The gameplay is fun, and while 90% of the games is fillers basically it's still a nice heart warming story that kids can enjoy and you can get nostalgic about when you get older. It got a nice mix with silly and serious when you want to relax and shut off your brain for a bit xD. But yeah it's not for everyone.
"I hate my life" "quack quack" "ouchie ouch" "ok I believe you" "I'm back babies" "Kingdom Hearts. Give me some darkness, I've been a good boy" "huh?" youre the best
Riku: Who are these people? Sora: Friends. Riku: ... ... I hate you. Maleficent: See? He has definitely betrayed you. Riku: Okay, I believe you! Maleficent: Also Kairi's heart has been taken by the Heartless. I will now give you the power to control the Heartless. Riku: I see nothing wrong with that. KH1 Riku in a nutshell.
"All you need is your heart" "Do you realize how gay that sounds" its ok sora it gets MUCH worse as the series goes on looking at you DDD "My friends are my power" suddenly wins
"its ok sora it gets MUCH worse as the series goes on looking at you" That's kinda true, looking at Sora's mermaid tail when underwater. Made him look like a freak; and Shao Kahn laughs at him saying "It's official, you suck!"
0:20 - You know, I've been re-playing KH2 lately and... that's actually pretty accurate. It's easy to overlook but Goofy is consistently attentive and correct in his conclusions.
Wait, what happens if Roxas says "Okay, I believe you"? Since he looks like Ven, if Roxas says "Okay, I believe you," does it still occur as if Ven said it, or does Roxas's face get superimposed over Ven's?
“Hey Riku, let’s have a race.” Kairi: “Can I play as well?” “Suddenly I don’t want to play anymore.” I love how Sora’s constantly avoiding playing with Kairi. “Quick, Riku, let’s race before Kairi finds us” Pure gold
Quality shitpost transcription Sora: hey Rakoo let's have a race. Carry: can I play aswell? Sora: suddenly I don't want to play anymore. Robed figure: H E L L O. Sora: who the flipping flip are you? Robed figure: I am Ansem, Seeker of *D A R K N E S S* remember me because I will be one of your greatest enemies. *At disneyland* Random letter: the worlds are dying n stuff so I have to go, also you and goofy should search for da key. Donald: quack Sora: Man, I do hope something interesting happens soon. *At the island* Sora: quick Rakoo let's race before Carry finds us. Rakoo: the *D A R K N E S S* is gonna swallow this world and then we will finally be able to leave this island. Sora: that is the dumbest thing I have ever heard. ???: you are the chosen one, the only one who can wield the legendary K E Y B L A D E. Sora: sweet! Carry: Sora! Sora: huh? Sora: I hate my life right now. *At Traverse Town* Sora: sweet, a new world! Leon: give me the K E Y B L A D E. Sora: No. OUCHIE OUCH Yuffie: hi I am yuffie and that is Leon. Leon: get out! Yuffie: and this is a bad voice actor. Also the enemies that attacked you are called heartless and they fear the keyblade. Leon: I said get out. Sora: you gotta be ki- OUCHIE OUCH. Donald: quack quack Sora: please end me. Rakoo: Who are these people? Sora: friends. Rakoo: I hate you. Maleficent: see he has definitely betrayed you. Ventus (Rakoo): okay I believe you Maleficent: also, Carrys heary has been taken by the heartless. I will now give you the powa to control the heartless. Rakoo: I see nothing wrong with that! *at Atlantica* Sora (Thegamersjoint): I want to die. *at hollow bastion* Rakoo: give me the K E Y B L A D E. Sora: NOLWULWAL, SWOOSH. Rakoo: here is a wooden sword. Its a sword made out of wood. Donald: quack Beast: listen young one, you don't need a sword to win, all you need is your heart. Sora: do you realize how gay that sounds? Sora: hello. Dark Rakoo: Special attack: Mega destruction dark ball of *D A R K N E S S* and destruction. And knuckles. Donald: quack Dark Rakoo: I still have the K E Y B L A D E. Sora: SWOOSH. Rakoo: I hate you. How could I lose to that idiot poop face? Robed figure: I can make you stronger if I enter your body( ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )and I will surely not posses you. Ventus (Rakoo): okay I believe you. Maleficent: good afternoon ladies prepare to meet your doom... Well now I feel stupid. Dark Rakoo: I can make you stronger if I stab you with this blade. Ventus (Maleficent): ...Okay I believe you. BOOM. Dark Rakoo: oops. Sora: there is only one K E Y B L A D E. Dark Rakoo: nice joke. Oh wait you are serious. Sora: who are you? Dark Rakoo: it is I Ansem, seeker of *D A R K N E S S* Sora: Never heard of him. By the way whats up with Carry. Dark Rakoo: she is inside you. Sora: oh my. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I got dis. OUCHIE OUCH Donald: quack Sora: and now I'm fine. Ansem: I'm back baby. Kingdom hearts could you please give me some *D A R K N E S S* ,I was a good boy. Sora: you idiot kingdom hearts is L I G H T. Ansem: yeah right.. Oh my *D A R K N E S S* Mickey rat: Sora use your K E Y B L A D E to lock the door. Sora: are you kidding me another K E Y B L A D E?
"Kingdom Hearts. Could you please give me some Darkness. I was a good boy." Still can't decide whether the deadpan voice synth delivery is funniest, or imagining the actual voice actor saying that.
My dream is for the actual voice actors for Sora and Ansem to act out *_"Kingdom Hearts...!_* *_...Could you please give me some darkness?_* *_I was a good boy!"_* "You idiot! Kingdom Hearts is light!" *_"[sarcastically] Yeah, right--_* *_--OH MY DARKNESS!!!"_* Like, seriously, this stuff right here is top-shelf.
I looked up Aerith's original voice actress. Well, at least she has improved over the years now that she will be reprising her role probably as the OG "Tangled's" Rapunzel for Kingdom Hearts 3
(0:05) ?????: Hello. Sora: (TTS) who the flipping flip are you ?????: I am Ansem, Seeker of Darkness. Ansem: Remember me, because I will be one of your greatest enemies. Sora: (normal voice) Huh?
Song is "Mein Kleiner Grüner Kaktus," by Comedian Harmonists
Thanks for crediting the songs used on all of these videos.
Here's to more quality shitposts by Pancake.
But... Why? How? Wieso? Weshalb? Warum?
Still a great choice tho.
ANGRY ANGER Thank you
HOW DID THIS GET SO MANY LIKES JESUS
you're wrong
kingdom hearts
is darude sandstorm
"OK I believe you" Everyone in this god damned saga.
HUH
Terra especially.
O k a y I DONT believe you
Let's hope the Xigbar Saga is a little easier to follow.
O k a y I DONT believe you
*_huh_*
that's it that's the whole game
Severely abridged but yes.
The reaction to the whole franchise really
spindash64 I will never get these games' appeal.
The gameplay is fun, and while 90% of the games is fillers basically it's still a nice heart warming story that kids can enjoy and you can get nostalgic about when you get older. It got a nice mix with silly and serious when you want to relax and shut off your brain for a bit xD. But yeah it's not for everyone.
What game?
O K I B E L I E V E Y O U
The best meme ever
Fernando Sanchez Why is this so funny ?!
Q U A C K
♪♪ Jump in the line ♪♪
H U H
Sora: What is up with kairi?
Riku: She is inside you
Sora: *OH MY*
O H M Y
C A R Y S I N S I D E M E ?!
*B O O M*
"I hate my life"
"quack quack"
"ouchie ouch"
"ok I believe you"
"I'm back babies"
"Kingdom Hearts. Give me some darkness, I've been a good boy"
"huh?"
youre the best
Francis 765 You forgot "huh?"
And ES LEBE DEUTSCHLAND 😂
You also forgot, "At least I'm the only one with a keyblade."
“Swoosh” and “Boom” are the best ones
*DaRkNeSs*
And also Aqua was there.
She was totally there the whole time.
"ok i believe you
And Mickey totally left her to die.
Riku: Who are these people?
Sora: Friends.
Riku: ... ... I hate you.
Maleficent: See? He has definitely betrayed you.
Riku: Okay, I believe you!
Maleficent: Also Kairi's heart has been taken by the Heartless. I will now give you the power to control the Heartless.
Riku: I see nothing wrong with that.
KH1 Riku in a nutshell.
Be nice to Riku, he has abandonment issues and refuses to go to therapy.
Yeah riku was a real idiot in this game
@@zackfp0 KH3 Riku: "My hour of weakness"
Alrighty then! I believe ya.
0:14
Pancake: "This is how KH1 went down"
Me: "Okay I believe you"
Yup
Nomura: Kingdom Hearts 3 is most definitely gonna release in 2018
Ok I believe you
DetectiveEthanaterSpiritOfBobbyFulbrightGamer *OUCHI OUCH*
*OOF*
DetectiveEthanaterSpiritOfBobbyFulbrightGamer You really seem a nice guy! *Nomura smiles
DetectiveEthanaterSpiritOfBobbyFulbrightGamer Fool bright you again =
Injustice we trust
"All you need is your heart"
"Do you realize how gay that sounds"
its ok sora it gets MUCH worse as the series goes on looking at you DDD
"My friends are my power"
suddenly wins
"its ok sora it gets MUCH worse as the series goes on looking at you"
That's kinda true, looking at Sora's mermaid tail when underwater. Made him look like a freak; and Shao Kahn laughs at him saying "It's official, you suck!"
Ddd lets form the gayblade with sora and riku
Oh yeah, I love the D.D.D archetype, they have neat mechanics and can utilize the crystron link card which makes them good instantly
2:06
KH logic at its finest
O K I B E L I E V E Y O U
B O O M
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
O O P S.
Minorly Importance *"STUPID"*
"Okay, I believe you" is the greatest line ever.
dustpal ok I believe you
Why is this so hilariously accurate?
This is the type of thing that you would have to use to get someone understand the plot.
Special Attack: Mega Destruction Dark Ball of Darkness of Destruction
*&Knuckles*
With new funky mode
Feauturing dante from the devil may cry series.
He could of also done *Sonic Dash... and Knuckles*
@@AlmightyPolarBear Feauturing Nintendo's all stars.
My favourite anime attack
Sora: "There's only one Keyblade."
Riku: "Nice joke."
GOLD!
OH WAIT YOU ARE SERIOUS.
Oh my DARKNESS.
You idiot. Kingdom heart is *LIGHT*
lmao
One of the funniest parts
Lol Funny
omD
the autocaptions interpreted Ansem as "answer", something this franchise desperately needs
Nomura : never heard of him
@@dwikyilhamsyah8893 oK I bElIvE YoU
0:20 - You know, I've been re-playing KH2 lately and... that's actually pretty accurate. It's easy to overlook but Goofy is consistently attentive and correct in his conclusions.
Please never stop making these beautiful shitposts
Plz don’t hate me, but what is a ‘sh*t post’?
@@mulduls meaningless content, pure a-waste-of-time content but funny for most dudes
@@bacreative4 oh ok thanks!
*okay i believe you*
There needs to be a GIF of that, or something.
I second this
Brian Manley Jr. I third this.
Roxas aka. SoRAWR Dood. Link it. I wanna see it when it's done.
Brian Manley Jr. I fourth this
ok, i believe you
“Hi I am Yuffie”,
“This is Leon”,
“And this is a bad Voice actor”.
Best lines ever!
"Quick Riku, let's race before Kairi finds us."
LMAOOOOOO
2:40 "Kingdom Hearts" *slight pause* "could you please give me some darkness - I was a good boy" 🤣🤣🤣
It’s really weird hearing “Riku” coming out of Sora’s voice instead of “Raiku”.
"Hey Riku, let's have a race."
"Can I play too?"
"Suddenly I don't want to play anymore."
That line😂😭
_Super_ _Smash_ _Bros_ _is_ _coming_ _to_ _the_ _Switch!_
*_Ok_* *_I_* *_believe_* *_you._*
MatthewNiverse It's your fault for hyping up over something that wasen't going to happen.
Slobertooth 13
*_O_* *_k_* *_I_* *_b_* *_e_* *_l_* *_i_* *_e_* *_v_* *_e_* *_y_* *_o_* *_u_* *_._*
the only smash we got
_was our dreams_
Sora will be in Smash Bros as an playable fighter!!!!!
Ok I believe you
PaperSwish Roll Your fucking delusional if you think they would announce smash at a Nintendo direct of all places
*Kingdom Hearts slowly expels Darkness*
Sora: Kingdom Hearts is Light!
Kingdom Hearts: Okay, I believe you.
*Kingdom Hearts quickly expels Light*
lmfao!
"Light...B- But Why?"
Arrives at Atlantica...
I WANT TO DIE!
Hey it's not that bad, I'd say it's my favorite world in the entire franchise!!!!!
Ok I believe you
i can see why
it controls like shit and the boss is RNG and also shit
Sounded like Thegamersjoint
Kevin Frazier because it was
Have y’all seen the manga cover for Atlantica 😭😭
0:54 Okay, I’ll agree with you there
Sora: There is only one Keyblade!
Ansem-Riku: Nice joke.
Sora: ... ... ...
Ansem-Riku: Oh wait, you are serious XD
By the way what's up with kairi?
*She is Inside you*
*O H M Y*
"Are you kidding me? Another keyblade?!"
*laughs in Keyblade War*
"who the flipping flip are you?"
Jesus Christ, Sora! This is a Christian Game!
You should just make a video of Venus saying "Okay, I believe you" with everyone's face plastered on.
Agreed Fraudulence You want a video of the Roman Aphrodite saying "Okay I believe you" with all the KH character's faces? 😂
Wait, what happens if Roxas says "Okay, I believe you"? Since he looks like Ven, if Roxas says "Okay, I believe you," does it still occur as if Ven said it, or does Roxas's face get superimposed over Ven's?
Xehanort: ok I believe you
@@soratriforce2877 all of soras forms in a nutshell
@@sebastianbarzunagarza5507 oK I bElIvE YoU
2:22 WHEN WILL YOU LEARN, WHEN YOU'RE ACTIONS ARE CONSEQUENCES!
0:27 Sora clearly has his priorities in order
“Hey Riku, let’s have a race.”
Kairi: “Can I play as well?”
“Suddenly I don’t want to play anymore.”
I love how Sora’s constantly avoiding playing with Kairi.
“Quick, Riku, let’s race before Kairi finds us”
Pure gold
Quality shitpost transcription
Sora: hey Rakoo let's have a race.
Carry: can I play aswell?
Sora: suddenly I don't want to play anymore.
Robed figure: H E L L O.
Sora: who the flipping flip are you?
Robed figure: I am Ansem, Seeker of
*D A R K N E S S* remember me because I will be one of your greatest enemies.
*At disneyland*
Random letter: the worlds are dying n stuff so I have to go, also you and goofy should search for da key.
Donald: quack
Sora: Man, I do hope something interesting happens soon.
*At the island*
Sora: quick Rakoo let's race before Carry finds us.
Rakoo: the *D A R K N E S S* is gonna swallow this world and then we will finally be able to leave this island.
Sora: that is the dumbest thing I have ever heard.
???: you are the chosen one, the only one who can wield the legendary
K E Y B L A D E.
Sora: sweet!
Carry: Sora!
Sora: huh?
Sora: I hate my life right now.
*At Traverse Town*
Sora: sweet, a new world!
Leon: give me the K E Y B L A D E.
Sora: No.
OUCHIE OUCH
Yuffie: hi I am yuffie and that is Leon.
Leon: get out!
Yuffie: and this is a bad voice actor. Also the enemies that attacked you are called heartless and they fear the keyblade.
Leon: I said get out.
Sora: you gotta be ki-
OUCHIE OUCH.
Donald: quack quack
Sora: please end me.
Rakoo: Who are these people?
Sora: friends.
Rakoo: I hate you.
Maleficent: see he has definitely betrayed you.
Ventus (Rakoo): okay I believe you
Maleficent: also, Carrys heary has been taken by the heartless. I will now give you the powa to control the heartless.
Rakoo: I see nothing wrong with that!
*at Atlantica*
Sora (Thegamersjoint): I want to die.
*at hollow bastion*
Rakoo: give me the K E Y B L A D E.
Sora: NOLWULWAL, SWOOSH.
Rakoo: here is a wooden sword. Its a sword made out of wood.
Donald: quack
Beast: listen young one, you don't need a sword to win, all you need is your heart.
Sora: do you realize how gay that sounds?
Sora: hello.
Dark Rakoo: Special attack:
Mega destruction dark ball of
*D A R K N E S S* and destruction. And knuckles.
Donald: quack
Dark Rakoo: I still have the
K E Y B L A D E.
Sora: SWOOSH.
Rakoo: I hate you. How could I lose to that idiot poop face?
Robed figure: I can make you stronger if I enter your body( ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )and I will surely not posses you.
Ventus (Rakoo): okay I believe you.
Maleficent: good afternoon ladies prepare to meet your doom...
Well now I feel stupid.
Dark Rakoo: I can make you stronger if I stab you with this blade.
Ventus (Maleficent): ...Okay I believe you.
BOOM.
Dark Rakoo: oops.
Sora: there is only one K E Y B L A D E.
Dark Rakoo: nice joke. Oh wait you are serious.
Sora: who are you?
Dark Rakoo: it is I Ansem, seeker of
*D A R K N E S S*
Sora: Never heard of him. By the way whats up with Carry.
Dark Rakoo: she is inside you.
Sora: oh my. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I got dis.
OUCHIE OUCH
Donald: quack
Sora: and now I'm fine.
Ansem: I'm back baby. Kingdom hearts could you please give me some
*D A R K N E S S* ,I was a good boy.
Sora: you idiot kingdom hearts is
L I G H T.
Ansem: yeah right..
Oh my *D A R K N E S S*
Mickey rat: Sora use your
K E Y B L A D E to lock the door.
Sora: are you kidding me another
K E Y B L A D E?
Xemnas you forgot Goofy's lines...
Shade9711 couldn't understand them, I'm not English. /:
Xemnas I think it's a language from Europe, only pancake knows....
Shade9711 well I am from Eu aswell, makes it extra awkward..
Xemnas well there's a lot of languages in 「 Z A W A R U D O」(sorry I had to) so nobody knows everything, don't be worry about it
_here is a wooden sword. its a sword, made out of wood._
"She is inside you."
"Oh my." XD
“Do you realize how gay that sounds?” Omg I’m dead😂
oh my *_D A R K N E S S_*
“The only one that can wield the legendary keyblade.” *Laughing in the background*
"You are the chosen one, the only one that can wield the legendary Keyblade."
Okay I *DO NOT* believe you.
That wooden sword got Roxas thinking whenever he loses his key to Xion he should get wood= Roxas that's a stick.
It’s not a stick, I chiseled it!
Xion: Roxas... that’s a-
Riku: WoOdEn sWoRd! iT’s A sWoRd, MaDe oUt Of WoOd!
“Here is a wooden sword, it’s a sword made of wood” 🤣
Special attack: Mega destruction dark ball of darkness and destruction!
...& Knuckles
goofy: i am the smattest character of this entire game
shit he is right
"Who are these people?"
"Friends!"
....
"I hate you."
"And this is a bad voice actor."
Y E S, KH Aerith was the worst.
Chi_exe I didn't mind her voice in the first game but I really hated the VA they had for KHII
Chi_exe You're thinking of KH2 Aerith
boi her KH2 VA was terrible but Mandy Moore voiced her in the first game
KH2 Aerith was definitely worse lol. Sounded like she was recovering from serious strep throat
Chi_exe "To(o) many worlds."
Oh my *D A R K N E S S*
1:33 Thors to Thorfinn be like:
"Ok, I believe you" - every Kingdom hearts game has that one scene.
Riku : Who are these?
Sora : Friends!
Riku : ......I hate you
Deh Sal r
See? He has definitely betrayed you!
@@homuraakemi103 Ok i believe you
1:09-
the ultimate meme begins.
"You're wrong Ansem, Kingdom Hearts is... Pizza!"
Eric Lecarde PEPPERONI PEPPERONI PEPPERONI PEPPERONI PEPPERONI PEPPERONI PEPPERONI PEPPERONI!
Eric Lecarde LBP KH parody xDDD
Oh my darkness!
Watching these again in honor of you know what.
"Here is a wooden sword. It's a sword, made out of wood."
Okay I believe you.
1:02 XD
quack
quack
*PLEASE END ME*
1:48 well there is still Tarzan and Ariel, but Deep Jungle was such a long time ago, and we all know how we feel about Atlantica
1:40
Top 10 best anime fights
Dear kingdom hearts
I have been a very good boy and would like some darkness for this year's door opening
Ansem/xehanort's heartless
2:49 “oh my darkness (oh my god)”😂😂
0:45
Perfect clip for my depression.
"I hate my life right now"
"Kingdom Hearts. Could you please give me some Darkness. I was a good boy."
Still can't decide whether the deadpan voice synth delivery is funniest, or imagining the actual voice actor saying that.
The maleficent part is actually double hillarious considering this is actually what happened in the official manga.
why does "OK I believe you" make me die of laughter every time
Sora: “Hey Riku! Let’s have a race!”
Kairi: “Can I play as well?”
Sora: “Suddenly, I don’t want to play anymore.”
"Who are these people?"
"Friends!"
................
"I hate you."
I couldn’t remember what this channel was called so I looked up kingdom hearts ouchie ouch and it led me to the right place
Who knew that a game I got when I was 6 would eventually lead me to this beautiful channel
KINGDOM HEARTS ! COULD YOU PLEASE GIVE ME SOME D A R K N E S S ! I
*_I'VE BEEN A GOOD BOY_*
Y O U I D I O T, K I N G D O M H E A R T S I S L I G H T
O h m y 🅱️ a r k n e s s
@@Shade-dc9tg yeah right
"There is only one keyblade!"
"Nice joke. Oh wait, you are serious."
Kingdom Hearts, could you please give me some D A R K N E S S, I was a good boy
Quack.
Okay, I believe you.
My dream is for the actual voice actors for Sora and Ansem to act out
*_"Kingdom Hearts...!_*
*_...Could you please give me some darkness?_*
*_I was a good boy!"_*
"You idiot! Kingdom Hearts is light!"
*_"[sarcastically] Yeah, right--_*
*_--OH MY DARKNESS!!!"_*
Like, seriously, this stuff right here is top-shelf.
"You are chosen one. The ONLY one who can wield the keyblade."
How quickly that was thrown out the window...
> german song playing in the background
> hitler speeches
it's confirmed, just a pancake is a nazi
mabye he works for nazipie
Venyuu nah just goofy
Venyuu Ok I believe you
ES LEEEBE DEUTSCHLAND!!1!
Why is Goofy a nazi in this shitpost tho?
"what is up with carrie?"
"she is inside you."
"oh my."
"It is I, Ansem, the seeker of darkness"
"Never heard of him"
Kingdom hearts...........could you please give me some darkness? I was a good boy.
Ansem Riku: I can make your stronger if I stab you with this blade. Maleficent: OK I BELIEVE YOU. I died there.
2:07 - 2:11 LOL
IDK what that noise goofy is making but its been makin me laugh for at least 15 minutes every time i hear it
I looked up Aerith's original voice actress. Well, at least she has improved over the years now that she will be reprising her role probably as the OG "Tangled's" Rapunzel for Kingdom Hearts 3
Strangely, KHIII is the only thing that has Rapunzel where Mandy Moore DOES NOT return to voice her.
Is there anyone who makes content like yours? I've watched all of your videos at least twice and I can't get enough of it.
"Please end me"
This line cracks me up more than it really should!!
1:20 after a whole year this still has me dead 💀🤣🤣🤣
"Quick Raiku! Let's race before Karri finds us!"
I remember when Goofy inspired Germany after the first World War and started a dictatorship under Nazism
*Okay, I believe you.*
2:32 *o mai...* 😬
The line "there is only one keyblade" should have been followed by laugh track
Let's send this to Smash players
This is so funny I love your content really makes my day
COMEDIC GOLD. I love you for making this.
*oh my.*
(0:05)
?????: Hello.
Sora: (TTS) who the flipping flip are you
?????: I am Ansem, Seeker of Darkness.
Ansem: Remember me, because I will be one of your greatest enemies.
Sora: (normal voice) Huh?
0:14
@@starhornboy6495 Indeeeeeeeeed.
The 0:05 is the entire scene in question.
@@shirohimayumikira234 0:14
This has gotta be some of his best work yet! ^-^
Sora in a nutshell:
"Huh?"
"What?"
Or any other variation of a question asking for clarification