@uR_mOm.69. Jesus loves you all so so much and you don’t get to Heaven or get saved through good works, but you DO get saved/get to Heaven through fully trusting in Jesus with all of your heart, mind and soul as your personal Lord and personal Savior, accepting Him into your heart, soul and life/giving Him your whole heart, and surrendering everything to God. You should also repent(having a change of mind about your sins) and THEN turn fully from your sins and worldly things and desires and turn fully to God and go all in with God!!💕♥️♥️♥️
@@daintyspedup Jesus loves you all so so much and you don’t get to Heaven or get saved through good works, but you DO get saved/get to Heaven through fully trusting in Jesus with all of your heart, mind and soul as your personal Lord and personal Savior, accepting Him into your heart, soul and life/giving Him your whole heart, and surrendering everything to God. You should also repent(having a change of mind about your sins) and THEN turn fully from your sins and worldly things and desires and turn fully to God and go all in with God!!💕♥️♥️♥️
She deserves a medal for understanding that it's not usual for a teenage boy to lift an entire human almost his size. Like everyone expects them to be Clarks Kents, it's so weird
Jesus loves you all so so much and you don’t get to Heaven or get saved through good works, but you DO get saved/get to Heaven through fully trusting in Jesus with all of your heart, mind and soul as your personal Lord and personal Savior, accepting Him into your heart, soul and life/giving Him your whole heart, and surrendering everything to God. You should also repent(having a change of mind about your sins) and THEN turn fully from your sins and worldly things and desires and turn fully to God and go all in with God!!💕♥️♥️♥️
@@skult227 They don't mean literally give her a medal obviously, they meant it's rare to find someone who actually understands that, and she should be praised for it
Her first story about thinking it's a joke when people ask you out hits too deep. I remember the first time a girl said she liked me I just laughed cause I thought it was a joke... 2 years later I learned that she actually liked me
@@panicfvx Jesus loves you all so so much and you don’t get to Heaven or get saved through good works, but you DO get saved/get to Heaven through fully trusting in Jesus with all of your heart, mind and soul as your personal Lord and personal Savior, accepting Him into your heart, soul and life/giving Him your whole heart, and surrendering everything to God. You should also repent(having a change of mind about your sins) and THEN turn fully from your sins and worldly things and desires and turn fully to God and go all in with God!!💕♥️♥️♥️
well two years later, *_I_* learned that trust is for fools, love is a delusion, and feelings are weakness. haha! 🙂 but I'm not affected by it or anyth ⚙️ *++* _the flesh is weak_ ++ _the machine is strong_ ++ *_Be the Machine_* *++* ⚙️
@@panicfvx Jesus loves you all so so much and you don’t get to Heaven or get saved through good works, but you DO get saved/get to Heaven through fully trusting in Jesus with all of your heart, mind and soul as your personal Lord and personal Savior, accepting Him into your heart, soul and life/giving Him your whole heart, and surrendering everything to God. You should also repent(having a change of mind about your sins) and THEN turn fully from your sins and worldly things and desires and turn fully to God and go all in with God!!💕♥️♥️♥️
@@32123ABCBAOnly if your teenagers/kids but boys tend to grow up doing that until adulthood or passed it. Whereas girls tend to comfort each other and try to forget the humiliation/shame.
@@SlayLala-qn2qc Jesus loves you all so so much and you don’t get to Heaven or get saved through good works, but you DO get saved/get to Heaven through fully trusting in Jesus with all of your heart, mind and soul as your personal Lord and personal Savior, accepting Him into your heart, soul and life/giving Him your whole heart, and surrendering everything to God. You should also repent(having a change of mind about your sins) and THEN turn fully from your sins and worldly things and desires and turn fully to God and go all in with God!!💕♥️♥️♥️
Jesus loves you all so so much and you don’t get to Heaven or get saved through good works, but you DO get saved/get to Heaven through fully trusting in Jesus with all of your heart, mind and soul as your personal Lord and personal Savior, accepting Him into your heart, soul and life/giving Him your whole heart, and surrendering everything to God. You should also repent(having a change of mind about your sins) and THEN turn fully from your sins and worldly things and desires and turn fully to God and go all in with God!!💕♥️♥️♥️
One time there was this boy that made fun of me, and then one day he texted me and told me I was cute. I thought he was joking-since he made fun of me all the time… so I responded and said “Haha” 💀 (He ignored me after that)
Modelling agencies have pretty inhumane standards in general. The man probably didn't come up with random new standards, but just applied the ones that already existed.
If she wants to make her beauty her profession, people are going to point out her flaws in a professional way. If an average person tries to be a model they'll get turned away at the door. How are they meant to feel? You're risking your self esteem by going into modelling.
I know thinking is probably hard for you but maybe then dont be a model? You want to be paid thousands just for crawling in front of a camera? Nah if its so bad youre free to go to the coal mine and make an honest living just like the boys. Oh you dont want to? the st fų
6:52 Aw heck nah I would just stand there for like 20 minutes then randomly say “chicken nuggies” because I can’t deal with complaments like a normal person-
as a dancer who has experienced the pas de deux embarrassment, that story felt personal 😂 also as a 6-foot-tall girl the weight thing is such a weak dance boy thing
I relate. There was a girl that worked with my mom under a program that was part of my high school and I showed up one day to my moms work and she came up to me and asked me to prom, and I got scared laughed a little and ran off when she started telling her friends what it would be like to kiss me. We ended up being friends, catching feelings, and breaking each others heart. I seem to fumble the bag lol.
Alana inspires me to truly be my best self. without her funny content and motivational talk in her videos, I wouldnt be who I am today. Thank you so much!!! Also i NEEEEED a haircare tutorial
Alana I had the worst day I was taking Finn’s advice seriously and not smiling but then I saw this video and I giggled a lot. Thanks for always lifting my mood with your videos ❤
Honestly I feel bad for the guy in the second story because he wasn't trying to call you fat or anything, probably didn't even hear himself until after the damage was already done
My face when Alana posted was just so happy 8:19 I do the same thing lmao like I have looks that say phrases and it’s kinda weird lmao like fore example one of them say “what the fuck?”
i would do anything to be her roommate. she is so funny and for what. like my type of person, she seems so nice too not to mention gorgeous?! what can't she do honestly. the first video of hers had me subscribing and turning on all notifications
alana’s sense of humor is what i NEED in a friendship
edit: thank yall for the likes 🤩🫶
god bless ✝️🙏🩷
REALL
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IKR
@uR_mOm.69. Jesus loves you all so so much and you don’t get to Heaven or get saved through good works, but you DO get saved/get to Heaven through fully trusting in Jesus with all of your heart, mind and soul as your personal Lord and personal Savior, accepting Him into your heart, soul and life/giving Him your whole heart, and surrendering everything to God. You should also repent(having a change of mind about your sins) and THEN turn fully from your sins and worldly things and desires and turn fully to God and go all in with God!!💕♥️♥️♥️
@@daintyspedup Jesus loves you all so so much and you don’t get to Heaven or get saved through good works, but you DO get saved/get to Heaven through fully trusting in Jesus with all of your heart, mind and soul as your personal Lord and personal Savior, accepting Him into your heart, soul and life/giving Him your whole heart, and surrendering everything to God. You should also repent(having a change of mind about your sins) and THEN turn fully from your sins and worldly things and desires and turn fully to God and go all in with God!!💕♥️♥️♥️
She deserves a medal for understanding that it's not usual for a teenage boy to lift an entire human almost his size. Like everyone expects them to be Clarks Kents, it's so weird
Jesus loves you all so so much and you don’t get to Heaven or get saved through good works, but you DO get saved/get to Heaven through fully trusting in Jesus with all of your heart, mind and soul as your personal Lord and personal Savior, accepting Him into your heart, soul and life/giving Him your whole heart, and surrendering everything to God. You should also repent(having a change of mind about your sins) and THEN turn fully from your sins and worldly things and desires and turn fully to God and go all in with God!!💕♥️♥️♥️
She's great and all but no one deserves a medal for that, it's bare minimum.
@@skult227 its a joke calm down
@@divyaa4459 it's not a joke homie, google what a joke is
@@skult227 They don't mean literally give her a medal obviously, they meant it's rare to find someone who actually understands that, and she should be praised for it
Alana may not be pregnant but she always delivers
this made me laugh
LOL
@@AlanaLintao what did we say about laughing alana?? 😠
@@AlanaLintaoi think you mean smirk.
@@AlanaLintao *smirk
2:08 “when the only thing i was leading was myself out the door” BYE💀💀💀
pov: alana now whenever someone cracks a joke
Alana: 😐🫤😏
HELPPP OMG
@@AlanaLintaoyou were ✨Rizztastic ✨
@@AlanaLintaorizzalicious
@@AlanaLintao your the rizzard of oz
@@AlanaLintaothe rizzly bear
Her first story about thinking it's a joke when people ask you out hits too deep. I remember the first time a girl said she liked me I just laughed cause I thought it was a joke... 2 years later I learned that she actually liked me
A guy tried to set me up with his friend during the fall dance season, and I still don’t know if he wanted to actually go or not💀
@@panicfvx Jesus loves you all so so much and you don’t get to Heaven or get saved through good works, but you DO get saved/get to Heaven through fully trusting in Jesus with all of your heart, mind and soul as your personal Lord and personal Savior, accepting Him into your heart, soul and life/giving Him your whole heart, and surrendering everything to God. You should also repent(having a change of mind about your sins) and THEN turn fully from your sins and worldly things and desires and turn fully to God and go all in with God!!💕♥️♥️♥️
well two years later, *_I_* learned that trust is for fools, love is a delusion, and feelings are weakness. haha! 🙂
but I'm not affected by it or anyth
⚙️ *++* _the flesh is weak_ ++ _the machine is strong_ ++ *_Be the Machine_* *++* ⚙️
Lol that's just pathetic, you're a guy and not a fucking chick.
@@Kveldred - Timothy, 12 years old.
Plot twist: she didn’t change their names 🫢
FINALLY SOMEONE CRACKED THE CODE. i grew up with joseph biden bro
WAIT WAHT....@@AlanaLintao
@@AlanaLintaowait wait…why is joe like 114 and ur like 10 years old…(i go by looks)
That's why he couldn't lift her@@Ilovefrancolins
Joe Biden ☠️
AN ALANA VIDEO A DAY KEEPS THE DEPRESSION AWAY 🤭🤭
FR tho
@@panicfvx Jesus loves you all so so much and you don’t get to Heaven or get saved through good works, but you DO get saved/get to Heaven through fully trusting in Jesus with all of your heart, mind and soul as your personal Lord and personal Savior, accepting Him into your heart, soul and life/giving Him your whole heart, and surrendering everything to God. You should also repent(having a change of mind about your sins) and THEN turn fully from your sins and worldly things and desires and turn fully to God and go all in with God!!💕♥️♥️♥️
@@soupy213 AN ALANA VIDEO A DAY KEEPS THE DEPRESSION AWAY BC SHE IS SO SLAY OMG YAY add
@@kibbleshour1272 lollll
Frr
the need that men feel to drag women down when they don’t do what they want them to is scary
cause men have been raised to be evil, possessive, sadistic. they don't think with their mind and soul but with their d*cks
@adrianramirez6848men more often get away with it without anybody noticing.
@adrianramirez6848 quite prevelent in men tho
@adrianramirez6848maybe but most women don’t typically resort to borderline abusive or violent behavior
@adrianramirez6848really ? Look at the data, who is committing most of abuse and violence?
"I'm over it... I'm not over it. I'm gonna think about it again later before I go to bed" story of my overthinking life lolll
Seriously wtf?? Every time I've rejected a boy they've always insulted me or spread a ton of rumors about me.
Both genders do this 😭
@@32123ABCBAOnly if your teenagers/kids but boys tend to grow up doing that until adulthood or passed it. Whereas girls tend to comfort each other and try to forget the humiliation/shame.
If you date toxic guys that's what you'll get lmao, it's not about them being boys
Jesus christ people are awful
@@loidforger330how are you blaming her for what they did😂
alana thinking anyone who says they like her is joking is so relatable 😭
“why are we victim blaming..” IM SOBBING
Alana is so energetic and fun she’s so kind and I loveeeee her videos and always will forever support her!!!
ur pfp is so real
@@SlayLala-qn2qc Jesus loves you all so so much and you don’t get to Heaven or get saved through good works, but you DO get saved/get to Heaven through fully trusting in Jesus with all of your heart, mind and soul as your personal Lord and personal Savior, accepting Him into your heart, soul and life/giving Him your whole heart, and surrendering everything to God. You should also repent(having a change of mind about your sins) and THEN turn fully from your sins and worldly things and desires and turn fully to God and go all in with God!!💕♥️♥️♥️
Bro calm down.
bend over💀
when she recreated the smirk i burst out laughing LMAO 😭
Alana’s videos are literally everything. I feel bad for those who haven’t watched her before. ❤
Jesus loves you all so so much and you don’t get to Heaven or get saved through good works, but you DO get saved/get to Heaven through fully trusting in Jesus with all of your heart, mind and soul as your personal Lord and personal Savior, accepting Him into your heart, soul and life/giving Him your whole heart, and surrendering everything to God. You should also repent(having a change of mind about your sins) and THEN turn fully from your sins and worldly things and desires and turn fully to God and go all in with God!!💕♥️♥️♥️
Alana’s energy is everything 😂 I’m so glad I found her channel.
Living for these cover up names 😂
One time there was this boy that made fun of me, and then one day he texted me and told me I was cute. I thought he was joking-since he made fun of me all the time… so I responded and said “Haha” 💀
(He ignored me after that)
💀
BULLY LOVE!! WE LOVE THAT
you ate him up
"The only thing I was leading was myself out the DOOR." LMAOOOOOO
Alana is honestly SOO funny, your sense of humor is top notchhh
the last story was actually insane😭like can we ban men from working at modeling agencies instead of banning teenage girls from showing signs of joy
It’s not just men it’s the requirements for models…regardless
Modelling agencies have pretty inhumane standards in general. The man probably didn't come up with random new standards, but just applied the ones that already existed.
imagine a female run everything, life would be amazing. we could kiss dress codes goodbye
If she wants to make her beauty her profession, people are going to point out her flaws in a professional way. If an average person tries to be a model they'll get turned away at the door. How are they meant to feel? You're risking your self esteem by going into modelling.
I know thinking is probably hard for you but maybe then dont be a model? You want to be paid thousands just for crawling in front of a camera?
Nah if its so bad youre free to go to the coal mine and make an honest living just like the boys. Oh you dont want to? the st fų
PLEASE I TRYING NOT TO CHOKE ON MY WATER 4:50
"She's just too heavy 🤕😭" IS ABSOLUTELY DIABOLICAL 💀💀
I love Alana she is so effortlessly funny my day had been MADEEE
I love how she never curses and she’s so optimistic about literally everything keep the Contant going💗💗
Based.
6:52
Aw heck nah I would just stand there for like 20 minutes then randomly say “chicken nuggies” because I can’t deal with complaments like a normal person-
The fact that Alana is a swiftie makes me so happy omg
as a dancer who has experienced the pas de deux embarrassment, that story felt personal 😂 also as a 6-foot-tall girl the weight thing is such a weak dance boy thing
alana you are actually the funniest person ever you always make me so happy and make my day😭😭
I relate. There was a girl that worked with my mom under a program that was part of my high school and I showed up one day to my moms work and she came up to me and asked me to prom, and I got scared laughed a little and ran off when she started telling her friends what it would be like to kiss me. We ended up being friends, catching feelings, and breaking each others heart. I seem to fumble the bag lol.
Wow emotional rollercoaster
i can't relate to that at all because it's so specific
@@latinexus Yeah and she still lives a street over from me.
@@zachdirects oof, small world. i can relate to that.
Ok but literally Alana’s smile is beautiful 🫶🏻
Alana omfg I am obsessed with ur videos , they are so freaking addicting😭😭😭
Alana inspires me to truly be my best self. without her funny content and motivational talk in her videos, I wouldnt be who I am today. Thank you so much!!! Also i NEEEEED a haircare tutorial
Alana I had the worst day I was taking Finn’s advice seriously and not smiling but then I saw this video and I giggled a lot. Thanks for always lifting my mood with your videos ❤
Love her humor and the way she’s funny and makes jokes so fast 😭
we have the EXACT SAME sense of humor i love your channel sm, pretty sure i've binged like half your videos in the last 24 hours
I love Alana so much she makes my day so much better I swear
Alana is literally the funniest person I’ve ever seen 😂 love your videos 🫶
alana u fr help me to feel more comfortable in my own skin , i really appreciate what u do on this channel :)) ilysm , keep being you !!
I pretty much binge watched alana's channel when I was dying of cramps and I rank that as number one best thing to do👏
alana ur eye makeup is slaying right now wth
Alana's energy and humor are whats keeping me alive rn
Alana is the best friend I need. Her energy gives me more happiness then any energy drink ever would
3:36 HELPP WHAT IN THE WATTPAD STORY? 😭
YES A NEW ALANA VIDEO, IM SCREAMING, CRYING, DYING, AND COMING BACK TO LIFE TO WATCH THIS VIDEO!!!
literally ethereal, sense of humor is immaculate and ur so 1989
she’s so fearless tv
My day was going soooo bad, and now I saw the notification from een new video of you and that made my day soooo much better. Love you Alana❤️
No joke you are the best RUclipsr ever you are the only RUclipsr that I look forward to watching your videos they are ACTUALLY fun to watch ILYSM❤❤
we NEED a part 2!
Honestly I feel bad for the guy in the second story because he wasn't trying to call you fat or anything, probably didn't even hear himself until after the damage was already done
Your stories make me feel so much better 😂
Ok not Alana being absolutely gorgeous and being only asked out as a joke ❤
video aside your hairstyle with the pink ribbons and earrings looks so majestic and pretty
I literally binged all of Alana’s videos in a day so I was waiting for this upload 😭🙏
girl ur literally my fav yt channel this totally cheered me upp
OMG YOUR MAKE UP LOOKS SO PRETTY 🤩🤩🫶🏻🩷🩷
How did you comment so early ❤❤❤❤
@@Kiley10bestie privileges 🩷🩷🫶🏻
omg I luv it when yall are in videos togetherrr ❤️❤️
nah the second one would have made me cry
i love alana so much she’s hilarious 🫶🫶🫶
Alana uploaded the day is saved!! 🙌🏻🙌🏻🩷🩷
literally the most funniest and underrated youtuber on this app
Alanas is one the most underatted youtubers out there she's so funny pretty and amazing she needs way more recognition 💗 💞
PLEASE 8:10
HELPPP 7:49 IM DYINGGG
5:48 Taylor Swift’s Daughter 😭✋
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PLEASE THE HAIR IS EVERYTHING
It’s giving cottage core fairy princess picnic time 🌹🌺🦋🌷🌟💫🌻🌼🧚🧚♀️🧚♂️🐉🧌🧺
4:29
ur too weak, i aint heavy, u are WEAK 🧍🏽♂️
Jesus loves you! :)
finding this channel is the best thing that happend to me these last couple of years. Her vidoes always make me smile on a sad day
My face when Alana posted was just so happy
8:19 I do the same thing lmao like I have looks that say phrases and it’s kinda weird lmao like fore example one of them say “what the fuck?”
Ur so freaking talented, funny n underrated like istg Ilysm Alana you r my comfort channel 🫶🫶
1:35 Alana this guy complimented my chinese hand writing and i just laughed in his face bc i didnt know how to say thank you😭😭😭
NO CUZ SAME HOW THE F-CK DO PEOPLE SAY THANK YOU
Alana is the best youtuber ever🤩 I binge her videos 24/7
alana, i was supposed to do my homework when you made me burst out laughing 💀 your humor is just on a different level LOL
Every conversation I've had with men is the worst.
I’ve been binging your videos all week! I love your vibe so much you’re so funny.
Omg Bro Alana’s Videos make my day SO MUCH BETTER ITS CRAZY! AND SHES SO RELATABLE AND AMAZING AND FUNNY AND BEAUTIFUL AND MY IDOL !
alana is the genuine, funny, good at giving advice, trustworthy friend i need so badly in my life😭😭❤❤❤
BACKGROUND IS ON POINT ALANA!!
I love your videos and humor Alana! It's makes my day when you post 💖
bro i just woke up and i was blessed with alana posting and this video is so relatable
4:56 got me WHEEZING 💀💀
"which are all skill issues 🙄🥱"
i've literally just found her channel and i already am in love. girly slays ong, shes also super pretty
The T swizzle references😂 6:09
YESSSS IVE BEEN WAITING FOR ALANA TO POST AGAINNNNNN
alana literally never fails to make me smile
this is literally like im talking to my bestie ily alana 😍😍😍
ALANA IS LITERALLY THE REASON WHY I AM ALIVE TBH 🛐
Alana's defo one of my new fav youtubers
1:17 the voice crack i can't
Why is Alana such a relatable queen
alana i swear you’re so prettyyy omg and the ribbons in ur hair suit u so well and ur just so perfect and gorgeous 😍😍😍
THE FACT THAT ALANA HAD INTERACTIONS W/ MEN. I COULD ENVER, THEY SCARE ME.😭♥ILYSMM
The music and droning is so 😭😭😭
I love how everything Alana says is absolutely HILARIOUS!!!!!!
YES BEEN WAITING FOR UR POST😍😍🧎♀️🧎♀️
You always make my day with your videos! You’re so gorgeous and I literally love your content. Ilyy❤
you have become my fav new ytber i swear anything that comes out of ur mouth is so funny ilysm girly
The make-up, the taylor swift album posters, the cover up names, PERFECTION
Gorl your humor is unmatched. You are amazinggg KEEP UP THE AMAZING WORK
i would do anything to be her roommate. she is so funny and for what. like my type of person, she seems so nice too not to mention gorgeous?! what can't she do honestly. the first video of hers had me subscribing and turning on all notifications