As far as the person sending a limp in the airport, as a disabled person, I find that absolutely disgusting. That is abuse of the system. And how dare you take advantage when someone offers a service for an actual need.
Why are disabled people entitled to priority service? Just because they can't walk easily doesn't make them VIPs. The need for assistance doesn't necessitate skipping the line and boarding ahead of everybody else. That's the soft bigotry of low expectations and the toxic compassion of virtue-signalling jerks all rolled into one. That system deserves to be abused for all it's worth.
I am on the other end of that. I've had people make requests that don't need it, then I have to send someone to assist someone who doesn't need while someone who does has to wait. I always feel bad when someone who needs it calls themselves a burden
The guy who became the heavyweight champion was brilliant 😊 The woman who faked disability was despicable 😡 I'm disabled and use a wheelchair when out. People like her make my blood boil, we get so much abuse and have to fight for simple rights and access that others take for granted. Nasty woman, karma waits for her...
Yeah, if your gonna fake it at least go the whole way and see what life is really like from a wheelchair. Stop this bullshit of “it must be nice”. Try it for real sweetie and see if you feel the same.
Agreed on both counts. I'm not bound to any assistive devices yet but likely will be within the decade. Even so, I was a nurse for many years and now work in a homeless shelter where we have shelter guests with either walkers or wheelchairs. I get rather irate when anyone, anywhere, parks in the disabled spots when they aren't disabled. It always incites me to desire their vehicle be ticketed and towed though, honestly, I'd also like to let the air out of their tyres whilst they're away. It's enraging how people who are not disabled abuse the disabled one way or another.
While I agree that faking a disability is wrong. A person with a disability should not just skip to the front of the line. You want to be treated as equal right? Or does that not pertain anymore if it’s an advantage.
@changsterville good question 😊 I've not flown myself but in other situations it's more about the access itself. It can take a Long time to get settled in, there may not be room to turn the chair once others are around. You might need to get equipment set up (breathing apparatus support, right angle to avoid damage, drainage tubes, pain management, etc). Often at places we're left til the last due to access or moaned at for holding up a queue 😔 I've been shopping and had someone actually Push me out of her way when I was right up to the wall looking at what I wanted too, another lady in a really crowded place I was desperately trying to get out of but Noone would let me through, Stepped right over my knee and sort of climbed over me! We're often not seen, noticed or heard, it's quite scary sometimes and not something I ever thought I'd experience when I was younger 😕
As a handicapped person I wondered why I had to wait forever to get assistance I find this really disturbing. Similar to having someone parking in a handicap parking spot with the driver just sitting there or younger folks using grandmas placard with grandma still at the house then in my instance I have to park in a regular spot, get my Walker and o2 tank out of the back seat to take care of my business and come back to find someone now parked on or extremely close to the line- requiring me to pull my vehicle forward and then putting the Walker etc back in my car My summation please be observant and respectful of others you don't own everything you see we aren't looking for special treatment or privileges just some common courtesy Thanks for reading my rant I will climb back in my whole and disappear
There was also the time where, during the Cold War, Stalin told Truman that he couldn’t bring supplies to West Berlin. Truman then used aircrafts to export supplies to West Berlin. This was a massive undertaking for the United States.
Love that Hamish Blake is in the thumbnail. I recall when he did this too 😂😂 Hamish and Andy had a series when they were working in the states and one episode was to enter a body building competition. They did a few other things in the states as well. I believe they played an extreme game of tag.
The only loop hole that i exploted anywhere close to this level, was in high school. The dress code in the rule book explicitly said that tank tops were forbidden but then also made an exception as long as the shirt straps were atleast 2 finger tips wide. Being in the south, spring can get pretty hot pretty quick. So girls would start wearing these tops and the boys were getting upset that these girls were wearing tank tops but we couldn't. Than it hit me, why couldn't we? So i got my hand book, highlighted the 2 finger tip rule and kept it in my back pocket, then put on just a normal tank top and went to school. When ever i was stopped i would pull out the hand book, open it up and hold it out to the highlighted page and with my other hand hold 2 fingers to my sholder showing it was more than 2 finger tips wide. And i got away with it.
I think it's brilliant and no less legitimate than any of the established religions. The US is just riddled with whiney and uptight hypocritical snots who want to boast righteousness and freedom of religion without considering the full implications of what that actually means. Maybe they should convert to the CFSM and relax whilst feasting on some deliciously prepared pasta.
Idk, to me it sounds like a bunch of people who got together because they believe other religions to be so absurd that they abuse the system for a laugh…. No respect for other religions I get but to openly mock by wearing strainers on their heads goes to show how terrible of people they really are.
@@Savagemedic46 no, the point is that religious people and organizations tend to be given ridiculous amounts of freedom and legal loopholes that get denied to everybody else simply because they say they believe something, regardless of the reality of what they say they believe. For example, religious institutions are automatically treated as charities and given a tax exempt status without having to demonstrate any sort of actual charity work while everybody else has to go out of their way to prove they actually provided said charity. This leads to many accounts of church leaders obviously abusing this ridiculous law with no consequences, such as when they purchase private jets for themselves. The pastafarians aren't trying to mock other religions, they are mocking the laws that show favoritism to religious people by giving them rights that nobody else has. Laws should be equally applicable to everyone regardless of their personal beliefs.
Imagine being at the festivals and seeing paramedics drunk as fuck dancing and you just think if I get hurt who helps me but if they get hurt who helps them haha
Me and my highschool friend snuck into our school formal (dance/prom) being hosted at a hotel. As the ball committee were entering the facility before opening we quickly ran up to the next floor and took the elevator down. The doors opened just as they were passing and we joined the back line as if we were part of the committee. As soon as we were in the event hall we made our way to the lavatories and hid in the cubicles until the rest of the students arrived. Then we simply emerged James Bond style dressed in tuxedos and joined the party. If it wasn't for the copius amounts of alcohol we smuggled in and subsequently consumed we would have never been discovered. But alas it was not to be. At least the deputy principal saw the funny side as we explained how we bypassed security whilst being ejected from the facilities. Great night 10 out of 10.
I have a mobility impairment and need help getting around the airport. People think that the electric carts are cool and a quick way to get to your gate. Getting through security quickly is awesome. What they don't realize is that not everyone has the ability to stand in line. They need to be grateful to be able-bodied. Also when they cheat they are making things worse for those who really need the extra help. It can make people late to their flight or miss it all together because of staffing issues. It can also delay a flight while they wait for a wheelchair to take the person onto the plane. When that happens, there's no overhead space for luggage left. In addition, the people with disabilities are forced to have to sit in seats that exacerbate their disability. It's just plain bad karma and mean to pretend that you're disabled so that you can take advantage of the "special treatment" that is given to people with disabilities. Who knows? Maybe a semi with your name on it will strike you down and leave you disabled or you come back in a next life as someone with chronic leg pain. I would use stronger language than the narrator and say that what that gal did was morally reprehensible.
@@JDA-88 Nah. How about we say that no one who's able-bodied should be able fly at all? After all, they've got two perfectly good feet. They can probably walk all the way to their final destination, even if it's Timbuktu. 🤣
@@karenscheltema9671 that fantasy has nothing to do with anything listed here. You scripted how much of a burden disabled people are on the average Joe waiting in line at the airport. Just saying, you listed the reasons. Not sure how sitting in line is any different.
The slipper fly squatter MIGHT not work as well as an actual squatter. Flies can sense difference in surrounding air pressure and will fly away if you try swinging a solid surface towards them. Also, the reason why regular squatters have holes. Other than that, an entertaining video, add always! 👌🏽
Ya question at 9:48 I be with you. To beat the system with a tricky mind is the one thing but to beat someone who's been already beat in all way is kind of worst
3:42 There is this ice cream place near where I live called Nelson's. The cups that they put the ice cream in are already larger than most. Additionally, they have ice cream that is very sturdy, meaning that they can stack ice cream very tall, and they do. You get twice as much ice cream than the amount of space in the cup. Because of this, their "kids" size is a bit difficult for an ADULT to finish. Their largest size, the lumberjack size, is basically a mountain of ice cream.
Here's a beat the system for you. This is from a video I saw. This professor in one school decided to ban laptops to students and instead use the old way of paper and pencil, which could tire your neck and hands if you ask me. But this genius found an ingenious way around. He brought a typewriter and some bond paper and typed in as much as he liked. The class laughed and found it great while the prof accepted his defeat.
In regards to your question about lying so I can go to a party, no. However I have used a party as an excuse to get out of other things and then just stayed for a quiet night in instead. 🤷🏻♂️
As someone who has then unfortunate luck to have a medical condition that has regularly required the use of an airport wheelchair I’m disgusted by this woman who has abused the system.
I actually sticky taped my phone to the inside of my trouser leg when doing to a university exam anticipating 2 areas of the test I was hoping didn't appear. They both appeared! So I went to the toilet, which they ask you to surrender your phone before you do. I emptied out my pockets and went to the toilet and googled for about 15 minutes before coming back and acing the 2 questions, which were worth 40% of the marks. And now I am an English teacher....... lol.
Cheeky! I almost feel sorry for your students however, you have humour enough to address the miscreants positively. We didn't have mobile phones when I was at university so people came up with other ways to cheat the system. I didn't because I'm just not that creative.
@Paul - as an English teacher, you should know that Google is a proper noun, hence should be capitalised! But credit for your ingenuity, and for dedicating your career to teaching. BTW, I work in a school, and is it just me that thinks standards of grammar, spelling, punctuation and handwriting has gone down drastically in the last few years? We have a lot of SEND pupils in our school, so i may not be getting a true picture...
Hame is a champion, from memory him and Andy were doing a road trip across the states and they found out the other bodybuilders were at a bigger competition across town. I think they were celebrating Andy’s birthday too.
This channel provides all the laughter I ever need but also can have a bunch of other emotions at the same time😂😂😂❤❤❤but I love this channel keep going be amazed
When I worked at Whataburger I used to put my vape into the cups (because we got a free drink to sip throughout the shift) and I would put a coffee straw into the mouth hole of the vape and out the straw hole in the lid on the cup. I could vape in the back between breaks and nobody would say a thing.
alcohol in ball games: When I go golfing, they don't allow any beverages on the course. I bought a pair of binoculars, called, "BAR-NOCULARS" and the eye piece comes off of each side and you can pit about a pint of booze in each. My brother-in-law has an extra 9 iron that when you turn the business end of the club, it pulls up and pumps beer up from a mini keg from the bottom of the golfclub bag. So, he drinks his beer and I put whiskey in one side and Coca-Cola in the other and have whiskey and cokes while we play. :D
When I graduated Nursing school here in Quebec, the exam to be registered had changed recently from multiple choice questions to a written question part and something they called OSCES which consisted of walking into a simulated medical situation where an actor played the patient and two examiners judging how we dealt with whatever situations we were presented with. In FRENCH. I’m bilingual but I have terrible anxiety and knew if I did this exam, there was a chance I wouldn’t pass, even though I graduated with honours. At the time, there was a loophole. You could apply to do the exam in Ontario, still multiple choice, and once passed, and registered in Ontario, you could ask for reciprocity in Quebec and get registered without doing the OSCES. I did just that and had two licenses, valid in two provinces. They changed the rule the next year.
I congratulated someone at a party for their pregnancy , they replied “umm I’m not pregnant I’m just fat “ . What was worse is I asked some mates first if she was pregnant and they were like “I’m not sure I think so yeah “. Let’s just say she never spoke to me again after that
I would think of that every night till the end of my life and if i would burn in hell after my life i would do nothing else i wouldnt even FEEL the pain i would think of this moment
25:32 was the top in my opinion and very creative. that’s not just creative but a thought through to make it successful! 🎉A Well Done with Illustrations!
I won 1st place in the 1500 meter run in public school one yr during track and field because a friend and I were the only ones to compete. We walked around until the last 100 meters or so
I used to buy 3 tickets for myself to see 3 different movies, in the morning hours, when the tickets were cheaper, so even when the movie was coming on after 6pm, when you had to pay full price, I could go see the same movie for nearly half the price! I also snuck food in and only bought a drink at from the theater! But now I don't go to the movies, I just wait until they come to a streaming service or cable!
18:58 I'm living this nightmare now. After my wife died a couple of months ago, I started cleaning out wardrobes, chest of drawers, all storage spaces. I now have about 20 assorted cookie tins, full of sewing kits. Many of these belonged to my mother in law, who passed a few years ago. Some of these tins are vintage. The buttons and bits of ribbon are from way back when.
I still remeber flying to Uganda with my dad. They asked him if he needed his cruches to get throug the metal detector.... He was only able to limp because the doctors injected some nasty stuff directly into his knees. He is now permenently in a wheelchair. Please don't make his life harder by pretending to be disabled. But he can take jokes about it tho. I love stealing his wheel and having a laugh.
10:22 If you want to release a winged insect without killing it, just spray it with water. It dampens their wings, they fall on the floor, you can just pick 'em up and pop them on a ledge outside the window. Use a glass for stinging insects, obviously! Then make sure you put your fly screens back on any open windows or doors, and you're all set. :D
I have been disabled for more than two decades and need help at airports and some other places. Unfortunately, because I can stand up and I don't "look" disabled, I have had a number of irate people harass me for using wheelchairs and other aids when I need them. Err on the side of kindness because not all debilitating diseases are obvious at first or even second glance!
I found a awesome loophole and used it for two years during college. The Niagara region had started a new transportation system and you could get a ride from your house to almost anywhere in Niagara region for $6 CAD a as bad pay on the app. They also had use a transfer as a payment option in case you were getting off the bus. I set my payment to transfer and they never asked to see the transfer. So I got from home to Niagara College (40 minute drive) for free for 2 years
My beating the system story: so at some of my smash weeklys there are doubles brackets. The problem is I need a teammate and have a hard time asking ppl, and I don't have someone who wants to go. So I simply opted to team up with a computer player (CPU) There is disadvantages especially involving coordination but I can play doubles without the awkwardness of trying to find a teammate. The best part is 2 T.Os actually allow this!
Have you ever seen a picture of the human nervous system with the eyes still included? It looks just like the Flying Spaghetti Monster IRL. It is weird but it really does! LOL
There is one rule that I stand by no matter what while you are in school shut the hell up and respect the teacher do not be having a full-blown conversation in the middle of class because there are other people trying to pay attention and get good grades
@@Corrie-Lee Well you see I have ADHD dyslexia and I’m on the spectrum so my brain tries to focus on 1 million things at once and I bet you’re one of the people in the back of the class talking and not paying any attention and I told us to my teacher she agrees with me your brain tries to focus on everyone’s because there are a ton of different voices talking all at once so your brain trying to focus on all those voices talking
I got in trouble for it, too. I learnt to keep notes on what I wanted to discuss with my mates during class to bring them up outside of class. The most trouble I ever got in was reading an adult romance novel in class (not talking but possessing unacceptable material) which was confiscated very publicly by my literature teacher. The other time, same year, was for talking then for shooting an elastic at a friend (in fun, of course). It was Spanish class and my teacher, who was French, said loudly "Francesca! (My name in class) First you are talking then you are shooting rubbers!" The class erupted in laughter because it brought up an image of someone shooting a pair of overshoes with a shotgun. No, I never got past my teachers on anything so had to become proper about everything.
I agree with that. I went on a plane flight to visit my daughter About 3 years ago, but I hadn't been on a plane in many many years so I was sure that a few things had changed anyway when the stewardess was talking about all the stuff that needs to be done in case an emergency there was a couple that wouldn't shut the hell up I don't know why I didn't say anything but I didn't hear a damn word that she said I'll tell you this I figured out my own exit route Which was about 2' in front of me if anything did happen I'd been the 1st one out.. And then they could have kept on talking.
12:24 funny scalping story, during the pandemic there was a bunch of people trying to pull that stunt with canning equipment during the summer but most experienced canners buy up equipment in the winter since it’s the time when you can take stock. The majority of the scalpers ended up with tons of equipment and couldn’t resell it
That airport system was awesome for when i needed it because i did have a broken leg back in the day but i didn't use a lot of it and i also made sure i was the last one off the plain.
Loop hole. My hometown town. Last year. I parked right up to the bumper on the family pickup so there was plenty of space between my back bumper and the street, which is THE emergency route to the hospital, technically you can park on the street but if you park on the street on the side i happened to live on, you would get a knock and asked to move the car because its not wide enough to park on both sides. Well the chief of police informed me that I can't block the sidewalk even if I was trying to be a good citizen, it is a city thoroughfare. So I apologized and got in and backed up just enough for the school kids to fit easy, almost to the street gutter but like an inch to spare, got out and since he was still eyeballing me, I gestured "like this", and he frowned but nodded that was within legal parking statutes for my home town. There might be a reason he watched what I was doing and frowned when I had him confirm that I was now legally parked. Im not a trouble maker, per see.. but if the police seem to be too worried about what I am doing, i make it worth their time. The are busy and do a dangerous job. But... The reason he frowned and watched is.... The worst thing to tell me is the rules. Especially if there's more important things to do, or that they seem to like seeing what I am up to when I am minding my own business and not causing trouble. Because when they Tell me the rules, i have them explain in exact detail what the rules are, so i can comply fully. Because I don't want them to come back and write a ticket. One officer told me that the fridge in the driveway, a school kid could climb in it and suffocate or something, it was dangerous. I explained i was going to scrap it but until then I would fix the problem. AS HE WAS BACKING OUT of the driveway, it simply turned it around and faced the door against the house. I don't think a school kid could suffocate if door can't be opened. So the parking statute says sidewalk has to be open to pedestrians, and you can't have any of your car past curb in the gutter. 6 months later i got a tiny ford Escort. And i parked sideways in my driveway right up to the curb. Facing the traffic from the school, but legally parked. In fact the sidewalk had room for 3kids wide. The police drove by, shook their heads, and kept going. The other residents of my home town were not impressed lol. So I left it like that for the day
For me...i have found many loop holes. For one...My mother told me to put my phone outside of my room to charge it when i was growing up...she never specified i had to go back to my room immediately. So I'd sit down next to my phone with it on charge and play games for a bit. Before eventually going back to my room. Best loop hole i ever found
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As far as the person sending a limp in the airport, as a disabled person, I find that absolutely disgusting. That is abuse of the system. And how dare you take advantage when someone offers a service for an actual need.
there should be more than one chair
Why are disabled people entitled to priority service? Just because they can't walk easily doesn't make them VIPs. The need for assistance doesn't necessitate skipping the line and boarding ahead of everybody else. That's the soft bigotry of low expectations and the toxic compassion of virtue-signalling jerks all rolled into one. That system deserves to be abused for all it's worth.
Yes
no I'm not going to listen to you 😂🙏
I am on the other end of that. I've had people make requests that don't need it, then I have to send someone to assist someone who doesn't need while someone who does has to wait. I always feel bad when someone who needs it calls themselves a burden
The guy who became the heavyweight champion was brilliant 😊 The woman who faked disability was despicable 😡 I'm disabled and use a wheelchair when out. People like her make my blood boil, we get so much abuse and have to fight for simple rights and access that others take for granted. Nasty woman, karma waits for her...
Yeah, if your gonna fake it at least go the whole way and see what life is really like from a wheelchair. Stop this bullshit of “it must be nice”. Try it for real sweetie and see if you feel the same.
Just listen to music! Makes everything go so much faster. And doesn’t count towards your karma counter.
Agreed on both counts. I'm not bound to any assistive devices yet but likely will be within the decade. Even so, I was a nurse for many years and now work in a homeless shelter where we have shelter guests with either walkers or wheelchairs. I get rather irate when anyone, anywhere, parks in the disabled spots when they aren't disabled. It always incites me to desire their vehicle be ticketed and towed though, honestly, I'd also like to let the air out of their tyres whilst they're away. It's enraging how people who are not disabled abuse the disabled one way or another.
While I agree that faking a disability is wrong. A person with a disability should not just skip to the front of the line. You want to be treated as equal right? Or does that not pertain anymore if it’s an advantage.
@changsterville good question 😊 I've not flown myself but in other situations it's more about the access itself. It can take a Long time to get settled in, there may not be room to turn the chair once others are around. You might need to get equipment set up (breathing apparatus support, right angle to avoid damage, drainage tubes, pain management, etc). Often at places we're left til the last due to access or moaned at for holding up a queue 😔 I've been shopping and had someone actually Push me out of her way when I was right up to the wall looking at what I wanted too, another lady in a really crowded place I was desperately trying to get out of but Noone would let me through, Stepped right over my knee and sort of climbed over me! We're often not seen, noticed or heard, it's quite scary sometimes and not something I ever thought I'd experience when I was younger 😕
This channel always delivers. Not only was the thumbnail not clickbait, but it was the first story covered.
+100 internets
👍Thanks for letting me know brother
You never have to worry about this channel click baiting you, mate, they never do! That's one of many things that makes this channel so awesome!
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@@sethwiley7839 Well aren't you just a bundle of fun!
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Yep... That airport wheelchair one was "Abusing the System"
In here it's actually Disrespectful
Yea it's sorta like taking a parking spot for the disabled...
@@Blaze_the_Person And I can help you learn to respect the disabled.
@@Blaze_the_Person Bravo! 😂 😂
@@gabriellashimone6546 I note what I said was disrespectful and offensive. I have taken it down. If you want, I'm ready for lesson 1.
@@gabriellashimone6546 what did he say
That was awesome how the "bodybuilder" won anyways even though he was pranking them lol. XD
But still its fitting that winning a competition when you are the only one as a joke is fitting
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As a handicapped person I wondered why I had to wait forever to get assistance I find this really disturbing. Similar to having someone parking in a handicap parking spot with the driver just sitting there or younger folks using grandmas placard with grandma still at the house then in my instance I have to park in a regular spot, get my Walker and o2 tank out of the back seat to take care of my business and come back to find someone now parked on or extremely close to the line- requiring me to pull my vehicle forward and then putting the Walker etc back in my car My summation please be observant and respectful of others you don't own everything you see we aren't looking for special treatment or privileges just some common courtesy Thanks for reading my rant I will climb back in my whole and disappear
Stealing isn’t “Beating the system”, its stealing.
Facts 💯
thats what im saying
This series & the Darwin Awards series are hands down my faves on this channel! So all I have to say is, MORE, PLEASE?!
Me too, I wish they post an Darwin award so soon
I'll see what we can do Karrie :)
@@BeAmazedsking for a video on computer exploit records, as I’ve made one zip bomb measuring 1.6 Quettabytes.
Yeah, I love these ones
I think the airport wheelchair one was more like someone abusing the system rather than beating the system
There was also the time where, during the Cold War, Stalin told Truman that he couldn’t bring supplies to West Berlin. Truman then used aircrafts to export supplies to West Berlin. This was a massive undertaking for the United States.
It wasn't Churchill, it was Truman who ordered that supplies be flown into West Berlin.
I don't like this. They did something illegal or killed someone. Probably committed homicide.
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Love that Hamish Blake is in the thumbnail. I recall when he did this too 😂😂 Hamish and Andy had a series when they were working in the states and one episode was to enter a body building competition. They did a few other things in the states as well. I believe they played an extreme game of tag.
I know that guy because him and one other guy host Logo Masters for once a year since 2019.
My first name is Hamish
The most famous person in Australia that only Australian's know about 🤣
yeah i loved watching them
@@fireembliam9090 I was in the 1st season of Lego Masters. Hamish was such an awesome host along with Ryan thr Brinkman.
The only loop hole that i exploted anywhere close to this level, was in high school. The dress code in the rule book explicitly said that tank tops were forbidden but then also made an exception as long as the shirt straps were atleast 2 finger tips wide. Being in the south, spring can get pretty hot pretty quick. So girls would start wearing these tops and the boys were getting upset that these girls were wearing tank tops but we couldn't. Than it hit me, why couldn't we? So i got my hand book, highlighted the 2 finger tip rule and kept it in my back pocket, then put on just a normal tank top and went to school. When ever i was stopped i would pull out the hand book, open it up and hold it out to the highlighted page and with my other hand hold 2 fingers to my sholder showing it was more than 2 finger tips wide. And i got away with it.
So you weren't doing anything wrong? Handbook said you could and you did, or am I missing something?
Oh you rebel you
im so lucky we didnt have dress code but where i live we have very conserved parents
infinite IQ
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The church of the flying spagetti monster had me rolling on the floor.
Like a meatball?
I think it's brilliant and no less legitimate than any of the established religions. The US is just riddled with whiney and uptight hypocritical snots who want to boast righteousness and freedom of religion without considering the full implications of what that actually means. Maybe they should convert to the CFSM and relax whilst feasting on some deliciously prepared pasta.
Idk, to me it sounds like a bunch of people who got together because they believe other religions to be so absurd that they abuse the system for a laugh…. No respect for other religions I get but to openly mock by wearing strainers on their heads goes to show how terrible of people they really are.
@@Savagemedic46 no, the point is that religious people and organizations tend to be given ridiculous amounts of freedom and legal loopholes that get denied to everybody else simply because they say they believe something, regardless of the reality of what they say they believe. For example, religious institutions are automatically treated as charities and given a tax exempt status without having to demonstrate any sort of actual charity work while everybody else has to go out of their way to prove they actually provided said charity. This leads to many accounts of church leaders obviously abusing this ridiculous law with no consequences, such as when they purchase private jets for themselves. The pastafarians aren't trying to mock other religions, they are mocking the laws that show favoritism to religious people by giving them rights that nobody else has. Laws should be equally applicable to everyone regardless of their personal beliefs.
First day on the internet?
Dude the circle tin having grandmas tools is so relatable dude its so relatable
Imagine being at the festivals and seeing paramedics drunk as fuck dancing and you just think if I get hurt who helps me but if they get hurt who helps them haha
Faking a disability to cut the lines at an airport is disrespectful to people with actual disabilities. Don’t do this if you are a good human.
No one is a good human
@@idiot177 That's pessimistic
@@idiot177 that’s something only an idiot would sa……oh….never mind.
Very true.
I still hate it that Be Amazed mentioned it
Me and my highschool friend snuck into our school formal (dance/prom) being hosted at a hotel. As the ball committee were entering the facility before opening we quickly ran up to the next floor and took the elevator down. The doors opened just as they were passing and we joined the back line as if we were part of the committee. As soon as we were in the event hall we made our way to the lavatories and hid in the cubicles until the rest of the students arrived. Then we simply emerged James Bond style dressed in tuxedos and joined the party.
If it wasn't for the copius amounts of alcohol we smuggled in and subsequently consumed we would have never been discovered. But alas it was not to be. At least the deputy principal saw the funny side as we explained how we bypassed security whilst being ejected from the facilities. Great night 10 out of 10.
Absolute legend
"You will face many defeats in life, but never let yourself be defeated." -Maya Angelou
That double sized cinema ticket trick is hilarious 😂
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
But what if the cinema is full on that particular show, where do the one guy sit??
wow you actually make the best videos in existence
I hide my sweets in a tampon box. My husband and teen sons have never figured it out! Muwahahahahahahaha!!!!!
I don’t even know what that is but from that laugh I know it’s sinister
“By attaching his son’s ball to the hook of his fishing rod” having this playing in the background that sentence made me pause and look 😂
Works for playing with your cat, too... for a few moments, anyway.
15:56 I couldn't hold the laugh when I saw that ID card issued by my own town. Nice guys :D
I have a mobility impairment and need help getting around the airport. People think that the electric carts are cool and a quick way to get to your gate. Getting through security quickly is awesome. What they don't realize is that not everyone has the ability to stand in line. They need to be grateful to be able-bodied. Also when they cheat they are making things worse for those who really need the extra help. It can make people late to their flight or miss it all together because of staffing issues. It can also delay a flight while they wait for a wheelchair to take the person onto the plane. When that happens, there's no overhead space for luggage left. In addition, the people with disabilities are forced to have to sit in seats that exacerbate their disability. It's just plain bad karma and mean to pretend that you're disabled so that you can take advantage of the "special treatment" that is given to people with disabilities. Who knows? Maybe a semi with your name on it will strike you down and leave you disabled or you come back in a next life as someone with chronic leg pain. I would use stronger language than the narrator and say that what that gal did was morally reprehensible.
So what you are saying is disabled people shouldn’t fly, as it’s a burden for everyone else? 😂
Wow, that was a lot to read
@@JDA-88 Nah. How about we say that no one who's able-bodied should be able fly at all? After all, they've got two perfectly good feet. They can probably walk all the way to their final destination, even if it's Timbuktu. 🤣
@@karenscheltema9671 that fantasy has nothing to do with anything listed here. You scripted how much of a burden disabled people are on the average Joe waiting in line at the airport. Just saying, you listed the reasons. Not sure how sitting in line is any different.
@@JDA-88 you didn't read the whole comment, did you?
Love your videos. They make my day
The slipper fly squatter MIGHT not work as well as an actual squatter. Flies can sense difference in surrounding air pressure and will fly away if you try swinging a solid surface towards them. Also, the reason why regular squatters have holes. Other than that, an entertaining video, add always! 👌🏽
Ya question at 9:48
I be with you. To beat the system with a tricky mind is the one thing but to beat someone who's been already beat in all way is kind of worst
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There is this ice cream place near where I live called Nelson's. The cups that they put the ice cream in are already larger than most. Additionally, they have ice cream that is very sturdy, meaning that they can stack ice cream very tall, and they do. You get twice as much ice cream than the amount of space in the cup. Because of this, their "kids" size is a bit difficult for an ADULT to finish. Their largest size, the lumberjack size, is basically a mountain of ice cream.
Here's a beat the system for you. This is from a video I saw.
This professor in one school decided to ban laptops to students and instead use the old way of paper and pencil, which could tire your neck and hands if you ask me. But this genius found an ingenious way around. He brought a typewriter and some bond paper and typed in as much as he liked. The class laughed and found it great while the prof accepted his defeat.
I like that! The type writer would be so loud..
I found just learning math formulas with peers in a study group was so effective that my group reached top scores in the state. That's a real win.
In regards to your question about lying so I can go to a party, no. However I have used a party as an excuse to get out of other things and then just stayed for a quiet night in instead. 🤷🏻♂️
That's my ruse. I like a quiet night in more than anything else.
As someone who has then unfortunate luck to have a medical condition that has regularly required the use of an airport wheelchair I’m disgusted by this woman who has abused the system.
I love your videos! they never fail at keeping me entertained. Lot's of love from Nigeria. :)
the stroller probably costs more than the ticket
I actually sticky taped my phone to the inside of my trouser leg when doing to a university exam anticipating 2 areas of the test I was hoping didn't appear. They both appeared! So I went to the toilet, which they ask you to surrender your phone before you do. I emptied out my pockets and went to the toilet and googled for about 15 minutes before coming back and acing the 2 questions, which were worth 40% of the marks. And now I am an English teacher....... lol.
Cheeky! I almost feel sorry for your students however, you have humour enough to address the miscreants positively. We didn't have mobile phones when I was at university so people came up with other ways to cheat the system. I didn't because I'm just not that creative.
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@Paul - as an English teacher, you should know that Google is a proper noun, hence should be capitalised! But credit for your ingenuity, and for dedicating your career to teaching. BTW, I work in a school, and is it just me that thinks standards of grammar, spelling, punctuation and handwriting has gone down drastically in the last few years? We have a lot of SEND pupils in our school, so i may not be getting a true picture...
@Naomispencer, Oh dear. Speaking of grammar being incorrect and using 'btw?' oh dear indeed.
Though,I do agree with your point.
I loved the one where the musicians beat Spotify! 😂
Beating the Rules Rulez🤘🤘🤘
That airport one should be a straight up crime
Hame is a champion, from memory him and Andy were doing a road trip across the states and they found out the other bodybuilders were at a bigger competition across town. I think they were celebrating Andy’s birthday too.
Haha Hamish Blake winning the heavyweight was hilarious. Our fabulous Aussie beat the system 😂
i'm suprised that the mom tricked his son, but i'm even more suprised that the kid kept smiling and didn't make a face of disgust.
"his" son?
The fake limp trick is reprehensible.
21:23 finally spy kids 3D glasses have a good use
spotify :time to bring US army
vulfpeck : bringing the entire galaxy
Always amaze how amazing you are at these amazing facts Love the lettuce one n all thanks
Kid willingly drinks medicine.
Me: That's unfair. That particular medicine is actually delicious.
One of the smarty pants kids just stole the restaurant bowls🤣
This channel provides all the laughter I ever need but also can have a bunch of other emotions at the same time😂😂😂❤❤❤but I love this channel keep going be amazed
When I worked at Whataburger I used to put my vape into the cups (because we got a free drink to sip throughout the shift) and I would put a coffee straw into the mouth hole of the vape and out the straw hole in the lid on the cup. I could vape in the back between breaks and nobody would say a thing.
alcohol in ball games: When I go golfing, they don't allow any beverages on the course. I bought a pair of binoculars, called, "BAR-NOCULARS" and the eye piece comes off of each side and you can pit about a pint of booze in each. My brother-in-law has an extra 9 iron that when you turn the business end of the club, it pulls up and pumps beer up from a mini keg from the bottom of the golfclub bag. So, he drinks his beer and I put whiskey in one side and Coca-Cola in the other and have whiskey and cokes while we play. :D
When I graduated Nursing school here in Quebec, the exam to be registered had changed recently from multiple choice questions to a written question part and something they called OSCES which consisted of walking into a simulated medical situation where an actor played the patient and two examiners judging how we dealt with whatever situations we were presented with. In FRENCH. I’m bilingual but I have terrible anxiety and knew if I did this exam, there was a chance I wouldn’t pass, even though I graduated with honours. At the time, there was a loophole. You could apply to do the exam in Ontario, still multiple choice, and once passed, and registered in Ontario, you could ask for reciprocity in Quebec and get registered without doing the OSCES. I did just that and had two licenses, valid in two provinces. They changed the rule the next year.
I congratulated someone at a party for their pregnancy , they replied “umm I’m not pregnant I’m just fat “ . What was worse is I asked some mates first if she was pregnant and they were like “I’m not sure I think so yeah “. Let’s just say she never spoke to me again after that
I would think of that every night till the end of my life and if i would burn in hell after my life i would do nothing else i wouldnt even FEEL the pain i would think of this moment
@@emaflimelova4959 this is actually tame compared to most of my tales of misadventures 😬 I’m too weird to live and too rare to die.
As someone who needs a wheelchair that is definitely abuse!
25:32 was the top in my opinion and very creative. that’s not just creative but a thought through to make it successful! 🎉A Well Done with Illustrations!
Yes, she is definitely ABUSING the system.
What she is doing is no less offensive than ppl who are NOT disabled, parking in a handicap spot!
Hamish is probably the only competitor who didn't take any steroids.
Getting out of paying for a movie ticket nowadays doesn’t work anymore because going to the movies, one has to buy assigned seats.
price of a movie ticket? dude... I haven't been inside an actual movie theatre for over a decade.
I won 1st place in the 1500 meter run in public school one yr during track and field because a friend and I were the only ones to compete. We walked around until the last 100 meters or so
8:36 - The dog that loses its pee bush is hysterically funny.
I used to buy 3 tickets for myself to see 3 different movies, in the morning hours, when the tickets were cheaper, so even when the movie was coming on after 6pm, when you had to pay full price, I could go see the same movie for nearly half the price! I also snuck food in and only bought a drink at from the theater! But now I don't go to the movies, I just wait until they come to a streaming service or cable!
24:53 the narrator is so reluctant to explain this lol
That movie theater one is hilarious, as an employee at a movie theater if I saw that happen I would be impressed.
18:58 I'm living this nightmare now. After my wife died a couple of months ago, I started cleaning out wardrobes, chest of drawers, all storage spaces. I now have about 20 assorted cookie tins, full of sewing kits. Many of these belonged to my mother in law, who passed a few years ago. Some of these tins are vintage. The buttons and bits of ribbon are from way back when.
I still remeber flying to Uganda with my dad. They asked him if he needed his cruches to get throug the metal detector....
He was only able to limp because the doctors injected some nasty stuff directly into his knees.
He is now permenently in a wheelchair.
Please don't make his life harder by pretending to be disabled. But he can take jokes about it tho. I love stealing his wheel and having a laugh.
Yeah I wouldn't call someone who did that a genius either, it's just rotten
10:22 If you want to release a winged insect without killing it, just spray it with water. It dampens their wings, they fall on the floor, you can just pick 'em up and pop them on a ledge outside the window. Use a glass for stinging insects, obviously! Then make sure you put your fly screens back on any open windows or doors, and you're all set. :D
I have been disabled for more than two decades and need help at airports and some other places. Unfortunately, because I can stand up and I don't "look" disabled, I have had a number of irate people harass me for using wheelchairs and other aids when I need them. Err on the side of kindness because not all debilitating diseases are obvious at first or even second glance!
Okay but the paramedics scam thing was just... hands down! I've seen a lot of people on Tiktok doing this and I'm surprised it still does work.
I remember hearing about the Spaghetti monster on school! No one believed me when I told them
Who else today thought that BE AMAZED should post this
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I found a awesome loophole and used it for two years during college. The Niagara region had started a new transportation system and you could get a ride from your house to almost anywhere in Niagara region for $6 CAD a as bad pay on the app. They also had use a transfer as a payment option in case you were getting off the bus. I set my payment to transfer and they never asked to see the transfer. So I got from home to Niagara College (40 minute drive) for free for 2 years
Awesome :D
1:11 (Hamish and Andy are hilarious, always a riot to watch their little comedy specials on TV
The wheel chair is a definite abuse. Not beating the system but being assholic lazy.
Wheelchair: it depends how many wheelchairs they have.
My beating the system story: so at some of my smash weeklys there are doubles brackets. The problem is I need a teammate and have a hard time asking ppl, and I don't have someone who wants to go. So I simply opted to team up with a computer player (CPU)
There is disadvantages especially involving coordination but I can play doubles without the awkwardness of trying to find a teammate.
The best part is 2 T.Os actually allow this!
Thanks so much for streaming stuff... You are the only thing she should be listening to.
Have you ever seen a picture of the human nervous system with the eyes still included?
It looks just like the Flying Spaghetti Monster IRL.
It is weird but it really does! LOL
8:29 propagation is one of the best known well managed methods of horticulture. I personally love this method myself
There is one rule that I stand by no matter what while you are in school shut the hell up and respect the teacher do not be having a full-blown conversation in the middle of class because there are other people trying to pay attention and get good grades
My god what a horrible person you are
Then pay attention to the teacher and not those having the conversation 🙄
@@Corrie-Lee Well you see I have ADHD dyslexia and I’m on the spectrum so my brain tries to focus on 1 million things at once and I bet you’re one of the people in the back of the class talking and not paying any attention and I told us to my teacher she agrees with me your brain tries to focus on everyone’s because there are a ton of different voices talking all at once so your brain trying to focus on all those voices talking
I got in trouble for it, too. I learnt to keep notes on what I wanted to discuss with my mates during class to bring them up outside of class. The most trouble I ever got in was reading an adult romance novel in class (not talking but possessing unacceptable material) which was confiscated very publicly by my literature teacher. The other time, same year, was for talking then for shooting an elastic at a friend (in fun, of course). It was Spanish class and my teacher, who was French, said loudly "Francesca! (My name in class) First you are talking then you are shooting rubbers!" The class erupted in laughter because it brought up an image of someone shooting a pair of overshoes with a shotgun. No, I never got past my teachers on anything so had to become proper about everything.
I agree with that. I went on a plane flight to visit my daughter About 3 years ago, but I hadn't been on a plane in many many years so I was sure that a few things had changed anyway when the stewardess was talking about all the stuff that needs to be done in case an emergency there was a couple that wouldn't shut the hell up I don't know why I didn't say anything but I didn't hear a damn word that she said I'll tell you this I figured out my own exit route Which was about 2' in front of me if anything did happen I'd been the 1st one out.. And then they could have kept on talking.
Awesome upload!
The picture of that guy “in bed” 😂😂
So freakin' sneaky though!!!
It’s so interesting seeing your videos! Good work!
Oh boy if I meet these people I will worship them so they can teach me their ways
12:24 funny scalping story, during the pandemic there was a bunch of people trying to pull that stunt with canning equipment during the summer but most experienced canners buy up equipment in the winter since it’s the time when you can take stock. The majority of the scalpers ended up with tons of equipment and couldn’t resell it
Here! imagine this hitting 1k likes in 1 hour
This man makes a pun out of a pun..... amazing
EVERY DAY IS A HOLIDAY FOR PASTAFAIRIN
The kid boxing the bowl of noodles is stealing.
Also, let your pets on the couch.
Growing up we found out if u unplug the soda machine and plug it back in u get a free soda... it worked like a charm untill we were caught 😎😂
Ooh that's sneaky makes me wanna try now lol.
9:57 Their non-stop buzzing makes me go bezerk, and seeing those horrendous creatures make me just run away in absolute fear, literally
Nice video 🔥🔥🔥
Loved the Ikea response.
internet pervs are always annoying cuz they say your "underdressed" so trolling them hard is always 100% funny
Congratulations on 10m subs
That airport system was awesome for when i needed it because i did have a broken leg back in the day but i didn't use a lot of it and i also made sure i was the last one off the plain.
This is what i needed all day
Healthy folk in wheelchairs with counterfeit doctor's certificates avoiding Disney's queues is a thing.. :(
Loop hole. My hometown town. Last year. I parked right up to the bumper on the family pickup so there was plenty of space between my back bumper and the street, which is THE emergency route to the hospital, technically you can park on the street but if you park on the street on the side i happened to live on, you would get a knock and asked to move the car because its not wide enough to park on both sides. Well the chief of police informed me that I can't block the sidewalk even if I was trying to be a good citizen, it is a city thoroughfare. So I apologized and got in and backed up just enough for the school kids to fit easy, almost to the street gutter but like an inch to spare, got out and since he was still eyeballing me, I gestured "like this", and he frowned but nodded that was within legal parking statutes for my home town.
There might be a reason he watched what I was doing and frowned when I had him confirm that I was now legally parked. Im not a trouble maker, per see.. but if the police seem to be too worried about what I am doing, i make it worth their time. The are busy and do a dangerous job. But...
The reason he frowned and watched is.... The worst thing to tell me is the rules. Especially if there's more important things to do, or that they seem to like seeing what I am up to when I am minding my own business and not causing trouble. Because when they Tell me the rules, i have them explain in exact detail what the rules are, so i can comply fully. Because I don't want them to come back and write a ticket. One officer told me that the fridge in the driveway, a school kid could climb in it and suffocate or something, it was dangerous. I explained i was going to scrap it but until then I would fix the problem. AS HE WAS BACKING OUT of the driveway, it simply turned it around and faced the door against the house. I don't think a school kid could suffocate if door can't be opened.
So the parking statute says sidewalk has to be open to pedestrians, and you can't have any of your car past curb in the gutter. 6 months later i got a tiny ford Escort. And i parked sideways in my driveway right up to the curb. Facing the traffic from the school, but legally parked. In fact the sidewalk had room for 3kids wide. The police drove by, shook their heads, and kept going. The other residents of my home town were not impressed lol. So I left it like that for the day
My parents keep beating the system
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For me...i have found many loop holes. For one...My mother told me to put my phone outside of my room to charge it when i was growing up...she never specified i had to go back to my room immediately. So I'd sit down next to my phone with it on charge and play games for a bit. Before eventually going back to my room.
Best loop hole i ever found