“The Wu-Tang Clan is the Greatest Clan” - Brian Simpson - Lights Out with David Spade
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- Опубликовано: 16 сен 2019
- In his television stand-up debut, Brian Simpson talks about why he doesn’t search for lost dogs and how racism is a lot like herpes.
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this shit was clever and funny af PLZ dont cancel this show it seems like one of the most genuine shows in a long time. i feel like they just need to work out some bugs in season 1. every talk show needs a segment that they can call their own and yours is DEFINITELY building a comic dont stop doing that one PLZ
You're doing great with these new comedians Dave...thanks!
Brian is awesome!!!! ✌ more please 🙏💚
You need to get Greer Barnes in
Mas Luz Fuera por favor 🙏
When does the season drop @comedycentral ?????
The herpes/racism and pennies metaphors were comedy genius.
Eh
Hilarious
jmsolano0516 going to take a swing at your personality and say that you’re probably one of those people who judges intelligence more so by the way someone speaks than what the meat of their take is. Or you just didn’t like the topic and it’s making you react in a petty way
Elias Leal oh great, another white guy telling us about how oppressed they are...You know I used to think we were all the same but maybe white folks are just emotionally weaker. Here’s to hoping you’re just an outlier.
Shades of Patrice o Neal
That racist lifeguard/kkk aquatic branch joke is GOLD 😂
aquatic special division of KKK ahahhahahah
That one had me crying! Who'd have thought there was an aquatic branch?
It's not too far off the truth either. The entire stereotype started because pools used to be whites only.
These many months later, I just realized the emblem for lifeguards and the KKK are very similar. The detail in the joke... geez
That aquatic joke has my hollaring.
Well dahm that waaaazzz a Hot 5 mins. Thumbs Up
I felt like this dude just delivered a whole hour long special in just a few minutes. I got sucked into a charismatic vortex or some shit.
DuBB Wire yep
@@michalittle31 bro this is the best comment hands down. Thank you
"Why's my freedom so bumpy...?"
Best line...
🏆the best
These are some next level jokes, I'm wishing this brotha all the success in the world.
Absolutely 👍😁😁
Honestly, this shit was so well done. Loved and laughed at it.
My man got some serious talent, these 5 minutes were damn perfect.
i like how you use the name of rameses the 2nd but use the profile pic of thutmose the 3rd lol
Right on
props to David spade for bringing him on here.
He hit on all cylinders. Imagine if he had an hour long set.
This was rough. Little dated set at first but ended strong. Has good potential.
@@BigPat6521 you're trippin
@@TheMiist saying almost all the cliché old jokes. But to build a set is like their personality too. He's so new he hasn't build everything yet. Why i say he has potential.
@@BigPat6521 disagree and agree.. Hes got lots of potential.. But THIS was a great set 😁
@Elias Leal Try the kkk channel. Your perspectives will be affirmed over there.
That was the tightest 5min I've seen from an unknown all year... will definitely be checking for this guy.
"I had to ask twice for napkins... Imma out this place outta business"😂😂🤣🤣
I swear that pennies/black people joke is so funny that's the joke that made Spade bring him on
I thought that's one of tge funniest bots I've ever heard actually 😄😄😄
@@notmyrealnamep9218 sorry to tell you this but you got no humor bro
SkyreeXScalabar I got humor but I don’t have to dick ride some guy just because he’s the same race as me and speaking some politically correct shit
@@notmyrealnamep9218 like anyone gives a fuck about your review on youtube. You need to go to Yelp.
@@notmyrealnamep9218 you're just mad because he said the world's not flat aren't you.
Aquatic wing of the klu klux klan💀💀💀😂😂😂😂
They have their own ocean force 😂😂
"Aqua Klan"
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Now that was a VERY "Tight Five"...every joke, punchline and delivery was ON POINT. 👊🏾🔥👊🏾🔥
Aquatic KKK BAHAHA
“I bet if I sneezed in ya mouth, you’ll make a doctors appointment “ 💀😂😂
This year has proved that they would not
He needs more exposure, that was awesome. The material was great and his rhythm and cool delivery were perfect. Very polished for a comedian who hasn't had much TV exposure, want to see more!
I meeeeeeaaaan...this dude made me actually laugh more than any Comedy Central clip I've seen since...
hmm he hasn't made me laugh yet
@@Vikkyyee I'm sorry that your dog chose the streets.
@@milfbangaable I've never had a dog and the joke was bad ~
@@Vikkyyee its ok we all have different tastes in comedy
@@trackman411 i wrote that within 1 minute of watching the vid lol he did make me laugh lmfao
David Spade is the man for putting new comics on his shows
Dude pull me in so hard I literally forgot what the title joke was till he said it. Great work.
Dope set, I'll definitely be checking for him in the future💯
“Why is my Freedom so bumpy” did it for me! He’s Awesome Lmao
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He's a killer. I would love to see him do an hour🤘
Come out to the Comedy Store in LaJolla this weekend. If you’re in Southern California.
Just got a Netflix special
Just saw him do about 50 minutes in Tampa. Dudes HILARIOUS
The cheers when he mentioned the wu.😁🙌🙌🙌
🙌🙌🙌
“It don’t seem round from here” lmfao
so funny this sentence with this grammar hahaha
Killed it for 5 min straight. Next level jokes right here. I hope he blows up.
I’m going to have to keep this guy on my radar. That was a killer set.
"I had to ask for napkins??? I'ma put this place out of business!" Hilarious!🤣😂🤣
First time seeing Brian Simpson, he’s good👍👏👏👏👏👏👏
“I got some theories of my own Neil DeGrasse Tyson” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
4:34 that “oh my god” from an audience member 😂😂😂 this was some quality comedy by Brian Simpson.
Gotta say that penny joke is right on the money
David Spade gave that intro well. I saw someone funny. Asked him to do a tight five. I think you will like him.... That's how it should be done.
This dude is on a Dave chapelle level . I love the uncensored jokes that speak the truth and I hope he get all the success he deserves!
Nice pull, Spade. Dude was clever and funny with great stoner momentum. He's like Hannibal Buress minus the yelling.
I thought he was similar to Hannibal as well 🤘🤘🤘
He's Hannibal Buress with talent and ideas of his own, so not like Hannibal at all.
Yeah his delivery is straight Hannibal.
Uckfay Hannibal Buress.
Eric Andre too while you at it.
@@parabellum5503 Who else would you like to throw in? I’m down to hear. They’re not my kids. I don’t give a fk.
So, for the longest I have thought that almost all of the best modern comics fall from Richard Pryor's tree. Robin Williams believed it. Even Roseann Barr has gone on record to that effect. Now, I have to give Dave Chappelle credit for being the creator of a new genre of comedy - really intelligent, edgy political humor that takes aim at the biggest elephants in the room without apology or disguise. This set sizzles!
what about Carlin?
Carlin is a God for real.. ALL COMEDIANS owe him at least an ounce of respect
I never thought Robin Williams was funny, I wonder what's wrong with me.
@@srbinsajuga3326 i never thought he was funny on the level he gets praised for
I hit my blunt just now and this video played XD I am in tears haha
This dude's set. He's off the chain! Hilarious!
"Why is my freedom so bumpy" 😂😂😂
This was some original sounding shit, I love the throw offs to the punch line... however I did not get napkins with this video therefore Im gonna have to rate it 4.5 Stars
Lmao 😂
Dead
I love what u did there
Only a nigga can pull off this humor 🤣🤣🤣….better than 1 ⭐️ review
Wtf. I'm dead. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣😁😁😁😭😭. Aye CC.. More of this guy
The comedy community is so happy for Brian to get his shot. He's a good guy.
yooooooo!!! spader you just put this man career on the map!!!! such a good refreshing comedian!!!!
This is some of the most clever 5 minutes I've heard in I can't remember how long. This guy killed it.
Eff the people that have a degree in this...🤣
The aquatic ring I am wheezing
You made it!! I’m soo happy for you and I laughed the entire time..
Wow, getting a David Spade shout out all the way from Kill Tony at the Comedy Store, great stuff
That was SHARP... hilarious and very thoughtful!
1:59 why is my freedom so bumpy?
This man funny as hell, we gunna see more of this brotha
This dude KILLED it.
Saw him open for Tom segura. He absolutely killed! Go Brian!
We want more Brian Simpson!
This is probably the most underrated tight five in history. Beyond super good.
Yoooo this dude is dope every joke had me rolling 😂😂😂
Straight fuego and Truth. Love the timing, cadence and diversity in his material right here. I’ll be sharing this w/friends in my arrogant and small circle of comedy nerds. Big ups and we will be supporting him. Wu-Tang Clan ain’t nothin’ to f#ck with. Mr. Simpson...keep up the awesome work. David Spade Show...you done well. Comedy-Central Stand-Up...ditto! 👍🏽
Why hasn't this blown up yet. Best comedy bit of the year. Everyone, recommend this to reactors
Big ups to Brian Simpson! And big ups to David S. for having him on the platform.
He was great. Smart too. Looking forward to his special!
After the "Aquatic Wing of the KKK" am in stitches
"Why is my freedom so bumpy" That's one of the best jokes I've ever heard.
My Grandma came to visit when we were little and brought her German Shepherd. My Dad and I took the Dog to a park 4 miles away and it bolted away. When we got home we thought we lost the Dog and it showed up like 45 minutes after we did. It had never even been to our house but for that day! Crazy he sniffed my Grandma out from 4 miles away and he was in a city he'd never been in before. Was at my house for less than an hour, went 4 miles away, and got back to the doorstep. Through a city and suburb. Unbelievable.
He extended that metaphor where anyone else would have hyperextended it.
Great social commentary, really witty. So many hard funnies.
So glad I've been introduced to this dude. This was amazing 🔥🔥🔥🔥
KILLED IT
We live in a society where comedians speak more truth than the media does...
ok banksy
They always have.. George Carlin is our God , a lot of people just haven't realized it yet 😂
Big ups to David Spade for spotting this guy... Really funny.
This is the best 5 minute stand-up I've seen! I gotta check out more material from this guy.
Five of the best minutes in comedy I've ever seen!
I’m not usually a fan of racial humor, but this dude is hilarious af.
Lamb Chop I love racial humor...because it’s some truth behind most of the jokes...
thats because the jokes are actually clever. Most black comics like to play to racial stereotypes and those can be hard to listen to if the jokes arent absolutely funny.
@@JBSCORNERL8 Thumbs down
Joe Rogan brought me here
2 years later, Joe Rogan brought me here as well
Gotta see more of this guy! Had me rolling🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥
"You shouldn't be asking a black man to return a runaway to their master!".....LOL. This guy is super funny with some really great material. Hope to see more of him in the future.
the herpes joke is brilliant
I love Brian Simpson!!! Funny dude, GREAT guy!
This is gold. Keep em comin!
the dog bit gets me no matter how many times i hear it--“ he knows exactly where you are “
Now this guy is funny!
Good stuff. Hope to see more of him in the future.
Thanks for showcasing this guy. Loved the set. I will be following him on social media and keeping an eye out for a show in my area. Bet.
This man is quality. More of him is needed!!!!
Great stuff
RIP ODB
Great bit, especially the pennies part!
Good job guys, im a critic when it comes to comedy and this guy is going places!! Thanks for having him on the show!
Real smooth with the jokes bro!! No homo, I love this, laid back and not over doing anything
Very funny. Love it 😆😆😆
OK... the "why is my freedom bumpy" line made me laugh the hardest I've laughed in a long time! Lol!
Best laugh I had all week. Thank you.
Great stuff! Would love to see him on some writing teams if he's not doing longer sets!
this shits legendary ima jus say that
Thank you Wybie
That last line was Gold!!
Laughed the whole time 🔥🔥🔥
Omfg I love this dude. I need to see more of him. He's hilarious XD
Can we get Brian Simpson and Hannibal Buress on a panel together please?? 😁😁
I look forward to seeing more of this man in the future. Great material.
Why am I just now finding this and how the hell it only has 400k views. Each joke was damn near original except for obviously the topics but the way he said them were very unique.
Why was I about to type the same thing and noticed that you beat me to it two days ago. Past me is that you? 😂
That was a nice 5 minutes, looking forward to more.
I can fux with this show if ur putting cats like this on.
Really good from beginning to finish