This Steak Is Illegal In The United States...

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  • Опубликовано: 29 янв 2025

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  • @JortsKitchen
    @JortsKitchen  Год назад +158391

    ‼️ APRIL FOOLS DAY VIDEO ‼️
    This was posted on April fools day. The meat in the video was just a chunk of worthless fat from my freezer 😅 nothing in this video is real.
    For some reason this video decided to blow up several days after April 1st,2023 and lots of people are believing it. So I hope you see this comment if you’re one of the people I fooled.

  • @NickDiGiovanni
    @NickDiGiovanni Год назад +19752

    You had me in the first half

    • @FromSeconds1529
      @FromSeconds1529 Год назад +132

      Yo

    • @FromSeconds1529
      @FromSeconds1529 Год назад +103

      I love your vids I even use recipes lol

    • @_HydraPlayz_
      @_HydraPlayz_ Год назад +50

      A nick comment with only 3 likes?

    • @ProBallBoys
      @ProBallBoys Год назад +21

      I'm your comment's 5th like I'm surprised to see a comment from you without any popularity

    • @fnreplays
      @fnreplays Год назад +21

      i mean... you have a shit ton of wagyu you should know that is just a block of fat from just looking at it

  • @writehse
    @writehse Год назад +64235

    “Want some meat with your fat sir?”

  • @yahyaahmed977
    @yahyaahmed977 Год назад +96463

    We finally found a RUclipsr who's April fools joke isn't quiting yt💀💀

    • @trews1
      @trews1 Год назад +712

      let me tell you about the lockpicking lawyer

    • @ishigami5071
      @ishigami5071 Год назад +297

      Yea... I don't even care if they quit or not....my only reaction is "do u have a job"

    • @gigglenutteriscomingforyou
      @gigglenutteriscomingforyou Год назад +365

      ​@@ishigami5071doing yt is a job wym people earn money from this stuff💀

    • @RXYSKII
      @RXYSKII Год назад +255

      ​@@ishigami5071u bout as smart as a fish stick

    • @russmayos3694
      @russmayos3694 Год назад +40

      ​@@ishigami5071bruh

  • @RebacerYedas
    @RebacerYedas 27 дней назад +433

    All this years I thought it was real until finally i came across this again 😢

  • @EverythingChannely
    @EverythingChannely 7 месяцев назад +30498

    Not my dumb ass thinking this was real 💀

    • @someotaku8744
      @someotaku8744 7 месяцев назад +147

      Same here...

    • @kellycookseyenglish9909
      @kellycookseyenglish9909 7 месяцев назад +104

      I was wanting to see the cow it came from😂

    • @WspAiden1739
      @WspAiden1739 7 месяцев назад +45

      I mean I can't blame you I also fell for it

    • @SRMal8723
      @SRMal8723 7 месяцев назад +2

      considering there are reta... less intellectually equipped people paying hundreds and even thousands for "fashion zip ties", i could absolutely see this kind of things being real.

    • @Hisirandmdm
      @Hisirandmdm 6 месяцев назад +7

      Yep

  • @rodom-kr6xh
    @rodom-kr6xh 7 месяцев назад +4403

    99% fat
    1% wagyu

  • @Rawnblade13
    @Rawnblade13 Год назад +133260

    I know it's April Fools, but given the absurd amount of money people will pay for imported beef, I can see why people would believe it.

    • @JortsKitchen
      @JortsKitchen  Год назад +9379

      It isn’t out of the realm of possibility these days 😂

    • @mrcrispy4738
      @mrcrispy4738 Год назад +204

      ​@Chippedscrub😂😂😂

    • @stevenhetzel6483
      @stevenhetzel6483 Год назад +218

      ​@Tp high-end restaurants be like:

    • @JortsKitchen
      @JortsKitchen  Год назад +365

      @@lengeschandran109 hahaha yeah it’s totally fake. It’s a worthless chunk of fat in the video

    • @mikewoo5488
      @mikewoo5488 Год назад +39

      Lol it looked kinda good after it was cooked

  • @tedwintheslyfox9382
    @tedwintheslyfox9382 3 месяца назад +109

    Malaysia mentioned!!!!! what is a good political party!!! 🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

    • @Cheese-p8x
      @Cheese-p8x Месяц назад +5

      Bro that is usa

    • @FxrisHxkim
      @FxrisHxkim Месяц назад

      @@Cheese-p8xwut

    • @EsahUpai
      @EsahUpai Месяц назад +2

      🇲🇾🇲🇾

    • @AiSH77
      @AiSH77 29 дней назад

      ​@@Cheese-p8x thats the point

    • @jasonyones5103
      @jasonyones5103 20 дней назад +3

      as an Indonesian, proud to be Malaysian 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷

  • @TaxationIsTheft439
    @TaxationIsTheft439 Год назад +12395

    90% fat 10% beef. “This marbling is crazy”

    • @shshsbxhhahas2459
      @shshsbxhhahas2459 Год назад +165

      almost like that's the joke

    • @TaxationIsTheft439
      @TaxationIsTheft439 Год назад +95

      @@shshsbxhhahas2459 gee good observation. Glad you could figure that one out

    • @JPXN23
      @JPXN23 Год назад +39

      Not even close 3% meat 97% fat

    • @Lucian_Balthazar
      @Lucian_Balthazar Год назад +11

      ​@TaxationIsTheft439 *Lol he didn't figure out anything, not on his own like that cuz I'm sure he just simply reat this guy's first pinned comment to then know and realize that this bite sized steak here is nothing but just fat and like only 2% meat lmao 😂 Literally everybody got fooled into believing that this here is a legit $5k steak and which is just of one small bite, cuz nowadays em Wagyu beef meat is thee best ever meat steak that money could buy, highest quality, best marbling ever with absolutely phenomenal taste which they might have thought that this small bite size wagyu meat could've been cooked to perfection by a very professional renowned chef and by the use of all sorts of expensive quality ingredients to finally sum it all up into the plate.. 😂😂 Okay I'm a lil drunk right now writing this comment but hope you understood and got the idea and meaning behind this and what I'm trying to say on this here haha..* 🤣🤣

    • @TaxationIsTheft439
      @TaxationIsTheft439 Год назад +1

      @@Lucian_Balthazar I can tell bud

  • @harmonicben7205
    @harmonicben7205 Год назад +3920

    "That marbling is carzy" got me laughing tbh

    • @israelramirez6336
      @israelramirez6336 Год назад +87

      The beef was the marbling 😂

    • @cburns458
      @cburns458 Год назад +79

      @@israelramirez6336 a nice cut of fat with some beef marbling

    • @mediumChungus69
      @mediumChungus69 Год назад +30

      People be saying that when it's 90% fat so I believed it lmao

    • @skullly
      @skullly Год назад +1

      carzy asff 😫😫

    • @alexdavis6566
      @alexdavis6566 Год назад +1

      It's seriously nothing but fat, i don't get it

  • @Whalieyt
    @Whalieyt 11 месяцев назад +4980

    "so what are you in jail for?"
    "steak"

  • @_Sevant_
    @_Sevant_ 6 дней назад +13

    "Worth every penny."
    Off camera: *Cries with 5000 dollars less in his pockets.*

  • @KHAMEELAARIANAROSEEKHZANIATTAM
    @KHAMEELAARIANAROSEEKHZANIATTAM Год назад +5497

    As a Malaysian I thought "Wait... Nah nah nah this is a scam"

    • @superlight1999
      @superlight1999 Год назад +430

      More than a scam. There's no way our lembu costs that much.

    • @Asprogic
      @Asprogic Год назад +73

      @@superlight1999it was April fools

    • @alexandergreatchai5299
      @alexandergreatchai5299 Год назад +167

      Malaysia not known for wagyu lol, we only buy other people's wagyu.

    • @superlight1999
      @superlight1999 Год назад +80

      @@Asprogic april fool aside, not worth even 100 ringgit

    • @TheKING_BEAST335
      @TheKING_BEAST335 Год назад +18

      @@superlight1999IT WAS APRIL FOOLS

  • @RosieWolf
    @RosieWolf Год назад +10659

    “Worth every penny”
    The sad part is, if this was real, some rich people would actually say that 😂

    • @kass_G59
      @kass_G59 Год назад +91

      They really would 😩💀

    • @XO_XO184
      @XO_XO184 Год назад +46

      ​​@@Jeremylol13-jemyIt literally says "if this was real" :|

    • @mangocookie4790
      @mangocookie4790 Год назад

      ​​@@Jeremylol13-jemyare you dense? Are you?

    • @Saiko-RuRu
      @Saiko-RuRu Год назад

      ​@@Jeremylol13-jemyslow

    • @concordemachspeed24
      @concordemachspeed24 Год назад +13

      @@Jeremylol13-jemy Read before you comment.

  • @pluckybellhop66
    @pluckybellhop66 9 месяцев назад +4893

    1940: 1 piece of candy for 1 cent
    2040: 1 piece of fat for $5000

    • @that1aviationgeek
      @that1aviationgeek 8 месяцев назад +14

      Yeah lol

    • @MRYTZpers
      @MRYTZpers 8 месяцев назад +3

      April

    • @PhoenixA_3
      @PhoenixA_3 8 месяцев назад +17

      1 cent was actually 10 dollars back in 1940 So it would’ve prob been 0.0001 cent

    • @YourOnlyHero
      @YourOnlyHero 8 месяцев назад

      Man overweight people are gonna be loaded

    • @Iwilleaturbabieslad
      @Iwilleaturbabieslad 8 месяцев назад

      @@PhoenixA_3bro what is ur maths

  • @Reyrocks-o8g
    @Reyrocks-o8g 4 месяца назад +142

    Bro called me poor in 5000 languages 💀

  • @gger133
    @gger133 Год назад +4917

    Bro was held at gunpoint to say “worth every penny”
    Edit: wow
    “kids stop fighting its time for supper”

    • @blazingzebra737
      @blazingzebra737 Год назад +52

      bc it cost him only 2

    • @donnajoymariano2842
      @donnajoymariano2842 Год назад +21

      Me personaly i aint paying 5k for that little of a bite💀

    • @ttdanimations1231
      @ttdanimations1231 Год назад +67

      @@donnajoymariano2842 read the pinned comment goofy

    • @Jasmine-ns6nt
      @Jasmine-ns6nt Год назад +6

      @@donnajoymariano2842 especially since it was all fat.

    • @scamster71
      @scamster71 Год назад +3

      @@Jasmine-ns6nt Well, there was a tiny streak of meat in there. lol

  • @CydeIsMine
    @CydeIsMine Год назад +2645

    As a Malaysian you got me excited for a sec 😂

  • @BlackDragonGD937
    @BlackDragonGD937 9 месяцев назад +270

    "United States" ❌
    "United Steaks" ✅

    • @aeropureinhakase855
      @aeropureinhakase855 8 месяцев назад +1

      nah Malaysian steaks

    • @buffaloben15golf88
      @buffaloben15golf88 8 месяцев назад

      Excellent

    • @zylanderr
      @zylanderr 7 месяцев назад +2

      what does this comment even mean

    • @BasicallyNocolor
      @BasicallyNocolor 7 месяцев назад

      @@zylanderr”United States” ❌
      “United Steaks” ✅

    • @JustMamba
      @JustMamba 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@zylanderr op don't know either lol

  • @CorenRobertson-jd5yn
    @CorenRobertson-jd5yn День назад +1

    4 cows? Just use the Minecraft breeding technique.

  • @lotenofficial
    @lotenofficial 10 месяцев назад +893

    This video showed up on my feed on April fools a year later 😂

  • @drixelkiks3184
    @drixelkiks3184 Год назад +765

    Blud called us broke in every way possible ☠️

  • @sanny2413
    @sanny2413 Год назад +1609

    legends said hes still not closing the box

    • @Unnammed._
      @Unnammed._ Год назад +21

      Of course not, he found an unlimited food glitch, every time he almost close is it the food regenerates

    • @censored4christ162
      @censored4christ162 Год назад +1

      This guy got robbed

    • @MiracleMagician
      @MiracleMagician 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@censored4christ162 who?

  • @wildcard04
    @wildcard04 Месяц назад +6

    I bursted out laughing at “that marbling is crazy” as he holds a piece of 95% fat lol 😭

    • @AidenDUHH2
      @AidenDUHH2 Месяц назад

      I bursted out laughing after reading this comment because you thought it was real

  • @IJustKen
    @IJustKen Год назад +5803

    salt bae taking notes💀

  • @Wogsan
    @Wogsan Год назад +131

    Bro said that marbling is crazy💀💀💀

  • @harmacist6623
    @harmacist6623 Год назад +399

    Bro opened that case like he's presenting bars of gold to some Kingpin type villains to strike a deal or some shit

  • @peanut_birdie
    @peanut_birdie День назад +1

    bro I actually thought this was real and I looked it up and realized 😂

  • @polyxverus
    @polyxverus 5 месяцев назад +304

    “that marbling is crazy”
    the marbling in question
    ⬜️❗️⬜️

  • @Abcd-st6kl
    @Abcd-st6kl 8 месяцев назад +561

    Who else is getting this a year later and thinking it was legit for a second

  • @gigabytegallery7305
    @gigabytegallery7305 Год назад +501

    When you spend your university scholarship on Wagyu

    • @BMM8621
      @BMM8621 Год назад +4

      It’s an April fools video 😂

    • @chills_tiny_mom
      @chills_tiny_mom Год назад +2

      @@BMM8621duh but still imagine it’s real 😂

    • @gigabytegallery7305
      @gigabytegallery7305 Год назад +4

      @@BMM8621 I'll tune down my sarcasm a tad bit, so people notice it more easily.

    • @baccupacci
      @baccupacci Год назад +1

      ⁠@@gigabytegallery7305nah you good man, other dude just ain’t… you good bro

    • @Silverco-ze8ln
      @Silverco-ze8ln Год назад

      ​@@gigabytegallery7305not wagyu wogu

  • @EdmundDantes-l1g
    @EdmundDantes-l1g 23 дня назад +4

    Great, I read it's April Fools AFTER I JUST ORDERED 16 POUNDS OF IT FOR $3.7 MILLION !!
    I think I got bamboozled

  • @Bucket_o_sports
    @Bucket_o_sports 6 месяцев назад +410

    “Now just render off the fat”
    “Hey where’d my wagyu go?”

    • @richardmolina4429
      @richardmolina4429 2 месяца назад

      You know that's not wagyu right lol ??? It's a piece of fat from a regular steak lol 😂

    • @forewdaek5069
      @forewdaek5069 Месяц назад

      @@richardmolina4429r/wooosh

  • @Moonstone-bk3pe
    @Moonstone-bk3pe Год назад +5141

    “I think there’s meat on my fat sir.”
    “Oh my bad.”

    • @GreenBouncingCube
      @GreenBouncingCube Год назад +46

      I think there's something on my plate sir.

    • @Hidenidentity
      @Hidenidentity Год назад +4

      😂😂😂😂

    • @punmaster2332
      @punmaster2332 Год назад +13

      I believe there's a plate on my table sir.

    • @GreenBouncingCube
      @GreenBouncingCube Год назад +9

      @@punmaster2332 I think there's something in my room sir!

    • @foot2273
      @foot2273 Год назад +5

      @@GreenBouncingCube I think there’s something in my house sir!

  • @songofseikilos8659
    @songofseikilos8659 6 дней назад +2

    the reason there's only 4 cows like this in the whole world is because they keep dying from heart failure.

  • @nutcracker4202
    @nutcracker4202 6 месяцев назад +4851

    As a malaysian, yes this is true, i have 2 of the 4 cows, one of them is apparently my “sister”

  • @TheNuttyStrongman
    @TheNuttyStrongman Год назад +20180

    As a Malaysian I can confirm that Malaysian A7 Wagyu is indeed ultra rare and highly sought after and is only sold or auctioned off to a select few outside the country and is sold as a single bite serving in cube form. 5grand for that cube was a steal.
    It's a common misconception however that there are only 4 cows in the world. We only choose to sell and make 4 cows available at any one time for selling and exporting while the rest is kept by and for the Royal Family for special events and functions.
    Most people have never even heard of Malaysian Wagyu so it's good to see it gaining some exposure.
    Also Happy April 1st.

    • @JortsKitchen
      @JortsKitchen  Год назад +2446

      Hahaha this is perfect 😂

    • @craftysteve176
      @craftysteve176 Год назад +563

      My irl name is Malaysia I was kinda confused when watching this it scared me lol

    • @mrcrispy4738
      @mrcrispy4738 Год назад +121

      ​@@JortsKitchenthis comment should be pinned 😂😂😂

    • @Imthedussin
      @Imthedussin Год назад +104

      Wow. I really read that whole thing.😂

    • @alan-jh1uo
      @alan-jh1uo Год назад +277

      @@craftysteve176 who names their kid malaysia
      no hate tho, just strange to see someone sharing a name with a country
      its still a pretty cool name

  • @servant691
    @servant691 Год назад +5376

    You had me at "Malaysian Japanese beef"

    • @jamen8818
      @jamen8818 Год назад

      @@Dont_click_this_profile-v8jshut up

    • @sillygoofballz
      @sillygoofballz Год назад +67

      ​@@Dont_click_this_profile-v8j ok i wont

    • @RobTaBier
      @RobTaBier Год назад +58

      😄 Kobe is japanese, but wagyu can be from elsewhere. Australia is a big wagyu provider

    • @servant691
      @servant691 Год назад +33

      @@RobTaBier It's still not Australian wagyu though. It's just meat from Japanese cattle that is in Australia. Nothing makes it Australian other than it's from Australia.
      Same way an American bulldog is not going to be called Australian American bulldog if it's from Australia.

    • @revanth9171
      @revanth9171 Год назад +1

      @Servant your Playlist ☠️

  • @Barguss
    @Barguss 4 месяца назад +22

    Beef with some fat ❌
    Fat with some beef ✅

  • @RobertoFishguy
    @RobertoFishguy 6 месяцев назад +633

    Bruh that bite was like 97% fat and 3% meat 💀

    • @Amin_al_Husseini_1941_picture
      @Amin_al_Husseini_1941_picture 5 месяцев назад +13

      "mmmm medium RARE so good.. its just so juicy and 99% fat, its like I love the texcture of salty boogers, I might as well eat a lard of fat"

    • @MoaiGaming1
      @MoaiGaming1 3 месяца назад +2

      @@Amin_al_Husseini_1941_pictureI’d love to argue with you but you seem to be too busy chewing

    • @_traumatizedOrin_GT
      @_traumatizedOrin_GT 3 месяца назад +4

      Bite of 97%?????

    • @debrawillier4930
      @debrawillier4930 2 месяца назад

      TOO Much FAT🤢!!!

  • @bgcustoms3124
    @bgcustoms3124 Год назад +961

    I'm too cheap to allow myself to believe this isn't an April fools joke

    • @JortsKitchen
      @JortsKitchen  Год назад +53

      It is an April fools joke haha

    • @sethz-1008
      @sethz-1008 Год назад +3

      @@JortsKitchen i fr thought it was real😂

  • @beedyboy1395
    @beedyboy1395 Год назад +66

    bro really said “wahgoo” 💀

    • @FredGame1
      @FredGame1 Год назад

      Its called pronunciation

  • @Danielscuriosity2
    @Danielscuriosity2 Час назад

    Which veterinary services of Malaysia thought of this personnel? I will impose a penal code for making those cows too lazy to live.

  • @Attar-w1b
    @Attar-w1b 11 месяцев назад +4650

    You know it’s worth 5000$ when the box cannot be closed with the steak in it💀

    • @CountryNerd12
      @CountryNerd12 11 месяцев назад +24

      How is this the fifth highest comment lol

    • @thecrazyman1561
      @thecrazyman1561 11 месяцев назад +6

      @@CountryNerd12 7th for me

    • @heyrts
      @heyrts 11 месяцев назад +6

      4th for me

    • @amieldhakal
      @amieldhakal 11 месяцев назад +2

      3rd for me

    • @oalu
      @oalu 11 месяцев назад +1

      2nd for me☠️

  • @ShowRice
    @ShowRice 11 месяцев назад +627

    "This steak is illegal in the United States"
    *Proceeds to film himself eating it*

    • @NexzE
      @NexzE 11 месяцев назад +21

      What If He Doesn't Live in The US?🧐

    • @Rychu-zo1pw
      @Rychu-zo1pw 11 месяцев назад +14

      Its an april fools video. I formally apologize if you used the art of sarcasm.

    • @NexzE
      @NexzE 11 месяцев назад +3

      @Rychu-zo1pw Yea It's An April Fools Vid But Still Not All The in World Live in The US

    • @farzinniksejel1831
      @farzinniksejel1831 10 месяцев назад

      @@NexzEFr

    • @qwerty-nw7rd
      @qwerty-nw7rd 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@NexzEyeah he’s canadian anyway

  • @Erkunden7
    @Erkunden7 Год назад +9618

    "That marbling is crazy" proceeds to show basically a block of fat
    Edit: started a war in the comments, yes I know it's an April fools joke, this comment was sarcasm. (Also thanks for 9.5k likes)

  • @GOODAHCHEESE2
    @GOODAHCHEESE2 4 месяца назад +1

    Fat marble in the meat❌
    Meat marble in the fat✅

  • @ItsRose11837
    @ItsRose11837 Год назад +4075

    “What are you in jail for?”
    “Murder, what about you?”
    “Eating Steak in the U.S…”

    • @merahfira9940
      @merahfira9940 Год назад +12

      Its was a april fools joke you wont go to prison

    • @Julie-cd8ev
      @Julie-cd8ev Год назад +12

      He knows it's just joke

    • @Julie-cd8ev
      @Julie-cd8ev Год назад +3

      ​@@merahfira9940he knows it's just a joke

    • @ElleyqsYeh
      @ElleyqsYeh Год назад +1

      😂

    • @Wuinyt
      @Wuinyt Год назад +2

      @@merahfira9940He knows its a joke have some common sense

  • @limyuxi_yt8624
    @limyuxi_yt8624 Год назад +783

    Bro, I lost it so hard when you said Malaysia.We don't even have wagyu here☠️

    • @a.a.g.7671
      @a.a.g.7671 Год назад +16

      Lol so true 🤣

    • @fransjascet940
      @fransjascet940 Год назад +26

      Because there endangered 😢 I hope these cows don’t become extinct

    • @GeorgeGeranium
      @GeorgeGeranium Год назад +18

      Our cows lives in luxury condo if you don't know. WIKI IT

    • @bboysjb
      @bboysjb Год назад +1

      We got wagyu meat but it imported from Japan

    • @tanhupseong6915
      @tanhupseong6915 Год назад

      yeah ik im malaysian

  • @1msotired_
    @1msotired_ Год назад +478

    “Worth every penny”
    *shits 5000 dollars and flushes it down the toilet*

    • @tamimhasan3084
      @tamimhasan3084 Год назад

      You better eat your sht 5 times for $5000 and make it worth.

    • @fatkidrian
      @fatkidrian Год назад +12

      Its so upsetting until you see the upload date and realise that it's just an April Fools joke

    • @siddharth_kashyap_A
      @siddharth_kashyap_A Год назад

      Fr. Smh

    • @assbeater2326
      @assbeater2326 Год назад +1

      *collects the shit and cooks it again*

  • @Art-v2k
    @Art-v2k Месяц назад +2

    wonder how the vegans feel bout this💀💀

  • @Ethanwongjk
    @Ethanwongjk Год назад +3498

    im Malaysian, in malaysia we use that to oil the pan.

  • @thenhcube5871
    @thenhcube5871 Год назад +550

    The fact how he put the meat in a random box that has nothing to do with meat just made the video funnier.

    • @quantumsniper9433
      @quantumsniper9433 Год назад +6

      The box literally says "Fine quality wine glass" in chinese lmaoo

    • @UGYT61
      @UGYT61 Год назад +1

      Frfr

  • @JoseSmash212
    @JoseSmash212 Год назад +1267

    This man single handedly sent everyone to Google in unison 😂😂😂

  • @ananyasharma2201
    @ananyasharma2201 4 месяца назад +1

    There are four cows in the world and humans chose to eat them.

  • @ashura6626
    @ashura6626 10 месяцев назад +11

    Only four cows in the whole world and even don't save them 😂😂

  • @StarField369
    @StarField369 Год назад +1692

    i didn’t even question it because of how ridiculous beef can get

    • @LOLLYPOPPE
      @LOLLYPOPPE Год назад +1

      It doesn’t get ridiculous at all if you ask me.

    • @james10739
      @james10739 Год назад

      And this is exactly how these people are

  • @justinallen500
    @justinallen500 Год назад +54

    Bro was really holding back tears when he said “Worth every penny.”

    • @DiegoXRA
      @DiegoXRA Год назад

      It's a April fools joke

    • @kendallbenson2757
      @kendallbenson2757 Год назад +1

      ​@@DiegoXRA r/whooosh

    • @JoshZnh
      @JoshZnh Год назад +1

      ​@@kendallbenson2757 Nah i don't think the commenter knows it's an April Fools.

    • @mangocookie4790
      @mangocookie4790 Год назад

      ​​@@kendallbenson2757 bro I dont think the original comment knows

    • @justinallen500
      @justinallen500 Год назад

      I know it’s an April fools joke guys. I was pretending I didn’t know, as the joke. I know.

  • @HendrixPhan
    @HendrixPhan 26 дней назад +2

    Meat: 5%
    Fat: 95%

  • @Pushnam1
    @Pushnam1 Год назад +6141

    As a Malaysian, I caught the bs early on 💀 We don't even get our beef local

    • @VixeyTeh
      @VixeyTeh Год назад +187

      Well, that just makes the "only four cows in the world" lie more believable... we don't have cows in Malaysia! 🤣

    • @whoareme3297
      @whoareme3297 Год назад +14

      Hawau

    • @UndervoidCh
      @UndervoidCh Год назад +31

      ​@@VixeyTehwe do but its quite expensive

    • @manafaziz9755
      @manafaziz9755 Год назад +1

      Bro same

    • @MNGLD-do2kc
      @MNGLD-do2kc Год назад +1

      LOL

  • @Jakemp3-w9u
    @Jakemp3-w9u 5 месяцев назад +659

    I'm Chinese so I read the text carefully and I did not get fooled
    The box says "deluxe wine cup"

    • @Umidklol015
      @Umidklol015 3 месяца назад +11

      lol so this is why I need Duolingo 😅

    • @casspergreatsongbong2340
      @casspergreatsongbong2340 2 месяца назад +3

      bro it's from Malaysia

    • @noranizaazmi6523
      @noranizaazmi6523 2 месяца назад

      @@casspergreatsongbong2340 look at the box dummy, there’s some chinese on there

    • @Irgendjemand01928
      @Irgendjemand01928 2 месяца назад +16

      @@casspergreatsongbong2340Bro still thinks its real😂😂😂😂

    • @kobeanimatesyt999
      @kobeanimatesyt999 Месяц назад

      After a year 😭

  • @DanielMunoz-ni7zz
    @DanielMunoz-ni7zz Год назад +31

    This steak is what’s in the briefcase in Pulp Fiction

    • @aj200415
      @aj200415 Год назад

      Best comment ever, we’ll done sir.

  • @J26-David
    @J26-David 2 месяца назад +2

    I FUCKING THOUGHT IT WAS REAL FOR LIKE 1 ENTIRE YEAR UNTIL I OPENED THE COMMENTS…

  • @Feo722
    @Feo722 9 месяцев назад +315

    Bro “Malaysian A7 Wagyu”… 😂😂

  • @samuelyeokaikiat4130
    @samuelyeokaikiat4130 Год назад +1528

    "Watchu in for?"
    *"Steak."*

  • @acrazytheory5431
    @acrazytheory5431 11 месяцев назад +1033

    “There is only four of them left what should we do”
    “cook em”
    1k likes ? You guys seem to like these jokes quite a bit. I mean can make more content like this if you want. All I will need is bit of support. I mean my channel does have video on gta vc you can see that if you want. leaving the rest up to you 😁

  • @duartecarvalho9883
    @duartecarvalho9883 4 месяца назад +1

    You just ate a cheap copy of the portuguese popcorn. The "TORRESMO"🤤

  • @pranavrajesh6217
    @pranavrajesh6217 Год назад +509

    Expensive restaurants be like:

    • @wuphatlizar2541
      @wuphatlizar2541 Год назад +8

      Street food gives you a whole buffet for like 1 cent 💀💀

    • @winningsmile844
      @winningsmile844 Год назад

      ​@@wuphatlizar2541 ikr.

    • @arandomzoomer4837
      @arandomzoomer4837 Год назад

      @@wuphatlizar2541 that’s how you know it’s good anyways. That 1$ Vietnamese soup finna be nectar of the gods

    • @pranavrajesh6217
      @pranavrajesh6217 Год назад

      @@arandomzoomer4837 and this stuff be tasting like ass

  • @quaxmainiaclips
    @quaxmainiaclips 9 месяцев назад +8

    “This steak is illegal in the United Steaks”
    🇺🇸 🥩 🍔 🦅

  • @cyrilleyong9615
    @cyrilleyong9615 Год назад +842

    As a Malaysian I thought "Wait. We have Wagyu?"

  • @tanujabhargava2174
    @tanujabhargava2174 2 месяца назад +1

    Tons of cruelty, cutting even 4 special cows just for eating. So sad😢😢😢

  • @CharlieManning-g5h
    @CharlieManning-g5h Год назад +268

    Bro threw a dart at a globe, picked out a random paper size and called it a day in the naming department

    • @rollind6342
      @rollind6342 Год назад +2

      A7 is a grade of Wagyu I think in Australia

    • @somker-zw1mg
      @somker-zw1mg Год назад

      @@rollind6342wagyu is from japan

    • @rollind6342
      @rollind6342 Год назад

      @@somker-zw1mg are you dumb wagyu is also in australia and america but it is different in both of those countries. Educate yourself and also japanese wagyu only goes up to A5 so A7 is australia maybe idk

    • @Lxtus_
      @Lxtus_ Год назад +10

      @@somker-zw1mg Correction: The "Wagyu from Japan" you're likely to refer to is Kobe beef, a Wagyu-type cow bred and raised in the area of Kobe, Japan.
      Oftentimes, when we talk about Wagyu, but not Kobe, it can either be Australian, Japanese or any other offspring of Wagyu cattle. However, if there is an emphasis on Kobe, it is likely the Japanese breed.

    • @somker-zw1mg
      @somker-zw1mg Год назад

      @@Lxtus_ ok thanks

  • @snwy347
    @snwy347 Год назад +2392

    I’m glad he was joking I thought bro really got sold a cube of fat for 5k😂💀

    • @safarii_
      @safarii_ Год назад +3

      ikr (1k likes and no comment? let me change that 😊)

    • @Erestory1
      @Erestory1 Год назад +1

      I'm glad he was joking I thought bro really glt sold a cube of fat for 5k□□
      Victoria Weathers, gone missing born on 1985-2017. Will they ever find her body? Find out today!
      👇👇👇👇👇

    • @charlottelouisegamst8539
      @charlottelouisegamst8539 Год назад

      ​@@safarii_ 😢😢😢😢😅😊😊😊😊😊😊😊❤❤❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉

    • @legitbennn2266
      @legitbennn2266 Год назад

      Facts

    • @AverageLowElo69
      @AverageLowElo69 Год назад +4

      @@Erestory1wtf

  • @obinnaonah5672
    @obinnaonah5672 Год назад +408

    “Yo there’s beef in my fat!”

  • @friendlyclaymore942
    @friendlyclaymore942 4 месяца назад +1

    American : 🤯🤯🤯
    Chinese and Taiwanese : 🤨🤨🥱

  • @poker4501
    @poker4501 Год назад +3159

    U lost me when u said Malaysia , we dun do gud steak here😂

    • @fathimamardiah5124
      @fathimamardiah5124 Год назад +150

      I help my family cut meat for Adil adha every year, never in my life saw a meat that juicy☠️☠️☠️

    • @dinosaul
      @dinosaul Год назад +43

      aint nun of the southeast asian countries have good beef lmao (coming from one who livws there)

    • @kenzoxenso
      @kenzoxenso Год назад +24

      true though, we never know we had that kind of meat here 😂

    • @HabibiCat200bc
      @HabibiCat200bc Год назад +3

      Yeah

    • @dchegu
      @dchegu Год назад +8

      Tho we do have cows living in upscale condos.

  • @NarxLord
    @NarxLord Год назад +3124

    As a Malaysian, I can relate that it's worth RM5,000.

  • @HlghTierGod
    @HlghTierGod 11 месяцев назад +415

    my dumbass who doesn't know shit about cooking thought the video was real 💀

    • @Nickgam_er
      @Nickgam_er 11 месяцев назад +10

      I know about steaks and I watched this after April fools so I got tricked too💀

    • @Professor15-15
      @Professor15-15 11 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@Nickgam_er Even i from malaysia thought it real😂

    • @Rose_aroz
      @Rose_aroz 11 месяцев назад +1

      Nah cuz same lol​@@Professor15-15

    • @infinitestrikeblader
      @infinitestrikeblader 10 месяцев назад +2

      Bruhhhh I got this reccomend today meaning 1 April

    • @howdyhiho
      @howdyhiho 9 месяцев назад

      He made that searing in the pan look so good. I totally believed it when I first watched the clip lol. Just goes to show that with some good video, editing and production you can easily trick people.

  • @LightningMcQueen-w8q
    @LightningMcQueen-w8q 25 дней назад +1

    Lightning McQueen 🥶

  • @BriseisMusic
    @BriseisMusic Год назад +2418

    Me believing that you're rich and crazy enough to buy this. 5 minutes later, me trying to find out what day you posted this 🧐

    • @JortsKitchen
      @JortsKitchen  Год назад +127

      Hahaha got me!

    • @ap-pl
      @ap-pl Год назад +3

      @@JortsKitchen mugaha

    • @tamimhasan3084
      @tamimhasan3084 Год назад

      You better eat your sht 5 times for $5000 and make it worth.

    • @oslomapping
      @oslomapping Год назад +3

      1.6 k likes and 2 comments

    • @BriseisMusic
      @BriseisMusic Год назад +1

      @@oslomapping 🤯

  • @True_Hero64
    @True_Hero64 Год назад +219

    Imagine being one of 4 cows in the world and the farmer comes up to you like: "hey can i get a tiny cube out of you?"

    • @wuphatlizar2541
      @wuphatlizar2541 Год назад

      that doesnt make sense

    • @True_Hero64
      @True_Hero64 Год назад +1

      ​@@wuphatlizar2541 sorry, it got drowned in the comments before I could fix my mistake 😅

    • @wuphatlizar2541
      @wuphatlizar2541 Год назад +1

      @@True_Hero64 oh

    • @ThatRandomGuy169
      @ThatRandomGuy169 Год назад +3

      Bro it's a n April fools joke😂

    • @BC_ZYXEL
      @BC_ZYXEL Год назад

      @@ThatRandomGuy169 ur blind

  • @lava4732
    @lava4732 Год назад +428

    “That marbling is crazy"
    Proceeds to show a cube of fat

    • @infinite_xiao5483
      @infinite_xiao5483 Год назад

      Wagyu is fatty steak

    • @Swiftsimian
      @Swiftsimian Год назад

      its not wagyu@@infinite_xiao5483

    • @abhinavram7920
      @abhinavram7920 Год назад +1

      ​@@infinite_xiao5483yeah ik, but this happened to be "steaky fat" 😂

  • @mohsindawood296
    @mohsindawood296 26 дней назад +1

    That marbling is crazy

  • @Ragyy487
    @Ragyy487 Год назад +68

    Malaysian: TARIK BALIK!!! (WITHDRAW YOUR WORDS!!)

  • @yousuffakhruddin327
    @yousuffakhruddin327 Год назад +1368

    This guy really made me search Malaysian a7 wagyu to see if others tried it just to realize it was April first

    • @KyriToe
      @KyriToe Год назад +21

      I thought A5 was the highest then thought always one madlad one up the system

    • @shailsri100
      @shailsri100 Год назад +2

      Me too

  • @Michiyo8581
    @Michiyo8581 Год назад +833

    You definitely got me. 😂 I was so confused because it was mostly just a cube of fat.

    • @Tangocube
      @Tangocube Год назад +4

      I was thinking this was real for 2 months

    • @Thrashmetalman
      @Thrashmetalman Год назад +1

      @@Tangocube same and just read the comments and went oh yeah that makes more sense lol

  • @G0kuBac0nn
    @G0kuBac0nn Месяц назад +1

    no wonder my mom literally has 1000 of these laying in the freezer

  • @giddieb
    @giddieb Год назад +531

    Don’t let this distract you from the fact that Mr Krabs sold SpongeBobs soul for 62 cents.

    • @_leo99
      @_leo99 Год назад +17

      did you know penguins have knees??? crazy am I right

    • @donttreadonme123
      @donttreadonme123 Год назад +8

      @@_leo99they have to squat their entire life

    • @_leo99
      @_leo99 Год назад +9

      @@donttreadonme123 some people cant even crouch for a minute 🤦‍♂

    • @FlamengoConFotoDeBayern
      @FlamengoConFotoDeBayern Год назад +1

      💀

    • @FlamengoConFotoDeBayern
      @FlamengoConFotoDeBayern Год назад

      ​@@_leo99that's very crazy thank you for sharing this fact with us Mr leo i deeply appreciate it

  • @3liWard
    @3liWard Год назад +155

    “Oh- shit I overcooked it”

  • @limavlog121
    @limavlog121 Год назад +422

    “Fancy restaurant be like”

  • @justinsander7654
    @justinsander7654 Месяц назад +19

    The amount of people who legitimately think this could have been real shows how truly stupid the world of opulence has become.
    Its not that a 5k per bite steak is real or not, its that we rightfully believe that somewhere there is some one rich and stupid enough to pay that.

    • @moonsigil
      @moonsigil 28 дней назад +1

      it's so depressing

    • @TheReaIGamerOG
      @TheReaIGamerOG 23 дня назад

      It is though your blind if you think rich people wouldn’t pay for something like this 😂

  • @imsid56123
    @imsid56123 Год назад +93

    Lil bro said “Worth every penny.”

  • @nakamotolikesyou
    @nakamotolikesyou Год назад +55

    I was about to get angry in disbelief. Well played!

  • @HK-xn3ob
    @HK-xn3ob Год назад +2137

    Honestly I didn’t even question it 😂 considering what that moustachioed salt man charges for D-tier steaks

    • @Rastaman1258
      @Rastaman1258 Год назад +9

      😂😂😂

    • @fahad3125
      @fahad3125 Год назад +14

      “moustachioed slat man charges for D-tier steaks”
      LMAOOOOOOOOO

    • @The_Honourable_Bourgeouis
      @The_Honourable_Bourgeouis Год назад +1

      What mustachioed man are you referring to?
      "PREPARES TO BLAST ERIKA AT 999% VOLUME"

  • @mantis4005
    @mantis4005 3 месяца назад +2

    Apparently if you Google it, it actually says that there are only 4 A7 cows left in the world lol

  • @breakfastatepiphanies
    @breakfastatepiphanies Год назад +372

    When the algorithm sticks random April fools videos into your swipes days after April fools and for a minute you're like WTF before you look at the comments and realize it was a stupid April fools video

  • @angelsalts
    @angelsalts Год назад +1299

    I'm so fried rn If I hadn't looked at the comment section I would've left this video completely believing it and proceeding to tell all my friends about it 😭😭

  • @jeffeyL
    @jeffeyL Год назад +1058

    Nice u almost gaslight me to think that Malaysia has a7 wagyu beef and I'm Malaysian 😂

  • @Budgetboy_117
    @Budgetboy_117 4 месяца назад +2

    My dumb ahh who tried searching this on google💀