only tae kwon do kicks and 'no gi' rules.

    • @jq7323
      @jq7323 5 лет назад +278

      And that's just to get to the drug that he was talking about.

    • @sobrietyK
      @sobrietyK 5 лет назад +142

      all while being on DMT

    • @flyfe
      @flyfe 5 лет назад +22

      Im dead 🤣💀

    • @yancieb
      @yancieb 5 лет назад +40

      This has got to be the funniest and most accurate comment ive ever read on RUclips ever.

    • @nt7594
      @nt7594 5 лет назад +21

      Tbh he can kill any of them with a well placed kick. This dude has killer techniques.

  • @gustavalmius
    @gustavalmius 6 лет назад +4708

    Looks like tom hanks got another movie to make

    • @riv6580
      @riv6580 6 лет назад +80

      gustavalmius GODAMNIT HE EVEN COULD LOOK LIKE HIM

    • @jorgecruzvelez6082
      @jorgecruzvelez6082 6 лет назад +4

      😆

    • @ianmurphy989
      @ianmurphy989 6 лет назад +36

      I really want this to go viral. Please send us someone who can make this viral. I juts want to see this movie.

    • @Finalmt2Fan
      @Finalmt2Fan 6 лет назад +24

      didn't they already make a movie about this story?
      called the Pirates of Somalia with Evan Peters

    • @bigpappycharlie521
      @bigpappycharlie521 6 лет назад +16

      Jacob Adamson they did it was captain something… i cant remember
      Captain Philips

  • @ItsDefOver9000
    @ItsDefOver9000 6 лет назад +4493

    Joe: "You were kidnapped and held hostage for 2 years by Somali pirates?"
    Michael: "Yes. It was 2 years of hell. Its an experience few ppl have had fortunately."
    Joe: "I can sorta relate. One time a coyote ate my chicken. Jumped my fence and snatched him like a ragdoll. It was horrible."

  • @ronyalemerrill
    @ronyalemerrill 2 года назад +91

    Let's take a moment to appreciate that he speaks about this. What an amazing human. AND HIS MOM!!!

  • @mrman3397
    @mrman3397 3 года назад +180

    Shout out to his mother as well, It must’ve been terrifying for her knowing her sons in that position and from his viewpoint she gave him hope in her tone of voice, which isn’t easy for any parent to do.

  • @ianstarkmanhnisr
    @ianstarkmanhnisr 6 лет назад +3150

    Joe "correct me if I'm wrong" Rogan

  • @LifeHappensJustinTime
    @LifeHappensJustinTime 6 лет назад +7473

    Guest - "I was kidnapped by pirates and..."
    Joe - "Tell me about this drug you did!!"

    • @VincentS988
      @VincentS988 6 лет назад +165

      justin cox well it’s apart of the kidnap story. The Somalis were doing it; if you were listening. The drug could contribute to their behavior.

    • @winningbigly9012
      @winningbigly9012 6 лет назад +63

      Vincent Salubro you should get worked up by a comment a stranger wrote, get mad and shit

    • @plowed4weeks
      @plowed4weeks 6 лет назад +23

      In this case it actually does make a difference. Bath salts were synthetic cathinones which are synthetic versions of the drug in khat

    • @VincentS988
      @VincentS988 6 лет назад +65

      mob barley Why do you assume I’m mad? You’re really good at decoding tone through text 👍🏼

    • @winningbigly9012
      @winningbigly9012 6 лет назад +9

      Vincent Salubro thank you very much

  • @jesusnava4012
    @jesusnava4012 6 лет назад +2341

    But have you been kidnaped on dmt?

    • @alexdpfilmz
      @alexdpfilmz 5 лет назад +44

      This comment is underrated.

    • @romans8024
      @romans8024 5 лет назад +8

      I just went fully histerical, sorry about that. )

    • @issachannel3061
      @issachannel3061 5 лет назад

      @scott m and you are a pig😂😂😂

    • @jacobrosenthal2802
      @jacobrosenthal2802 5 лет назад +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @JayMakavel
      @JayMakavel 5 лет назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

  • @jakeesman5229
    @jakeesman5229 2 года назад +44

    Joe's empathic listening and observing of MichaelScott Moore is impressive. He notices MSM's responses related to the traumatic moments, gently confronts him by sharing what he observes. Beautiful.

  • @MrK67017
    @MrK67017 5 лет назад +252

    @ 2:04...The kidnapping
    @ 3:40...Somali background history
    @ 5:40...KHAT plant addiction
    @ 7:30...Evolution of Somali Pirate culture
    @ 8:15...People smuggling
    @ 8:52...Libyan Slave Auction videos of 2018 discussion
    @ 10:42.Muammar Gaddafi was a "bulwark" against slave traffic
    @ 12:33.More about Moore's kidnapping
    @ 17:07.1st phone call..."Mom...So how much money do you have lying around?"
    @ 22:18.Freedom discussion...negotiations from 20 million to 1.6 million

    • @brandonkey181
      @brandonkey181 4 года назад +1

      Thanks much sir.

    • @niharbh4568
      @niharbh4568 4 года назад +5

      what ? no dmt ?

    • @samyeezy3068
      @samyeezy3068 4 года назад +3

      @13:13 Somali pirates talking about the first times they each tried DMT.

    • @lowbudgetcontent8858
      @lowbudgetcontent8858 4 года назад +1

      This is too old, but i left a like for your work. Well done

  • @AlexanderReynolds
    @AlexanderReynolds 6 лет назад +1739

    Look at me, I am the captain now

    • @Jay619-z2b
      @Jay619-z2b 6 лет назад +5

      Callum Kenmure lol

    • @julenreus5777
      @julenreus5777 6 лет назад +1

      Callum Kenmure lol 😂

    • @SmoothCanoes
      @SmoothCanoes 6 лет назад

      Lol

    • @Turner9090
      @Turner9090 5 лет назад +5

      There’s something about this guy.....he seems to happy to talk about this like he’s worked on it....idk maybe I would do the same but something just doesn’t feel right

    • @renegade2110
      @renegade2110 5 лет назад +17

      @@Turner9090 He's probably told it so many times, and his whole goal was to go out there to report on the pirates and well he got a helluva story

  • @CollinAbroadcast
    @CollinAbroadcast 5 лет назад +228

    As far as why they came down so much, there is gonna be no logic whatsoever. They just took what they could get that was already raised

    • @howtodoit4204
      @howtodoit4204 4 года назад +3

      What logic was in the stealing people food when you have one, am talking about Europeans

    • @iyloiris
      @iyloiris 3 года назад +9

      @@howtodoit4204 sucks to suck

    • @howtodoit4204
      @howtodoit4204 3 года назад

      @@iyloiris until the tides change

    • @joeygafronify
      @joeygafronify 2 года назад +1

      What're you doing on this side of RUclips? Lol

    • @thesportsguy126
      @thesportsguy126 2 года назад +5

      They came down because his health was deteriorating, and he was no use if he was dead.

  • @orlandorivera69
    @orlandorivera69 6 лет назад +232

    THEEEE BEST INTERVIEW EVER. Joe Rogan asked every question that i was thinking. He also picked up on his tells...and asked him about it! No other interviewer would ask that. Brilliant!

    • @swiperthefox777
      @swiperthefox777 5 лет назад +10

      Wow, you think of really shitty uninteresting questions then. : /

    • @sherwinh1661
      @sherwinh1661 4 года назад +5

      Joes curiosity makes him a great interviewer. He looks like a good interrogator as well

    • @lucacaputo6628
      @lucacaputo6628 3 года назад +18

      @@swiperthefox777 omg you're so cool omg omg

    • @swiperthefox777
      @swiperthefox777 3 года назад

      @@lucacaputo6628 I know.

    • @WizCudder1
      @WizCudder1 3 года назад +1

      @@swiperthefox777 lmao I’m here 2 years later to let you know you suck.

  • @Useryofcsdnx
    @Useryofcsdnx Год назад +7

    He’s got such strength and resilience in his deep eyes. You can see his soul

  • @eoghandridl1007
    @eoghandridl1007 2 года назад +12

    This fella is very genuine and has been through a lot of shit he didn't deserve and fair play to him for speaking

  • @brandonmcgillis
    @brandonmcgillis 6 лет назад +70

    This guy is a saint , comes out and raises money for the other captives , what a gem.

  • @enioleyva529
    @enioleyva529 6 лет назад +1814

    Wow someone actually disliked this lol
    Getting kidnapped by pirates not exiting enough for you?

    • @SortaProfessional89
      @SortaProfessional89 6 лет назад +2

      Enio Leyva lulz

    • @blackjack3751
      @blackjack3751 6 лет назад +259

      i don’t think there’s much exiting happening when you’re captive

    • @glenncross956
      @glenncross956 6 лет назад +145

      Might be exciting though

    • @isnichtsogut2612
      @isnichtsogut2612 6 лет назад +19

      Enio Layva People are angry because he went there in the first place and got captured... people are stupid and its a fucking wonder of nature that such people can actually speak, write and breath.

    • @kimmygibler760
      @kimmygibler760 6 лет назад +9

      It was captain jack sparrow

  • @ToolforOffice
    @ToolforOffice 6 лет назад +32

    Not only did his physical stature change but so did Rogans. He got into an aggressive posture. Very protective manner from Joe and it really shows how much he cares.

  • @josefhviding3741
    @josefhviding3741 5 лет назад +47

    Joe Rogan: Correct me if im wrong
    Guest: Yes

  • @caitlynmccafferty4710
    @caitlynmccafferty4710 Год назад +11

    My heart goes out to this guy so much. I'm so glad he's safe now. Journalism is a courageous job.

  • @bigfatw0rld243
    @bigfatw0rld243 6 лет назад +115

    UFC 240 in Mogadishu, Somalia

  • @wonka2671
    @wonka2671 6 лет назад +558

    “Your physical state seems to shift....your shoulders have risen”- Dr. Joe Rogen

  • @Vigaberno
    @Vigaberno 5 лет назад +304

    Sounds like the beginning of a new FarCry game

    • @greygodice3865
      @greygodice3865 5 лет назад +14

      Harry P. Otter the good farcry games.. now they suck ass like nukes and a Colorful razor guns? Seems far fetched an dumb? Miss the old fucked up islands that were taken over by druglords 🤦🏻‍♂️😂

    • @laurene988
      @laurene988 5 лет назад

      Does actually lol

    • @laurene988
      @laurene988 5 лет назад +1

      @@greygodice3865 I don't think they'll stick with it. They did that before with the blood dragon thing

    • @connermiller7291
      @connermiller7291 4 года назад +3

      far cry 3

    • @sankara90
      @sankara90 4 года назад +1

      @Dat Boii 8,5? C'mon, it is SAFELY 9/10.

  • @spidermanssister365
    @spidermanssister365 3 года назад +33

    Plot Twist: He actually kidnapped the pirates and studied them for 2 years

  • @filfil9960
    @filfil9960 4 года назад +28

    This is probably my favorite podcast. It's so interesting to here what this guy went through.

    • @somalifamily6591
      @somalifamily6591 2 года назад +1

      He’s not telling the hold truth. I’m one of the people in the first place they kept us in and it wasn’t five months. It was 20 days.

    • @zzzzzarowww198
      @zzzzzarowww198 2 года назад

      @@somalifamily6591 lol looking at your other comments, you’re a hater

    • @blaineskate
      @blaineskate Год назад

      @@somalifamily6591 tf were you doing in ths situation kinda doubt

  • @eugenecaio1592
    @eugenecaio1592 6 лет назад +740

    so no one is mentioning the fact that this guy's name is actually Michael Scott?

    • @UnimpressedGoose
      @UnimpressedGoose 6 лет назад +6

      It’s literally in the description for the video

    • @calebhorton4701
      @calebhorton4701 6 лет назад +18

      eugene casmin His name is also Michael Moore.

    • @clay7182
      @clay7182 5 лет назад

      Lmao

    • @jq7323
      @jq7323 5 лет назад +14

      They definitely had him confused. This guy is only worth $10 even.

    • @slazerlombardi
      @slazerlombardi 5 лет назад +19

      They wanted 20 mill and a Dundy.

  • @briangarrow448
    @briangarrow448 6 лет назад +413

    Khat is to Somalis as whiskey is to Irish.

    • @stringupthemaoist3148
      @stringupthemaoist3148 6 лет назад +27

      🐈💧🔥😎Smokin'Khatpiss

    • @goldenmemes51
      @goldenmemes51 6 лет назад +6

      eshel ahrak Ethiopia will conquer your somolians

    • @DevilDoghz
      @DevilDoghz 6 лет назад +1

      Chasing that khat dragon.

    • @plowed4weeks
      @plowed4weeks 6 лет назад +4

      The water of life (*Actual meaning of whiskey in Irish)

    • @jasonsweeney1317
      @jasonsweeney1317 6 лет назад +5

      Uisce beátha (water of life)

  • @matthewgentry7592
    @matthewgentry7592 6 лет назад +146

    Crazy shit. I'm glad he got out of it alive.

    • @MrSkinnyWhale
      @MrSkinnyWhale 6 лет назад +23

      Dude spoilers!

    • @akeemf8353
      @akeemf8353 6 лет назад +5

      @@MrSkinnyWhale how is this a spoiler

    • @thaddeusluciano7573
      @thaddeusluciano7573 5 лет назад +6

      He was joking bro. Holy shit

    • @hooyoali8142
      @hooyoali8142 5 лет назад +2

      Matthew Gentry 😂😂😂😂 I’m Somali American and im saying thanks Allah he come back alive

    • @captainscentsible1811
      @captainscentsible1811 3 года назад

      He was jk, and they kill his dog

  • @PLAYEATTRAVEL
    @PLAYEATTRAVEL 2 года назад +8

    Dang Joe! This is why I love your style. You seem to be able to have a conversation with anyone...Bravo sir! 👏 👏 👏

  • @Sinnbad21
    @Sinnbad21 5 лет назад +15

    This dude is unnervingly calm and gentle

  • @Jakem763
    @Jakem763 6 лет назад +43

    Joe Rogan is a great interviewer

  • @CastFromTheHip
    @CastFromTheHip 6 лет назад +61

    That’s dedication to your craft! Risk - 3rd World Prison, Gain - Epic story.

  • @MachtPlays
    @MachtPlays 6 лет назад +73

    lol South Park made it so hard for me to listen to Somalian Pirate stories and not think of Captain Fatbeard.

  • @tommyb66645
    @tommyb66645 Год назад +4

    I could listen to this guy for hrs just to try and understand what he actually went through. Love joe Rohan’s guests and his interviews are so enlightening

  • @clint5253
    @clint5253 5 лет назад +11

    Wow, how did I sleep on this episode for an entire year? What a fascinating interview

    • @ChefboytheG
      @ChefboytheG Месяц назад

      Bro I slept on it for 6 years… had no idea

  • @shmookins
    @shmookins 6 лет назад +48

    Terrifying. Glad he's back home safe and sound.

  • @alianabestani9564
    @alianabestani9564 6 лет назад +85

    shout out jamie with the clips! love you man, keep getting them As!

    • @theSnapcaseLIVE
      @theSnapcaseLIVE 6 лет назад +3

      wait, is JRE Clips ran by Jamie?

    • @joshuabushared5619
      @joshuabushared5619 6 лет назад +4

      Ali Anabestani makes me wish I paid attention in physics class.

    • @SortaProfessional89
      @SortaProfessional89 6 лет назад +3

      Joshua Bushared "i took physic's in college, I GOT AN A"! LMAO

    • @CarlosIDK956
      @CarlosIDK956 6 лет назад

      theSNAPCASE its the official clips channel

    • @vee2easy
      @vee2easy 6 лет назад

      Joshua Bushared
      you could have gotten an A

  • @bobmerlley
    @bobmerlley 6 лет назад +134

    When I heard people talk about Somali pirates, South Park episode and the Somalian Pirate song came to my mind.

    • @kakarrotcake6991
      @kakarrotcake6991 5 лет назад +3

      Jeff Royer he thought of one reference calm down

    • @BreadVanVleet
      @BreadVanVleet 4 года назад +3

      🎵 so with a yo ho ho 🎵

    • @ItsmeAndygNUFC
      @ItsmeAndygNUFC 3 года назад +1

      " we'll cut ya 🐓 and feed it to a croc Somalian pirates we "

  • @geraldinepebdani2337
    @geraldinepebdani2337 Год назад +4

    I am So sorry this happened to you. Thank God you are alive and back home. ❤🙏🏽

  • @Clowntimes2
    @Clowntimes2 4 года назад +23

    "You are the worst Somali Pirate I've ever heard of"
    "Ah, but you have heard of me"

  • @rasengan580
    @rasengan580 6 лет назад +314

    JRE clips are on their A-game. This podcast is still live and they’re already putting clips of it out.

    • @Scrutarii
      @Scrutarii 6 лет назад +29

      Jamie uploads it in the same room as them lol

    • @Tooch24
      @Tooch24 Год назад

      The golden era

  • @michielnaert9237
    @michielnaert9237 6 лет назад +43

    20:50 'gathering good material' what a fooking legend.

  • @blademma1
    @blademma1 6 лет назад +287

    28 dislikes by Somali pirates

    • @qaalid252
      @qaalid252 6 лет назад +1

      blademma1 well fuck you up

    • @andrew-4754
      @andrew-4754 5 лет назад +1

      Ok I’m ten months late but ur comment has 28 likes

    • @thataintitchief553
      @thataintitchief553 5 лет назад +1

      blademma1 lol

    • @Youssef-iq4wq
      @Youssef-iq4wq 4 года назад +4

      @@qaalid252 you're grammer is so scary

  • @TheSlendersockmonkey
    @TheSlendersockmonkey 5 лет назад +92

    Man I was really hoping this story would end with a seal team wiping the entire boat

    • @lmklmk1512
      @lmklmk1512 4 года назад +2

      Sounds like the beginning of a new FarCry game

    • @Brometheus.
      @Brometheus. 3 года назад +1

      I don’t understand why that wasn’t a option in first place

    • @tylerwillem8683
      @tylerwillem8683 2 года назад

      @@Brometheus. could end badly for the hostages

  • @shecallsmebabby
    @shecallsmebabby 3 года назад +2

    this mans smile makes me feel so bad 4 him he looks like a great person tbh :(

  • @eroope5713
    @eroope5713 6 лет назад +9

    I immediately bought this book upon finishing this video. What a story.

  • @FelonyChris
    @FelonyChris 6 лет назад +227

    Joe "Bulwark?!?! I've never heard that expression" Rogan

    • @Maffewsfamandcoetc
      @Maffewsfamandcoetc 5 лет назад +20

      @Ali Krc in english we spell it bulwark

    • @Maffewsfamandcoetc
      @Maffewsfamandcoetc 5 лет назад +1

      @Ali Krc germanic/viking words have a huge influence on american english, its pretty cool

    • @duelcard1391
      @duelcard1391 5 лет назад +1

      Gold

    • @jq7323
      @jq7323 5 лет назад +2

      Fuck we can just put any phrase? I thought it was only supposed to be funny shit

    • @pnp072000
      @pnp072000 5 лет назад +4

      @@Maffewsfamandcoetc
      English is a Germanic language.

  • @historynerd1977
    @historynerd1977 6 лет назад +20

    this dudes smile is so genuine it makes my day

  • @stepherssays
    @stepherssays Год назад +13

    I read his book after hearing him give an interview on NPR about a year ago. I just got around to reading it. It was heart wrenching and it made me sad to imagine him out there in Somalia. I cried as the book came to an end. I was, and am, so happy for him.

    • @CollaborativeDataAccounts
      @CollaborativeDataAccounts Год назад

      You seem to cry a lot.

    • @alex7543
      @alex7543 Год назад +3

      @@CollaborativeDataAccountsthey said they cried once after he got rescued from nearly dying and being a hostage for 2 years. wtf are you talking about?

    • @CollaborativeDataAccounts
      @CollaborativeDataAccounts Год назад

      @@alex7543 I am talking about you are very effete and prone to crying over the slightest. Get stoic, son. You can go now.

    • @sebastianfischer2082
      @sebastianfischer2082 Год назад

      ​@@CollaborativeDataAccountswhat's the point in being stoic? It helps no one if you are to be a part of society. It's quite sad people like you exost

    • @tequenobb
      @tequenobb Год назад

      ​@@CollaborativeDataAccountscringe

  • @tallblondegirl5823
    @tallblondegirl5823 Год назад +3

    This is the definition of be careful what you wish for. He wanted that story and he got it. It would be terribly scary. Glad he made it out okay.

  • @sv4653
    @sv4653 6 лет назад +5

    Here's the video Michael referenced when he talked about reuniting with the hostages from Asia. ruclips.net/video/uKHdk1MKcWU/видео.html

  • @CastFromTheHip
    @CastFromTheHip 6 лет назад +317

    Dude SEALs ain’t messing around.

    • @evrettej
      @evrettej 6 лет назад +72

      CastFromTheHip there is -zero fucking around with Seals. They are bad asses for a reason.

    • @MarbRedFred
      @MarbRedFred 6 лет назад +33

      CastFromTheHip they kill everything in the room before a whisper is made.

    • @ThomasHoward4thDuke
      @ThomasHoward4thDuke 6 лет назад +48

      well they didn't help this guy did they

    • @PsychoSpit
      @PsychoSpit 6 лет назад +11

      I deployed with seals to Somalia last year . Some of the most genuine, highspeed guys ever

    • @Lunaskyuwu
      @Lunaskyuwu 6 лет назад +36

      SAS are way better , they just dont boast like america

  • @DEADG6D
    @DEADG6D 6 лет назад +71

    This is quite a story and a very interesting man. Can u imagine being captive almost 3 years and he doesnt once carry himself as a victim. This guys a true man

    • @motivatedlemonadeRider33939
      @motivatedlemonadeRider33939 Год назад +7

      Because he’s not black

    • @DEADG6D
      @DEADG6D Год назад

      @@motivatedlemonadeRider33939 lmao i aint mad atcha bro

    • @BlackStar-wk4rg
      @BlackStar-wk4rg Год назад +2

      @@motivatedlemonadeRider33939 I know salt is your only seasoning

    • @speedyd8150
      @speedyd8150 Год назад

      ​​@@motivatedlemonadeRider33939 Blacks loves their zzzs.
      Dey wuz kangz, queenz, farmerz, Vikingz, Egyptianz, Victimz etc ..
      They are the true culture vultures.

  • @itsmeurboy
    @itsmeurboy 4 года назад +7

    I'd laugh at the kidnappers thinking I was worth 20 mil, lmao good luck with that

  • @cako666
    @cako666 5 лет назад +137

    Such a mild mannered dude, who would probably never pick a fight on anyone, and he prolly needs to have a wheelbarrow on himself to carry his massive balls

    • @stcannoli9895
      @stcannoli9895 5 лет назад +8

      No he has one for each.

    • @joegarrison5911
      @joegarrison5911 4 года назад +3

      Dead joke

    • @somalifamily6591
      @somalifamily6591 2 года назад

      He’s also such a liar. I was one of the people who he paid to go there but ended up staying. His cover will be blowing soon.

    • @raashidiinabdullahi5583
      @raashidiinabdullahi5583 2 года назад +1

      Am Somali and it disturbs us just like alshabab terrorists we are deeply sorry of what happened to all those who were affected by this horrifying acts and its very shameful and disgusting for the Somalis who are just normal even if they are hungry they could still have done other thinga or jobs but not to become a pirate its very saddening really sorry they're gangs but they're over now and soon alshabab will be defeated and strong government will function and we will see great somalia and good citizens we can't take no more of this disgraceful narratives and the bad images of our people and country we are not alshababs or pirates coz those are less than 8% of the population

  • @budlight5053
    @budlight5053 5 лет назад +38

    Joe “This is cool, I want to be a Somali Pirate” Rogan

  • @iamfrank5171
    @iamfrank5171 6 лет назад +9

    Good chat Joe! I found this really interesting.

  • @lulzface5366
    @lulzface5366 5 лет назад +199

    His friend prolly sold him off before leaving the Country.

    • @andrewsmith9923
      @andrewsmith9923 5 лет назад +8

      Right you are

    • @thataintitchief553
      @thataintitchief553 5 лет назад +4

      Really? U think so?

    • @gabrielargiles7608
      @gabrielargiles7608 5 лет назад +17

      why is no one talking about this

    • @MrSqurk
      @MrSqurk 5 лет назад +26

      Gabriel Argiles because it’s a stupid theory.

    • @KhaledTheSaudiHawkII
      @KhaledTheSaudiHawkII 4 года назад +8

      MrSqurk I hate to argue on technicalities, but it’s a hypothesis until a reasonable proof is presented then it becomes a theory.

  • @Mketnr
    @Mketnr 5 лет назад +2

    You can see how visibly uncomfortable he is speaking about it, props for opening up

  • @tidwardmarguerite7224
    @tidwardmarguerite7224 5 лет назад +30

    The two Seychellois fisherman he mentioned were safely rescued after 2years. Our president tried to negotiate prices as well but it took 2 years to do so. This interview was eye opening thank you.

  • @LDwestwood1986
    @LDwestwood1986 6 лет назад +88

    Wow. I worked in Ireland as a security guard for 2 weeks at a music festival living out of a tent and it was torture in my down time. I can't imagine this.

    • @brehanflanagan2520
      @brehanflanagan2520 6 лет назад +1

      Uncle Ruckus I love the boondocks

    • @dheadhunter413
      @dheadhunter413 5 лет назад +1

      Pickle Rick nobody wants to go to a two week music festival sober

    • @WittyOriginalUsername
      @WittyOriginalUsername 2 года назад +3

      How is that comparable at all? It’s not the same. That’s like mentioning summer camp and saying “ I couldn’t imagine this” 😂😂😂

    • @lowe_the_showe202
      @lowe_the_showe202 Год назад

      ​@@WittyOriginalUsername at least Somali pirates give u dmt, summer camp doesnt

    • @glennhagstedt
      @glennhagstedt 3 месяца назад

      wtf is this comment, that is not even remotly close to being the same thing, this would be like saying "i was in a fistfight in kindergarden so i kind of relate to what happened to the victims on 9/11".

  • @sample.text.
    @sample.text. 6 лет назад +4

    That is just utterly nuts.. This has to be one of my favorite podcasts of all time

  • @doinkclipz8317
    @doinkclipz8317 4 года назад +9

    I love how joe points out that he looks uncomfortable talking about being kidnapped for 2 years

  • @MrSomeRedditor
    @MrSomeRedditor 5 лет назад +72

    16:53 lol
    Joe: “Did you get an X-ray just so you can see how weird it looks?”
    Michael: “Didn’t even bother.”
    Joe: “...wow. “

    • @Seek_Him
      @Seek_Him 28 дней назад

      😂😂😂

  • @evrettej
    @evrettej 6 лет назад +13

    Wow this was a crazy story. It had my full attention.

  • @tjrox
    @tjrox 4 года назад +6

    I read his book after watching this. Really good book.

  • @esco8730
    @esco8730 6 лет назад +8

    Joe Rogan talks are so underrated man

  • @zakthorne4147
    @zakthorne4147 4 года назад +2

    Why is the full podcast private?

  • @KwehuMedia
    @KwehuMedia Год назад +1

    Me explaining to my boss why i showed up late to work

  • @Jsko_
    @Jsko_ 5 лет назад +38

    Joe “Jeeesus Christ” Rogan

  • @saturnatnight3479
    @saturnatnight3479 4 года назад +44

    Almost 3 years being kidnapped, that must be terrifying so long without DMT

    • @BlameKilo
      @BlameKilo 4 года назад

      😂

    • @fueg00nyxxx
      @fueg00nyxxx 3 года назад

      And Elk

    • @topbilladezz
      @topbilladezz 3 года назад

      @@fueg00nyxxx elk fat* lmao

    • @somalifamily6591
      @somalifamily6591 2 года назад

      Wow he wanted to write a story and he got it. He wasn’t capture and not telling the truth.

  • @Sitsoc
    @Sitsoc 2 года назад +14

    My roommate in detox was kidnapped by pirates. I stupidly asked him “what was it like” and he just smiled and said “you got a couple hours?”… obviously I did, I was in detox, but you could see the pain in his face after he said that.

  • @tristanlunsford9104
    @tristanlunsford9104 5 дней назад

    Dude Joe please bring back guest like this.. please

  • @ajones23809
    @ajones23809 2 года назад +8

    This guy has lived the careers I always wanted in so many ways.

    • @MarvoloSalazar
      @MarvoloSalazar Год назад +2

      Why would you want to live such a career??

  • @loC2ol
    @loC2ol 6 лет назад +36

    Rare to hear a journalist call AK-47s Kalashnikovs lol

    • @chazyeast6819
      @chazyeast6819 6 лет назад +2

      Chase Carter not really

    • @ickeberlin6364
      @ickeberlin6364 6 лет назад +7

      Maybe that's the german influence.

    • @sandrh0422
      @sandrh0422 5 лет назад +1

      i don't find it weird since he'd been living in Berlin hahaha

    • @JustAdude291
      @JustAdude291 5 лет назад +6

      Not really, Kalashnikov is kind of a general term for those kinds of rifles. They may of not all been ak47s, not all Kalashnikovs are ak47s. They have ak74s, akm, rpk, Aks, etc. Diff variants

    • @forlornhope1116
      @forlornhope1116 5 лет назад +2

      Kalashnikov is how the locals there refer to the AK variant rifles. Probably why he calls them that.

  • @lloydfancett3039
    @lloydfancett3039 6 лет назад +4

    Wow. I'm glad you made it out. I can't even imagine... Safe travels.

  • @WrecklessEating
    @WrecklessEating 6 лет назад +228

    That doesn't sound very fun :^P

  • @xdewy
    @xdewy 3 года назад

    Here's the video of Michael Scott Moore reuniting with his fellow ex-captives: ruclips.net/video/BVzWer1ctrk/видео.html

  • @Broke_Stacker
    @Broke_Stacker Месяц назад

    This is my favorite Michael Moore.

  • @ionknow253
    @ionknow253 4 года назад +7

    This man is living in the 5th season of money heist

  • @iamahappybordercollie7597
    @iamahappybordercollie7597 4 года назад +15

    the most tragic thing is that the pirates detained in a german prison had better access to food, medical care and education than when they were free in Somalia. i am incredibly lucky to have been born in Australia.

    • @bigie2264
      @bigie2264 2 года назад

      Stfup orphan settler invader genocidal racist cult 🐖

    • @navybluee128
      @navybluee128 2 года назад

      The fuck if you are. Every little thing can kill you there. 😂😂

    • @mainaad537
      @mainaad537 2 года назад

      You're a typical white dude 😂 youre lucky your grandparents stole the australia from the indigenous people.think your country is the best. You should travel and after that your white ass will be humbled😯

    • @UpTated
      @UpTated Год назад

      Haha. Are you really that ignorant about somalia or africa in general? Do you really think Germany jail is better than the life in Somalia. That shows how much you know about the world. I am somali and I have lived in Europe 28 years of my 35 year. Now I live in somali and it's not even close the life here and Europe. We eat better, fresh meat, fruits, milk and better air and we are not slaves to our government like most of the westerner are. You work eat and die and nothing else. You dont live you just survive. That's why you have the most suicidal society in the west, depression. You don't even own your own live, either the government do or your boss at work place. Private banks gamble on your retirement savings and when they go bankrupt your government have to bail them out for your tax money and you cant own shit, either your rent or lease it even when you buy house or anything it's the money that gives you the money with a interest you can't pay aslong you live. Believe me Somalia is better than the best live in the west. You only know one side I know both so don't talk before you have the fact at hand

  • @dank9237
    @dank9237 6 лет назад +18

    Joe"did u get an x-ray to see how weird it looked?" Rogan

  • @alloneword7427
    @alloneword7427 5 лет назад

    21:33 The video of him meeting the released crew when they arrived in Nairobi
    ruclips.net/video/BVzWer1ctrk/видео.html

  • @byronmartin9630
    @byronmartin9630 4 года назад +1

    The best and interesting channel and talk show ever!!!!!!!

  • @mjkrbjcw
    @mjkrbjcw 6 лет назад +216

    Q . why are pirates called pirates ???
    A . cuz they AAAARRRRRHHHH

    • @glenncross956
      @glenncross956 6 лет назад +3

      PROUD_BRIT
      I see what you did there

    • @elikerr785
      @elikerr785 6 лет назад +5

      What kind of socks do pirates where?
      Aaaarrrgyle.

    • @DEADG6D
      @DEADG6D 6 лет назад

      Lol

    • @Lunaskyuwu
      @Lunaskyuwu 6 лет назад

      😶

    • @_ventolin__
      @_ventolin__ 6 лет назад +2

      Bless your soul, Dad

  • @lesliemellott6642
    @lesliemellott6642 2 года назад +3

    One thing about Joe..he always ask the questions that i really wanna know the answers:) the questions I would be nosey and wanna ask:) and this guy seems so genuine too! Very interesting 💯

  • @rickiespanish8422
    @rickiespanish8422 Год назад +4

    I’m super impressed they briefed his mum expecting the call. Seem such a simple thing but could easily be ignored and possibly miss the opportunity

  • @spexi513
    @spexi513 2 года назад +1

    Hugs and love to thissss guy ... and his fam

  • @mikeslice4748
    @mikeslice4748 5 лет назад +1

    Joe Rogan my favorite pod hands down!!!

  • @warrenshaw8373
    @warrenshaw8373 3 года назад +11

    Joe says some funny stuff, but noticing that his guest gets his back up while talking about some heavy stuff is great. He might ask simple questions that seem irrelevant to a lot of people, but it’s the seemingly irrelevant stuff that fills in the gaps of all the inane questions I have.
    I like that Joe asks questions a 10 year old would ask... it makes me understand better

  • @izdrael202
    @izdrael202 6 лет назад +25

    Gadaffi was actually the one to make lybia so prosperous, it was his attempt at making his own international currency to sell oil without the dollar that made him a marked man.

  • @stevendelcarlo3294
    @stevendelcarlo3294 5 лет назад +11

    The pirates in Somalia actually work directly for the freight brokers

  • @analogmind6793
    @analogmind6793 Год назад +1

    What a story! I have to watch the full episode.

  • @imrisqix6402
    @imrisqix6402 5 лет назад +9

    Luffy kidnapped his ass he thought he just wanted to join the crew

  • @FordyTheConeSmoker
    @FordyTheConeSmoker 4 года назад +10

    “We might go on strike.”
    “Need help with that?”
    “Slow, slow,”
    Am I the only one that spat my drink out laughing for some reason