I love when Chris's friends pose hypotheticals based on really personal unsettling things, because his response is always along the lines of abject horror. His are always really weird but everybody else just gives him upsetting ones
And then Tomar came along, and Chris got the opportunity to ask “what if someone threw a rock and crushed your wife’s head, not killing her but deforming her for life”.
They had to take that video down because they realized it would be incriminating after Chris actually did that to Jaxxy, sorry friend, I don’t think you can find it.
@@Reidy77 He didn't describe it properly but it was close. It was in their F.E.A.R. playthrough which is indeed still up because I watched it just 2 days ago.
One time at work I asked one of my coworkers Zach's "sasquatch red pill blue pill" hypothetical word for word. Long story short, I got transferred to another location soon after.
I remember that game with a deer hunting humans! I haven't thought of that shit in years. I remember that there was a "human call", as opposed to a "deer call", and when you blew on it to attract the humans, you would hear a sultry womens voice shouting out "Help! I'm naked and I have a pizza!"
The Marsquatch. With his eyes glowing bright red. Hung up like Jesus Christ on fire and he looks down on you and says, “Cory, I pad for your sins.” And then he dies.
Still one of Zach's best quotes. Along with Cory's "Zach what would you do if you woke up in your room in the middle of the night and Jesus is in the corner of your room screaming at the top of his lungs"
Haha wouldn't it be funny if I was lying down on the ground and bigfoot came and started heavily but gently stepping all over me lol. What if that actually happened haha.
Imagine the frenetic and primal footjobs from this entity. Due to their feral nature they haven't learned shame or consent... But we all know what we're getting into when we wander deep into those woods.
The lightning phenomenon that Chris describes is a natural yet rare behavior of lightning strikes, sometimes when the hit the ground, the electric current sprawls out like a web, conducting the flow through other objects on the ground. Like say if a tree to get struck, the people around the tree would be struck as well. This is extremely rare however.
one of these days some fan will have to make a game like this and just program in the monster whatever to say 'chris o'neil' just out of the chance he may play it on the channel
What if Oneyplays was an animated show? Starring Oney, Ding DOng, Julian, Lyle, Tomar, Pebbles and many others They assist children in playing video games and put them into the game?
It was originally mountain dew but Norman Reedus told Kojima to change it because of a traumatic childhood accident involving a mounatin dew can so instead we got Monster
Here's a couple tips for ya bois. sea saw scotch can be seen on the map. You can use meat on yo traps to harm him. saskokomo likes the lake. He spawns in during the first scary sound. And lastly, scastlycouch really really really likes the dark. Also great video!
Nail "Zach earlier really did say that stu pickles dropped a wrench on Tommy's little head and gave him brain damage" Zach "i said he was fixing his sink"
Dino hunter was a fun game. I think I remember getting a glitch where a living velociraptor was transferred into the trophy room and I had no weapons and died.
Sasquatch saying “You can talk?!” is probably the funniest thing ever conceived
Followed by the scream as well. The entire hypothetical was pure brilliance.
OY VEY
"You can talk?!? Oy vey, I need to sit down"
I laughed my ass off at that
I found “Hoo hoo hoo. A Sasquatch with spectacles, have you ever seen such a thing?” to be even funnier.
crazy how you never see joe rogan and sasquatch in the same room...
underrated comment.
Its crazy how I've never see YOU and joe rogan in the same room.
you never see sasquatch in any room
After the sasquash shaves off all his hair you get Joey boy.
Ron Wolf yes i have. Ive seen your stinky body plenty
It would be funny if there was just no Bigfoot in this game and it was a true to life simulation of trying to find Bigfoot when there isn't one
a youtube pooper.
Attackofthehank I saw Bigfoot twice. Can't fool me.
that would be so mean... but so funny
Yeah well guess what kid I saw him like 14 times
In the game you would get calls from your wife and kids to come home. eventually she divorces you
Imagine you have schizophrenia and its Chris's and Zach's voices
Just their voices or also their personalities? Cuz i would take both
a dream come true
maybe we already do
That would be my second genie wish
That pretty much sums up Deadpool.
I love when Chris's friends pose hypotheticals based on really personal unsettling things, because his response is always along the lines of abject horror. His are always really weird but everybody else just gives him upsetting ones
And then Tomar came along, and Chris got the opportunity to ask “what if someone threw a rock and crushed your wife’s head, not killing her but deforming her for life”.
Captain Imperialism what video is that in?
They had to take that video down because they realized it would be incriminating after Chris actually did that to Jaxxy, sorry friend, I don’t think you can find it.
living dead girl Oh well its lost to the archives now
@@Reidy77 He didn't describe it properly but it was close. It was in their F.E.A.R. playthrough which is indeed still up because I watched it just 2 days ago.
This is like sleepycabin plus sasquatch
So in other words, sleepycabin plus stamper
You dropped the ball when you went with Stamper instead of Mick. Shame.
You take it back.
ChingChunUn you have summoned satan
Mars-squatch
Stamper is just as hard to find these days as Sasquatch
Not gonna lie, the edited in Sasquatch scared me the first time.
same
Seriously?
Please tell me youre 9
@@alphalax7747 Please tell me you love me, baby uwu
@@mcchicken4483 ........
"I won't be scared if I see sasquatch in a video game"
*Deer comes out
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
That wasnt a deer that was bambo
I just watched their maze meister let’s play and this comment applies directly to that video too 😂
What if the deer was actually Bigfoot with fake antlers?
Oney and friends: man, Sasquatch ain't scary, why does this game exist.
*sasquatch appears*
Oney and friends: *legit fear and screaming*
Ok
NValverde1992 Can’t believe they haven’t come back to this game
Chris: *passes out*
(Animated)
Ok
Ok
Maybe the real Bigfoot was the friends we made along the way
??????
God dammit tea
Alcoon Slambag dude didn't get the joke, no need to be an ass.
Alpha Lax it's a spoof of the saying "the real treasure is the friendship we made along the way."
Sasquatch was just inside us all along
it isn’t bigfoot, it’s just julian in his fursuit
Why you murdoc huh?
*You dat guy from Gorillaz?*
Complete with his iconic diaper™
Sounds like you got a samsquanch problem
@@grimloched4458 That's Ace, the leader of the Gangrene Gang, from Powerpuff Girls
David Rice Ace is technically part of Gorillaz now, Atleast a stand in for Murdoc
The facecam takes up the whole screen i cant see the game
John Carey Ultra >:(
John Carey Ultra >:(
John Carey Ultra >:(
We call that first person
John Carey Ultra >:(
One time at work I asked one of my coworkers Zach's "sasquatch red pill blue pill" hypothetical word for word. Long story short, I got transferred to another location soon after.
Ah so you chose the blue pill
Maybe i should try that
@@schnoz2372 Yeah, he got sent to a better office
Do you work in a big ass office building like Neo at the beginning of the Matrix?
The normies are trying to keep the oneyplays aspies from taking over 😡😡😡
"GO TO CAMERA 3!!!"
"I DON'T HAVE GUNS OR BULLETS OR ANYTHING!"
"JUST GO TO cAMerA tHreE!!!"
What if there was an animated TV show where all of the Oneyplays friends go into games and try to survive?
I remember that game with a deer hunting humans! I haven't thought of that shit in years. I remember that there was a "human call", as opposed to a "deer call", and when you blew on it to attract the humans, you would hear a sultry womens voice shouting out "Help! I'm naked and I have a pizza!"
Deer Avenger, I remember that game.
Let's be fair, someone naked in the woods with pizza and declaring it for no reason is so strange, it HAS to be seen to be believed
“Help! I’m alone! Naked! And I have a pizza!”
Deer Avenger was such a delightfully shit parody game.
That sucks
What if there was a Resident Evil mod where you play a deer and the zombies are people?
The Marsquatch. With his eyes glowing bright red. Hung up like Jesus Christ on fire and he looks down on you and says, “Cory, I pad for your sins.” And then he dies.
You're an underappreciated man
I finally understand
When does he do the crazy frog
What if Bigfoot met Ash Redfield?
Still one of Zach's best quotes.
Along with Cory's "Zach what would you do if you woke up in your room in the middle of the night and Jesus is in the corner of your room screaming at the top of his lungs"
Haha wouldn't it be funny if I was lying down on the ground and bigfoot came and started heavily but gently stepping all over me lol. What if that actually happened haha.
sometimes I wonder whether the fandom is actually being ironic with this stuff
Insta nut
Imagine the frenetic and primal footjobs from this entity. Due to their feral nature they haven't learned shame or consent... But we all know what we're getting into when we wander deep into those woods.
What if Bigfuck started penetrating Bigfoot's Bigass while Bighand gave Bigfoot a Bighandjob?
my fluids are evacuating!!! this is making me complete!!! ooh~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!#
I'm sorry but Chris absolutely annihilates Zach with the count down bit at 11:43. Got me too lmao
22:38 - such a spontaneous "OHHHH" from Chris
The lightning phenomenon that Chris describes is a natural yet rare behavior of lightning strikes, sometimes when the hit the ground, the electric current sprawls out like a web, conducting the flow through other objects on the ground. Like say if a tree to get struck, the people around the tree would be struck as well. This is extremely rare however.
John Golles could have seen ball lightning too
What if it was elctro from spiders man 2
Do you know specifically what its called I'm having trouble finding it
What is it called?
Whats it called tho, closest thing I could find was ground current
one of these days some fan will have to make a game like this and just program in the monster whatever to say 'chris o'neil' just out of the chance he may play it on the channel
And they'd have to say it like a big scary Japanese man
I will strive to do this
c h r i s t o p h e r
o ' n e i l
Sally.exe does something similar
@@imcryst4lyeah it reads the computer to use the users name.
I need at least 10 more parts to this
Bigfoot: (Reads these comments) Hold on. People talk? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
"I wish games like this existed."
I scrolled past this the second it played. Thanks
I like how Oney's actually scared and not hamming it up.
What if Oneyplays was an animated show?
Starring Oney, Ding DOng, Julian, Lyle, Tomar, Pebbles and many others
They assist children in playing video games and put them into the game?
@@tomburrows4007
Can you imagine such a thing? I would rub my big belly and laugh
Spoilers for when they find the sasquatch:
12:05
22:40
23:50
Just needed the timestamps for the jumpscares
Brayden Miller me too 😂😂😂
You forgot about 2:44 and 2:51
Niall's scream in the second one kills me
Cowards
More like... finding Zach's Fetish
SettMetabolik369 Hello again my friend
Thatguy WhoDoesThings If you like sonic you are crazy
i know you're animating this right now
ChromatiKosm That makes me uncomfortable
:(
12:56 Holy shit, they predicted Death Stranding
sasquatch is the greatest strand-type game on the market
It was originally mountain dew but Norman Reedus told Kojima to change it because of a traumatic childhood accident involving a mounatin dew can so instead we got Monster
16:25 "Chris, sasquatch died years ago from taking the blue pill."
It’s funny that this is a multiplayer game but he just decided to have nail and Zach as imaginary characters whispering in his ear.
It wasn’t in this build I don’t think
The Underrated Trio of Boys
Indeed
I love niall
The Sleepy Boys
The original pals/friend setup. None of that smelly Shling shlong or Raviolian.
Where are all the sanksquatches?
Tibor Bobák Ask the Marsquatch. He'll know.
The valley they're hunting Sasquatch in was actually formed by a Megalosquatch's footprint
Has anyone checked Mars yet?
Mele kalikisquatcha
Blind Prosopagnosiac actually your talking about the sanksquatch
26:44
Pissed-off but rational reviewer is one of my favorite Zach characters
thank you for this time stamp
Thank youu
14:17 I'm so relieved Niall went back to close the fridge lmao
Seconds after-
*red pill? Or blue pill?* :)
18:33 one of the greatest moments in gaming
Keep playing horror games! This is great !!
Ashman792 is this actually a horror game
G o t t a g o f a s t
It's funny to see you here for some reason...
Chris, the bigfoot was inside of us all along
Maybe the true Bigfoot is the friends we made along the way?
That one guy who sacked Constantinople Maybe, kid. Maybe...
Bomblini the magnificent Literally or figuratively
I hope you guys didn't drop the witch. Was definitely one of the best playthroughs on this channel for me
Edit: I wonder if anybody agrees
Agreed.
agreed
Agreed
Agreed
Agreed
Smallhands is less marketable and popular smh
Reveal to me your profile picture source or I'll seal you in the phantom zone using dark hoodoo magic.
What is ur profile pic for research
Small hands? Huheh, I bet our president would know a thing or two about those, amirite?!
Okay, I'm gonna go where this joke went and die. Bye. 😬
Pumpkin it is perfectly fine to state the obvious.
The 8-bit fan go to their channel and click the "About" tab. There. You are welcome.
22:38 oney screaming “OH” and then all hell broke loose
I love watching these guys play horror
This game has multiplayer ya know
Dick Chocolate they probably do know but I highly doubt they do it cause this is probably a one off episode of this game
can you be the big foot?
Isn't it online only? It sounds like they're in the same room.
sb12083 sadly no
yeah, but then you have to buy three copies
*it's a-me.. BIGFOOT*
Tiago Lageira xd
Tiago Lageira *BIGFUCK*
big finger*
Whahaaa whahooo
2:27 I was hoping Chris would make a Rugrats reference and he didn't disappoint
I'd love it if this was just a game of wandering around to find bigfoot but he isn't even there
4:59 - "I'm not scared at all"
12:09 - [the three of them being VERY scared]
bro why the youtube link calling me the f word
now youtube gotta demonetize itself for that one
AlienMadman -and then RUclips will collapse into itself and cause a black hole and kill everything except for BigFuck
Plz post url,am poor mobile user
Got news for you buddy:/
Every deer in this game is now named Bambo
Wait what? I could’ve sworn this was a whole series. Wow. This one episode is so iconic
I love how aggressive Chris gets when he's scared
13:21 Underrated Zach Scream
please play more of the witch!!!! probably my favourite playthrough of yours
The marsquatch doing the crazy frog was better
they better add the Marsquatch into the game. Complete with it doing the crazy frog while killing you
BA BA
>:^)
He escaped containment
Only 90s sleepycast fans will get this reference
Here's a couple tips for ya bois. sea saw scotch can be seen on the map. You can use meat on yo traps to harm him. saskokomo likes the lake. He spawns in during the first scary sound. And lastly, scastlycouch really really really likes the dark.
Also great video!
The electricity you saw was "ball lightning" it's actually very rare, and you were lucky to have seen it in person.
Chris' prank with the countdown is so good, I fucking love the idea that the game would randomly count down to Bigfoot appearing with a ticking timer
Beginning of video: This game isn’t scary
Near the Ending of video: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
What if Bigfoot was Ash Redfield?
Bigfoot: I got fur in my dungarees!
Honestly this game scared the shit out of me
'thats a bit queer' then all hell breaks loose
2:45 that actually scared me
Easily in the top ten of Oneys best videos
My body is ready
My mind is not
Just waiting for an animated version of these hypotheticals
Hearing these boys get scared so bad just gives me the raucous rankling riggles.
Nail "Zach earlier really did say that stu pickles dropped a wrench on Tommy's little head and gave him brain damage"
Zach "i said he was fixing his sink"
Crazy that Chris and his friends actually witnessed ball lightning and they just glossed over it.
Thats a tigr- AAAA OH GOD-
Evil Froog , Are you a shiny Eevee?!?!?!
Tyler Holsenback Idek. I found it on tumblr. Its a dolphin tech eevee thing
Oh, sorry.
Zachs eating a pill noise deserves more recognition, its too accurate
Came back to watch this for the spooky season only to accidentally turn on the captions.. And those captions are a real treat.
This is honestly my favorite oneyplays video of all time, even the disclaimer at the beginning makes me laugh my ass off.
whoever did the subtitles, i love you
This game only got a Sasquatch? I would be more scared if it had a Marsquatch.
And faces that tell who will die in the sand.
or the squatchsash
or the firesquatch
You're forgetting about the One Inch Worm
Oh wait i've heard that before is it from sleepycast?
i hope they didn't drop witch hunt, i watched it on repeat several times, waiting for the next.
That was legitimately terrifying seeing Bigsquatch smash against the trailer like that
I hope they play this again, especially since they released a major update, making it more engaging and enjoyable
I kinda want at least one more where you ACTUALLY get Bigfoot.
You guys should have played Finding Freddie Freaker, the sequel to this game.
STAND DOWN OGRE
I mean Bigfoot.
VodkaFox no you don't
Yeah, but is it finding Sanksquatch or Megalosquatch?
Well Megalosquatch died millions of years ago so it could be a Sanksquatch. Look near some blueberry patches
13:15 is the most underrated Hypothetical
"I thought, like, the Eye of Sauron found me or something."
This is the most frustrated I've been while squatching in a long time.
i get it
Whoever did the subtitles did a great job!
I love that they are so scared they don't even try to close the door!
I like how they got more scared by a flare than bigfoot itself
This was 4 years ago.........
16:38 OMG I live in Toronto and for a second there i thought he was talking about a street performer we have here called Zanta Claus!
the way zach and chris describe things is the most hilarious things i think ive ever heard
Zach’s scream is the best.
the captions honestly made this so much better
can’t express my love enough for how zach refuses to call bigfoot anything but sasquatch
The whole 'red pill or blue pill' thing killed me.
“I think i just saw t h e p o s s e s s e d t a i l s d o l l”
Zach is too pure for us
Dino hunter was a fun game. I think I remember getting a glitch where a living velociraptor was transferred into the trophy room and I had no weapons and died.
Time flies...
Sora is actually big foot cus he have big feet
So PLEEAAASE just don't sniff on my feet. *PlEaSe!*
It true
I need sum more witch hunt FeelsBadMan
PLEASE remove my likeness from the thumbnail.
You're very handsome
SURELY YOU JESTIN'
I might need therapy but I fall asleep to this video sometimes
This was the video that started my Oneyplays adventure.
I appreciate the effort Niall puts into the subtitles