Kanye Thinks Instagram Is Too Sexy (feat. Tony Hale) - Lights Out with David Spade
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- Опубликовано: 5 окт 2024
- Kanye West likened his Instagram horniness to the tribulations of Jesus, and Tony Hale, Josh Wolf and Fortune Feimster have some questions.
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Spade, Feimster, Hale, & Wolf would make an amazing law firm name.
Just an observation.
"You wanted a hot dog that bad that you dragged someone over from cosmetics?"... That whole part of the conversation about Spade wanting a dog at Kmart had me laughing so much....
Love David’s costume and the way he sits like nothing s up
It wouldn't be spade without a jonbennet joke.
Killed it tonight DSpade
This just in...no one says "killed it" anymore since 2016
@@dieforme666 I think you'll find I just did. I'm not interested in what the kids are saying these days. I stand by my comment.
@@LisaLisa001 you killed it in that response . boom.
@@Jasondirt thank you, sir
I need more of these videos. The longer the better
Indeed
They still think that people have the attention span of a goldfish and can only handle 3-4minute clips.
Someone tell him about Joe Rogan.
The rich bastards want u to pay to watch full episodes
Twenty two minutes on air is not enough. This show should be longer. Glad Fortune is back.
"I think they're more worried about the wedding night" - David Spade is GOLD. This is by far my favourite comedy thing at the moment. A GREAT antidote to something like the Colbert-Trump-Dump-A-Thon. Greetings from Prague, CZ
Spade's throwaway lines are over the line for some: "I thought this was a trailer for a Kevin Hart movie". He seems effortlessly outrageous.
Spade: What its funny.
Me: :O
@@brendanb69 Spade: I take it back lmao (that guy in the truck was actually funny)
I love how he always comes back with that joke about the little girl. Dark af but so funny
FORTUNE FEIMSTER!!! YEAH!!! she's fukken funny!! Love Her.
I am OBSESSED with her!!!!!
Me too!
She’s pretty great
That must have been a long time ago he went to Kmart. They don't sell snacks anymore. There's hardly any Kmarts left anyway.
Lmao @ the Kevin hart movie joke
That was deep 🤣🤣😃😂
dat was good one
I think it was making fun of his accident...which is why he said he takes it back but it was damn funny
best show on tv
Omg this was one of the best ones yet 😂😂😂😂
But how big is the Ring Pop? Ha ha ha ha ha
tony !!!!!!!!!! here for u !!!!!
The issue is that for many young girls, in some states as young as 11, that isn't a costume
First of all James Mitchell, you are poopin' on the jokes by bringing up the cold, hard reality of child marriage, not only here but all over the world. Obviously it's a horror not a costume or a joke. But J H, you are even worse for not knowing about this. It happens, even in America, usually in religious minority settings. Mormon fundamentalists sometimes engage in this as well as some immigrants from Muslim or African countries where women are still traded like commodities. These are just a couple examples. Poverty is often a driving factor and practices like child marriage are endemic in the culture despite being illegal here. Fun fact though, some states offer exceptions for these child marriages and they are protected under law in those places, though I don't think you'll see protections extended quite as far down as to 11 . Anyway... Super gross. Thanks for bumming me out guys.
Finally, a witty Spider-Man!
Spider Spade.
"Your wife is patient zero" lmfao
I wish these full episodes were online, this show is so good
You can watch them on the Comedy Central website.
My happy place!! Ty David Spade. 🥰🥰🥰
"I dragged em over..it's commission-based" 😂
🤣🤣😂😂😂 jeez best episode
“How big is the ring?” Damn...
omg, the Kmart story is so funny!
Look at dave making these guys crack up lol
Trevor from Michigan 🤔 I think that was me... 😂 idk a phibi tho
The guy took his plate!!! How about "wow I took my plate off wtf did I do forget took take my name tag off my hoodie"
Josh "AHAHAHAHA!" Wolf
2:13 Longtime David Spade fans understand how full circle that joke actually is!
Absolutely adore David Spade.
I love these clips, especially finally getting to see Spade be funny. But that blasting sound at the end of EVERY FARKING VIDEO makes me feel all stabby. Not just a little bit either, but that kinda stabby feeling that makes you start wondering if a pencil really could be jammed into an ear far enough to puncture the ear drum. And how long would the pencil need to be?
Better make sure this video is labeled as "for kids" since there's a child model in it lest you get fined 42 thousand dollars!
Luke Perry's ghost got some jokes.
I love David spade show !
I think Kmart had a contract with R.Kelly and something happened and they were like yeah we might wanna pull this down
Love Josh, savage.
I legit thought that was Chris Nunez, the tattooer, on the left at first
Cause he has to go to confession everytime he gets on Instagram
i love this show so much.
When did tosh become homeless?
Commission based! LOL! Omg that got me good.
I love it when Josh Wolf or Annie Lederman come onto the show
you’re right, he should of At LEAST taken a SlimJim
Is Josh Wolf Daniel Tosh's alternate persona?
spade is quick
Oh, no. I take that back. Too late! Clean out your locker, spudly!
Josh Wolf explains the joke.
*Sorry. I feel I should explain. I didn't get why taking the plate off was funny until he told me.
Chelsey Handler writer...nuff said
David looks like he Buffalo Billed Spider-Man.
What kind of ring is it?
Lmaom so Peter Parker is Spade.
That bride costume should've included a hijab for more accuracy and diversity
Ciclopea2 Have you seen documentaries on purity balls? It’s not that far off.
I liked Kanye better when he was puff daddy. "Puffington Diddlesworth'' -thanks Dave.
David!
That dude has to be related to Daniel Tosh.
David Spade.....is funny.
Trailer for Kevin Hart movie lololol
Kanye is going full Larry Flynt
That wasn't a brake skid mark. It was a burnout that pushed forward after running into pigs feet and slim jims.
Kanye west is the master of crazy thoughts
Come on y’all the comics should have said went from stealing license plates to making them
Hahaaaa fucken hilarious!!!!
Does Spade try and incorporate a Jean Beanie joke in ever episode?
@jeff jones lol I've seen him mention her at least 5 times now in different clips from the show
Rocky Dennis has a twin sister?!(sorry Jesus oops I mean Kanye)
I love David Spade, and I’m happy he got a show, but you can kind of tell the jokes are scripted.
Brent Rhodes it is right ? Zero improv?
Tony Hale, amarite?
They all looked method out
Religious phobic
If you consider the ground snout, epidermis, hoof, nose, and anus to be considered "beef", then 100% beef, PLUS added chem residue from the inconsistency of the non-trained workers!🤢
One thing I re-learned from a 90s movie and why I love movies all together, sometimes they throw in life charms, and all the talent that made up late 20th century(not the studios). Mostly flashy action movies today with not near as much day-to-day application.
There are too many hoes on social media. Maybe in a few years there will be a renaissance where girls go on social media to explore more constructive ideas such as education, enlightenment, and positivity.
Fuck off
Kanye comparing himself to Jesus.... Totally normal!
Certain people act like it's a bad thing to check out sexy dressed women or men. Shouldn't a person find something somewhat interesting to stare at on someone if they are willing to shove their body parts into them? I'm just keeping it real. People are sexually attracted to other people and most of the world revolves around that. Anybody that walks around with a righteous holier than now attitude can kiss my pumpkin.
Kompared to yesus and foodgod bulldog chewing wasps is sexy
David is hilarious. His guests not so much
Omg. That wolf dude is unbearable and his laughter that he thinks is infectious or sexy is down right annoying. I’ve NEVER skipped through so much of Lights Out… dude! He was ruining my new favorite show. 😤😒
David spade a shady queen
Kanye West has way over hyped forever. His bitch has been slutting foreeeeeever. I don't give two sh!ts about that family.
Yesus for Jesus
Bill Cosby is innocent of rape! - Kanye West
www.usatoday.com/story/life/people/2016/02/10/kanye-west-says-bill-cosby-innocent-twitter/80167074/
I like 999 😄
Kanye is woke
Kanye is into dudes....lol..
the truck driver got charged with terrorism
1st
Keep mocking Jesus ! Good idea. 🙄
I like to mock my Hispanic landscaper, Jesus.
I mean, it’s not a bad idea.
@@JulezWinnfield 💜😂 did you read about that dude like a week ago running in a race with a Jesus Saves shirt and then passed out and a guy named Jesus gave him cpr and saved his life?! True Story.
They took it out of context. It’s that he feels women are showing too much skin and it’s wrong. It’s makes him upset crazy.
@@iKeto_gal sure. his wife dresses like a nun in her photos though.
Josh Wolf sounds exactly like Keegan-Michael Key. Looks slightly like him too, but the voice is uncanny.