Mature enough to be in a relationship with an adult but not mature enough to know you shouldn't reveal your family name to thousands of strangers online 💀
Told a guy that him dating a 17 year old at 24 was weird, and his excuse was, "But she came onto ME!". I was like, "AND???". Why is it so hard for adults to...not date teens...?
@@jennaortegaisfine I mean it’s a little close, but you’re still a miner. 18 (at least where I live) is legally an adult so that’s better, and as long as you’re not doing anything you’re not supposed to with that 21 Year old then that’s (at least in my opinion) okay for y’all to date.
my main character moment was this one time in 9th grade gym class. we were playing this made up game that was basically soccer except the goal was to knock down this thing that looked like a stick of butter. the goalie box was the box that were already there. i was goalie and this one dude tried to jump off from the wall behind me (this was allowed) to throw the ball and TACKLED me in front of everyone. we were both on the ground and he put his arm on my shoulder and gently shook me while staring in my eyes with his blue orbs (sorry i had to.) he said, "are you okay?" it caught me off guard so i didn't respond, just stared. he gently shook me again, "are you okay?" he repeated. yeah lol embarrassing but whenever i told that story, my friends melted.
The second one was so relatable. I asked my crush through chat if I could dance with him, he didn't reply... but I saw him walking to me from the crowd of people. I turned into a tomato for a solid 5 seconds then I immediately stood up to turn him around so my classmates won't see who he was there for (I was assuming he came for me). We didn't dance though, his girlfriend was there - I know, homewrecker core but that's besides the point - but it was such an honour to be graced with his attention for like a minute or two, he looked so freaking gorgeous in that suit too. At the end of the prom, he sat next to me, borrowed the comb I had that night, - that comb is now left untouched from that very moment, hidden in my closet - he whispered to me, "why'd you disappeared? I thought you wanted to dance?" I kid you not, I almost lost it. We chatted on our way home, he said he didn't really want to dance, but girl, he did (almost) for me anyway. Byeee.
I started watching you 2 weeks ago and you are literally the highlight of my day, after I finish my homework I watch your videos (its like a reward😭😭 ). I'm not even joking I I have watched almost every single video and why are you so fricking pretty!!
7:06 if I had a boyfriend who made me sign a contract stating that I would lose weight or he would leave me, that story would turn from romance to true crime real fast
6:08 Honestly Same 😢 No but like I was playing badminton against my crush and my teammate had to go get a new racket. And I was in pain (period or smth) and he looked so concerned ahhh! ❤
“He came back up 30 minutes later wearing my brothers shirt… uhhhh….. *do do do dooo do do do da* it was just a try on haul like it was just a try on haul why is that an awkward situation?” GOT ME DYING 🤣🤣🤣
Mature enough to be in a relationship with an adult but not mature enough to know you shouldn't reveal your family name to thousands of strangers online 💀
HHAHAHAAU YES
wait what 😭
LITERALLY LIKE THAT WAS CLEARLY NOT A MATURE 17 YRO
that's her delulu talking cuz that ain't mature at all😭
Right, like I’m mature for a 16 year old, but no way am I about to reveal my full legal name, like hello? 😰
Told a guy that him dating a 17 year old at 24 was weird, and his excuse was, "But she came onto ME!". I was like, "AND???". Why is it so hard for adults to...not date teens...?
Not sure but who knows
normal adults dont pedos do tho
yes @@jennaortegaisfine
@@jennaortegaisfine yes… cuz that’s a full grown adult and you’re still a miner💀
@@jennaortegaisfine I mean it’s a little close, but you’re still a miner. 18 (at least where I live) is legally an adult so that’s better, and as long as you’re not doing anything you’re not supposed to with that 21 Year old then that’s (at least in my opinion) okay for y’all to date.
“I was 17 and he was 24 but that’s besides the point.” PARDON???
✨pedo pedo pedooo philaaaa✨
WERE WE JUST SUPPOSED TO IGNORE THAT?!
BARS. BARS. 😭😭
My parents are seven years apart bro and when I think of there age gap and it makes me gag🤢
NAHH STRAIGHT TO JAIL, IM MOVING HOUSES, TOWNS, COUNTRIES, CONTINENTS, PLANETS, GALAXIES AND UNIVERSES AFTER HEARING THAT😭
“He left for 30 minutes then came back wearing my brothers shirt…” I gasped
Almost this exact thing happened to me but instead of my boyfriend it was one of my guy friends
@@Duuuuukbutpinkdawg what 😭
It's giving he suxed dilk on accident
it's giving 🎶im in love with stacys brother 🎶
WAIT LMAO READING IT MAKES ME ACTUALLY SEE WHAT THAT MEANT
razor scooters are a valid transportation method so idk what you’re talking bout
Fr
Until you hit ur ankles while Turning
@@Atlasintokyo oOOoOF
@@AtlasintokyoBAGSJSGAHLAMAOAOA
@@AtlasintokyoNHSUHNSANHIASNUHNSYUYSNUSSNHNSHNA
this channel is criminally underrated
FRRR
dont ever say that again. pls,
@@speekydoomon why
@@hanotes2 fr
FRR!!
All these stories just make me feel like I have even less of a life than I’d thought… for the better or for the worse idk 😀😶
True. No embarrassing stories at all, but is it really worth it?
Thats for the better
Alana and deb smikle HAVE to do a collab
yessss that would be amazing ✨
I WAS JUST THINKING HOW SIMILAR THEIR HUMOUR IS!?!!?
Fr
frrr
STAWP THAT WOULD BE THE BEST COLLAB EVER
i love how every moment alana cares about her fans. what a queen
THE TEACHERS PET PLAYING WHILE THE TEXT LOCK EM UP GOT ME DYING
LMAOAOAOAO
@@Cxtpsebrxide UR USER HELPP
LMAO I WAS GOING TO SAYYY
AS A MEL STAN I APPRECIATED THAT ONR BUT I WAS LITERALLY DYING 💀💀
I BEGAN SINGING THE ENTIRE SONG AFTER THAT
HELPPPP ME TOO NOW I GOTTA GO LISTEN TO THE WHOLE SONG😻😻😻😻
u jst started watching u and ur so slay bro ur vibes are immaculate literally 💪💪💪💪
ILY ILY THANK YOU
fr 😭I'd love to be friends with her
Her: I found a hair-tie in my bfs car
Also her:👩🏻🦲
STOPPPPP😭😭😭
I would’ve been like OMG u found my hair tie I was looking for it 😍😍
“Keep it on your side of town-“
GOT ME ON THE FLOOR OML
BRO A SMILE APPEARS ON MY FACE WHEN I SEE THAT YOU’VE POSTED ALANA I LOVE YOUR VIDS SM
THE RAZOR SCOOTER HAS ME CACKLING🧃🧃🧃
I made a weird noise and uhm… I woke up my mom 😅
my main character moment was this one time in 9th grade gym class. we were playing this made up game that was basically soccer except the goal was to knock down this thing that looked like a stick of butter. the goalie box was the box that were already there. i was goalie and this one dude tried to jump off from the wall behind me (this was allowed) to throw the ball and TACKLED me in front of everyone. we were both on the ground and he put his arm on my shoulder and gently shook me while staring in my eyes with his blue orbs (sorry i had to.) he said, "are you okay?" it caught me off guard so i didn't respond, just stared. he gently shook me again, "are you okay?" he repeated. yeah lol embarrassing but whenever i told that story, my friends melted.
y/n is that you? 😭
Bro I'm literally blushing over here like why is that so heartwarming💀
imagine a dad riding through a neighborhood on a razor scooter lmao!!! if that was me, I'd probably be laughing too hard to be mad
6:39 “he takes mass homicide and romanticizes it”
girl u are 110000% the most underrated youtuber and u make me laugh all the timeee! i love ur videoss
Bro I am so thankful for Alana, she literally makes my day so much funnier 💖
i personally relate to the one at 6:07
Same
No but I relate to the bit after that as well about saving people in like school shootings I can’t 😍😭💀
what song is that
Cigarettes after sex @@cinirollzzz
Same 💀literally word for word
YOU ALWAYS LOOK STUNNING LOVING THE UPLOADS 🧃🧃🧃
“I was 17 and he was 24 but that’s besides the point” HOLD ON NO GO BACK, WHAT?!😭😭
FRFR LIKE 7 YEAR GAP IS CRAZYYYY-
I love the fact that Alana makes everything so funny
I just realized that these are actual experiences that people have
I RECENTLY DISCOVERED YOU AND OHMYGOSH !?!?!? i understand why you have been gatekept. youre literally so funny im obsessed
💯
Alana you have come so far! So proud of u!
The second one was so relatable. I asked my crush through chat if I could dance with him, he didn't reply... but I saw him walking to me from the crowd of people. I turned into a tomato for a solid 5 seconds then I immediately stood up to turn him around so my classmates won't see who he was there for (I was assuming he came for me). We didn't dance though, his girlfriend was there - I know, homewrecker core but that's besides the point - but it was such an honour to be graced with his attention for like a minute or two, he looked so freaking gorgeous in that suit too.
At the end of the prom, he sat next to me, borrowed the comb I had that night, - that comb is now left untouched from that very moment, hidden in my closet - he whispered to me, "why'd you disappeared? I thought you wanted to dance?" I kid you not, I almost lost it. We chatted on our way home, he said he didn't really want to dance, but girl, he did (almost) for me anyway. Byeee.
i love your videos so much, you’re hilarious!! 💗
YOURE LIKE LITERALLY ONE OF MY FAVORITE RUclipsRS AAAHHH
Literally how is it possible you don’t even have 150k subs yet your literally my entire humor i love you so much ❤❤
Alana youre BOMBASTICALLY, CRIMINAL OFFENSIVELY underrated, you’re so funny I literally love you so much 😭😭😭
I love her video so much! They are so therapeutic, relaxing and entertaining all at once! Love her so much!!! 💗💗💗💗💗
ur vids genuinely make my day. keep posting
ur literally my favourite content creator ilysm bff 💕💕
6:21 I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THAT
I agree with the not having a guy best friend in a relationship because your significant other should be your girl best friend or guy best friend
alana is literally so funny >>>>>
She's underrated. You're a great RUclipsrrrr
I LOVE YOUR CONTENT ITS SO GOOD!!! Also that 17 and 24 year old thing is um ✨illegal✨
NAURRR NOT THE “i’m mature” plotline at the beginning 😨
“AaaaAAa” 🐄 👹
“Wait let me redo that,” “aaaaaaahhhhh” ✨💅🏻😜
4:29
you know its a good day when Alana posts
Omg I get so excited to see an Alana Lintao notification 💀🧃
0:36 Subbed for that EARTHLING/LITTLEBOWS/ANGELBABIES/CHERUBS/CRYBABIES UNITE
IF IM SO SPECIAL WHY AM I SECRET
YEAH WHY THE F- IS THAT?
DO U REGRET
THE THINGS WE SHARED
@@kylenova1607 that I'll never forget well do you tell me that
2:04 ALLANA YOU SHOULD MAKE A PODCAST OMG
Frr
not the guy coming back with her brother’s shirt 😭💀
bro i just found out abt your channel thru your shorts and i lowkey cant wait to binge watch all your videos cuz i like you already 😂
alana literally slays in every video like slay queen
Girl I literally have no clue how you don’t have AT THE LEAST 1 million by now-
i literally live for your videos Alana
i love how everyone’s commenting nice things to get a shoutout 😹
I CAN NEVER TELL WHO'S GENUINE BUT I JUST LIKE TO BE OPTIMISTIC ANYWAY
omg i love you alana so freaking much!!
0:36 I LOVE YOU FOR THIS
You should literally do like try on haul because girlie I need to know where you get your clothes from they are on point every time
6:41 "he just took mass homocide and just romantized it" HELP IM DYING 😭😭
literally how are you so underrated 😭
“He’s just experimenting with fashion..” and his sexuality apparently 😭⁉️
I LOVE YOU ALANA YOURE SO FUNNY!!
the first story as a whole roller coaster lmao
Ur so funny u litterally make my day ❤️❤️
I need more of these videos!! 🧃🧃🧃
LETS GO ALANA POSTED! YOU LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL TODAY ALSO
Queen omg your the best RUclipsr and literally the most entertaining to watch
BRO I HAVE THE FLU AND I HAVE JUST BEEN WAITING FOR YOU TO POST BC YOU ALWAYS MAKE ME SMILE :))))
“i’m not intimidated by anyone but I am jealous”
i can’t stop laughing
i have been watching ur vids non stop for a week.i laugh so hard every video 🧃🧃🧃🧃🧃
girl I am watching this at 2 in the morning and my parents are in the next room BUT THIS IS HILARIOUS!
I started watching you 2 weeks ago and you are literally the highlight of my day, after I finish my homework I watch your videos (its like a reward😭😭 ). I'm not even joking I I have watched almost every single video and why are you so fricking pretty!!
I'M CRYING 😭😭 LOVE UR CONTENT SM 😋🤭
2:25 “yooo what brother” 💀
7:06 if I had a boyfriend who made me sign a contract stating that I would lose weight or he would leave me, that story would turn from romance to true crime real fast
real😭😭😭
Alana u probs wont see this but you should read the wattpad story called fathers wife.
why dont u alrdy have like 12M subscribers ur literally so funny and fun to watch lmao
OMG IM NOT FIRST BUT FINALLY EARLYYY✨✨💖
thanks for sticking with us 🧃🧃🧃
I LOVE YOU ALANA ❤
I’ve been watching for your videos for so long now and I never get tired of them. I love them so much!! 🤍
HOW ARE YOU SO FUNNY IM ON THE FLOOR RN💀
I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT YOUR NAILS LOOK SO GOOD 🧃🧃🧃
Criminally underrated channel
The fact that I audibly gasped when she said what were you doing on the pole 💀🧃🧃🧃
I am wating for the day when she gets popular like when she hits a million so like we all could be like we stanned her since the first ❤️
He clearly didn’t take the razor scooter seriously since at the end they were dating…
This was so funny! Lol
Love your videos.
Alana is my comfort person☺️😊
u deserve atleast 500k by the half of the year omg
OKAY PRINCESS!!!! BINGE WATCHING YOUR CHANNEL TONIGHT!!!!!❤❤❤❤
Genuinely my fave channel ever
i love her sm, like SO MUCH
This makes me feel better because we're all just as delulu😂
YOU NEED TO DO THIS AGAIN ALANAAA I DONT EVER SEEE THESE
NOT THE FAMILY REUNIONS 😭😭
THE BUZZ CUT ONE GOT ME 😭🧃🧃🧃
OMG GIRL THE MELANIE MARTINEZ SONG FOR A SECOND YASSSSS
0:19 guess who is going to jail tonight ~
Your side profile is so pretty!!!
Girl how do you not have million subs??? Yer so funny I love yer vids sm
6:08 Honestly Same 😢
No but like I was playing badminton against my crush and my teammate had to go get a new racket. And I was in pain (period or smth) and he looked so concerned ahhh! ❤
“He came back up 30 minutes later wearing my brothers shirt… uhhhh….. *do do do dooo do do do da* it was just a try on haul like it was just a try on haul why is that an awkward situation?” GOT ME DYING 🤣🤣🤣