“The Wu-Tang Clan is the Greatest Clan” - Brian Simpson - Lights Out with David Spade
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- Опубликовано: 25 авг 2024
- In his television stand-up debut, Brian Simpson talks about why he doesn’t search for lost dogs and how racism is a lot like herpes.
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this shit was clever and funny af PLZ dont cancel this show it seems like one of the most genuine shows in a long time. i feel like they just need to work out some bugs in season 1. every talk show needs a segment that they can call their own and yours is DEFINITELY building a comic dont stop doing that one PLZ
You're doing great with these new comedians Dave...thanks!
Brian is awesome!!!! ✌ more please 🙏💚
You need to get Greer Barnes in
Mas Luz Fuera por favor 🙏
When does the season drop @comedycentral ?????
The herpes/racism and pennies metaphors were comedy genius.
Eh
Hilarious
jmsolano0516 going to take a swing at your personality and say that you’re probably one of those people who judges intelligence more so by the way someone speaks than what the meat of their take is. Or you just didn’t like the topic and it’s making you react in a petty way
Elias Leal oh great, another white guy telling us about how oppressed they are...You know I used to think we were all the same but maybe white folks are just emotionally weaker. Here’s to hoping you’re just an outlier.
Shades of Patrice o Neal
That racist lifeguard/kkk aquatic branch joke is GOLD 😂
aquatic special division of KKK ahahhahahah
That one had me crying! Who'd have thought there was an aquatic branch?
It's not too far off the truth either. The entire stereotype started because pools used to be whites only.
These many months later, I just realized the emblem for lifeguards and the KKK are very similar. The detail in the joke... geez
That aquatic joke has my hollaring.
These are some next level jokes, I'm wishing this brotha all the success in the world.
Absolutely 👍😁😁
Honestly, this shit was so well done. Loved and laughed at it.
My man got some serious talent, these 5 minutes were damn perfect.
i like how you use the name of rameses the 2nd but use the profile pic of thutmose the 3rd lol
Right on
props to David spade for bringing him on here.
That was the tightest 5min I've seen from an unknown all year... will definitely be checking for this guy.
Well dahm that waaaazzz a Hot 5 mins. Thumbs Up
I felt like this dude just delivered a whole hour long special in just a few minutes. I got sucked into a charismatic vortex or some shit.
DuBB Wire yep
@@michalittle31 bro this is the best comment hands down. Thank you
"Why's my freedom so bumpy...?"
Best line...
🏆the best
"I had to ask twice for napkins... Imma out this place outta business"😂😂🤣🤣
"Aqua Klan"
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Now that was a VERY "Tight Five"...every joke, punchline and delivery was ON POINT. 👊🏾🔥👊🏾🔥
Aquatic KKK BAHAHA
I swear that pennies/black people joke is so funny that's the joke that made Spade bring him on
I thought that's one of tge funniest bots I've ever heard actually 😄😄😄
@@notmyrealnamep9218 sorry to tell you this but you got no humor bro
SkyreeXScalabar I got humor but I don’t have to dick ride some guy just because he’s the same race as me and speaking some politically correct shit
@@notmyrealnamep9218 like anyone gives a fuck about your review on youtube. You need to go to Yelp.
@@notmyrealnamep9218 you're just mad because he said the world's not flat aren't you.
He hit on all cylinders. Imagine if he had an hour long set.
This was rough. Little dated set at first but ended strong. Has good potential.
@@BigPat6521 you're trippin
@@TheMiist saying almost all the cliché old jokes. But to build a set is like their personality too. He's so new he hasn't build everything yet. Why i say he has potential.
@@BigPat6521 disagree and agree.. Hes got lots of potential.. But THIS was a great set 😁
@Elias Leal Try the kkk channel. Your perspectives will be affirmed over there.
Aquatic wing of the klu klux klan💀💀💀😂😂😂😂
They have their own ocean force 😂😂
He needs more exposure, that was awesome. The material was great and his rhythm and cool delivery were perfect. Very polished for a comedian who hasn't had much TV exposure, want to see more!
“I bet if I sneezed in ya mouth, you’ll make a doctors appointment “ 💀😂😂
This year has proved that they would not
I meeeeeeaaaan...this dude made me actually laugh more than any Comedy Central clip I've seen since...
hmm he hasn't made me laugh yet
@@Vikkyyee I'm sorry that your dog chose the streets.
@@milfbangaable I've never had a dog and the joke was bad ~
@@Vikkyyee its ok we all have different tastes in comedy
@@trackman411 i wrote that within 1 minute of watching the vid lol he did make me laugh lmfao
David Spade is the man for putting new comics on his shows
Dope set, I'll definitely be checking for him in the future💯
He's a killer. I would love to see him do an hour🤘
Come out to the Comedy Store in LaJolla this weekend. If you’re in Southern California.
Just got a Netflix special
Just saw him do about 50 minutes in Tampa. Dudes HILARIOUS
Dude pull me in so hard I literally forgot what the title joke was till he said it. Great work.
So, for the longest I have thought that almost all of the best modern comics fall from Richard Pryor's tree. Robin Williams believed it. Even Roseann Barr has gone on record to that effect. Now, I have to give Dave Chappelle credit for being the creator of a new genre of comedy - really intelligent, edgy political humor that takes aim at the biggest elephants in the room without apology or disguise. This set sizzles!
what about Carlin?
Carlin is a God for real.. ALL COMEDIANS owe him at least an ounce of respect
I never thought Robin Williams was funny, I wonder what's wrong with me.
@@srbinsajuga3326 i never thought he was funny on the level he gets praised for
Killed it for 5 min straight. Next level jokes right here. I hope he blows up.
"I had to ask for napkins??? I'ma put this place out of business!" Hilarious!🤣😂🤣
“Why is my Freedom so bumpy” did it for me! He’s Awesome Lmao
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This was some original sounding shit, I love the throw offs to the punch line... however I did not get napkins with this video therefore Im gonna have to rate it 4.5 Stars
Lmao 😂
Dead
I love what u did there
Only a nigga can pull off this humor 🤣🤣🤣….better than 1 ⭐️ review
I’m going to have to keep this guy on my radar. That was a killer set.
4:34 that “oh my god” from an audience member 😂😂😂 this was some quality comedy by Brian Simpson.
This dude is on a Dave chapelle level . I love the uncensored jokes that speak the truth and I hope he get all the success he deserves!
“I got some theories of my own Neil DeGrasse Tyson” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
David Spade gave that intro well. I saw someone funny. Asked him to do a tight five. I think you will like him.... That's how it should be done.
Nice pull, Spade. Dude was clever and funny with great stoner momentum. He's like Hannibal Buress minus the yelling.
I thought he was similar to Hannibal as well 🤘🤘🤘
He's Hannibal Buress with talent and ideas of his own, so not like Hannibal at all.
Yeah his delivery is straight Hannibal.
Uckfay Hannibal Buress.
Eric Andre too while you at it.
@@parabellum5503 Who else would you like to throw in? I’m down to hear. They’re not my kids. I don’t give a fk.
First time seeing Brian Simpson, he’s good👍👏👏👏👏👏👏
“It don’t seem round from here” lmfao
so funny this sentence with this grammar hahaha
The cheers when he mentioned the wu.😁🙌🙌🙌
🙌🙌🙌
The comedy community is so happy for Brian to get his shot. He's a good guy.
Gotta say that penny joke is right on the money
This is some of the most clever 5 minutes I've heard in I can't remember how long. This guy killed it.
This dude's set. He's off the chain! Hilarious!
Eff the people that have a degree in this...🤣
"Why is my freedom so bumpy" 😂😂😂
I hit my blunt just now and this video played XD I am in tears haha
You made it!! I’m soo happy for you and I laughed the entire time..
We live in a society where comedians speak more truth than the media does...
ok banksy
They always have.. George Carlin is our God , a lot of people just haven't realized it yet 😂
yooooooo!!! spader you just put this man career on the map!!!! such a good refreshing comedian!!!!
My Grandma came to visit when we were little and brought her German Shepherd. My Dad and I took the Dog to a park 4 miles away and it bolted away. When we got home we thought we lost the Dog and it showed up like 45 minutes after we did. It had never even been to our house but for that day! Crazy he sniffed my Grandma out from 4 miles away and he was in a city he'd never been in before. Was at my house for less than an hour, went 4 miles away, and got back to the doorstep. Through a city and suburb. Unbelievable.
Joe Rogan brought me here
2 years later, Joe Rogan brought me here as well
This man funny as hell, we gunna see more of this brotha
Why hasn't this blown up yet. Best comedy bit of the year. Everyone, recommend this to reactors
This is probably the most underrated tight five in history. Beyond super good.
Saw him open for Tom segura. He absolutely killed! Go Brian!
Wtf. I'm dead. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣😁😁😁😭😭. Aye CC.. More of this guy
Big ups to Brian Simpson! And big ups to David S. for having him on the platform.
1:59 why is my freedom so bumpy?
The aquatic ring I am wheezing
Wow, getting a David Spade shout out all the way from Kill Tony at the Comedy Store, great stuff
That was SHARP... hilarious and very thoughtful!
He was great. Smart too. Looking forward to his special!
I’m not usually a fan of racial humor, but this dude is hilarious af.
Lamb Chop I love racial humor...because it’s some truth behind most of the jokes...
thats because the jokes are actually clever. Most black comics like to play to racial stereotypes and those can be hard to listen to if the jokes arent absolutely funny.
@@JBSCORNERL8 Thumbs down
We want more Brian Simpson!
"You shouldn't be asking a black man to return a runaway to their master!".....LOL. This guy is super funny with some really great material. Hope to see more of him in the future.
This dude KILLED it.
Straight fuego and Truth. Love the timing, cadence and diversity in his material right here. I’ll be sharing this w/friends in my arrogant and small circle of comedy nerds. Big ups and we will be supporting him. Wu-Tang Clan ain’t nothin’ to f#ck with. Mr. Simpson...keep up the awesome work. David Spade Show...you done well. Comedy-Central Stand-Up...ditto! 👍🏽
He extended that metaphor where anyone else would have hyperextended it.
After the "Aquatic Wing of the KKK" am in stitches
the dog bit gets me no matter how many times i hear it--“ he knows exactly where you are “
the herpes joke is brilliant
Yoooo this dude is dope every joke had me rolling 😂😂😂
This is the best 5 minute stand-up I've seen! I gotta check out more material from this guy.
OK... the "why is my freedom bumpy" line made me laugh the hardest I've laughed in a long time! Lol!
Big ups to David Spade for spotting this guy... Really funny.
So glad I've been introduced to this dude. This was amazing 🔥🔥🔥🔥
"Why is my freedom so bumpy" That's one of the best jokes I've ever heard.
My man got there stoned like Bob Marley touring with the Wailers and killed it like I haven't seen for a while, that was HILARIOUS !!!
Great social commentary, really witty. So many hard funnies.
Wow, someone get this dude his own netflix special
"Why is my freedom so bumpy?"
"Went camping. Only saw 1 bear...this is bullshit" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Gotta see more of this guy! Had me rolling🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥
174 flat earthers watched this video.
Gotta respect David using his platform to boost unknown comedians.
Why am I just now finding this and how the hell it only has 400k views. Each joke was damn near original except for obviously the topics but the way he said them were very unique.
Why was I about to type the same thing and noticed that you beat me to it two days ago. Past me is that you? 😂
Can we get Brian Simpson and Hannibal Buress on a panel together please?? 😁😁
I love Brian Simpson!!! Funny dude, GREAT guy!
I work at a restaurant in a small town. Checked the reviews last night.. one women writes “I always have good service here and this is the first time I’ve had a bad experience. They forgot my soup and I declined when she asked if I still wanted it. She was not able to take it off my bill because it comes with the meal.” She rated us ONE STAR for her ONLY bad experience. And also said she would not return. Which is fine. But it’s not like she’s rating us five stars every other time she had great service. Feel me?
1000 percent
America hasn't had a fresh face of raw comedy like this since the pandemic. Amazing.
Now this guy is funny!
this shits legendary ima jus say that
Thank you Wybie
Dammmmn, the freedom is bumpy line hahahaha, fucking genius
The Wu Tang Clan ain’t nothing to F**k wit! Lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Very funny. Love it 😆😆😆
RIP ODB
"Why is my freedom so bumpy?" That was so perfect!!!
Five of the best minutes in comedy I've ever seen!
Real smooth with the jokes bro!! No homo, I love this, laid back and not over doing anything
Great stuff! Would love to see him on some writing teams if he's not doing longer sets!
That part about the pennies is quite possibly the best joke I’ve ever heard
"I had to ask twice for napkins?" I can't breathe.
I can fux with this show if ur putting cats like this on.
Great stuff
The aquatic wing😂😂😂😂 Wu-Tang 4 life