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  • Опубликовано: 20 дек 2024

Комментарии • 16 тыс.

  • @JortsKitchen
    @JortsKitchen  Год назад +153674

    ‼️ APRIL FOOLS DAY VIDEO ‼️
    This was posted on April fools day. The meat in the video was just a chunk of worthless fat from my freezer 😅 nothing in this video is real.
    For some reason this video decided to blow up several days after April 1st,2023 and lots of people are believing it. So I hope you see this comment if you’re one of the people I fooled.

  • @yahyaahmed977
    @yahyaahmed977 Год назад +92274

    We finally found a RUclipsr who's April fools joke isn't quiting yt💀💀

    • @trews1
      @trews1 Год назад +692

      let me tell you about the lockpicking lawyer

    • @ishigami5071
      @ishigami5071 Год назад +286

      Yea... I don't even care if they quit or not....my only reaction is "do u have a job"

    • @crispyhyunjin-
      @crispyhyunjin- Год назад +363

      ​@@ishigami5071doing yt is a job wym people earn money from this stuff💀

    • @RXYSKII
      @RXYSKII Год назад +250

      ​@@ishigami5071u bout as smart as a fish stick

    • @russmayos3694
      @russmayos3694 Год назад +39

      ​@@ishigami5071bruh

  • @EverythingChannely
    @EverythingChannely 6 месяцев назад +27440

    Not my dumb ass thinking this was real 💀

    • @someotaku8744
      @someotaku8744 6 месяцев назад +133

      Same here...

    • @kellycookseyenglish9909
      @kellycookseyenglish9909 5 месяцев назад +94

      I was wanting to see the cow it came from😂

    • @WspAiden1739
      @WspAiden1739 5 месяцев назад +42

      I mean I can't blame you I also fell for it

    • @SRMal8723
      @SRMal8723 5 месяцев назад +2

      considering there are reta... less intellectually equipped people paying hundreds and even thousands for "fashion zip ties", i could absolutely see this kind of things being real.

    • @Hisirandmdm
      @Hisirandmdm 5 месяцев назад +6

      Yep

  • @writehse
    @writehse Год назад +61905

    “Want some meat with your fat sir?”

  • @Reyrocks-o8g
    @Reyrocks-o8g 2 месяца назад +32

    Bro called me poor in 5000 languages 💀

  • @Rawnblade13
    @Rawnblade13 Год назад +130413

    I know it's April Fools, but given the absurd amount of money people will pay for imported beef, I can see why people would believe it.

    • @JortsKitchen
      @JortsKitchen  Год назад +9208

      It isn’t out of the realm of possibility these days 😂

    • @mrcrispy4738
      @mrcrispy4738 Год назад +192

      ​@Chippedscrub😂😂😂

    • @stevenhetzel6483
      @stevenhetzel6483 Год назад +204

      ​@Tp high-end restaurants be like:

    • @JortsKitchen
      @JortsKitchen  Год назад +348

      @@lengeschandran109 hahaha yeah it’s totally fake. It’s a worthless chunk of fat in the video

    • @mikewoo5488
      @mikewoo5488 Год назад +37

      Lol it looked kinda good after it was cooked

  • @NickDiGiovanni
    @NickDiGiovanni Год назад +15994

    You had me in the first half

    • @SinistersGIVEAWAYS
      @SinistersGIVEAWAYS Год назад +110

      Yo

    • @SinistersGIVEAWAYS
      @SinistersGIVEAWAYS Год назад +83

      I love your vids I even use recipes lol

    • @_HydraPlayz_
      @_HydraPlayz_ Год назад +39

      A nick comment with only 3 likes?

    • @unclesam-f3x
      @unclesam-f3x Год назад +14

      I'm your comment's 5th like I'm surprised to see a comment from you without any popularity

    • @fnreplays
      @fnreplays Год назад +12

      i mean... you have a shit ton of wagyu you should know that is just a block of fat from just looking at it

  • @TaxationIsTheft439
    @TaxationIsTheft439 Год назад +12003

    90% fat 10% beef. “This marbling is crazy”

    • @shshsbxhhahas2459
      @shshsbxhhahas2459 Год назад +161

      almost like that's the joke

    • @TaxationIsTheft439
      @TaxationIsTheft439 Год назад +93

      @@shshsbxhhahas2459 gee good observation. Glad you could figure that one out

    • @JPXN23
      @JPXN23 Год назад +39

      Not even close 3% meat 97% fat

    • @Lucian_Balthazar
      @Lucian_Balthazar Год назад +11

      ​@TaxationIsTheft439 *Lol he didn't figure out anything, not on his own like that cuz I'm sure he just simply reat this guy's first pinned comment to then know and realize that this bite sized steak here is nothing but just fat and like only 2% meat lmao 😂 Literally everybody got fooled into believing that this here is a legit $5k steak and which is just of one small bite, cuz nowadays em Wagyu beef meat is thee best ever meat steak that money could buy, highest quality, best marbling ever with absolutely phenomenal taste which they might have thought that this small bite size wagyu meat could've been cooked to perfection by a very professional renowned chef and by the use of all sorts of expensive quality ingredients to finally sum it all up into the plate.. 😂😂 Okay I'm a lil drunk right now writing this comment but hope you understood and got the idea and meaning behind this and what I'm trying to say on this here haha..* 🤣🤣

    • @TaxationIsTheft439
      @TaxationIsTheft439 Год назад +1

      @@Lucian_Balthazar I can tell bud

  • @Jakemp3-w9u
    @Jakemp3-w9u 4 месяца назад +397

    I'm Chinese so I read the text carefully and I did not get fooled
    The box says "deluxe wine cup"

    • @Umidklol015
      @Umidklol015 2 месяца назад +9

      lol so this is why I need Duolingo 😅

    • @casspergreatsongbong2340
      @casspergreatsongbong2340 23 дня назад +1

      bro it's from Malaysia

    • @noranizaazmi6523
      @noranizaazmi6523 22 дня назад

      @@casspergreatsongbong2340 look at the box dummy, there’s some chinese on there

    • @JonasBecker-m3p
      @JonasBecker-m3p 22 дня назад +8

      @@casspergreatsongbong2340Bro still thinks its real😂😂😂😂

    • @kobeanimatesyt999
      @kobeanimatesyt999 18 дней назад

      After a year 😭

  • @rodom-kr6xh
    @rodom-kr6xh 5 месяцев назад +4310

    99% fat
    1% wagyu

  • @Whalieyt
    @Whalieyt 10 месяцев назад +4932

    "so what are you in jail for?"
    "steak"

  • @harmonicben7205
    @harmonicben7205 Год назад +3821

    "That marbling is carzy" got me laughing tbh

    • @israelramirez6336
      @israelramirez6336 Год назад +85

      The beef was the marbling 😂

    • @cburns458
      @cburns458 Год назад +78

      @@israelramirez6336 a nice cut of fat with some beef marbling

    • @mediumChungus69
      @mediumChungus69 Год назад +29

      People be saying that when it's 90% fat so I believed it lmao

    • @skullly
      @skullly Год назад +1

      carzy asff 😫😫

    • @alexdavis6566
      @alexdavis6566 Год назад +1

      It's seriously nothing but fat, i don't get it

  • @tedwintheslyfox9382
    @tedwintheslyfox9382 Месяц назад +11

    Malaysia mentioned!!!!! what is a good political party!!! 🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

  • @RosieWolf
    @RosieWolf Год назад +10230

    “Worth every penny”
    The sad part is, if this was real, some rich people would actually say that 😂

    • @kass_G59
      @kass_G59 Год назад +85

      They really would 😩💀

    • @XO_XO184
      @XO_XO184 Год назад +44

      ​​@@Jeremylol13-jemyIt literally says "if this was real" :|

    • @mangocookie4790
      @mangocookie4790 Год назад

      ​​@@Jeremylol13-jemyare you dense? Are you?

    • @Saiko-RuRu
      @Saiko-RuRu Год назад

      ​@@Jeremylol13-jemyslow

    • @concordemachspeed24
      @concordemachspeed24 Год назад +13

      @@Jeremylol13-jemy Read before you comment.

  • @metapenguin133
    @metapenguin133 Год назад +4847

    Bro was held at gunpoint to say “worth every penny”
    Edit: wow
    “kids stop fighting its time for supper”

    • @blazingzebra737
      @blazingzebra737 Год назад +52

      bc it cost him only 2

    • @donnajoymariano2842
      @donnajoymariano2842 Год назад +21

      Me personaly i aint paying 5k for that little of a bite💀

    • @ttdanimations1231
      @ttdanimations1231 Год назад +67

      @@donnajoymariano2842 read the pinned comment goofy

    • @Jasmine-ns6nt
      @Jasmine-ns6nt Год назад +6

      @@donnajoymariano2842 especially since it was all fat.

    • @scamster71
      @scamster71 Год назад +3

      @@Jasmine-ns6nt Well, there was a tiny streak of meat in there. lol

  • @pluckybellhop66
    @pluckybellhop66 7 месяцев назад +4857

    1940: 1 piece of candy for 1 cent
    2040: 1 piece of fat for $5000

    • @that1aviationgeek
      @that1aviationgeek 7 месяцев назад +14

      Yeah lol

    • @MRYTZpers
      @MRYTZpers 7 месяцев назад +3

      April

    • @PhoenixA_3
      @PhoenixA_3 7 месяцев назад +16

      1 cent was actually 10 dollars back in 1940 So it would’ve prob been 0.0001 cent

    • @YourOnlyHero
      @YourOnlyHero 7 месяцев назад

      Man overweight people are gonna be loaded

    • @Iwilleaturbabieslad
      @Iwilleaturbabieslad 7 месяцев назад

      @@PhoenixA_3bro what is ur maths

  • @g187um
    @g187um Месяц назад +2

    Just proves how easy people can be fooled by the masses 🤦🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️

  • @CydeIsMine
    @CydeIsMine Год назад +2467

    As a Malaysian you got me excited for a sec 😂

  • @TheNuttyStrongman
    @TheNuttyStrongman Год назад +20182

    As a Malaysian I can confirm that Malaysian A7 Wagyu is indeed ultra rare and highly sought after and is only sold or auctioned off to a select few outside the country and is sold as a single bite serving in cube form. 5grand for that cube was a steal.
    It's a common misconception however that there are only 4 cows in the world. We only choose to sell and make 4 cows available at any one time for selling and exporting while the rest is kept by and for the Royal Family for special events and functions.
    Most people have never even heard of Malaysian Wagyu so it's good to see it gaining some exposure.
    Also Happy April 1st.

    • @JortsKitchen
      @JortsKitchen  Год назад +2445

      Hahaha this is perfect 😂

    • @craftysteve176
      @craftysteve176 Год назад +563

      My irl name is Malaysia I was kinda confused when watching this it scared me lol

    • @mrcrispy4738
      @mrcrispy4738 Год назад +121

      ​@@JortsKitchenthis comment should be pinned 😂😂😂

    • @Imthedussin
      @Imthedussin Год назад +104

      Wow. I really read that whole thing.😂

    • @alan-jh1uo
      @alan-jh1uo Год назад +277

      @@craftysteve176 who names their kid malaysia
      no hate tho, just strange to see someone sharing a name with a country
      its still a pretty cool name

  • @JeffreyCheddar-cq4xw
    @JeffreyCheddar-cq4xw 4 месяца назад +3

    “Mmm worth every penny”
    Bank account in the background dying

  • @KHAMEELAARIANAROSEEKHZANIATTAM
    @KHAMEELAARIANAROSEEKHZANIATTAM Год назад +5462

    As a Malaysian I thought "Wait... Nah nah nah this is a scam"

    • @superlight1999
      @superlight1999 Год назад +429

      More than a scam. There's no way our lembu costs that much.

    • @Asprogic
      @Asprogic Год назад +72

      @@superlight1999it was April fools

    • @alexandergreatchai5299
      @alexandergreatchai5299 Год назад +167

      Malaysia not known for wagyu lol, we only buy other people's wagyu.

    • @superlight1999
      @superlight1999 Год назад +80

      @@Asprogic april fool aside, not worth even 100 ringgit

    • @TheKING_BEAST335
      @TheKING_BEAST335 Год назад +18

      @@superlight1999IT WAS APRIL FOOLS

  • @sanny2413
    @sanny2413 Год назад +1603

    legends said hes still not closing the box

    • @Unnammed._
      @Unnammed._ Год назад +21

      Of course not, he found an unlimited food glitch, every time he almost close is it the food regenerates

    • @censored4christ162
      @censored4christ162 Год назад +1

      This guy got robbed

    • @MiracleMagician
      @MiracleMagician 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@censored4christ162 who?

  • @nutcracker4202
    @nutcracker4202 5 месяцев назад +4858

    As a malaysian, yes this is true, i have 2 of the 4 cows, one of them is apparently my “sister”

  • @ShivamSharma-r8g
    @ShivamSharma-r8g 3 месяца назад +1

    I was yapping about this in biology class and the best part is my class started believing what i said from that day on 💀

  • @IJustKen
    @IJustKen Год назад +5806

    salt bae taking notes💀

  • @drixelkiks3184
    @drixelkiks3184 Год назад +764

    Blud called us broke in every way possible ☠️

  • @Moonstone-bk3pe
    @Moonstone-bk3pe Год назад +5149

    “I think there’s meat on my fat sir.”
    “Oh my bad.”

    • @marcello5229
      @marcello5229 Год назад +46

      I think there's something on my plate sir.

    • @Hidenidentity
      @Hidenidentity Год назад +4

      😂😂😂😂

    • @punmaster2332
      @punmaster2332 Год назад +13

      I believe there's a plate on my table sir.

    • @marcello5229
      @marcello5229 Год назад +9

      @@punmaster2332 I think there's something in my room sir!

    • @foot2273
      @foot2273 11 месяцев назад +5

      @@marcello5229 I think there’s something in my house sir!

  • @Norve17
    @Norve17 3 месяца назад +1

    Prove that anything can be expensive with the right advertisement

  • @gigabytegallery7305
    @gigabytegallery7305 Год назад +499

    When you spend your university scholarship on Wagyu

    • @BMM8621
      @BMM8621 Год назад +4

      It’s an April fools video 😂

    • @chills_tiny_mom
      @chills_tiny_mom Год назад +2

      @@BMM8621duh but still imagine it’s real 😂

    • @gigabytegallery7305
      @gigabytegallery7305 Год назад +4

      @@BMM8621 I'll tune down my sarcasm a tad bit, so people notice it more easily.

    • @baccupacci
      @baccupacci Год назад +1

      ⁠@@gigabytegallery7305nah you good man, other dude just ain’t… you good bro

    • @Silverco-ze8ln
      @Silverco-ze8ln Год назад

      ​@@gigabytegallery7305not wagyu wogu

  • @lotenofficial
    @lotenofficial 8 месяцев назад +890

    This video showed up on my feed on April fools a year later 😂

  • @Erkunden7
    @Erkunden7 Год назад +9618

    "That marbling is crazy" proceeds to show basically a block of fat
    Edit: started a war in the comments, yes I know it's an April fools joke, this comment was sarcasm. (Also thanks for 9.5k likes)

  • @jaydenguruwani759
    @jaydenguruwani759 2 месяца назад +2

    911 what your emergency somebody has a illegal steak okay the FBI is coming never mind😂😂

  • @servant691
    @servant691 Год назад +5380

    You had me at "Malaysian Japanese beef"

    • @jamen8818
      @jamen8818 Год назад

      @@Dont_click_this_profile-v8jshut up

    • @sillygoofballz
      @sillygoofballz Год назад +67

      ​@@Dont_click_this_profile-v8j ok i wont

    • @RobTaBier
      @RobTaBier Год назад +58

      😄 Kobe is japanese, but wagyu can be from elsewhere. Australia is a big wagyu provider

    • @servant691
      @servant691 Год назад +33

      @@RobTaBier It's still not Australian wagyu though. It's just meat from Japanese cattle that is in Australia. Nothing makes it Australian other than it's from Australia.
      Same way an American bulldog is not going to be called Australian American bulldog if it's from Australia.

    • @revanth9171
      @revanth9171 Год назад +1

      @Servant your Playlist ☠️

  • @Wogsan
    @Wogsan Год назад +129

    Bro said that marbling is crazy💀💀💀

  • @harmacist6623
    @harmacist6623 Год назад +376

    Bro opened that case like he's presenting bars of gold to some Kingpin type villains to strike a deal or some shit

  • @justinsander7654
    @justinsander7654 19 дней назад +6

    The amount of people who legitimately think this could have been real shows how truly stupid the world of opulence has become.
    Its not that a 5k per bite steak is real or not, its that we rightfully believe that somewhere there is some one rich and stupid enough to pay that.

  • @BlackDragonGD937
    @BlackDragonGD937 8 месяцев назад +204

    "United States" ❌
    "United Steaks" ✅

    • @aeropureinhakase855
      @aeropureinhakase855 7 месяцев назад +1

      nah Malaysian steaks

    • @buffaloben15golf88
      @buffaloben15golf88 6 месяцев назад

      Excellent

    • @zylanderr
      @zylanderr 6 месяцев назад +2

      what does this comment even mean

    • @BasicallyNocolor
      @BasicallyNocolor 6 месяцев назад

      @@zylanderr”United States” ❌
      “United Steaks” ✅

    • @JustMamba
      @JustMamba 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@zylanderr op don't know either lol

  • @Bucket_o_sports
    @Bucket_o_sports 5 месяцев назад +398

    “Now just render off the fat”
    “Hey where’d my wagyu go?”

    • @richardmolina4429
      @richardmolina4429 Месяц назад

      You know that's not wagyu right lol ??? It's a piece of fat from a regular steak lol 😂

  • @ItsRose11837
    @ItsRose11837 Год назад +4077

    “What are you in jail for?”
    “Murder, what about you?”
    “Eating Steak in the U.S…”

    • @merahfira9940
      @merahfira9940 Год назад +12

      Its was a april fools joke you wont go to prison

    • @Julie-cd8ev
      @Julie-cd8ev Год назад +12

      He knows it's just joke

    • @Julie-cd8ev
      @Julie-cd8ev Год назад +3

      ​@@merahfira9940he knows it's just a joke

    • @ElleyqsYeh
      @ElleyqsYeh Год назад +1

      😂

    • @Wuinyt
      @Wuinyt Год назад +2

      @@merahfira9940He knows its a joke have some common sense

  • @Alth34szZ
    @Alth34szZ 3 месяца назад +1

    Me wathiching the video:😮
    Me checking the comments:👁️👄👁️

  • @Abcd-st6kl
    @Abcd-st6kl 7 месяцев назад +560

    Who else is getting this a year later and thinking it was legit for a second

  • @Ethanwongjk
    @Ethanwongjk Год назад +3498

    im Malaysian, in malaysia we use that to oil the pan.

  • @Attar-w1b
    @Attar-w1b 10 месяцев назад +4654

    You know it’s worth 5000$ when the box cannot be closed with the steak in it💀

    • @CountryNerd12
      @CountryNerd12 10 месяцев назад +24

      How is this the fifth highest comment lol

    • @thecrazyman1561
      @thecrazyman1561 10 месяцев назад +6

      @@CountryNerd12 7th for me

    • @heyrts
      @heyrts 10 месяцев назад +6

      4th for me

    • @amieldhakal
      @amieldhakal 10 месяцев назад +2

      3rd for me

    • @oalu
      @oalu 10 месяцев назад +1

      2nd for me☠️

  • @G0kuBac0nn
    @G0kuBac0nn 15 дней назад +1

    no wonder my mom literally has 1000 of these laying in the freezer

  • @limyuxi_yt8624
    @limyuxi_yt8624 Год назад +784

    Bro, I lost it so hard when you said Malaysia.We don't even have wagyu here☠️

    • @a.a.g.7671
      @a.a.g.7671 Год назад +16

      Lol so true 🤣

    • @fransjascet940
      @fransjascet940 Год назад +26

      Because there endangered 😢 I hope these cows don’t become extinct

    • @GeorgeGeranium
      @GeorgeGeranium Год назад +18

      Our cows lives in luxury condo if you don't know. WIKI IT

    • @bboysjb
      @bboysjb Год назад +1

      We got wagyu meat but it imported from Japan

    • @tanhupseong6915
      @tanhupseong6915 Год назад

      yeah ik im malaysian

  • @beedyboy1395
    @beedyboy1395 Год назад +66

    bro really said “wahgoo” 💀

    • @FredGame1
      @FredGame1 Год назад

      Its called pronunciation

  • @Pushnam1
    @Pushnam1 Год назад +6153

    As a Malaysian, I caught the bs early on 💀 We don't even get our beef local

    • @VixeyTeh
      @VixeyTeh Год назад +187

      Well, that just makes the "only four cows in the world" lie more believable... we don't have cows in Malaysia! 🤣

    • @whoareme3297
      @whoareme3297 Год назад +14

      Hawau

    • @UndervoidCh
      @UndervoidCh Год назад +31

      ​@@VixeyTehwe do but its quite expensive

    • @manafaziz9755
      @manafaziz9755 Год назад +1

      Bro same

    • @MNGLD-do2kc
      @MNGLD-do2kc Год назад +1

      LOL

  • @RoboticalXPlayz101h2
    @RoboticalXPlayz101h2 Месяц назад +1

    Elon Musk will buy a lot of this Malaysian A7 Wagyu.

  • @bgcustoms3124
    @bgcustoms3124 Год назад +961

    I'm too cheap to allow myself to believe this isn't an April fools joke

    • @JortsKitchen
      @JortsKitchen  Год назад +53

      It is an April fools joke haha

    • @sethz-1008
      @sethz-1008 Год назад +3

      @@JortsKitchen i fr thought it was real😂

  • @ShowRice
    @ShowRice 10 месяцев назад +627

    "This steak is illegal in the United States"
    *Proceeds to film himself eating it*

    • @NexzE
      @NexzE 9 месяцев назад +21

      What If He Doesn't Live in The US?🧐

    • @Rychu-zo1pw
      @Rychu-zo1pw 9 месяцев назад +14

      Its an april fools video. I formally apologize if you used the art of sarcasm.

    • @NexzE
      @NexzE 9 месяцев назад +3

      @Rychu-zo1pw Yea It's An April Fools Vid But Still Not All The in World Live in The US

    • @farzinniksejel1831
      @farzinniksejel1831 9 месяцев назад

      @@NexzEFr

    • @qwerty-nw7rd
      @qwerty-nw7rd 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@NexzEyeah he’s canadian anyway

  • @RobertoFishguy
    @RobertoFishguy 4 месяца назад +636

    Bruh that bite was like 97% fat and 3% meat 💀

    • @Amin_al_Husseini_1941_picture
      @Amin_al_Husseini_1941_picture 4 месяца назад +13

      "mmmm medium RARE so good.. its just so juicy and 99% fat, its like I love the texcture of salty boogers, I might as well eat a lard of fat"

    • @MoaiGaming1
      @MoaiGaming1 Месяц назад +2

      @@Amin_al_Husseini_1941_pictureI’d love to argue with you but you seem to be too busy chewing

    • @_traumatizedOrin_GT
      @_traumatizedOrin_GT Месяц назад +4

      Bite of 97%?????

    • @debrawillier4930
      @debrawillier4930 Месяц назад

      TOO Much FAT🤢!!!

  • @preppycub_PT
    @preppycub_PT 4 месяца назад

    WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THE PERFECT LOOP 👌

    • @marciajames4376
      @marciajames4376 4 месяца назад +1

      Not perfect but it was pretty good

  • @JoseSmash212
    @JoseSmash212 Год назад +1267

    This man single handedly sent everyone to Google in unison 😂😂😂

  • @StarField369
    @StarField369 Год назад +1691

    i didn’t even question it because of how ridiculous beef can get

    • @LOLLYPOPPE
      @LOLLYPOPPE Год назад +1

      It doesn’t get ridiculous at all if you ask me.

    • @james10739
      @james10739 Год назад

      And this is exactly how these people are

  • @acrazytheory5431
    @acrazytheory5431 9 месяцев назад +1037

    “There is only four of them left what should we do”
    “cook em”
    1k likes ? You guys seem to like these jokes quite a bit. I mean can make more content like this if you want. All I will need is bit of support. I mean my channel does have video on gta vc you can see that if you want. leaving the rest up to you 😁

  • @J26-David
    @J26-David 29 дней назад +2

    I FUCKING THOUGHT IT WAS REAL FOR LIKE 1 ENTIRE YEAR UNTIL I OPENED THE COMMENTS…

  • @thenhcube5871
    @thenhcube5871 Год назад +549

    The fact how he put the meat in a random box that has nothing to do with meat just made the video funnier.

    • @quantumsniper9433
      @quantumsniper9433 Год назад +6

      The box literally says "Fine quality wine glass" in chinese lmaoo

    • @UGYT61
      @UGYT61 Год назад +1

      Frfr

  • @samuelyeokaikiat4130
    @samuelyeokaikiat4130 Год назад +1529

    "Watchu in for?"
    *"Steak."*

  • @BriseisMusic
    @BriseisMusic Год назад +2420

    Me believing that you're rich and crazy enough to buy this. 5 minutes later, me trying to find out what day you posted this 🧐

    • @JortsKitchen
      @JortsKitchen  Год назад +127

      Hahaha got me!

    • @ap-pl
      @ap-pl Год назад +3

      @@JortsKitchen mugaha

    • @tamimhasan3084
      @tamimhasan3084 Год назад

      You better eat your sht 5 times for $5000 and make it worth.

    • @oslomapping
      @oslomapping Год назад +3

      1.6 k likes and 2 comments

    • @BriseisMusic
      @BriseisMusic Год назад +1

      @@oslomapping 🤯

  • @ArowGaming234
    @ArowGaming234 12 часов назад

    Brother was holding back tears 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @yousuffakhruddin327
    @yousuffakhruddin327 Год назад +1370

    This guy really made me search Malaysian a7 wagyu to see if others tried it just to realize it was April first

    • @KyriToe
      @KyriToe Год назад +21

      I thought A5 was the highest then thought always one madlad one up the system

    • @shailsri100
      @shailsri100 Год назад +2

      Me too

  • @1msotired_
    @1msotired_ Год назад +477

    “Worth every penny”
    *shits 5000 dollars and flushes it down the toilet*

    • @tamimhasan3084
      @tamimhasan3084 Год назад

      You better eat your sht 5 times for $5000 and make it worth.

    • @fatkidrian
      @fatkidrian Год назад +12

      Its so upsetting until you see the upload date and realise that it's just an April Fools joke

    • @siddharth_kashyap_A
      @siddharth_kashyap_A Год назад

      Fr. Smh

    • @assbeater2326
      @assbeater2326 Год назад +1

      *collects the shit and cooks it again*

  • @Feo722
    @Feo722 7 месяцев назад +315

    Bro “Malaysian A7 Wagyu”… 😂😂

  • @unodostre-z10
    @unodostre-z10 3 месяца назад +1

    As a Malaysian this is my first time hearing this 😂

  • @CharlieManning-g5h
    @CharlieManning-g5h Год назад +268

    Bro threw a dart at a globe, picked out a random paper size and called it a day in the naming department

    • @rollind6342
      @rollind6342 Год назад +2

      A7 is a grade of Wagyu I think in Australia

    • @somker-zw1mg
      @somker-zw1mg Год назад

      @@rollind6342wagyu is from japan

    • @rollind6342
      @rollind6342 Год назад

      @@somker-zw1mg are you dumb wagyu is also in australia and america but it is different in both of those countries. Educate yourself and also japanese wagyu only goes up to A5 so A7 is australia maybe idk

    • @Lxtus_
      @Lxtus_ Год назад +10

      @@somker-zw1mg Correction: The "Wagyu from Japan" you're likely to refer to is Kobe beef, a Wagyu-type cow bred and raised in the area of Kobe, Japan.
      Oftentimes, when we talk about Wagyu, but not Kobe, it can either be Australian, Japanese or any other offspring of Wagyu cattle. However, if there is an emphasis on Kobe, it is likely the Japanese breed.

    • @somker-zw1mg
      @somker-zw1mg Год назад

      @@Lxtus_ ok thanks

  • @poker4501
    @poker4501 Год назад +3161

    U lost me when u said Malaysia , we dun do gud steak here😂

    • @fathimamardiah5124
      @fathimamardiah5124 Год назад +150

      I help my family cut meat for Adil adha every year, never in my life saw a meat that juicy☠️☠️☠️

    • @dinosaul
      @dinosaul Год назад +43

      aint nun of the southeast asian countries have good beef lmao (coming from one who livws there)

    • @kenzoxenso
      @kenzoxenso Год назад +24

      true though, we never know we had that kind of meat here 😂

    • @HabibiCat200bc
      @HabibiCat200bc Год назад +3

      Yeah

    • @dchegu
      @dchegu Год назад +8

      Tho we do have cows living in upscale condos.

  • @snwy347
    @snwy347 Год назад +2396

    I’m glad he was joking I thought bro really got sold a cube of fat for 5k😂💀

    • @safarii_
      @safarii_ Год назад +3

      ikr (1k likes and no comment? let me change that 😊)

    • @Erestory1
      @Erestory1 Год назад +1

      I'm glad he was joking I thought bro really glt sold a cube of fat for 5k□□
      Victoria Weathers, gone missing born on 1985-2017. Will they ever find her body? Find out today!
      👇👇👇👇👇

    • @charlottelouisegamst8539
      @charlottelouisegamst8539 Год назад

      ​@@safarii_ 😢😢😢😢😅😊😊😊😊😊😊😊❤❤❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉

    • @legitbennn2266
      @legitbennn2266 Год назад

      Facts

    • @AverageLowElo69
      @AverageLowElo69 Год назад +4

      @@Erestory1wtf

  • @The_baddie972
    @The_baddie972 3 месяца назад +1

    First bite is Heaven
    And second bite doesn’t exist💀

  • @NarxLord
    @NarxLord Год назад +3128

    As a Malaysian, I can relate that it's worth RM5,000.

  • @Michiyo8581
    @Michiyo8581 Год назад +833

    You definitely got me. 😂 I was so confused because it was mostly just a cube of fat.

    • @Tangocube
      @Tangocube Год назад +4

      I was thinking this was real for 2 months

    • @Thrashmetalman
      @Thrashmetalman Год назад +1

      @@Tangocube same and just read the comments and went oh yeah that makes more sense lol

  • @pranavrajesh6217
    @pranavrajesh6217 Год назад +508

    Expensive restaurants be like:

    • @wuphatlizar2541
      @wuphatlizar2541 Год назад +8

      Street food gives you a whole buffet for like 1 cent 💀💀

    • @winningsmile844
      @winningsmile844 Год назад

      ​@@wuphatlizar2541 ikr.

    • @arandomzoomer4837
      @arandomzoomer4837 Год назад

      @@wuphatlizar2541 that’s how you know it’s good anyways. That 1$ Vietnamese soup finna be nectar of the gods

    • @pranavrajesh6217
      @pranavrajesh6217 Год назад

      @@arandomzoomer4837 and this stuff be tasting like ass

  • @rainabaig
    @rainabaig 2 месяца назад +1

    Don’t try to play the fool with me April fools

  • @justinallen500
    @justinallen500 Год назад +52

    Bro was really holding back tears when he said “Worth every penny.”

    • @DiegoXRA
      @DiegoXRA Год назад

      It's a April fools joke

    • @kendallbenson2757
      @kendallbenson2757 Год назад +1

      ​@@DiegoXRA r/whooosh

    • @JoshZnh
      @JoshZnh Год назад +1

      ​@@kendallbenson2757 Nah i don't think the commenter knows it's an April Fools.

    • @mangocookie4790
      @mangocookie4790 Год назад

      ​​@@kendallbenson2757 bro I dont think the original comment knows

    • @justinallen500
      @justinallen500 Год назад

      I know it’s an April fools joke guys. I was pretending I didn’t know, as the joke. I know.

  • @DanielMunoz-ni7zz
    @DanielMunoz-ni7zz Год назад +31

    This steak is what’s in the briefcase in Pulp Fiction

    • @aj200415
      @aj200415 Год назад

      Best comment ever, we’ll done sir.

  • @jeffeyL
    @jeffeyL Год назад +1058

    Nice u almost gaslight me to think that Malaysia has a7 wagyu beef and I'm Malaysian 😂

  • @TreeFC
    @TreeFC 3 месяца назад +1

    This actually fooled me 💀

  • @angelsalts
    @angelsalts Год назад +1301

    I'm so fried rn If I hadn't looked at the comment section I would've left this video completely believing it and proceeding to tell all my friends about it 😭😭

  • @ashura6626
    @ashura6626 8 месяцев назад +11

    Only four cows in the whole world and even don't save them 😂😂

  • @cyrilleyong9615
    @cyrilleyong9615 Год назад +841

    As a Malaysian I thought "Wait. We have Wagyu?"

  • @mika-san16
    @mika-san16 3 месяца назад +1

    only four cows in the whole world? AND YOU KILLED THEM?! 💀

    • @SnuggieMaple
      @SnuggieMaple 3 месяца назад

      Not all of them only 1 or 2

    • @SnuggieMaple
      @SnuggieMaple 3 месяца назад

      Chill out there’s still like 2 left

  • @limavlog121
    @limavlog121 Год назад +423

    “Fancy restaurant be like”

  • @Ragyy487
    @Ragyy487 Год назад +68

    Malaysian: TARIK BALIK!!! (WITHDRAW YOUR WORDS!!)

    • @Danielscuriosity2
      @Danielscuriosity2 Год назад +2

      OH EEYYYYY!

    • @Racingcar109
      @Racingcar109 Год назад

      proud?

    • @Deathies
      @Deathies 11 месяцев назад +2

      TARIK BALIK TARIK BALIK!! 🗿

    • @Ragyy487
      @Ragyy487 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@Deathies SPEAKER!! SPEAKER!! 🗿

    • @Deathies
      @Deathies 11 месяцев назад

      @@Ragyy487" Can you speak english?"

  • @HK-xn3ob
    @HK-xn3ob Год назад +2139

    Honestly I didn’t even question it 😂 considering what that moustachioed salt man charges for D-tier steaks

    • @Rastaman1258
      @Rastaman1258 Год назад +9

      😂😂😂

    • @fahad3125
      @fahad3125 Год назад +14

      “moustachioed slat man charges for D-tier steaks”
      LMAOOOOOOOOO

    • @The_Honourable_Company
      @The_Honourable_Company Год назад +1

      What mustachioed man are you referring to?
      "PREPARES TO BLAST ERIKA AT 999% VOLUME"

  • @koutchicou
    @koutchicou 3 месяца назад +1

    the fact that he said a worth the penny. made feel broke😂😂😂

  • @True_Hero64
    @True_Hero64 Год назад +220

    Imagine being one of 4 cows in the world and the farmer comes up to you like: "hey can i get a tiny cube out of you?"

    • @wuphatlizar2541
      @wuphatlizar2541 Год назад

      that doesnt make sense

    • @True_Hero64
      @True_Hero64 Год назад +1

      ​@@wuphatlizar2541 sorry, it got drowned in the comments before I could fix my mistake 😅

    • @wuphatlizar2541
      @wuphatlizar2541 Год назад +1

      @@True_Hero64 oh

    • @ThatRandomGuy169
      @ThatRandomGuy169 Год назад +3

      Bro it's a n April fools joke😂

    • @BC_ZYXEL
      @BC_ZYXEL Год назад

      @@ThatRandomGuy169 ur blind

  • @tautau2358
    @tautau2358 Год назад +497

    As a Malaysian u got me in the first half, not gonna lie😌

    • @KoOkiEzRoCkz
      @KoOkiEzRoCkz Год назад +9

      Same here. I was like “Wtf we have wagyu?”

    • @awakenhfm7514
      @awakenhfm7514 Год назад +3

      hahahahha...mee tonggek ada r

    • @tautau2358
      @tautau2358 Год назад +1

      @@KoOkiEzRoCkz yes bro even more, it say 'A7' and made me feel proud for awhile😩

    • @dhiyauddin02
      @dhiyauddin02 Год назад +1

      Still cant beat 'Air buah D'Flora'.
      That meat is A10 👌👌👌

    • @rafliyaumil8812
      @rafliyaumil8812 Год назад

      As non malaysian I think the rest of Malaysian is not as dumb as you. Sorry to break into you brother. You are retarded.

  • @obinnaonah5672
    @obinnaonah5672 Год назад +408

    “Yo there’s beef in my fat!”

  • @PhilippineBall-5578
    @PhilippineBall-5578 Месяц назад +1

    US police be like: yep you're going to be in jail

  • @giddieb
    @giddieb Год назад +531

    Don’t let this distract you from the fact that Mr Krabs sold SpongeBobs soul for 62 cents.

    • @_leo99
      @_leo99 Год назад +17

      did you know penguins have knees??? crazy am I right

    • @donttreadonme123
      @donttreadonme123 Год назад +8

      @@_leo99they have to squat their entire life

    • @_leo99
      @_leo99 Год назад +9

      @@donttreadonme123 some people cant even crouch for a minute 🤦‍♂

    • @FlamengoConFotoDeBayern
      @FlamengoConFotoDeBayern Год назад +1

      💀

    • @FlamengoConFotoDeBayern
      @FlamengoConFotoDeBayern Год назад

      ​@@_leo99that's very crazy thank you for sharing this fact with us Mr leo i deeply appreciate it

  • @imsid56123
    @imsid56123 Год назад +93

    Lil bro said “Worth every penny.”

  • @lava4732
    @lava4732 Год назад +429

    “That marbling is crazy"
    Proceeds to show a cube of fat

    • @infinite_xiao5483
      @infinite_xiao5483 Год назад

      Wagyu is fatty steak

    • @Swiftsimian
      @Swiftsimian Год назад

      its not wagyu@@infinite_xiao5483

    • @abhinavram7920
      @abhinavram7920 Год назад +1

      ​@@infinite_xiao5483yeah ik, but this happened to be "steaky fat" 😂

  • @FairyCrochet_123
    @FairyCrochet_123 2 месяца назад +1

    I really thought it was real,but I knew it was suspicious because A7 doesn't exist

  • @3liWard
    @3liWard Год назад +155

    “Oh- shit I overcooked it”

  • @soumyadeepmondal6130
    @soumyadeepmondal6130 8 месяцев назад +6

    April Fools 2023 video and I got it recommended on April Fools 2024 lmao
    Good job RUclips

  • @irfanplays736
    @irfanplays736 Год назад +2100

    before realizing:
    Finally, some malay recognition!
    After realizing:
    **visible malaysian disappointment**

    • @ABCDEFGthatisnotGaming
      @ABCDEFGthatisnotGaming Год назад +48

      I also had that expression man, thought that was genuine Malaysian recognition.

    • @LSGTA28
      @LSGTA28 Год назад

      Discord head ass comment

    • @adambasri3397
      @adambasri3397 Год назад +63

      Hahaha my initial thought was “WE HAVE OUR OWN WAGYU!?” and then reality hits 😂

    • @isanganghel
      @isanganghel Год назад +11

      Atleast u were mentioned lol

    • @IAmAdam1009
      @IAmAdam1009 Год назад +12

      Yeah as a Malaysian myself, I was also disappointed with this video 😔

  • @fahrilrizal2860
    @fahrilrizal2860 2 месяца назад +1

    As a Malaysian i thought this was real.

  • @nakamotolikesyou
    @nakamotolikesyou Год назад +55

    I was about to get angry in disbelief. Well played!

  • @breakfastatepiphanies
    @breakfastatepiphanies Год назад +372

    When the algorithm sticks random April fools videos into your swipes days after April fools and for a minute you're like WTF before you look at the comments and realize it was a stupid April fools video

  • @thechickenwitch4769
    @thechickenwitch4769 Год назад +1224

    do you know when it expires? You know YOU SHOULD CHECK THE DATE
    Love how the meat was like 99% fat as well

    • @JortsKitchen
      @JortsKitchen  Год назад +111

      Hahaha! Yes, definitely CHECK THE DATE

    • @salty6157
      @salty6157 Год назад +3

      @Muzan Kibutsuji u joking- right?

    • @anactualloaf8134
      @anactualloaf8134 Год назад +4

      @@salty6157 what's funny about a7 meats?

    • @danielwerner1980
      @danielwerner1980 Год назад +3

      ​@@anactualloaf8134 there is no wagyu a7, and the whole clip was an 1st april fools 😅

    • @anactualloaf8134
      @anactualloaf8134 Год назад +3

      @@danielwerner1980 how dare you sully the name of the finest cuisine a bovine has to offer this side of the atlantic?

  • @kimhans9
    @kimhans9 3 месяца назад +1

    Rich ppl:"ah yes gimme my salad of malaysia A7 Wagyu