the weird girl invites you to her sleepover. . . | sketch comedy
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the weird girl invites you to her sleepover. . . | sketch comedy
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"Also I cant blink....I have to do it manually"😂😂😂
And then he proceeds to blink
😂
Right when i read this, that part came-
*causually closes both eyes with one finger via pulling down one eye like they’re connected*
@@aishadolley2309 manually
Honestly it would be fun to have a friend like this. A little annoying but never boring.
Yea
I do she’s younger then me, but she’s the best
Yuuupp
How abt mee
I do, it's fun to spend time with her, sometimes I really don't understand her but she's cool
"he's adorable until he bits, don't worry rabie's is nothing-" LMAO that made me crack up!!
Did u mean bites?
@@kingfloppyz9605 okie buddy i got you
@@kingfloppyz9605 it’s okay buddy
@@kingfloppyz9605 wow now you have 100 subs and no I didn't sub
@@Schweppesale rudeness of the crudeness
I hope this is not what my classmates saw when they interacted with me in elementary
god its exactly how they saw me istg
it's probably how they saw me pfft-
Honestly... same
Same🤣
I hope the same but for middle school as well. 🥲
'Don't worry rabies is nothing to fear.' 🤣🤣🤣
the "not giving personal space" is so accurate
Also Liv and Maddie **giggles like an 8 year old girl**
“I love that show”
Yes omg nostalgiaaaa
NOSTALGIA 😭💀
Nostalgiaaaa ☠️👏🏽
0:51 what our light switches feel when we were toddlers
LOL PLS- 👁👁
LMAO FR
I heavily relate to this
Did you go to the sleepover?
@@estebanduran33 yes i wanna know
we’re you the weird kid? cause same
The plasma donation ad or the actual video
@Flerkenkitty wdym
Nobody:
Me: I want those glasses
To the bots over me, F off please :)
Same
@@crowzier fr
They’re so beautiful
Same-
As one of the weird kids, this is exactly how we are
HBDHBDHBDH PLEASE
IM
@@WlSTERllA IM YES XDCFGVHGBJHNJ
@Yamileth Hernandez-Cruz HEY BHADDIE
Daily log: I have been watching these strange creatures for a while, they seem to be almost like normal people but somehow... Off. I am requesting immediate evacuation.
"also I can't blink... I have to do it manually,"
*Flips down one eyelid but closes the other*
tell me why I had a friend like this-
random but I love your pfp
I know! Except mine pured
victor pfp I see 👀
Telllll me whyyyy
I have a friend like this😭
I WAS DEAD FOR 3 MINUTES
And I woke up covered in blood........ I bleed milk
I bleed souls
@@nvli trying to be like evil with your pfp
i bleed 🥛
when you were the weird kid but your "bestfriend" made you insecure bout' your personality...now you're an introvert with anxiety problems
Wow I had the same:(
Relatable 👩🦯
@sTAE HYUNG 4eVer tq army
wow is this normal I thought I was the only one
Level up
“I blEeD mIlk”
Im dying inside
"I bleed milk" me: cool I bleed fruit punch. edit: I forgot about this comment
I bleed chunky stuff :D
I bleed apple juice
I bleed glue
I bleed hot sauce
I bleed blood
what i witness in the lunch room in 5th grade:
"I can't blink, I have to do it manually."
Also weird girl: *blinks automatically in the next few seconds*
honestly, having a friend like this would be hilarious.
“I died for 3 minutes”
😂😂😂
I knew a girl like this (we’ll call her Tater tot), Tater tot and I were in second grade together but were in different classes, so we only saw each other at recess and lunch. Tater tot would hunt me down at recess and make me come with her under the slide. Tater to would do one of two things every day 1. Breath into my nose 2. Sniff my hair. I’m 19 now and Tater tot recently was arrested for some nasty stuff. Long story short don’t go near the weird girl.
and i ooop
the hell
Yikes
and... eww
._.
🏃♀️
“So she works at a factory with knockoff Cheetos. They’re basically just potato chips with melted cheese on top. There sooo goood though you’ll get used to the soggyness” I died 😂
I’m the weird gurl who started a cult signing our souls to erasers last week :)
Edit: we are now chanting a sacred ritual whilst clapping around the recess ground. I’m the cult leader btw
Edit 2: we stopped with the erasers now we’re just a cult for nothing in particular. Also, on an unrelated note, it took two people to restrain me from strangling an annoying kid in my class- lol the really tall girl had to pick me up bc I’m super short
Me and my Friends / Subjects have made a cult aswell- we go around, and Scar people with “I’m a wiggly worm, I’m a wiggly worm. Ashes ashes, we will let the children burn!” To the tune of Ring around the Rosy.
@Fox In A Box y e p.
we don’t use them. we rescue them and hide them around the classroom so they don’t get used bc we think it hurts them-
Do u post it in ur RUclips channel
@@joel62361 not at the moment, no but I’m planning on it
@@phoenixdragon2422 Can I use that?
You need merch saying "I died for three minutes"
When you name is Bethany and it catches you so if guard you have to take a mental break to process what just happened:
Lol
"WE GIVE OUR SOULS TO THE SEA ORG! And Liv and Maddie I love that show" -Giggles like a drunk squirrel-
✨NEIGH✨
Never clicked a video so fast😂
AYYYY hahahahah
"I bLeEd MiLk"
amen
"also I can't blink, I have to do it manually."
*replays entire video completely to check*
I have a friend like this
He acts like this cause he craves attention
Its gotten to the point that when one of my friends was upset and venting to me he started acting wierd and said he was going to hurt him self and laughed then everyone started comforting him
While I was the only one who stayed to comfort my friend
i guess im the weird kid because i lack social skills and get exited easily. It is like explaining to an infant what 5x5 is. If I could control myself and not be so weird and overly exited i would.
Id say i do everything but the cutting and faking part. Im just always smiling for some reason lol.
“I bleed milk”
Me:🤔
Aaahhhh I love u I’ve followed u on tiktok for so long!! Ilyyyy
AYYY! What’s up!!!! 💜
I restarted the video when he said he can't blink to see if he had blinked in the video lmao
"tonight we give our souls to the sea org" gets me every time😭😭😭
This is me lmao, and I actually have a friend named bethany
Lol
I love these -
The dislikes are from the weird girl
But im a weird girl and I hit like.
I believe in spirits
And her friends
@@sonotkiikii you arent weird :)
@@Beststayfrfr I think I am....
@@sonotkiikii nothing wrong with being weird :D
- fellow weird girl :)
Lmao-
Tell me why one of my old friends was like this-
This was edited to perfection lol
He has to blink manually but blinks on his own 20 times
When he said ‘also liv and maddie i love that show’ omfg nostalgia just rlly blasted my face
I’m trying desperately to figure out how this is so accurate I just I can’t-
“ Also, I bleed milk “
I was dying after that
“I can’t blink, I have to do it manually.”
*2 seconds later*
*blinks*
"Don't worry, rabies is nothing to fear... from personal experience." lol
The girl: "i need to use my hands to blink"
Also the girl: blinking normally
I like that when you’re watching his videos back to back the music from the intro and the Outro just lines up with each other so It’s kinda like a loop.
my old friend always made a big deal about ‘how she died for 9 minutes then came back alive when she was 1’ 💀
I really love those sunglasses they're wearing
I had a friend like this in first grade and I have no idea what happened to her-
Suggestion: when u have that ONE anime obsessed friend (coming from an anime weeb themself)
“I bleed milk”
Me: “omg omg omg bestie!! I bleed apple juice!!!”
“No it’s sooo good, you get used the sogginess after a while” got me dead
“I died for 3 minutes’”
stop. why are you so accurate.
OMG IM SO EARLY I LOVE YOUR VIDS SO MUCH LOL
Also liv and Maddie 😂
YES HAHAHA
I’ve never been over to a sleepover with this type of person but she’s been over to my house once it was an experience
Also she covered banana stickers on her glasses and I mean COVERED those glasses
“Also I can’t blink. I have to do it manually.” *also continues to blink naturally after doing so*
hi kokichi :D
@@seraphdoka oh, great. It’s a Miu kinnie. Out of everyone, you kin her? What are? Stupid? You obviously must be to kin her
Chill
“My mom works at the Cheeto factory …EHE…well basically” “My family believes Cheetos are small organisms made by the government that control the way we act and talk” BAHAHAHAHA IM CRYING 😂💀
sometimes i wonder if you actually are emily or these weird people u play them so perfectly LOLL
1:20 I can’t stop watching this part BAHGAH
0:45 DID I JUST HEAR “THE HORSE JUST CAME UNCONTROLLABLY OUT OF MY MOUTH” 🤩😭
it’s one of the best sentences in the whole video ngl
I bleed... :(
M
I
L
K
No it’s *M* *a* *L* *k*
pause at 1:21 yassss epic
HAHAH-
This content is nothing but pure gold.
0:57 Rare footage of the weird girl blinking automatically.
hii lol you're so funny
HAHAHAH THE CHEETOH FACTORY
“I bleed milk” I love that 😂
IT'S THE MANUAL BLINKING FOR MEEEE
i love you so muchhh
when your name is bethany and the weird girl in your school acts just like this: 🥲
Edit: Idek why i wrote this 👁👄👁, but its cool 🙄
Dude my favorite part was when you said liv and maddie, it was funny because I watch that show every day lol
“Also I can’t blink,I have to do it manually”
-ryan
I was this. The memories of the second grade, but people loved me.
Whoever dislikes is the weird girl 😂
“Rabies is nothing to fear! From personal experience!”
This is GOLD.
“We shave him on me a week, it’s just more convenient. Haha, *NEIGH*” why does this make me laugh 😂?
oh sh1t this reminds me of my old friend back in elementary-
Early:) i think
As someone who's been to the "weird girl's" house I relate
“Tonight we give our souls to the sea org!”
Wtfreak 😂😂
The fact that he's facing the camera and talking to you makes this weirder-
oh my god she's the type of person who says they live on a farm and that they can understand the emotions of horses and has a shirt that says something like "Horses R Life
You are literally the funniest human being I have ever seen in my life. 😂😂. I can't blink. I have to do it manually. 👉🏻👁👁👈🏻
'I have to do it manually.'(next clip) **blinks**
0:47
“Continues to blink the rest of the video”
"I CANNOT BLINK”
Later:*proceeds to blink*
"It's more convenient to shave the dog NEIGH"
is my favorite line
**when you’re the weird kid and you have seen the popular kid act like this and it’s normal now**
"I also can't blink, i have to do it manually."
me after seeing her blink 5 seconds later: my dissapointment is immesurable and my day is ruined
Honestly friends like this are the bomb like they talk and talk it's better than being quiet and AWKWARD
FR LIKE THEIR LIFE ISNT BORING
1:15 I totally didn't catch you blinking
“Caesar is better!” I SHALL AGREE
The glasses added a nice touch 😂
No one -
Ryan after saying he can only blink manually - *Blinks normally*
THIS GUY REMINDS ME OF FRED
remember him 😂😂😂😂😂
this is how my entire family sees me.