Genius People Who Beat The System - Part 3

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  • @babachloe7140
    @babachloe7140 2 года назад +50

    Here's how I beat the system.
    Local police had a habit of picking up students late in the evenings, allegedly for being drunk and disorderly. They'd round up everyone and put them in a lorry hoping for bribes to be let go. Since there were usually a lot of people there would be no handcuffs.
    One Friday I got pick up, and since I and a lot of others had no money we ended up at the police station. In most stations the first thing you encounter is the Occurrence Book desk which is also the Enquiries desk.
    Now the cops guarding us had positioned themselves to stop people from running away between the lorry and the front door but not one of the arresting officers was inside (plus we were many).
    I was the first off the lorry and I walked quickly past the guards and marched up to the Enquiries officer. I politely told him I had an enquiry as to the procedure to follow after losing my ID. At that moment everyone else stumbled in.
    He told me to stand aside so as to not be mixed up with the arrested folk.
    Two minutes later I walked out.

    • @beanmasterz
      @beanmasterz 2 года назад +8

      Amazing, you really gave those cops the finger

    • @lindac6919
      @lindac6919 Год назад +3

      I love that kind of move. And no one blew your cover, they were all too drunk!

    • @lindac6919
      @lindac6919 Год назад

      @@beanmasterz ...and the other drunks!

  • @christinebarrett9217
    @christinebarrett9217 3 года назад +381

    15 years ago, my sister asked me if I would take her 3 teenage girls and their friend to a big concert in Sydney as she had to work that day. We lived 3 hours up the coast in Port Stephens so decided to stay overnight in a budget hotel (Formula 1). The staff were rude and seemed to be totally disinterested to be there. I guess they either didn't like me or thought a woman staying with 4 teenaged girls was going to be trouble so they gave us 2 rooms on a floor by ourselves (no one else seemed to be staying on that floor)............... with the only 2 vending machines in the whole hotel right outside the door to the rooms. After the concert, with us all in bed, the noise of people coming to use the vending machines and the cans dropping down after they were paid for was so loud, I couldn't sleep. I wasn't feeling well either as I was 6 weeks pregnant and had bad morning sickness. I had a note book and some chewing gum in my bag so I wrote 2 notes saying "vending machine broken" and stuck it to the 2 machines with the chewing gum (like blue tack). There was no more noise that night from those machines, I slept very well that night and in the morning, I removed the notes from the vending machines. When I checked out, the man on the desk asked with a smirk "how did you sleep". I said "best sleep I've had for ages".

    • @bradcox8630
      @bradcox8630 3 года назад +32

      Good one Christine! Stick it to 'em. Made me laff

    • @carolyn9andthecats653
      @carolyn9andthecats653 3 года назад +11

      That is awesome! Thanks for sharing.

    • @aries_fr5219
      @aries_fr5219 3 года назад +2

      Brad Cox when?

    • @jf6829
      @jf6829 3 года назад +7

      You're a genius!

    • @simontay4851
      @simontay4851 3 года назад +6

      If i see an out of order sign on a vending machine, i plug it back in and try to buy the cheapest item to check if it is really out of order. Your "vending machine broken" sign wouldn't fool me.

  • @bonnierussell7824
    @bonnierussell7824 4 года назад +290

    That interstate guy is awesome. Going out and just doing useful things to help society. Imagine how different the world would be if more people were like that.

    • @Osiwan960
      @Osiwan960 3 года назад +8

      i'm a painter and i would totally do that. maybe one day i find something similar useful to do =)

    • @liamedgar1125
      @liamedgar1125 3 года назад +3

      Ya that would be awesome and we would have a better world

    • @MartinKelly-bx6ft
      @MartinKelly-bx6ft 3 года назад +1

      @@margartroger513 Did they call their shine White Lightning?

    • @donniegoodman8679
      @donniegoodman8679 3 года назад +3

      I bet that he felt good for doing such a lasting good deed. Imagine what someone like that does for the more important issues in life. That's the type of person this world is NOT! filled with. Unless he's a murderer and that's his source of redemption

    • @AndreiYoLo
      @AndreiYoLo 3 года назад

      cuz he is.

  • @----.__
    @----.__ 4 года назад +19

    I used to get in to trouble at school a lot in the 90's. I failed all my classes except for maths and the computer scholarship I was on, so at the end of year I "got in trouble" and was sent to the front office. While in the meeting I asked to have the teacher present who had complained about me giving me time to update my records on an unlocked terminal. Now I work as a weapon systems engineer in Europe :)

    • @joha6795
      @joha6795 3 года назад +3

      Bueller!!!!!!!

    • @mokenshifted8843
      @mokenshifted8843 3 года назад +1

      @@joha6795 that's my favorite movie LOL

  • @punns643
    @punns643 Год назад +3

    I’ve been in a wheelchair for the past 25 years of my life without any hopes of regaining my walking ability. I saw my friend watching this yesterday and I stood up for the first time to turn it off. Thank you so much you’ve made my dreams come true

  • @Tryst46
    @Tryst46 4 года назад +110

    The "no soda in the house" rule was imposed by my friend on his son who got hyperactive after drinking it. He caught his son with a bottle of soda outside his bedroom window and a long straw coming in through the window. Not much he could really do because his son didn't have the soda inside the house so, technically, he hadn't really broken the rule.

    • @MrGofo
      @MrGofo 4 года назад +6

      It was in his body

    • @Sleepy_Parakeet
      @Sleepy_Parakeet 4 года назад +1

      dolfovw lol trueee

    • @Numenorean1
      @Numenorean1 4 года назад +3

      When it crossed the window sill in the straw it was

    • @Ravenirity
      @Ravenirity 2 года назад +6

      That literally reminds me of that "No food in living room" and "No ipad in kitchen" meme, where the kid puts the bowl of food on the kitchen floor, but puts the ipad on the living room floor

  • @coupleofdrinksrandy9749
    @coupleofdrinksrandy9749 4 года назад +138

    Gary's dad is an awesome father, he must have had one hell of a fun childhood.

    • @scottrocks1993
      @scottrocks1993 2 года назад +1

      And what has that kid learnt from his dad 😂🤣😂.
      Lying to people is a good thing 🤣
      Cunning people to get what you want is a good thing 🤣🤣.
      And trust passing where you not allowed is a good thing
      Obviously you are supposed to teach your kids to do things right NOT the opposite

  • @ydenneki
    @ydenneki 3 года назад +8

    That wedding idea at ~7:30 was similar to what my brother did for his wedding ... not the deception, but the costumes. His wedding was a MEDIEVAL wedding, with guests asked to dress in middle-age costumes, so we has everything from the happy couple as king and queen, 2 executioners, several vikings, myself as a wizard (nobody recognized me until I took off the fake heavy beard and mustache), several jesters, some knights, some peasants, and lots of ladies of court. It made for some VERY interesting wedding photos.

  • @LoneWolf-gz9mr
    @LoneWolf-gz9mr 2 года назад +3

    The dog "delivery carrier" idea is actually very good... I'm gonna have to remember that one. LOL

  • @jackwebb437
    @jackwebb437 4 года назад +293

    When I was at an inner-city university several years ago parking was very competitive and horrific at times. Being a “poor“ college student I found an innovative way to park for free. There was a golf course nearby but the police were notorious for ticketing us students for parking at the municipal golf course and not being there to play golf. So I took a dozen golf balls and a putter and put it on my dashboard. I never once got ticketed while everyone else did.

  • @veganvocalist4782
    @veganvocalist4782 4 года назад +336

    The massive hip flask made me seriously laugh out loud 😂the drink in a baguette too was clever

    • @alexdotson3406
      @alexdotson3406 4 года назад +4

      I need one of those flasks lol

    • @aristotlefromebay
      @aristotlefromebay 4 года назад

      Lmao

    • @notconvincedgranny6573
      @notconvincedgranny6573 4 года назад +2

      There are bracelets that hold about three shots. Two on one arm, two on the other.

    • @alexdotson3406
      @alexdotson3406 4 года назад +3

      @@notconvincedgranny6573 I will definitely invest in them lol. Just need about 6 shots each arm haha.

    • @plasmaticmc438
      @plasmaticmc438 4 года назад

      @@notconvincedgranny6573 thats four shots
      2+2=5 dude do your maths correct
      Lol

  • @BuddhaFang
    @BuddhaFang 4 года назад +192

    My favorites are the people who break stupid/unfair/bs rules, and those who do things for the greater good.

    • @aokaygamer8192
      @aokaygamer8192 3 года назад +3

      Ikr

    • @brandib264
      @brandib264 3 года назад +2

      Wait so they are both your favorite?

    • @kitty-danger
      @kitty-danger 3 года назад +3

      It is kinda a constant in life when their Is stupid rules or systems their is people who abuses a rule or system to ether own personal gain or for the good of others and the second I like more.

    • @Vega_moron
      @Vega_moron 3 года назад

      The best outfit is an animal

    • @Vega_moron
      @Vega_moron 3 года назад

      I am 8 not a grown up

  • @rykinhobart9651
    @rykinhobart9651 4 года назад +1445

    Why do I have a feeling this guy is bright side and Be amazed🤔

    • @K_ingh16
      @K_ingh16 4 года назад +78

      he is, maybe

    • @joshuapieterse1145
      @joshuapieterse1145 4 года назад +149

      Have same feeling be amazed, bright sight, mind warehouse

    • @totallynate1408
      @totallynate1408 4 года назад +21

      🤔🤔🤔

    • @MainPach
      @MainPach 4 года назад +51

      Its not uncommon for ppl to have multiple channels.

    • @kaykayabuel230
      @kaykayabuel230 4 года назад +53

      Maybe because he has a bright side HA see what i did there

  • @meruliouslacrimens5154
    @meruliouslacrimens5154 3 года назад +13

    During the 1950s a neighbour of my uncle shared a lane that led to duel entrances to both properties. My uncle was a farmer, but the neighbour insisted that their gate should remain shut at all times. My uncle waited until they had parked their truck in their half of the lane when my uncle and his brother, sneeked out at 02:30 and welded their gates shut.

  • @GreboGent
    @GreboGent 2 года назад +5

    Back in high school I was in a band with friends, we had our gear set up early on the stage for a school show that night, during the lunch break that day we snuck up on stage, opened the curtains and started playing in front of people having lunch in the hall, everyone was enjoying it but different teachers kept coming over to tell us to stop, we’d tell them we got permission from other teachers all over the school, we ended up playing for the whole lunch break and never got called out for it

  • @yt650
    @yt650 4 года назад +115

    Between my friend and I we had $2.50 and wanted to go to the stock car races at the county fair. So we found some admit one tickets for something else and went and got in line where the race cars came into the track area. The line of race cars was about a quarter of a mile long double file and no way to turn around. When we got to the sign-up area we said the man out at the front collecting tickets to get into the fair and race track said to give you these tickets. The sign-up guy did not know what to do so he said give them to the man at the gate and naturally we told the man at the gate the sign-up guy told us to give these to you and in we went ink stamp on the back of the hand and all. Got into the fairgrounds to see the fair and all the races.

    • @IGIVEINPS3
      @IGIVEINPS3 4 года назад +3

      Nicely done

    • @the_kombinator
      @the_kombinator 4 года назад +9

      For me, it was removing a bag from the bottom of a skeet ball machine, and pulling a latch open. I grabbed the entire roll of tickets, went into the maze under the stage, (*edit - this was a Chuck-e-Cheese) and unrolled it all, tearing random strips here and there and shoving them all in my pocket. If a random kid saw me do this, I'd give him some, making them promise they'd not tell anyone. it mostly worked, (I really had to bribe one younger kid - noisy little snot) I kept the majority of the roll and no one questioned the not-shitty prize I claimed at the exchange counter.
      Another way to gain access into certain areas in buildings in Warsaw in the early 90s was to walk around with a door handle, the one with the square shaft sticking out, so that you can slot it into "handle-less" doors. A friend and I got into all sorts of places we weren't supposed to over a summer vacation as kids using this method on random doors in the city. My grandma wondered why she couldn't get into the WC... and why I came home with half a pack of cigarettes, some money, and Fiat switches, complete with bits of the harness.
      30 years later I still have one of those switches lol.

    • @Halfalp2011
      @Halfalp2011 3 года назад

      Coolooooolll

  • @alterego1101
    @alterego1101 4 года назад +10

    I once read a story about a Michigan school district that wanted new computers, but the community would not approve the tax increase. The school responded by selling all of the buses and using the money to buy the computers. After a year the community approved a tax increase for new buses. I thought it was genius.

    • @Mrjudsonjames
      @Mrjudsonjames 2 года назад

      That is genius, and I’d want my kid learning from that school about how life works! Lol

    • @gregoryl.levitre9759
      @gregoryl.levitre9759 2 года назад

      Government stealing from people is just normal procedure.

  • @Sohave
    @Sohave 4 года назад +30

    Here is a trick to motorists in clamping areas, figure out how the local type of clamp looks, buy one and slap that on your car when you park, the parking guard will think the car has already been clamped by a coworker or in another shift.

    • @yysss7124
      @yysss7124 4 года назад +2

      Nice but check the shifts if there are any earlier.
      To be on the safe side.

    • @danielnelson4881
      @danielnelson4881 3 года назад +1

      @@yysss7124 how does one "check the shifts" first of all... And secondly wouldn't this be done by some type of law enforcement and wouldn't there always be someone making sure people aren't illegally parked? I really doubt anyone would question it.. If you can buy the same type of boot and put it on/take it off then you can surely take the one they put on off can't you?

    • @huh968
      @huh968 3 года назад +2

      @@danielnelson4881 yeah but as said in the video when they put a clamp on your car they always note down your licence plate, so taking the clamp off wouldn't solve the entire problem

    • @1127snowbunny1127
      @1127snowbunny1127 3 года назад

      Until your car gets towed...

  • @theawesometurtle
    @theawesometurtle 3 года назад +70

    When I was in middle school, I opted for the "office assistant" elective. I was, at first, a little disappointed they put me in the attendance office, hoping to be placed in the front office. That changed later and I learned a lot about the rules and attendance policies. Fast forward to senior year of high school, I managed to use this to my advantage. Turns out there was no policy in place for being consistently tardy and the records only showed that you signed in during a particular class time. I would skip my first period English class and go get a burger and eat it at the park. I'd then sign in with 5 minutes left of class, which is not long enough to make it to the classroom. My friends would warn me about upcoming tests and quizzes so I could actually show up and gave me the assignments too. I passed the class but my favorite part was late in the year when I had shown up for class for a test. The teacher was passing out progress reports and I saw this smirk on her face when she got to mine. She had the look like she was about to totally ruin my year. She waddled over to my desk to hand me the progress report. She moved her hand down to the attendance portion, looked up at me with a grin of vindication, then looked down to get the exact number of absences from her class. She saw a 0. That evil smile quickly turned to suppressed outrage and she angrily pinned my progress report on my desk and said "I know what you are doing and you're not going to get away with it. As it turns out, they cant change my attendance record without MY express consent and I'm clearly not going to say "oh, please, make me truant!" I looked up at her from my desk and replied "Attendance record has already been entered. I already got away with it". The bell rang and she was the first one out the door. I know she went straight to the assistant principal to see what recourse she had and I am certain she was told the same thing I had told her.
    Anyway, the next year they changed the attendance policy. All my friends in the younger classes got totally screwed over, but I sure had some major fun!

    • @danielnelson4881
      @danielnelson4881 3 года назад +1

      I've gotta ask though... Skipped your first period... Went and got a burger... Who's eating a Big Mac that early? Hahah I know it's nit-picking but my high-school started at 7:50 every morning... I can't remember how long classes were but that can't have been the best choice for morning food young man/lady/lady-man? Why not just sleep in instead? Haha.
      My high-school had a rule where if you missed more than 10 days of school per semester without your parents confirming it, they had to like get the school board and your parents involved, all that BS... Best we could do is skip the first three classes for 10 days and then skip the last three classes another 10 days for a total of 20 half days haha. You had to keep really good track though lest you end up like my buddy who had too many and almost didn't graduate on time.
      I took Horticulture every year of high school I went.. After the first year you were in "advanced" and part of your grade was taking care of a bunch of plants in a greenhouse... Lol. The teacher would walk us to the greenhouse and then dip out. Closely followed by myself or myself and a friend depending on their mood. Something about smelling like cigarettes in class, no one can just brush it off and EVERYONE stares at you. Sometimes it was handy though when the kid across the room clues you in to the fact that you reek like cigarettes when you thought you'd aired out well enough. Oh high-school.
      There nng163, now THIS is the longest comment ever.

    • @Mrjudsonjames
      @Mrjudsonjames 2 года назад +2

      I did the same in my senior years at high school. As was my nature, I studied the school policies so I could see how to use them to my advantage. To teach responsibility, senior students were allowed to write their own late pass and uniform pass, on the condition they turned up to the office before first period/class and wrote them from the corresponding books and carried them with them for the day. The two times I actually turned up to home room, not only were my classmates confused, not realising I was in the class, but the teacher didn’t even read my name from the attendance roll call, assuming I was no longer in her home room! Also, after the first month of me not wearing uniform, teachers stopped asking me for a uniform pass, as I ALWAYS had it on me. As much as I like to think I was being clever, at the end of the day, in a way, they were still teaching me a valuable life lesson of how to work the system, so in a way, they were still having the last laugh. Lol AND NOW ITS THE LONGEST COMMENT SECTION!

    • @theawesometurtle
      @theawesometurtle 2 года назад +1

      @@danielnelson4881 I don’t like breakfast food and it couldn’t be a Big Mac. McDonald’s doesn’t have a 24 hour menu. I went to sonic. I still eat burgers for breakfast to this day

    • @danielnelson4881
      @danielnelson4881 2 года назад +2

      @@theawesometurtle That's fair my friend, you do you! I do have to feel a little sorry for a man who doesn't like breakfast food, that your taste buds have so thoroughly shafted you... But burgers are awesome too and you like what you like!

  • @Agent-cy5yb
    @Agent-cy5yb 3 года назад +13

    I live in Upstate NY. When I was a kid my uncle moved to LA, my Mom, sister, and myself went to visit for the summer. The woman he lived with worked for a newspaper, she called a bunch of places and told them a story about an underprivileged family she was hosting. We got into a lot of places that way for free. She scammed a day trip for five people including food, and side things to Catalina Island.

    • @grbgeslnger24
      @grbgeslnger24 3 года назад

      I’m from western ny. Upstate is beautiful

    • @Agent-cy5yb
      @Agent-cy5yb 3 года назад

      @@grbgeslnger24 a lot of areas are. Unfortunately where I live is not, I live in Syracuse.

    • @chucksolutions4579
      @chucksolutions4579 3 года назад +1

      @@Agent-cy5yb
      Well I mean do you feel like you are taking advantage or were you in fact poor? What I mean is, sounds like you are proud of taking kindness from other people who were happy to be nice to you. I don’t get it? It’s amazing how willing people are to help you do what you want to do if you are just honest, don’t then be an ass and think you are putting one over on them. And if you ARE NOT poor (or were not at the time), your aunt and family were terrible to accept charity intended for those less fortunate.

    • @Agent-cy5yb
      @Agent-cy5yb 3 года назад

      @@chucksolutions4579 we were definitely poor. I was not telling the story as being proud of it, I was telling it because of how much the woman was able to get us into because of her job, because that is what the video was about. We went to visit my Uncle, everything else was unexpected, also there were bad experiences that happened while there that I obviously didn't talk about. It was just an experience based on the video. As a kid I didn't know the whole story, it was just fun trips, when I was a little older and found out I felt a little used.

    • @chucksolutions4579
      @chucksolutions4579 3 года назад

      @@Agent-cy5yb
      Thanks for telling me, and sorry if I was a bit too much.
      The video itself seemed to be advocating ripping off other well meaning people.
      We create “systems,” for lots of reasons. Personally I like individuals but we think an algorithm (or system, or computer, or whatever faceless bureaucratic protocol or policy that allows individuals to abdicate responsibility) will be more fair in distribution of real justice, and when it fails, no one has to accept responsibility.
      Rant over thanks for responding in such a civilized manner. Have a great day!

  • @gobrrrbrrr1150
    @gobrrrbrrr1150 3 года назад +14

    As for the last one, my father once did something similar. We live in Thailand, and the clamps are held by cheap padlocks. A taxi to the police station would cost 300 Baht ($10) one trip. So he took a bolt cutter he keeps for emergencies, just cut the padlock and drove to the police station, paid the fine +100 Baht for the padlock and was done. The funny part was that some tourists in a café nearby saw the policeman put on the clamps on. They were laughing at him and as when they saw him as the owner of the car. He said their stunned faces were priceless.

    • @scottrocks1993
      @scottrocks1993 2 года назад

      When the car has a clamp on
      The car doesn't belong to him anymore.
      So by cutting the clamp off it is stealing the car.
      No different is classed as stolen.
      He would been better off stealing a different car.
      He wouldn't have to cut the clamp off & pay for lock.
      And next time with a new car if he's name flags up will be classed as high risk.
      He won't get a clamp.
      will just get toward away impounded and pay 4 times as much to get back.

  • @tetrahydro849
    @tetrahydro849 2 года назад +13

    “With the authority automatically granted by a hard hat and a high visibility jacket” got me crack 😂😂😂 love your commentaries!!

  • @christophercollins3632
    @christophercollins3632 4 года назад +16

    Woooow, thanks, I was changing my baby’s diaper, dropped my keys and money into it to go to the store, when I remembered the narrator said I shouldn’t use a dirty one. Next time I need to go to the store, I’ll hopefully remember this invaluable advice!

  • @jeffmccrea9347
    @jeffmccrea9347 3 года назад +1

    My father worked for 35 years for a giant national company. This company never let their employees take or buy anything even if it was slated to be thrown out. One day, my father saw some 55 gallon drums like ones he had been looking for for storage at home. These drums were originally used by a vendor to securely ship dry products to the company which only put them into the landfill when emptied. No chemicals involved. When my father got off work this day, he drove his personal car through an open security gate, opened the trunk, walked up the shipping dock ramp, picked up a drum and carried it to the trunk like he belonged there. When he went back for the second drum, as he walked to the car, the guard asked where he was going with those. My father said, " I'm stealin' 'em". The guard said, "Ask a stupid question...", and went back to his newspaper. For anyone wondering what kind of car would fit 2 steel 55 gallon drums in the trunk, this was back in the 60's and my father drove a 1960 Chrysler Imperial which was Chrysler's answer to the Cadillac Fleetwood. You could have comfortably housed a family of four in that trunk.

  • @ioannisapostologlou1459
    @ioannisapostologlou1459 4 года назад +98

    Aight time to steal a tesla and tell the people who ask that elon musk is my father

    • @huegvong1231
      @huegvong1231 4 года назад +1

      😂😂

    • @MartinKelly-bx6ft
      @MartinKelly-bx6ft 3 года назад

      I would steal Rolls-Royce that tests are mostly cuz a Tesla is a coal powered car you know that right

    • @MrDeedsly
      @MrDeedsly 3 года назад

      @@MartinKelly-bx6ft What?

  • @storiesbyemily4170
    @storiesbyemily4170 4 года назад +81

    “If government were a product, selling it would be illegal.”
    ~P. J. O'Rourke

    • @neelamchoudhary5940
      @neelamchoudhary5940 4 года назад +3

      It is

    • @crazycattheboss
      @crazycattheboss 4 года назад

      Lolol

    • @HighestRank
      @HighestRank 3 года назад

      Crazycat the boss yep, 'service as a product'. Which is why requiring registration of products before allowing their activation is also grounds for their return as defective.

  • @Colhogan06
    @Colhogan06 3 года назад +4

    My ex-in-laws found a way to get fed at a time back in the 40's or 50's when times were tough for them. This was in Germany, by the way. They both went into a restaurant separately but maybe 5 minutes apart so there would be no connection they were related. They both ordered the same meal and when they got close to being finished they both claimed that they were sick and because they had ordered the same thing the restaurant assumed there was something wrong with the food and allowed them to leave without having to pay.

  • @TheFlyingBusman
    @TheFlyingBusman 4 года назад +4

    In the past I’ve bluffed my way into the bar with the English cricket team back in the Ian Botham, Mike Gatting days. They were great sports about it. I’ve also done the whole wheelclamp thing when clamped in error on one occasion. The look on the guys face when he came to take the clamp off and I handed it to him was priceless!

  • @Mainswitch55
    @Mainswitch55 2 года назад +3

    Best story i can confirm took place in Vienna / Austria in about 1980-1985. A very good friend of mine was late on work, allready was in trouble because he overslept like 2-3 times a week. You know there is lots of traffic and traffic jam in the morning, so he decided to park his vehicle right on the sidewalk and ran to the subway to get to work on time. After finishing working he was going back to his vehicle, realising a big fine on the windshield. So because of THAT he decided to report his vehicle as stolen... After my question how this worked out for him he was just smiling and saying like: "You know, this was back in the 80´s, the cops were even proud of finding the vehicle!" I also asked if they would not be suspicious because there was of course no damaged lock at the car. He told me that wasnt an issue at all. Ok, beeing a locksmith myself i can understand that those locks were not very secure but anyway, nice risk taking for beeing late i guess.

  • @oddballdynamics.9658
    @oddballdynamics.9658 4 года назад +4

    Working in construction, nobody questions a guy with a ladder and tool belt. I also found that if you keep a traffic cone, you can park a truck with ladder rack anywhere by placing the cone next to the truck.

    • @annasolovyeva1013
      @annasolovyeva1013 2 года назад +1

      Yeah. Nobody questions people that are busy doing something normal and useful.

  • @loralee4848
    @loralee4848 4 года назад +4

    Friends used to go to Jazz Fest in New Orleans and the rule was no outside alcohol. They beat the system by carefully removing cap from large spring water bottles so the seal didn’t break and fill them with vodka and gin. Security would see the bottles were sealed and wave them through. Worked every time.

  • @nunyabiznez6381
    @nunyabiznez6381 3 года назад +29

    There was a concert venue that would stamp people's hand during festivals so you could leave, go get food and come back any time you wanted to. The concert was $60 a head to get in. A lot in 1986. They had about 8 of these festivals between march and October and they usually ran three or four days at a time. I discovered that they always used the exact same hand stamp design with just different colored ink. So I went down to a local craft and art supply store and bought a rubber stamp with a very similar design and every color available along with an exacto knife. Then I went to the next festival and bought the first day $60 ticket. But instead of going right in I went to the restroom and locked myself in a stall for some privacy. I took out the rubber stamp I had bought and spent the nest hour carefully adjusting the design with the exacto knife to match more closely the stamp on the back of my hand. then I went to the first part of the concert an hour late. it was worth missing an hour of concert because the next day I went all I had to do is get out my stamp and look to see what color they used that day. Then took out that color of ink and inked up my stamp and stamped my hand. From then on I got in every festival concert every day for free and did that for years. I never found out why they never changed stamps.

    • @wokevikings1817
      @wokevikings1817 3 года назад +3

      Coz they think all hippies are dumb.

    • @cinderellawilder
      @cinderellawilder 3 года назад +1

      That’s stinking awesome!

    • @mariuspetre1613
      @mariuspetre1613 3 года назад

      You could've make some good money to.. ;) but you didn't obviously...

  • @gic8849
    @gic8849 3 года назад +20

    Omggg that’s been my motto for years “just don’t act like you’re doing anything wrong. If you believe, others will, too” lol

  • @LuchoVegax
    @LuchoVegax 3 года назад +35

    🤣 So here is my story of how I beat the system (I guess)
    I was about 18 years old at the time and my friends always thought I carried myself well. I also knew how to tie a tie, had a briefcase and an electric typewriter. Lol
    I was watching a movie at home when my buddies started frantically knocking at my door and saying they needed my help.
    Turns out they had gotten into a car accident and the two drivers were disputing the accident at the police department as neither had Inssurance.
    I dressed up and left. When I walked into the PD I spoke to the officer in charge and identifying myself as the legal representative rep to Benjamin (Mu friend).
    The officer walked me to where the two drivers were and I addressed the other driver in representation of “my client”. I informed him that my client would not be paying for the damages resulted since no evidence was collected, that I would be instead perusing legally against him for threatening my client.
    In the end I determined he had been at fault and offered him to settle with my client or face legal consequences warning him it would turn out more expansive in the end for him, I did all of this in front of the officer. Upon him agreeing, I pulled out my electric typewriter and wrote a “legal agreement” between the two in which stated my client would receive full compensation for the damages and $300 more towards my legal fees.
    The two signed the agreement and the officer was asked to sign as a whiteness which he did. Lol In the end the money paid by the individual was used to fix my friends car when my friend would have been at fault. This happened 20 years ago and I’m still a legend to this day for that among my pals. 😂
    After that I created a reputation for myself and represented my cousin’s girlfriend on other civil disputes, to this day I have never lost a case. 😁

    • @seriouslynope280
      @seriouslynope280 3 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @unknownpt
      @unknownpt 2 года назад +7

      Sure hope you're still "beating the system" with less spelling mistakes than the ones on this story, otherwise you're bound to get caught sooner than later.

    • @reliablerell7423
      @reliablerell7423 2 года назад +1

      @@unknownpt Savage

    • @natalie0385
      @natalie0385 2 года назад

      Lolis

    • @md.baarik6057
      @md.baarik6057 Год назад

      ​@@unknownpt bruh... U r ruthless!.. 😂

  • @kirablack9436
    @kirablack9436 3 года назад +16

    Oh damn that reminds me. When I was 16/17 we had those wrist bands in clubs for all the 18+ people who were allowed to buy the strong alcohol. (I live in Germany, strong alcohol is from the age of 18, beer and sparkling wine from 16. Some clubs have special rules which allow minors from the age of 16 to enter as long as a 18+ accompanys them however they still aren't allowed to buy strong alcohol. The 18+ companion has to sign a formula leaving their data and all to the club.)
    So the wrist bands had like 18+ written on and the clubs logo, the 18+ people got them at the entrance when their ID was controlled. I collected the used ones laying on the floor and with a bit of crafting at home they were as good as new. I put them in my bra to smuggle them in since they checked your purse.
    In the toilet my friends and me glued them with a bit of lash glue on. 👀 We never got busted

  • @biggermannips6039
    @biggermannips6039 4 года назад +333

    When I went to public school I forgot where I put my ID to get on the bus so I used my lanyard and a peice of cardboard I highlighted the cardboard yellow to match the ID so I could get on the bus I never got caught for the one month I had to use it didn’t tell a single person at my house or at school

    • @Idontknow-vu9no
      @Idontknow-vu9no 4 года назад +5

      AWESOME

    • @pulsefel9210
      @pulsefel9210 4 года назад +15

      the concept of needing an id for a kid to ride the bus scares me

    • @theyeetersgang7887
      @theyeetersgang7887 4 года назад +3

      I would prolly lose that too, and then lose the next one... and the next one... and the next one.

    • @jaytnacks
      @jaytnacks 4 года назад +4

      lol

    • @dolly5791
      @dolly5791 4 года назад +3

      Pretty cool huh

  • @weirdsciencepfm3583
    @weirdsciencepfm3583 4 года назад +421

    Note to self: Check RUclips before paying for anything in life 💸👀

    • @danielclasen809
      @danielclasen809 4 года назад +29

      I will help you remember this note by giving you a notification from liking the comment

    • @warninis3307
      @warninis3307 4 года назад +7

      Lol

    • @danielclasen809
      @danielclasen809 4 года назад +5

      @@warninis3307 lol indeed

    • @jasontull1324
      @jasontull1324 4 года назад +3

      @@danielclasen809 a1

    • @Namelezz_Guy
      @Namelezz_Guy 4 года назад +1

      @@danielclasen809 likewise 😁

  • @bobettethemighty1548
    @bobettethemighty1548 2 года назад +4

    my mom told one of her favorite actors she was like six through letter and asked him to sent him her a signed pic, he did cause he thought it was a six year old. she later sent him an other letter thanking him and telling him the truth, the actor thought it was hysterical. mom was 20 at that time and still has the pic (later they also met in person)

  • @sheriffcharliepanda8613
    @sheriffcharliepanda8613 4 года назад +49

    "act like your in charge people will assume you are" also live like a pirate! 😉

    • @HighestRank
      @HighestRank 3 года назад

      Sheriff Charlie Panda how does anyone communicate with the same person who both mixes up using possessive 'your' and "you are" at once? Truly it must be like talking to black holes: everything goes in yet nothing but infrared radiation escapes.

    • @sheriffcharliepanda8613
      @sheriffcharliepanda8613 3 года назад +1

      @@HighestRank man you are so right my dude. Because I don't treat a RUclips comment with the same importance as a college level essay. Well I must just be a fucking moron barely capable of not wetting myself as I talk lol.

  • @andyteckpro6435
    @andyteckpro6435 4 года назад +22

    There something so satisfying about his voice

    • @Namelezz_Guy
      @Namelezz_Guy 4 года назад +1

      I KNOW RIGHT..??!! He's one of my favourite narrators.

  • @peter-radiantpipes2800
    @peter-radiantpipes2800 4 года назад +56

    My buddy was a music photographer. I’d just carry one of his cameras and went to years of awesome shows and concerts.

    • @opetteleITE
      @opetteleITE 4 года назад +4

      That camera was good for you, damn!

    • @oscarwong7216
      @oscarwong7216 3 года назад +1

      Gary's dad is an awesome father, he must have had one hell of a fun childhood.

    • @HighestRank
      @HighestRank 3 года назад +1

      Fijii Gamer You're not Wong, either.

    • @XoxJasonReynoldsxoX
      @XoxJasonReynoldsxoX 3 года назад

      I dated a girl that was a legit rock photographer. If what you were saying was legit you wouldn't have to "act". He could just give you and whomever is with you free VIP passes. I saw Lamb of god, Shadows fall, Megadeth, + a few more and EVERY one of these we just showed up with the passes she was issued OFFICIALLY and hung out with the band while the venue was being setup for hours. Who.... exactly were you acting for... the ROADIES???? THE TICKET HOLDERS??? BUT WHY???!!

    • @peter-radiantpipes2800
      @peter-radiantpipes2800 3 года назад

      @@XoxJasonReynoldsxoX legit… lol. It’s not
      Like it was some act. I didn’t say he was some famous guy. He was in the navy reserves. Took photos of subs from planes. So he had, at the time back then, very expensive equipment and liked to do it for his own interests and building his business up. What you think I’m trying to “be cool” over a story like this? Lmfao. You’re kind of a dick by the way. By kind of, I mean a real keyboard cowboy. I only saw this since up late. Cracks me up how serious your type takes silly things like getting into shows when I was 21-23 or so. Wtf is with you. Legit laughing at you.

  • @catjudo1
    @catjudo1 4 года назад +5

    I tell people that I explored the Arctic when I went to Alaska. And it's actually true. My aunt and I drove up the Dalton Highway out of Fairbanks and stopped at the Arctic Circle for a picnic lunch (I enjoyed lunch at the Circle!). Afterword, I turned north instead of returning south and went a few miles. My aunt asked me what I was doing and I told her that as we were north of the Arctic Circle, we were driving in the Arctic. And as I had never seen the landscape I was driving through, I was exploring new lands. So... I was north of the Arctic Circle and exploring places I had never seen before. I was exploring the Arctic! It's all in the wording, folks.

    • @savagesock3598
      @savagesock3598 4 года назад

      Sounds badass

    • @Zakthextremest
      @Zakthextremest 4 года назад

      Eh... This Arctic Circle must be an okay diner in Alaska.
      "Thanks for stopping by at the Arctic Circle! Come again soon!"

    • @catjudo1
      @catjudo1 4 года назад

      @@Zakthextremest No diner, sadly, but just outside Fairbanks is the little town called North Pole. If you stop in at the Santa Claus House, the Bearded One will be there for pictures and conversation, as he always does on every other day of the year. There are some strange things in that, America's largest state, and they are worth seeing.

    • @Zakthextremest
      @Zakthextremest 4 года назад

      @@catjudo1 I fkn knew it!

  • @minecraftgamerfortniteplayer
    @minecraftgamerfortniteplayer 4 года назад +25

    This man uses every single trick in the book to make us support him

  • @maresseacollins6205
    @maresseacollins6205 3 года назад +14

    My school sometimes has PBIS parties and they had those wrist bands. my name wasn't on the list to get one so I got some construction paper and tape and put it around my wrist, I even made some for the entire class and it worked like a charm.

  • @Barkingspider
    @Barkingspider 4 года назад +44

    In college if you had tuition fees or any fee outstanding at the end of the semester they would put a boot on your car. So my senior year I got some lock picking tools from my girls father (locksmith) and removed 10 boots from student's cars. Kept all the boots in my garage and held them ransom. The students that had the boots had no idea so they weren’t charged. Turn about is FairPlay when dealing with scumbags.

    • @darthrevan4169
      @darthrevan4169 3 года назад +2

      I don't get it, my english is poor. Can you explain this to me the ez way?

    • @grbgeslnger24
      @grbgeslnger24 3 года назад +6

      That’s crazy. They’ll put a boot on a car if you owe fees.? And it has nothing to do with a parking situation. I’m glad you did that. 👏

  • @erinmelton9478
    @erinmelton9478 4 года назад +83

    Y’all That’s the best way to hide your stuff is in a diaper then thieves can’t find it 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 by the way I see you on RUclips

    • @SD-or2tk
      @SD-or2tk 4 года назад +2

      But what is someone throws it in dustbin thinking it as a used diaper

    • @amzarnacht6710
      @amzarnacht6710 4 года назад +1

      Litterbox, too.
      When you don't have cats.

    • @UnholyBe4st
      @UnholyBe4st 4 года назад +4

      I will for sure use a diaper to hide the money and mobile next time im at the beach with my kids and wife. I think its really genius idea!

    • @mchenrynick
      @mchenrynick 4 года назад +5

      I remember one of those mailorder places selling a product to hide your money: brand new underwear with a hidden pocket and a slight brown stain in the middle. House burglars aren't going to touch that!

    • @sandrasandymanning4354
      @sandrasandymanning4354 4 года назад +2

      In a nursing home, hide your valuables in the bedpan....they never look in there!😂

  • @orcaman8794
    @orcaman8794 4 года назад +8

    When I was in middle school I went to a private school that required you to wear a belt if your pants had belt loops, so to get around that my mom just cut off the belt loops on my pants, even though the teachers were made aware of that I still was able to get away with it.

  • @Zeynep_016
    @Zeynep_016 2 года назад +4

    My middle school had uniforms and we weren’t allowed to wear any other clothes so I wrote my schools name on a paper and taped it onto my shirt. It’s not a really big thing but pretty genius for an 11 year old and I guess the teacher thought the same as they didn’t say anything and just laughed it off

  • @1003JustinLaw
    @1003JustinLaw 3 года назад +3

    I used the diaper wallet trick once, and I added my own little touch with some chocolate syrup. I was at a beach somewhere in Hawaii, don't remember where, where they had a theft problem, and despite losing my shirt and sandals all my actual valuables were perfectly fine.

  • @roguerebel2947
    @roguerebel2947 3 года назад +4

    Hey Richard thanks for the I-5 sign back in the day. I know I wasn’t the only one fighting to get over to the otherside once you realized you were on the wrong side of the freeway to merge onto the 5 🤙🏼

  • @farrdawgjoker7087
    @farrdawgjoker7087 4 года назад +4

    I worked security for the warped tour and when we worked the gate we could keep everything we confiscated and people got super creative hiding drugs, weapons and alcohol. Weed and alcohol hidden in a prosthetic leg, lots of people thought replacing cigarettes with joints was a good idea but was the easiest to spot. A girl with an afro nearly got by us until we spotted a little plastic bag in her hair and she had cocaine,weed,ecstasy, and oxycodone pills. We told her to give it up and do so nicely and we won't wave the police over and she wasn't coming in but she could go home without being arrested and she did. People willing to stick things were we dont pat people down at could get stuff in and girls always stuff things in their bra not thinking that we would have female security to pat them down and a whole lot of weed came out of bras. The funny thing was at the end of the day in one city I'm not naming because I don't wat to be in trouble at the end of the day a couple police officers came to see what we got. They wanted all guns that were taken, all the oxycodone and hydrocodone and some of the good weed letting us keep everything else. I was terrified they were going to arrest me when I left but one of them came and said that they were destroying all the illegal substances taken "wink wink" and i was to remind my coworkers of that. And that was that and we kept alot of stuff as always an assortment of butterfly knives and some cool weapons on top of the drugs that we destroyed of course!

  • @rob20bc
    @rob20bc 3 года назад +16

    When I broke my leg and was taking my flights while with crutches I learned they will always upgrade you to first class for free. Bring crutches they will upgrade you to the class that can accommodate them.

    • @CRTeeny
      @CRTeeny 3 года назад

      bro for real? ive got a natural limp anyway, i wonder if i can pull this off in the EU

  • @-meganeura
    @-meganeura 3 года назад +2

    I once entered a music festival right thru the VIP gate as a band with group of friends, just with a wave to the security and a confident walk. :D I went to a lot of Party's for free but it was almost never so easy, many times the adventure of getting in was as fun as being there, other times like an action movie like escaping a prison but trying to get in at night with security all around us with flashlights and never seeing us. Good times! :)

  • @ivanmargosdoesEverything.2923
    @ivanmargosdoesEverything.2923 2 года назад +2

    There was this time in grade 3 where I snuck out of the classroom every time without the teacher noticing and the teacher was so focused on studying she never realized I was not in the seat without asking I did not even put something to make it look like I was there

  • @IGIVEINPS3
    @IGIVEINPS3 4 года назад +39

    Oh gd memories. We did the wearing skirts at school, back late 90's for the exact same reason as the lads in the video. Keep it up, one rule for all! ;)

    • @HighestRank
      @HighestRank 3 года назад

      Marc a yep and not a stitch of proactive support from the entitled fembots!

  • @clevo4040
    @clevo4040 3 года назад +10

    I actually beat the system taking the tire locking one step further. After removing the wheel from my car, I completely deflated the tire making it east to remove the locking mechanism.

    • @Mrjudsonjames
      @Mrjudsonjames 2 года назад

      Brilliant, then just drive to a gas station and Re inflate and pop it back in the spare tyre position. Lol

  • @anastasiaromanot6626
    @anastasiaromanot6626 3 года назад +4

    That laser-razor reminds me of my contraption for shaving my legs.
    I’m disabled, so bending down/lifting my legs to shave just isn’t an option, (and all the commercial mobility aids are designed with older people in mind) so my solution was to strap a razor onto an old selfie stick, and voilá - extendable razor.
    My friends laughed, but it ain’t stupid if it works!

  • @wadeguidry6675
    @wadeguidry6675 4 года назад +5

    My buddy and I used fake British accents and made up credentials that we were working for a European record company to get backstage at a DOWN show in New Orleans. We drank and hung out with the band backstage until security asked who we were and kicked us out, but we succeeded in free beer and meeting our heros.

  • @molassio1989
    @molassio1989 3 года назад +10

    I had a flight that got cancelled due to a mechanical issue. They put me on another flight going to the same destination, and I just told the crew that the crew on the first plane told me I could sit in first class, and they bought it.

  • @wesleymcgee
    @wesleymcgee 3 года назад +17

    "We didn't realize we were making memories, we just knew we were having fun."
    Winnie the pooh.

  • @dahanster5578
    @dahanster5578 3 года назад +4

    Why the heck would Nikola Lulić's actions seem "a little shady"? Homeboy was trying to save his life when the ship's crew considered his life to be worthless and "third class." Man, f' the shady AF first class! Nikola Lulić was a smart man.

    • @Osiwan960
      @Osiwan960 3 года назад

      yep, the concept of some people being superior to others just from an occupation title is disgusting!

  • @poormanat-work5401
    @poormanat-work5401 4 года назад +8

    My friend went to Walmart dressed in a suit with the logo and blending in everyone thought he was from corporate lol.

  • @bigchuck71metalhead42
    @bigchuck71metalhead42 3 года назад +1

    Got nosebleed tix for a metal show🤘 All the action was down on the floor. In between sets, I noticed people were wearing yellow wristbands. I grabbed a couple of straws, removed the paper and ran them through a napkin full of mustard that was provided by concessions. When the lights went down and people rushed back to the show, I followed the pack and quickly flashed my makeshift wristband and enjoyed the rest of the evening being amongst my fellow metalheads🤘😎🤘

  • @Ash_and_Smoke
    @Ash_and_Smoke 3 года назад +24

    I grew up with lots of LEGO’s I am not effectited when stepping on them

    • @stewart8767
      @stewart8767 3 года назад +1

      What????????

    • @randomuser8574
      @randomuser8574 3 года назад +1

      Translation:
      I grew up with lots of Legos, I am not affected when stepping on them.

    • @HighestRank
      @HighestRank 3 года назад

      Random User transliteration: I grew up around a lot of Legos, so stepping on them does not *affect me.

    • @randomuser8574
      @randomuser8574 3 года назад

      @@HighestRank it means the same thing

    • @martinoneal4344
      @martinoneal4344 3 года назад

      @@randomuser8574 no it's not look up the definitions

  • @Mr.ThinkTwice
    @Mr.ThinkTwice 4 года назад +15

    17:39 beating the clickbait system lol

    • @HighestRank
      @HighestRank 3 года назад

      Arhtoin Meloes great till the owner hits the autofetch button on a Tesla remote, and it tried to move itself.

  • @yysss7124
    @yysss7124 4 года назад +217

    Place: kids under 8 eat free.
    Dad: he is just 7
    Me: i am twel...
    Dad: i Said 7!

    • @Tyler-fx9hf
      @Tyler-fx9hf 4 года назад +16

      Relatable,i get misaged as a 6-9 year old but im 11

    • @puffysocks8976
      @puffysocks8976 3 года назад +4

      That happened to me at the airport

    • @marklester2252
      @marklester2252 3 года назад +1

      Just had the same thing happen to me!

    • @topazblu6209
      @topazblu6209 3 года назад +4

      My sister and her friends had to do this to get me in the movie theatre as I couldn't be left home alone. Despite that being ages ago, I still find myself getting asked for age confirmation while shopping; video game stores are the worse.

    • @maximuslehnhardt-santiago106
      @maximuslehnhardt-santiago106 3 года назад +3

      Place:kids under 8 eat free
      Dad:he is 7
      Me: I am sixty on-
      Dad:I said 7

  • @alimowlaei1976
    @alimowlaei1976 3 года назад +3

    When I was young and poor and living overseas. When I wanted to call my family back home, l made some fake coins out of ice and used them in public phones.
    I simply had created a template with 8 coin lookalike in the freezer, creating more and more for friends too.

    • @huh968
      @huh968 3 года назад

      that's what val kilmer does in the film real genius

  • @BariumCobaltNitrog3n
    @BariumCobaltNitrog3n 3 года назад +2

    Before they were famous, and had no tattoos even, I went to a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert. I snuck in my camera and before the show started, my friend and I approached the backstage security guy and told him we worked for BAM, a music magazine, and he let us in. We spent about half an hour with the band, taking pictures and asking a lot of questions. When they went onstage, they invited us to watch from the stage. Got some great shots and had some free beer too. Also, this was 30 years ago.

    • @aLofi-Guy
      @aLofi-Guy 3 года назад

      😎

    • @Osiwan960
      @Osiwan960 3 года назад

      can we see the photos somewhere? imgur maybe? ty!

    • @BariumCobaltNitrog3n
      @BariumCobaltNitrog3n 3 года назад +1

      @@Osiwan960 They're on my FB page, but that's a good idea.

    • @Osiwan960
      @Osiwan960 3 года назад

      @@BariumCobaltNitrog3n nice =)

  • @thattannerguy856
    @thattannerguy856 3 года назад +9

    In college my roommate and I would hide vodka in plan site by just putting them in water bottles, and putting it back in the case of water. We marked a blue dot on the bottom to know which ones were vodka. Then the couple times we had an RA check our room for vodka, they had no idea it was right in front of their face

  • @Geoff_G
    @Geoff_G 4 года назад +3

    I used to work at BC Place Stadium when Pink Floyd played a concert there. Two friends of mine got tickets up in the nosebleed seats and I went in through the employee entrance. I went up the service elevator and found my friends. We went back to go down the service elevator again but I saw a security guard standing nearby. I thought quick and had my friends go through the barrier divider first. When the guard called out to stop us, I went over to him and flashed my employee pass and he let us go. We went down to one of the floor entrances and when the security guard there was distracted by somebody trying to gain improper access to the floor seats we blitzed past and got lost in the crowd.
    TLDR ; Three of us got in to Pink Floyd concert at floor level for price of two cheapest seats.

  • @Aaaurel
    @Aaaurel 4 года назад +5

    To the person who is reading this:
    Your amazing stay blessed stay safe and have an wonderful rest on your day❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @reikotakeuchi6489
    @reikotakeuchi6489 4 года назад +45

    My great grandmother survived the great depression when she was little. Her parents made moonshine.

    • @ronaldwilliams9600
      @ronaldwilliams9600 3 года назад +5

      My parents survived the recession in the early 70's selling weed. Now it's legal.

    • @doyletraci3372
      @doyletraci3372 3 года назад +1

      Note to self: Check RUclips before paying for anything in life 💸👀

    • @MartinKelly-bx6ft
      @MartinKelly-bx6ft 3 года назад +1

      Did they call their shine White Lightning

    • @MartinKelly-bx6ft
      @MartinKelly-bx6ft 3 года назад +3

      @@ronaldwilliams9600 You think they'd be willing to sell to me some Wildwood flowers nudge-nudge wink-wink

  • @CosplayDreams16
    @CosplayDreams16 3 года назад +1

    The guy on Titanic gave everyone the middle finger when he became a sailor 😂😂😂😂 He was like "Screw this I am getting off this boat!"

  • @mendomateo
    @mendomateo 3 года назад +2

    In the late 90's, Four friends and I drove to a concert in a delivery truck. When we got there. we told security "We're with the band". They assumed we had equipment for the stage and let us drive right in.

  • @theducklinghomesteadandgar6639
    @theducklinghomesteadandgar6639 4 года назад +9

    The sports illustrated kid IF he still has copies of his interview questions and answers, should have a monthly article in Sports Illustrated, to place his photos and the "interviews" and call it something like a look back or Historical look back at sporting events through the eyes of a young man, or something like that!!!!!!!!

  • @BB-iw3ln
    @BB-iw3ln 4 года назад +5

    The perfect costume duo for the wedding is a bride and a groom that looks identical to the real ones :)

  • @douglas60040
    @douglas60040 4 года назад +80

    But renting a crane isn’t $50, but around $250 per hour.

    • @jrr7031
      @jrr7031 4 года назад +25

      Depends on size. Boom trucks can go for around that much. Also, foreign country

    • @webo4208
      @webo4208 4 года назад

      .lljkmj hbu . v

    • @cemhoysaloglu1567
      @cemhoysaloglu1567 4 года назад +14

      In turkey it is $50

    • @the_kombinator
      @the_kombinator 4 года назад +6

      In Poland it's near that amount.

    • @skittles6946
      @skittles6946 4 года назад +4

      it's 25€ per hour where I'm from lmao

  • @09Abhinandan
    @09Abhinandan 3 года назад +2

    I watch this guy just to sleep like a baby. I don't know if it's just me I can never complete the video without a nap in between.

  • @sayanbhoumik3110
    @sayanbhoumik3110 2 года назад +2

    I was once late for school and just entered the classroom late calmly with the class monitor(which was his routine ofc). No one seemed to notice an "extra" monitor.

  • @LuckyLu602
    @LuckyLu602 4 года назад +6

    That flask clutch purse is absolutely GENIUS!

  • @Window_ig
    @Window_ig 4 года назад +25

    5:05 im never herd of this even tho im also croatian

    • @chaosgamer016_5
      @chaosgamer016_5 4 года назад

      Ja zapravo jesam

    • @kxngduvie7682
      @kxngduvie7682 4 года назад +2

      I have a question and it has been bothering me for years now why does every Croatian's last name end with Vic or ic

    • @Window_ig
      @Window_ig 4 года назад

      @@kxngduvie7682 there is no real reason, like why does everybody's name in"Asterix" end with x (if Asterix wasn't a made up movie and was in reality)

    • @kxngduvie7682
      @kxngduvie7682 4 года назад

      @@Window_ig oh well thank answering

    • @Window_ig
      @Window_ig 4 года назад

      @@kxngduvie7682 np

  • @uzairdurrani755
    @uzairdurrani755 3 года назад +8

    Can't really blame Nikola Lulic. Dude was just trying to save his life. Can't call that a hustle. More like desperation.

    • @krashd
      @krashd 3 года назад

      There were 2,000 desperate men, he was just one of the most cowardly out of them.

    • @ggor9929
      @ggor9929 2 года назад

      @@krashd The most cowardly, or the smartest, is matter of perspective.

  • @professionalclown3888
    @professionalclown3888 2 года назад +2

    17:27 i'll never erase that from my mind

  • @nunyabiznez6381
    @nunyabiznez6381 3 года назад +1

    Years ago I used to watch AAA baseball games in Pawtucket Rhode Island for free. There was a spot in the fence you could go to watch the games through some cracks. They were right at the side walk and lots of people did it but then they started having attendance problems so they covered all the holes. It was fun while it lasted.

  • @wildwest5436
    @wildwest5436 2 года назад +8

    Lol! I had the same problem in the 80s when I was in high school. We had a strict dress code that boys were not allowed to wear shorts but girls could wear skirts. So I took it upon myself to organize all the guys with skirts. I still remember the look on my principle and superintendents faces.

  • @mehdimarashi1736
    @mehdimarashi1736 3 года назад +3

    20 years ago, my friends and I were traveling back home for the spring break. In our beloved God-forsaken country, there has always been a huge shortage of means of travel during the spring break. One of us had to spend the whole night in the line to get us train tickets, and when it was the morning, it turned out that for the first time they were asking for IDs to issue tickets. Therefore, he burrowed some random IDs form anybody he could and bought the tickets. When I was trying to get on the train with a ticket that was not in my name, the ticket control guy at the gate asked for my ID, and of course, I refused to show him my ID. He told me to talk to the station manager. I went to the manager's office and the manager explained that it was impossible for them to let me on. I walked back to the gate, and told the ticket control guy "the manager said it's OK!". That WORKED!

  • @jonnieandalan8214
    @jonnieandalan8214 4 года назад +4

    1:42 the kid was legend

  • @atomtomusz5637
    @atomtomusz5637 3 года назад +1

    3:57 this guy is nothing compared to the guy in the movie called i think: Cath me if you can. The guy was pretended to be someone else for he's whole life. Until he gets caught by police after over 30-35 years of running, but still hiding in front of their nose. It is just awsome, and based on a true story.

  • @JCS1969able
    @JCS1969able 4 года назад +7

    Trouble with directions? 3:11 should be to "her right", not "her left"

    • @shadowmatrix0101
      @shadowmatrix0101 3 года назад +1

      No, trouble with your point of view. Everyone else in the universe knows when the narrator is saying "her left" he really means to left of her when looking at the picture I'm showing you. You're about the only one that has such an incredibly boring life that you feel the need to nitpick such a mundane thing. Go get a hobby. Damn.

  • @damagedjefff6821
    @damagedjefff6821 3 года назад +5

    8:12 the lady on the left would kill a person if she did internal surgery.

  • @jameshalmosi1550
    @jameshalmosi1550 3 года назад +1

    Foreigners in the Philippines are required to renew their visitor visas every 3 weeks in an obvious cash grab. I was always angry at having to pay the extra charges. One time I was informed that wearing shorts was no longer accepted, that I could purchase slacks from the multitude of vendors outside. My wife was wearing those skinny spandex jeans, they looked good on her and um not so good on me. I wouldnt say i am obese , rather about 15 lbs or so overweight. I trotted back into the office wearing the skinny jeans and had everyone howling in laughter . I had adhered to the dresscode and eventually secured my extension . Days later I saw on the news that the foreign office had discontinued the dresscode. They had showed the pictures of me wearing spandex pants and had the news anchors laughing as well..

  • @dominichazell7862
    @dominichazell7862 3 года назад +1

    For months I got free coffee by making a stamp for a coffee shop chain loyalty card. At my office I took a piece of blu tac, flattened it on the table and carved out the logo design (pretty crudely I might add and in reverse of course) by using the end of a paper clip. I used a highlighter pen to wet it. I then stamped all the squares on the loyalty card to get the ‘sixth coffee’ for free. I then got a new card from them and did this pretty much every week day on a lunch break. Worked a treat.

  • @koningbolo4700
    @koningbolo4700 4 года назад +22

    Does "retrieving" a towed van from the tow yard count ? Keywords: a gps tracker, unbolting a fencing panel in the dead of night, face masks and a coverall and faking to be lock picking to suggest whoever took the van did not have the keys. Luckily the "thief" had parked the van roughly in the same area for me to drive off in after a couple of days. How nice of them... I didn't even realize the van had been towed and put roughly in the same area (I had to go look for the van though and even used the gps tracker to do so)
    The tow yard claimed I took my van from their tow yard which they could not prove and it would be hilarious to see them plead that the owner of the van stole the van...
    Turns out a towing company has only the authority to charge a vehicle owner for the tow and storage fees. Their only leverage to force payment is the fact the vehicle is in their yard and the lean they have on the vehicle expires the moment the vehicle leaves the yard (regardless how this is accomplished)

  • @kostafatic8122
    @kostafatic8122 4 года назад +14

    I'm from montenegro and we never had a Prince but only 4 princesses in time of King Nikola

  • @tsvandyke
    @tsvandyke 4 года назад +8

    10:00 ... getting caught smoking weed ; in an "open house" for a condo that was up for sale ... we opened the front door & stated we were the painters there for an emergency paint job after a plumbing leak ( no paint or supplies of any kind ) ... "ok - just lock up when you are done - thanks." ... & the real estate agent & buyers ... just walked away.

  • @dernvader6876
    @dernvader6876 3 года назад +2

    When I was a kid, we weren't allowed to move the lever on the central heating... so I would take an ice cube and touch it to the resistance wire (?) which would then contract and turn the heater on... My mom was about to get upset because she saw the heater on, but then she made me show her how I did it... and she couldn't get mad, because I followed the letter of her rule, if not the spirit... she actually laughed and said I was clever... of course, I was now banned from doing that >sigh< "put on a sweater" - Another time I went to see the Cure at the Hollywood Bowl, I had 6th row seats the night before, so even thought the stamp was different I still was able to use it and get up to the front, but I didn't stay for more than a few songs, because I didn't want to get kicked out... I chickened out you could say...

    • @cinderellawilder
      @cinderellawilder 3 года назад +1

      @Charles Szasz it’s amazing what a bit of dressing up will get you. Little bit goes long way. Plus you feel mor confident too! That works wonders

  • @AtotehZ
    @AtotehZ Год назад

    14:28 I've done this more than once. It happens that there are disruptions. Sometimes when that happens you're up in the air(figuratively) as a customer and have to take care of yourself. If you wait till others tell you where to go you'll most likely be disappointed.

  • @bassanup
    @bassanup 4 года назад +19

    I'm amazed to notice that your audio quality has been dropped off.... :(

    • @gooneybird808
      @gooneybird808 4 года назад +2

      BassAnup xStringer haha ok...

    • @jacksonpatrick8175
      @jacksonpatrick8175 4 года назад +1

      I'm amazed to notice how far back your hairline has receded

  • @Broker205
    @Broker205 4 года назад +4

    17:39
    The reason you’re here. You’re welcome!

  • @RedVynil
    @RedVynil 2 года назад +4

    I used to work in a office building for a local bank and we were up on the 28th floor of a 30 floor building and, because we were dealing with tax checks 24/7, we weren't allowed to have any open windows so, they were sealed shut. My job was to run around the entire floor moving the work from one section to the next to be processed. The ceiling up there was only about 7' high so, with the hundred or so people working up there, the body heat kept the place VERY toasty warm!! We men were not allowed to wear shorts for fear that we'd stick a check under the legs and try to steal it! Women, however, were allowed to wear skirts!! One day, it was getting REALLY hot up there and I asked one of my bosses if I could wear a skirt the next day because there's nothing in the dress code that says a guy can't wear a skirt and, having worn one on stage for the previous 18 years, I was no stranger to them, and had quite a few! The boss said she was okay with me wearing a skirt so, the next day, I wore one and went ahead and started doing my work! Quite a few people were astonished but, they mostly approved!! The place had mostly female employees, too! MAYBE 2 dozen guys and the rest were women. Another of my bosses saw me in the skirt and went to her boss and said something about it and he told me I had to change! I did but, when everyone else found out about it, they were all pretty pissed about it and said I should file a discrimination claim and even take it to the local news guy that talked about unfair stuff on his show! I never did any of that but it was nice to know that so many people were backing me up on that!! Later, I found that they DID add the no skirt rule for me into the dress code!!
    The whole thing was kinda bogus, anyway because, about 3 years later, it was a bunch of the bosses were arrested for attempting to steal millions of dollars worth of tax checks!! I think that MIGHT be why they didn't want me in a skirt! It would've drawn attention to the office and they wouldn't have been able to commit the crime they'd been trying to commit for the previous few years!!