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  • Опубликовано: 5 ноя 2014
  • After years of purposely stopping myself, I recently got back into gaming.. These are the of the most annoying gamers on the internet (MAGOTI).
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Комментарии • 40 тыс.

  • @willrockelite69
    @willrockelite69 8 лет назад +4560

    My gaming life
    1: Stage 1
    2: stage 6

  • @Ibe72891
    @Ibe72891 9 лет назад +911

    i dont rage quit i tactically evacuate the game

    • @AlephNull420
      @AlephNull420 9 лет назад +6

      THIS!

    • @someweeb3650
      @someweeb3650 9 лет назад +17

      i dont ragequit but when i do i tactically evacuate... screaming

    • @DK69.
      @DK69. 9 лет назад +28

      Yes, just like i don't camp, I tactically lock down an area :P

    • @someweeb3650
      @someweeb3650 9 лет назад +1

      -

    • @someweeb3650
      @someweeb3650 9 лет назад

      -

  • @swilson-738
    @swilson-738 4 года назад +542

    Your videos are addictive even when you posted them nearly 7 years ago lol

  • @salmarix7
    @salmarix7 3 года назад +777

    The "bossy guy" is the Best teamate I could Ever ask for. Shot calling is rly important. I... I promise im not a nerd

    • @jmdagoon
      @jmdagoon 3 года назад +23

      I can't tell if this is a joke

    • @kainpendlebury7007
      @kainpendlebury7007 3 года назад +112

      There's a difference between being a shot caller/leader and being bossy though.

    • @salmarix7
      @salmarix7 3 года назад +39

      Where it goes wrong usually is when the "bossy guy" doesnt rly know what hes talking about/whats Best for everyone to do from everyone's perspective

    • @Kendricklamarglazer17
      @Kendricklamarglazer17 3 года назад +31

      The bossy guy is always a dick
      Shot callers are nice

    • @iceproductions3474
      @iceproductions3474 3 года назад +7

      @@jmdagoon its not. Shot callers/igl’s are important

  • @theredmysterybox3571
    @theredmysterybox3571 4 года назад +5917

    higa called out simps 4 years before the meme

    • @shoto1338
      @shoto1338 4 года назад +197

      Yea he is a living time machine or probably made soo many theories that few of them inevitably came true
      Wait he is a living time machine, that makes more sense

    • @notpinhead3514
      @notpinhead3514 4 года назад +70

      You people clearly have never played an online game lmao

    • @UnSleepLMAO
      @UnSleepLMAO 4 года назад +3

      Remarkable....

    • @aranyak1881
      @aranyak1881 4 года назад +54

      People couldn't be simps before the word was invented?

    • @kennethlu5435
      @kennethlu5435 4 года назад +21

      Calvin and Hobbes called out simps back in 1991

  • @jacketry833
    @jacketry833 7 лет назад +3795

    At the end I expected the "TEEHEE" part to be
    "Teehee- ...or 'shee.'"
    *gender equality*

  • @mynameisjeff8301
    @mynameisjeff8301 4 года назад +209

    3:01 sean actually found that funny. he smiled at the end.

  • @aciipen
    @aciipen 4 года назад +377

    Gonna be honest I used to be a unfortunately a “excuses guy” and it’s sad

    • @yeon_ster
      @yeon_ster 3 года назад +17

      Ay at least you can say you used to be

    • @scoobsshrooms109
      @scoobsshrooms109 3 года назад +4

      P op some of them were good excuses like the drunk, bad team, and lag. Not excusable every time but sometimes

    • @squidwardtentacles7055
      @squidwardtentacles7055 3 года назад +13

      @@scoobsshrooms109 I mean, if your squad knows you got shit wifi they should accept the lag excuse all the time.

    • @yeb3050
      @yeb3050 3 года назад +3

      Still am and i feel no shame cause i on average have 10 frames and 600 ping

    • @ironkight3648
      @ironkight3648 3 года назад

      Same

  • @tylermackie8722
    @tylermackie8722 7 лет назад +368

    He went on a killing spree at the end and imagine how many score streaks he probably got

  • @ManDillaKilla
    @ManDillaKilla 9 лет назад +1055

    You know how people think gaming is a waste of time, but is it really wasting time if you enjoy it??

    • @ManDillaKilla
      @ManDillaKilla 9 лет назад +10

      ***** same

    • @SuperMarioGuy12345
      @SuperMarioGuy12345 9 лет назад +20

      ManDillaKilla Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech! Sir, you I must hear more from you. The rest of the world requires your speech!

    • @MrJypsye
      @MrJypsye 9 лет назад +28

      wow thats exactly what i said a couple days ago, and also, people dont really spare time to think about how gaming is essentially the same thing as watching tv or being on the computer but instead your controlling what you watch.

    • @ManDillaKilla
      @ManDillaKilla 9 лет назад +10

      Marion TheEightBitPlayer Fabian Don't get too excited im not Gandhi

    • @ManDillaKilla
      @ManDillaKilla 9 лет назад +3

      ***** People think that TV and being on the computer is a waste of time as well, and going out with friend is something productive. I could say to those people your wasting your time cuz what do you gain from being with friends. But when I think about it just sitting there and controlling whats happening on a screen I wasting my time, but it's fun for me so I don't feel like I'm wasting my time.
      IM SO CONFUSED!!!!!!!!

  • @mikkunmikkichi3762
    @mikkunmikkichi3762 3 года назад +221

    nigahiga's videos aged so well... pretty good rewatching them over the years

  • @waldes9140
    @waldes9140 3 года назад +287

    Ryan you forgot to add
    stage 7: transendance
    Somebody who's achieved stage 7 is the chillest person to ever have existed. They're able to adjust to their team's play style whenever it's needed

    • @hobovan.
      @hobovan. 3 года назад +26

      That’s what I’m on lol, it either happens when you get so good at the game that it’s just almost back to stage 1, or you’re so bad that you just legitimately don’t care anymore and do things for kicks.

    • @m.ibrahimadnan7922
      @m.ibrahimadnan7922 2 года назад +2

      Or the smurf

    • @ivymuncher
      @ivymuncher Год назад

      You fucking ascend when you have the right music on too

  • @lahariv.6838
    @lahariv.6838 8 лет назад +242

    I like how the girl at the end doesn't even give a crap that her teammate is dead and was just casually talking to Ryan

  • @DavidParody
    @DavidParody 9 лет назад +2428

    The amount of teabagging I've done in my lifetime is unhealthy..

    • @DavidParody
      @DavidParody 9 лет назад +59

      your mom would know

    • @abubachim
      @abubachim 9 лет назад +7

      just subscribed to your channel!!!

    • @andydoan6272
      @andydoan6272 9 лет назад +3

      Same here

    • @MimiS6000
      @MimiS6000 9 лет назад +4

      I'm a parodian!!

    • @pritc6316
      @pritc6316 9 лет назад +1

      which one do u hate the most david?

  • @Sparrow420
    @Sparrow420 4 года назад +35

    3:50 you-ese
    That is fucking genius dude, laughed my hearth out. lol

    • @0ijrc
      @0ijrc 2 года назад

      what does that mean?

    • @Sparrow420
      @Sparrow420 2 года назад +2

      @@0ijrc "ese" is spanish word for a friend, like "buddy" "homie" "bro" and etc.

  • @joobin814
    @joobin814 4 года назад +86

    2:58 we see Sean smiling when he's supposed to be frustrated

  • @samsonzhu5298
    @samsonzhu5298 7 лет назад +2546

    I hate whenever someone wins, Thats the only time they say "gg."

    • @monsterlordgames1925
      @monsterlordgames1925 7 лет назад +165

      Samson Zhu I used to say gg when I lost, then they would tell me to get good.

    • @luisarista2870
      @luisarista2870 7 лет назад +4

      Samson Zhu afk

    • @projstax2611
      @projstax2611 7 лет назад +10

      MonsterLord Games same fortunately I don't care what they say regardless

    • @hi91940
      @hi91940 7 лет назад +62

      I just say gg whenever, otherwise I feel bad....

    • @razelanquartzsaver6419
      @razelanquartzsaver6419 7 лет назад +50

      i used to say gg everytime but people thought it's sarcasm

  • @bapples1233
    @bapples1233 4 года назад +783

    "Your mom is the best" that killed me

  • @intz3176
    @intz3176 3 года назад +27

    When he yelled “THE BEST OF US😡” my fucking ice tea went out my nose and that never happened before😭lmaooo i hate my self

  • @beepboop7748
    @beepboop7748 4 года назад +44

    I think my brother is almost every type of gamer you just described.

  • @toxicpig046
    @toxicpig046 7 лет назад +278

    I'm stage 7
    You lose and smash any thing in sight
    So many controllers smashed

    • @maple4439
      @maple4439 7 лет назад +4

      Toxicpig 04 FIFA is controller enemy number one

    • @11batistabomb
      @11batistabomb 7 лет назад

      FIFA?😂

    • @billx0989
      @billx0989 7 лет назад +5

      Toxicpig 04 I am on stage 47 where you can perform a Kamehameha

    • @plumjoys
      @plumjoys 7 лет назад

      Like like, that one kid that keeps swearing in Russian languange and breaking his keyboard? Yeah i know.

    • @LuCa8_
      @LuCa8_ 7 лет назад

      Toxicpig 04 WOW 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @sjskong
    @sjskong 5 лет назад +579

    3:01 alright I saw Sean smile...

    • @brenyatta
      @brenyatta 5 лет назад +30

      I’m sure you’d smile too, if you heard Greg laugh like that

    • @Louie_S.
      @Louie_S. 4 года назад +15

      You know what you are?
      a nOoB CALLER!!

    • @bendaniels3944
      @bendaniels3944 4 года назад +2

      Yeah but your mom

    • @luisjesusbarajas4397
      @luisjesusbarajas4397 4 года назад +1

      @@brenyatta exactly

    • @Meruvas
      @Meruvas 4 года назад

      Noob

  • @tousifkhandokergaming1756
    @tousifkhandokergaming1756 3 года назад +25

    I’m on stage 7 when my k/d ratio is worse.

    • @foopx
      @foopx 3 года назад

      Same

  • @CarlosSanchez-we3zq
    @CarlosSanchez-we3zq 3 года назад +67

    2:14 how you have to act in 2020 to not get canceled

  • @goldfished
    @goldfished 7 лет назад +7576

    3 Things Happened Today:
    1. My friend said she hated Ryan Higa.
    2. The same friend got hit by a bus.
    3. I lost my bus license.

    • @chautunguyen5351
      @chautunguyen5351 7 лет назад +76

      EzzyIsSuper 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌🖒🖒🖒🖒🖒🖒🖒🖒🖒🖒👌👌👌👌👌🖒🖒🖒🖒👌🖒👌🖒👌🖒👌🖒👌🖒👌🖒👌🖒👌🖒👌🖒🖒👌🖒👌🖒👌🖒👌🖒🖒👌🖒👌🖒👌🖒👌👌🖒👌🖒🖒👌🖒🖒👌🖒👌🖒👌🖒👌🖒👌🖒👌🖒👌🖒🖒👌🖒👌🖒👌🖒👌🖒🖒🖒🖒👌👌👌👌👌👌🖒🖒🖒🖒🖒🖒🖒👌🖒🖒👌🖒👌🖒👌🖒👌🖒👌🖒👌🖒🖒👌🖒🖒🖒👌🖒🖒👌🖒👌🖒👌🖒🖒👌👌🖒👌👌👌👌👌🖒🖒🖒🖒👌🖒🖒👌🖒👌🖒🖒👌🖒👌🖒👌🖒👌🖒👌🖒🖒👌🖒👌🖒👌🖒🖒👌👌👌👌🖒🖒👌🖒🖒🖒🖒🖒🖒🖒👌👌👌👌

    • @whatupitsjesterjake
      @whatupitsjesterjake 7 лет назад +110

      EzzyIsSuper lol
      Ryan Higa >life

    • @coldshower4369
      @coldshower4369 7 лет назад +16

      EzzyIsSuper things happened this morning: get on my tablet and waste my time here XDDDDDDD

    • @coldshower4369
      @coldshower4369 7 лет назад +9

      Jacob Mathew so truuuueeeeee

    • @caileewittkingsley232
      @caileewittkingsley232 7 лет назад +3

      EzzyIsSuper haha

  • @dannyburke1090
    @dannyburke1090 4 года назад +709

    Back then: The desperate guy
    Nowadays: The hard simpin guy

    • @som-ingideos942
      @som-ingideos942 3 года назад +7

      Fun Fact: The word simp was invented in 1947 it meant dull and boring person

    • @_-LL-_
      @_-LL-_ 3 года назад +3

      @@som-ingideos942 I just googled it.
      Simp came from simpleton meaning dumb but it lost its meaning. It just kinda appeared.
      What’s your source?

    • @zachtojo4343
      @zachtojo4343 3 года назад +9

      @@_-LL-_ *the google*

    • @zachtojo4343
      @zachtojo4343 3 года назад +2

      @@som-ingideos942 I had my own theory that it came from the Spanish word “simpatico” which is nice in English, as in a nice guy

    • @omato2288
      @omato2288 3 года назад +1

      Simp is being misused soooooo much now.

  • @kareemkassmy903
    @kareemkassmy903 6 месяцев назад +16

    Who’s here 10 years later rewatching

    • @uiuzxd
      @uiuzxd 3 месяца назад

      me

  • @vanillafoodie
    @vanillafoodie Год назад +11

    It's funny how relevant this still is now especially Ryan also plays Valorant too xD Nothing much has changed and he pretty much covered every single one

  • @schenzur
    @schenzur 8 лет назад +201

    He forgot the stage 7 "I'm bored of this game" and u delete that game and start the stages again with other one.

  • @luca_duke
    @luca_duke 7 лет назад +668

    my brother is 50% excuses guy and 50% ragequitter

    • @miamimamba
      @miamimamba 7 лет назад +6

      Lucaduke and you're 100% annoying!

    • @NachoXOfficial
      @NachoXOfficial 7 лет назад +13

      how is he annoying...?

    • @fabulousnarwhal5892
      @fabulousnarwhal5892 7 лет назад +1

      Lucaduke That's pretty much the worst gamer ever for me 😭

    • @jacksmith8689
      @jacksmith8689 7 лет назад

      Kill Eater i actually hate lag because my internet sucks so my ping fluctuates once in a competitive csgo game i started with like 70 ping and it went up to 500+ and the game was unplayable

    • @jessjard7826
      @jessjard7826 7 лет назад +1

      Lucaduke my excuse is that I'm bad/noob

  • @prayashsijariya2511
    @prayashsijariya2511 3 года назад +12

    Ryan is such a good writer,
    He should write films/TV series

  • @zennvibes3837
    @zennvibes3837 3 года назад +6

    Time has brought us together once again. I was 12 when i first watched this. This feels nice.

  • @randomjenn5004
    @randomjenn5004 8 лет назад +1279

    3:01 who else saw sean smile? XD

  • @Joe-qm9cp
    @Joe-qm9cp 5 лет назад +1414

    2:23
    We did it boys, sexism is no more

    • @sarthakjain6979
      @sarthakjain6979 5 лет назад +6

      All hail holy the holy master cat of the land

    • @rhinoman4975
      @rhinoman4975 5 лет назад +8

      Or girl

    • @sameboyaykan8117
      @sameboyaykan8117 5 лет назад +25

      @Silvia Bacarodon't be that guy
      or girl

    • @a.t7427
      @a.t7427 5 лет назад +8

      Then y did u say “we did it -boys-“

    • @Joe-qm9cp
      @Joe-qm9cp 5 лет назад +4

      @@a.t7427 it a frickin meme you uneducated rock

  • @GRREZ
    @GRREZ Год назад +11

    the nigahiga era was so good

  • @leroyjenkins2648
    @leroyjenkins2648 Год назад +8

    Learned how to act on cod at 12 years old based on this video. The afk and mic dj are menaces

  • @arielperez6503
    @arielperez6503 9 лет назад +404

    And those little 9 year olds who say "my friend is gonna hack ur account"
    Man I always get a good laugh from them xD

    • @jathanvu
      @jathanvu 9 лет назад

      haha i can relate

    • @MangoAnimates
      @MangoAnimates 9 лет назад +1

      I'm nine.

    • @NFincNetherbow
      @NFincNetherbow 9 лет назад +9

      I have a nine year-old friend who actually knows how to hack, mod, ect.
      Though I do find it funny when he threatens someone.

    • @tedilineup4812
      @tedilineup4812 9 лет назад

      Haha... Agreed

    • @Shadow19remix
      @Shadow19remix 9 лет назад +1

      NetherBow
      Mhmkay.

  • @Goabnb94
    @Goabnb94 9 лет назад +154

    You missed the two worst ones:
    1) Campers (specifically spawn campers)
    2) Those who think they are great and like to brag, even though their team did the work and they did nothing.

    • @lucianwong420
      @lucianwong420 9 лет назад +1

      Number 2 is so, so true.

    • @efu7547
      @efu7547 9 лет назад +2

      Forgot if he said this, but it's especially annoying when the number 2) you mentioned fucking KSs ALL MY FUCKING KILLS AND THEN CALLS ME A USELESS SHIT AND---
      okay I'll calm down.

    • @CarloLeonKolega
      @CarloLeonKolega 9 лет назад +1

      I don't mind campers. But I agree with the second point.

    • @TrashyxD
      @TrashyxD 9 лет назад +1

      Type 2) people be like "soooo easy"

    • @crivix6515
      @crivix6515 9 лет назад

      The people that say they don't mind the #1 probably do it lmao

  • @stuffzie8329
    @stuffzie8329 3 года назад +9

    In war thunder, I can imagine the starter boi's most annoying person: The seal clubber, AKA the guy that uses the F4U-1

  • @nordic7453
    @nordic7453 4 года назад +9

    for me, there is a seventh state:
    I give up on trying to be the best and start to just have fun and shittalk and stuff

  • @jassingh7086
    @jassingh7086 4 года назад +1877

    You forgot
    -The dude without a mic
    -The dude that can’t throw grenades
    -The dude that wont stop knifing you in the beginning of the game
    Or dudet
    The mic part is annoying because if I want to communicate in a game like CSGO, I'd have to stop moving, open the chat, type, and send. It just takes too long and someone would come around the corner and kill me

    • @702d02
      @702d02 4 года назад +43

      I don't have a mic but dang dude I didn't know it was annoying

    • @finn4531
      @finn4531 4 года назад +38

      If people without mics are annoying about 50% of pc and 90% of console players are annoying

    • @jassingh7086
      @jassingh7086 4 года назад +9

      Finnegan Sutka its annoying when you cant communicate with them properly. Its kind of important for games like csgo

    • @citavalo
      @citavalo 4 года назад +15

      Jas Singh I don’t want to hear a 10 year old screaming into the mic, I rather have their asses quiet.

    • @linkpink9523
      @linkpink9523 4 года назад +3

      Gender equality

  • @MG-ts1xs
    @MG-ts1xs 4 года назад +716

    2:59 sean started laughing lmao

  • @mb0i321123
    @mb0i321123 Год назад +5

    Please come back, gaming is so bad now everything is ruined.

  • @kajin1210
    @kajin1210 4 года назад +2

    I've answered so many gaming questions and know the language of gaming but the one unanswered question that keeps bumping my head is " what does afk stand for " and this legend here finally answered my prayers

  • @pulsediarch1866
    @pulsediarch1866 5 лет назад +662

    4:36 he created the tik tok hype

  • @alacriityy
    @alacriityy 5 лет назад +1700

    “It happens to the best of us.”
    “Your mom’s the best.” 😂

    • @ghostroblox2137
      @ghostroblox2137 5 лет назад +7

      That wasnt a roast

    • @reman195
      @reman195 5 лет назад +8

      At least I have a mom edit:(jk)

    • @NoChillPhil5
      @NoChillPhil5 5 лет назад +24

      Your Dad is too! Remember Gender Equality!

    • @danhmai6763
      @danhmai6763 5 лет назад +7

      That jokes suck like your mom

    • @hendrikpat
      @hendrikpat 5 лет назад +5

      YOUR MOM WASN'T A ROAST!!!

  • @StewartShubert
    @StewartShubert Год назад +2

    just realizing 8 years later that Ryan was using the Mr Beast font before it became popular

  • @user-sh1ve8kb7v
    @user-sh1ve8kb7v 3 года назад +1

    Looking back at old videos, man it’s really been a while since I saw sean

  • @fordgalaxiefanclub7733
    @fordgalaxiefanclub7733 4 года назад +614

    5:46
    2014: the desperate guy
    2020: *SIMP*

  • @videogames
    @videogames 9 лет назад +3278

    Yeah... Videogames can be a real handful we agree

  • @zorawarsingh7533
    @zorawarsingh7533 4 года назад +1

    hello from 2020, This video is still GOLD

  • @lucaro2445
    @lucaro2445 2 года назад +5

    2014 Ryan: I'm not into gaming anymore
    2022 Ryan: **becomes a pro valorant player**

  • @MissPurpur
    @MissPurpur 9 лет назад +1605

    Not to mention, as a girl, if you make one tiny mistake, everyone's gonna say you suck cuz you're a girl. They suddenly have higher standards for how good you're supposed to be. At least in my experience.

    • @MissPurpur
      @MissPurpur 9 лет назад +5

      naw

    • @zsazsalin14
      @zsazsalin14 9 лет назад +101

      well I agree, I only met 3 types of gamers, the first type is too nice and flirts because I am a girl, the second type is what you just described, and the third type is that will not believe you and will keep asking for evidence and when you refuse to give them them become angry and rage. For that reason I do not use microphone, and I just generally don't let them know that i am not a dude.

    • @MissPurpur
      @MissPurpur 9 лет назад +53

      Zsedwklin Tallen Yeah, as counter-stereotypical it sounds, letting them know you're a girl actually often causes too much drama.

    • @weenvin4153
      @weenvin4153 9 лет назад +32

      Yeah thats why I never tell anyone that im a girl. But I just need to say that you can actually meet guys that dont care that your a girl or not.

    • @b00marrows
      @b00marrows 9 лет назад +19

      Here's a hint, gender is nothing.
      You don't need to specify your gender, so no-one need's to know/care.
      Also that example is just an insult, other more common one's are "gay","kid","hobo" ETC... you get the idea. It's just another things they can point out and insult you with. It's normal, not sexist. it look's like the trolls succeed AGAIN.

  • @MrDakiller47
    @MrDakiller47 8 лет назад +1171

    there was actually a guy who reported me on dota 2 because i went mid when he told me to go left

    • @JA-nv4zb
      @JA-nv4zb 8 лет назад +39

      Lmao i play league not dota but i get your point lmao

    • @BenRowsell
      @BenRowsell 8 лет назад +6

      +Cheif Boom me too league for life homie

    • @user-re6qf7bp7v
      @user-re6qf7bp7v 8 лет назад

      +LloydtheLlama47 It was me

    • @MrDakiller47
      @MrDakiller47 8 лет назад

      what hero was i then?

    • @ianrogers3184
      @ianrogers3184 8 лет назад +8

      +LloydtheLlama47 Thats a mix of butthurt and annoying

  • @Mramazing-mv2ix
    @Mramazing-mv2ix Год назад +2

    It's actually crazy just how accurate this is even 8 years later

  • @scablaz
    @scablaz Год назад +1

    I love how this hold up even after so many years

  • @ckchang-wg2lw
    @ckchang-wg2lw 4 года назад +785

    Before: go through stages within a week. Quarantine: go through stages within a day.

  • @thefatagentkid3907
    @thefatagentkid3907 4 года назад +1204

    For a game I’ve been playing for two years I’m still on stage 1.

    • @CowboyWayne
      @CowboyWayne 4 года назад +8

      Thefatagentkid 123 same I have a few games but trove I have never raged and I am at Uber 10

    • @ravindrad9999
      @ravindrad9999 4 года назад +13

      Let me guess Rainbow six siege?

    • @thefatagentkid3907
      @thefatagentkid3907 4 года назад +8

      No far cry 5

    • @ravindrad9999
      @ravindrad9999 4 года назад +2

      @@thefatagentkid3907 hmm i haven't played that game

    • @yazeed_joestar
      @yazeed_joestar 4 года назад +2

      Lol I finished farcry 5 in 9 months

  • @Landonisfruity
    @Landonisfruity 4 года назад +4

    I usually hover in between 5 and 6 where I'll get rly mad internally but on the mic I'll say like "good job man u did all u could" while I'll be super mad

  • @An_Actual_Kiwi
    @An_Actual_Kiwi 2 года назад +9

    My god, I fucking love this man's videos. 7 years later and they're still amazing.

  • @fineeeabs
    @fineeeabs 4 года назад +3754

    The desperate guys are now known as “SIMPS”

  • @udonnauchegbu2018
    @udonnauchegbu2018 4 года назад +444

    5:25 Ninja fits this category so nicely, that it was made for him.

  • @mcfrickenwatcher195
    @mcfrickenwatcher195 3 года назад +5

    3:00 did anyone else see sean smile, probably from genuine laughter

  • @EuropeanEcstasy
    @EuropeanEcstasy 3 года назад +13

    So we’re just back here reliving elementary school memories?

  • @bruhhmoment692
    @bruhhmoment692 4 года назад +528

    "I won't be hesitate to drop kick a woman bcuz I support gender equality"
    -some dude (20xx)

    • @VyriC
      @VyriC 4 года назад +21

      Kazuma?

    • @joesmo2042
      @joesmo2042 4 года назад +1

      @@VyriC Yup

    • @ega1758
      @ega1758 4 года назад +4

      That just sounds like equal rights equal fights with extra steps

    • @anthonytorres-cruz1598
      @anthonytorres-cruz1598 4 года назад +11

      Kazuma is a true fighter for gender equality.

    • @rafaelagustin375
      @rafaelagustin375 4 года назад +1

      No one like this it's at 69

  • @thepacman537
    @thepacman537 4 года назад +209

    2:59-sean seriously trying to control his laughter

  • @purplerain6260
    @purplerain6260 2 года назад +7

    5:20
    *A: AWAY*
    *F: FROM*
    *K: KAR*

  • @ddywp32
    @ddywp32 4 года назад

    Bro I swear this is the best video from Ryan

  • @tankdempsy5223
    @tankdempsy5223 8 лет назад +218

    if u play dark souls u go through those stages in 4 hours

    • @jackrush2010
      @jackrush2010 8 лет назад +1

      oh hey tank,looking forward to going to the house in dlc 4

    • @hyperion4985
      @hyperion4985 8 лет назад +1

      +Jack Rushton yeah its pretty nice, outside at least

    • @kindacruise
      @kindacruise 7 лет назад +5

      Also, stage 7. Loading the disc into a rocket launcher.

    • @stephenquinn5776
      @stephenquinn5776 7 лет назад +5

      I hate that game
      Witch means I suck at it

    • @overconfidentpotato785
      @overconfidentpotato785 7 лет назад

      Oh my god. So. True.

  • @o9rag
    @o9rag 4 года назад +1027

    It's funny how he knows he has to be careful to people misinterpreting him for being sexist but he just jokes his way around it

    • @notpinhead3514
      @notpinhead3514 3 года назад +45

      its honestly not even funny lmao people so are so freakin sensitive

    • @chadgugu6535
      @chadgugu6535 3 года назад +51

      Mind you this was way before cancel culture came around. If he posted this today, so many people would've tried to cancel him on Twitter

    • @clover2110
      @clover2110 3 года назад +15

      @play gray And twitter ppl aren't even relevant so there's nothing to be scared of lol say whatever u wanna say. Fuck cancel culture

    • @Teomaniac
      @Teomaniac 3 года назад

      @@chadgugu6535 he’d get doxxed

    • @baller1831
      @baller1831 3 года назад +5

      @@clover2110 cancel cancel culture?

  • @kch_789
    @kch_789 4 года назад +4

    “That...you...I.... I’m scared” XD

  • @scrimo
    @scrimo 4 года назад +1

    This was really 6 years ago? Feels like just yesterday I was watching these.

  • @-.-_-.-_-.-_-.-_-.-_-.-_-
    @-.-_-.-_-.-_-.-_-.-_-.-_- 5 лет назад +824

    "I got 2 words for you, GENDER EQUALITY"

  • @coryinthehouse3671
    @coryinthehouse3671 8 лет назад +101

    Stage seven:when you think your good but die alot and blame it on hackers or teammates

    • @whyaxe
      @whyaxe 8 лет назад +2

      you're* (insert Lenny face here)

    • @soniaaylincancinogalvan3860
      @soniaaylincancinogalvan3860 8 лет назад +1

      thats so me!!😂😂😂✋

    • @coryinthehouse3671
      @coryinthehouse3671 8 лет назад

      +Yong Xian Goh Go fuck yourself

    • @whyaxe
      @whyaxe 8 лет назад +1

      BlurpleBOY 530 calm the fuck down it was just a joke

    • @JellyJ2
      @JellyJ2 8 лет назад

      What I don't understand

  • @circle7746
    @circle7746 3 года назад +1

    When the troll walks away just before it cuts away you can see Shawn smile

  • @eschatical4052
    @eschatical4052 3 года назад +35

    Technoblade: Stage 6 but also Stage 1 at the same time

    • @yeon_ster
      @yeon_ster 3 года назад +1

      I call that stage 16

  • @taylorn6303
    @taylorn6303 7 лет назад +307

    I hate noob callers. I'm new in a game, calling me out on it isn't going to change that 😒

    • @MhmD-TH
      @MhmD-TH 7 лет назад +3

      yeah,only thing gonna help you is a nice dude who is like level 1000 to help you get alot of xp,currency etc.

    • @thegamingbeast3964
      @thegamingbeast3964 7 лет назад +1

      You suck

    • @taylorn6303
      @taylorn6303 7 лет назад +6

      okay "the gaming beast" 😒 you sound like a child

    • @MhmD-TH
      @MhmD-TH 7 лет назад

      And also give you some tips on the game

    • @taylorn6303
      @taylorn6303 7 лет назад

      how can you have high expectations for someone who just started the damn game?!

  • @kimothefungenuis
    @kimothefungenuis 4 года назад +295

    6:36 Can't see a fishing line

    • @bigstelad
      @bigstelad 4 года назад +4

      Exactly

    • @warren_nuth
      @warren_nuth 4 года назад +4

      That reference is from one of ryans past vids. I think it was Dear Ryan Can you have an evil twin.

    • @papismalllegs8473
      @papismalllegs8473 4 года назад +2

      WeebLuver whoosh

    • @seanfernandez1393
      @seanfernandez1393 4 года назад +7

      PapiSmallLegs ..Bruh know the meaning of woosh you dumbass. The comment wasnt even a joke. Weebluver just wanted to tell him what he was confused at

    • @papismalllegs8473
      @papismalllegs8473 4 года назад +1

      Sean Fernandez I think this dumbass knows what whoosh means. The original comment is the joke and I did in fact use whoosh correctly. So thank you for your unneeded explanation :)

  • @HERB-.
    @HERB-. 2 месяца назад +2

    “GENDER EQUALITY” aged like a fine wine 💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭

  • @BarelyA1ive
    @BarelyA1ive 2 года назад

    Where is this legendary man he left me alone in this yt

  • @DopeioThePhoneBoi
    @DopeioThePhoneBoi 9 лет назад +386

    Man, I can't fucking stand desperate guys. In fact, I make it a point to freak them out as much as possible. Like:
    Desperate Virgin: Oh you're a chick, eh?
    Me: Yerp.
    Desperate Virgin: Well, In that case, you wanna talk on private chat-
    Me: **Lying** I'm a lesbian.
    Desperate Virgin: Oh...
    Or sometimes:
    Desperate Virgin: Hey, you wanna chat with me? ;)
    Me:**runs up behind him in-game and knifes him in the neck** No bitch.
    And if I'm on MC:
    Desperate Crafter: *starts crouching up and down repeatedly on top of my character while I sleep*
    Me: Oh, fucking SERIOUSLY! **pulls out enchanted diamond sword he didn't know I had and slaughters him**
    Seriously, dude, if you can't get a REAL girlfriend, having one who you can't even touch and doesn't know you is even MORE pathetic.

    • @gknip0
      @gknip0 9 лет назад

      lol so true

    • @brianpham5700
      @brianpham5700 9 лет назад +44

      Who sleeps in MC on multiplayer???

    • @cozylano8903
      @cozylano8903 9 лет назад

      hahaha

    • @bobinbobin1
      @bobinbobin1 9 лет назад +32

      oh, so you're a chick eh?

    • @samashe2339
      @samashe2339 9 лет назад +7

      Wait what game can you run up behind someone and knife them in the neck? I mean unless your team killing in counterstrike.

  • @Owen-pd5fg
    @Owen-pd5fg 6 лет назад +678

    Oh 2014 Ryan
    You have no idea what's coming
    Edit: thanks for all the likes!

  • @selamentor
    @selamentor 3 года назад +3

    i am here just to see some *original* content and refresh some memories.

  • @anirudhsingh2228
    @anirudhsingh2228 3 года назад +1

    I'm watching all of his video a millionth time, but stilll I'm laughing😂

  • @zaneendicott9407
    @zaneendicott9407 9 лет назад +308

    You forgot squeakers and the girls that beg for attention

    • @adamputra4973
      @adamputra4973 9 лет назад +11

      Squeakers shouldn't be problems. Basically saying black people can't do stuff white people can.

    • @zaneendicott9407
      @zaneendicott9407 9 лет назад

      Ayers Evaxier not really.

    • @zaneendicott9407
      @zaneendicott9407 9 лет назад +15

      Ayers Evaxier in no way does that connect to what I'm saying

    • @maxwelljacobs8830
      @maxwelljacobs8830 9 лет назад +5

      Yeah no ones name is ImAMan253. Although it's o kay if your avatar is a girl beacause that's o kay.

    • @mattz9268
      @mattz9268 9 лет назад +4

      Zane Endicott Nah, squeakers are funny as hell.

  • @mexicangamers3578
    @mexicangamers3578 9 лет назад +636

    5 biggest problems in gaming:
    1. Perverts: Most males are very rude when they meet girl gamers, all they do is talk about sex, call them cute, and males create female nude emblems in a game like Call Of Duty Black Ops1/2
    2.Cheaters: Hackers, Boosters, Xp Lobbies, Glitching, All these diffrent things that people don't care about. Going into a wall so enemies can't shoot you, making a second controller and getting XP by killing him, that's why something called banning started.
    3. Little Kids or what I like to call them, Squeakers: little kids playing 17+ games not a good idea, little kids even swear and know what something like sex is
    4. Lag Switchers: if you ever try to win a game and all of a sudden your multiplayer game lags so much, you freeze and lose, well say hello to someone who invented the Lag Switch, this creation got over 75,000 player bannned the first day it was invented, people sold it for 100$ each, daily only 100 people get banned for lag switching every day.
    5. Afk's: Lets say your playing zombies in Call Of Duty Black Ops 2 and your one round away from beating the world record and winning 1 million dollars, then everyone but you becomes Afk!? It has pissed people off in levels that are so high that they break things like controls, windows, and even throw there consoles and break them.
    .
    Please like so everyone can see, it took me 30 minutes to write this.

    • @mika5402
      @mika5402 9 лет назад

      I only see 5 problems on there. o-o

    • @nathanribeiro2550
      @nathanribeiro2550 9 лет назад

      you only put 4

    • @jacoblucias5686
      @jacoblucias5686 9 лет назад +5

      Paul Sanchez away from keyboard (originally from computer games)

    • @jessica-hz5nu
      @jessica-hz5nu 9 лет назад

      Is there a FIFTH ONE WOMAN?!?!?! Jeez, look. I play with my older buddies and he introduced meh and got meh FRIGGEN ADDICTED!!! Not my fault.

    • @mexicangamers3578
      @mexicangamers3578 9 лет назад +5

      Actually Hackers Are Bad, Its The Same As Cheating But In A Lot Of Different Ways. It Effects Other Peoples K.D.R Which really do rage but A Good Ban Would Be Accepted To A Hacker Like One You Just Told Me About. *****​ 

  • @nimnom-chan4127
    @nimnom-chan4127 3 года назад +5

    One of my classmates is the mike abuser in online class

    • @zoom3629
      @zoom3629 3 года назад +1

      The excuse is literally the bully in my school that always loses (he is weak btw)

    • @ps92809
      @ps92809 3 года назад

      STOP ABUSING MIKE!!

  • @dimitri_tsm
    @dimitri_tsm 3 года назад +2

    We first got into a game thinking "This is neat! just this is enough for me." And you know that quote never age well.

  • @sammack1890
    @sammack1890 4 года назад +146

    6:36 You can clearly see the fishing line

    • @brandongao3675
      @brandongao3675 4 года назад +1

      @AnujMobile Gaming 2.0 watch the beginning of the video

    • @tootkoro
      @tootkoro 4 года назад +2

      where the heck is the fishing rod

    • @therandomdudewhopostthings8091
      @therandomdudewhopostthings8091 4 года назад +6

      Found it, look at the far back at the wall, then look at that built stair brick rails but at the top of the bottom there’s a faint line that looks like a fishing line

    • @wood2870
      @wood2870 4 года назад +1

      Oh i see

    • @brandongao3675
      @brandongao3675 4 года назад +7

      @@therandomdudewhopostthings8091 guys it's a joke. In the beginning of the video, Ryan made an example of a comment that would typically be on a normal video.

  • @shanebgaming1991
    @shanebgaming1991 7 лет назад +70

    U forgot Stage 7: WHAT THE F$!? R U DOING I JUST HAD A 26 KILL STREAK THEN U STOP DEFENDING ME

    • @arandomperson46
      @arandomperson46 6 лет назад +2

      Stage 8; "BRO!! I HAD A 4,308,666 KILL STREAK AND YOU FRIENDLY FIRE ME!!!! *breaks computer*

  • @carlmcgrath484
    @carlmcgrath484 Год назад +1

    Sean breaking into a laugh at 3:00 is amazing😂😂

  • @DarinGamer
    @DarinGamer 3 года назад +1

    got recommended this and man it's still relevant now

  • @gabrielcabello9227
    @gabrielcabello9227 8 лет назад +139

    MLG Gamer Logic: *Says you suck for not playing good* *Calls you trash for doing better than him (or her)*

  • @GreeniousFTW
    @GreeniousFTW 5 лет назад +454

    "Its Like a Drug To Me"
    ...if anyone here remembers that video

    • @jojoolegario1690
      @jojoolegario1690 5 лет назад +5

      Greeny Greenson how to be an actor Robert Pattinson scenes

    • @LawfulConcept
      @LawfulConcept 5 лет назад

      Greeny Greenson it's from how to sing like your favorite singers or actors I forget

    • @tendofan
      @tendofan 5 лет назад +1

      *MORE PAINFUL*

    • @bomachanon7399
      @bomachanon7399 5 лет назад

      TendoFan it’s been three years but this is funny

    • @itsjustlyssa1130
      @itsjustlyssa1130 4 года назад

      *_youre like my own personal brand of hErOiNe_*

  • @nurzahidahrashidi
    @nurzahidahrashidi 9 месяцев назад +4

    Whose watching this now while Ryan is currently a gamer XP

  • @dredx5680
    @dredx5680 4 года назад +21

    7:40 the reference sounds similar to Jim Carrey from The Mask

  • @SscorpionN
    @SscorpionN 9 лет назад +250

    Ryan, how do you even come up with these ideas? I mean, some parts of your videos are just pure gold - like the one at the end - "I've got two words for you - gender equality" and then you stab a girl. You always tie everything you mention in your video at the end of it and you do it in such an amusing and smart way. I've been your subscriber since the early stages of your channel (since the green inflatable ball) and your videos are just getting better and better. You are just AWESOME! Much love

  • @MrCreeperquest
    @MrCreeperquest 6 лет назад +80

    3 years later "GET OUT OF MY ROOM I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT!"

  • @arnavarora53
    @arnavarora53 4 года назад +2

    When Ryan told all the stages I listened carefully and realised that everything happened to me too

  • @IsaacBlueiKe
    @IsaacBlueiKe 3 года назад +5

    I was the one with no mic, but still managed to upset other players by using LMGs at snipers FFA. 😂