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  • Опубликовано: 1 фев 2025
  • in this video AI shows us a male soldier from each country and trolls USA

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  • @allAI577
    @allAI577  Год назад +2940

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  • @lilmish6809
    @lilmish6809 Год назад +55408

    AI did USA so dirty 🤣🤣

  • @mix3k818
    @mix3k818 Год назад +5576

    USA: _I am Heavy Weapons Guy_

    • @Lord_Thunderballs
      @Lord_Thunderballs Год назад +165

      Where is Sasha?!

    • @The_Spy2
      @The_Spy2 Год назад +157

      Who touch my gun!?!

    • @orctrihar
      @orctrihar Год назад +105

      And this
      Is my weapon

    • @broimdead-du9sb
      @broimdead-du9sb Год назад +74

      Not heavy weapons guy, just heavy guy

    • @presleyvelvet618
      @presleyvelvet618 Год назад +37

      "If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I believe he knows a little bit more about fighting than youuu do pal! Because he invented it, and .... "

  • @potat2976
    @potat2976 Год назад +11283

    "I don't need a bullet proof vest, I AM the bullet proof vest"

  • @tsufuevang2195
    @tsufuevang2195 Год назад +1813

    America: we don’t use tanks…. WE ARE THE TANKS

  • @bonczek_studio1290
    @bonczek_studio1290 Год назад +17174

    USA - Im fucking tank💀

    • @adityarasendriya5138
      @adityarasendriya5138 Год назад +421

      You can't get hurt if the bullets has 0 stopping power

    • @ФабрисиоВилла
      @ФабрисиоВилла Год назад +58

      @PreußenssGloriaPruSia todos los gringos son así de pesados

    • @superspeeddirt9842
      @superspeeddirt9842 Год назад +140

      @@ФабрисиоВилла yeah and you’re all short asf

    • @ФабрисиоВилла
      @ФабрисиоВилла Год назад

      @@superspeeddirt9842 lol I don't know your references but all the Mexicans I know are at least 5.9 feet tall. You should learn more and go to school to learn, not to make shootings

    • @nahsirkjr6534
      @nahsirkjr6534 Год назад +110

      Its more like:
      USA: we want more tanks
      Mom: we have tanks at home
      Tanks at home:

  • @damascusraven
    @damascusraven Год назад +3253

    "Sir, we need cover!"
    "Confirmed, Big Terry is on the way, crowd behind him."

  • @davidp5742
    @davidp5742 Год назад +3679

    My bro put on the super Big Mac serum

  • @wyvernbravo
    @wyvernbravo Год назад +929

    Mexican soldier looked like a scavenger from a nuclear apocalypse

    • @mal_3157
      @mal_3157 11 месяцев назад +69

      Pretty badass in a way, like a fallout bandido way

    • @AlexAguilar-ol3qo
      @AlexAguilar-ol3qo 11 месяцев назад +12

      *fires a mini nuke *

    • @dum5247
      @dum5247 11 месяцев назад +29

      Essentially living in norther Mexico

    • @WetAdek
      @WetAdek 11 месяцев назад +9

      I totally dig that style

    • @mathiaswilhelm1902
      @mathiaswilhelm1902 11 месяцев назад +2

      Look like some kind of Syfi pilot of meteorite mining

  • @Of-u
    @Of-u Год назад +2653

    All other countries: our soldiers have a 6 pack
    USA: our soldiers have a family pack

  • @HonorTheQT
    @HonorTheQT Год назад +7678

    Us Americans don't dodge the bullets, we eat them.

    • @Misaki_Mei504
      @Misaki_Mei504 Год назад +146

      America is a continent, not a country, so when you say "America" ​​you are encompassing countries like Canada, of course the United States, Mexico, Etc, etc and a very long Etc 🤷‍♂️ that is common knowledge and can be seen in geography ( and don't think that in university geography or things like that, in fact from elementary school you start to see that in Geography classes or if you didn't investigate on your own)

    • @iforgor8271
      @iforgor8271 Год назад +546

      @@Misaki_Mei504 bro it ain’t that deep 🗣️💀💀

    • @HonorTheQT
      @HonorTheQT Год назад

      @@Misaki_Mei504 americans are literally referring to US Citizens, look it up you good for nothing weeb.

    • @jaymobiggety9903
      @jaymobiggety9903 Год назад +1

      ​@@Misaki_Mei504 so butthurt😂

    • @randomgamer625
      @randomgamer625 Год назад +137

      Umm Aktually 🤓🤓🤓

  • @Floridian_God
    @Floridian_God Год назад +15725

    Everywhere else: Supersoldier
    USA: Super-sized soldier
    Edit: OMFG THANKS FOR ALL THE LIKES

    • @NovaLaMason
      @NovaLaMason Год назад +104

      *soldier

    • @jimdee5319
      @jimdee5319 Год назад +253

      ​@@NovaLaMason Well it is solider than every other soldier.

    • @blackman5867
      @blackman5867 Год назад +116

      Hey at least he only has one mom

    • @Thetruthofhistory18
      @Thetruthofhistory18 Год назад +44

      Tank*

    • @BadMemeHere
      @BadMemeHere Год назад +55

      @@blackman5867 it’s almost sad that this is funny.

  • @Lilsoursoup
    @Lilsoursoup 11 месяцев назад +93

    Other countries: Super Soldiers
    USA: Discord Mod

    • @uebyCyka
      @uebyCyka 7 месяцев назад +1

      Discord army... It's...terryfying... The only thought about it makes me feel goosebumps crawling up my spine. Do you how THAT is different from anything, even the most lethal weapon? Weapon doesn't go for your soul. Discord mods, kawaii girls... an ordinary soldier wouldn't be able to stand, not even think about fighting them

    • @jsnake_
      @jsnake_ 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@uebyCykanah it'd be lightwork tf are they gonna do stink up the battlefield

    • @uebyCyka
      @uebyCyka 6 месяцев назад

      @@jsnake_ that too

  • @TotallyACat
    @TotallyACat Год назад +1357

    America: “Heavy Artillery? I AM the Heavy Artillery.”

    • @TheMichaelMidKnight
      @TheMichaelMidKnight Год назад +37

      Callsign: Heavy Artery

    • @nonope4307
      @nonope4307 Год назад +5

      ​@@TheMichaelMidKnightbroo9 nahhhhy

    • @LegendStormcrow
      @LegendStormcrow Год назад +15

      Guy can tank a howitzer, then throw the shell back.

    • @Freeze-n-Frost
      @Freeze-n-Frost Год назад +11

      @@LegendStormcrowHe doesn’t tank the shell, he grabs it, drops it on the ground, and throws back a higher caliber 😂

    • @_ABDUL-RAHIM.
      @_ABDUL-RAHIM. Год назад +1

      😂😂😂

  • @ATOMIC_ALLIGATOR
    @ATOMIC_ALLIGATOR Год назад +862

    Everyone else: meet the Soldier
    USA: meet the Heavy

  • @CorfuGainz
    @CorfuGainz Год назад +1813

    As an American, I have never been more proud.

    • @colorado3574
      @colorado3574 Год назад +88

      We don't need to worry about oil shortage for the tanks if you're already the tank

    • @julymagnus493
      @julymagnus493 Год назад +26

      We got the same build as Thor from GoW

    • @off_grid_javelin
      @off_grid_javelin Год назад +11

      Even god of war Thor looks slim in front of that bull frog

    • @cassandra_bonnet
      @cassandra_bonnet Год назад +21

      America Fuck yeah

    • @crazemate
      @crazemate Год назад +20

      I love America so goddamn much 🦅

  • @mostafamorad660
    @mostafamorad660 10 месяцев назад +12

    Doctor : What did you have for breakfast ?
    America : Yeah

  • @TheBadArtistquestionmark
    @TheBadArtistquestionmark Год назад +2524

    As an American I’m glad that even AI knows we don’t have belly buttons

    • @mrnothaideramer44
      @mrnothaideramer44 Год назад

      where nipples

    • @LoganGivenchy
      @LoganGivenchy Год назад

      No nipples either.. I’m assuming someone will say they’re tucked under his tits or something

    • @Tide_ThePod
      @Tide_ThePod Год назад +37

      @Nate S he don’t have nips

    • @Reddotdante
      @Reddotdante Год назад +31

      Or nipples for that matter. Very realistic.

    • @infantry4lyfe252
      @infantry4lyfe252 Год назад +1

      Or nipples

  • @snuggyxiii7642
    @snuggyxiii7642 Год назад +1499

    Other countries: soldiers look cool asf.
    USA: soldier looks like he raided 10 fast food places.

    • @79Glitch
      @79Glitch Год назад +14

      Last time I checked … we have a pretty good military record (maybe one L in Vietnam, a fake war we created and traveled to the other side of the world to fight on enemy grounds). Most of countries depicted here by the AI have had serious military defeats and/or have been subjugated and colonized many times over.
      I guess not being so precious about diet is paying off?

    • @snuggyxiii7642
      @snuggyxiii7642 Год назад +10

      @@79Glitch I know, I’m just saying how stupid the AI made the US soldier.

    • @79Glitch
      @79Glitch Год назад +7

      @@snuggyxiii7642 Something tells me this video is trolling?
      I have a feeling the user did not use the same prompt for the US as he used for other countries? If the US soldier just looked normal like the other ones (except Mexico; that’s probably fake, too), it would be a very boring video and get no reaction.
      For example … if the soldiers really are personifying the country they represent … thst would make sense that the US soldier is as big as he is because the US has the biggest military and spends 10 times more on the military than the next closest country. So that would make sense.
      But … why would a small country like Albania, which has a tiny army and very little military spending (probably much smaller than Mexico) just look like a normal, soldier? And same for the other ones?
      And … notice there were no other major countries or militaries included besides the U.S.? Wouldn’t it make sense to have Russia, China, Japan, Germany, France, England … and then some very poor countries like Ethiopia, Somalia, Philippines, remote island nations?
      I know I’m looking into this way too much, but that’s just what I do, and I’m mostly just f’n around. But this is just a dumb, trolling video most likely.

    • @snuggyxiii7642
      @snuggyxiii7642 Год назад +10

      @@79Glitch You may be right, but either way he looks like a way bigger nikacado avocado.

    • @helloifuseethis
      @helloifuseethis Год назад +31

      ​@@79Glitchbro is mad at ai💀

  • @kippert8912
    @kippert8912 Год назад +11763

    "we just recruited a tank"
    "Recruited?"
    "Well... Let me just show you."
    Edit: it's interesting to see how many people interpreted this as a L4D reference, I was just saying he has so much fat he's bulletproof

    • @He8eke9ele
      @He8eke9ele Год назад +111

      LMAO

    • @C0CKUS-ER3CTU5
      @C0CKUS-ER3CTU5 Год назад +252

      That’s not a tank bro that’s a boomer

    • @toasterkolin9951
      @toasterkolin9951 Год назад +320

      @@C0CKUS-ER3CTU5 The moment you kill it, the explosion summons a horde of unarmed marines.

    • @liamgillespie5393
      @liamgillespie5393 Год назад +20

      whos the tank

    • @kippert8912
      @kippert8912 Год назад +81

      @@liamgillespie5393 the American dude. Bro is bulletproof.

  • @AstroMatrix-f1h
    @AstroMatrix-f1h Год назад +237

    Other countries:🗿
    USA: 🍔🍕🍟🌭🥤

    • @FunndOPosting
      @FunndOPosting 11 месяцев назад +7

      Im not a rock, the only rock face in here is Chile

    • @dhsdh46522
      @dhsdh46522 10 месяцев назад

      Fattest and obese countries
      1-Nauru
      2-kuwait
      3-Brazil
      4-Cyprus
      5-mexico

    • @Rhino_910
      @Rhino_910 6 месяцев назад +1

      In the USA army, that is not true. Our military is actually strong

    • @AstroMatrix-f1h
      @AstroMatrix-f1h 6 месяцев назад

      @@Rhino_910 I know but since this is ai I just made a joke about it

    • @Rhino_910
      @Rhino_910 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@AstroMatrix-f1h yea ai did us dirty

  • @Bigbrollicblackdudenamedrequis
    @Bigbrollicblackdudenamedrequis Год назад +918

    As a Mexican soldier, I can confirm that the whole army looks like bloodhound form apex legends

    • @thefrostwizardgamer1555
      @thefrostwizardgamer1555 Год назад +21

      it's like your squad is hiding trying to reload/evacuate the injured and all you hear is 1000nds of men saying (ALLFATHER GIVE ME SIGHT)
      you know your finished once you hear that

    • @Bigbrollicblackdudenamedrequis
      @Bigbrollicblackdudenamedrequis Год назад +2

      @@thefrostwizardgamer1555 so true

    • @kmote1053
      @kmote1053 Год назад +4

      @DorianX es sarcasmo panochon

    • @kmote1053
      @kmote1053 Год назад

      @DorianX no

    • @nickxenix
      @nickxenix Год назад

      ​@@thefrostwizardgamer1555😂 Made me laugh.

  • @DiceKrispy
    @DiceKrispy Год назад +2167

    As an American, I can confirm that none of us have nipples or belly buttons

  • @gorjax2246
    @gorjax2246 Год назад +2180

    Other countries: *reasonable soldiers*
    Usa: *Nikocado Avocado with an American flag behind him*

  • @kaipark_x1358
    @kaipark_x1358 Год назад +40

    Bruh, Mexico comes straight out from Star War😂

  • @detroitandclevelandfan5503
    @detroitandclevelandfan5503 Год назад +1206

    That's right. We Americans just sit on our enemies, until they can no longer breathe.

    • @MapleSyrupColour
      @MapleSyrupColour Год назад +24

      😂😂😂

    • @cherylalikhani5957
      @cherylalikhani5957 Год назад +13

      Ugh!
      RUclips needs a 🤣 option for posts like this! Even a ❤ would work.
      Great comment, made me laugh.

    • @sven3413
      @sven3413 Год назад +53

      Dropping that guy on hiroshima or Nagasaki would have probably been an even bigger warcrime

    • @rubyy.7374
      @rubyy.7374 Год назад +9

      I see what you did there 😭

    • @TheDarkGrimm
      @TheDarkGrimm Год назад +4

      Omg 🤣 🤣 🤣

  • @echarts3710
    @echarts3710 Год назад +1187

    Other countries: Cool, charismatic figures from a dystopian future
    USA: Peter Griffin

  • @joao-barata
    @joao-barata Год назад +5750

    -- McDonalds soldier, put down that burger and grab your gun!
    -- Yer Sir! I can take the fries?

  • @TheHirohikoAraki
    @TheHirohikoAraki 11 месяцев назад +24

    _”Who needs armor when you are the meat shield”_ 🍷🗿

  • @binodguragain1073
    @binodguragain1073 Год назад +3506

    Russia: I have a Tank
    China: I also have a tank
    America: I identify as a tank
    😂

    • @silaskuemmerle2505
      @silaskuemmerle2505 Год назад

      The American in that AI picture: Ah ahdentify as a tank and ah drive a tank too, now let me at some twinkle toed commie shits…

    • @city5000
      @city5000 Год назад +43

      Painted fingernails can still pull the trigger of a rifle

    • @aaronbrock2409
      @aaronbrock2409 Год назад +10

      That can also order around more and better tanks

    • @Sqweegle
      @Sqweegle Год назад +3

      underrated comment

    • @the8626
      @the8626 Год назад +10

      look at him, he IS a tank

  • @Exile_6655
    @Exile_6655 Год назад +1044

    “In U.S. you don’t drive tank, you are tank”

  • @TheCraftgod
    @TheCraftgod Год назад +1068

    Sergeant: "Whats your name soldier"?
    Soldier: "Tank"
    Sergeant: "ok, and what do you do?"
    Soldier: " *Tank* "

    • @ryanhagedorn6955
      @ryanhagedorn6955 Год назад +39

      Sergeant: “what’s your last name soldier”.
      Soldier: “tank”

    • @godofgaming2350
      @godofgaming2350 Год назад +25

      Sergeant:What's your post soldier
      Soldier:Tank

    • @matbannerson
      @matbannerson Год назад +23

      "What's your rank, soldier?"
      " *TANK* "

    • @Nxllboot
      @Nxllboot Год назад +4

      You talking about tank dempsey?

    • @Rameon
      @Rameon Год назад +9

      “I am tank, I must tank.”

  • @Iraqionatank
    @Iraqionatank 10 месяцев назад +2

    Other countries:Our infantry have a 6 pack🗿🗿
    USA:Our infantry have 6 ramen packs🗿

  • @YeshuaIsTheTruth
    @YeshuaIsTheTruth Год назад +308

    "US Military: sponsored by McDonald's"

    • @aaaaabdirashid4792
      @aaaaabdirashid4792 Год назад +6

      Us got the strongest military

    • @jamiemeshire
      @jamiemeshire Год назад +9

      McDonald's it's what americans crave

    • @Mister.Nobody337
      @Mister.Nobody337 Год назад

      McDonalds is the only entity that has the capacity to kill as many people as the US Military. You're fuckin right! 'Merica!

    • @YeshuaIsTheTruth
      @YeshuaIsTheTruth Год назад +1

      @@aaaaabdirashid4792 yeah we really do, but we won't if the military keeps getting more and more woke.

  • @saulbedolla8440
    @saulbedolla8440 Год назад +2026

    As a Mexican i can confirm: we are a character of star wars.

    • @juannatchayevhg8004
      @juannatchayevhg8004 Год назад +31

      I also thought the same of the mexicans 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @hewhobattles8869
      @hewhobattles8869 Год назад +16

      I'm a day late, but did you celebrate or enjoy Cinco de Mayo?

    • @veldrensavoth7119
      @veldrensavoth7119 Год назад +21

      You mean a tusken raider? 😂😂😂

    • @Daniel-xz8bx
      @Daniel-xz8bx Год назад +9

      ​@@hewhobattles8869 the celebration of May 5th is Puebla's war. we don't celebrate it cause... well we used to have a lot of wars back then. America celebrates it cause France plan was to occupy Mexico and then attack USA by both sides, through Canada and south, but thanks of Puebla's people sacrifice, the French didn't success and couldn't attack USA.

    • @user-ju9fv2om6o
      @user-ju9fv2om6o Год назад

      Shouldnt mexico have drugs

  • @Benefartamemia
    @Benefartamemia Год назад +1095

    Mexican: Apocaliptic
    Jordan: Realistic
    Ukraine: Suffering
    Albania: Flashback
    Usa: McDonald's

  • @normal.personel
    @normal.personel Год назад +61

    Mexico is straight from star wars💀💀💀

  • @Zukireese
    @Zukireese Год назад +912

    Other countries: We need more armor!
    USA: *I AM BULLET PROOOOOOOOOOOF!*

  • @goofy9256
    @goofy9256 Год назад +1691

    That one U.S soldier makes up an entire infantry unit 💀

    • @ihungry7795
      @ihungry7795 Год назад +105

      Naw he ate the whole unit

    • @godfreytai9881
      @godfreytai9881 Год назад +73

      ​@@ihungry7795which is why he became the absolute unit

    • @Xedaem
      @Xedaem Год назад +15

      ​@@ihungry7795 NO, I GOT 500M POWER ON POWER CLASH

    • @rowdyshippy-fs3co
      @rowdyshippy-fs3co Год назад +1

      That’s the whole point

    • @luthor1655
      @luthor1655 Год назад +7

      The Fat Man

  • @yuruem2thereturn44
    @yuruem2thereturn44 Год назад +2669

    The Mexican soldier would make for a great npc in post apocalyptic game

  • @_setbes
    @_setbes Год назад +11

    the ai ukranian soldier looks traumatized as hell

    • @Косус-х6э
      @Косус-х6э Год назад +5

      Simply because an American soldier ate his comrades.

  • @mrweirdname69yago95
    @mrweirdname69yago95 Год назад +662

    USA: Nah man who trained Niko avocado

  • @chibe881
    @chibe881 Год назад +1478

    Other Soldiers: *raids countries*
    USA: *raids fast food places*

    • @MrScArEy88
      @MrScArEy88 Год назад

      Other soldiers raid countries? Funny when was the last time your country fought a war or took over any land? We are always fighting or funding someone else's wars. Just tell your leaders not to ask for our help next time y'all get raided by those soldiers you're defending.

    • @JustACatWithSunglasses
      @JustACatWithSunglasses Год назад +27

      *O i l*

    • @OperatorOper8tor
      @OperatorOper8tor Год назад +11

      That is not funny because : Special Forces can have a week long mission and they are out there fighting for other countries

    • @luxs7267
      @luxs7267 Год назад +5

      who cares?~

    • @OperatorOper8tor
      @OperatorOper8tor Год назад +4

      @@luxs7267 People who are not like you

  • @MrPotatro
    @MrPotatro Год назад +1454

    *Food Rations in US be like:*
    (Joke)

    • @randomOhioan
      @randomOhioan Год назад +1

      They still suck

    • @WildEdits08
      @WildEdits08 Год назад +22

      What rations 😂

    • @Darth_Vader1102
      @Darth_Vader1102 Год назад +7

      Bro they'd be more skinny do u know what rations even are

    • @havoc989
      @havoc989 Год назад +8

      They got rid of the good food

    • @MP_-fd7cd
      @MP_-fd7cd Год назад +2

      ​@@WildEdits08boy your from the us

  • @Starlightblue12
    @Starlightblue12 7 месяцев назад +7

    Jordan be looking like some Assassin’s Creed character 💀

  • @sm4sher45
    @sm4sher45 Год назад +2038

    Usa is like one of the stories of my 600 pound life, but instead of you needing a machine to move around. You are the machine that move things around.

    • @commissarlugh1040
      @commissarlugh1040 Год назад +75

      Def got that strong fat vibe.

    • @SpongeySponge
      @SpongeySponge Год назад +66

      ​@@commissarlugh1040 yeah, like a strongman, sumo, or even a bodybuilder

    • @Tiyratania
      @Tiyratania Год назад +31

      ​@@SpongeySponge sumo wrestlers are literally just bulking. Most of their training is super specific to get the right bodyfat/muscle ratio including diets.
      They gotta work out as well it's not just eat a bunch. You gotta be jacked to send the other 400lb dude toppling

    • @großerpipi
      @großerpipi Год назад

      just fat

    • @SpongeySponge
      @SpongeySponge Год назад +6

      @@Tiyratania That's why I said sumo, the dude is built like one.

  • @realrandomguy1
    @realrandomguy1 Год назад +660

    the AI really gave us the diabetes destroyer

    • @johnhager7940
      @johnhager7940 Год назад +10

      ah hey again me in the mirror we really are ugly

    • @Supremeist
      @Supremeist Год назад +7

      @@johnhager7940 no wayyyy I think I’m high rn but are you arthor morman from ohio

    • @TheMusicBoxMan
      @TheMusicBoxMan Год назад +10

      "You merely adopted the diabetes, I was born in it, molded by it."

    • @Bostonredsocksfan1616
      @Bostonredsocksfan1616 Год назад

      I thought you died from tuberculosis how are you live?

    • @irishkiwi477
      @irishkiwi477 Год назад +4

      More like the dibetus developer

  • @ZSmith-yy4lv
    @ZSmith-yy4lv Год назад +820

    other countries: “we need armor so we can be bullet proof!”
    US:

    • @The-Ent1ty
      @The-Ent1ty Год назад +16

      US: "I IS PROOF"

    • @KlP-95
      @KlP-95 Год назад +10

      Nah US got blubber

    • @PShrekky
      @PShrekky Год назад +13

      I am not in armour, Skyler. I am the armour

    • @dwaynejulien450
      @dwaynejulien450 Год назад +2

      ​@@PShrekky nice

    • @afmboii7085
      @afmboii7085 Год назад

      Where is McDonald's?

  • @jonaGM4PU
    @jonaGM4PU 10 месяцев назад +5

    The U.S juggernaut 😂

  • @thepiggyprophet
    @thepiggyprophet Год назад +1139

    The AI took to a whole new level the definition of "One man army" with that US soldier. 😂

    • @FarrukhPigeon0
      @FarrukhPigeon0 Год назад +2

      Respect all religions

    • @grinnifer
      @grinnifer Год назад +18

      ​@@FarrukhPigeon0 youre comme t has nothing to do with the OP or the video 😂😂😂

    • @Marshmellow_Cat
      @Marshmellow_Cat Год назад +4

      Everyone has guns, why even bring in an army!?!?

    • @poptart4247
      @poptart4247 Год назад

      ​​@@grinnifer I'm sorry, just gotta do it man, your*

    • @thepiggyprophet
      @thepiggyprophet Год назад

      @@FarrukhPigeon0 no respect for pedophiles and mass murderers.

  • @Chippy6969
    @Chippy6969 Год назад +709

    USA soldier literally being Nicokado Avocado 💀

    • @fredbillan9707
      @fredbillan9707 Год назад +8

      😂

    • @Vbuck_samuel
      @Vbuck_samuel Год назад +14

      With the face of Chris Pratt

    • @BurnttBurrito
      @BurnttBurrito Год назад +8

      Big difference.. dude is bulked out of his mind. sure hes fat but its not like fat fat thats strong fat. Honestly i dont take offence to it lol dude loos like a unit

    • @jarjarwest7729
      @jarjarwest7729 Год назад +1

      More like Peter Griffin

    • @ADcommenter
      @ADcommenter Год назад +1

      Unlike nikocado he's a heavyweight champion

  • @leo-xdd
    @leo-xdd Год назад +855

    México: sniper
    Ecuador: pilot
    Jordan: spy
    Ukraine: soldier
    Albania: general
    Usa: Heavy

    • @kavearn2
      @kavearn2 Год назад +55

      meet the team (tf2)

    • @cloutgrabber
      @cloutgrabber Год назад +15

      Da scout when

    • @LONERZ
      @LONERZ Год назад +23

      Ukraine: S.T.A.L.K.E.R

    • @The_Sleepiest_Socialist
      @The_Sleepiest_Socialist Год назад +8

      I’d switch out “general” and make Albania just a blank “Commander”. It gives more leeway for different roles, as it really just means “one who commands”. And I like the idea of making Ukraine the S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

    • @عمرلويسي-ن1ز
      @عمرلويسي-ن1ز Год назад +1

      Finally, i become a spy😂😂😂

  • @TheRatsFavorite
    @TheRatsFavorite 10 месяцев назад +2

    My uncle fought in Afghanistan and I can confirm that that’s what his men looked like.

  • @T0M3HAWK633
    @T0M3HAWK633 Год назад +1178

    Blud went through military training at McDonald's 💀💀

  • @The_Everything_man
    @The_Everything_man Год назад +746

    "USA soldier, here is your weapon. "
    "Can I take fries with that?"

  • @x1nbn33
    @x1nbn33 Год назад +973

    The last American soldier is so strong He literally solo Nagasaki by himself

  • @Rhovanion85
    @Rhovanion85 6 месяцев назад +1

    America: we're out of people, let's just send shirtless Peter Griffin.

  • @_r3kt_792
    @_r3kt_792 Год назад +1044

    Mexico - the sniper
    Ecuador - the spec ops
    Jordan - the uhh… idk
    Albania - the general
    Ukraine - the frontline soldier
    USA - the absolute *UNIT*

  • @sundowner8221
    @sundowner8221 Год назад +358

    U.S soldier: Sir the tanks have been destroyed
    Sargent: not all of them

  • @proyt.official
    @proyt.official Год назад +1697

    AI took “never let them know your next move” to a whole other level 😂

  • @Kdog49
    @Kdog49 Год назад +27

    Most fit US citizen in the world

  • @qaissaif7905
    @qaissaif7905 Год назад +1722

    The USA 💀💀

    • @felinethecat_0
      @felinethecat_0 Год назад +54

      Bruh he turn into Nicocado avocado 💀💀

    • @joinplay
      @joinplay Год назад +8

      Yeah💀

    • @therain14798
      @therain14798 Год назад +30

      100% accurate

    • @EpikReder
      @EpikReder Год назад +1

      Bro I thought USA was gonna be cool but it turns out that USA is fat💀💀💀

    • @joinplay
      @joinplay Год назад +3

      @@EpikReder 💀fr bro

  • @ethanethanethan5312
    @ethanethanethan5312 Год назад +513

    Mexico: let’s make ‘em look like wall-e
    America: let’s make ‘em look like Terrance (the angry bird)

    • @MoltenSamurai
      @MoltenSamurai Год назад +30

      More like “let’s make ‘em look like the humans from wall-e”

    • @ourtravels3140
      @ourtravels3140 Год назад +4

      ​@@MoltenSamuraixd

    • @S_ToiletEditz
      @S_ToiletEditz Год назад +4

      @@MoltenSamurai nah its more like "lets make em look like the captain from wall-e"

    • @alextheboy7334
      @alextheboy7334 Год назад

      I like how they turned me into a soldier
      *putas vamos siuu*

    • @oceanbanana4341
      @oceanbanana4341 Год назад +1

      Honestly good comparison cause that's probably the kind of fat dude that is strong af and can run

  • @dream-px4ol
    @dream-px4ol Год назад +2709

    The reason us 🇺🇸Americans don't lose weight is because we hate losing
    Holy crap I didn't know just a joke will make me this popular

  • @Nazar-Ok-1946
    @Nazar-Ok-1946 Год назад +7

    USA solider isn't fat, he is bulletproof!

  • @wawazaza1785
    @wawazaza1785 Год назад +317

    Mexico on some "patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter" shit

    • @MarieGoldBrand
      @MarieGoldBrand Год назад +9

      What the fuck are you doing? My brother died at the battle of Hover Dam you're desecrating a war memorial!

    • @Basedapple
      @Basedapple Год назад

      Patrolling the Mexican wasteland almost makes you wish for a cocaine winter.

  • @EchoLyfe
    @EchoLyfe Год назад +34

    World: "What's your best military asset?"
    U.S: "McDonald's"

  • @HighwayStar-pj7wt
    @HighwayStar-pj7wt Год назад +450

    Mexican soldier goes hard

  • @jib_jab_frfr
    @jib_jab_frfr Год назад +8

    nikocado as a soldier but accurate

    • @Speed249
      @Speed249 Год назад

      Nikocado is Ukrainian :v

  • @baaler3953
    @baaler3953 Год назад +276

    When your country invades and accidentally secures the frying oil.

  • @Pigeon-wit-shoes
    @Pigeon-wit-shoes Год назад +405

    The last one felt personal 💀😢

  • @scenicdepictionsofchicagolife
    @scenicdepictionsofchicagolife Год назад +1233

    AI is essentially just the collective meme will of the internet.

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 Год назад

      Yeah, it does use some existing stuff to make it.

    • @wow3950
      @wow3950 Год назад

      Fr lol

    • @dakshaandpoorvi
      @dakshaandpoorvi Год назад +2

      Usa Lol

    • @Duck.9x
      @Duck.9x Год назад

      @owo2561 bot

    • @ragnarfrost569
      @ragnarfrost569 Год назад +3

      As a citizen of the US, I can confirm we do indeed have 500 pound soldiers. They eat rockets and red crayons for breakfast

  • @TheBritishairways747_aviation
    @TheBritishairways747_aviation 5 месяцев назад +1

    The US military wants to know your location

  • @UwU-xk5cx
    @UwU-xk5cx Год назад +320

    As a mexican, I like how even the AI thinks that Mexico is basically a postapocaliptic fallout place

    • @walterwhite4693
      @walterwhite4693 Год назад

      You ever actually been?

    • @UwU-xk5cx
      @UwU-xk5cx Год назад +21

      @@walterwhite4693 I've been in Mexico my whole life, born and raised here

    • @walterwhite4693
      @walterwhite4693 Год назад

      @@UwU-xk5cx What state?

    • @UwU-xk5cx
      @UwU-xk5cx Год назад +10

      @@walterwhite4693 Yucatán

    • @walterwhite4693
      @walterwhite4693 Год назад +1

      @@UwU-xk5cx Damn come up north it's way nicer up here

  • @mariomanningfan
    @mariomanningfan Год назад +256

    American AI: Did you just call me Blob?

  • @b.davila136
    @b.davila136 Год назад +592

    As a Mexican I can confirm our military does look like Tusken Raiders from Star Wars.

  • @knighthunter5333
    @knighthunter5333 11 месяцев назад +1

    Everyone laughing at the US one, but they seem to miss the fact that he is lifting weights with his pinky.

  • @AyoBoltz
    @AyoBoltz Год назад +238

    “Mama didn’t allow me to get tank, so I became tank”

  • @captnrobvious47
    @captnrobvious47 Год назад +104

    Not the Captain America we need...
    But the Captain America we deserve...😂😂😂

  • @luismenezes8261
    @luismenezes8261 Год назад +708

    He Protecc
    He attacc
    But most importantly:
    He stuffed himself with Big Macc.

  • @epicswordmewz7007
    @epicswordmewz7007 10 месяцев назад +3

    US has 150 HP but 70% movement speed.

  • @N0411REGIS
    @N0411REGIS Год назад +201

    USA: you don't need bullletproof vest if you have bulletproof fat

  • @incognitowindowuser360
    @incognitowindowuser360 Год назад +216

    My guy ate so much McDonald’s he turned into a human riot shield

    • @themdcsk7271
      @themdcsk7271 Год назад +1

      Human barrier to the next level

    • @陈小宛
      @陈小宛 Год назад +1

      The us soldier looks like hes bulit to eat bullets and his enemies also imagine if the us soldier became an human great wall of china

    • @chemical8962
      @chemical8962 Год назад

      😂😂

  • @michaelmcgovern2441
    @michaelmcgovern2441 Год назад +348

    As an American I can confirm we are giant bear men

  • @vietanhnguyenthong5074
    @vietanhnguyenthong5074 Год назад +13

    Other countries: a brave soilder
    USA: *ABSOLUTE UNIT*

  • @macintoshi333
    @macintoshi333 Год назад +1133

    Ngl as a Mexican that shit looks cool asf

  • @JimmyBobby18
    @JimmyBobby18 Год назад +857

    Meet the heavy 😂

  • @twiztidjester3151
    @twiztidjester3151 Год назад +156

    Damn, AI straight up made us Meal Team Six.

  • @kevin5596
    @kevin5596 9 месяцев назад +1

    Bro just violated usa

  • @The_chako
    @The_chako Год назад +126

    As a mexican i can confirm that our soldiers look like post apocalyptic raiders

    • @elliotmurphy534
      @elliotmurphy534 Год назад

      Naw It's just doing some concept design for the inevitable revolution good luck 😉

  • @isaacisaac1130
    @isaacisaac1130 Год назад +244

    Mexico looked like some mysterious warrior for which you have to play 5 hours just to unlock him lol

  • @bart183
    @bart183 Год назад +298

    "Who needs a body armor when there's fat?!" - USA

  • @grey_apache
    @grey_apache Год назад +2

    Albania got thanos snapped bruh

  • @ligma9853
    @ligma9853 Год назад +391

    i can confirm that Mexico is indeed like Fallout New Vegas

  • @elliechen4646
    @elliechen4646 Год назад +295

    USA soldier: I AM THE WALL THAT EVERYONE FEARS, I AM THE UNBEATABLE HUMAN IRON SHIELD.

    • @danielevans8910
      @danielevans8910 Год назад +1

      When you come to it and you cant go do it and you cant knock it down you know that you found
      *THE WALL THE WALL THE WALL*
      nothin on earth can make you fall
      When you come to it and you cant go do it and you cant knock it down you know that you found
      *THE WALL THE WALL THE WALL*
      nothin on earth can make you fall

    • @harryjohnson9215
      @harryjohnson9215 Год назад

      The border between Mexico and American is a line of obese but yet strong people

    • @Manhandle730
      @Manhandle730 Год назад

      @@danielevans8910the hell are you talking about?

    • @danielevans8910
      @danielevans8910 Год назад

      @@Manhandle730 it’s a mark Henry song

  • @selolmeawespn
    @selolmeawespn Год назад +177

    "AI is so coo-"
    *gets fat shamed cuteley*

    • @Papa_Straight
      @Papa_Straight Год назад

      niggas in your country still use the word fat shamed?

  • @loner4life83
    @loner4life83 Год назад +4

    USA: I'm dirty bulking.

  • @HuskgamerI
    @HuskgamerI Год назад +574

    Other countries: normal soldiers with different outfits
    USA: *Nico Avocado*

    • @shuraimqadir3420
      @shuraimqadir3420 Год назад +4

      😂🤣😂

    • @hotrodbumblebee
      @hotrodbumblebee Год назад +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @chicagoan81
      @chicagoan81 Год назад +8

      Our military went from chasing oil reserves to being a cast member on my 600lb life

    • @Weedweaver0
      @Weedweaver0 Год назад +5

      SoldierCado AmeriCado

    • @epicsans6601
      @epicsans6601 Год назад +3

      Bros the perfect soldier his fat stops the bullets

  • @OGMoon_Walker
    @OGMoon_Walker Год назад +791

    what do they feed the USA soldier?, other soldiers? 💀

  • @TheMincraftWarriorDog
    @TheMincraftWarriorDog Год назад +90

    There's a reason why America is the biggest military 😂

    • @AllanTidgwell
      @AllanTidgwell Год назад +4

      Hegemonic Stability Theory... and the fact that they're the best option. Please name another society which you would want to rule the world and which has the means to do so

    • @warriormind145
      @warriormind145 Год назад

      ​@@AllanTidgwellwhat is bro yapping about

    • @Internationalbruv60
      @Internationalbruv60 Год назад

      No China and India has the biggest.

    • @kwik3695
      @kwik3695 Год назад

      ⁠@@Internationalbruv60 i believe it is according to spending, btw did you know that the largest airforce in the world is the us airforce and that the second largest is the us navy.

    • @CELESTIAL_CH
      @CELESTIAL_CH Год назад

      BEcause of McDonald's and KFC 😂