Breaking up with your girlfriend at their 2 year anniversary sounds like such a specific punishment. That it makes you wonder if they knew in advance who was going to lose because they never tried anyway and they all hated his girlfriend so basically they felt they were doing him a favor. Or... this is a punishment that needs A LOT of reminding.
We have 24 people in our crew. It’s 2 leagues though. 12 in the upper league and 12 in the lower league. You finish in the bottom 4 of the upper league, you get relegated to the lower league next year. You finish in the top 4 in the lower league, you’re promoted to the upper league next year. Both leagues get trophies with the upper league getting a nice trophy with their name on it. The lower league gets a mini trophy. Edit: for context, it’s a church league ❤️
Our league has the person in last place be locked in a room without their phone and be forced to watch the entire first season of young sheldon (about 8 hours long)
Everyone who doesn’t make the playoffs in my 8 man camp fantasy league has to make a trophy in woodworking for the winner. Kinda sick, I’m playing in the championship, but I’m playing Ceedee Lamb 😭
One of my old friends was the loser in his league. His punishment for getting last place was to go to every Wikipedia article that mentioned a player on his roster and change every word on that article to "Beans". He couldn't do that for every article but damn it was pretty funny watching him do it during our AP World History class.
One year some guys at my school had the loser of their league do a presentation in front of the entire high school. This was possible because we had an open mic every Friday and the entire school would go.
I used to be in a league where the loser had to buy a jersey of the winners choosing. This could include custom jerseys and you had to wear it out on Sundays while watching the games at a bar/restaurant. Some of the jerseys were, a Raiders #69 Hug me Jersey, A Seahawks #12 Cards Suck (Cardinals), And a #00 Pink Boo Brees Jersey.
We were gonna do the one chip challenge, but then it got banned. So we settled on this: last place has to eat as many hot dogs as Joey Chestnut did in this year’s Hot Dog contest. He’s got one week to do it 😂
Using this for my fantasy hockey league (Last place is 2-10 with 5 weeks left in the regular season, and is the least athletic person you will ever meet)
We had a league at my job where the loser had to sit at the road to enter the mall (we worked in the same parking lot) with a sign that said “honk for milk” and if somebody honked they had to pour milk on themselves.
Once we had a punishment that the loser had to drink orange juice before he brushed his teeth every day until the draft the next year. We ended up not getting enough people for a league the next year. Legend has it Simon has been drinking orange juice every day for the past 3 years.
I’m a comic and I’ve seen the comedy fantasy football punishment. It’s actually very fun as long as everyone in the audience is in on what’s going on. I had a lot of fun watching it.
One group of friends that do fantasy football, the loser has to get their dinner, and go sit in a dumpster and eat their dinner. Absolutely brutal and disgusting. But they keep going every year.
I had an idea for the Dairy Queen league: last place has to wear a Curly the Cone costume for 2-3 hours and stand on the street corner with a posterboard saying “I suck at Fantasy Football”
I knew about drinking a gallon of milk and running a mile a while before I ever heard of fantasy football. It was like 2006 the first time I saw the gallon challenge
In our league we twist up the milk mile a little. We have the managers if the 2 worst teams race against each. Each lap they have to drink a large glass of milk. The looser of this race then has to do a worse punishment.
i had a friend who lost his fantasy league and his punishment was to go to the local high school football field and run the whole perimeter with his shoes full of peanut butter
I was in a league where the loser got a tattoo of whatever the winner wanted. Loser was allowed to pick where on their body it went. I have a friend who picked the side of his calf. The winner chose an arrow pointing up that said size doesn't matter. Another year a guy got a picture of his ex wife's head shot on his shoulder blade. 😂
This was not due to fantasy football, but I had 2 friends who liked to gamble against each for crazy stuff. One buddy won the other's spare car while the other won, and he got to pick out a tattoo so my friend permanently has a pretty little butterfly on his arm for life.
I was in a tattoo league as well for 2 years as well, made playoffs both times so no ink for me. The losers got a unicorn with a big member and the other was a care bear throwing a bucket of "milk" on his gf (wife now)
My cousin had a punishment in his sleepaway camp league and the loser had to wear a rainbow speedo to the swim test and the year prior they had to do the camp play
My Leagues Punishment this year is that the Loser has to go to a Sci Fi Convention Cosplaying as Huttslayer Leia (Metal Bikini), and get a photo with someone who worked on Star Wars (We're all Nerds in chat). Knowing my luck, I have to start saving for MegaCon 2025
The canes miles is horrendous, my friend did a box meal with drink and only 1 mile and wanted to die. I don’t know if it was truly that bad but I wouldn’t wanna do it
Ok I was saying “nope” for the entirety of the spider one. Would never ever do that. Ever. Lemonade stand idea would be even meaner if the loser had to do it in their underwear or a swimsuit. My jaw dropped at the sperm bank one. And shoutout for the bit about pet adoption. Good message.
In my brother's fantasy league one year, the loser had to dress up as a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader and had to serve drinks at the bar. (It was at Lucky Lous in Denton, TX). He told me about this, I was dying laughing.
I’m going to subscribe because I’m a fan of your shorts that you do when you’re pretending to be the players because that shit is funny!!! And most of the time you hit the nail on the head no matter which team and what side you’re pretending to be!!! It’s just hilarious and I can’t believe that I just found your channel
We had one year where the group was very into college football. The last place finisher had to go to a rival school game in full gear (of their team/school) and cheer on the rival team for the whole game.
My dad and I are in the same fantasy league and my punishment from coming in last place was endless (loving) taunting from my dad shoving his Ceedee Lamb scores down my throat
The punishment for our league is to get a plant and keep it alive until the draft next season. The plant is also in a pot that is a 3d printed butt 😂 If the plant dies, they go from drafting 1st to last
Loser of my league had to spend an entire day open to close at a bowling alley, but not allowed to bowl. Do you know how boring it is to watch other people bowl? I don’t, but the loser hated it.
My league, you have to put signs all over the city with your phone number and saying to call it. 1st place chooses the city. When I won, I said Vegas, and he got over 1000+ calls and texts
That are some wild punishments for an activity where in reality your influence is close to zero and even with max skill it's extremely luck based, because of how you are fully dependent on outside factors.
Do a job interview for a high established business with pajama pants, wife beater tank top, and sandals. Also supposed to give funny answers to the interviewer, but that like never happens throughout my 7 years
a twist to the milk punishment last place plays rock paper scissors against everyone in the league every time they lose they run a lap around a football field and drink a cup of milk
Last year the loser of my league had to go to class for a week wearing nothing but a Speedo. This year the loser has to stand naked in front of our dorm hall for an hour and greet everyone who enters.
Somehow, I’ve heard of a league that chooses a random player and the guy who comes in last has to undergo any injuries that player had. Could be no injuries, could be a torn ACL.
Loser had to buy Eagles playoff tickets for the winner, drive them to the game, wait outside of the game until the game was over, and drive both of them back.
My league does the SAT punishment but it's not just taking the test. You actually have to PASS. If the loser doesn't get at least a 1500, they have to do it again
@noahmarkow867 it's all good dude. One of us works at one of those SAT prep places so if for some reason the loser doesn't hit 1500 the first time (which doesn't really happen. We all hit around 2000 in high school. The limit is mostly there so you're actually forced to TAKE the test) we can schedule it ourselves and just end up pocketing the extra cash lol
Breaking up with your girlfriend at their 2 year anniversary sounds like such a specific punishment. That it makes you wonder if they knew in advance who was going to lose because they never tried anyway and they all hated his girlfriend so basically they felt they were doing him a favor. Or... this is a punishment that needs A LOT of reminding.
8:43 Imagine meeting your Dad after 18 years and he says "I had you as a Fantasy Football punishment"
Same thought I had
Daddy issues incoming....😬
my league might do that soon... once we are all 18...
We have 24 people in our crew. It’s 2 leagues though. 12 in the upper league and 12 in the lower league. You finish in the bottom 4 of the upper league, you get relegated to the lower league next year. You finish in the top 4 in the lower league, you’re promoted to the upper league next year. Both leagues get trophies with the upper league getting a nice trophy with their name on it. The lower league gets a mini trophy.
Edit: for context, it’s a church league ❤️
That sounds so cool
I don’t have enough friends for that
@@harrisonkleinjan it’s our church’s league
@@TheBrowndalorian that’s cool
@BrendanHanafin kinda made it up 😂 we had 16 last year in our church league and it was TOO much. So knowing we would have more I did this instead
Our league has the person in last place be locked in a room without their phone and be forced to watch the entire first season of young sheldon (about 8 hours long)
cruel and unusual punishment! LMAO
How is that punishment? Young Sheldon is Awesome!
@@krisgordon3116the show is for npc’s
@@krisgordon3116well your crazy because it isn't that good and would be horrible
I don’t really know about this one. I like young Sheldon, but I don’t think I wanna watch season 1 nonstop season 1 was the worst season tbh
Ours is we have to go to a massage parlor in a Deshaun Watson jersey
Yeah my friend has the same one
The fact that nobody mentioned a cage punishment is crazy
Oh. I did. Luckily it wasn't me 😅
I know a guy who had to sit in a cage and get sauce poured over them and sit in it for half an hour
Yeah that's the league I am. I was in the last place game too but I lucked out lol
You mean has to watch every Nick Cage movie ever made? That's pretty brutal.
Yes
Everyone who doesn’t make the playoffs in my 8 man camp fantasy league has to make a trophy in woodworking for the winner. Kinda sick, I’m playing in the championship, but I’m playing Ceedee Lamb 😭
I have ceedee lamb 😂
@@dotexe8870 lucky 🙄
I’m also playing ceedee in the chip
Oof
😢
My cousin has to walk their dog in a mike Vick jersey
That is crazy honestly, but how far is the walk.
NAH
bruh
That’s the weakest punishment I’ve ever heard…
Kid: Hey, Dad
Dad: Sorry, I lost fantasy football
One of my old friends was the loser in his league. His punishment for getting last place was to go to every Wikipedia article that mentioned a player on his roster and change every word on that article to "Beans". He couldn't do that for every article but damn it was pretty funny watching him do it during our AP World History class.
Hitting us with the MJF theme 30 seconds in
I popped for that. The funny thing is it’s royalty free stock music
I was IS THIS IS MJF’S THEME?
Our favorite s***bag.
I was bout to say
One year some guys at my school had the loser of their league do a presentation in front of the entire high school. This was possible because we had an open mic every Friday and the entire school would go.
This just makes me happy that the fantasy league I do is chill as hell and is all for bragging rights lol
@BrendanHanafin fourth out of twelve
Same lmao, I had the most wins but placed 4th 💀
@@notmarcus17yeah i had the most wins and went into fourth place. In a 4 man playoff.
I used to be in a league where the loser had to buy a jersey of the winners choosing. This could include custom jerseys and you had to wear it out on Sundays while watching the games at a bar/restaurant.
Some of the jerseys were, a Raiders #69 Hug me Jersey,
A Seahawks #12 Cards Suck (Cardinals),
And a #00 Pink Boo Brees Jersey.
@@champion7714 How about the loser has to get a shirt of their least favorite team, and wear it every game day for a year.
@@GrantGraff that’s similar. A lot of the times we would be picking teams that the other player didn’t like, or just trying to embarrass them.
We were gonna do the one chip challenge, but then it got banned. So we settled on this: last place has to eat as many hot dogs as Joey Chestnut did in this year’s Hot Dog contest. He’s got one week to do it 😂
Can you do a part 2? Just because I'm curious on how crazy they can really get.
Our league was whoever got last, the amount of losses they had is how many milk miles they would run (not miles js laps)
Using this for my fantasy hockey league (Last place is 2-10 with 5 weeks left in the regular season, and is the least athletic person you will ever meet)
our last place punishment is getting every achievement in starfield
That’s evil lmao
The loser's free time is gone holy crap
Every achievement in No Man’s Sky
Thats got to hurt
Had one one year which was get sub 1:30 in SMO in two weeks
3:35 “I guess there was no disclaimer that you couldn’t be drunk”
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We had a league at my job where the loser had to sit at the road to enter the mall (we worked in the same parking lot) with a sign that said “honk for milk” and if somebody honked they had to pour milk on themselves.
Once we had a punishment that the loser had to drink orange juice before he brushed his teeth every day until the draft the next year. We ended up not getting enough people for a league the next year. Legend has it Simon has been drinking orange juice every day for the past 3 years.
@@judgeandsotocanhavemykids Wouldn’t after be worse?
@@EthanCowlbeck That's what I meant
Brandon you are one of the best football RUclipsrs every keep up the good work ❤
my friends have a league where last place gets their ass waxed 💀
300 lb dude gonna have to do the milk mile this year for my league
Imagine learning that your entire existence is because somebody lost a fantasy football league
Imaging going to see your father when you turn 18 and he says you were born because he lost fantasy football 😂
My punishment: Last place in the regular season has to wear a Mike Vick jersey to an animal rights protest.
In my league if you last you the commish cause ain’t no one wanna be responsible for that lol
These punishments are very wild last years league in my school was just the milk mile
Our high school baseball team’s punishment is loser has to field ground balls with drunk goggles. (No light hits)
as a shortstop, that would be brutal
@@mrmetallica4461 good news I won and our ss lost so I get to hit them at him
I’m a comic and I’ve seen the comedy fantasy football punishment. It’s actually very fun as long as everyone in the audience is in on what’s going on. I had a lot of fun watching it.
we did the sperm bank/egg donor one and that’s how we found out my friend was infertile
I got last in my league by losing by 0.38 points. And Calvin Ridley got robbed on late TD. Now I have to take a teddy bear out on a date😭😭
One group of friends that do fantasy football, the loser has to get their dinner, and go sit in a dumpster and eat their dinner. Absolutely brutal and disgusting. But they keep going every year.
the MJF theme in the beginning had me going crazy! Such a nice touch
The one chip challenge killed someone 💀💀💀
In my league, one of the most annoying punishments is doing random Sporacle quizzes until you get 100% on 25 of them.
What even is that? This like the big bang theory punishment? Tv show not the beginning of universe
I love it
@@kennyphillips5709 No not a TV show its just random quizzes on random subjects like idk can you name these 1987 actors
Oof that hurts. I tried that on only geography and it took me like 2 hours
I had an idea for the Dairy Queen league: last place has to wear a Curly the Cone costume for 2-3 hours and stand on the street corner with a posterboard saying “I suck at Fantasy Football”
I knew about drinking a gallon of milk and running a mile a while before I ever heard of fantasy football. It was like 2006 the first time I saw the gallon challenge
One of my buddies lost in his league and his league mates locked him in a dog cage, then rolled him down a hill.
The fact the MJF’s theme was casually playing in the background makes it better.
The MJF theme in the back of this video really hurt after watching him lose in person yesterday🤣
I wont lie. I never knew about any of this till now. None of the leagues have weird punishments. Probably cause losing money is punishment enough
I feel like that 4 star linebacker would go soft just so they don’t end up killing the poor guy
In our league we twist up the milk mile a little. We have the managers if the 2 worst teams race against each. Each lap they have to drink a large glass of milk. The looser of this race then has to do a worse punishment.
The winner of our league this year gets to write a poem that the loser then has to perform during a slam poetry contest
Loser of last year was a Cowboys fan. Made him sing the "Commanders" fight song anytime someone asked him to.
Lol 😂
Now that's a good idea
Last place has to read the wiki of Josh Giddy and if they laugh they have to restart
Our league punishment is last place has to get a full body level 10 spray tan.
Last year at the chiefs jags playoff game a guy was in a dress with a sign saying "I suck at fantasy"... it was like 20 degrees and sleeting lol
I totally agree with the adobt a cat one. That's horrible.
Our league had all waterpolo players, so our punishment was to go run around a park in your speedo singing a patriotic song
This is why I'm glad my swim team doesn't have a fantasy league.
If you change “adopt” to “foster,” the cat punishment actually becomes kinda wholesome.
LOVE the MJF theme song in the background lol!
Loser poses for a calendar. The league mates pick the outfit and the month
I’ve seen a punishment for last 2 in fantasy they had to go streaking at 5pm on a extremely popular campus
1 escaped 1 somehow bullshited out of it
Can’t believe the cage didn’t get mentioned. The most vile thing I’ve ever witnessed
i had a friend who lost his fantasy league and his punishment was to go to the local high school football field and run the whole perimeter with his shoes full of peanut butter
I was in a league where the loser got a tattoo of whatever the winner wanted. Loser was allowed to pick where on their body it went.
I have a friend who picked the side of his calf. The winner chose an arrow pointing up that said size doesn't matter.
Another year a guy got a picture of his ex wife's head shot on his shoulder blade. 😂
This was not due to fantasy football, but I had 2 friends who liked to gamble against each for crazy stuff. One buddy won the other's spare car while the other won, and he got to pick out a tattoo so my friend permanently has a pretty little butterfly on his arm for life.
I was in a tattoo league as well for 2 years as well, made playoffs both times so no ink for me. The losers got a unicorn with a big member and the other was a care bear throwing a bucket of "milk" on his gf (wife now)
Wearing a pink unicorn onesie to a church retreat is what we are doing
Who wants Bran to do a live musical performance with a full on “bust of the week” jingle song
My cousin had a punishment in his sleepaway camp league and the loser had to wear a rainbow speedo to the swim test and the year prior they had to do the camp play
My Leagues Punishment this year is that the Loser has to go to a Sci Fi Convention Cosplaying as Huttslayer Leia (Metal Bikini), and get a photo with someone who worked on Star Wars (We're all Nerds in chat).
Knowing my luck, I have to start saving for MegaCon 2025
never finished last so hope my streak of that continues, which is surprising bc my team is usually screwed by injuries
Ours made last place trick or treat in july
Me and some friends are making the last 2 people go skinny dipping into the ocean when it’s like 27 degrees
The canes miles is horrendous, my friend did a box meal with drink and only 1 mile and wanted to die. I don’t know if it was truly that bad but I wouldn’t wanna do it
Ok I was saying “nope” for the entirety of the spider one. Would never ever do that. Ever.
Lemonade stand idea would be even meaner if the loser had to do it in their underwear or a swimsuit.
My jaw dropped at the sperm bank one.
And shoutout for the bit about pet adoption. Good message.
In my brother's fantasy league one year, the loser had to dress up as a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader and had to serve drinks at the bar. (It was at Lucky Lous in Denton, TX). He told me about this, I was dying laughing.
Kid had to go streaking at 2 am in mine 😂
I’m going to subscribe because I’m a fan of your shorts that you do when you’re pretending to be the players because that shit is funny!!! And most of the time you hit the nail on the head no matter which team and what side you’re pretending to be!!! It’s just hilarious and I can’t believe that I just found your channel
My teachers leagues punishment is you have to take a inflatable doll on a date buy her a whole diner and talk to it.
We had one year where the group was very into college football. The last place finisher had to go to a rival school game in full gear (of their team/school) and cheer on the rival team for the whole game.
😂 lol
My dad and I are in the same fantasy league and my punishment from coming in last place was endless (loving) taunting from my dad shoving his Ceedee Lamb scores down my throat
The punishment for our league is to get a plant and keep it alive until the draft next season. The plant is also in a pot that is a 3d printed butt 😂
If the plant dies, they go from drafting 1st to last
Loser of my league had to spend an entire day open to close at a bowling alley, but not allowed to bowl. Do you know how boring it is to watch other people bowl? I don’t, but the loser hated it.
My league, you have to put signs all over the city with your phone number and saying to call it. 1st place chooses the city. When I won, I said Vegas, and he got over 1000+ calls and texts
To the lemonade stand I feel the winner should get to design the signs and advertisement for the lemonade 😂
My cousin is in a tattoo league. Last place gets a tattoo of whatever 1st place chooses. He ended up last this year, for the 3rd time.
So glad I’m playing in the championship and don’t have to worry about any of these
That are some wild punishments for an activity where in reality your influence is close to zero and even with max skill it's extremely luck based, because of how you are fully dependent on outside factors.
I'm up 115 points in my fantasy championship and my opponent only has Romeo Doubs left
Praying for you. Romeo Doubs 115 Point game is light work
Do a job interview for a high established business with pajama pants, wife beater tank top, and sandals. Also supposed to give funny answers to the interviewer, but that like never happens throughout my 7 years
a twist to the milk punishment last place plays rock paper scissors against everyone in the league every time they lose they run a lap around a football field and drink a cup of milk
The SAT might be the worst punishment I have ever heard especially as a adult man😂
Also the milk one might kill my lactose intolerant stomach 😂
Last year the loser of my league had to go to class for a week wearing nothing but a Speedo. This year the loser has to stand naked in front of our dorm hall for an hour and greet everyone who enters.
That sounds brutal
This guy is the best his videos are always awsome and entertaining so keep posting and being fun to watch
These are crazy
Comedy Club one sounds like the year-end SNL "Weekend Update" skit...
I’m surprised no one put in getting a tattoo picked by the rest of the league/winner. I’ve seen that one a couple times and it gets UGLY
yes care bear throwing bucket of "milk" and unicorn with big member
for the milk mile u have to drink 1/4 of it between miles
Somehow, I’ve heard of a league that chooses a random player and the guy who comes in last has to undergo any injuries that player had. Could be no injuries, could be a torn ACL.
I live in canada but one of my buddys had to wear a Terry Fox quitter shirt for the day
The audacity to use MJF’s theme song after Worlds End. I love it cause he is our scumbag
Loser had to buy Eagles playoff tickets for the winner, drive them to the game, wait outside of the game until the game was over, and drive both of them back.
My personal favorite is watch Megamind 2
We went paintballing. The anchor didn't get a gun, and had to dress up as a lion. Only for the first two games. 😆😆
My league does the SAT punishment but it's not just taking the test. You actually have to PASS.
If the loser doesn't get at least a 1500, they have to do it again
Or else what? I ask mainly cause they only offer SATs every two months
@@noahmarkow867 then you're taking the sat every 2 months until you pass lol
@@cmd31220 yeah I don’t know why I asked. Punishment is already self explained
@noahmarkow867 it's all good dude. One of us works at one of those SAT prep places so if for some reason the loser doesn't hit 1500 the first time (which doesn't really happen. We all hit around 2000 in high school. The limit is mostly there so you're actually forced to TAKE the test) we can schedule it ourselves and just end up pocketing the extra cash lol
Ours is wearing a Deshaun Watson jersey to school for the entire week. No washing it.
MJF's theme in the beginning is Straight Quality👌🏾😆