@@TheGrizzlo503 nah the issue with video games is it has to feel ok to be playing them. most CDI games make you want to die the second you touch them. its like the difference between the room and some one autistically screaming into a blown out mic. one is entertainingly bad and the other is just painful.
The scariest thing about OneyPlays is that each video is found recorded on a VHS tape and washed up on an Alaskan beach . Who knows where they came from?
Every real-life event that is described in the videos actually happens, but eyewitness accounts report that in the place of Chris and his friends are only indistinct, blurry silhouettes.
@@fingr2420 Now I'm just spitballing here but I'm pretty sure he actually single handedly slaughtered 1.5 million armenians in cold blood but idk it's just a concept
@Joe Average I agree - clearly the developer had passion for this project. It's very rare to see things like cutscenes or attempts at an actual storyline in an average shitty steam game. This game is trash mainly due to incompetence rather than laziness. I wouldn't be surprised to see these devs create something decent someday.
@JimblyDinkus Did you forget the Pizza Hut guy story? Guy: Hey, you want some pizza?! Zach: *I LOVE DEH PIZZA!!! I LOVE DEH BIG PEPPAHRONI!!!!!* Guy: OH SWEET JACKSON!!!
Fun fact about the title of the game: for some reason Turks use the word "platonic" to mean, not "affectionate in a friendly, non-romantic way", but instead "one-sided". No idea why. That's probably what the name of this game is supposed to mean-- paranoia that only one person, the protagonist in this case, is experiencing. That being said this was an absolutely spectacular shitshow and I desperately crave a part 2 of it my lads
I think I get it so at first the guy beeped from behind Tomar then when Zach pointed and said there he is the guy went fast around Tomar who next, with Zach still pointing, sped up behind him and the guy floored it and ran off
@@Operation_Bagel the way tomar says that there was plenty of space to go around I bet the guy had already passed them and was at the stop when zach pointed
I'm gonna say it. With more time, resources, and localization, this could be a competent enough game. Like it's just interesting and eurojank enough to make me sad that it's in such a state.
Just gotta say, knowing what I know of the context of playing this sort of game for you guys, it legitimately makes this ten times more hilarious! It's getting closer. Right about at that "uncanny valley" level of closeness, which honestly is just a treasure trove of gold material. Now, THIS is exactly the kind of game that shines with your type of commentary. Especially with the hypotheticals. I missed those, and I feel quite honored by what I heard. Thanks for that! Needed the laugh, and you delivered in spades. :) This might be a game I'm willing to watch again if the right mood strikes. Anyway, even if it is just for a short time always glad to have Zach drop by any time he can make it. And I just want you to know, keep up with what you're doing. It's all good work and it really is much appreciated! Loved the episode!
This game would be a lot better if the character was actually Marty McFly from Back to the Future and the guy telling you to calm down constantly was Doc
I remember when watching this video last summer I had massive heartburn for the first time In my life and I thought I was having a heart attack. watching this again makes me feel the pain, it is too much
Abdullah Almousalli I am so sorry that you had to endure such horror. I hope you didn’t actually think that you were the main character and get scared.
9:27 Imagine just watching a guy in a video walk around inspecting and picking up random junk. Wait... that’s exactly what I’m doing. What is my life...
Tomar just unintentionally made a guy think he was gonna get murdered for Zach's gang initiation
I honestly thought that was a joke at the start.
"Unintentionally"
I know it's pretty off topic but do anyone know of a good website to stream new movies online ?
@Eddie Kamryn flixportal :P
@Lachlan Shepherd thank you, signed up and it seems like they got a lot of movies there :D I appreciate it!!
Someone make a "Tomar avoids answering Zach's hypotheticals" compilation
Sybato or just a Zach’s hypotheticals, but yes
What would you do if a baby gave you the eyes
"Oh, I dont know..."
We still need this lol
OH absoLUTELY
Great idea King
I need a full play through of this. This is the best kinda trash
i want to see more. this feels like it could be 'The Room' of Video games.
@@CadetGen Zelda CD-i has that title and will keep it forever
@@TheGrizzlo503 nah the issue with video games is it has to feel ok to be playing them. most CDI games make you want to die the second you touch them. its like the difference between the room and some one autistically screaming into a blown out mic. one is entertainingly bad and the other is just painful.
@@sagejosh well said
You should check out vinesauce android shit show that's stuffs good too
I really like that Abdullah is jailed with a drum kit. Clearly a metaphor for something
he smash hit and bang the enemy hah oooo
He's a prisoner to the beats
He's a slave to the rhythm
The Ice King
I don't mean to ruin a joke or anything, but I believe the profile thing said he was a musician
The scariest thing about OneyPlays is that each video is found recorded on a VHS tape and washed up on an Alaskan beach . Who knows where they came from?
It's not a VHS tape. It's a film reel.
That's the premise of a really scary SCP idea
OC CREEPYPASTA DO NOT STEAL
Every real-life event that is described in the videos actually happens, but eyewitness accounts report that in the place of Chris and his friends are only indistinct, blurry silhouettes.
They came from Pen Island
Zach’s presence increases the value of these videos by 100x.
The One
You are 1000% correct
I see that no one cares about ding dong and julian anymore
Indeed
Do not undervalue Tomar.
@@creamwarrior I love Tomar and everyone else on Oneyplays, but Zach is a god.
Zach's unnecessary amount of knowledge about Armenian culture is absolutely hilarious to me
He probably lives in Glendale or Burbank. Lots of Armenians there.
They were talking alot about Armenian stuff in Sleepycast so he might have researched it after that was brought up.
@@fingr2420 I mean he has confirmed to killing many people before, so it's on the Armenian table.
@@fingr2420 Now I'm just spitballing here but I'm pretty sure he actually single handedly slaughtered 1.5 million armenians in cold blood but idk it's just a concept
He is half-Armenian.
As a Turkish man, I am proud that our greatest contributions to the world are the smallpox vaccine, Turkish delights and this masterpiece.
Döner is hella lit too!
@@TheAsuraLp cringe
Kddjdbdishsjskap aojns obama loves the seljuk turkssiakao
@@juanangulo909 tfw unironically using cringe
utanç kaynağı bence, mount and blade yanında adhdagwgeh
Probably the ugliest thumbnail I've had to do for OneyPlays so far. I hope you love it.
I do love it!
Thank you
Why bullshit
Why? Because it's just the guy's face?
Sabrina Alberghetti but it looks just like me
I love it
Every time I click on one of these videos I pray with my prostate clenched that I hear Zach’s pretty little voice
Every time Zach speaks, a little angel get his wings
Every time Zach speaks, another child disappears from the park..
@@islandboy9381 didnt you know he became a proctologist to finger lil boys legally
@Jason Morales Well he does have the crypt keeper fingers to qualify for it
Aparently this is the last well see of him for a while :(
Can we have a part 2 of Platonic Paranoia? Please and thank you.
did abdul pay you to say that?
Daniel Velkov yeap
brother you must finish my badly voiced stolen asset video game with amazing sound design please it is the only way to save me my only brother
can't go over that 2 hour mark
chris already wasted like 20 bucks on this game, so id say you reep what you sow.
but fuck that when you can just get your money back lol
ZACHARY PLEASE COME HOME YOUR MOTHER IS WORRIED SICK
I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU ANYMORE!!!
@Something New NO, HE'S STUCK IN OUR DEVICES.
OKAY!
Haha replace the s with a d
A O haha you are funi very funi 8 year old
This game is legitimately almost $20 on Steam. *Tomaring intensifies*
*Top 15 biggest Steam rip offs 2019*
*Kvetches Internally*
Hey hey settle down, brother. Calm down, brother.
@Joe Average Welcome to capitalism.
@Joe Average I agree - clearly the developer had passion for this project. It's very rare to see things like cutscenes or attempts at an actual storyline in an average shitty steam game. This game is trash mainly due to incompetence rather than laziness. I wouldn't be surprised to see these devs create something decent someday.
Give whoever made this game a team, budget, publisher, and full creative control over a project. He's a genius.
Chris Burright people have been calling him the turkish hideo kojima
@@alex-sm2iw More like Swery65
Is he the same guy who made Morphine?
Honestly, I'd love to see what the dev could accomplish with a multi million budget of a standard AAA game.
it's a team of three apparently
Rofl I can imagine being in a car and seeing Zach step out of a car and hearing a muffled “there he is, right there” and slowly jogging off.
Rofl!
You bring the ROFL I bring the copters
Don't give him his coat
@JimblyDinkus Did you forget the Pizza Hut guy story?
Guy: Hey, you want some pizza?!
Zach: *I LOVE DEH PIZZA!!! I LOVE DEH BIG PEPPAHRONI!!!!!*
Guy: OH SWEET JACKSON!!!
Zach's most frequent fantasy is waking up to something gently kissing the tip of his *pen island*
32 minutes of a terrible turkish game sounds like hell.
I'm staying.
calm down brother
It really didnt look too bad.
@@mistertagomago7974 The CAN x Oney Plays crossover I always wanted
@@DavidAlejandroYT Hell yeah 😎
Hearing Zach say the phrase "That's your pony waifu" filled me with such a vitriol angry.
I wish that was my tubby wubby pony waifu...
@@IceyFireFox My thick fattened pig of a pony waifu
Rainbow Dash Presents is the only thing I can still watch from that era
Fun fact about the title of the game: for some reason Turks use the word "platonic" to mean, not "affectionate in a friendly, non-romantic way", but instead "one-sided". No idea why. That's probably what the name of this game is supposed to mean-- paranoia that only one person, the protagonist in this case, is experiencing.
That being said this was an absolutely spectacular shitshow and I desperately crave a part 2 of it my lads
Lf
That's a very interesting little bit of info
"Let's not be insensitive, these are all beautiful names" he sounds like a teacher 2 years from retirement
This feels like an Xavier Renegade Angel segment.
How can i save my brother if my gf wont eat my shoe ?
I never realized how badly I wanted a Xavier Renegade Angel game until watching this fever dream
“Do you believe in God?”
Haha holy shit, that's spot on.
More like The Shivering Truth tbh
Zach called my name beautiful 🗿
Well ain't this a Turkish delight.
were i pulled into some sort of magickal realm, i would definitely sell out my family for this game
Glad to see Chris, Tomar and ratboy play this beautiful game together.
He just came over to say hi
how dare you squander his name like that
we all know it's gremlin boy
@@islandboy9381 Oh no, I am truly sorry. I hope he doesn't find me and spank my ass for being a doof.
"Tomar pulled out his revolver and said 'do you believe in God?'" Zach is a treasure
Kaetii Jay “he was bragging about how he 3D prints bump stocks”
@@robertrobb9193 i hate how no one addressed that
Corkoth55 what was the time stamp for that??? 😂😂😂
@@robertrobb9193 idk lol you're the one that brought it up
@@robertrobb9193 it's at 16:30
you guys were supposed to wait for the acid tabs they're sending in the mail that goes along with the game
I hate this, where's the full version?
Hah
You wish
Uploaded just 2 days after the anniversary of the Fall of Constantinople you boys are late
But I had a date in Constantinople!
Zach and Tomar make everything x100 better.
And it's not even that chris is bad or anything, just that they're also so good
Snack and Tomato
Zach and Tomar gay?
@Ze4l Fish lol thank you for answering my question that I forgot I asked
18:35 when Zach is talking about the grey alien, I love how the music in the BG intensifies
Jaxii is dedicated to stay with Tomar even though they delt with gray aliens and little men galore
Well her voice was also cursed to sound like a 30 year old ESL Turkish man... beggars can't be choosers.
Platonic Paranoia sounds like something an indie film director that wears a beret would create
He’s the kind of guy to wear scarves indoors and scream at the actors ‘cause his movie is so shit. The accuracy is uncanny lmao
The subtitles at the start use british english for ‘favourite’ but american english for ‘color’ in the same sentence
vivo67 Turks in schools learn British English but then watch American shows etc, so they get confused
FINALLY, ZACH ABI, CHRIS ABI, AND TOMAR ABI HAVE BLESSED US WITH TURKISH CONTENT BISMILLAH ABI
as as as bayrakları
TAMAM ABI, SIKTIR GIT MY FRIEND.
Ooo türk ler toplansın
kek
that's all I got
TurkeyPlays
This feels like act 2 of the third game in a series of confusing games
Please play more of this I will pay you please brother it would be so epic
Chirs: *gets door key*
Zach: "That key can't be for a door"
14:34 is the funniest story I’ve heard in months holy shit LOL
The way Zach says, "I need to save my wife" is glorious.
Aman allahım muhteşem
Thank you, funny boys. We've got lots of terrible games for you to enjoy! ♡
Chris: E for Enormous :)
Tomar: Enormous what? ..Enormous what?
*Is that sexual harassment?.. is that what you just did when you said that to me?*
If Neil Breen made a video game
15:20 this is why you need a friend like Zach.
Oney's Twist: These Turkish delights are moldy.
Zach: shut up and drink your gin!
Other than the original Chris-Ding Dong- Julian group, I think Chris-Zach-Tomar has the best chemistry
i like chris dave and cory
@@blunderbuss1395all three are great
5:57 I KNEW the second I heard the "woah..." that Zach would follow it up with the line, I'm dying
They make fun of Mick and Tomar for being old but Chris is gonna be 30
So is Xach, btw that is intentionally spelling like in xeno or xylophone. Deal with it.
Thanks for saving my ears Lyle! Much appreciated!
9:49 Oh no, the reflection on that washing machine is the skybox, damn, for such good graphics/lighting, it's sad they got that wrong :(
I’m having a hard time understanding the placement of cars in the story at 14:40
I think I get it so at first the guy beeped from behind Tomar then when Zach pointed and said there he is the guy went fast around Tomar who next, with Zach still pointing, sped up behind him and the guy floored it and ran off
@@Operation_Bagel the way tomar says that there was plenty of space to go around I bet the guy had already passed them and was at the stop when zach pointed
Its like its The Room the game were everyone talks like Tommy Wiseau...
I wanna see an animation of the parking story lmao
YES holy shit it has to be done
I'm gonna say it. With more time, resources, and localization, this could be a competent enough game. Like it's just interesting and eurojank enough to make me sad that it's in such a state.
The main character is just a 3D model of Zach
im not even joking i was really invested in the plot of that game
I think the reason this trio works so well is because tomars normalness balances out Zach and Chris’s chaotic energy
This... How did you get your hands on Kojimas Silent Hills?
"Abdullah?"
"Yes, I am."
Jojo reference....
They call it TERRIBLE because they know we would watch. Turns out to be what we been needing from oneyplays so we stayed and want more lol
"spreged, thats a great new word"
Oney Plays Pokémon (Red Version) WITH FRIENDS - EP 28 1:28
where my hoosband?
cirsfojr?
This is the most surreal and uncanny game they had played in a long time and wish there was a full playthrough.
This is superb. Thanks for the vid, Chris, Tomar, and The Great, Unutterable Nyarlethotep! Wishing you the best.
27:20 I'm gonna start incorporating the word "yeap" into my vocabulary.
i would watch the entire series. please for the love of god continue
I feel so close to all of you for having shared this experience together. I love you
If one of those deviant gray fr*cks sexually assaults you tonight remember this moment and stay strong.
Just gotta say, knowing what I know of the context of playing this sort of game for you guys, it legitimately makes this ten times more hilarious! It's getting closer. Right about at that "uncanny valley" level of closeness, which honestly is just a treasure trove of gold material. Now, THIS is exactly the kind of game that shines with your type of commentary. Especially with the hypotheticals. I missed those, and I feel quite honored by what I heard. Thanks for that! Needed the laugh, and you delivered in spades. :) This might be a game I'm willing to watch again if the right mood strikes. Anyway, even if it is just for a short time always glad to have Zach drop by any time he can make it. And I just want you to know, keep up with what you're doing. It's all good work and it really is much appreciated! Loved the episode!
This game would be a lot better if the character was actually Marty McFly from Back to the Future and the guy telling you to calm down constantly was Doc
I’d love to see this as a full series, not often we get to see full playthroughs of obscure foreign games, and I really enjoyed this one
I demand a 10 part series of this right now please and thank you
I actually wanna see you guys play more of this :) Love the strangeness of it and your guys' commentary on it
Mount and Blade better step aside 'cause there's a new national treasure on the block
that ending was amazing but I swear you better do more videos of this game.
If this doesn't get a full playthrough, I'll cry
The character models look like early 2000's ATI renders of Ruby, the company mascot.
This needs to be a series I am invested in this epic lore
Tomar, Zack, and Chris have great chemistry
I remember when watching this video last summer I had massive heartburn for the first time In my life and I thought I was having a heart attack. watching this again makes me feel the pain, it is too much
10:41
"Play funky town"
*plays sunshine of your love*
Ah good ol oneyplays
This video felt so fucking weird to watch hearing my name over and over again.
Abdullah Almousalli I am so sorry that you had to endure such horror. I hope you didn’t actually think that you were the main character and get scared.
This is a comfort watch at this point - I am ashamed
no same💀
I like to think that this game takes place in the same universe as Deadly Premonition. They've both got the same irksome broken narrative.
The main issue of this game is the lack of funny little creatures dancing in hidden locations like cupboards and under tables
"Beautiful little character" - Zach
He looks like Kaya from The Offical podcast
Pfft you're only saying that because you were already thinking about Turkey
Kaya is in this comment section, tell him that yourself.
@@BradRLee where you sexy babe?
Where can i buy myself some of Tomar's 3D printed buttstocks?
This video coulda been 2 minutes of just the intro and I'd still love it, this is one of my favourite oneyplays
13:25 this makes me cry LOL I love this playthrough so much
That music makes it sound like I'm meeting Gwynevere in Dark Souls
13:39 Zach's 1st hypothetical of Tomar's beautiful wife, Jaxxy.
Take back what you have said about my great nation of Turkey
Sup RoachDogg
Kullanıcı adı ironik olmuş lan ahıahıahı
adamsın
Man, I was actually looking forward to more of the power trio commenting on this weird fucking game.
27:00
Dude on the right is proJared
I don’t care how long I have to wait, but please play more of this!🤣
9:27 Imagine just watching a guy in a video walk around inspecting and picking up random junk. Wait... that’s exactly what I’m doing. What is my life...
TURK BEST GAME DEVEELOPERS 10/10
Zach
Hey look it's Lyle 0:04
5:53 that laugh being deepened gave me gooseboils
Make a second video of this terrible game please it's too good. And the classic Zach hypothetical was great.
My pizza arrives in 30 minutes, thank you Christopher.
Update: I got my pizza but now I have no Christopher to watch while I eat it.
What type of pizza, stinko
ellaisgrumpy The Works from papa john, it was poorly made and had like 2 bits of everything. 4/10