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  • @Jschvolgs
    @Jschvolgs 3 года назад +4933

    "Also I cant blink....I have to do it manually"😂😂😂

    • @aishadolley2309
      @aishadolley2309 3 года назад +87

      And then he proceeds to blink

    • @xgn_doomedthrower2461
      @xgn_doomedthrower2461 3 года назад +11

      😂

    • @ducktheduck556
      @ducktheduck556 3 года назад +18

      Right when i read this, that part came-

    • @maxkennedy2818
      @maxkennedy2818 3 года назад +24

      *causually closes both eyes with one finger via pulling down one eye like they’re connected*

    • @pauldano2099
      @pauldano2099 3 года назад +8

      @@aishadolley2309 manually

  • @Julie-ii9tl
    @Julie-ii9tl 3 года назад +3649

    Honestly it would be fun to have a friend like this. A little annoying but never boring.

  • @_diwi_9303
    @_diwi_9303 3 года назад +1779

    "he's adorable until he bits, don't worry rabie's is nothing-" LMAO that made me crack up!!

  • @loonflam8910
    @loonflam8910 3 года назад +1602

    I hope this is not what my classmates saw when they interacted with me in elementary

  • @kerry6751
    @kerry6751 3 года назад +222

    'Don't worry rabies is nothing to fear.' 🤣🤣🤣

  • @yoongistangerines3544
    @yoongistangerines3544 3 года назад +218

    the "not giving personal space" is so accurate

  • @lildino3025
    @lildino3025 3 года назад +406

    Also Liv and Maddie **giggles like an 8 year old girl**

  • @ihonestlydontknow321
    @ihonestlydontknow321 3 года назад +83

    0:51 what our light switches feel when we were toddlers

    • @ok-ih8jx
      @ok-ih8jx 3 года назад +5

      LOL PLS- 👁👁

    • @mme6256
      @mme6256 3 года назад

      LMAO FR

  • @liyaliyawhat
    @liyaliyawhat 3 года назад +3108

    I heavily relate to this

    • @estebanduran33
      @estebanduran33 3 года назад +33

      Did you go to the sleepover?

    • @Alist_morris
      @Alist_morris 3 года назад +11

      @@estebanduran33 yes i wanna know

    • @piper3981
      @piper3981 3 года назад +18

      we’re you the weird kid? cause same

    • @yin8124
      @yin8124 3 года назад +4

      The plasma donation ad or the actual video

    • @estebanduran33
      @estebanduran33 3 года назад +1

      @Flerkenkitty wdym

  • @ninjaboi686
    @ninjaboi686 3 года назад +2788

    Nobody:
    Me: I want those glasses

  • @g00seness
    @g00seness 3 года назад +547

    As one of the weird kids, this is exactly how we are

    • @axelq123
      @axelq123 3 года назад +11

      HBDHBDHBDH PLEASE

    • @WlSTERllA
      @WlSTERllA 3 года назад +1

      IM

    • @axelq123
      @axelq123 3 года назад +1

      @@WlSTERllA IM YES XDCFGVHGBJHNJ

    • @axelq123
      @axelq123 3 года назад +2

      @Yamileth Hernandez-Cruz HEY BHADDIE

    • @ryanwolff5637
      @ryanwolff5637 3 года назад +3

      Daily log: I have been watching these strange creatures for a while, they seem to be almost like normal people but somehow... Off. I am requesting immediate evacuation.

  • @lovrstapes
    @lovrstapes 3 года назад +45

    "also I can't blink... I have to do it manually,"
    *Flips down one eyelid but closes the other*

  • @izzy6142
    @izzy6142 3 года назад +4720

    tell me why I had a friend like this-

  • @bellaandwhatnot
    @bellaandwhatnot 3 года назад +385

    I WAS DEAD FOR 3 MINUTES

  • @jvnkookiv3376
    @jvnkookiv3376 3 года назад +130

    when you were the weird kid but your "bestfriend" made you insecure bout' your personality...now you're an introvert with anxiety problems

    • @m2908xx
      @m2908xx 3 года назад +10

      Wow I had the same:(

    • @Yes-su9bx
      @Yes-su9bx 3 года назад +8

      Relatable 👩‍🦯

    • @jvnkookiv3376
      @jvnkookiv3376 3 года назад +3

      @sTAE HYUNG 4eVer tq army

    • @hoisoldaccount3553
      @hoisoldaccount3553 3 года назад +4

      wow is this normal I thought I was the only one

    • @dbar808
      @dbar808 2 года назад +2

      Level up

  • @v4mp6r34
    @v4mp6r34 3 года назад +27

    “I blEeD mIlk”
    Im dying inside

  • @spinnergal7467
    @spinnergal7467 3 года назад +1643

    "I bleed milk" me: cool I bleed fruit punch. edit: I forgot about this comment

  • @Emeryy.draftz
    @Emeryy.draftz 3 года назад +219

    what i witness in the lunch room in 5th grade:

  • @azrealism
    @azrealism 3 года назад +9

    "I can't blink, I have to do it manually."
    Also weird girl: *blinks automatically in the next few seconds*

  • @emiliatheduck5856
    @emiliatheduck5856 2 года назад +10

    honestly, having a friend like this would be hilarious.

  • @hughjass1949
    @hughjass1949 3 года назад +52

    “I died for 3 minutes”
    😂😂😂

  • @gaybooze9835
    @gaybooze9835 3 года назад +222

    I knew a girl like this (we’ll call her Tater tot), Tater tot and I were in second grade together but were in different classes, so we only saw each other at recess and lunch. Tater tot would hunt me down at recess and make me come with her under the slide. Tater to would do one of two things every day 1. Breath into my nose 2. Sniff my hair. I’m 19 now and Tater tot recently was arrested for some nasty stuff. Long story short don’t go near the weird girl.

  • @kimberlypope7623
    @kimberlypope7623 3 года назад +18

    “So she works at a factory with knockoff Cheetos. They’re basically just potato chips with melted cheese on top. There sooo goood though you’ll get used to the soggyness” I died 😂

  • @crystallized_crow
    @crystallized_crow 3 года назад +89

    I’m the weird gurl who started a cult signing our souls to erasers last week :)
    Edit: we are now chanting a sacred ritual whilst clapping around the recess ground. I’m the cult leader btw
    Edit 2: we stopped with the erasers now we’re just a cult for nothing in particular. Also, on an unrelated note, it took two people to restrain me from strangling an annoying kid in my class- lol the really tall girl had to pick me up bc I’m super short

    • @phoenixdragon2422
      @phoenixdragon2422 3 года назад +9

      Me and my Friends / Subjects have made a cult aswell- we go around, and Scar people with “I’m a wiggly worm, I’m a wiggly worm. Ashes ashes, we will let the children burn!” To the tune of Ring around the Rosy.

    • @crystallized_crow
      @crystallized_crow 3 года назад +3

      @Fox In A Box y e p.
      we don’t use them. we rescue them and hide them around the classroom so they don’t get used bc we think it hurts them-

    • @joel62361
      @joel62361 3 года назад

      Do u post it in ur RUclips channel

    • @crystallized_crow
      @crystallized_crow 3 года назад

      @@joel62361 not at the moment, no but I’m planning on it

    • @crystallized_crow
      @crystallized_crow 3 года назад

      @@phoenixdragon2422 Can I use that?

  • @Ur_DECA_Mom
    @Ur_DECA_Mom 3 года назад +32

    You need merch saying "I died for three minutes"

  • @bthebumblebee33
    @bthebumblebee33 3 года назад +17

    When you name is Bethany and it catches you so if guard you have to take a mental break to process what just happened:

  • @FroggyFarmz
    @FroggyFarmz 3 года назад +7

    "WE GIVE OUR SOULS TO THE SEA ORG! And Liv and Maddie I love that show" -Giggles like a drunk squirrel-

  • @islamay123
    @islamay123 3 года назад +7

    ✨NEIGH✨

  • @nadiyahrichardson420
    @nadiyahrichardson420 3 года назад +34

    Never clicked a video so fast😂

  • @eliekuan7629
    @eliekuan7629 3 года назад +10

    "I bLeEd MiLk"

  • @harperhetz
    @harperhetz 3 года назад +3

    "also I can't blink, I have to do it manually."
    *replays entire video completely to check*

  • @demi1443
    @demi1443 3 года назад +18

    I have a friend like this
    He acts like this cause he craves attention
    Its gotten to the point that when one of my friends was upset and venting to me he started acting wierd and said he was going to hurt him self and laughed then everyone started comforting him
    While I was the only one who stayed to comfort my friend

    • @spxritt
      @spxritt 2 года назад

      i guess im the weird kid because i lack social skills and get exited easily. It is like explaining to an infant what 5x5 is. If I could control myself and not be so weird and overly exited i would.
      Id say i do everything but the cutting and faking part. Im just always smiling for some reason lol.

  • @Boba_Studios_Official
    @Boba_Studios_Official 3 года назад +9

    “I bleed milk”
    Me:🤔

  • @nyapincombe8583
    @nyapincombe8583 3 года назад +27

    Aaahhhh I love u I’ve followed u on tiktok for so long!! Ilyyyy

  • @pluff4963
    @pluff4963 3 года назад +6

    I restarted the video when he said he can't blink to see if he had blinked in the video lmao

  • @spunkstarrs
    @spunkstarrs 3 года назад +3

    "tonight we give our souls to the sea org" gets me every time😭😭😭

  • @cloudyelephant6998
    @cloudyelephant6998 3 года назад +34

    This is me lmao, and I actually have a friend named bethany

  • @boohoo9351
    @boohoo9351 3 года назад +13

    I love these -

  • @her1sch
    @her1sch 3 года назад +114

    The dislikes are from the weird girl

    • @sonotkiikii
      @sonotkiikii 3 года назад +11

      But im a weird girl and I hit like.
      I believe in spirits

    • @Beststayfrfr
      @Beststayfrfr 3 года назад

      And her friends

    • @Beststayfrfr
      @Beststayfrfr 3 года назад

      @@sonotkiikii you arent weird :)

    • @sonotkiikii
      @sonotkiikii 3 года назад +2

      @@Beststayfrfr I think I am....

    • @silverdustyt4886
      @silverdustyt4886 3 года назад +2

      @@sonotkiikii nothing wrong with being weird :D
      - fellow weird girl :)

  • @icanlovemyselft00
    @icanlovemyselft00 3 года назад +5

    Lmao-
    Tell me why one of my old friends was like this-

  • @corkythehippoman
    @corkythehippoman 3 года назад +12

    This was edited to perfection lol

  • @hayleegrace5841
    @hayleegrace5841 3 года назад +3

    He has to blink manually but blinks on his own 20 times

  • @sixxityy
    @sixxityy 3 года назад +1

    When he said ‘also liv and maddie i love that show’ omfg nostalgia just rlly blasted my face

  • @NotToDei
    @NotToDei 3 года назад +4

    I’m trying desperately to figure out how this is so accurate I just I can’t-

  • @katenguyen7613
    @katenguyen7613 3 года назад +3

    “ Also, I bleed milk “
    I was dying after that

  • @nathaliabernal_17
    @nathaliabernal_17 3 года назад +6

    “I can’t blink, I have to do it manually.”
    *2 seconds later*
    *blinks*

  • @priscillaandgabbisworld9976
    @priscillaandgabbisworld9976 3 года назад +3

    "Don't worry, rabies is nothing to fear... from personal experience." lol

  • @Cbumismydad
    @Cbumismydad 3 года назад +2

    The girl: "i need to use my hands to blink"
    Also the girl: blinking normally

  • @Adley_1
    @Adley_1 3 года назад +7

    I like that when you’re watching his videos back to back the music from the intro and the Outro just lines up with each other so It’s kinda like a loop.

  • @lylagrace9358
    @lylagrace9358 3 года назад +3

    my old friend always made a big deal about ‘how she died for 9 minutes then came back alive when she was 1’ 💀

  • @ashlynn1376
    @ashlynn1376 3 года назад +3

    I really love those sunglasses they're wearing

  • @stuffy.2246
    @stuffy.2246 3 года назад +10

    I had a friend like this in first grade and I have no idea what happened to her-

  • @-kranberry-6097
    @-kranberry-6097 3 года назад +25

    Suggestion: when u have that ONE anime obsessed friend (coming from an anime weeb themself)

  • @sydneygibney9696
    @sydneygibney9696 3 года назад +3

    “I bleed milk”
    Me: “omg omg omg bestie!! I bleed apple juice!!!”

  • @marenengelmann6293
    @marenengelmann6293 3 года назад +2

    “No it’s sooo good, you get used the sogginess after a while” got me dead

  • @pastapig8738
    @pastapig8738 3 года назад +1

    “I died for 3 minutes’”
    stop. why are you so accurate.

  • @aryalol6985
    @aryalol6985 3 года назад +7

    OMG IM SO EARLY I LOVE YOUR VIDS SO MUCH LOL

  • @andyrein1009
    @andyrein1009 3 года назад +4

    Also liv and Maddie 😂

  • @s7rap
    @s7rap 3 года назад +4

    I’ve never been over to a sleepover with this type of person but she’s been over to my house once it was an experience
    Also she covered banana stickers on her glasses and I mean COVERED those glasses

  • @stevie_wevie_poo
    @stevie_wevie_poo 3 года назад +2

    “Also I can’t blink. I have to do it manually.” *also continues to blink naturally after doing so*

    • @seraphdoka
      @seraphdoka 3 года назад

      hi kokichi :D

    • @stevie_wevie_poo
      @stevie_wevie_poo 3 года назад +1

      @@seraphdoka oh, great. It’s a Miu kinnie. Out of everyone, you kin her? What are? Stupid? You obviously must be to kin her

    • @pumpkinhat4109
      @pumpkinhat4109 3 года назад

      Chill

  • @oliveeeyourfav
    @oliveeeyourfav 3 года назад +3

    “My mom works at the Cheeto factory …EHE…well basically” “My family believes Cheetos are small organisms made by the government that control the way we act and talk” BAHAHAHAHA IM CRYING 😂💀

  • @verycoolperson1480
    @verycoolperson1480 3 года назад +6

    sometimes i wonder if you actually are emily or these weird people u play them so perfectly LOLL

  • @jessi6593
    @jessi6593 3 года назад +2

    1:20 I can’t stop watching this part BAHGAH

  • @satindollyxx
    @satindollyxx 2 года назад +1

    0:45 DID I JUST HEAR “THE HORSE JUST CAME UNCONTROLLABLY OUT OF MY MOUTH” 🤩😭

    • @satindollyxx
      @satindollyxx 2 года назад +1

      it’s one of the best sentences in the whole video ngl

  • @papaya8904
    @papaya8904 3 года назад +11

    I bleed... :(
    M
    I
    L
    K

    • @duhh.romana
      @duhh.romana 3 года назад +1

      No it’s *M* *a* *L* *k*

  • @Paigeee11
    @Paigeee11 3 года назад +4

    pause at 1:21 yassss epic

  • @gracehumphriesmusic
    @gracehumphriesmusic 3 года назад +1

    This content is nothing but pure gold.

  • @ICringeALot
    @ICringeALot 3 года назад +1

    0:57 Rare footage of the weird girl blinking automatically.

  • @mqriissa
    @mqriissa 3 года назад +3

    hii lol you're so funny

  • @adries9938
    @adries9938 3 года назад +3

    HAHAHAH THE CHEETOH FACTORY

  • @Puppylover008
    @Puppylover008 3 года назад +2

    “I bleed milk” I love that 😂

  • @danica8477
    @danica8477 2 года назад +1

    IT'S THE MANUAL BLINKING FOR MEEEE

  • @emilystadler8903
    @emilystadler8903 3 года назад +3

    i love you so muchhh

  • @tally2609
    @tally2609 3 года назад +3

    when your name is bethany and the weird girl in your school acts just like this: 🥲
    Edit: Idek why i wrote this 👁👄👁, but its cool 🙄

  • @__Clipcentral__
    @__Clipcentral__ 3 года назад +2

    Dude my favorite part was when you said liv and maddie, it was funny because I watch that show every day lol

  • @faiejenkinson340
    @faiejenkinson340 2 года назад +1

    “Also I can’t blink,I have to do it manually”
    -ryan

  • @satan6212
    @satan6212 3 года назад +3

    I was this. The memories of the second grade, but people loved me.

  • @H3r2h3y
    @H3r2h3y 3 года назад +8

    Whoever dislikes is the weird girl 😂

  • @CoralineMoth
    @CoralineMoth 3 года назад +1

    “Rabies is nothing to fear! From personal experience!”
    This is GOLD.

  • @will_barrow
    @will_barrow 2 года назад +1

    “We shave him on me a week, it’s just more convenient. Haha, *NEIGH*” why does this make me laugh 😂?

  • @jellyfisheee
    @jellyfisheee 3 года назад +3

    oh sh1t this reminds me of my old friend back in elementary-

  • @firstlast-bt5tx
    @firstlast-bt5tx 3 года назад +4

    Early:) i think

  • @goon_ass1675
    @goon_ass1675 3 года назад +2

    As someone who's been to the "weird girl's" house I relate

  • @fatcat_8484
    @fatcat_8484 3 года назад +1

    “Tonight we give our souls to the sea org!”
    Wtfreak 😂😂

  • @karen862
    @karen862 2 года назад +1

    The fact that he's facing the camera and talking to you makes this weirder-

  • @templecatt
    @templecatt 3 года назад +1

    oh my god she's the type of person who says they live on a farm and that they can understand the emotions of horses and has a shirt that says something like "Horses R Life

  • @erinkonwinski648
    @erinkonwinski648 3 года назад +2

    You are literally the funniest human being I have ever seen in my life. 😂😂. I can't blink. I have to do it manually. 👉🏻👁👁👈🏻

  • @3uni6
    @3uni6 3 года назад +1

    'I have to do it manually.'(next clip) **blinks**

  • @itsnola8095
    @itsnola8095 3 года назад +1

    0:47
    “Continues to blink the rest of the video”

  • @vayexn
    @vayexn 2 года назад +1

    "I CANNOT BLINK”
    Later:*proceeds to blink*

  • @howdoyouspace5425
    @howdoyouspace5425 2 года назад

    "It's more convenient to shave the dog NEIGH"
    is my favorite line

  • @ILikeHorses.
    @ILikeHorses. 3 года назад +1

    **when you’re the weird kid and you have seen the popular kid act like this and it’s normal now**

  • @tinfoil7671
    @tinfoil7671 3 года назад +1

    "I also can't blink, i have to do it manually."
    me after seeing her blink 5 seconds later: my dissapointment is immesurable and my day is ruined

  • @yungxmirror5397
    @yungxmirror5397 3 года назад

    Honestly friends like this are the bomb like they talk and talk it's better than being quiet and AWKWARD

    • @sukie5963
      @sukie5963 3 года назад +1

      FR LIKE THEIR LIFE ISNT BORING

  • @nao3659
    @nao3659 2 года назад +1

    1:15 I totally didn't catch you blinking

  • @rrainyx_dayzz5095
    @rrainyx_dayzz5095 3 года назад +1

    “Caesar is better!” I SHALL AGREE

  • @carolinelee8642
    @carolinelee8642 3 года назад +1

    The glasses added a nice touch 😂

  • @JM-pp3ry
    @JM-pp3ry 3 года назад +1

    No one -
    Ryan after saying he can only blink manually - *Blinks normally*

  • @laibasohail4604
    @laibasohail4604 3 года назад +1

    THIS GUY REMINDS ME OF FRED
    remember him 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @invsblebrm
    @invsblebrm 3 года назад +2

    this is how my entire family sees me.