Two and a half men Charlie hilarious scene

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  • Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024
  • Charlie on the phone with hysterical woman(pregnancy test)

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  • @EvieBuenodeAndrade
    @EvieBuenodeAndrade 5 лет назад +1440

    "I don't cry when I'm late!" Jake's hilarious.😂😂😂

  • @aj28pats
    @aj28pats 4 года назад +402

    “Not exactly a rocket scientist “
    “As opposed to the Nobel prize winners you usually bring home” 😂😂😂 damn Alan

    • @stonecold6022
      @stonecold6022 3 года назад +10

      That cracked me up 😂😂😂😂

  • @BusiswaThamsanqaDube
    @BusiswaThamsanqaDube 6 лет назад +1395

    Charlie - "not exactly a rocket scientist"
    Alan - "as opposed to the Nobel prize winners, you usually bring" ....

    • @Udai2420
      @Udai2420 5 лет назад +13

      Busiswa Thamsanqa Dube I died 😂😂

    • @not-so-smartaleck8987
      @not-so-smartaleck8987 5 лет назад +7

      Yeah, that was a good one...

    • @IGamingStation
      @IGamingStation 4 года назад +13

      That's not fair to Charlie. He's dated a judge, a divorce attorney, and a school teacher. But yeah he's dated shrews.

    • @Rahul-uk4su
      @Rahul-uk4su 4 года назад +2

      @@IGamingStation not at that time.

    • @gutbustinggamer
      @gutbustinggamer 4 года назад

      😂 😆
      congrats i gave u ur 900th like

  • @inutero10
    @inutero10 6 лет назад +2474

    To think Lorre thought Sheen was replaceable. Lmao.

    • @afonsodeportugal
      @afonsodeportugal 5 лет назад +261

      @Anne Liesveld
      The downfall of THM after Sheen left proves you wrong!

    • @stivi739
      @stivi739 5 лет назад +35

      Yep lol..tough to be that guy lol

    • @exodustimes4266
      @exodustimes4266 5 лет назад +3

      Bogdan Tulin Wow, very mature of u

    • @Monamika84
      @Monamika84 5 лет назад +26

      Be that as it may Ashton Kutcher wasn’t that “anyone”. They should have gone with other 80s star.

    • @E.JayViera
      @E.JayViera 5 лет назад +12

      Mona Mika Charlie Sheen got this role after he did two years on the show Spin City. It was supposed to be his period of redemption. It started in 2000

  • @JeffreyGillespie
    @JeffreyGillespie 2 года назад +134

    "you didn't happen to catch her name did you?" BRUTAL 😂😂😂😂

  • @charlieharper8543
    @charlieharper8543 12 лет назад +1735

    Wow, I remember that time. God, I was scared for a few minutes there.

    • @wildone8397
      @wildone8397 4 года назад +44

      Omelette?! 😆😂
      So where was the Chick from Charlie?

    • @masteromar1964
      @masteromar1964 4 года назад +30

      Charlie are you there?

    • @marwaan6923
      @marwaan6923 4 года назад +40

      Charlie Harper why did you leave the show, without you the show was super bored

    • @randommanny7659
      @randommanny7659 4 года назад +3

      Oh Charlie

    • @uzielyanez5975
      @uzielyanez5975 4 года назад +2

      Lol

  • @eaubert1
    @eaubert1 5 лет назад +344

    "You didn't happen to catch her name; did'ya?" That's why I love Charlie Harper!

    • @aaron01au
      @aaron01au 5 лет назад +3

      Me too

    • @not-so-smartaleck8987
      @not-so-smartaleck8987 5 лет назад

      ;)

    • @Milesco
      @Milesco 4 года назад +6

      Jake: "It's a crying woman on the phone."
      Alan: "Charlie, it's for you!"

    • @BigGulps23
      @BigGulps23 4 года назад

      Yet he remembered the elevator

  • @MatheusLB2009
    @MatheusLB2009 6 лет назад +646

    I thought the whole thing was funny. But at "Congratulations, when's the wedding" I DIED

  • @davider6884
    @davider6884 4 года назад +193

    "Don‘t mock my faith"😂😂😂😂

  • @jeanettebranco1910
    @jeanettebranco1910 3 года назад +50

    Charlie was the best, no one could ever replace him.

  • @ChampionDriver01
    @ChampionDriver01 15 лет назад +142

    "How are you?"
    "She's crying- duh."
    "Oh God- please please please..."
    "Isn't it a little late for prayer, Charlie?"
    "Don't mock my faith!"

  • @DavisSchulz
    @DavisSchulz Год назад +28

    The first seasons were comedy gold. Love it.

  • @MAte925
    @MAte925 7 месяцев назад +4

    I'm don't cry when i'm late!😁> script writers were geniuses!

  • @Supergirl67-53
    @Supergirl67-53 5 лет назад +64

    Jake: "What's the big deal? I don't cry when I'm late."
    ❤😂💚😂💜
    😂💛😂💙😂

    • @randommanny7659
      @randommanny7659 4 года назад +1

      🎺😍💕😁🎻❤️🐂😎🎺❤️😀🐆

  • @strbrrydrgn
    @strbrrydrgn 3 года назад +229

    You simply cannot make a sitcom as good as this one again. The jokes, the cast, the plot. Everything was so ahead of its time. Can't even imagine how much backlash they would've gotten if they filmed this in today's age, with all the sensitive Karens lurking and waiting for anything to bitch about.

    • @egeerdem8272
      @egeerdem8272 2 года назад

      nah sjw type of morons are more bitchy about these kind of things

    • @CrazyWhore116
      @CrazyWhore116 2 года назад +4

      Can you imagine charlie sleeping with a Karen?

    • @randallmarsh1187
      @randallmarsh1187 2 года назад

      Not to mention all of them holier than thou Evangelicals!

    • @HatredInTheFlesh
      @HatredInTheFlesh Год назад +1

      @@randallmarsh1187 Definitely. Two and a half men was VERY progressive. Had a lot of lgbt stuff, hedonism, etc. all stuff conservidrones hate.

  • @that_bloke_kiri
    @that_bloke_kiri 4 года назад +73

    everything out of charlie's mouth is pure comedy and genius

  • @shuib
    @shuib 11 месяцев назад +9

    Jake is so cute, witty and hilarious!

  • @williamforrest4371
    @williamforrest4371 4 года назад +179

    NO WAY IN HELL CAN YOU BEAT CHARLIE SHEEN AT THIS KIND OF TV

    • @S1rWakka
      @S1rWakka 2 года назад

      Go watch Californication

  • @lfgubrs
    @lfgubrs 11 лет назад +386

    I admit Jon Cryers role as Alan is brilliant but remember its only scripts, maybe Charlies too but the show was based on his personality

    • @Rahul-uk4su
      @Rahul-uk4su 4 года назад +18

      I have heard a lot that Charlie Sheen did a lot of improv on the scripts. He even roasted chuck saying that he made those shityy scripts gold. I don't know what to believe tho

    • @robertrodriguez787
      @robertrodriguez787 3 года назад +2

      So how the hell they replace him if it was based off his personality . whoever created that show is stupid

  • @simonmakinde230392
    @simonmakinde230392 2 года назад +11

    ‘You’ve never found yourself in a slow elevator without a condom… Look who I’m asking’ 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @som9097
      @som9097 11 месяцев назад +2

      One of the best lines ever in any sitcom.

  • @abehambino
    @abehambino Год назад +6

    That was actually very supportive of Charlie! His calmness, his overall reaction, the way he walked her through all the steps, getting Jake out of there, congratulating on the wedding. It was almost selfless and mature!

  • @erikhopkins9488
    @erikhopkins9488 6 лет назад +328

    "Omelette OH I'm late!"
    CryingInLaughter!!

    • @josevargasrd
      @josevargasrd 4 года назад +1

      Reminds me to gee Im a tree

    • @ASP2249
      @ASP2249 4 года назад +1

      @@josevargasrd geometry kandi

  • @cassidysinger4
    @cassidysinger4 13 лет назад +94

    "what's the big deal I don't cry when I'm late" haha Jake is so adorable

  • @guypeate3628
    @guypeate3628 2 года назад +15

    I love it when Charlie hugs Alan and slaps his shoulder

    • @Alice15210
      @Alice15210 2 года назад

      Had me dying 😂😂😂😂

  • @shungyo8395
    @shungyo8395 2 года назад +4

    What you late for hon....
    GET HIM OUT OF HERE GET HIM OUT OF HERE 🤣🤣🤣🤣😅🤣

  • @Ken93Cy
    @Ken93Cy 11 лет назад +46

    And you are totally correct dude!! The chemistry between Charlie Sheen's character ( charlie harper) and Jon Cryer's character ( Alan Harper) along with the innocence of Angu's charactter ( jake harper) were what made this show actually funny and worth watching!!!! When Charlie Harper died, its like all the pieces of the puzzle fell apart, thus the show died along with him. That's my opinion!

    • @akramm.8543
      @akramm.8543 2 года назад

      I think I'd agree wholeheartedly

  • @Andrea11208
    @Andrea11208 5 лет назад +23

    I think it is very sweet that Charlie's first reaction was getting Jake out of there.

    • @not-so-smartaleck8987
      @not-so-smartaleck8987 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah that's what Charlie is, "sweet"...

    • @Andrea11208
      @Andrea11208 5 лет назад +4

      @@not-so-smartaleck8987 at least with Jake, yes he is...

  • @yeguenianantranik4003
    @yeguenianantranik4003 2 года назад +7

    SO UNBELIEVABLY HILARIOUS 😂 😃 😄 😁 🤣 WE MISSED "CHARLIE HARPER".

  • @nkpersian
    @nkpersian 13 лет назад +62

    "don't u just HATE it when that happens" LMAO :))))) Charlie is amazing

    • @totorina8
      @totorina8 Год назад

      “If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it.”
      ― Mark Twain

  • @scottmichaels2538
    @scottmichaels2538 4 года назад +24

    Charlie was the back bone of that show, prove me wrong

  • @MAte925
    @MAte925 7 месяцев назад +1

    You didn't happen to remember her name did ya"?> classic!

  • @BagofRoastedNuts
    @BagofRoastedNuts 8 лет назад +59

    "Look who I'm asking" .. Lol

  • @EverydayInsanity1995
    @EverydayInsanity1995 15 лет назад +11

    "your late. For what?"
    hahahahaha i love that line!

  • @SplinterX1990
    @SplinterX1990 8 лет назад +428

    I've been in a slow elevator without a condom plenty of times....nothing happened

    • @adztoxicx
      @adztoxicx 8 лет назад +34

      Look who's saying this ;-) *jk*

    • @mrkenz7566
      @mrkenz7566 6 лет назад +6

      Haha well sucks 2 be you , it happens here!!! Damn 90s elevators

    • @scrooblethump4971
      @scrooblethump4971 6 лет назад

      Twit

    • @stanislausklim7794
      @stanislausklim7794 6 лет назад

      Like when Leslie Knope from Parks and Rec had a brownie. She felt like she was flying or something. There wasnt any pot in it. It was just a really great brownie

    • @tmlfan7785
      @tmlfan7785 6 лет назад +2

      SplinterX1990 who’s fault is that?

  • @DionKroese
    @DionKroese 11 лет назад +24

    John Cryer is a great actor, and when you pay attention to him during the show, you'll really notice how good he acts.

    • @EagleOneM1953
      @EagleOneM1953 Год назад

      Exactly... many say Charlie Sheen was the best but I maintain without Jon Cryer the scenes they are in together would not be that good without him... Few actors play righteous indignation like he does

  • @UserName-br5zu
    @UserName-br5zu 2 года назад +1

    I enjoyed all 3 pixels of this video

  • @johnnk3256
    @johnnk3256 Год назад +1

    One of the few times Jake used the exit on the other side of the room. After this, they failed to use it ever again.

  • @michaelnaisbitt1639
    @michaelnaisbitt1639 4 года назад +8

    You didn’t happen to catch her name did you. What a hoot. 😀😀😀😀

  • @simonmakinde230392
    @simonmakinde230392 2 года назад +1

    Ok. Calm down I can’t understand you. Omelette? What is omelette? Oooh, I’m late. What are you late for hun? 🤣🤣

  • @50SKG
    @50SKG 8 лет назад +106

    lmao 2:49 that dance

  • @alexnord7867
    @alexnord7867 10 лет назад +202

    Happpy not Father's Day!!!

  • @OurWorldofDanceSport
    @OurWorldofDanceSport 4 года назад +2

    You didn't happen to catch her name🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @dee7106
      @dee7106 4 года назад

      Davide's World of Dance Sport right the best 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MegaShark30
    @MegaShark30 10 лет назад +894

    Ashton kuter isn't funny at all

    • @chrisurena5346
      @chrisurena5346 6 лет назад +1

      andy badal right?

    • @DerekBoldiene360
      @DerekBoldiene360 6 лет назад +40

      I say hes passable a little not in this show he sucked compared to Charlie Sheen hes okay in a few rolls but Charlie Sheen is so much better.

    • @davidyoung7127
      @davidyoung7127 6 лет назад +6

      Agreed 💩

    • @nihan8589
      @nihan8589 6 лет назад +2

      Kutcher*

    • @GypsyRock
      @GypsyRock 6 лет назад +18

      Only as Kelso

  • @Petegrin1
    @Petegrin1 13 лет назад +9

    I wont watch this anymore without charlie harper! I WANT CHARLIE BACK!

  • @danceswithcritters
    @danceswithcritters 8 лет назад +183

    where did Jake go? Charlie's house has no exit that way?

    • @SplinterX1990
      @SplinterX1990 8 лет назад +101

      Yes it does. But you only see it in a couple of episodes

    • @gabrielbeda
      @gabrielbeda 6 лет назад +12

      To watch tv

    • @joaogeraldes7279
      @joaogeraldes7279 6 лет назад +12

      nikneuk.deviantart.com/art/Beach-House-of-Charlie-Harper-from-TAAHM-347659571

    • @Sebas-br2ii
      @Sebas-br2ii 6 лет назад +19

      To the tv and couch next to the kitchen

    • @eaubert1
      @eaubert1 5 лет назад +20

      @danceswithcritters: you're obviously not an expert on this show! Charlie's house has a side door, just in front of Charlie's liquor cabinet (on the right edge of the kitchen, as seen from the central camera angle). But more importantly: Alan tells Jake to go watch TV, which is in the corner of the kitchen/living room.

  • @crazydrumma
    @crazydrumma 13 лет назад +10

    Well Charlie, it's been a fun run! Two and a Half Men won't be the same without ya. :(

  • @archiebarnes8982
    @archiebarnes8982 9 лет назад +17

    Iove two and a half men

  • @blackjack4088
    @blackjack4088 6 лет назад +90

    don't take calls from hysterical women -lesson of life

  • @Shadomancer
    @Shadomancer 13 лет назад +19

    I don't cry when I'm late..XD

  • @Danyellah
    @Danyellah 13 лет назад +2

    what are you late for, hun?
    what's the big deal? I don't cry when I'm late!
    muahahahahaa

  • @akramm.8543
    @akramm.8543 2 года назад +4

    Wasn't the whole show with Charlie Sheen a series of hillarious scenes?

  • @jackkraken3888
    @jackkraken3888 4 года назад +16

    Charlie probably still had no idea who she was.

  • @FPietros
    @FPietros 12 лет назад +4

    I think John Cryer's talent and role in this sitcom is very much underrated...

  • @BiBoFan
    @BiBoFan 4 года назад +2

    I don't cry when I'm late LMFAO

  • @nkosinathimakhaza3159
    @nkosinathimakhaza3159 6 лет назад +42

    Dnt mock my faith

  • @signalrepeater
    @signalrepeater 7 лет назад +29

    Slow elevator without a condom. ..................good one.

  • @aref111
    @aref111 6 лет назад +15

    "Go a ahead let it rip" LOL

  • @soulierinvestments
    @soulierinvestments 13 лет назад +2

    And you know -- there are plenty of families where Charlie Harper would be considered a positive role model. Charlie Sheen for that matter.

  • @lauragutierrez248
    @lauragutierrez248 9 лет назад +96

    miss Charlie on the show..I stop watching after he lft...they should off work things out...but I hear it was his drug use..and being always late..tooo bad..really not the same with out him

    • @vasyasol
      @vasyasol 6 лет назад +4

      he said some horrible shit to director is what i heard that got him fired

    • @dandeborja3026
      @dandeborja3026 5 лет назад +1

      He got fired because he called Chuck Lorre a 'jew cunt'. If everybody got to keep their job after calling their boss a 'jew cunt', then everyone would do it

    • @not-so-smartaleck8987
      @not-so-smartaleck8987 5 лет назад +4

      +Laura G 2-1/2 Men is "really not the same" without Sheen--that's an understatement, Sheen was the heart of the show.

    • @Rick_Sanchez_C137_
      @Rick_Sanchez_C137_ 4 года назад +2

      Dan De Borja
      While I tend to agree.... Hollywood has TOTALLY FAILED to tell us what Lorre said to Sheen to elicit that response....
      Having worked around unions, when the union won’t give specifics for why they are striking, it is because they are guilty of worse... I’m betting Hollywood hasn’t said because Lorre has other shows they didn’t want to flop...
      I have Jewish ancestry, I have many Jewish friends, I stopped attending Southern Baptist churches in 1989 when a keynote speaker at the southern baptist convention started their address with the phrase, “We have to start working on the Jews again,” but Lorre using that comment as an excuse to fire Charlie and talk bad about him in public without telling us what caused the response, makes me not give a damn about the response, because if they won’t tell us why Charlie said it, than it is because it was an appropriate response.

  • @Supreme40x
    @Supreme40x 13 лет назад +6

    When is the wedding ... yeah!

  • @sitiaishah8761
    @sitiaishah8761 3 года назад +2

    12 years ago, I.. wow

  • @ShinkuGouki
    @ShinkuGouki 4 года назад +15

    Every cutscene: "MENNNNN"
    I miss this show...

    • @ShinkuGouki
      @ShinkuGouki 3 года назад

      @Howard Brown Wouldn't last a season

  • @chaotic8274
    @chaotic8274 4 года назад +2

    Dancing was best part lol.

  • @DerekBoldiene360
    @DerekBoldiene360 5 лет назад +38

    This show was amazing until they fired Charlie Sheen.

  • @Georgeous129
    @Georgeous129 15 лет назад +7

    omg watched this episode last night, hilarious ending to say the least

  • @ransomndifang7510
    @ransomndifang7510 Год назад

    He was never replaceable

  • @Ken93Cy
    @Ken93Cy 11 лет назад +8

    glad to hear that ;)) Charlie Harper will ALWAYS be alive, in the hearts of his true fans.

  • @Lolittie
    @Lolittie 13 лет назад +1

    I dont understand why they wanna keep goin without Charlie. It will not be the same even how good Ashton is..

  • @IvanMyRooM
    @IvanMyRooM 16 лет назад +1

    Ne nije lud kao struja!!!
    Najjaca serija ikad igde

  • @archangelstormrider3695
    @archangelstormrider3695 Год назад +1

    Replacing Charlie Sheen with Ashton Kutcher was a horrible mistake

  • @jb132
    @jb132 14 лет назад +2

    you didn't happen to catch here name did ya ?

  • @smolfryz
    @smolfryz 15 лет назад +8

    "Okay, calm down. I can't understand you- omlett? What is 'omlett'? Ohh, 'I'm late'.."

  • @mrkenz7566
    @mrkenz7566 6 лет назад +27

    Love you charlie sheeen!!! Fuckingbest show

  • @therealdjmiller
    @therealdjmiller 13 лет назад +3

    The GREATEST SHOW EVER!!
    WINNING!!!

  • @navarrouk3487
    @navarrouk3487 5 лет назад +3

    "the stick turns blue"

  • @3ku1
    @3ku1 11 лет назад +5

    Taahm in its prime the show from Season 1 to Season 4 used to be about two brothers and how their differentating personalities and their opposing veiws on raising Jake, Charlie now feeling guilty for not being their for Alan when they were younger trys to make an impact on Jake. Jake impacts on Charlie too, it used to be so character driven. It has now completly changed, as much as im warming to Waldan its lost its authenticity, Season 1 was ten years ago its still funny Taahm is timeless.

  • @jblake42
    @jblake42 11 лет назад +2

    02:48 that dance hahahahahahahaha

  • @Drtirath
    @Drtirath 4 года назад +1

    Look who i am asking .... ha ha ha charlie 😂

  • @daveschwartz9712
    @daveschwartz9712 5 лет назад +11

    They made a big mistake canning Charlie

  • @periloustimes4439
    @periloustimes4439 4 года назад

    Charlie Sheen was so perfect for this role and I enjoyed his performances many, many times. I still find it so sad Mr. Sheen allowed drugs and a disreputable life style to cause him so much physical harm, mental anguish and pain. Good luck Mr. Sheen I hope you are able to recover.

  • @damienocallaghan7914
    @damienocallaghan7914 5 лет назад +2

    Nobel
    Prize
    Winner....
    LOL

  • @johntenzow2310
    @johntenzow2310 5 лет назад +2

    am i the only one who noticed jake just walking into the wall, cuz there's no door where he was heading, entrance is the other way...

  • @michaelhuynh4953
    @michaelhuynh4953 2 месяца назад +1

    Why did Charlie pick that moment to get Jake out of the room!?

  • @jerppazz4525
    @jerppazz4525 5 лет назад +2

    that must be one reeeaallllyyy slow elevator, or charlie is speedy gonzales.

  • @Zohirul-Jewel
    @Zohirul-Jewel Год назад

    A landlines makes this episode seem so old.

  • @darkphoenix1756
    @darkphoenix1756 2 года назад

    Anyone else notice how jake walked off where a wall should be

  • @Lolmeep
    @Lolmeep 13 лет назад

    thumbs up if you watch two and a half men just for charlie!!

  • @GodofCoD4201
    @GodofCoD4201 13 лет назад +3

    Charlie should make that 2011's show and replace Kelso...

    • @molassio1989
      @molassio1989 3 года назад

      Or Hyde, since he might be going to jail.

  • @bigd2911
    @bigd2911 5 лет назад +2

    What’s the big deal I don’t cry when I’m late💀

    • @bigd2911
      @bigd2911 5 лет назад +1

      Boy don’t you just hate when that happens😂

  • @TheArcher101
    @TheArcher101 5 лет назад +1

    1:24 - Charlie, ffs man 😂

  • @RyshyB10Z
    @RyshyB10Z 15 лет назад +2

    love the little victory dance lol

  • @AnaNord
    @AnaNord 14 лет назад +2

    This is my favorite TV-show! I really hope Charlie Sheen did not quit season 8.

  • @Randomizer903
    @Randomizer903 12 лет назад +1

    @GhostLinkSC thank you. not many people realize it was Charlie who violated his contract or something.
    I even remember my dad saying "there's no show without Charlie", but he was pleasantly surprised by Ashton's performance and still watches the show whenever he can, both new and old episodes.

  • @MAte925
    @MAte925 3 месяца назад

    Classic!"you remember her name mate!!

  • @justzee1574
    @justzee1574 2 года назад

    He did the Maury he is not the father dance

  • @gracenjuguna7292
    @gracenjuguna7292 2 года назад +1

    Charlies hilarious!!

  • @Ken93Cy
    @Ken93Cy 11 лет назад +4

    ohhh Charlie, will your awesomeness ever end?? I think NOT!!!

  • @patriciaorlando2380
    @patriciaorlando2380 3 года назад +1

    Two And A Half Men. There is only one word. Great Entertainment. 👍👍👍

  • @MJ0428
    @MJ0428 14 лет назад

    No in some of the shows, there is more than a wall behind the kitchen there, there's a tv room.

  • @rob67w
    @rob67w 5 лет назад +2

    Ever wonder if Charlie lied about the girl being pregnant cuz in the seasons with Ashton Kutcher wasn't there a girl that claimed to be Charlies daughter