Thank god we can still watch the brilliant Two Ronnie's! This is so clever and funny. Such talent!!!! Thanks for the laughs, the more you watch this the better it gets 💜💜💜
Of all the Two Ronnies' musical routines this one in my view is by far the best.Brilliant lyrics matched to the marching tunes and superb choreography and performance. A lot of the credit for the overall effect I think belongs to the men in the chorus who play their supporting role flawlessly.
@@alanwilson6830 They weren't ? Oh i thought there was two Ronnies not 1, that's like saying there's no Ant but a Dec, there was Morecambe but no Wise, there was Cannon but no Ball, there was a French but no Saunders
The version I like (out-takes) is when the cooks got the 'word' wrong and Ronnie 'B' made faces at the camera. Hysterical! It used to be on here, but it's been removed. Pity. 😢
For all those who asked the marches are 0:00 to 2:13 High School Cadets - J P Sousa 2:14 to 3:10 The New Colonial - R B Hall 3:11 to 4:13 Cock o' the North - composer unknown 4:14 to 6.19 King Cotton - J P Sousa 6:20 to 6:40 Washington Post - J P Sousa 6:41 to 6:59 High School Cadets - J P Sousa
you may be interested to know that Semper Fidelis is the theme tune of the Royal Marines - also it is played every time Plymouth Argyle run out on to the pitch at Home Park 😢
The two Ronnie's. Well what can u say that ain't worthy of their awesome work. Nothing that's what. Forkandles no tins of pea's. 😂 I'm proud to say I remember these legends ❤️👌
This one is right up there with Queen Victoria and the Highland Ghillie. And we met Ronnie Barker way back in 1983, when he was doing a book signing at Barker's of Kensington (appropriately enough). All ancient history now, but we remember both of the Two Ronnies fondly.
Can you imagine health and safety allowing to chop up a cucumber with a chopper. He even looked away as he got perilously close to his fingers on his other hand.
+Igor Zupnik Did these two greats ever do a skit as Himmler and Goering? Now that might even be funnier than a present day skit of Hilary Clinton & Bernie Sanders playing a game of corn hole. Corn Hole is an actual game of tossing a small bag of corn thru holes in a board, but let's hope a hole fits Bernie while carrying that HAMMER AND SICKLE and that old pic of Marx. Yes, I know most of you who are reading this are of the British Ilses, but I made this comment because "The Two Ronnies" were split a gut funnier than packets of parps on the Queen's birthday.
hi jeff, as always it is the individual who knows in his and in her harmlessness and sadness and despair about the incomprehensible and adored cruelty in the world, that when all of good heart and of sound mind and of suffering lives unite, network, speak out, the whole majority freedom fighters populations anywhere around the world can legally, morally, economically expose, define, accuse, condemn and take to court and put into prison for good, all those who have been tricked by outdated irrelevant who have allowed themselves to float and drift mindlessly in the false comforts of indifference towards the populations who are creating their own majority knowledge, purpose, rights in and for the 21st century - these are social political and indeed now anthropological turning points along the easily identifiable graphs of cyclical curves and timelined events, in the end - all that is important and that will protect populations and humanitarian community spirit, sprite, soul, is that populations seeks and yearn and determine to want to to wish to to will to find that strong spirit, sprite, soul within their aware consciousness - by the people - majority just drowned in debilitating lazyness and consumerisms and egomanic self-obsessions will not challenge any hopeless helpless who are too comfortable in the troff to do regular soul searching and common sense sounding and sanity reaffirming - reflect, redouble determination into mass democratic systems - no need to agitate, to heat, for indeed no bad can withstand the good - that is the simple obvious of the age of aquarius which is a greater scientific fact than any whose mindsets are stuck in the simplistic, convenient, inherited monopolistic past tense and past - the needs and demands of the majority of all members of society are respected and not one even the most aggressive pretender to democratic offices can any longer in 2016 defeat that deepest deep healing human humanitarian happiness humorous harmonies - no amount of money tricks seething of those cornered trapped in the darkness of self-obsession have what it takes to understand any of this - no matter how hard they try to pretend that they do understand and comply - the days, years, decades and centuries of the ruthless dictating minorities over the broken and enserfed majority populations persons people are fading too fast - the now in 2010's evermore self aware and aligned into mass population peace and into mass population purpose and into mass population principles - to want to lose time mental energy health hope drive to be trapped into limbo by responding to the trick debates and aggressive subversive questions and comments which are low animalistic tribal hostile and which have no part in the now historic and anthropological 2010's population aware awakening - asking for, determined to sense, determined to find,visioning creating today's mass aware alternatives to outdated who feel and who know that their ways views tricks slick lies are dragging them into greater reflection about their future modes minds means - creating new dynamic strong legally sound majority mass populations healing healthy community calm norms - creating those is all that matters - let the outdated talk in their own sad - only creativity creates creativity - bother about such outdated who have opportunity to reflect and to discover a new and integrated and cooperative activity within societies or rather the new generations are determining the present who are far too smart not to become victims of the slick sly trickery that is such a most sad burden to those individuals who wish to grow up into peaceful cooperative population peace, igor 10may2016tue.9.22am
each and most individual individual are on a journey into at times very challenging, whether this individual is a psion or a psyon* or a person or a population or a planet - every split second is a potential possible potent chance for confrontation conflict driven to have presented to them a calm cooperative nudge hint sense that all gain all benefit all profit in alloverall ways for which each and every one is grateful as they cross out of their personality mindset - it is worth considering in new in calm in pragmatic consideration - let the galvanizing populations galvanize the trapped in densed into densed that can renew into global one humanity uniterrupted well for all - please ask school teachers around the world who will recommend the most obvious - will please all decision makers sit in on reasoning sessions of children teenagers hopeful young and will please the listening the reading the watching of children debates of teenage debates of debates by young in their early 20's - please will all remember how and when their own peaceful humanistic drives and aspirations have ... 10may2016
Children, teenagers learn in school if they have good training at home and develop a good attitude, self respect, respect for others, and develop a sense of honor. Here's a universal truth: "Spare the rod and spoil the child".
I'm not aware of one other than it being a baked or fried meat/fish ball. They can be made quite cheaply so were used for school dinners or the army mess halls etc
Could be misunderstood for a**eholes or p*ssholes. But of course Ronnie Barker would never use such smutty innuendo. "This is because we are a family show and I will not allow smut into your home."
My father was in the Indian army, and I do enjoy the two Ronnies, but for me the rather fast singing for difficult to grap properly, inspite of that did ,understand the mention of roly- poly, rissoles, curry, kippers, chips, but they missed out Yorkshire pudding, which to me is the most confusing of English dishes being an Indian.
Yorkshire Pudding fills the role that breads do in most meals - it's a filling, cheap addition to the meal, and (if made correctly) can act as a bowl to contain the main portion of the meal. Essentially though, it's just a savory pancake that's been cooked deeper and with sides to it, rather than entirely flat.
@@dreadlindwyrm I did find out what actually Yorkshire pudding was from looking it up on Google video. My eldest nephew had gone Scotland and had phoned me saying he was in Scotland since I have read lots of English novels I said " try Yorkshire pudding " thinking it to be a dessert ( pudding) so he ordered some and found that it was meat ,so he curses me for asking me eat meat ha,ha,ha.
@@anuradhainamdar8967 Oh yeah, it's a savory thing usually eaten with meat and vegetables - like I say, roughly filling the space that a flatbread would in indian and middle-eastern cuisine. It's not an exact analogy of course, but it's something that catches native English out sometimes. :D
@@anuradhainamdar8967 It's a sweet dessert that's spread with jam, rolled up and baked or steamed as a whole. It's often served with custard, and was a staple of school dinners for quite a while because it's cheap and simple, and is a filling, hot, sweet dessert for winter time. It's *sort of* like a heavy sponge cake texture.
2:14 to 3:10 The New Colonial - R B Hall Parody. Oh we did a party on Saturday night, Terribly smart and terribly bright, Majors had the time of their life, Especially with the brigadiers wife, It was getting quite amorous on champagne, She likes a little bit now an agan, Very direct, built like a tank, and remarkably sauced be plain, There was Cornel Beaukettlery wearing spurs, marked distinctly his and hers, Lady Felicity earning applause, winning a raffle and losing her draws, An a terrible terrible terrible tongue ragu, Sat on the fork and dropped the spoon, Into the large deconitage, The brigadiers wife ensued, They were having a great big slap bang huge success, The officers there they got one hell of a mess, An the Cornel left the party in the small black dress, With a terr ibly, terr ibly, terr ibly gay success
The days when the weekend had gems like this to watch and which were watched by millions. There was always a kind of sense of occasion, settling down to watch shows like this. Then, some idiot started putting their little fresh out of uni nephews in charge of programming and suddenly we were flooded with immature and childish Alternative Comedy ( an alternative TO comedy). Everything changed. Foul language became the norm, comedy became cruel and vulgar and aimed only at one section of society... Other like-minded cretins who had not the wit nor performance experience to do anything except behave like attention seeking children. And so comedy died. And how successfully they have killed off TV.Millions have stopped watching, with good reason.
It's great to hear little Ronnie singing in his Scottish accent!!!
Thank god we can still watch the brilliant Two Ronnie's! This is so clever and funny. Such talent!!!! Thanks for the laughs, the more you watch this the better it gets 💜💜💜
Of all the Two Ronnies' musical routines this one in my view is by far the best.Brilliant lyrics matched to the marching tunes and superb choreography and performance. A lot of the credit for the overall effect I think belongs to the men in the chorus who play their supporting role flawlessly.
😎👍
Love the two Ronnies. The best double act. So much hard work and effort went into the series.
they were not a double act
@@alanwilson6830 They were, actually.
@@alanwilson6830 They weren't ? Oh i thought there was two Ronnies not 1, that's like saying there's no Ant but a Dec, there was Morecambe but no Wise, there was Cannon but no Ball, there was a French but no Saunders
Ever so sad to think both Ronnies are now gone. Their sketches and songs live on.
I know. Its almost heartbreaking i miss them so much. Xx
@@karanfield4229 But we can still enjoy them on DVD and the Internet. God bless you guys. We'll never forget you. Sleep tight guys.
Just a magnificent era of British comedy...Seen nothing since to rival it!
I so injoyed this two Ronnies,very intertaining comedies series.
"What have we got - what have we got - Ri-ssoles!" Loved the enthusiasm and polish of these routines, The 2 Ronnies were fab.
The version I like (out-takes) is when the cooks got the 'word' wrong and Ronnie 'B' made faces at the camera.
Hysterical!
It used to be on here, but it's been removed.
Pity. 😢
Sheer brilliance, need this even more in 2020.
Farewell to a great era when our comedians passed away.
For all those who asked the marches are
0:00 to 2:13 High School Cadets - J P Sousa
2:14 to 3:10 The New Colonial - R B Hall
3:11 to 4:13 Cock o' the North - composer unknown
4:14 to 6.19 King Cotton - J P Sousa
6:20 to 6:40 Washington Post - J P Sousa
6:41 to 6:59 High School Cadets - J P Sousa
are you a train spotter ?
@@jamesnorthwood2974 No
you may be interested to know that Semper Fidelis is the theme tune of the Royal Marines - also it is played every time Plymouth Argyle run out on to the pitch at Home Park 😢
@@jamesnorthwood2974 Interesting. I have been playing marches like this in brass bands for about 50 years.
From 03:11 it sounds like Glendaruel's Highlanders the tune for Campbeltown Loch & Aunty Mary Had A Canary.
proper entertainment by skilled individuals
The two Ronnie's. Well what can u say that ain't worthy of their awesome work. Nothing that's what. Forkandles no tins of pea's. 😂 I'm proud to say I remember these legends ❤️👌
I hadn't seen this before, freaking hilarious!!
Love the two Ronnie's.
I didn´t know that The Two Ronnies were such good singers! I like their musical numbers best!
Ronnie C singing just after "sword dancing" is impressive. Very strong lungs needed.
If anyone wanted to know all the two Ronnie’s show episodes are on dailymotion.
You have to have been in the forces to appreciate this in detail
When they said NATS, my old dad being ex-army, used to roar with laughter!
And yes, you need to be/have been in the forces to appreciate it. 😂
@@martyj.w2875I'm starting to wish I was. If I was not born with any physical or learning disabilities, I may have done so.
It always make me laugh when they say the line about the Sgt. Maj being 'nice' and will hold your hand! LoL's
@@martyj.w2875what's NATS really, then?
This one is right up there with Queen Victoria and the Highland Ghillie. And we met Ronnie Barker way back in 1983, when he was doing a book signing at Barker's of Kensington (appropriately enough). All ancient history now, but we remember both of the Two Ronnies fondly.
British humour at its finest..they don't make programmes like that anymore
Yeah thanks to political correctness!
@@MAte925Exactly, makes me sick.
The Army Catering Corps was the BEST. 1941 - 1993.
The Two Ronnie's as promised
Note to self: Got to tell UNIT's catering corps I'll go and tell the Brigadier to stuff it.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You'd get drummed out the military for it.
I was in the Army and the ACC were great cooks
I was Intake 2/90 Scarsbrick and Owens Platoons,(Sgt Brunton,Dave and Sgt Baxter,Tom)
2/87 - Venning
@@TheFoodSoldier @ian-dalenottigham-bowes7558 Thank you both for your service boys.
Ronnie barker my fave out of the two of them
Brilliant what can I say just Brilliant
The march at 2:14 is The New Colonial by R B Hall
Can you imagine health and safety allowing to chop up a cucumber with a chopper.
He even looked away as he got perilously close to his fingers on his other hand.
I like Ronnie Corbett mentioning the RAF in his song. He served in the RAF didn't he?
Yes, a flying officer I believe
@@madabbafan Very true. Only 5ft1in tall.
Loooooool....rolly polly on a Saturday night....
Ronnie Barker (the fat one) - the shakespear of the english language of the 20th century
+Igor Zupnik Did these two greats ever do a skit as Himmler and Goering? Now that might even be funnier than a present day skit of Hilary Clinton & Bernie Sanders playing a game of corn hole. Corn Hole is an actual game of tossing a small bag of corn thru holes in a board, but let's hope a hole fits Bernie while carrying that HAMMER AND SICKLE and that old pic of Marx. Yes, I know most of you who are reading this are of the British Ilses, but I made this comment because "The Two Ronnies" were split a gut funnier than packets of parps on the Queen's birthday.
hi jeff, as always it is the individual who knows in his and in her harmlessness and sadness and despair about the incomprehensible and adored cruelty in the world, that when all of good heart and of sound mind and of suffering lives unite, network, speak out, the whole majority freedom fighters populations anywhere around the world can legally, morally, economically expose, define, accuse, condemn and take to court and put into prison for good, all those who have been tricked by outdated irrelevant who have allowed themselves to float and drift mindlessly in the false comforts of indifference towards the populations who are creating their own majority knowledge, purpose, rights in and for the 21st century - these are social political and indeed now anthropological turning points along the easily identifiable graphs of cyclical curves and timelined events, in the end - all that is important and that will protect populations and humanitarian community spirit, sprite, soul, is that populations seeks and yearn and determine to want to to wish to to will to find that strong spirit, sprite, soul within their aware consciousness - by the people - majority just drowned in debilitating lazyness and consumerisms and egomanic self-obsessions will not challenge any hopeless helpless who are too comfortable in the troff to do regular soul searching and common sense sounding and sanity reaffirming - reflect, redouble determination into mass democratic systems - no need to agitate, to heat, for indeed no bad can withstand the good - that is the simple obvious of the age of aquarius which is a greater scientific fact than any whose mindsets are stuck in the simplistic, convenient, inherited monopolistic past tense and past - the needs and demands of the majority of all members of society are respected and not one even the most aggressive pretender to democratic offices can any longer in 2016 defeat that deepest deep healing human humanitarian happiness humorous harmonies - no amount of money tricks seething of those cornered trapped in the darkness of self-obsession have what it takes to understand any of this - no matter how hard they try to pretend that they do understand and comply - the days, years, decades and centuries of the ruthless dictating minorities over the broken and enserfed majority populations persons people are fading too fast - the now in 2010's evermore self aware and aligned into mass population peace and into mass population purpose and into mass population principles - to want to lose time mental energy health hope drive to be trapped into limbo by responding to the trick debates and aggressive subversive questions and comments which are low animalistic tribal hostile and which have no part in the now historic and anthropological 2010's population aware awakening - asking for, determined to sense, determined to find,visioning creating today's mass aware alternatives to outdated who feel and who know that their ways views tricks slick lies are dragging them into greater reflection about their future modes minds means - creating new dynamic strong legally sound majority mass populations healing healthy community calm norms - creating those is all that matters - let the outdated talk in their own sad - only creativity creates creativity - bother about such outdated who have opportunity to reflect and to discover a new and integrated and cooperative activity within societies or rather the new generations are determining the present who are far too smart not to become victims of the slick sly trickery that is such a most sad burden to those individuals who wish to grow up into peaceful cooperative population peace, igor 10may2016tue.9.22am
each and most individual individual are on a journey into at times very challenging, whether this individual is a psion or a psyon* or a person or a population or a planet - every split second is a potential possible potent chance for confrontation conflict driven to have presented to them a calm cooperative nudge hint sense that all gain all benefit all profit in alloverall ways for which each and every one is grateful as they cross out of their personality mindset - it is worth considering in new in calm in pragmatic consideration - let the galvanizing populations galvanize the trapped in densed into densed that can renew into global one humanity uniterrupted well for all - please ask school teachers around the world who will recommend the most obvious - will please all decision makers sit in on reasoning sessions of children teenagers hopeful young and will please the listening the reading the watching of children debates of teenage debates of debates by young in their early 20's - please will all remember how and when their own peaceful humanistic drives and aspirations have ... 10may2016
Children, teenagers learn in school if they have good training at home and develop a good attitude, self respect, respect for others, and develop a sense of honor. Here's a universal truth: "Spare the rod and spoil the child".
spare the rod and educate the child. no pain no more war
Great ryhthemic music, just like army bands .
Love it.
Makes me want a bacon banjo for supper!
Dad's army school
The best comedy duo ever. NO PC crap then.
Super! 💜💜💜💜
Fabulous
So perfect ROFL
nothing like a good army curry...
What is the name of the march that starts at 4:17?
What is the name of the march that appears during the "Tea section" and the "Rissoles" section?
See post above for all march names
SOLDIERS = RISSOLES ? Wher' the 'D' went?
The 'D' had an 'S' on the back
@R.C. Collins and ivorics ?
If you watch carefully he turns it over.
As I wrote, above, in an 'out-take' that used to be on here, they got it wrong and Ronnie 'B' made faces at the camera.
Hysterical!
Army Catering Corps - otherwise known as the Aldershot Concrete Company.
A Tour de Farce!
does anyone know the name of the first march the two ronnies re arrange been wanting to find this tune for yrs (name of) thanks??
It's the High School Cadets March by JP Sousa.
reminded me of Dennis Nilson when Barker was cutting that cucumber , not to mention Corbett's glengarry
Is there a second meaning to 'rissoles'?
No its what is sounds like! XD
I'm not aware of one other than it being a baked or fried meat/fish ball. They can be made quite cheaply so were used for school dinners or the army mess halls etc
Could be misunderstood for a**eholes or p*ssholes. But of course Ronnie Barker would never use such smutty innuendo. "This is because we are a family show and I will not allow smut into your home."
" Your rissole , mi'lord . "
an army marches on its stomach :) they got rid of them and had to bring back the ACC
My father was in the Indian army, and I do enjoy the two Ronnies, but for me the rather fast singing for difficult to grap properly, inspite of that did ,understand the mention of roly- poly, rissoles, curry, kippers, chips, but they missed out Yorkshire pudding, which to me is the most confusing of English dishes being an Indian.
Yorkshire Pudding fills the role that breads do in most meals - it's a filling, cheap addition to the meal, and (if made correctly) can act as a bowl to contain the main portion of the meal.
Essentially though, it's just a savory pancake that's been cooked deeper and with sides to it, rather than entirely flat.
@@dreadlindwyrm I did find out what actually Yorkshire pudding was from looking it up on Google video. My eldest nephew had gone Scotland and had phoned me saying he was in Scotland since I have read lots of English novels I said " try Yorkshire pudding " thinking it to be a dessert ( pudding) so he ordered some and found that it was meat ,so he curses me for asking me eat meat ha,ha,ha.
@@dreadlindwyrm I have still have to find the meaning of Roly- poly.
@@anuradhainamdar8967
Oh yeah, it's a savory thing usually eaten with meat and vegetables - like I say, roughly filling the space that a flatbread would in indian and middle-eastern cuisine. It's not an exact analogy of course, but it's something that catches native English out sometimes. :D
@@anuradhainamdar8967 It's a sweet dessert that's spread with jam, rolled up and baked or steamed as a whole. It's often served with custard, and was a staple of school dinners for quite a while because it's cheap and simple, and is a filling, hot, sweet dessert for winter time.
It's *sort of* like a heavy sponge cake texture.
2:14 to 3:10 The New Colonial - R B Hall Parody.
Oh we did a party on Saturday night,
Terribly smart and terribly bright,
Majors had the time of their life,
Especially with the brigadiers wife,
It was getting quite amorous on champagne,
She likes a little bit now an agan,
Very direct,
built like a tank,
and remarkably sauced be plain,
There was Cornel Beaukettlery wearing spurs,
marked distinctly his and hers,
Lady Felicity earning applause,
winning a raffle and losing her draws,
An a terrible terrible terrible tongue ragu,
Sat on the fork and dropped the spoon,
Into the large deconitage,
The brigadiers wife ensued,
They were having a great big slap bang huge success,
The officers there they got one hell of a mess,
An the Cornel left the party in the small black dress,
With a terr ibly, terr ibly, terr ibly gay success
Does anyone know the name of the March at 2.07
+nerfgunsquad High School Cadets by Sousa!
Cortinas
The days when the weekend had gems like this to watch and which were watched by millions. There was always a kind of sense of occasion, settling down to watch shows like this. Then, some idiot started putting their little fresh out of uni nephews in charge of programming and suddenly we were flooded with immature and childish Alternative Comedy ( an alternative TO comedy). Everything changed. Foul language became the norm, comedy became cruel and vulgar and aimed only at one section of society... Other like-minded cretins who had not the wit nor performance experience to do anything except behave like attention seeking children. And so comedy died. And how successfully they have killed off TV.Millions have stopped watching, with good reason.
i dont wanna join the army
Barker did a real 'English' to that cucumber. English cooking should be banned