Google Pixel Slate: This Ain't It Chief!
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- Опубликовано: 28 авг 2024
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I can't believe my eyes. That lag is BRUTAL. That's unacceptable in 2018 wtf
Acceptable, in 2008 though
@@DennisSchmitz good ol 2008 android days
Google makes laggy shit in the first few versions of their software consistently,ux isn't important in their company.
@@HarshNerf *after watching a video hosted on Google's best ux* kappa
@@HarshNerf this applies to all things software. The thing is you don't ship it and charge that much for that
At least it’s better than RUclips Rewind
Hello big boi
Hi Kadz!
Hi
Both are trash.
Lol Google is really fucking up as of late
Imagine actually working on this thing and then deciding it's good enough to be sold to people.
Why would someone on the product team think that 3000 x 2000 screen with bunch of feature should be paired with Intel Celeron and 4GB RAM, at 600 bucks?
The people working on it aren't the same people deciding if it's good enough to be sold. Which is the problem.
@@BenRajan wait really?
I should have already quit before thinking towards thay
No just get a normal ipad
say what you want about apple, at least their software is very fluid for everyday use.
The problem with Apple is they support their devices too much and by the time they get their last update, they are really slow. They don't get as slow as the Pixel Slate, but they still get very slow.
Really?? I’m using a iPhone 6, and the XS doesn’t feel much faster
@@ariellubonja7856 6 is on its last update?
@@abiamoeba they've got better at stopping support when it makes sense, in the older days they basically pushed it as far as it would go (Good example would be the iPad 2, which was supported all the way up to iOS 9.3.6, which is basically unuseable on the iPad 2)
Ive never had any problems with apple apart from their pricing. Im a photographer and designer and I was looking to get an IMac. I literally laughed out loud when I saw what for what kind of spec they wanted $3000. Sure, it works nicely and its pretty fluid, but not $3000 fluid and nice, period. Instead, I went with another PC, which dollar for dollar blows anything apple has on offer.
*it's like RUclips rewind was made into a tablet*
lmao accurate shit
That's Hot... That's htk
Lmaoo
CAN U DON’T
The hate is real xD
This is so sad! Alexa play a 3500 Hz square wave for 10 minutes straight.
Omg!! Wassup!!
That’s hot
It's gif not jif
I looked this up . I was not disappointed
ThioJoe si this is the first time I’ve heard of your channel and it’s safe to say I’m subbed now because I found you here (I also checked your content to make sure I liked it but shhh)
I have to say, I love it when MKB hates something
Go Check out the Royal FLEXPAI One. This is nothing compared to that
@@narayanababupaulsamyeswara4067 agreed
🤣🤣🤣
Pixel Slate: I'm laggy
My laptop: Amateur
Here's another reply.
my laptop takes 30 seconds to load the start menu
@@DavidNikkiZane my laptop takes 10 minutes to load
@@DavidNikkiZane I've been trying to load start menu on mine, i clicked it when you commented and it still haven't been loaded 💀
7:39 in the background
*"AHH THAT'S HOT! THAT'S HOT"*
We will never escape rewind
Hilarious
Markass Brownlee
Am the only one that noticed the bent iPad on the bottom left part of the screen?
@@acommunist1607 markass *brownie*
Wow those animations. I can't believe they let this thing ship. This totally tarnishes the Pixel Brand, Google what were you thinking!?
cant believe they let it ship!
That's the thing, they don't think. Google lacks accountability when it comes to hardware, it is almost as if they don't care. This is what happens when you let engineers run everything ;)
I work at the mobile software division for a company, and we would have a red alert level problem if we found that there was even a tiny bit of stuttering in one of the testing handsets, let alone all handsets of a model. I can't even believe they let that thing ship.
But it runs Hangouts great
@frankie tech, you asked what Google was thinking. I haven't worked at google, but I'll guess:💰 💵 💰 💵 💰 💵 💰
Let's be honest, a $40 fire tablet is probably smoother than this.
My 150 $ samsung gala tab a is more stable
I have the Fire HD 10 tablet, and it runs more smoothly than the Pixel Slate from what reviews of the Slate I've seen.
lmao my ipad mini 5 blows it out the water,
Wdym? A stone tablet would be much better tbh.
I have the i5. Never complained about lag, I wish I had a better screen for movies though. Overall, I would recommend.
8:59 the way the screen flipped says it all lmao
Hahaha
That's at the end tho I noticed something was up right at 2:40 where it lagged as he moved his mouse along the quality bar 😂
8:59
Celeron?
What Year Is It.jpg
2014 cause he says Nexus X
The Celeron G4920 was released in Q2 2018. Sooo, it's not really about how old the Celeron is, it's about the poor overall performance.
A celeron in a 600 dollar tablet, like why not just use a Qualcomm chip? Even a midrange 600 series would.have been better.
@@Kenjionigod No it wouldn't. Mobile SoC are fast for what they are, but they can't touch x86_64 processors.
Celeron processors do fine in all kinds of Chromebooks. An i5 or an i7 in a tablet... running chrome OS... with pixel optimization... that's what's totally ridiculous.
7:40 "thats hot"-will smith
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
*MARK ASS BROWNLEE*
But why tho?? It wasn't a *" that's hot "* moment.
I honestly thought the YT rewind video started playing in another tab lol
@@sanketghorpade9805 he was asking why it's funny
Literally my 2013 ipad air has less lag than that 😂
Same :(
My 2011 iPad 2 has less lag then that :P
iPad air or air 2
dizletidk Mine is the 2013 iPad Air, the first one
iPad mini 2 here and same
What if at the end he went, “this video is sponsored by the google pixel slate”
Why would a product sponsor a RUclipsr?
@@RayyanRahman132 why not also youtube is owned by google
@@dudebop8203 So?
User Name companies sponsor channels/videos all the time.
@@tater4442 yeah
*Ah that's cold, that's cold*
Ahh thats hot! Thats hot!
Mark Ass Brownie
🐱
Nahh its haat
Why the hell isn't google using the snapdragon processors in these things? I'd take a lower binned Qualcomm SOC over a Celeron any day!
You lost me at celeron processor.
they lost me at chrome os
Ikr? It's almost 2019, I'd expect atleast a Pentium for 600 bucks.
Same
Yeah, me too. I don't think it was a fair comparison with the iPad Pro because he's comparing the Celeron model ($699) when the iPad Pro starts at $999. He should be comparing the i5 model ($999) with the entry level specs for the iPad Pro instead. No one in their right mind should even buy anything with a Celeron unless you're planning on installing a light OS on it like (32bit) lubuntu or something lighter (for better performance).
Ki T the iPad Pro starts at $799
“That delta between what we expected and what we got, was just drastic” ...yo that’s poetry
It’s so laggy my tablet that I got for 50 dollars is faster
When a tech youtuber insults a device not even just a normal insult but a meme insult thats when you know THIS AIN'T IT CHIEF
Mark 1qaz THIS AIN'T IT CHIEF
Mark 1qaz this is not the move 😂😂
Eww, that's painful to even watch. I wonder what it must feel like while using it personally.
My 2 and a half year old $150 Kenzo doesn't lag like this shit.
o.o which rom are you using?
Vishwadeep Sonawane Dude my 5 years old iphone 5s is smooth like butter compared to the Slate xd
@@JaspreetSingh-eh1vy kept it stock, didn't do anything, i don't wanna take a slightest risk because have to make this run one more year xD
Just wait a month or two until they fix it and reoptimise it, like usually. But now people will hate it, because they prefer someone elses opinion over their own 🙄
Daniel LLITPEK Dude why should you? This isn’t about his opinion, they’ve shipped a product in a near-unusable state. Google done messed up, there is no reason you should buy this considering releasing it in that state is disgraceful. You should buy it, what, based on a promise of a patch that’ll fix this? No you buy based on facts. Facts are, the level of performance is shockingly bad, I would have no trust in it improving
There was an OS update, which made it, um, slightly less sucky but still awful. I tried the Pixelbook for 1 year (same OS). I do NOT recommend. Every OS update brought bugs. Google support was awful. The software & apps severely lacking optimization, INCLUDING Google-specific software. Nope, I'm done.
Yash Tiwari .. I guess we both learned the hard way
Thats sad you should have gone for a samsung tab basically same but without lag and a S-pen rip your money
@@starlol8956 , lag wasn’t the issue or the pen. It was all the bugs, and many apps wouldn’t work, awful.. other than web browsing and Google calendar it was absolutely awful.
Subtitle: "hey what is up guys im poppy HD here"
Alex Major yeah I was like what 😂
No not that again
Subtitle: "hey what is up guys im poppy HD here"
@@ernestinejackson5972 lmao yes th..thats what i said haha
“mark ass brownie”
-Will Smith 2018
What
@@jasonfanclub4267 it's from RUclips rewind 2018
Yea and it's getting old
jbombita it’ll never die
7:41 The pic. Look at it.
Chief called he said that ain't it
I like your profile picture.
Shut up weeb.
It’s this ain’t it chief not that ain’t it chief, get ur facts right.
Nick called you
Is, is that killua?
8:59 love how you can see Marques see that lag on the screen rotation and cringe for half a second.
I love how you made it look smooth in editing before talking smack about it, haha!
The lag looks like that when you use an android phone from 8 years ago 😂
Its worse actually
My ipad 2 is faster than this
Looks like you need higher than average laptop specs to run android smoothly. Very soon android phones will need 16gb of RAM and a higher than i7 as standard.
Phones weren't that bad
Or when you use an Iphone X
So chief actually called you
Clorox Bleach Chief doesn’t approve of the name Clorox Bleach in the year of our lord 2018
How do you always get to the top of the comments
Where is the intercom video!!!
Damn, when he opened up new york times reminded me how the first ipad was actually smoother
I will totally agree the lag was so bad for the first year the pixel slate was out but they made software changes and it’s actually really good now with no lag.
7:39 lmao I was looking through all my other tabs to see where that sound came from
pic of Mark, an ass, and a brownie lol
Damn, I thought they was someone outside
you're definitely not the only one, Kev. LMAO
its will smith
Tech Showdown 😹 that was so me. I was like wtf?
Pixel slates gives you longevity in performance. It doesn't get laggy after long use, it's laggy from day 1! You asked for longevity, here it is!
- Google
Lol😂🤣
True
Kumar Animesh yep INDIANS....... LIKE ME FUNNY ( it is a L lI
huh?
7:39 I got a Notification right here and I thought the alert sound I had had been changed to this. Then I found out it was part of the video
Google please refund these people😂😂. Omg this product is embarrassing
However if they would have done it well and I think they still have the potential, one day it could be a beast!
*fast forwards 5 years*
7:40 aah Thats Hot, thats Hot 😂😂😂🔥
At first i thought, i had left a tab open which started the Video sound 😂
@@GauravMohite me 2 ... bcz it was so out of context
@@PlotTwists it wasn't out of context. It was there because an ad showed up with an ass
lol everybody is using this sound clip now, I heard it in like 5 videos that I watched today
@@mizanxali nah, it was a Mark Ass Brownie;)
jesus seeing the lag happen gave me anxiety
it was like nails on a chalk board excruciating
That's not a nice jesus.
holy shit it is soooooo bad, meanwhile apple optimizes down to the microsecond, with often not even a single dropped frame at 120hz. couldn’t be more different companies tbh
My cheap ass 60$ AliExpress tablet lag less than this thing for what 600$... laughable.
Well, no other android tablet lags this bad. There is some serious issue with this device. And I dnt being anxious after seeing lag in a video is a good thing, you should maybe try smartphone detox or something for a bit (assuming that it wasnt an exaggeration).
Any iPad user: *Laughs in iPadish*
I must say you brought the wrong one. The one I have is the i-5 and it runs perfectly is it gorgeous device with good software.
How much did it cost though.....
compare that to IPad Pro of that time
It's called a "slate" cause it's a throwback to the FLINTSTONES
samlol23 hahahahaha
That’s acc so hilarious broskii 😂😂🤣🤣💀💀
Grand dad
😆
7:39 ahhh that's hot! 😂
XD
Was this what you wanted?
Damn Marquees
CharlieP Pwedipie?
Lol sidnt expect u here
"Don't spend money on any Celerons" is usually good advice.
I am a Technology Coordinator at K12 school and I use my Google Pixel Slate as my daily driver and love it and I have found many ways to make it work for me to the point to not need a Windows or Mac PC to do my job.
Will Smith at 7:41 😂
I think he added that cause of the picture of an ass next to Mark. Lol
I thought I was going crazy
Fortnite and Markass Brownie
Mark ass brownee
It's rewind time
At 7:41 there are pics of Mark Zuckerberg an ass and a brownie next to each other
😂😂😂this is so damn funny. Samsung and Lenovo make chromebooks that literally cost 300$ but don't lag this much. This is so sad honestly. The Pixelbook was less disappointing tbh
Legit Plays don’t forget microsoft surface go
Ur too honest. Name checks out tho
But 1000$ for a chromebook?
Chromebooks are a scam.
@@EhKurd Explain?
Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to LAG city population : 15 frames per second
4:18--I'd like to think that was an Iron Giant reference.
“then I used it” 😂😂
Lol
Everyone loves google products until they use them
I couldn't breathe when my friend pre ordered the pixel slate. he started to boast over my iPad pro and nagged that his is better and all. 05:09 on wards helped me show my face outside and jacked him soooooo bad!!
HAIL APPLE AND IPADS!!!!!
Marques Brownlee
Versus 🔥
Technical Guruji
MKBHD- 11.7 million subs
Technical Guruji- 18.7 million subs
Really! Rocking...
Google did an OOPSIE
NOW AVAILABLE ONLY IN *PEW NEWS*
@@lewlesslake t series will win
*Intel* did an oopsie.
They tried to compete with the big boys, without putting a gigantic cooler on there propping up their bloated 1970s era architecture with ridiculous voltage and power usage like they can get away with in desktops.
And now people can finally see why RISC is better, and we have the ecosystem(s) to finally put x86 to bed.
Any Snapdragon would have been 10x better.
Snaprdagon 8cx will take over laptops, and finally give good performance without having battery life of a few hours.
elink1 Most of these problems are software. The intel i5 doesn’t fare any better and celerons do not need active cooling.
9 year olds everywhere
My car’s infotainment doesn’t lag this much 😂😂😂
Thank for the likes
Plz subscribe 🙏
Best comment ive seen in a long time :DDDDD
lmao
My $300 Chinese tablet with Windows 10 doesn’t lag this much
Turn on the subtitles when marques introduces himself
Poppy HD!!
Marques is high on poppies fellas
Pathetic Jamie lol
Xdd
Intro track: Jordyn Edmonds - Rough (SoundCloud)
If you're gonna buy the i5 or i7 models then why not just get a Surface Pro?
exactly
Hate for Windows 10 is a thing.
Hell, even a Surface Go is a better buy!
Because any gains you make in cpu power is lost in the bloat that is windows 10
There is a genuine market of people for the Chrome OS and for Android. People buying the Surface Pro are typically going to stick to it because Windows is what they need. The thing is, there are tons of people who do NOT want Windows, who have been turned off by its constant faults which are exacerbated by the age and the legacy of Windows. Buying a high-end Slate means getting the best of both Chrome OS and Android, as well as Linux apps now thanks to the Crostini project. They buy the Slate because Windows is NOT Chrome OS.
Wasn't Chrome OS supposed to be super light and fast? Lmao
@@Rehunauris that's what happens when you try to combine it with an Android app store lol
@@coytus94 lol 🤣
Ygor Cortes yeah but anyone who has ever owned a chrome book knows it exactly the opposite
DoubleDecaf yeah
i know
bought the M3 version with keyboard and pen for 450 on black friday, runs smooth as my savings :D
They are still running the sale. M3 processor, 8GB RAM and 64 GB storage.....I have no lag problems at all. Mine works great as well.....
"I don't know why they have to name everything but they do." Pan to Apples retina display...
Love it when the truth is told
7:40 That subtle gesture in the background
This is the ultimate tablet you could install Windows and Linux in this tablet i7 processor it changes your whole perspective even the I5 processor makes a huge difference let's not also forget that it's still receiving updates even till this day
7:39
I've watched this video several times and every single time, without fail, I miss the thing that he scrolls back up for and have to tap 5 seconds back just to see it
“Then I used it...”
- last wise words of 2018 ~
This is literally the physical form of RUclips Rewind.
Spectrum stolen comment
Stolen or not. Wtf does that even mean?
Stolen
You guys are stealing the comment of KB glob🤣🤣
@@sriramsundar8388 No, we are copying it
You saved me from getting this Marques! Thanks!
Pixel slate : I lag!
My pc : First time? Huh?
Still better than Will Smith pronouncing your name.
10,000 subscribers no videos brother
@@sweatyylemonss5237 lol same profile pic!
We must unite brothers
Why do you have like 20 recommend channels that are legit the same
What
Still, it is a 600 hundred dollar tablet made in late 2018 with the performance of a first gen android.
JT Suarez seeing the footage I don’t even think the first gen android was this bad..
I have the original surface RT and I booted is up today just to see how bad the lag was on it compared to this, and I was surprised how smooth it was next to the pixel, it had some hiccups but no where near this bad .
I'm curious if he would have gotten the more expensive version he'd still be in the same boat
Wouter it was (Samsung)
@@meawmnj surface rt is pretty bad tho
You could buy 2-3 chromebooks with those specs for $600
Welcome to “Lag City”. Lmfao. I LOVE it!
@Google, 2008 is calling and wants its lag back.
lol, now I am gonna go watch that Radio Shack video!
the meme integration was 👌
1:57 All the best clubs have a subtle, classic G in the corner.
Google: wait bro, you're meant to create a fake review so people believe us
*unbox therapy
Joshua Lee unbox therapy just unboxed it he never used it Marques first impressions were nearly the same as unbox therapy’s
Why is Marques deliberately putting "YT Rewind" references in his videos?
First the PewDiePie headphones (from other video) and now 'ahhh that's hot' 🔥😂
... maybe
Mrunal Tonpe No his editing software does that randomly for him.....
Mrunal Tonpe because its fun
Because he wants to make sure he isn't in an another one
Mrunal Tonpe probably to help relate with the people solely here from rewind
The Google Pixel Slate: Running Android Donut
As in Android do not buy 😂
@@SMG707 that logic you shouldn't buy anything Apple either because they pushout stinkers to
@@SMG707 it's not running android
@@VaunShiz But they don't tho, you cant shit on Apple cuz their OS is optimized for their products.
@@bbjy well, its not running android donut either
Its a ioke mate
Thank you so much for your video. I almost run to the store to grab this. Luckily I watched your video before I go, now you saved me $1400. Huge Thanks MKBHD!
Greatly appreciated!! I almost bought this. I would have been pissed to waste my money!
Wow google really missed out on a great opportunity here. It's
as if they just put everything together and said "here's your $600
garbage". This shouldn't even be allowed to hit the market.
Very disappointed with google on this one...
still, how does that justify anybody paying for an ipad. Would you spend 1k for a tablet that bends?
NJ on in NJ ñ
What if this is intentional? Samsung doesn't have good a tablet or famous enough.
google can't make hardware. lets all embrace this and get over it.
@@mithrandir491 oh wow. A thin tablet that bends when you put pressure on it.unimaginable. the ipad has betyer hardware and software.
Just came off the phone with chief and he said this ain't it.
Dishon L. What an original comment
Just got off the phone with chief*
I agree mark ass brownee
the fact that this has been a saying for years yet people overuse it suddenly now makes me sad
@@JYMAHJAMES Yeahhhh, its original source (FLCL) is long lost and forgotten
meanwhile, in subtitle land:
hey what is up guys I’m poppy HD here
Thanks never noticed!
Welcome to my life on my 2014 iPad xD
But I mean the fact that I can have iOS12.4 makes things a lot smoother... Damn Apple has good long term support
7:40 😂😂😂😂 you did not 😂😂 omg hilarious
Simon Kahl lol
Simon Kahl lollllll
You're just dirty minded, it's two sofas next to each
But did you hear that’s hot
7:41
Mark+ Ass+ Brownie+ Will Smith's voice=Too Funny!!!!
first-half of the video: you reviews are paid for by google!
Second half: oh, wait 😂 never mind
I don't think you understand how reviews work haha
@@SamdAlexander no lol he doesn't
You guys are nearly 2019 and still don’t understand the sarcasm......?
@@mercian9425 agreed.
4:19 Welcome
Thanks for the honest and comprehensive review, Marques.
Google’s Late April Fools Joke
- Google Pixel Slate
Turn subtitles on: *Hey guys this is Poppy HD here*
"Hello guys i'm Poppy Harlow"
This is Pew News
Now I just want to sing, "M-K-B-H-D I'm Poppy!"
Bask
Bsdk
Honestly, I felt like it's an Android tablet from 2011 😕
Dude... I'm still using an android tablet from 2011 and it's not this bad.
You guys are roasting Google🤣
I have nexus 4 still and even that doesn't lag as much as this shit
@@ARandomExistence actually I'm pretty sure the cheap one uses emmc storage. So it is slow flash.
All of you guys are apple sheep
Google - well, guess the worst is over.....
Stadia - hold mah beer.
Fattymicfatfat so true but what’s with the pixel 4 ?!
@@sigmaswag420 that phone is Awesome
@@sigmaswag420 especially the 4xl
D I a b e t u s J u I c e when I see both of your comments ...I need to puke
@@sigmaswag420 hmmm..
That's why I'm made of diabetus
As well it's always a person Making someone day Suck...
Thanks alot Dude...
Your a real one..😑
Watching this on my pixel tablet. Smooth like butter. Dang Google what happened with this? 😭
*QUIT HORSING AROUND*
I know what I would have wanted
NOT EVEN A THANK YOU?
TF YOU SAID TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT
Play me some of that jumping music
Okay Trunks.
How is the keyboard accessory better than the actual device? 😅
Lmaooo
This looks like an improvement to my Ipad 2 honestly
Commenting on my I7 Slate 2-16-20. This device deserves a new review. It is a smooth beast and has been for some time now. Beta 80 gestures step it up yet another notch.
Google: I have a great idea, let's put a video calling our own product bad on trending to lower our sales!
The Algorithm decides not Google which is a great thing cause videos like this can't be censured
Mo Uddin google can technically remove or add something to trending if they want, but people would be very mad.
@@mrhappy623 yeah technically they can but it needs to be manually done it's not worth it and the algorithm is a good unbiased way to do it.
@@MuddinNYC just for your info trending videos are filtered and censored. Joe Rogan Experience vids do not show up and same thing for Pewdiepie...
That is corruption, it's good that they don't remove it
Sad...hopefully the i5 is way better.
zollotech you shouldn't need an i5 to run Chrome OS tho.
For that price, I might as well buy a real laptop. Also, chromeOS is literally just chrome on your PC, I don't know what's the use of chromeOS.
I doubt it will be optimised...the pixelbook with the i7 couldn't run pubg mobile properly at medium graphics
Check out Tailosive's review 😂
@@chewhakka7611 The real takeaway here is that NO OS should be trying to run on a celeron processor. Celerons are garbage regardless of what they're running. I'm sure the m3 varient is probably fine as well. Always avoid celeron like the plague.
i love your videos just because you are the only one that makes 4k video that look good on my 4k moniter
Strange. I got mine for 600 CAD which is 450 USD and it's pretty smooth, I've experienced no such lag as seen in this video. Maybe they've fixed some stuff.
That's wonderful news - not that I'm getting the tablet or anything, it's just good it got updated after a while. Same specs as the video?
My dad always told me not to buy anything Celeron related
Intel changed their budget name to Pentium some time ago...
Best Marinho That’s what I tell my dad. Unlike him, I hope you listened.
@@mrblob5413 Celeron is just like it was back in the day...
Worse than Pentuim.
Atom v.s. Celeron v.s. Pentium. Who wins?
@@jeffm6651 Pentuim>Celeron>Atom