As a Canadian... I didn't know I needed any of this. Also I want someone to come up with a Canadian version cuz omg Ontario and Quebec alone would be hysterical.
@@grotwurksmekshop6607 more thinking exactly how Florida Man might ride the moose through town...........think of the children.......and everyones else's lunch!
They were daily at the start. These started because Ben had a goal to make a new funny video every day while in quarantine. I think in May he finally said he couldn't do them daily and maintain content quality anymore, so he was spacing things out.
The song for summoning Texas should be like: Florida: "The stars at night are big and bright-" Texas: *clap clap clap clap* "deep in the heart of Texas!"
Yeah, that is definently a involuntary reaction. It's like that scene in who framed roger rabbit where he has to finish shave and a hair cut. We are just compled to do it
I had a girlfriend do this in a supermarket because I didn't believe her. It was exactly as fun yet slightly terrifying as it sounds to have like 20 texans unified in song from parts of a store you can't even see.
Yo, Florida also forgot that they have bath salt zombies and a severely growing population of Burmese Pythons (aka 30 ft , 200 LBS constrictor snakes that don't hesitate because they are aggressive in nature and in eating)... Also, if Florida could stop making me wheeze and screech; then that would be great...
I’m watching this thinking about my cousin who was born in Massachusetts. Lived in Florida for about 10 years. And now currently lives up in Alaska lol
Narrator: Alaska, Massachusetts, Florida and Texas. Long ago these four states lived in harmony... Florida: Nope, never happened, never will. Texas: I wanna be the Fire Nation but that's probably California. Massachusetts: I agree with Florida on this. Alaska (at Massachusetts): Who are you again?
Ehh, we're too far away for Florida to do anything. We're not only in the opposite corner of the US, but we also have Canada between us and the Lower 48.
@@WyxienTheFox and we have lost the ability to feel fear so even if picking a fight with Florida is a bad idea, no matter how much we try, we won't die
Alf so I just have to ask, there is a rumor down my way (Missouri) that in Alaska you are required to carry a gun due to the possibility of polar bear attacks 👀 True?
@@lordzaboem Plus, Florida has yet to disappoint with 'stupidness' about the virus, politics... well everything... I'm in Florida and can't believe half the shit that happens.
@@lordzaboem Well, Ben was born & raised in Florida, but he lives in California, because, like any reasonable person, he was sick of the insanity. I feel bad for the alligators who have cohabitate with these Florida men.
I moved from Alaska to Texas about 7 years ago and this is amazing. Also the chocolate fountain is really cool and 100% recommend seeing it if you are ever in Alaska
As a person from talkeetna, Stubbs was indeed our mayor, he got chewed by a local dog and it was indeed sad… Anyways there is currently two movements to elect a new mayor, one is a new cat from the same restaurant that the late Stubbs is from, and the second is a dog from a restaurant about 100 feet down the road.
Grew up in Texas and moved to Georgia. People always ask me what's it like in Texas. Food is amazing. It's HOT. It's pretty much flat. The land is mostly brown unless you're near a swampy area. And the people............yeah. Their a mystery box. Not gonna know what you get 😅. I love your videos. My husband and I love watching them together. Keep up the good work
I lived in Fl for 20 years and "y'all register your guns" + "and you use them for good? You sweet prince" had me in fucking tears. Even though it was a bit on the nose.
Genuinely curious, do Americans spell cheque as check? Also these skits mean I now know more states abbreviations, politics and stereotypes than I’ve ever needed as a European 😂
You seem like the kind of person to meet someone by their nickname and insist on calling them by their government name. Does it say "Jack Horn" on your birth certificate? No? Then the state motto is what the state says it is.
@@rwaitwhat WHEREAS, The name "Texas" is derived from the Indian word "Tejas," meaning friendship, and WHEREAS, The said word is emblematic of the universal spirit existing in Texas and reflects the spirit that has at all times influenced our people; now, therefor, BE IT RESOLVED, By the House of Representatives, the Senate concurring, that the word "Friendship" be and is here- by adopted and declared to be the motto of the State of Texas. -(House Concurrent Resolution No. 22, 41st Legislature; 1930)
@@powerup3005 Ben wasn't referring to the OFFICIAL state motto. He was referring to the motto Texas uses on all its tourism advertising. (Also, Texas needs to change its official motto, because "friendship" isn't even in the top 10 things the state's known for.)
As someone who has lived in Texas my entire life, I had no actual recollection of that. Did I probably learn it at some point? Yes. Is that what I'd say if asked for the state motto? Hell no. I'd've said Don't Mess With Texas, and then Everything's Bigger
Man I love Alaska, I moved to the Michigan U.P to get as close as I can to being Alaskan without completely abandoning my family, but it's still not even close.
i do really hope to see a time when florida tries to out danger someone, and someone brings up natural disasters and florida just lists off they can have/have had/have, tornados, hurricanes, a blizzard before, a volcano, and the chance of a tsunami, flash flooding, and more. like the reactions to the blizzard and volcano would be amazing. also alaska has to show up more, love these
Kansas here...we do the same! They just LOVE to claim fhey have the best bbq, and when they do..Kansas City says "HOLD MY BEER!" The ONLY BBQ capitol is KANSAS CITY!
As an Alaskan, how we spend most of our time is verbally attacking Texas, TRYING avoid bears and moose, winter sports (xc skiing and hokey players hate each other, and our ski teams are super competitive even though we really only have 3 highschool level ones in the whole state), fishing, being in complete darkness and complaining about 70 degree weather.... Can you do another of these????
I know I’ve already made this comment before. But I’m really glad you are able to spread the news! I hope you are able to continue your comedy career in person! I’m also hopeful I get to see it in person. You’re very funny!!
"And I have Florida Man", gave Alaska the appropriate pause!
I see your bears and raise you a Florida Man!
They forgot polar bears
We have tweaker man
@@honest-Alaska mostly in Wasilla
@@McKavian you clearly haven’t been in Anchorage in a few years.
as an Alaskan, I can assure that verbally abusing Texas is our state pastime
That smirk he got asking where’s Texas perfectly encapsulates the joy we get.
As a Texan I appreciate that because I have been sick of the oversized ego of Texas for a long time
*jokes on you I’ve never met an Alaskan*
@@christophercarey165 By chance do you live in Austin? Just by how it’s portrayed in those videos, you sound like you might live in Austin XD
As a Californian I will gladly join forces with you
alaska: i have the most registered guns per capita
texas: i have the most registered guns period
florida: yall register your guns??
Yeah I'm convinced florida would win both of those of they well....ya know followed the law
This joke makes no sense as Texas doesn’t register guns.
JJD76 there is no registry
@@jjdurrenber I was thinking the same thing
Guns? I’m from Wyoming and have 10 gun cabinets full of guns.
Alaska tormenting Texas is something I didn’t know I needed.
Can confirm; dunking on Texas is one of our official state pastimes.
As a Canadian... I didn't know I needed any of this. Also I want someone to come up with a Canadian version cuz omg Ontario and Quebec alone would be hysterical.
Jeremy Dinsmore I’m from Louisiana, and same. Let’s do it together sometime.
I'm a Texan and I admit it's very funny 🤣
@@chefbanjo8139 your supposed to be friends with us Lousiana! How could you betray us like that?
Alaska: "don't you need to SEE people to spread a virus?"
This speaks to me on a spiritual level.
Alaska has a population density of 1.2 people per square mile... so it is very true.
AK: Hey little buddy!
TX: oh.....
Straight up killed me 😂
I want to make an edit of that but with "oh... It's you..." From Glad0s
For the wondering Alaska is roughly 20% the size of the entire continental us. They are stupid huge.
and we love rubbing it in texas' face
and yet the pop size is smallest in the country
How many big macs per football field is that?
theyre like what siberia is for russia
@@lucasthompson2432 oh shit forgot you were a thing how are ya?
I think it was the fact that Florida said “Florida man” in the most creepy and sketchy voice is why Alaska got scared 🤣
Read the subtitle "Imagining Headline 'Florida Man riding a Moose through Town' "
@@grotwurksmekshop6607 LOL. It wouldn't be the dumbest thing that tourists have done up here. :D
@@grotwurksmekshop6607 more thinking exactly how Florida Man might ride the moose through town...........think of the children.......and everyones else's lunch!
Lol *Florida man tames growler bear*
The phrase "Florida Man" alone should be enough to give ANYONE pause!
Am I the only one that wishes these were longer and daily????
Karen Lankton look, if they were daily, the content quality would go down
@@James-ix5yj true but just imagine, daily craziness from Florida OuO
You have no idea
They were daily at the start. These started because Ben had a goal to make a new funny video every day while in quarantine. I think in May he finally said he couldn't do them daily and maintain content quality anymore, so he was spacing things out.
Definitely, makes my day
The song for summoning Texas should be like:
Florida: "The stars at night are big and bright-"
Texas: *clap clap clap clap* "deep in the heart of Texas!"
Yeah, that is definently a involuntary reaction. It's like that scene in who framed roger rabbit where he has to finish shave and a hair cut. We are just compled to do it
He does that in the “official” Texas intro vid later.
well its true
I had a girlfriend do this in a supermarket because I didn't believe her.
It was exactly as fun yet slightly terrifying as it sounds to have like 20 texans unified in song from parts of a store you can't even see.
“3rd largest state...” and soda came out my nose 🥤 👃
Alaska is two and a half times bigger than Texas
@@poling332; Thanks, I never saw it like that before, that huge!
Don't mean "pop" came out your nose... 😜
texan and the second we were called in i knew where this was going
Hahahaha
“You register your guns?” I’m still surprised my guns are actually registered in Florida, not gonna lie.
They aren't. FL doesn't have a registry . Thank god
@@chuckfinley4292 neither does Texas, don't know why he thought we do.
We don’t even remember we have guns up here in the bush
Yo, Florida also forgot that they have bath salt zombies and a severely growing population of Burmese Pythons (aka 30 ft , 200 LBS constrictor snakes that don't hesitate because they are aggressive in nature and in eating)...
Also, if Florida could stop making me wheeze and screech; then that would be great...
He mentioned "face eating people" in another video I believe.😂
i wheeze every video 😌😌
I actually used to work in a correctional facility in AK. We have bath salt zombies too...
Don't forget herpes infected monkeys.
Pythons are mainly in the South with every other reptile you can imagine from iguanas to taegu lizards to satanic leaf-tailed gecko
As an Alaskan, I approve of everything you did here. Keep bringing Alaska back!
I’m watching this thinking about my cousin who was born in Massachusetts. Lived in Florida for about 10 years. And now currently lives up in Alaska lol
Lol 😂😂😂
😬😳
The ptsd from florida makes alaska a haven. If it wasnt so frecking cold id live there. Beautiful area.
THE SPIRIT OF MASSACHUSETTS IS THE SPIRIT OF AMERICA
Narrator: Alaska, Massachusetts, Florida and Texas. Long ago these four states lived in harmony...
Florida: Nope, never happened, never will.
Texas: I wanna be the Fire Nation but that's probably California.
Massachusetts: I agree with Florida on this.
Alaska (at Massachusetts): Who are you again?
So, Alaska won the battle for some serious BDE, but Texas won for patience. He honestly tried.... That poor, sweet prince.
"You register your guns??" Have to be by far the most FLORIDIAN thang he could say 😂😂
Gun Registry? Wat dat?
I'm in Mass and can confirm, 95 sucks no matter where on the East Coast you're driving (crawling) on it.
Yeah even when you are several miles away from the nearest cities
You can drive on 95? I thought it was one giant parking lot.
@@js1031 Technically I drive faster in a parking lot.
Jesus, Alaska has no chill. I understand starting up competition with Texas but starting it with Florida is just stupid.
Ehh, we're too far away for Florida to do anything. We're not only in the opposite corner of the US, but we also have Canada between us and the Lower 48.
@@WyxienTheFox and we have lost the ability to feel fear so even if picking a fight with Florida is a bad idea, no matter how much we try, we won't die
@@idkhetaliaiguess717 y'all are terrifying and I respect you.
@@ThatRandomGirlAndrea Why thank you :)
Alf so I just have to ask, there is a rumor down my way (Missouri) that in Alaska you are required to carry a gun due to the possibility of polar bear attacks 👀 True?
so is alaska gonna be like florida and dc where they are running things now?
Nah, Florida appears in every episode because Ben lives in Florida. Meanwhile D.C. is the the straight man, like Abbot in Abbot & Costello.
@@lordzaboem Plus, Florida has yet to disappoint with 'stupidness' about the virus, politics... well everything... I'm in Florida and can't believe half the shit that happens.
Alaska is always there you just don't see him cus hes quiet
@@lordzaboem
Well, Ben was born & raised in Florida, but he lives in California, because, like any reasonable person, he was sick of the insanity. I feel bad for the alligators who have cohabitate with these Florida men.
I moved from Alaska to Texas about 7 years ago and this is amazing. Also the chocolate fountain is really cool and 100% recommend seeing it if you are ever in Alaska
I have seen Alaska plates in Texas. Have you ever seen Texas plates in Alaska?
@@ranranran8316 twice, both times during summer
@@ranranran8316 Only people from Lackland coming to JBER.
As an Alaskan, yes, I can confirm that one of our favorite past times are violently bullying Texans.
And as a Montanan, this is one reason we like Alaskans.
I look forward to these videos probably more then i should.
As an Alaskan... i LOVE THIS!!! Thanks for doing your research and being awesome!!
Florida Man rides moose through town omg florida man
I’m pretty sure something similar happened before.
As a person from talkeetna, Stubbs was indeed our mayor, he got chewed by a local dog and it was indeed sad…
Anyways there is currently two movements to elect a new mayor, one is a new cat from the same restaurant that the late Stubbs is from, and the second is a dog from a restaurant about 100 feet down the road.
And y'all are electing another animal mayor?!
Okay then, who won?
@@GeneralDragon011 no one, there isn’t a vote lol
No vote? What do you mean?
Thank you for giving Alaska the dedication it deserves!!
“Brown Recleese” 🤣🤣🤣
The best part about that, is that the brown recluse, doesn't even range to 99% of Florida. Only the Pensacola area....contrary to popular belief.
@@kikstand2011 I'm guessing we have transplants then. We have them in Hillsborough and Pinellas counties at the very least.
kikstand2011 yes can confirm brown “recleese” are in Hillsborough. My niece was bite.
Holy crap I nearly had to scroll through all 200+ comments to find one on this 😂
@@Ben_Brainard
Nope. They range from Iowa, south to Louie, west to Kansas, and east to Georgia.
You have eastern diamondbacks, why not bring them up?
I am honestly surprised how accurately you portrayed Alaska, well done
Grew up in Texas and moved to Georgia. People always ask me what's it like in Texas. Food is amazing. It's HOT. It's pretty much flat. The land is mostly brown unless you're near a swampy area. And the people............yeah. Their a mystery box. Not gonna know what you get 😅. I love your videos. My husband and I love watching them together. Keep up the good work
There’s people from the countryside, who fit the stereotype, but then there’s the borderline Californians who live in the big cities, like Austin.
As a Texan, we don’t register our guns.
Ben Brainard umm, I had no idea...that’s insane, but not surprising...the number of registrations IS surprising from what I know of my fellow Texans
Ben Brainard Well THATS terrifying.
I don't have a gun and I'm from Texas but I plan to get one in the future
When a gun is sold from or through a dealer, the 4473 is a "registration". 😉
Is it just me ~I only want to get covid19 updates from Ben Brainard.
I need for Ben Brainard and Julie Nolke to do a collaboration with DC having a conversation with Julie’s future self.
Sometimes it's serious scares me to death sometimes I can't stop laughing thank you both ways mr. Bernard
The aww you sweet prince is adorable 😊 also appropriate pause for Alaska
I actually went from Soldotna to Talkeetna and pet Mayor Stubbs before he passed 😞 fly high
As someone from Texas the end was halarious
One of the videos should mention DC trying to become a state
Who else is addicted to these!
Watched them all last night. Want more now.
I just started, lord help me.
Been saying "this is the last one" for the last almost 2 hours to sleep... I have not 😂
Some of the best content I've seen since quarantine keep it up
I lived in Fl for 20 years and "y'all register your guns" + "and you use them for good? You sweet prince" had me in fucking tears. Even though it was a bit on the nose.
“Florida man” as the power move against Alaska is hilarious
There needs to be more channels like this. Because we can't expect you to post these every day.
Okay Florida will always be my favorite but Alaska is a close second! That attitude is everything! 😂😂😂
Florida shoulda ended that with "bless your heart"
YOU. ARE. HYSTERICAL..... PERIOD. Love your videos! Keep them coming!!!!
These videos are my favorite things ever!! I watch them over and over again. Keep us the good work!!
These have become my guilty pleasure. I don't know why more people don't watch. I say we replace the news with this.
I love how surprisingly informative this is...
Florida just like ~oh my sweet prince~
The 95 part is spot on 😂
Florida man! Love it. Born and raised Floridian here and so on point!
I live in Florida and your content is spot on most of the time it's hilarious keep up the great work it makes my day
Florida went SS3 by saying "And I have FLORIDA-MAN" and shut down Alaska REAL QUICK!! LOL
That’s it.....Moose and Alligator for The White House 2020.
Couldn't do any worse than the current batch of candidates. I'm in.
I'm in.
Really all that needed to be said was 'I have flying cockroaches ' lol
Genuinely curious, do Americans spell cheque as check?
Also these skits mean I now know more states abbreviations, politics and stereotypes than I’ve ever needed as a European 😂
Yeah, I've never spelled it as cheque.
It also like grey and gray or color and colour
Canada spells it as cheque, but the US spells it as check.
Maybe you could do a similar series for Europe!
Yeah, we do spell “check.”
@@wishuponadream91I'm not quite funny enough for that so it'd probably come across as crazily xenophobic 😅
You are just getting better, with each one!
That brow recleese joke almost went by unnoticed.
seriously I cant get enough of these. they are hilarious
I'm living for these. You keep me sane dude
🤣🤣🤣 you gotta give Alaska props! Well done Ben!😎👍
Haha love this! Thank you for sharing your talent and humor!!!
Um, actually the Texas state motto is "Friendship" because Texas actually comes from the Cado word for friendship
You seem like the kind of person to meet someone by their nickname and insist on calling them by their government name. Does it say "Jack Horn" on your birth certificate? No? Then the state motto is what the state says it is.
@@rwaitwhat WHEREAS, The name "Texas" is derived from the Indian word "Tejas," meaning friendship, and
WHEREAS, The said word is emblematic of the universal spirit existing in Texas and reflects the spirit that has at all times influenced our people; now, therefor, BE IT RESOLVED, By the House of Representatives, the Senate concurring, that the word "Friendship" be and is here- by adopted and declared to be the motto of the State of Texas. -(House Concurrent Resolution No. 22, 41st Legislature; 1930)
@@powerup3005 Ben wasn't referring to the OFFICIAL state motto. He was referring to the motto Texas uses on all its tourism advertising. (Also, Texas needs to change its official motto, because "friendship" isn't even in the top 10 things the state's known for.)
As someone who has lived in Texas my entire life, I had no actual recollection of that. Did I probably learn it at some point? Yes. Is that what I'd say if asked for the state motto? Hell no. I'd've said Don't Mess With Texas, and then Everything's Bigger
As a fellow Central Floridian, I can feel you speaking to my soul. XD
Man I love Alaska, I moved to the Michigan U.P to get as close as I can to being Alaskan without completely abandoning my family, but it's still not even close.
As a resident of Alaska, can confirm.
Alaska should've said "and we have Russians." in response to "we have florida man"
Man the gun part at the end is spot on lol.
I totally hollered
I just discovered this channel and it’s my new favorite thing on the internet
Lowkey I loved the "meese" into "brown recleese" joke
"Brown Recleese"??? 😂🤣 I'm CRYN'!!!
Okay so I watched Louisiana, and part one and two of Alaska. You have earned my subscription sir! Good day!
"And i have florida man" Thats a mic drop Alaska you aint beating that
"And I... have... Florida man"
That's the one. That's the one we were all waiting for.
i do really hope to see a time when florida tries to out danger someone, and someone brings up natural disasters and florida just lists off they can have/have had/have, tornados, hurricanes, a blizzard before, a volcano, and the chance of a tsunami, flash flooding, and more. like the reactions to the blizzard and volcano would be amazing.
also alaska has to show up more, love these
Alaska killing errybody 😂 keep these going after COVID please hahaha
This one is one of the funniest you've done.
Keep up the good work
“Okay you’re both scary, can we stop?”
😂
When i heard Aurora Borealis in that voice/tone i got Steamed Hams flashbacks
Oh man , love the Florida man , we have radio contests guessing if news stories were Florida or not .. for prizes
Florida or not Florida!!! Its the best!!!
In love with the balto reference!!!
Found u on tik tok n so happy I did lol
Been watching you on tiktok for months, finally subbed to your RUclips channel. Respect man
Florida to Texas, "lol, you register your guns?" 😂😂😂 🤣🤣🤣
LOL!! "You REGISTER your guns??"
Florida Man is legit... *(mic drop)*
“And I have Florida Man” I died he’s unstable lmaoo
Yesssssss texas florida and alaskas witty arguments they are soooooooo cute i love it
"there's nothing you could say to make me even want to visit."
"world's largest chocolate fountain."
"i'm in"
yea, sounds about right
I seen it. It’s about five miles from my house
you make learning about recent government issues fun. thank you
as an alaskin native I abosloutly love messing with texans its perfect 🤣
Kansas here...we do the same! They just LOVE to claim fhey have the best bbq, and when they do..Kansas City says "HOLD MY BEER!"
The ONLY BBQ capitol is KANSAS CITY!
Florida Man here. Everyone knows you summon TX with: "The stars at night are big and bright"
👏👏👏👏 Deep in the heart of Texas
Alaska sounds so exhausted with explaining the Iditarod
Absolutely loved the "speaking of, where's Texas?" We love picking on Texans, but I only do it in good fun with people I know from there
Yes! You mentioned the Iditarod!❤️
Wel done, Ben. Love your videos.
As a person raised in FL ...I needed this fun fight
As an Alaskan, how we spend most of our time is verbally attacking Texas, TRYING avoid bears and moose, winter sports (xc skiing and hokey players hate each other, and our ski teams are super competitive even though we really only have 3 highschool level ones in the whole state), fishing, being in complete darkness and complaining about 70 degree weather.... Can you do another of these????
I know I’ve already made this comment before. But I’m really glad you are able to spread the news! I hope you are able to continue your comedy career in person! I’m also hopeful I get to see it in person. You’re very funny!!
I love Florida! It reminds of home. Cheers from Brazil! S2
Alaska asking Florida to summon Texas just so Alaska could pick on Texas is kinda hilarious.