I Spent 24 Hours in the Most Haunted Place on Earth
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- Опубликовано: 13 авг 2021
- I bought a very huge, VERY HAUNTED asylum and we spent the entire night locked inside. Since my coping mechanism for fear is humor, this video is hilarious. SUBSCRIBE TO THIS CHANNEL OR BECOME A GHOST.
Thank you so much to my friends who flew out and joined me in the hunt:
@Condifiction
@Bizlybebo
And of course my editor and cameraman, Beau:
/ zaltoman
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Игры
i was the ghost playing chess
shoo
you're so good at chess grizz
IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!1!11
It was Grizzly all along...
Ok grizzly
imagine spending a night at a haunted asylum to make amogus jokes and fight a ghost with a "fuck you" lightsaber
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@@rem8363 Shut up dude, why the hell would he want to make a secret channel? He has two channels with millions of subscribers. He wouldn't make a secret one.
I have a severe dislike for spammers
Honestly, it’s hard to tell which ones are staged and which ones aren’t, because these guys would seriously be reacting to a ghost with jokes, even if it wasn’t staged XD
Yeah i bet some of it was actually real though
the chess one seems so fake but i can't figure it out
@@aergerje I wrote this comment nearly a year ago, but he actually uploaded a behind the scenes for this video, which DOES show failed takes of that one and how it’s done, if you’re actually curious and not being sarcastic-
It’s also just funny as well, so I’d recommend it anyways-
@@laurenismeme oh ok thank you so much bc i was genuinely pretty curious yk i don't think it's real but it's cool that they made it look as real as it did
there's a string @@aergerje
To keep things straight:
Charlie's captions are Green
Bizly's are Blue
Condi's are Pink
And Beau gets Yellow
Ty. I got them mixed up.
why cant things be gay?
You know that would have probably helped a lot if I would have read it before the end of the video but alas on to the next video because I do not have the memory ability to determine and remember which colors go to who
Imagine being a ghost, and seeing tons of people go in and out this asylum for years with the same old scared faces, and then seeing 4 dudes walk up here and record this, probably the best entertainment of your after-life.
i stg this is what i think everytime a youtuber goes in a haunted place and takes a shit on them lmao; i would be so confused but entertained if i was a ghost
Imagine being a ghost
watching insane people is pretty fun too. most random breed of people on the planet.
@@dont9989 You know what just because you said it nicely I won't ;)
Because time is an illusion, Slime and the boys are the REASON the people back in the day went insane.
This ghost is probably like “These are the DUMBEST humans I’ve ever haunted”
@MC PLAYER no
Fr 😂
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LMAO
Literally the ghosts is like: (👁👄👁)
I know that Charlie is more of a comedy guy, but i'd so be down for an actual ghost hunt from them.
Oh heck yeah. And the stories you hear about Trans-Allegheny are creepy as heck. Especially Big Jim
I know your comment is old but him and wilbur did one with a channel called Sam and colby
@@willyboy5665 that was with George not Charlie
@@willyboy5665 that was with wilbur and georgenotfound unfortunately, i have seen that
@@thatguyro687 oop your right my bad I know Jack talked about doing one with them and Tommy as well I prob just got mixed up
Charlie is the type of person to see a ghost and say, ‘is anyone going to hunt that?’ and not wait for an answer.
agreed
Words that no man wants to hear:
"Guys the ghost is literally playing hot crossed buns"
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@@rem8363 no
😂😂😂
this is like a mrbeast video gone wrong gone cinematic
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at 3am
I was thinking Same thing Mr Beast clone
I've actually been here. They have a massive hearse festival called "hearsemania" here and my mom and I went to sell silverware jewelry. As someone with VERY little interest in the paranormal, I can say it's absolutely worth stopping out if you're in the area. The guided tours are very informative, and you can tell the owners of the property aren't just trying to cash in on "ghost hunters" they actually care about the history of the place. It's absolutely astounding the conditions that the poor "patients" had to endure.
"Fun" facts.
TALA is the second largest hand-carved sandstone building in the world. No.1 is the Kremlin in Russia.
If you were a woman in the late 1800's your husband could just commit you because you had a particularly bad period, and only the person who signed you in can sign you out.
If you had a child in the facility, that child could never leave, as it was believed that insanity was passed down through the mother.
Dr Walter Freeman performed over 200 lobotomies at the facility in 12 days in the summer of 1952.
Thats cool
And I think I might be the only one that knows what a lobotomy is...
@@EthinoEavons where did you get yours done? I got mine at cheese steak.
@@HeyNostradamus oh I didn't get one done. I just know what goes on.
Imagine being a ghost and saying “STOP SWEARING,THERE ARE CHILDREN GHOSTS IN HERE!”
"Anyone here?"
"sussy Imposter"
"hello is this the imposter?"
"No this is a crewmate"
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@@uhh5894 im going to kill myself if i see another one of these
@@otrwrld3386 s a m e
and the first one-
Ghost: just give me the whole thing.
Charlie: o-oh, okay.
Ghost: *proceeds to eat wallet*
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I feel like when Charlie says “I am the card. I always was.” He would’ve been dragged away in an actual horror movie
I like the idea that Condi is just actually being haunted the entire time and everyone else is having fun shitposting
The actual ghosts watching them: "These guys are pretty funny."
That’s the only scary thing was the bats
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The ghosts, "Man, why don't these guys shut up?"
The scariest thing is how buff charlie is, like every time I see him he's thicker than last time
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*Chonklie*
@@bray2964
*Buffcicle*
@@sameverglade5854 FACTS!!
His power grows
Bizly: Fucking dies
Charlie: Oh no! anyway.
Sam and Colby: super spooky ghost shit
Slime and friends: joking around
To everyone worrying about how Charlie is spending his money: I’m fairly sure by “bought” he means “rented for one night”.
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Thanks Einstein
Lmao to imagine people would believe that he bought it.
(I realise I sound big headed saying this, no offence if you thought he was a powerful millionaire with dosh to spend)
Yeah no shit, he ain't jeff
Nah man this is the new JRWI office
8:25 if the chair is sitting In an middle of the room, it invites an demon to sit on it. Interesting..
Anyways this is frickinh amazing, that fight was incredibleee
Wait, if there's a chair who is sitting in an middle of the room it invites a demon to sit on it
Holy, yea watch Charlie never go in a hundred mansion/hotel/house
Also there's a string above it most likely indicating that someone hung themselves....
Bizly:“You know the house always wins”
Me: 😂😂
I love how the first half is just them exploring and actually being kinda freaked out, and then it segues into funny slimecicle antics.
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No
@@certifiedanimeloverrrr9457 go away
Btw thats not how you say segue. Its "segue" not "Segway"
I love how they just doesn’t care the entire time.
Literally the only part they were genuinely worried was when they came to the bat room.
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Which is hilarious to me as an animal lover because bats are adorable friends.
@@mildlymarvelous They also carry various diseases so you don't want them to scratch or bite you
@@muisverriet still, bats are cute
@@mildlymarvelous yes! Bats are definitely friends. (I- I really love bats)
I think we need Sam and cobly to help them with their investigation /j
imagine if they did a collab. That’d be cool!
Nah Sam and Colby are way to dramatic, this crew would be like “ … “ every time Sam and Colby cry about a ghost
Actually that’d be awesome 😱😱😱😱
When this first came out I didn't really know Bizzly or Condi (I still found it hilarious don't worry)
Since then I decided to binge a bunch of JRWI and it's even funnier because I'm familiar with how each person acts and idk it's kind of a cool experiment to see how different my reactions were. Poor Condi always the voice of reason lol
Speaking of JRWI, I need an animation or a redraw or something of this video but with the Riptide pirates it would be amazing. I vote the setting is breaking into Niklaus' stupid little portal house. They kill at least 5 bats. Gillion successfully sits in the chair after a Wisdom saving throw. All jokes about Among Us are just replaced by Old Man Earl being mistaken for a ghost
I never thought spending 12 hours in a haunted house would escalate into a lightsaber fight with a ghost that stole Charlie's credit card number
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@@nosees9295 shut up
I edited this so people won’t have to look as much: The music used in the ghost fight is called “They Who Govern Reason” from Octopath Traveler
imagine being a real person who died here and seeing these guys run around with swords and cards, laying on your bed and making piss jokes
@MC PLAYER very believable
@MC PLAYER “What are you, president of his fan club?”
I would rest peacefully
If I was a ghost and saw this this would be my reaction
'-'.......
"K I'll leave you guys to it-"
I would join them. sounds like a fun time
9:46 Charlie is in an asylum and said it’s the kids section like he’s in Walmart wtf
i love how silly the ghosts are with them aswell, its like their playing along and im here for it
I love how it started off real where they were actually trying and then it just devolved into a 3am among us video
Imao
This is just what he does every video but in live action lol
this is terrifyingly accurate
Is that a Jojo reference
YEAH LMFAOOO
The real question is, how does this so naturally turn into a freaking lightsaber battle
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@@rem8363 dude stop making bots
run yo pockets
Saw a short of this, thought ‘they are so stupid for this. Im gonna watch it’. Mostly to upset m ghost, as I live in a house with a confirmed ghost. He’s chill, complimented our renovations and mostly just chills in the stairwell.
I love how they mocked the bad move story line
Most people "hell no, I ain't going in a haunted place"
Charlie and friends "Haha scary place go brrrrrr"
very cozy too, might aswell move in \_('×')_/
They were being haunted by Dream Stans..
@MC PLAYER tommyinnit more like someone who has a audience of fatherless children
the ghosts watching this unfold were either really offended or really entertained
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@@angrymommm7152 true
Ayyy nice pfp
They were really non-existent
I'm a ghost hunter/psychic and Im fairly certain the ghosts found you guys entertaining more then the usual ghost hunters hahaha
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The spirits up in here are probably like “why bother haunt shit when this is way more entertaining”
yeah lol
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I love how Mr. Beast just explored it while Charlie made a flippin movie. Its amazing.
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@@smlfan5844 no one gives a shit
@@aguynamednobody5805 it’s likely a bot. Actually scratch that, it is a bot.
The editing with the lightsabers was so good, ngl. Y’all should make a knock off Star Wars movie.
a ghost saying Sine is on the calculator is actually really creepy
19:55 The Sign Pun threw me off, man that was scary.
Yes
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22:41 if you want to see a ghost boss battle
How charile became the *spirit* of the cabin:
I love how everyone is losing their shit and Buea is trying to learn how to use dowsing rods
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@@itsgonnabeoktommytat1804 idc this aint even got tommy in it so shut up
@@fragmentofreality7195 the fact you clicked on the bot shows you're 12 or younger
@@simonlutgens because it said NeW tOmMy InIt ChAnNeL and i know he aint making another one
MrBeast: Walks around and explores it.
Slimecicle: Buys it and makes a movie in it.
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gotta right something off on you're taxes
i would more expect mrbeast to be the one buying it considering he gives like 500 million dollars to strangers or something
I'd honestly love if they made one of these again but this time it'd genuinely become a short horror movie.
12:34 the actual 😨 face-
This is just so well executed. Started off as a ghost hunting parody, ended as a Slimecicle video.
@uhh your pretty cool! bri'ish 🤢
@uhh your pretty cool! bro no one cares tommyinit isnt funny
@@lukesmith110 they’re bots.
@@lukesmith110 they are bots also he is pretty funny
@@danthebunnie_origins1146 bro name one joke hes made that would make anyone other than you laugh
i hate to say it but callmecarson is funnier but everyone has their own opinions, but no one is entitled to a audience
There's two types of people:
"I'm shitting my pants right now I just wanna go home."
And then there's
"This shelf is really well done, what this like uh- oak? Sounds like oak" *bites the wood* "Yep, it's oak. It's oak."
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The bots agree.
"I coulda sworn I saw something moving!!"
"Oh, it's just the ball."
"Oh ok. Phew."
*silence*
"Wait why's the ball moving-"
This is currently my favourite video. I have watched it at least 10 times. It helps me ground myself when I’m feeling a little iky wiky in my skin
Slime and bizly: constant joking
Condi: actually terrified
They were supposed to be alone why am i the only one that was actually alone
@@Condifiction real condi?
@@Condifiction skill issue
meanwhile beau was messing with metal sticks
Nice enter the gungeon picture.
Charlie is the kind of guy that if he really did catch anything paranormal, he'd cut it out and fill it all with jokes.
@then ur awesome SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
@then ur awesome that’s beautiful
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Amazing editing with the Games!
Almost immediately at the beginning I thought it would be fun for a video idea if they made contestants search for the key in the asylum
I’d like to imagine these all the ghost in this building were really just circled a bit around them and didn’t do shit cuz watching them fuck around is so funny
theyre like greek gods
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factz lol
What an absolute masterpiece.
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Ik
fr man.
I would definitely be pals with this ghost. We both love laughing at Dream and his awesome manhunt tricks! I love Dr Pepper because I consume I consume I consume
bro I swear Charlie needs to be in a Sam and Colby video like right now
Charlie: "We have to split up."
Bizley: desperately "Charlie I don't want you to leave me."
Charlie: gosh he's so clingy
@TommyInnit🅥 no u
@uhh your pretty cool!no u
I love how it goes from just being scared at whatever random stuff is in the asylum to multiple planned bits with props they brought themselves.
The chesstable was pretty fucking cool tho lmao. I want that
I wish more comedians went into haunted houses.
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@@Aflay1 I know it would be awesome
@@Aflay1 that is such a good idea i would unironically pay to see john mulaney, bill hader, and/or nick kroll in a haunted house
I like how he locked it from inside and not outside so legend has it he still roams the halls of his own place
I love y’all’s content so much. It always helps even during rough times so thank you and I know it hasn’t been easy for you. thank you for the work you’ve put into making others feel loved. God bless and Jesus loves y’all
“THE GHOST IS LITERALLY PLAYING HOT CROSSED BUNS!”
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I can't wait for the next season where Charlie realizes he has to hunt his friends to keep his promise to them and realizes the power of friendship was within his wallet the whole time
Underrated comment
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Dude wtf with the spoilers
10:12 It's actually detecting water streams underground, So basically that is fake. Explanation: The rods are made out of copper and water has magnesium in it, so the rods are attracted by the water.
I would watch the hell out of a full series of this stuff, the first half I mean when they actually went out to hunt ghosts on their own
Charlie's humor is just off the charts every single video.
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This is literally just the live action remake of all the times charlie fucked around in horror games with these guys, and I am fully down for it
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That’s the perfect description for the video; good job 👍
High quality review right here
This is so underrated plz make more
i normally cant watch scarry things as i get nightmares because of said scary things, but when i watch scary things on this channel i just end up laughing a bunch because of how hilarious it is. amazing video!
This is absolutely how I imagine real teens would act in a horror movie
This is so true tho
Naw far off they would investigate everything but somes true teens will die in the first 30 minutes
no it is a horror movie if you think abt it
ikr
fr bro
this feels like a fever dream someone had after watching too much buzzfeed unsolved supernatural
RANBOO?!?!
@@chloedicken5544 BAHAHAHA WE ALL JUST LIVE IN HIS REALITY AT THIS POINT 😔✌️
is it bad that i was watching buzzfeed unsolved supernatural before watching this video
@@wolfiedrawsstuff8715 yo same we are so in sync
NO LITERALLY ME. i binged watched hald the buzzfeed unsolved supernatural series and this was full on a faver dream version
I Literally Cannot Tell If This Whole Videos Stages Or Real Because The Acting ( or not ) IS SO GOOD!!
2:57 grandpa fought in world war 2, he was such a-
I love how this progressively gets more and more chaotic in the right ways
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@@rem8363
agreed
He also keeps getting buffer
I will forever be traumatised by Charlie running towards the camera saying "amomgus"
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I shat myself literally
bruh i jumped out of my chair when just started running towards the camera
I almost threw my phone out the window
A FUNNY guy and his FUNNY friends go into a very FUNNY place and looses all sanity.
funny stuff 👍
I love how this started real and slowly devolved
I'm not even joking I would actually watch an entire series like this
I would as well
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I like to think there was actual ghosts watching them and they were like “Damn, and I though we were the lobotomites”
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@@unknownasthey9860 stfu
If ghosts are actually real, that's DEFINITELY what happened. Either that or the ghosts are annoyed they're not actually scared of the place
i'm rewatching this and for some reason last time i DIDNT STAY FOR THE LIGHTSABER FIGHT
That's some real good cinematography.
People when watching horror movies:
"Why did they do that that's dumb."
People when in a creepy place:
"Let's go down this dark basement."
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It’s simply the human brain
True
Horror movies are a great showcase of human curiosity and human stupidity all at once. Same with Halloween Haunted Houses.
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this is now my headcanon for what william wisp and his friends back home did on an early hunt in the UPP
I do hope that if there are ghosts there they were entertained and not offended because this was amazing
Love how the only difference between this and their phasmophobia playthroughs is that its just real this time, they are still equally insane
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@@dream_fanz9780 shut up
@@dream_fanz9780 cool
Fun fact: The reason EMF readers are used in ghost hunting is because one day, a group of scientists decided to try and disprove ghost sightings. In order to do this, they visited areas with lots of ghost sightings and tried to find patterns. They found that all areas had high strong electromagnetic fields, so they concluded that EMFs cause hallucinations (This being partly true). When ghost hunters heard this, they tried to disprove it by saying ghosts need electromagnetic fields to manifest and communicate.
Thats not a fun fact.
Thats just fact.
ayo does anyone know where I can find that distorted version of Country Roads at the end? I've been looking but found nothing. I'm copy-pasting this
Wilbur Soot stated this when playing Phasmophobia, but it is a fun fact.
It's actually a sad fact :(
@@audreygagne2512 how??
slimecicle carefully trying to be the best youtuber ever, do not worry you are the best already
“It hit most of my vitals, I’m bleeding out as we speak.”
“All that matters is that you can still ghost-hunt beyond the grave.”
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What failures and mistakes led you to this pitiful act?
@@carterstevenson6009 That is a good question that I too would like to know the answer to.
The problem is, Condi and Bizly will be so focused on hunting each other that nothing would get done.
I like how Charlie and friends talk, react, and joke to themselves so they don’t lose their sanity or think about the money that they spent
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I like men
I doubt you watched the video before commenting
I see we might have bots here
I do t think they bought the building, just bought off other people’s ghost tours so they could be the only ones
Bro called the first move a queen's gambit💀
I love how it goes from sam and colby type stuff to MEME WARFARE! 😂😂😂
“I dare you to run all the way through and dodge all the bats that come out”
“Dude fuck you-okay”
*Gets hit by a bat*
@MC PLAYER no thank you
When I first heard them say bat I thought they meant a baseball bat- until I watched the rest of the vod. Smh
i love how despite the fact they encountered some legitimately creepy shit, it still turned out like a slimecicle video because of all the jokes they were making
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@@certifiedanimeloverrrr9457 shut up
Is it really the ghosts when things are moving on its own (chess piece, skateboard, ball, "pick a card" etc.)? This is an actual question. Thanks to Slimecicle's shenanigans, it seemed like they are the ones moving those pieces.
@@lniwaniang8092 you can almost see the thread they used. It's part of the joke
"I'm the card. IM THE CARD"
“it doesn’t seem dangerous cause it’s a funny color”
*the poison dart frog would like to have a conversation with you*